You're about to leave a party and you see pic related.
What do you actually do?
bust a fat nut all up on her face
>>25442171
I'm pretty sure someone would see you, senpai.
I'd wake her up gently and ask her if she wants me to call her an uber.
>>25442082
If she was an acquaintance, probably tell the owner that she needs a ride home. If its a stranger, completely ignore her and hope she wakes up hungover and preggo
RAAAAAAEEEEPPPPP. BECAUSE ALL MEN ARE PIGS!
cuddle her to death
>>25442082
walk away
>>25442257
you are a weak faggot
>>25442082
leave the party
>>25442082
Sit her down somewhere safe, on her side so if she throws up then she will not choke on her own vomit.
Get in the kitchen and boil some water. She needs food to soak up the alcohol. Some boiled eggs should do the trick. Wake her up and make her eat them even if she protests and refuses.
>>25442082
take her bracelets
Slap a titty
>>25442337
PUT ME PEEPEE IN HER BECAUSE IM A SLVE TO MY PEEPEE ME WANT TO MATE WITH GIRL BECAUSE SHE A SLUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25442082
>wake her up
>ask her if she has a designated driver
>fix her a familiar face to bring her home
>before she leaves leave my phonenumber with her and ask her if she wants to call.me if she feels better
1. She calls and you have guaranteed guilt-pussy
2. She doesnt call and no fucks are given
stacey-nap her and cuddle her in my bed under warm blankets
>>25442402
What would you put the eggs in?
>>25442402
Have you ever been to parties and lay wasted?
Believe me, eggs will only make it worse.
If it's a house party, laugh at her that she's fallen asleep and carry on leaving, she's not my problem
>>25442082
Nothing.
Because why would I be at a party you FUCKING NORMIEEEEE
>>25442442
>leaving your number
It's like you're asking to be investigated if something horrible happens. Why not just find her friend, take her friend's number, then retrieve it when she's sober? She won't get back to you for at least three days (if at all) given she's passed out drunk.
>>25442257
>>25442313
>>25442375
>>25442402
>>25442442
>>25442442
>Not raping
She's fucking asking for it
>>25442082
I would leave the party like I meant to. So what, a girl is there, probably sleeping or being too drunk or both. Am I supposed to take her and leave, or slice her throat, or draw a dick on her chin?
what kind of normie test is it?
>>25442506
She's passed out, I don't think she's asking for anything.
Do you guys think she has a roastie or an innie?
I probably wouldn't even really notice. I never go to parties, and if I did, I would get extraordinarily fucked up.
>>25442082
>You're about to leave a party
>implying i'd be at a party in the first place
Also, caress her thighs and spit at her before leaving.
>>25442082
Spit on her.
>>25442171
>>25442506
In this day and age you are guaranteed to get caught and slapped with a jail sentence. Some white knight fag or some bitch could take a pic of you from behind and end your fucking life.
>>25442547
She went there on the quest for dick.
Then she drank til she passed out.
She wants to be raped
Take her hostage
>>25442487
I was thinking this right after I posted.
Start breaking windows throughtout the house. Shit on the floor.
Are these the correct answers?
>>25442082
Hope she wakes up next to some ugly, nameless beta who she doesn't know and, thusly, can't accuse of rape.
It's none of my business that she got too drunk, and it's none of my business that someone less apathetic than I us going to take advantage of her inability to hold her liquor
leave for her a bowl of hard boiled eggs.
these eggs would have their shells peeled.
also leave bottles of water, salt and pepper packets and a bucket nearby and perhaps a towel.
>>25442611
I would dank dip my candelabra in that fettuccine alfredo, dawg,
>>25442595
gl with this defense in court homie
OK robots I got it:
Move her a bit, sit on the couch and place her on my lap. Cuddle with her until she wakes up. When she wakes up and asks who I am, tell her that we hit it earlier and she had a bit too much to drink and fallen asleep while we were talking.
>>25442690
That defense is ironclad. Added bonus is it gets everyone wet in a 20 ft vicinity and adds an additional +1 to valor.
