Femanons,
If your name is posted ITT you immediately become the girlfriend of the anon who posted you.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>25440795
Emily/Emma/Emplsplsplsplspls
Thank you, yes, I am here to collect my new gf: Sara.
sophie I promise I'm qt
Rachael
Jennifer
Rebecca
Mary
Beth
Amelia
>>25440832
Oh that's me..
Hi anon.
>>25440859
one name per anon, shitlord
Laura you're mine.
>>25440881
p-please be in the vicinity of londinium
Catherine/Katerina I am here, where are you my love?
Danae.
>tfw all these common names being posted
Hi Chloe
m-marry me?
Lily, YOU ARE MINE!
>>25440831
that's weird, I know someone called that who I met from here
Abigail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdJKLE58FUM
Maya.
Seems like an obscure name
>>25440931
Do you mean London?
Birmingham.
Anastasia. plsplsplsplsplslpslsplsplsplspsplsp
Anna, consider yourself officially gf'd
>>25440995
WELL FUCKING LET HER KNOW THAT SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND NOW YOU FUCKING FAG
Anna :3
>waiting patiently for my name to be called so that I can tell the poster he's oppressing me
Gabby/Gabriella B|
>>25441030
yeah but that was just generic shitposting, I'm actually from the US
Sam/Samantha
>>25440967
>>25440970
>these whore names
Enjoy your low quality gfs, namefailures
>>25441067
You're oppressing someone's balls. Tits or gtfo.
>>25441047
I'm talking to her right now, but I'm not sure how I'd bring something like that up
Sorry anon;)
>Lilitjya
pls
>>25441087
Oh ;_;That's disappointing
>>25440948
That's me, but I don't think it will work.
E patera mou den tha me afisei :/
Vanessa.
Original comment niggles
YO STACEY.. Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me BABY!
>>25441026
>Uncommon name.
Fuck you
I love slav girls. Come over here Andreea. I have a lot of things to show you ;)
Vanessa
Hope you like anime and vidya
>>25441144
You were the first to read it. You are now that anon's property
>>25441023
or Elizabeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AtgbonKEk
>>25441181
I already called that name faggot. Read the threas
Sophia, never once met a Sophia who wasn't a qt petite white girl who was also kind and caring.
>Implying anyone is going to say my name
>all these anons getting gfs
>tfw still haven't received a reply
>tfw not even luck will get me a gf
>tfw unfitting shit slut name
>will never have to date a robot
>>25440859
>Rebecca
>Beth
>Rachael
Someone likes joo girls
>>25441220
I feel ya m8 ;C i cri evetim
Nadia.
This is a cute thread.
Also
>guys doing the work and claiming girls
>girls have to sit and wait to be claimed
Literally just like real life
>>25441139
I know rightextra text for the bot
>>25441226
>Tina
>Amanda
>Stacey
>Veronica
>Winter/Wynter?
Jenny.
Will you ever come back from overseas?
Stacy pls ill lose weight
Lasquisha
Carla
>>25440948
Oh look, my name is Catherine.
>someone posts my name
>respond, say that he's probably too far away
>he lives in my state
>heart jumps in my chest
>ask for skype, he posts and I add him
>ends up living hours away but it's OK, we get along so well
>come home from work every day to say hi and play games with him before going to night class
>end up meeting up after a year of talking and hit it off, never been so happy before
>live happily ever after
just post my name
>>25441257
Are you cute though?an Original Comment manufactured by Me inc.
Cecelia/Cicilia pls
abby/abbie pls
>>25441339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_QV97eYqM
>>25441170
na bro, fuck you
>>25441196
i shouldn't have deleted my post ;-;i didn't checkem
>>25441331
what is your name?
>>25441362
see >>25441023
sorry m8
Ellie
exists in my mind
>>25441331
Your name isIalreadyhaveaGF
Natalie
this better be original
>>25441335
I guess so. Are you?
>>25441381
fuhg
Valentina
#cucked desu fampai
>>25441455
Fuck you Kris
val of any variety (valerie and shit)
Margaux?
>>25441331
*grabs book of baby names*
let's get started
Trying my luck with Zoe
>>25441331
LONDON please
O
N
D
O
N
Christina.
>>25441216
rare names are best names
>never see my name in these types of threads
>tfw everyone gettings gfs
>tfw still no gf
>>25441420
Yes.ORIGINALCOMMENTORIGINALCOMMENTORIGINALCOMMENTORIGINALCOMMENTORIGINALCOMMENT
Shiho please be mine :3
>>25441496
northern Minnesota
London is 2far4me sadly
>>25441331 femanon >>25441490 this guy is smooth as fuck. Please take his skype just in case you live in the same state and then you can maybe have your happily ever after.
;_;
>>25441140
Turk here, we should hatefuck.
