>female coworkers
Let's get some greentext stories going.
>have female coworker
>she isn't very good at her job
>all the guys support her and do her work for her
>I don't because she probably has casual sex
>work with qt
>have sex in the washroom on break
>mfw see orbiters offering to buy her lunch
>work in the diversity office at my school
>the only white man among colored women
>the only white man (me) just runs errands for them all day while browsing /pol/ in the student center.
Work in supermarket in summer, women that work there (usually middle aged) ask me for two things daily
>Oh, you're tall, could you get that box off the racking for me
>You look strong, could you carry this for me
This is why I should be paid more.
>>25497760
>>I don't because she probably has casual sex
iktf m8
>>25497846
>tfw don't look strong
>>25497922
Neither do I, but they're middle aged women and I'm the closest male below 50 around, so,
>You look strong
>have gym in our office building
>usually no one there
>bump into qt from my office when i was trying to use the gym shower
>one thing leads to anotherthis is the Tom Green show. it's not the Green Tom show, this is the Tom Green show this is the Tom green show.
>>25497723
>female coworkers
I work at a company that only has 1 female employee. It's fucking glorious.
>work in an office
>almost everyone else is a woman
>constant bickering and catfights over minor bullshit
>everyone gossiping about everyone and making passive-aggressive remarks about weight or clothing or perceived sluttiness or whatever
>somebody ends up crying in the bathroom at least once a week
The only coworker I like is the intern. She's got a mouth on her and I love it.
>work roofing
>all guys normally
>some chick gets hired for unknown reasons
>typical basic white bitch
>feels the need to prove shes just as strong as 'the guys'
>constantly tries to one-up and outdo everyone, always fails
>fucks shit up constantly, we have to fix it
>decides to tackle and overpower a guy as a show of strength
>tries to do so on a roof, ~28ft off the ground
>knocks him off the roof, he breaks both his legs
>she gets fired, but nothing else
>guy tried to sue, but no dice
>claimed she tripped into him, despite six of us stating she purposefully tackled him
>gets off unpunished
>she moves on, not caring about crippling a man
>Work shitty part time job
>all co-workers are Chinese women
>owners are fob Chinese people
>I'm the only white person
>get away with doing less work than everybody else
>only have to work cash because I know English better than everybody else
>owners wife brings be food from the other restaurant they own at the end of each shift
>make more money than everybody else
Pretty good
>>25498161
>>constant bickering and catfights over minor bullshit
>>everyone gossiping about everyone and making passive-aggressive remarks about weight or clothing or perceived sluttiness or whatever
>>somebody ends up crying in the bathroom at least once a week
Maybe I'm just a sick fuck but that sounds like heaven.
>>25497833
>diversity office at my school
We have fallen far, haven't we
>female coworker
>bisexual
>I wasn't trained
>everyone mocks me behind my back
>this bitch does it right to my face
>starts calling my screwups pulling a *my name*
>yells at me every shift
>mocks me every shift
>try really hard to learn and do extra duties
>she just laughs at me more
>>25498388
It's annoying. I mean, they mostly leave me alone, and tend to listen to whatever I say, but it's a hassle. I don't want to spend 8 hours a day listening to middle-aged women bickering over nothing.
>>25498275
i hope this isn't true. if it is I can feel a ree coming on
>>25497762
Are you me? I've been sleeping with the bitchy intern I mentioned in >>25498161
We go out to the same place for lunch usually because it's right around the block and she usually gets asked out while we're there.
>>25497833
>diversity office
>>25497833
>diversity office
and people wonder why everyone hates niggers and spics
>coworkers invite department to lunch
>3 females + myself go
>all are married and way older than me (2 were 50+) so no interest in any of them
>gossip with each other the entire time
>talk about how some other co-workers look too thin, look sick all the time, times they were pissed off at them etc
They really are overgrown children
>>25497723
>she gropes me
>I get a payrise in exchange for no sexual harrasment charge
Only $0.75/hr but it's worth it
>>25497723
>used to be early morning shelf stacker
>only female on my team is my 30something boss
>all the qts are on the checkouts
>shop is opened during the last half hour of my shift
>my only interactions with them were saying bye on my way out the shop
>men work togther and get along
>if theres any disagreement, they take a 10 minute cool off period then talk it out
>projects get completed and well instead of half-assed
>women work with each other initally
>one disagreement: everything goes to hell, project is completely ruined, and we never hear the end of grudges
>nothing gets done, or if it gets done, lots of errors and half-assed
Welcome to working with women. It's a no fucking brainer no one wants to hire women.
