Femanons,
If your name is posted ITT you immediately become the girlfriend of the anon who posted you.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>25440795
Emily/Emma/Emplsplsplsplspls
Thank you, yes, I am here to collect my new gf: Sara.
sophie I promise I'm qt
Rachael
Jennifer
Rebecca
Mary
Beth
Amelia
>>25440832
Oh that's me..
Hi anon.
>>25440859
one name per anon, shitlord
Laura you're mine.
>>25440881
p-please be in the vicinity of londinium
Catherine/Katerina I am here, where are you my love?
Danae.
>tfw all these common names being posted
Hi Chloe
m-marry me?
Lily, YOU ARE MINE!
>>25440831
that's weird, I know someone called that who I met from here
Abigail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdJKLE58FUM
Maya.
Seems like an obscure name
>>25440931
Do you mean London?
Birmingham.
Anastasia. plsplsplsplsplslpslsplsplsplspsplsp
Anna, consider yourself officially gf'd
>>25440995
WELL FUCKING LET HER KNOW THAT SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND NOW YOU FUCKING FAG
Anna :3
>waiting patiently for my name to be called so that I can tell the poster he's oppressing me
Gabby/Gabriella B|
>>25441030
yeah but that was just generic shitposting, I'm actually from the US
Sam/Samantha
>>25440967
>>25440970
>these whore names
Enjoy your low quality gfs, namefailures
>>25441067
You're oppressing someone's balls. Tits or gtfo.
>>25441047
I'm talking to her right now, but I'm not sure how I'd bring something like that up
Sorry anon;)
>Lilitjya
pls
>>25441087
Oh ;_;That's disappointing
>>25440948
That's me, but I don't think it will work.
E patera mou den tha me afisei :/
Vanessa.
Original comment niggles
YO STACEY.. Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me BABY!
>>25441026
>Uncommon name.
Fuck you
I love slav girls. Come over here Andreea. I have a lot of things to show you ;)
Vanessa
Hope you like anime and vidya
>>25441144
You were the first to read it. You are now that anon's property
>>25441023
or Elizabeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7AtgbonKEk
>>25441181
I already called that name faggot. Read the threas
Sophia, never once met a Sophia who wasn't a qt petite white girl who was also kind and caring.
>Implying anyone is going to say my name
>all these anons getting gfs
>tfw still haven't received a reply
>tfw not even luck will get me a gf
>tfw unfitting shit slut name
>will never have to date a robot
>>25440859
>Rebecca
>Beth
>Rachael
Someone likes joo girls
>>25441220
I feel ya m8 ;C i cri evetim
Nadia.
This is a cute thread.
Also
>guys doing the work and claiming girls
>girls have to sit and wait to be claimed
Literally just like real life
>>25441139
I know rightextra text for the bot
>>25441226
>Tina
>Amanda
>Stacey
>Veronica
>Winter/Wynter?
Jenny.
Will you ever come back from overseas?
Stacy pls ill lose weight
Lasquisha
Carla
>>25440948
Oh look, my name is Catherine.
>someone posts my name
>respond, say that he's probably too far away
>he lives in my state
>heart jumps in my chest
>ask for skype, he posts and I add him
>ends up living hours away but it's OK, we get along so well
>come home from work every day to say hi and play games with him before going to night class
>end up meeting up after a year of talking and hit it off, never been so happy before
>live happily ever after
just post my name
>>25441257
Are you cute though?an Original Comment manufactured by Me inc.
Cecelia/Cicilia pls
abby/abbie pls
>>25441339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_QV97eYqM
>>25441170
na bro, fuck you
>>25441196
i shouldn't have deleted my post ;-;i didn't checkem
>>25441331
what is your name?
>>25441362
see >>25441023
sorry m8
Ellie
exists in my mind
>>25441331
Your name isIalreadyhaveaGF
Natalie
this better be original
>>25441335
I guess so. Are you?
>>25441381
fuhg
Valentina
#cucked desu fampai
>>25441455
Fuck you Kris
val of any variety (valerie and shit)
Margaux?
>>25441331
*grabs book of baby names*
let's get started
Trying my luck with Zoe
>>25441331
LONDON please
O
N
D
O
N
Christina.
>>25441216
rare names are best names
>never see my name in these types of threads
>tfw everyone gettings gfs
>tfw still no gf
>>25441420
Yes.ORIGINALCOMMENTORIGINALCOMMENTORIGINALCOMMENTORIGINALCOMMENTORIGINALCOMMENT
Shiho please be mine :3
>>25441496
northern Minnesota
London is 2far4me sadly
>>25441331 femanon >>25441490 this guy is smooth as fuck. Please take his skype just in case you live in the same state and then you can maybe have your happily ever after.