>tfw all these slut names
>tfw robots will never say my nameit starts with m
>>25441204
Alison also works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTYHYglem-M
Mary
Roblox
Madeline
Emma
Ava
Adele
Anne
Louise
I am in Texas for a business trip, going back to France soon.ce monsieur va tout payer... tres desesperee a ce point
alyssa alyssa you want to see pictures of my dog? That's all I got
>>25441549
Marissa?
Mary?
>>25440795
Carolina, Natalia, Larissa
>>25441549
Marley.
>>25441490
*teleports behind you*
Tsk, tsk, come back in another 1000 years... kiddo.
*slice you throat and disappears in the dark flames of my susano'o*
Can I just post Ohio and hope that someone wants to be my irl friend? Not even looking 4 a gf desu just as long as you wanna hang out with me and pretend that u value me as a human bean I will be happy. PS I'll buy u food and coffee and presents and shit probably I've got lods of dat minimum wage cash to spend on someone~~~~
>>25441555
>tfw French but you didn't type my name
Sucks for us I guess.
>>25441549
Melissa, this isn't original
>>25441590
Where in Ohio are you located?
>>25441590
Are you in northern ohio?
>tfw will never make a road trip down to ohio to ride rollercoasters with a random robot
>>25441549
Medusa
>>25441593
Salut Claire.
Lindsay
Lets watch martial arts movies together on skype.
Already have a gf ;o
>>25441613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0d9Zhyok0g
>>25441593
Nina?
Don't be greedy you negros, one name per anon.
> Cassandra
Taylor be my hoebot
there's no point to even trying. Nobody lives in michigan. It feels like I'm the last person on the planet.
Victoriau have a beautiful name
>>25441633
Cincinnati
>>25441627
Near Cincinnati, just a whole buncha normies here
>>25441633
I wanted to meet up with someone from Northern Ohio but I can't drive and neither can they and it's Hard to go so far on public transit.
Jessica Sendpie?
>>25441680
I live in Michigan and a lot of other robots do too (we even had a MI robot group chat for a while)
You just need to look/post more
MARY
gvhjbkl;
>>25441685
Cleves?
>>25441590
>>25441627
>>25441633
Cleveland/Lorain area reporting in!my name starts with 'H'
Meridiana / Mary Diana.
>>25441706
Yes that is where they were from. Are you them?J?
>>25441535
wanna skype?this is original 2bh
Last try: Amy.
Kara
oc
>>25441543
do you really think I'm smooth or are you mocking meyou're mocking me aren't you, why?
>>25441748
Minnesota here, it was funny actually but you probably don't live near me/didn't say my name
So it wasn't to be
>>25441549
madison you're mine now
>>25441726
Hillary? Or no?
>>25441549
please be May
>>25441737
I'm in Butler County. Only a freeway loop away.
eyyyo ashley ash
>>25441549
Marilyn
>>25441031
I give up.
[SOMFORIGINALOMGSHIIZZZXDD]
>>25441771
Indeed it wasn't, I don't live in the US
what is your name?
>Hannah c'mon babe
>>25441640Almost. Does it count ?
katie w or genevieve
>>25441801
y-you might actually live really close to me. I just say Cincinnati because it's close-ish but I live a little away from there to the north so. Want 2 talk and be friends?
[email protected]I'm not a rapist or anything I'm probably pretty nice people think I am anyway so idk it's ok if u don't I wouldn't blame you this board is full of toxic people desu. Also just to be sure, I'm a guy so if you thought I was a girl (I get that a lot) you know, I'm not.
Anita
Alice
Bethany
Caroline
Catherine
Erin
Elizabeth
Jacqueline
Jessice
Mary
Sarah
Sophia
Valerie
Vicky
GIRLS IN THE GREATER DC METROPOLITAN AREA INCLUDING DC, NORTHERN VIRGINIA, AND MARYLAND - PLEASE RESPOND
Does anyone live in jordan? probably no lol
do i have to pick a name tho? i mean i'll settle for anyone at this point tbqhwy
kendyl
>>25441861
I knew you were a guy. I'm a guy.
Myrtha
bb please?
>>25441748
I promise that I thought it was smooth anon, I wasn't mocking you.
>>25441781
No.I'm a Hannah.
>nobody has said my name
kek
>>25441885
You honestly think you could handle a woman strong and independent enough to be named Kendyl?
>>25441879
finally someone puts my name
come and put a ring on it babe
>>25441899
Oh. If you're a guy there's a huge chance we won't get along btw. If you have any sex drive or aggression whatsoever it's not gonna work out well because I'll get disgusted by your behavior. IF YOURE ACTUALLY Nice though then hey hit me up
>>25441926
Hannah Catherine?
Ayy Jessica, I'm here to take you out of this shithole.
Rachel? Bloxblox
nobody here lives in Idaho, do they?
Annie... Or Sarah... something with S or A.
>>25441935
she tried fucking me before i was just to retarded/fucked up to realize it
Andres
i already made him my gf tho
>>25441879
Reporting in. What city do you live in?
>>25441928
You can't hide forever, Maria
Becki.
