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OP image guy isn't doing anymore pics edition
>>25437192
Yes he is, he asked for suggestions in the last thread.
You're just butthurt that he changed the background to Asda. Why are you so afraid of progress?
My gf desu
>>25437192
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
PAKIS OUT
2016, fucking hell lads. another year of bullshit awaits us
>>25437248
Technically... I said id help do a 2016 image, but not maintain it.
someone else can take over.
I provided a 2016 image that ops using. & psd for it.
tinyurl idiotproofbritfeel
>>25437248
>housebound betas who spend their lives on 4chan are afraid of change
Big shock. Change is horrible.
A;LRIGHT LADS
im popping to the paki shop for snacks for my movie night.
Post a good selection of snacks for 5bongers , ill buy the best selection and post pics.
>>25437339
erh ive been enjoing beef flavoured hulahoops recently.
>On Bus home after a shit day
>Two paki's sitting in front of me speaking in Pakinese
>At one stop a 8-10 year old girl boards the bus
>The paki nudges his friend, says a lot of gibirish along with the word 'creampie'
I've had it lads, England is fucking done. We need to burn this embarrassment of a country to the ground before we can rebuild.
Race war now, please.
>>25437339
some sort of cake good
nuts
biscuits/chocolate biscuit
crisps
gummy sweets (rowntrees randoms are great)
>>25437369
Absolutely Haram desu.
>>25437339
PRINGLES
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>Want to cook dinner
>I'm probably not even going to eat it all and will throw most of whatever I do cook away
Didn't even finish a bowl of Frosties earlier and the bowl is still sitting there. Just wanna sleep.
>>25437339
Pickled onion monstermunch and snapple if they have it
Frijj milkshakes for 50p at Asda lads, bought 6 lads and they're all fudge brownie flavour
What time does tesco do their clearance sales?
>>25437339
Wotsits
Bottle of coke
>>25437615
Quite good choice there.
>>25437615
great choice lad
>>25437252
Your gf is lewd.
Lads.. I've never had a girl act like this before, am I going to make it. We're going to a concert in a few weeks
think the OP image needs at least a slight change lads, come on
>>25437339
Cherry coke
Pickled onions
>>25437730
>I'm paying for her ticket
yeah you mong, she just cucked you
>>25437339
Sparkling water
Turkish delight
>>25437730
bet you paid for her ticket
>>25437735
>>25437301
Try and get op image guy to carry on doing pics for us
>>25437339
popcorn (butterkist of course), m&m peanuts
You're all missing the point tbqh.
I said 5 quids of things. So just saying one drink and one snack is not enough and just saying generic items doesnt count either.
>>25437615
Just realised I put "lads" twice there, feel a bit silly now.
I'm putting 4 in the fridge and drinking 2 right now, I'm in heaven.
>>25437789
I am op image guy and no, it isn't happening.
off for a nap, make your own minds up what youre doing.
>>25437801
well fuck off then, they were all fine suggestions
>>25437801
Sparkling water and TURKISH DELIGHT WHAT FUCKING PART OF THAT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?????
>>25437759
>>25437774
No I'm not, she's against me paying for her but I did offer
>>25437801
Carton of UHT milk
6 packets of McVities ginger nuts
Total: 4.80 GBP
>>25437863
Will she show you her willy?
>>25437865
>UHT
eugh what is wrong with you
>>25437730
You are going to make it, anon. Make it into the friend zone.
>yfw she asks if her boyfriend can come to the concert as well
>yfw you end up giving them both a lift back in your car
>yfw she gives him a handjob in the back seat of your car while you're driving on the motorway
>>25437369
stop makin shit up chavito you were prolly gona steal her shoes but the pakis wanted first dibs on her.
>>25437918
But it's great anon, you can buy like 10 cartons at once and it doesn't go off.
>>25437923
I've only spoke to her for a day, I'm trying to move faster with girls so I don't end up in the friendzone tbqh
>>25437339
monster munch
vanilla coke
kitkat chunky
can't go wrong
>>25437863
>but I did offer
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
>>25437615
friji fudge brownie is top
>>25437730
post pics ^.^
original comment
>>25437951
In that case you'd better send her a picture of your genitals RIGHT NOW in case she gets the wrong idea.