;_;
>>25441140
Turk here, we should hatefuck.
>tfw all these slut names
>tfw robots will never say my nameit starts with m
>>25441204
Alison also works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTYHYglem-M
Mary
Roblox
Madeline
Emma
Ava
Adele
Anne
Louise
I am in Texas for a business trip, going back to France soon.ce monsieur va tout payer... tres desesperee a ce point
alyssa alyssa you want to see pictures of my dog? That's all I got
>>25441549
Marissa?
Mary?
>>25440795
Carolina, Natalia, Larissa
>>25441549
Marley.
>>25441490
*teleports behind you*
Tsk, tsk, come back in another 1000 years... kiddo.
*slice you throat and disappears in the dark flames of my susano'o*
Can I just post Ohio and hope that someone wants to be my irl friend? Not even looking 4 a gf desu just as long as you wanna hang out with me and pretend that u value me as a human bean I will be happy. PS I'll buy u food and coffee and presents and shit probably I've got lods of dat minimum wage cash to spend on someone~~~~
>>25441555
>tfw French but you didn't type my name
Sucks for us I guess.
>>25441549
Melissa, this isn't original
>>25441590
Where in Ohio are you located?
>>25441590
Are you in northern ohio?
>tfw will never make a road trip down to ohio to ride rollercoasters with a random robot
>>25441549
Medusa
>>25441593
Salut Claire.
Lindsay
Lets watch martial arts movies together on skype.
Already have a gf ;o
>>25441613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0d9Zhyok0g
>>25441593
Nina?
Don't be greedy you negros, one name per anon.
> Cassandra
Taylor be my hoebot
there's no point to even trying. Nobody lives in michigan. It feels like I'm the last person on the planet.
Victoriau have a beautiful name
>>25441633
Cincinnati
>>25441627
Near Cincinnati, just a whole buncha normies here
>>25441633
I wanted to meet up with someone from Northern Ohio but I can't drive and neither can they and it's Hard to go so far on public transit.
Jessica Sendpie?
>>25441680
I live in Michigan and a lot of other robots do too (we even had a MI robot group chat for a while)
You just need to look/post more
MARY
gvhjbkl;
>>25441685
Cleves?
>>25441590
>>25441627
>>25441633
Cleveland/Lorain area reporting in!my name starts with 'H'
Meridiana / Mary Diana.
>>25441706
Yes that is where they were from. Are you them?J?
>>25441535
wanna skype?this is original 2bh
Last try: Amy.
Kara
oc
>>25441543
do you really think I'm smooth or are you mocking meyou're mocking me aren't you, why?
>>25441748
Minnesota here, it was funny actually but you probably don't live near me/didn't say my name
So it wasn't to be
>>25441549
madison you're mine now
>>25441726
Hillary? Or no?
>>25441549
please be May
>>25441737
I'm in Butler County. Only a freeway loop away.
eyyyo ashley ash
>>25441549
Marilyn
>>25441031
I give up.
[SOMFORIGINALOMGSHIIZZZXDD]
>>25441771
Indeed it wasn't, I don't live in the US
what is your name?
>Hannah c'mon babe
>>25441640Almost. Does it count ?
katie w or genevieve
>>25441801
y-you might actually live really close to me. I just say Cincinnati because it's close-ish but I live a little away from there to the north so. Want 2 talk and be friends?
[email protected]I'm not a rapist or anything I'm probably pretty nice people think I am anyway so idk it's ok if u don't I wouldn't blame you this board is full of toxic people desu. Also just to be sure, I'm a guy so if you thought I was a girl (I get that a lot) you know, I'm not.
Anita
Alice
Bethany
Caroline
Catherine
Erin
Elizabeth
Jacqueline
Jessice
Mary
Sarah
Sophia
Valerie
Vicky
GIRLS IN THE GREATER DC METROPOLITAN AREA INCLUDING DC, NORTHERN VIRGINIA, AND MARYLAND - PLEASE RESPOND
Does anyone live in jordan? probably no lol
do i have to pick a name tho? i mean i'll settle for anyone at this point tbqhwy
kendyl
>>25441861
I knew you were a guy. I'm a guy.
Myrtha
bb please?
>>25441748
I promise that I thought it was smooth anon, I wasn't mocking you.
>>25441781
No.I'm a Hannah.
>nobody has said my name
kek
>>25441885
You honestly think you could handle a woman strong and independent enough to be named Kendyl?
>>25441879
finally someone puts my name
come and put a ring on it babe
>>25441899
Oh. If you're a guy there's a huge chance we won't get along btw. If you have any sex drive or aggression whatsoever it's not gonna work out well because I'll get disgusted by your behavior. IF YOURE ACTUALLY Nice though then hey hit me up
>>25441926
Hannah Catherine?