I'm ready for you
Hannah this fat faggot from canada wants ur booty butt
>>25442012
wrong. it starts with an H
>>25441961
How would a sex drive ruin a friendship with another man?
Dagmar or Sasha
>>25441962
Nope. Just boring Marie.
Dorothy
I claim Dorothy.
>>25441549
Oh really, Mary
>>25442053
>your name is Philipp
Your name could start with A - Z idgaf I'll still be your boyfriend unless trap
>>25442052
How do you like Cleveland?
>>25442037
Men with sex drives talk about sexual conquest, the brag, they make inappropriate comments about women, they treat women like objects, they say disgusting things, they do disgusting things, they just act like predators. I could simplify but most people don't understand when I say this: If you're a predator I want nothing to do with you. I've never met a man that I liked. They've all ended up being pigs, it's sad and disgusting. I know I'm probably being unfair but, I'm just tired of trying to have male friendships. I never get this problem with women and women are just nicer and more supportive overall so it's not a big deal I guess.
>tfw first name in the 50 most common names in America but no one ever thinks of it
Logan, are you out there? I wanna see your moobs.
>>25442031
Then you are Heather
>>25442100
Not the anon you're talking to, but from what I'm reading I basically got this message.
>I'm a feminist left-wing faggot that finds discussing natural urges disgusting.
I claim Miriam
Im just waiting here for someone to say my name ;_;
>>25442129
nope, wrong again. ends with a y, there's another hint
I will take Lilah please.
>>25442128
Already said Mary, Mary
>>25442100
>you will never be this much of a faggot
feels good 2bh
>>25442154
Just post your Skype, Angela.
Jenny, you're my wife now
>>25442147
Enjoy your mudslime.
>tfw I met a billion r9k girls but I don't like any of them
Rebecca
I claim thee
>>25442138
I have issues with sexuality that I don't have the time or motivation to work on at the moment. I have more important things to work on fixing. I am a left-winger, I'm a socialist actually. Natural urges and hedonism are disgusting. Being a predator is inexcusable. I'm not gay though, I'm a straight male :)
>>25442187
>tfw all of my friends are really super nice
>tfw none of my friends are rapists
>tfw none of my friends abuse people
>tfw all my friends are THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST
feels good 2bh
>>25442100
Are you Christian or from a religious background?
>>25441983
Not in Idaho but one state over :)
>>25442184
I said top fifty, not top one.
It was ranked number eight the year I was born, but I've only met two my whole life. Where are the rest of us?
>>25442166
It couldn't be
>>25442166
be mine holly
>>25442166
Hailey, Haley, Hillary, Holly.
If you aren't any of these I give up tb.h
>>25441740
it's okay if you don't ;-;please respond
>>25442217
What do you have have against hedonism, what is your LOGIC that its disgusting.
>Inb4 my feelwings make is disgusting
Where are the Britney, Brittany, and Brit at?
>>25441519
The sad thing is, it isn't even that rare.
Karina
>>25442166
Hayley? pls be gf
>>25442236
>mfw nobody lives here...
is it Oregon?
>>25442265
the second one, yep. dingding
>>25442094
I miss it. I used to live there, and had to move to shitty Lorain to be closer to my grandma, since her health was declining.
It's just the closest 'C' in proximity that serves as an OH landmark.
At least I'm only an hour outside of the city.
>>25442188
Funny, cause some people call me Angela
Its not even similar to my real name tho
Does it still count?
Can I marry you?
>>25442225
I'm non-religious from a non-religious background. I'm not very str8-edge or whatever and I'm very laid back for the most part but then again for the most part the people around me are all nice and non-predatory. But no I'm not part of any rigid belief systems or anything.I actually think that a lot of religion encourages predatory behavior.
>>25442277
Hedonism encourages people to disregard how other people feel. I refuse to create my own happiness at the expense of other people.
>have a common as fuck name
>know a million people irl who share it
>still not posted here
i-its a sign;-;
>>25442298
its spelled differently but yes :>
>>25440926
O shito
>>25442285
> picking three names
Disqualified!
Let's bend the rules a bit.
Where's my Jack/John? Pls..
>>25442249
Alrighty, could you atleast say the year you were born?
I'll try again.... Margaret?
>>25442000
Pretty much between DC and Baltimore
>>25442352
John reporting, whew that was easy.
>>25442306
I didn't plan this far, w-what do we do now?
>>25442315
It's a nickname. Could be a sign. Are you looking to get married?
>>25442299
yup it is...
>>25442386
i didn't plan this far either. s-send contact info?
>>25442329
post it please
oc
Turner
>>25442405
N-Not really
I dont know why I said it
>>25442326
Well, you enjoy you're feminist left-wing cuck life.
And I'll enjoy my hedonistic ways.
>>25442308
I've never been there. Living near Cincinnati now. Columbus might be somewhere nice, speaking of the major Cs.
Ayo Charlotte where are you
Erika pls respond
>>25442438
Freudian slip, baby.