>>25437971
Best be talking about roast beef fagit
>>25438024
of course, the only go-to flavour
>>25438024
>>25438058
this is pickled onion town you cunts, fuck off
>>25438083
bet you're a northerner
>>25438024
I can't even stomach roast beef these days, they remind me of my ex too much.
>>25438083
Bollocks, flamin' hot all the way.
>>25438103
don't you dare ever call me that again, muggy cunt
>>25438024
>>25438058
>>25438083
flamit hot 4 life
>>25438117
word
>>25437367
>beef flavoured hulahoops
lege desu senpai
>>25438024
Hope you mean pickled onion senpai
You're all a bunch of pathetic tossers (to be honest)
>>25438113
>they remind me of my ex too much.
Ha ha wtf?
>>25438117
This lad knows
>>25437863
The girl always pretends not to want you to pay for anything unless you're a complete beta and she doesn't give a shit if you know she knows it.
>monster munch
literally a snack for children
real men eat twiglets
>>25437801
500 one penny sweets lad
>>25438175
Welcome friend.
>original comment (to be honest)
>>25438220
>one penny sweets
haha this ain't the 1920s anymore
>>25438218
Real men eat what they want, pussy
>>25438271
>eating pussy
fucking beta cuck
Wish we had allied with Hitler in WW2 tbqh, fuck the French and Polish and the soviet Jews.
>>25438284
Is cuck unfiltered now?
Cuck cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck
Tbh senpai niggers tongue my anus
Just trimmed my facial hair and now I look like a fucking faggot. How much does face hair grow a day?
>>25438410
(ps. you looked like a faggot before hand)
>>25438103
fuck off you soft souther cunt
>>25438446
Facial hair can change how you look desu senpai. Maybe you can't grow facial hair, because of low test, so you would not know
>>25438410
Should be fine within 2 weeks.
I have a months worth of growth now and it is the length of my little finger finger nail.
Anyone else sick of making absolutely no progress with anything?
I have a job in the area I wanted to get into, but it's taken me a year and a half since I graduated, and it's only temporary. It's alright, but I really cba to go in on monday. Really doubting my ability to actually learn new things, and my chances of ever having a decent career.
I have friends, but I barely see them, with months-long gaps between seeing them. I usually see one of them once a week, mostly because she lives just up the road, but she's still away for christmas. I saw a few of them at new year, and managed to get far too drunk, so now I'm wondering whether I've made a complete ass of myself. I suspect they have "girl's nights" fairly often, obviously without me, but I don't have much to base that on.
I'm ok with being on my own a lot, and actually prefer to eat lunch alone at work, but I'm really starting to want to just have someone to talk to about what's going on in my life, and that sort of thing. Probably why I'm blogposting on britfeel.
Naturally, no gf. Friends are starting to move in with their significant others, and I rarely meet new people. Wondering if that will change before I'm 23 this year, and can't see any situation where I could go from where I am now, to sleeping with a girl.
Flat is a shithole, but can't afford better and flatmate's alright.
No energy ever, and don't really want to do anything outside the house. I barely understand the real world.
None of this ever changes. I don't know how much more 'struggling through life' I can put up with.
>>25438495
I prefer not to look like a manchild, I can grow a beard just fine in movember thank u very much m8
Getting an Indian for tea, Mum told me to write down what I wanted, I wrote (2 plain pakidoms and 1 plain), she actually said "pakidom" on the phone, she's really angry at me now, tricked her hehe.
>>25438558
hahaha top quality banter lad but I sure as fuck wouldn't be putting that curry anywhere near me when it arrives
>tfw she hasn't replied yet
>>25438547
>a beard makes you a manchild
So you're saying these modern faggot men who shave their faces are more manly than say, every man from before the 1910s?
I'm sure if you weren't so buttfrustrated you would have thought of it
Almost my second day of nofap 2016. So far the only positive effect is waking up early but the difference so far isn't much. Will it get better? What other benefits can I get from this.
what you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_zGil1T8Gk
>>25438708
>tfw fapped twice this year already
>>25438658
She's too busy sucking off Chad while Tyrone takes the back door
>>25438734
https://youtu.be/X51klz8uxpM
>grimeorgtfo
>>25438542
It doesnt get better mate.