>>25498445
sounds like you work in a restaurant, nigga
when I was new it was hard to take that shit knowing how scared my coworkers would be to talk like that to a kid like me in the street
but you gotta learn fast
anyway
>work as a barback at a trendy black bar
>new bartender who doesn't seem to be very experienced gets hired
>she's easily 6 feet tall, and looks like pic related
>I feel like she just got hired because the thirsty customers will tip this bitch well
>now she has the right to order me around, which she relishes
>literally have to squeeze past her over and over again, there is no room for her behind this fucking bar
>treats me like I'm younger than her even though we're the same age
>I was washing glasses and she was on her phone once during a slow chunk and she looked up and asked "how tall are you, like, 5'6?" completely out of the blue
I-I-I'm 5'9, you always wear boots and I wear chuck taylors! you fat ho
sometimes I think she wants the dick though, like when she told me she loves my teeth (my bottom row is all gold)
>be me
>work for cellphone/electronics company similair to verizon or whatever
>walk around the store and help people with contracts and stuff
>all the other coworkers in my "department" are either stacies or single moms except for this one gay guy who's a complete bitch
>the don't do shit
>they complain constantly even though this is like the comfiest job ever
Anyone wanna hear some stories?
>>25499135
>my bottom row is all gold
typical nigger
>>25499273
Yeah I do.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25499321
most niggas are either too broke or too lame to look like me senpai
>>25497723
>Work at coffee shop
>A few girls and guys work there
>2 of the girls are the only tolerable people there
>Dark sense of humor, hate customers, manager etc.
>They actually do their job and get shit done.
It wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be senpai.
>work in inpatient mental health center
>have treatment team meeting
>have patient that needs one page paper faxed to his probation officer
>none of the women volunteer even though he is on their caseload
>"b...b...but i don't know how to do it! This is a man's work!"
>i force all the women into the copy room
>put number into the fax machine place paper into focument feeder
>hit send
>fax goes through
>women get angry
>boss is behind them
>they start saying to him im a misogynist and sexist
>says he disagreea and tells them all to cleanout their offices and get out since they're all fired
>they try to file lawsuit again center, claiming hostile work environment and want unemployment compensation
>company lawyer recieves all our evidence
>their lawyer tells them its stupid of them to continue
>they press on
>company lawyer presents all the evidence in court and continued poor performance evals of all the women involved
>they lost
>their lawyer asked for $10,000 upfront since he knew they was fighting a losing battle
>they all were out for lots and didn't get unemployment
>court said i could counter-sue for defamation
>didnt do it out of character
That's why you never work with women. They are shit co-workers that do nothing but bitch and complain when they should be doing their simple jobs.
>i work a very prestigious job at a very prestigious firm
>worked my fucking ass off to get it through my life
>mfw dumb retarded girls work with me because they need to fill the female quota
>mfw they try to boss me around and have a smug, bitchy 'professional' attitude
i should have just been a fucking NEET
>>25498399
What is the skull meme called?
>>25498399
Hey Someone has to be in charge of diversity you racist pig!
>>25499328
>first few months at new job
>all my coworkers are stacies and normies
>no friends, just go there to make money since it's 5 min from my school
>pretty comfy, walk around watch tv and help customers
>one of the stacies is a really skinny girl with black hair, lets just call her julie
>julie dates this nigger chad that drifts cars or some shit, and fucks other girls constantly
>julie constantly talks to me about her relationship problems and whatever, mostly cause I'm hanging out by the ipads playing some subway surfer by myself or whatever and I'm perceived as a good listener
>still a stacy, so whenever chadrone is begging her to stay and they make up she goes back to bragging about him to the other stacies, and generally telling me that I'm a weak faggot and will never fuck a girl.
Just fucking kill me, anyone want more?
The only one that is even mildly attractive just got married. Anyway I'm pretty sure all my female co workers either think i'm secretly a flaming faggot or just the biggest bitch in the world. Every time I walk into the office they give me shit for being shy and I bet they know I'm a virgin. Oh well, their lives aren't great either.
>>25499716
>>still a stacy, so whenever chadrone is begging her to stay and they make up she goes back to bragging about him to the other stacies, and generally telling me that I'm a weak faggot and will never fuck a girl.
Super interesting anon, more please.
>late at night, on my way to meet some friends
>stop by the gasstation I work to buy something to drink
>female coworker: "Oh hey, what are you doin up so late"
>"just gonna meet some friends"
>"lol you havin a lan party or something?"
The fuck?