Roxana
Pls pls pls
>>25442411
great, the state I can't walk to.
t-thanks.
ALICE
WHERE ART THOU
>>25442329
I know your feels Lisa, I got a common as fuck male name yet people seem to forget my ass.
>>25442326
You're kind of like me. An unchangable beta cuck. And I don't mean that to be rude... it's just the truth. Men whose first thought is to be nice and considerate all the time will always get cucked.
Maybe you at least have a job and feel happy with life. I have nothing.
>>25442249
Mandy?
>>25442373
That's way too easy.
Here's your hint.
Marine , Tiphaine ?
>>25442217
Please tell me this isn't the original anon and just someone trolling
>>25442445
Columbus reporting in. It's near a lot of stuff, which is cool, but everyone in my neighborhood's had their car windows smashed, so that sucks.
Sara/Sarah
Rachel, I have drugs and alcohol, and a few guns if you wanna kill yourself with me, please love me!
>>25441508
that's meblox
>>25442379
You're mine now
>>25442419
Where are you from? I don't think there would be any brazilian fembots lurking here.
>>25442559
F L O R I D A
L
O
R
I
D
A
It feels good to have a gf, great actually.
Noel be in NYC let's go out
>>25442444
Yup, that's basically all there is to it. You do what you do and I do what I do. As long as you aren't hurting me or my friends it doesn't really matter. I'm happy and you're happy I guess.Men can't be feminists, I'm not a feminist. I'm not really left-wing either. I'm a cosmopolitan socialist and left wingers in this country are all NATIONALIST CAPITALISM! which is gross. I'm not a cuck either Love is supposed to be a beautiful thing between TWO people
>>25442495
I'm happy. I have a job, I have wonderful friends. I don't feel like I'd get cucked because of how I am. I think I drive people away because I'm too clingy but that's a different story. I've never felt that I'm too nice or anything. I'm also really not beta. I stand up for myself and for other people I just, idk, I'm passive I guess. I hate the beta/alpha thing anyway it's silly. I'm also not nice or considerate to people who don't treat other people well.I've gotten pretty close to getting into fights with people over them being shitheels
>>25442519
What?
I'm me, I'm always me. That's me through a magnifying lens.
>>25442498
Starts with an M right? or am I even more confused than usual
>>25442537
Would you, by chance, live near campus? Could be football players.
melodie/melody ayy lmao
>>25442541
already claimed
>>25442198
Why not, are they all too ugly?
>>25442000
>>25442377
RESPONDThe gods have already consummated our relationship with trips and dubs.
>>25442562
USA, colorado here. been to brazil though
Kristin please report to me
Any romanian qt3.14 gfs?
>>25441232
Who doesn't like jew girls, rich, educated families and big noses, everything I could ever want.
>>25442588
Hey, that's my name. Not in NYC tho
>>25442581
What part of Florida
Oh my god
>>25440795
Still single. Not like I was expecting anything.
>>25442594
Well actually, I'm going to trample over you and your friends any chance I get, because hearing the groans of left wing cucks such as yourself brings me pleasure.
>>25441210
Does Sophie count ?
Is it Stephanie?
>>25442606
Nah. I live in one of the outer burbs. And what do you mean by "could be football players"?
>>25442597
No "M". Where'd you get "M" from?
>>25442498
Wait... is it Megan?
>>25442668
Have fun anon! I was really talking uh, generally. The "you" there being anyone/everyone not you personally. But okie dokie. People are like that. Take what they want etc etc
>>25442646
Just got to Romania bruh, spend a few weeks there and I guarantee you can find a girl to bring home. In fact if you want to go let me know, I've spent some time over there and wouldn't mind going back. My favorite part was how older people would compliment me like crazy, felt good man.
>>25442701
Buckeyes. The Ohio State University's finest.
>>25442660
Near Lake Harris/Orlando.
>>25442700
You got it! Here, you can have a turn with my waifu.
>>25442664
my papa
>>25442701
ah shit I'm an idiot then... opens up more oppurtunitys.
Isn't that right, Amanda
>>25442637
Which city? I'm from the north. I imagine you must have gone to the south or southeast, correct?
>>25442732
I'm Romanian and most girls here are pretentious cunts, either that or i'm just plain shit..
>>25442445
It's pretty grungy, but also on sort of an upswing. Lots of new restaurants and cool stores opening up, but not becoming 'gentrified'. And the West Side Market is the shit.
>>25442537
>everyone in my neighborhood's had their car windows smashed
This. My friend lives in Columbus and had her car broken into a few months ago.
I went down there last summer for a few shows and had a blast, though. I felt like I didn't get to check out everything I wanted to before I had to leave, though.
You could basically take in Cleveland in two or three days.
>>25442744
Do you mean that there could be football players on this board?
Fuck the Bucks though. I god damned hate hearing about sports all the time. I don't shove my shitty anime down the throat of everyone I pass on the street.