You sound like me when I was younger. I'm 29 now and I can tell you my experience:
>friends will move away
>friends will get gfs
>friends will marry gfs
>friends will have kids
You will probably see them for the christmas period, so that's once a year.
Because all youre friends are doing other stuff you will stop going out and meeting new people. Your social circle will grow smaller and smaller and meeting new people will get harder.
If you manage any romances in the future they will either be with women from work or one offs from internet dating.
This is what i got for 5bongers, senpais.
>>25438806
I don't think any of us suggested that, pretty dissapointed
What do I eat for dinner, burgers or kebabs?
My cats gone missing
>>25438558
Mum got pissed off with me for calling a chinky a chinky whilst we were still in the shop. Just force of habit and not even offensive.
>>25438833
None of the suggestions were a fivers worth. Put some effort in next time.
>>25438806
Looks pretty comfy. This+movie+orange juice/cocoa milk =ultimate coziness
>>25438806
not a bad haul. balconi make really tasty cakes, good choice lad. poor decision getting an energy drink though
>>25438735
Twice? I'm into double digits already.
>>25438857
>I call chinese food chinky
>ahaha banter
My friend does the exact same thing as you, it's not funny and no-one ever laughs.
whats fun like?
>>25438806
>salted popcorn
what is wrong with you
>>25438912
Roll thafe desu fa.m
>>25438935
I'm struggling to think of a blander snack.
I bet he's the kinda person who compains about 'spicey' food.
>>25438558
Top Banta. Don't eat the food tho lad.
>>25438935
Salted popcorn is the best especially is buttered well. Get outta here with your sweet toffee popcorn
>>25438852
Feelsbadman mine went too. After more than 3 days there's a 99% chance it won't come back. Sometimes they do go missing for a day or two. How long has it been?
>>25438803
I'm 29 and this is pretty accurate. The only difference is I have a few friends that are still single and very alone. But, friends do decrease on a yearly basis. I am down to two that I see more than once a year.
>>25438852
Is there a kebab shop near you? If so, go and get him back.
>>25439050
>The only difference is I have a few friends that are still single and very alone.
Unfortunately for me my old single friends are the ones who moved away.
Otherwise I would suggest going out on a Friday or Saturday night. I hate the club/bar scene but it's worth a shot.
>all these people with friends
REEE
>>25438852
had that the other night, little bugger had me worried for hours
how long has it gone missing?
>>25438803
Christ you're not wrong either. Life is black.
>>25438806
That's got paki written all over it
>>25438857
https://youtu.be/OisqU_B4rj0?t=874
Literally you
As an American who has seen these threads over the past few months, I will be joining you in 2016. You're welcome
>>25439105
I am not that eager to meet new people to be honest, clubbing is the fucking worst thing in the world and now that i'm near 30 I can't take a bad hangover.
>>25439155
>nipping to the paki shop
What gave it away, family?
>>25439172
Why don't you fuck off back to /k/ Cleetus
>>25439172
That's cool, I hope we don't bother you too much
>>25439170
14:30 if it doesn't work
>>25438912
Not trying to be funny you chode. Force of habit. Please don't report me to GCHQ.
Caught my mum looking at through my texts today. I left my phone near her for one minute while grabbing some food, I come back and she flinches at me with my phone in her hand switched on. She tries to pull some bullshit like "oh I thought I saw it vibrate", but then I unlocked it and saw that it was halfway up my texts with my dad. They've been happily divorced for 15ish years and they never speak any more, but she always does weird stalker shit like this. Even though he's a deadbeat, I still like my dad but mum doesn't like me being with him because of his "influence" or some shit. I didn't confront her about it, seeing as I don't really have anything to hide in regards to me and my dad (and I don't like confrontation). Still pissed me off though, the fact that she would break my trust like that.
Who else /borderlinebunnyboilersinglemum/ here?
>>25439188
IKTFB
I've started drinking water inbetween alcoholic drinks to protect me from the apocalyptic hangovers.