So because I'm fat and socially awkward the only social interaction I get is through video games or something? I started working here two weeks ago and we barely talked with each other, don't pretend to know me and don't fucking label me or some shit
>work at a school
>mostly black women in their early 20s
>they're basically all pleasant people to work with
actually most of my male coworkers are terrible at this job
sorry
>>25499422
sweet sweet justice right there
>>25497922
>>25497846
>You look strong (ie. fat) carry this piece of dark matter to mordor while I stay by your side, try to maintain an awkward conversation and make the same amount of money as you do
>Work at campus dance center office
>Boss is loud, overweight, black woman
>Complained about racist professors with Indian coworker
>Be quiet while they yell about professors and at me
>Get fired for not being motivated enough
>mfw the few white professors were the only nice people there
>tfw the only qt girls at my work are on the checkouts
>tfw i'm never working near them
>>25499955
how was the LAN party though?
>>25497723
>have female coworker, landscaping
>lots of special treatment, treated like a lady
>can tell she resented it
>actually pretty cool and a smart kid to boot
>foreman yelled at her over nothing while I wasn't around
>she quit, giving a BS reason
They're not all bad. I feel sorry for her for getting mixed up in such a negative environment.
>>25499356
Bless up bless up, these are the teeth they don't want you to have
>work developing insurance sales people
>2 females go on interview
>they look like they have being friends for a long time
>they are always smiling at me
>"oh hey anon! Hows the weather up there huh? Lol"
>bitches trying to be cute or something but they ugly as fuck
>they add me to facebook, decline their asses
>they text me to invite me to some bar
>"sorry I cant I prefer going out with my friends"
>"ok maybe another time anon"
>bitches dont sell shit and got fired
>mfw Im gay and in love with my ex bf even though we broke up more than 1 year ago
>>25500158
wow life sounds tough for you anon
>>25500076
Pretty sweet dude
>>25500158
>gays have to bring up that they are gay even though it had nothing to do with the story
gaywad
>>25499861
>about a year into this job
>that one faggot and all the other stacies just keep alienating me
>still a trusting beta, haven't been redpilled yet
>they convince me to tell them who my crush is
>faggot apparently knows half of the town, tells her and probably convinced her about other shit
>she looks at me with disdain since then, completely changed.
And I think I really had a shot with her too.
>be attractive
>female retail employees gove me free items or dont count them all
I would never hire a woman tbqh
>>25500359
Why are normies so cruel? What would even motivate someone to do that?
>>25497922
>tfw been lifting for around a year and a half
>skinnyripped
>tfw female coworkers always ask pudgy coworkers to carry things
>female workers are all slow plodding cunts who never improve their work
>floor boss twice their age constantly kisses their asses and chats them up for free 20 minute breaks
>bust my ass, go out of my way to show i care about deadlines/quotas etc.
>probably have literally 2x the output of the women
>floor boss practically sneers at me when i talk to him
if you ever own a company and you want to triple your productivity, protip: hire only men.
women slow everything down, and sap morale because no one wants to work harder than them for the same pay.
Most of my female coworkers have been fairly competent. The worst ones were when I was working retail
>Girl works in sporting goods
>Going to CC doing good things
>Goes out with one of my friends (didn't like her anyway)
>they go out for like 6 months and then she wants to take a "break"
>The "break" is for her to start talking to another guy within the store
>Friend quits job and she breaks it off with him
>Friend is more of a robot than I am and is devastated
>Find out later that she is preggo with the other guys kid
>quits job and those dreams of "being a teacher" come crashing down
>tell my friend and hes really happy for the first time in months
When it comes to the girl in my department
>try to talk to her and hook up with her
>She really open to talking and stuff
>I think things are working out
>She dates some other guy in the store
>he losses his job an breaks up with her
>"Where are all the good men at"
I never took a risk with her because, from what I observed, she always seemed to be the one to start the relationship process. I figured if she was interested she would have given me pretty clear hints like she gave the others.
>working in a profession where women exist
lmao have you cucks tried not being sissies
>>25500735
maybe i'll just become a trucker so i never have to deal with this shit.
women just get away with being lazy too much. they literally start whining when they want something and the managers cave because they don't want to daycare.
oh and you hear this excuse literally everyday, "MY SON COMES FIRST, MY BABY, MY DAUGHTER, MY KID, MY CHILD, COMES FIRST"
okay girls, you get to use the "my child" excuse until the kid is old enough to call 9/11, then that's it.
>>25500700
I guess I'll post more
>Tall blond haired manager
>textbook former cock carousel rider
>had kid with chad who left her and is now in her 30s looking for beta bucks
>Was dating this rich guy
>She openly admits that the sex isn't good but he has money so why not
I lost what little respect that I had for her that day. She was still one of the cooler managers there.
The rest were cackling hens who were either single moms or doing nothing and waiting for beta bucks to roll in.