>>25442657
We'll make it work. Which city are you in?
>>25442732
Are you still in Romania? If so, what city?
>>25442745
I live near Orlando, what's your kik?
>>25442491
it's not Lisa but you got the first letter right anon
James?
>>25442727
Now to be frank with you, I don't enjoy your suffering because of hedonism, I enjoy your suffering because I'm a fucking sociopath with multiple mental problems, hedonism just encourages my porn consumption desu senpai.
>Didn't think name isn't all that uncommon
>Still not called
Maybe it's rarer than I thought. Every time I see it I'm actually fairly surprised. Last time I saw it was pretty early on in that Final Fantasy rpg.
Pic unrelated, probably.
>>25442633
Indeed. So you live in Maryland, presumably. I'm in Virginia.
>>25442768
Ohio meetup in the making.
>>25442806
Nah, you got the first letter right though
Linda
>>25442786
I mean breaking all the windows in your neighborhood.
Leslie where you at girl. Haven't seen you since first grade.
>>25442764
Lol that's the problem, they are gold digging cunts and that's fine for an american like me. Plus they don't know how poor I really am. Where are you from, I've been to Bucharesti, Galati, Bacau, and Timisoara, and Bassarabia.
>>25442804
[email protected]
I don't have that shit 2bh.
Hahaha my name still hasn't been posted.
Michelle Obama
>>25442807
>porn consumption
Disgusting
Sociopaths are disgusting too by the way. I don't think True Sociopaths are actually human. There's too much of a brain defect going on, they're quite literally sub-human. Sociopaths don't inherently enjoy creating suffering though. They just don't care if they make people suffer to achieve their ends. What you're referring to is actually sadism. But okie dokie Hedonism-anon. Like I said, good luck with it.
>>25442879
Constanta, kik/anything?
>tfw you just wanna suck someone's dick you can discuss internet stuff with
>tfw this thread happens and a different spelling of your name is posted twice
>>25442894
Elena?
>>25442860
Oh. Nah, I think it's just the typical trash hoping people are leaving iphones and diamonds in their glove box.
>>25442761
Salvador was where I went
>>25442798
I meant "just go to" my bad, wish I was still there, I was there in September.
>>25442924
What anime do you watch?
>>25442498
>Name didn't exist before, then became super popular in the 80 and is almost gone now.
Jennifer?
>>25442820
Well you know the rules. Help me pick out an engagement ring.
[email protected]
Someone anyone please post my name ;_;
It starts with K
>>25442903
Actually, I just said all that to see what a judgemental prick you'd be, and your liberal ass ended up being worse than most conservatives I know.
In actuality I have a moderate libido, a stable mental state, but can't stand overly sensitive pricks that can't deal with sexuality.
>>25442960
Kimberly
>>25442960
Karla?
>>25442920
Nope, it's pretty common though.
>>25442960
Kayla?
Original desu
>>25442960
Katarina
>>25442925
T-this is too much interaction I can't keep going I'm sorry
>>25442948
CGDCT and CGDCG
Plus anything with cute monsters controlled by children.
>>25442960
Karen pls
>>25442960
Kathryn? Kim?
Already said Kendyl and Katie
weird but every girl except the first I've had a relationship with name started with a k
>>25442904
Dude, you live in Black Sea party central how are you not smashing Romanian pussy. I am a dude though, you still want my contact info?
>>25441549
Memeunonigiralable
>>25443009
alright np i understand, was nice talking with you though!
>>25440795
Marita
>>25442960
Kristen. Is that you?
>>25442968
I don't mind other people having sexuality though. I don't like it personally because it makes me feel like vomiting and/or boiling myself. I have an intense negative physical and psychological reaction to it.
Pornography is just legalized and videotaped rape and sexual exploitation. It's addictive and ruins your mind.
My views on sociopaths are hardly extreme, most people don't like sociopaths.
I'm only a prick when it comes to predators. But, why do predators deserve any better? Anyway though, if you don't like me just ignore me. You're not gonna make me mad or anything. I enjoy talking about shit on here so, I dunno. Thanks 4 talking to me though.
>>25442960
Kendra is the best name. If you're not Kendra I don't even want you.
>>25442960
Kylie, Kayla, Kylee, Katherine, Katie
>>25442830
Hey, why not?
I feel like a lot of robots are Ohiofags, from past threads I've seen.
>>25443020
Are you a male or a female? I lived in Springfield briefly one time.
Jessica
Sophie
Rebecca
Jennifer
Rachel
Summer
Winter
>>25440795
OLIVIA I SUMMON THEE
>>25443056
Yeah... desu I'm waiting to see if my name comes up.
>>25443030
yeah sure, why not I guess
Jillian is not that uncommon a name is it? Fucking nerds won't even give me this satisfaction.
>>25442914
Suck my dick Marie
>>25443092
What's it start with? I like guessing games
katrine or emma.
pls be in norway
>>25443076
I saw a bunch in another thread. Nomen could be the white knight.