>>25442592
>In this day and age you are guaranteed to get caught and slapped with a jail sentence. Some white knight fag or some bitch could take a pic of you from behind and end your fucking life.
Its just a rape bro
>>25442506
>>25442595
She's less than human, why rape her. Just humiliate her instead of giving her every man and womans sympathy. She's not worth rape.
>>25442731
Fucking rapeshamers
leave my giant stuffed rabbit with her for her protection.
also leave my cell # with her because i want bunny back.
>>25442082
Speed walk away.
>>25442592
There's no such thing as "rape".
Rape is just a made-up word to stop men from having as much fun as women.
>>25442796
>leaving your rabbit bro alone with some slut at a sex party
Fuck you man.
touch her vagoogoo
>>25442402
Well memed my friend but the newfags here wont understand.
>>25442082
clean out her purse and take her watch if its worth shit
>>25442313
>stranger
Even if you have not met her before, but she shows up in the vicinity of your home town, it is very likely that you will see her and her friends some time in the future.
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
do a 360 and walk away
Honestly, probably take a peek up her skirt if nobody's looking and then leave.
>>25442082
Take valuables and alert nearby basketball americans of a potential white meat buffet and call the cops on them a bit later.
>>25442082
I would just touch her leg because it looks so smooth
>>25442082
I would touch her breasts and that's it. What else can someone with a drunken girl do? I don't want her to womit in my face.
WAKE UP AND GET YOUR FUCKING LIFE TOGETHER!
make her eat all the eggs
ask if she can give me ride home.... cause asians are the best drivers....
wake her up and assume the position
>>25442706
that could work just make sure you aren't ugly and it could work
>>25442082
Give her a funny stache with a black marker
Maybe a Hitler or a Yosemite Sam
propose to her, with her diamond ring in one hand and my bank account statement in the other
>check if she is breathing
>find closest person who knows who she is
>if she is in medical trouble help as much as i can until ambulance arrives
>inform parents
plant drugs on her then call the cops
Assuming I'm the only one around who is conscious, I'd steal all her jewellery and whatever is in her bag. Then I'd see what else I could pilfer and go home.
I've only been to parties when I was a child, and even then I would eat as much food as possible to save money. If I ever get invited to one ever again in my life I'll steal as much as I can provided I remain safe from a legal standpoint.
ismell her hair.
I've groped drunk many a drunk girl before. Most I've ever done was put my face deep in her crotch and took massive whiffs. Also fingerbanged and cockslapped a handful of them when I was feeling especially brave. And I always stuff my tongue down their throats but this always has mixed results because no every girl is going to have fresh minty breath. But that's just the luck of the draw and I'm always happy to role those dice.
If I ever get the opportunity again I will definitely be doing /feet/ stuff. Deep sniffing and licking and worshiping. Gonna be licking her shoes/boots too. Might even steal her socks if she's wearing any.
Bitches need to learn responsibility for their actions. If I go to a shitty ethnic area and walk around at night I will probably get muffed/attacked. That's just the nature of the world. So naturally I avoid those areas.
Women are too stupid to grasp this concept in regard to unleashing their inner turbowhore every time there's alcohol around. Bitches need to learn that there are consequences to being tramp. And I will always take the chance to go full creep on any whore that crosses my path. You better believe it. Best part is no one suspects me because I'm the "nice guy". Stupid fucking humans.
I really hope this upsets all the normies and women that dare browse this domain. We are real and we will molest you and get away with it.
I want you to feel sick to your stomach. I want you to be reminded of the times you were molested and raped. I want your skin to crawl. You deserve nothing else. *spits in your face*
i patiently wait for her to braaaaaaaaaaaaap
>>25443966
>sticking your tongue down drunk whore's throats
You're just asking for herpes or some shit man
>>25442082
Wake her up.
Facefucking women is more satisfying when they're awake.
But really she's hot, but you're liable to get caught, and she's probably easy which means getting oral would leave me with genital herpes or some other godforsaken disease. .