>I will be 30 next week
What do I have to show for it? First week back from work, no-one will buy me anything or want to celebrate in any way because we just got christmas and new years out of the way.
Yipee.
>>25439204
No thanks, I own guns but hate discussing them. I will slowly learn the Brit lingo and mingle with you in the future. You will learn to accept me
>>25439172
Good for you, make sure to get a namebadge or we will just call you DeShawneus.
forgot this crock of shit was back on
>>25439245
>at
>through
pick one, me
>>25439172
what brings you here?
original comment my arse
>>25439170
Notice how the reaction to "chinky" was a raised eyebrow but the reaction to "paki" was much worse. Perhaps that's because the first is a term of endearment from people who give them regular custom and the second is a racial insult?
>>25439170
YEAH WELL IF YOU'RE LEAVING NOW DON'T EVEN FUCKING DREAM OF COMING BACK
>>25439321
/r9k/ is slow, and Texas is having gloomy as fuck weather. I just wanted to relate to those across the pond
>tfw she STILL hasn't messaged back
>>25439338
I'm pretty racist.
The only reason I called him out on using the term chinky is because I find it cringeworthy.
>>25438558
made my day, cheers anon, fucking hell haha
>>25439362
Well then saddle up and mosey on in partner. Ah reckin' there's a good brew-ha-ha to be had.
>>25439245
>Who else /borderlinebunnyboilersinglemum/ here?
Not quite this but for all of my teenagers years my mum would search my room everytime I left the house or do early morning room searches first thing so she'd catch me still asleep, read texts if I left my phone out, intercept my mail and check it all before I received it. Not comfy at all desu. Then she wonders why I don't like talking to her now...
>>25437339
strawberry cornetto please boss
Out in the countryside today lads, looking for a secluded outdoor spot for my summer gorilla cannabis grow and nearly got lynched by three roughneck scrap yard owners/workers. Fortunately I was in my car so escaped unharmed. Wondering if I should go back and set fire to their scrap cars tbqu desu senpai baka ??
>on a diet
>go into the local Tesco to get some veg for Dinner
>see all that Christmas chocolate on sale
>feel a strong urge to buy tons of that shit
I'm not going to make it, aren't I lads?
>>25439376
Chad lasts a lot longer than you lad
>>25439407
Well shit, that sounds much worse than me. I'll count myself lucky then. Why did she even do that? Searching for contraband or something?
>>25439435
>I'm not going to make it, aren't I lads?
No lad.
i smoke weed lads
its what i do
its just who i am
>>25439466
Not sure what you mean lad.
>>25439338
No it's because Orientals aren't as heavily protected as Arabs. Same way if you call an Irish person a pikey or a Paddy not even the PC police are going to give a shit because Irish are not a protected species.
They're all still derogatory terms
>>25438734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBt3mJtgJc
>>25439421
want buy dvd?
>>25439489
Ye said ye not gonna make it and I agree with thi lad.
>>25439482
Is all of the weed in Britain grown indoors?
>>25439393
howdy howdy howdy
>>25439433
Pikeys are the fucking worst people in Britain, but you can't do shit to them. If they don't kill you first, you'll get in trouble with the feds for "disrespecting their culture". Bunch of dindu nuffins, the lot of them.
>>25439453
>Searching for contraband or something?
I guess so. I think she thought I was a crackhead or something. Which is hilarious considering I'm a harmless robot.
>>25439510
Sikhs are bro tier
t.not a sikh
>>25439482
yeah bro, i feel the same man-bro
it's just such a big part of my life, y'know bro?
aha, i'm so baked right now, wow
>>25439521
Pretty much. Once in my town, the roof of my local Subway set fire. Turns out a couple of Pakis who lived above it were growing weed in the attic and their lights set fire causing the whole thing to burst into flames. The firefighters got chonged as fuck while trying to put it out, shit was hilarious.
>>25439521
aye, mainly in the loft or on the window sill
>>25439533
My uncle lives out in the sticks in Ireland and he recently bought a shotgun because apparently you're allowed to shoot pikeys there 'as long as it is below the knee'
>>25439521
>Is all of the weed in Britain grown indoors?