It might be an awkward experience.
>>25443113
Never met one
Patricia
Patty
>>25443101
Here's one of my emails
[email protected]
>>25443090
HI MY NAME IS OLIVIA.
kik: Oliviaisakiwi
Message me
>>25443113
Jillian
there you go fampai
>>25442847
Nope.
John?
>>25443123
It starts with Z
>>25442960
Kaitlin
Kat
Karla
Kiki
Kim
KimberlyKenneth
Karen
Kendyll
Kamila
Katherine
Kacey
Kate
Katie
Katey
Kaylee
Kailee
Katya
Kassandra
Katerina
Julia
skype
Real.Human.Green
>>25443170
Kiwi poster. Disregard.
>>25443179
Nah, heres a hint Laura, its a different form of Joseph
Angelica
>>25443208
Nope. Joe was going to be my next guess.
Cecily
robot please provide gf 3253425
>>25443204
I'm not a kiwi poster I just really like kiwis
>>25442273
You just got trolled. i'm actually lesbian.. sorry :(
xigger
x=n
>>25443170
installing
>>25443085
I'm an ugly girl. Lived in Dayton, Zanesville, and now here in Columbus. Zanesville was by far the worst.
>>25443076
Ohio has the highest rate of bestiality of any US state. Fun fact.
>>25443177
Th-thanks anon, at least I have this.
I always kinda liked Paula
>>25443233
Alright Lauren, your pretty close, mind dropping me a hint?
>>25441031
That's my name! I'm a lezzer, and in a relationship, sorry bro, better luck next time!
>>25443057
the only kendra i know is a hardcore sjw who parades her feminism every chance she gets
>>25443090
Will provide pic with timestamp if you message ;__;
>>25443181
Zachary? Zendaya? Zoe? Idk if you're a girl nor not but if you're a girl I bet it's Zoe which is actually a really nice name.
>>25443253
>Ohio has the highest rate of bestiality of any US state. Fun fact.
Do we? That makes sense. Most of the people I see on a daily basis look like they're into that. I hate this state.
>>25443253
I should move to ohio
>>25443253
I have been to Zanesville once. Nothing there.
>>25441742
>Amy
thats my name
>>25443256
I'll remember to post Jillian in the next one of these threads just for you
>>25443285
IM INSTALLING IT HOLY SHIT DONT DIE ON ME
>>25441331
KEK
this dude nearly got us guys!
Hannah?
Or Martha.
>>25443288
My name is actually Zalthor.
>>25443233
Hello Lola you've summoned me with my name.
LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA PLEASE LET THERE BE A LISA
>>25443181
zandra?
>>25443239
GOD DAMN IT
no problem, have a nice life Sophie
>>25443317
All I see is some reddit meme so gross. I'm so sorry your parents stuck you with that one.
Aleksandra?
>>25443336
Its zalthor... no joke
Someone pls guess my name
I dont wanna die alone ;_;
>>25443253
Holy shit. I'm the near-Cleveland poster.
When I was a kid, we had a neighbor get arrested for fucking his cows.
>>25443262
It's four letters. Where are you from, Jose?
>>25443354
why tho
you chose a weird one
>>25443340
>yfw it was a malebot posting to give you release from the succubi's clutches
SUSIE
U
S
I
E
>>25443354
What is this Zalthor
>>25443362
silvia tbhfam
>tfw rare ethnic name that people can't pronounce correctly even if they're reading it off a piece of paper
>tfw even my parents don't actually know what it means
zoe,gwen, alexandra
>>25443369
Lois, I'm from the United States of America.
>>25443239
BITCH! WHY YOU DO THIS?
>tfw no one is even close to my name
>>25443366
Not her. There was someone in my area who had sex with a pool toy.
>>25443253
Post your Skype.
>>25443369
your lisa, he is josef
>>25443411
Niamh
Barbara pls
Czjaka
>>25443301
Zville killed a pretty hefty portion of the world's tigers. There's even a stuffed corpse hanging up as a trophy in Zane State. There's also the Y-Bridge, which is fucking nothing, and Zane Trace lived there, which a lot of Zanesvillians take pride in despite the fact that most of them can't read.
>>25443394
My parents got it off of a t.v. show, and I think my dad was on drugs when he decided on the name.
Hi Janet
Victoria, you lose.
>>25443444
czech those digits_
Cynthia. Cindy.
>>25443459
Wait, is that really name? I didn't believe you. Dang. It's unique though which is pretty cool desu. Even if it's like an internet meme or something idk what the heck it is
>>25442882
>>25442804
p-pls respond I'm not gonna refresh it again
An Amanda, please.
Sophia by my gf
>>25443459
>tfw my father almost named me Pseudolus
>my mother convinced him not to
>>25443430
He already guessed Lisa.
>>25443414
I'll steal anons suggestion, Josef.