>>25444047
If she's drunk enough to pass out like that, you'll probably be getting a wet brap.
>>25443966
You're so gosh darned edgy.
>>25444197
so it would be a bluuuuuuuuurrrrffft.
>>25443966
>tfw never went to a party so never groped any slut
how do boobs feel like?
>>25444422
they feel like bags ofslut
>>25442402
>when u see it
>>25442402
kek best meme friend
send me now cunt
>>25442082
Feed her eggs meme
>>25442082
Pick her up and put her in my bed then when she wakes up she will have to have sex with me because I saved her from rapists
>be me
>see stacey
>assume the position
>put on porn on my smart phone
>start fappan
>keep edging
>she wakes up
>stare her dead in the eyes as i finish fapping and cum
>don't clean up, pull on my pants and leave
Go home.
She's an adult, she can find her own damn way home.
I would pee and/or spit on her, maybe even steal something from her...maybe a shoe
I would walk away.
>>25444863
>>25442560
>>25442592
Why the spitting?
>>25442082
Honestly? Put her in the recovery position and tilt her head to the side.
I knew somebody who died from choking on his own vomit after passing out like in OP's pic. Since then, my default reaction to somebody being passed-out drunk is to tilt the head.
Ask if anybody else at the party know her.
Depending on what answer I'll get, I would wake her up and check if she's feeling well, or beat her senseless.
Make sure no-one's around and that she's out cold then peek up her skirt, maybe get some pics.
>>25445089
Well, shit, I wouldn't have even thought of that. You can tell I'm such a great human being. If I'd done the above, gone home for a wank and then heard that she'd died the next day, I think my penis would literally retract inside my body out of guilt
>>25443966
>*spits in your face*
Woah dude watch that edge
>>25442082
giver her eggs
>>25442402
I came here for this
>>25445048
Marking territory innit
>>25442082
Make fun of her and try to wake her up
did anyone write the eggs meme yet?
>>25446340
I really don't get this forced meme.
And I hate eggs.
>>25442082
>double take
>chuckle/tsk/groan
>keep going
Just like any normal person would
>>25442082
poo poo pee pee on her
>>25442082
What I actually do nothing.
What i wanna do rape her in her sleep. If she wakes up and she probably will because my dick is so big, ill rape her volienty and make her cry.
>>25442257
You would buy her a cab and not get any pussy out of it. Good beta male. Chad left her to fuck another girl and you sent her home so he can have her later.
>>25442402
Troll post lol
>>25442409
Are they even worth money. I had to check after you said that lol
>>25442082
I steal her shoes and leave.
If it's someone I know and am friends with, I'll try to see if she's supposed to go somewhere. Probably bring her along with me to her place or see if any other friend of hers can do that.
Else, I won't give a fuck.
>>25442082
Slightly undress her and put her somewhere she's more likely to get raped.
>>25446119
I don't know how common it actually is to choke on your own vomit, but it only needs to happen to somebody you know once before you get really fucking paranoid about it. I literally turn a lot of heads at parties.
>>25442592
Kill him for snitching. Plus you would need her to carry her out and into a quiet spot. Your not gonna rape her in plain view
>>25446613
Yes, take her panties and dress and leave her sprawled in the bathroom
Write my number on a leaf/piece of paper and fold it up and stick it up her pussy real good then leave and wait.
>>25442595
This sounds right. She onky got drunk because she wanted dick. I guess they guy she wanted to fuck wasn't there tho.
>>25446643
kekd at pun
>>25442846
Can i rape your mom then? I mean rape isn't real right? Why dont you just rape a bitch right now tough guy.
Honestly, I'd open the breaker panel and shut off all the lights so it's dark and I can start a comossion to distract everyone.
I snatch her up and bring her to the closest empty room and lock the door.
I lube up my hard on with any handlotion I can find, pull down her skirt and go at it, blow a load in her pussy or two and then sneak out the window.
>>25443966
Sounds like a troll. I mean there are guys like you but I assume your too pussy to do it. If you do it why? I mean you never even get a bj from it. Is it just a rush to jerk off later?