Ayy Jessica, I'm here to take you out of this shithole.
Rachel? Bloxblox
nobody here lives in Idaho, do they?
Annie... Or Sarah... something with S or A.
>>25441935
she tried fucking me before i was just to retarded/fucked up to realize it
Andres
i already made him my gf tho
>>25441879
Reporting in. What city do you live in?
>>25441928
You can't hide forever, Maria
Becki.
I'm ready for you
Hannah this fat faggot from canada wants ur booty butt
>>25442012
wrong. it starts with an H
>>25441961
How would a sex drive ruin a friendship with another man?
Dagmar or Sasha
>>25441962
Nope. Just boring Marie.
Dorothy
I claim Dorothy.
>>25441549
Oh really, Mary
>>25442053
>your name is Philipp
Your name could start with A - Z idgaf I'll still be your boyfriend unless trap
>>25442052
How do you like Cleveland?
>>25442037
Men with sex drives talk about sexual conquest, the brag, they make inappropriate comments about women, they treat women like objects, they say disgusting things, they do disgusting things, they just act like predators. I could simplify but most people don't understand when I say this: If you're a predator I want nothing to do with you. I've never met a man that I liked. They've all ended up being pigs, it's sad and disgusting. I know I'm probably being unfair but, I'm just tired of trying to have male friendships. I never get this problem with women and women are just nicer and more supportive overall so it's not a big deal I guess.
>tfw first name in the 50 most common names in America but no one ever thinks of it
Logan, are you out there? I wanna see your moobs.
>>25442031
Then you are Heather
>>25442100
Not the anon you're talking to, but from what I'm reading I basically got this message.
>I'm a feminist left-wing faggot that finds discussing natural urges disgusting.
I claim Miriam
Im just waiting here for someone to say my name ;_;
>>25442129
nope, wrong again. ends with a y, there's another hint
I will take Lilah please.
>>25442128
Already said Mary, Mary
>>25442100
>you will never be this much of a faggot
feels good 2bh
>>25442154
Just post your Skype, Angela.
Jenny, you're my wife now
>>25442147
Enjoy your mudslime.
>tfw I met a billion r9k girls but I don't like any of them
Rebecca
I claim thee
>>25442138
I have issues with sexuality that I don't have the time or motivation to work on at the moment. I have more important things to work on fixing. I am a left-winger, I'm a socialist actually. Natural urges and hedonism are disgusting. Being a predator is inexcusable. I'm not gay though, I'm a straight male :)
>>25442187
>tfw all of my friends are really super nice
>tfw none of my friends are rapists
>tfw none of my friends abuse people
>tfw all my friends are THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST
feels good 2bh
>>25442100
Are you Christian or from a religious background?
>>25441983
Not in Idaho but one state over :)
>>25442184
I said top fifty, not top one.
It was ranked number eight the year I was born, but I've only met two my whole life. Where are the rest of us?
>>25442166
It couldn't be
>>25442166
be mine holly
>>25442166
Hailey, Haley, Hillary, Holly.
If you aren't any of these I give up tb.h
>>25441740
it's okay if you don't ;-;please respond
>>25442217
What do you have have against hedonism, what is your LOGIC that its disgusting.
>Inb4 my feelwings make is disgusting
Where are the Britney, Brittany, and Brit at?
>>25441519
The sad thing is, it isn't even that rare.
Karina
>>25442166
Hayley? pls be gf
>>25442236
>mfw nobody lives here...
is it Oregon?
>>25442265
the second one, yep. dingding
>>25442094
I miss it. I used to live there, and had to move to shitty Lorain to be closer to my grandma, since her health was declining.
It's just the closest 'C' in proximity that serves as an OH landmark.
At least I'm only an hour outside of the city.
>>25442188
Funny, cause some people call me Angela
Its not even similar to my real name tho
Does it still count?
Can I marry you?
>>25442225
I'm non-religious from a non-religious background. I'm not very str8-edge or whatever and I'm very laid back for the most part but then again for the most part the people around me are all nice and non-predatory. But no I'm not part of any rigid belief systems or anything.I actually think that a lot of religion encourages predatory behavior.
>>25442277
Hedonism encourages people to disregard how other people feel. I refuse to create my own happiness at the expense of other people.
>have a common as fuck name
>know a million people irl who share it
>still not posted here
i-its a sign;-;
>>25442298
its spelled differently but yes :>
>>25440926
O shito
>>25442285
> picking three names
Disqualified!
Let's bend the rules a bit.
Where's my Jack/John? Pls..