I'd say most of it, friend, because being in control of the growing environment gives predictable and consistent results, but some will be grown in nature.
>>25439519
Ah, I see what you mean now lad.
Might just buy them to be honest. It's too late for any weight loss to get me anything anyway.
>>25438784
yeah sick one
>See a gypsy begging outside of Tesco
>Chav yells at her to fuck off back to her own country
>>25439643
>he doesn't like Skeppy
THAT'S NORMIE
>>25439554
Pressing F to pay my respects, lad.
Thankfully my brother was the one who always had his shit searched for stuff like that, and he always had weed or drugs on him most of the time. So I got to learn from his mistakes, and know how to hide shit like that. Also because I was a good boy as a teen she never suspects me in that way at all.
>>25438734
bit of old Irish flavour, you know
https://youtu.be/JWLEvC0cs6M
>>25439674
Chavs will someday save the UK from itself. Believe me.
who /scrattyman/ here?
https://youtu.be/gz49lnnzJak
>>25438734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IO5k4k3vQ0
It's a bit faggy, but I'm in the mood for feels.
>>25439674
>the pot calling the kettle black
God, I love this shitty little country. In my own way.
>>25438803
>>25439050
Well shit. I was hoping I'd eventually suddenly become a normal person, and I'd get my gf and normie life.
Wonder if my remaining friends will judge me for still not having gf in several years' time. I'm pretty much the only single one already, and some of them say things like "Oh, you'll find someone soon", but I imagine that will stop at some point.
Maybe they'll realise how much that statement relies on me also being a normie.
Any of you lads armed yourself with CS gas / pepper spray for self defense?
Thinking about purchasing 2 or 3 canisters to be completely honest with you, spenpai members.
>>25439753
>Close your eyes
I wish my life was a VN
>>25439283
Why don't you apply?
Might get a date.
POO IN THE LOO
PAKIS OUT
U WOT M8
JEREMY KYLE 4 EVA
DECK THE PAKI CUNT SENPAI
>>25439735
If there is any hope for salvation it lies with the proles.
>>25439621
>want to move to Ireland to maim pikeys
>don't want to be a potatonigger myself
Uwaaaaa I'm not enjoying this cognitive dissonance
>>25439792
>spenpai
>>25439784
At your age its actually more common to be single, but as you get older it swings the other way.
I didnt have any dispariging comments until I hit 27. Thats when friends of my friends girlfriends (poorly worded I know) started saying "you'll never get a girlfriend"
My family have been pretty understanding, but this christmas my dad gave me the "you have to settle down and have kids" speech. He said if I wait any longer i'll have to settle for a single mum and raise her "bastard child" as he put it.
I think he thought I was living some carefree batchelor lifestyle with a different woman every night. I told him that wasnt the case and I wanted to settle down but had been rejected by the few women i've ever loved.
He understood, but im starting to feel the pressure now.
>>25439802
>have to stand in front of like 40 women and a crowd of other people, and tell people about yourself
>have to convince women to date you, when you wouldn't even believe what you're saying yourself
>literally watching most of the women reject you, with a buzzer noise and red lights
It makes me feel a bit anxious just thinking about it
>>25439792
I've been thinking about buying a crossbow for home defense but generally I just leave the house as little as possible these days to avoid any would be conflict.
>show someone something you love, be it a film, music, youtube video etc.
>they are indifferent
man...
>>25439886
I've never watched it, do they ever have a version where the men choose?
>>25439992
No, that would be sexist
The Jobcentre doors creak open again on Monday, and Jeremy Kyle comes back. You have had your christmas holiday, but now... Now it is time...TO GET OFF YOUR BLOODY ARSE, BE A MAN, AND GET A JOB!
>>25439881
>Thats when friends of my friends girlfriends (poorly worded I know) started saying "you'll never get a girlfriend"
What the fuck? Why? Jesus, I thought people would at least have the decency to just talk about me behind my back, so I can half-suspect it, instead of telling me directly and removing all doubt.
Do you mean female friends of your friends' gfs?