>>25442402
It wasn't clever but I still laughed
>>25446734
rape is a non-issue, it should be legal so every man could get what he rightfully deserves
>>25442082
Ignore.
Not my problem, it's more trouble than it's worth.
As in, she could
>wake up still dazed
>see me
>think I raped her because I look like a creep
>tell everyone this
>get me expelled
>get me thrown in jail until judge finds out there's no evidence
And a decent portion of my lifespan would be flushed down the toilet, along with my reputation forever besmirched.
Fuck that shit.
>>25446734
>>25446810
you can tell this normie is from facebook from his writing style and grammatical errors
>>25446967
This is why you gag her and tie her limbs to the bed posts and blindfold her when she's still passed out, assuming you guys are alone.
>>25446643
>I literally turn a lot of heads at parties.
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25442257
>Implying she'd give you a straight answer and not "sskeoxnwjdhwjwksksj"
>>25446967
That fucking story. Jesus Christ, women are awful, terrible creatures.
>>25442082
sit next to her until she wakes up so she doesn't get raped, then when she acts grateful call her an idiot and tell her to stop doing stupid things or she's going to get raped then fly away on my fedora
>>25442082
1. find a flower pot (with flowers in of cause)
2. balance it on her head
3.???
4. Profit!
>>25447452
She's going to wake up and immediately accuse you of rape.
Enjoy getting raped in prison.
>>25447452
...kek on the top
>>25442082
pic related senpais.
>>25442463
A bowl
>>25442402
Tell me, why does he cook the egg?
>>25442082
Nab her purse, steal anything of value, drop it in a vomit-filled garbage can. I used to do this to passed-out Stacy Sluts at parties in high-school, usually pulled it near the end of the night, when people were stumbling around trying to find a place to sleep. Never got caught, and pulled in around $500 + on a bad night, by selling their phones, wallet, and trying to run their debit cards (you would be disappointed to discover how many people use their birth year as their PIN, or the last four digits of their phone number).
I did it because it was fun, low-risk revenge aimed at the normie scum that surrounded me. They didn't want me at their parties because I was a cool guy to be around, but because I could get them weed and vodka (I worked at Sysco in high school, so nicking stuff was a bit of an art). I would've killed them all as they slept, but I knew I'd be busted for it.
Warm her a bath and clean the area around her so that when she wakes up she isn't groggy and messed up. I will then tell her that she passed out from too much drinking and that I prepared her a bath to get her cleaned up, if she disagrees, I will go out to the front and order a taxi to drop her off to wherever she wants, all will be payed by me ofcourse, when she's waiting for the taxi I'll nab her and fuck her silly in the bushes then drug her some more. Then she will wake up again thinking its a dream, for which she will groggily walk home not knowing what the fuck happened, I on the other hand will, because I am a supreme gentleman, I shall be gentle when needed, then assert my supreme skill on the wench where I see fit
>>25442082
Give a heavy sigh and wonder if this what that girl's younger self would have wanted for herself as I walk away, too decent to do anything and too beta to try and protect.
>>25442082
>Spend a few seconds looking at her
>Look around
>Jokingly ask if she's okay
>Check to see if she's okay
>Take a quick glance at her legs if she doesn't wake up
>Go home imagining a scenario where I escorted her home and she was so drunk and grateful she slept with me
>Switch on computer when I get home.
>Gianna Michaels
>>25449299
paid*
>>25442082
Shake me head and keep on walking
>>25442402
I don't get it opps
>>25449786
here you go, pham
originality implied.
>>25442082
I would
A: Just let her sleep there
B: Wake her up and uber her to her house
C: Take her home and let her crash at my place
Or D: Draw on her face lmao
>>25449871
Wow you're so funny and creative. :)
>>25449824
I can never find the "high level" reaction image used in this.
draw dicks on her face
Leave said party, not goin to change my plans for some cunt who doesn't even have the audacity to be awake for new years.
>>25447630
That is sick and disgusting
>>25449936
If you know what to google it's literally the first result.