>>25442249
Alrighty, could you atleast say the year you were born?
I'll try again.... Margaret?
>>25442000
Pretty much between DC and Baltimore
>>25442352
John reporting, whew that was easy.
>>25442306
I didn't plan this far, w-what do we do now?
>>25442315
It's a nickname. Could be a sign. Are you looking to get married?
>>25442299
yup it is...
>>25442386
i didn't plan this far either. s-send contact info?
>>25442329
post it please
oc
Turner
>>25442405
N-Not really
I dont know why I said it
>>25442326
Well, you enjoy you're feminist left-wing cuck life.
And I'll enjoy my hedonistic ways.
>>25442308
I've never been there. Living near Cincinnati now. Columbus might be somewhere nice, speaking of the major Cs.
Ayo Charlotte where are you
Erika pls respond
>>25442438
Freudian slip, baby.
Roxana
Pls pls pls
>>25442411
great, the state I can't walk to.
t-thanks.
ALICE
WHERE ART THOU
>>25442329
I know your feels Lisa, I got a common as fuck male name yet people seem to forget my ass.
>>25442326
You're kind of like me. An unchangable beta cuck. And I don't mean that to be rude... it's just the truth. Men whose first thought is to be nice and considerate all the time will always get cucked.
Maybe you at least have a job and feel happy with life. I have nothing.
>>25442249
Mandy?
>>25442373
That's way too easy.
Here's your hint.
Marine , Tiphaine ?
>>25442217
Please tell me this isn't the original anon and just someone trolling
>>25442445
Columbus reporting in. It's near a lot of stuff, which is cool, but everyone in my neighborhood's had their car windows smashed, so that sucks.
Sara/Sarah
Rachel, I have drugs and alcohol, and a few guns if you wanna kill yourself with me, please love me!
>>25441508
that's meblox
>>25442379
You're mine now
>>25442419
Where are you from? I don't think there would be any brazilian fembots lurking here.
>>25442559
F L O R I D A
L
O
R
I
D
A
It feels good to have a gf, great actually.
Noel be in NYC let's go out
>>25442444
Yup, that's basically all there is to it. You do what you do and I do what I do. As long as you aren't hurting me or my friends it doesn't really matter. I'm happy and you're happy I guess.Men can't be feminists, I'm not a feminist. I'm not really left-wing either. I'm a cosmopolitan socialist and left wingers in this country are all NATIONALIST CAPITALISM! which is gross. I'm not a cuck either Love is supposed to be a beautiful thing between TWO people
>>25442495
I'm happy. I have a job, I have wonderful friends. I don't feel like I'd get cucked because of how I am. I think I drive people away because I'm too clingy but that's a different story. I've never felt that I'm too nice or anything. I'm also really not beta. I stand up for myself and for other people I just, idk, I'm passive I guess. I hate the beta/alpha thing anyway it's silly. I'm also not nice or considerate to people who don't treat other people well.I've gotten pretty close to getting into fights with people over them being shitheels
>>25442519
What?
I'm me, I'm always me. That's me through a magnifying lens.
>>25442498
Starts with an M right? or am I even more confused than usual
>>25442537
Would you, by chance, live near campus? Could be football players.
melodie/melody ayy lmao
>>25442541
already claimed
>>25442198
Why not, are they all too ugly?
>>25442000
>>25442377
RESPONDThe gods have already consummated our relationship with trips and dubs.
>>25442562
USA, colorado here. been to brazil though
Kristin please report to me
Any romanian qt3.14 gfs?
>>25441232
Who doesn't like jew girls, rich, educated families and big noses, everything I could ever want.
>>25442588
Hey, that's my name. Not in NYC tho
>>25442581
What part of Florida
Oh my god
>>25440795
Still single. Not like I was expecting anything.
>>25442594
Well actually, I'm going to trample over you and your friends any chance I get, because hearing the groans of left wing cucks such as yourself brings me pleasure.
>>25441210
Does Sophie count ?
Is it Stephanie?
>>25442606
Nah. I live in one of the outer burbs. And what do you mean by "could be football players"?
>>25442597
No "M". Where'd you get "M" from?
>>25442498
Wait... is it Megan?
>>25442668
Have fun anon! I was really talking uh, generally. The "you" there being anyone/everyone not you personally. But okie dokie. People are like that. Take what they want etc etc
>>25442646
Just got to Romania bruh, spend a few weeks there and I guarantee you can find a girl to bring home. In fact if you want to go let me know, I've spent some time over there and wouldn't mind going back. My favorite part was how older people would compliment me like crazy, felt good man.
>>25442701
Buckeyes. The Ohio State University's finest.
>>25442660
Near Lake Harris/Orlando.