>I think he thought I was living some carefree batchelor lifestyle with a different woman every night
I have this fuzzy memory of NYE, where my friend's bf (who I've only met twice) was saying something like "I bet you have loads of stories [of girls I've got with]!", while in a room of people who have known me for years and know that isn't the case. Not sure if it actually happened. Reasonably sure he wasn't making fun of me as well, but who knows.
>>25439643
rah that g
>>25440012
I thought as much.
I'm pretty dead inside but even I think it's harsh.
>>25440015
>tfw my mum keeps going onto me about getting a job
I dunno what her problem is to be honest I've got a shit load of savings enough to last at least 12 months so I am waiting to find the right job for me, she is saying I need to be applying for everything even if it is McDonalds. Bitches man.
>>25439992
Would the men actually be willing to reject a woman so directly?
>>25439958
>your friends don't have the same spergy interests as you anymore
>they don't care about the shit you show them but you want to cling to those days when they would
What's new desu senpai
>>25439992
They tried it but the men just left their lights on unless it was a fatty so they canned it.
>>25440082
to be fair she kind of has a point, most employers will ask what you've done with those 12 months. watching hentai and masturbating is not a valid answer, atleast not if you want the job.
>>25439958
when you know someone doesn't share the interest, but they still try and make an effort for your sake
>>25440150
'Traveling' is the right answer.
We're all gonna make it lads, this year we become MAOWNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNAxIeqilSA
>>25440150
>>25440191
This desu
The reason I left my last job was to go travelling and teach English abroad so I can just drag that out a bit.
>>25440224
haven't had a valid passport in years
>>25440070
>What the fuck? Why? Jesus, I thought people would at least have the decency to just talk about me behind my back, so I can half-suspect it, instead of telling me directly and removing all doubt.
>Do you mean female friends of your friends' gfs?
Yeah that's what I meant, i've had a few drinks so my writing is getting sloppy.
One time (I think it may have been the queens jubilee party) I said some dark humour joke (cant even remember what) and everyone laughed. Then one of the girls piped up with "and thats why you're single!" as I was leaving the room to get a drink I hard my mates gf say "dont say that, thats horrible" and her mate replied "well its true, who would have him?".
It hurt because I knew she was right. The girl who said it is a massive whore, she cheated on every bf she ever had. Yet she married a thirsty ex soldier once she hit the wall at 31 and never shuts up about how happy she is.
Just goes to show that whatever happens, we lose. She has literally been an awful person and broken dozens of hearts. Yet she has landed a loyal husband who with his ex army mechanical training now earns 50k and they reguarly fill normiebook with pictures of their numerous foreign holidays.
Meanwhile I wage slave away and struggle to support myself, alone. Talking to you lads on a saturday night.
>tfw parents went to chippy and asked if I wanted anything but my mum had already made me Chinese for dinner a few hours ago so I said no but now I am regretting it because hungry.
>>25440255
>two takeaways in one week
don't be a fatty mate
>>25440240
Don't worry mate if she's that much of a whore (and cunt by the sounds of things) it will all come crashing down on her sooner or later
Also, who the fuck goes to Queen Jubilee Parties? That is the gayest shit I've ever heard of. No wonder your friends are wankers.
>>25440270
The Chinese wasn't take away she cooked it.
>>25438806
>Not buying the blue canned rockstar
it's like you're actually trying to hurt me
>>25440318
>Don't worry mate if she's that much of a whore (and cunt by the sounds of things) it will all come crashing down on her sooner or later
I keep waiting for that to happen.
>Also, who the fuck goes to Queen Jubilee Parties? That is the gayest shit I've ever heard of. No wonder your friends are wankers.
It was made a bank holiday if I recall, good excuse for a party.
wake up from my nap,
takeaways just arrived,
gonna sit down with a flim.
doesn't get comfier than that.
>go on normiebook
>"Once a month my 6 year old son takes me out on a dinner date. He opens doors for me, pulls out my chair, talks about his day & asks me how mine was, pays the bill with money he earned by doing chores, and even tips the waiter/waitress. By doing this I am teaching him how to treat a lady & how to take her on a proper date. How to show that he respects the woman he loves"
That poor fucking lad, he has no chance does he? 6 years old and his destiny is fucking /britfeel/ on a Saturday night. I feel so bad for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W1bSKw0SkE
I really hate women that call themselves names like shaz, and loz, and lozzer.
instant red flag.