>>25443185
second name, doesn't count
>>25440795
DOROTHY COME TO PAPA
>>25443534
Trying again with Lexi.
>>25443534
You were closer with the Joe thing, Its more italian
By the way Lori, since I gave you another hint it wouldn't hurt if you gave me another one.
>>25443444
Reee i meant Czajka
Cecilia?
>>25443416
i'm so sorry. but i hope this makes him stronger
Hey Rose
>>25443316
I'm a Hannah :3
sonja
sonya
be my honey bunny
>tfw nobody called my name
I guess I'll die alone.
>>25443655
Yaaaay, niceeeeee. Got kik or something?
>>25443655
West coast USA?
I'm going out on a limb here
Talia
>>25443675
Leah
>>25440795
Olivia
plsplsplsplsplsalso, if you're a lez, don't bother replying
Amelia.
Can't really give an objective answer on a 1-10 scale, facewise, but, eh.
*gif is non-related.
>>25443712
starts with an M
>people cheating and using more than one name in their post
Fuck you
>>25443731
Mabel
>>25442197
I know a qt white Miriam
>>25443764
I know this chill white guy named Mohammed
>>25443563
Is that a common name? I've barely come across it.
>>25443575
Hmm... the last letter is a vowel. Also, I'm from England and it's very common here. I'm not sure I know any Italian Joe-like names :(
>>25443731
maggie
marnie
>>25443675
if you tell me your name I will call it
>>25443731
Matilda
Melony
Margaret
Sophie
Cassandra
May
>>25443687
Midwest.
bloxbloxblox
>>25441613
Well I'm your girlfriend now. Hi.
>>25443764
same honestly
blxblxblx
>>25443804
You can't steal names you snake
>>25443362
idgaf what your name is i will love you forever please marry me
Tfw no girls have responded.... I'm dying alone
>>25443761
>>25443791
>>25443793
none of those, I'll be alone forever ;-;
>>25443819
hello there. can you handle BBC
>>25443789
Just a four letter name off the top of my head that started with L, and I used to know an Alexa whose friends all called her Lexi.
>>25443805
>tfw midwest
>tfw had a hannah in my kindergarten class
>concern intensifies
>>25443789
Hm... I'm not sure Lora, I'll give you a couple more hints.
It ends in a vowel
And pic related
Who Molly here?
That was not an original comment
>>25443789
Lara?
>>25443845
Where's your Miriam from? Maybe by some crazy coincidence we know the same one.
>>25443362
what's ur skype sweetcheeks
>>25443872
Mop
>>25443894
You called?
og comment right here
Lexia
Jessie
Well whatever, I'm giving up. Just gonna eat my doritos and mountain dew alone forever.
>>25443895
Israel
>inb4 not white
Rimi.
>>25443872
but I'm curious now, you gotta post it
is it an English name?
Martha
Muriel
Marion
>>25443720
y-you got me...but I'm trans
Stoya
pls 34543
>>25443936
Its a pretty common name. Ends in A. Pls guess right familia.
Kate/Katie reveal yourself.
>>25443872
if it's margaret or molly, don't talk to me
>>25443868
Okay
I take it
>>25443873
No.
I'll be your gf but no touching.
>>25443921
Never mind, mine's about 6,816 miles away from there in Seattle.
>>25441035
>>25441053
You guys are gonna have to fight to the death. There can only be one qt bf.
>>25443885
W-what Kindergarten did you go to?
>>25443965
Melinda
Miranda
Milla
>>25443965
Maria?
Marissa?
Kirsty / Kirsten pls :3
>>25443965
marissa
magdelina
martha
maria
mariana
martilda
meguca
>tfw rly uncommon name n no one will ever post it
>>25443988
Zalthor claims this womyn as his, all other contenders shall be sent to my sarlac pit.
>>25443988
Can I join the fight to the death? I want to, partly because I'd enjoy it and I'm sure I'd, but also because I want a qt Anna gf.
>>25442721
Stay away from my waifu, you bastard. Megan is mine. She's my meganfu, and you will not touch her.
>>25443886
Aw, what the heck Joey. I thought of that but thought you might have more strongly hinted when I said Joe the first time if that was right.
>>25444013
>>25444015
An admirable effort was made. it's monika. Someone please claim me.
>>25442273
>>25443239
Oh, this isn't me.
I'm at work and had to step out to the bank and cash in our bills for change.
Drop your skype, Anon.
>>25444043
Monika
MINE
>>25444043
dibs on you monika
>>25444039
You won me....
right?
no?
Can I have you please lucy?
>>25443920
pass the dew
>>25444043
Are you trap?
>>25441640
THAT'S ME HI
>>25444019
Kirsten here. I guess you've got me anon.
>>25443978
no
*throws kale shake at you*
>>25444003
One that was just a couple hours drive east of Chicago.I'd rather not say the name because it actually comes up in a google search. Small rural town though.
>>25444043
I don't think that's a common name.
Karie
you are such a qt
>>25444079
You may indeed.