>>25497723
>talk about coworkers
>on r9k
nice fucking try OP
Meh this was kind of funny
>female exe chef
>head chef at one of the restaurants has family emergency
>sous sick as a dog
>go to fill in and work line for a few evenings
>cooks comfortable around me so line chatter as per norm
>talking about gf's, dating other bs
>mid service one of the linesman cracks a joke about women being nuts and asks if I have advice
>strait faced as I could "never stick your dick in crazy"
>line erupts in laughter
I've been in restaurants 18 years have only met 1 other female worth a shit on line
Horror stories with the others
>start new job
>all the secretaries and recepcionist are beautiful
>theres a receptionist my age (22) that i like to talk to
>shes friendly and smart
>after 2 or 3 months of talking daily she tells me that she broke up with his bf of 2 years because he wanted to get married and settle down, and she didnt
>she begins to flirt with me, she is no subtle
>I begin to feel bad because i didnt tell her im gay, i dont like to mix work with my personal life because i live in a third world country and it could cost me promotions
>finally tell her after 2 months of flirting
>One week later she came back with his bf
Shes still my friend and kept the secret though.
>>25500019
You gullible idiot :')
>>25501820
it was real in my mind famfam
>Be me
>Wagecuck bagger at grocery store
>Have to push carts for an hour
>It's cold as balls
>Come in at 6:55
>Black Stacy complains, tells me to go back outside
>She complains to the manager, I have to go back outside
>Fast forward to today
>I got promoted to a different department
>She got fired for acting like a lazy welfare queen and sleeping around
Silly roasties
>start new job
>female coworker
>she's nice and helps me with stuff
>not chatty or irritating
Is it just a meme or am I lucky to not work with bitches?
>start to talk with a female coworker
>I enjoy talk with her and kinda like her
>she invites me to drink a beer during the breakfast
>we talk but nothing happens
>today she invites me to walk to some place far from our work during the breakfast
>I try to make a move, but she doesn't see me while talks to me
She always has an excuse to hang out in the night. I don't understand robots. What the hell she wants from me? She is cute and could have a lot of friends in the office if she wants. Why she play with me!
>>25502406
There are plenty of women who are normal decent reasonable human beings, but they are no fun to post about on r9k
>>25499494
own3d
At Dunkin Donuts today a woman employee asked me if I had a lighter, why did she do this?
>get new coworker
>someone says it's "female"
>whatever
>meet new coworker
>its face is all soft and puffy
>no stubble
>sounds like a little boy when it talks
>no visible bulge in jeans
>its shirt puffs out impossibly in the front and reminds me of mommy for some reason
>get confused and angry at foreign being
>running in a tight circle saying "wat wat wat"
>it laughs
>sounds like an angel's harp
>penis becomes rigid
>it's making my body different
>it's going to turn me to stone
>maul its face to pulp with my nails before it can destroy me
>get in BIG trouble with manager
I feel that a lot of people post very funny story about being loser boy who cannot out preform female (despite being stronger?) but they act angry, I don't understand.
>>25502450
Her bf/husband works surfing the day
>engineer
>90% of coworkers are male
>the only women are Asian or Puerto Rican and barely speak English
I'm pretty much guaranteed to become a wizard at this point but at least I don't have to deal with any incompetent bitches
>work at a GNC franchise that my mom has owned practically my entire life
>only work weekends, have internship during the week
>brother is manager hires relatively cute black guy
>guy is my age or younger (20-21), mega Christian (live in the south) constantly talking about his fiancee
>mfw he sleeps with me within less than four months of having met me despite having been with his fiancee all of high school
men and their "convictions"
>>25499273
>Gay men who are just as bitchy and catty as women
FUCKING WHY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE WORKPLACE NOT DESTROY IT THIS IS WHY I HATE GAYS REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25502978
>roastie coalburner
>>25502978
you knew he had a gf but you fucked him anyway?
>>25502450
she want to make you into a beta orbiter.
>>25502978
>mfw he sleeps with me within less than four months of having met me despite having been with his fiancee all of high school
men and their "convictions"
>black guy
Black anon here, black men are especially notorious for porking it any where and any time they can get it. Don't listen to their words. ESPECIALLY if they're hyper "religious".
>>25503769
>>25503144
>>25503110
damn that bait
>>25500482
The lulz, duh
>>25499642
"the ride never ends" i believe
Taking her out tomorrow for star wars andFUG
>>25503552
do women actually specifically try to make beta orbiters? I thought it was just a thing that happened naturally when a guy was to beta to make a move on a female and just hung around her alot
Fucking love my current job. Company has 1 woman in the building and she stays on the far other side of the building.
My previous job before that was 50/50 though. The women who hadn't menopaused yet were complete sluts but the job was too soul-crushing for me to try and take advantage of. Hell, the guys set up a watch at a bar we were all at to make sure the secretary didn't go into the men's bathroom, as it had a gloryhole.
Fucking straight-edge normies.