Congraturation.
>>25444104
I don't like kale.
This doesn't look like it's going to work out anon.
>>25444028
Into the sarlac pit with you
>>25444043
my kik is prism90
pls talk to me
>>25444058
other anon here, yes this before was actually just me trying to play it as a joke in case he got rejected. guess sophie didn't actually leave.
>>25444111
probably not. I was hoping someone would guess Monica because that's close enough
hello, regina?
its soren.
>>25444155
Wouldn't happen to have kik by any chance would you?
>>25442189
No, she's mine.
>>25444108
Well, we didn't go to the same kindergarten. Relax your concerns.
>>25444028
>>25444025
Yes, yes beat each other up. There can only be one.
>>25444158
kale is pretty meme actually. apparently it causes hypothyroidism too. won't stop me from drinking whatever the fuck i want tho
>>25444062
add me on kik pls. prism90
>>25443976
r-really? y-you will? shit time to call moms and tell her to prepare the wedding tendies. i'll love you forever anon-chan!
>>25444222
Usually I like bitter foods, but I never enjoyed kale.If you drink vegetables as shakes you're probably healthy and thin. I am not. I'm a horrible gf. I'm sorry
>>25444207
I'm both relieved and saddened.
>>25444265
are you high test thicc
>All these "robots" wanting a GF
/r9k/ is dead and we have killed it.
>>25444306
I mean "high test" is probably thicker than I am.
Also I've got a white girl ass.
>>25444216
I cast him into the Sarlac Pit,
Zalthor gets his womyn now... right?
>>25444201
kafego
>>25444094
Wonderful, where do you live girlfriend?
>>25444335
>white girl ass
>>25444058
skype isjustthrowmyshitaway
no trolls pls
>>25444238
Y-yes.
Cant wait to get married to you
I love you so much anon!
>>25444269
I am as well. It would have made for an interesting conversation, but also potentially awkward.
>>25444366
...uh I guess thats your kik, I'll look for it.
>the most popular thread on r9k right now is one where you publicly display which roastie you orbit on skype and/or steam
>>25444335
Be my medium test gf. I'm more ripped than that black guy and I'm white.
>>25444372
Single again.
Roxanne Red light, etc. Let's fuck.
>>25444330
This
THE ROBOT DOES NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU GUYS WANT A GIRLFRIEND GO TO /SOC.
NORMIE SCUM.
>>25444335
>Also I've got a white girl ass.
yeah this isn't gonna work out
>>25444393
Okay great
I'm about to close the shop and walk home so I'll add you right when I get in.
>>25444440
not him, but,
whats your skype, also nice digits
any renee?
>>25441508
That's my mother's name.
>>25444466
do you feel sorry for yourself, you normie scum?
>>25443655
Hannah Marie, you belong to me.
>>25444357
Is Zalthor a qt?
>>25444466
I can't even tell who my bf is supposed to be you're the second response like that.
>>25444482
If I post my skype I'm gonna be floundered with "PLS BE MY GF" requests.
If you posts yours I'll accept it.
>>25444429
I dunno, anon.
I'm pretty disappointing.
>Tfw lucy gives actual kik
>Tfw /r9k/ turned me into a normie
>>25444568
skype: imnotthatjewish
name should be noah
>>25444541
Hey there. Will she be at our wedding?
Looking for new gf, Zephyr my greek qt where are you
>>25444548
nah
>>25444558
You tell me womyn
>tfw you have a rare foreign name...
>>25444598
Are you sure?
When I typed it in the only result is "Malachi Cohen"
>>25444655
oh my b it is malachi cohen
Yes hello I am here for my Joanna girlfriend.
>>25444652
What language anon?
>>25444650
Thats Fat Bastard not Zalthor.
>>25443969
Does Katy work?
>>25444684
That's a really different name than the one you suggested.
Am I being trolled right now?
>>25444722
No thats my profile picture for this dating website
>>25444568
>I'm pretty disappointing.
That's fine.
Skype: c.wa39
can you guess mine it starts with J?
>>25444738
i cant keep track of all my throwaway skype accounts
>>25444773
Jessica, baby.
>>25444792
Nope sorry
FU robot
tatyana/tatjana
pls talk to me
>>25444637
How many bitches you got this week, chad?
Already done with your work today? Everything went good at work, buddy? You got your paycheck already? how much? 20k ?
You're really the worst kind of normie.
>>25444615
Yeah, of course, she'll be at your wedding.
As a 50+ year old woman, she is very ripe.;P
>>25444094
>>25444368
gf don't leave me already ;__;
>>25441613
snrkthanks for boosting my ego, beta orbiter
>>25444807
Jordan. Janet. Jeri.
>>25444774
I sent a request.
>>25444732
But of course.
Will you be my gf?kik:bigguy4fam
That feel when no Ruby itt
>>25445353
Ruby i claim you :^ )
>>25441075
Tfw wanted to see if someone would call my crush's name
Thx anon