>>25440438
a moment of silence for this poor little lad, doomed to the friendzone before he's barely come into this cruel world :'(
>doing temp job but haven't turned up for the past two weeks cause the people do not give a shit and there's never anything to do
>know im gonna get sacked off if not now then soon
>sign up for universal credit
>7 day interim period before benefit starts
>never hear anything and assume this is cause the xmas holidays
>check my email last week and see that they organised an appointment for me for that exact date and I'm already 15 mins late
>call the help number and tell them im gonna be late
>"sorry your claim has been closed and you will need to apply again in two hours"
So now I have another 7 day interim before entitlement starts as well as the 8 days that had already gone by.
I haven't even bothered to apply again, I really should...
>>25440240
>She has literally been an awful person and broken dozens of hearts. Yet she has landed a loyal husband
This shit really posts my Pepes. Apologies for normieposting, but myexis pretty much the same. She cheated on the 2 bfs I've known her to have before me, she cheated on me, and she's probably cheated on her current bf. She gives an impression of being a decent person with the little things, that don't matter, but when it's something important she'll put her own feeling first and shit all over anyone else.
She treated me like shit when we were together, didn't respect my needs (space, mostly) at all, and cheated, like I said, and a month after we break up she finds a new bf who is completely in love with her. And here I am, completely alone since then, over 2 years later, and they're still together.
I was by no means perfect, but I tried to be a decent person, and I get loneliness, whereas she can be as shit as she wants and still have guys lining up. She's objectively not even that attractive, she has a missing tooth ffs.
>>25440520
>10 years later
>"m-mum, I took a girl on one of our dates but then she went and had sex with this really mean guy on the same night! What's going on?"
>>25440438
The upside of this was that you could see how many people thought it was bullshit in the comments. A lot, as it turns out.
>>25440481
>lozzer
Always that one girl in class who was loud and "charismatic". She was always the teacher's pet, and although she annoyed most people, only a few brave souls would muster up the courage to tell her so. She would have panic attacks or crying fits over pretty much nothing, and she got into at least one catfight.amirite :^)
>>25440688
not really, lozzer and shazzer and just common britscum, not too bright.
>>25440555
I understand anon, life really isnt fair.
>>25440688
I remember Lozza aka 'Lauren' as one of the few mature and kind popular girls who actually spoke to me with anything resembling respect or kindness.
She turned out to be really chavy though and lost her looks. I think she was in foster care, seen her a few weeks ago and she smiled at me and this is after 5 years out of school.
>>25440756
>tfw wondering what happened to all the britscum from school
Pretty sure some of them have no hope in life, but haven't realised it yet.
>>25440809
It's weird, I normally hate chavs, stacies and whores but I actually really liked the hot/popular chavvy girls in school. They didn't take themselves too seriously like the middle class popular girls and for all their banter seemed aware of their own flaws whereas the middle class girls literally believed they were God's gift to earth.
>>25440688
IM GOING TO MARRY SNAIL!
>>25440851
>Pretty sure some of them have no hope in life, but haven't realised it yet.
>tfw tried to look them up on Facebook some actually have good jobs and others are professional athletes
I gave up because I started wanting to kill myself.
>>25440887
Yeah that was my experience too, the majority of them are doing pretty well.
>>25440855
I completely agree.
In fact I befriended a lot of 'chavy' types despite having different interests and values and not really fitting in with them because there wasn't as much bullshit you know? Even if they weren't from the same social class as me.
I say my social class, my Mum and stepdad posed as middle class despite shitty upbringings. My real Dad was a common, fingers in pies type with a drug addiction that ruined him. He sorted his shit out and then he died in recovery and my Mum stopped me having much to do with his family who were really chavy.
So maybe it was some sort of teenage rebellion/grief thing.
I'm drunk lads, thank lord whoever invented this feel.
>>25440855
Yeah, most chavs aren't too bad. You get the ones that act all "tough" and think they're cool for it, but a lot of them were humble as fuck and never really bullied anyone.
Compare them to the middle class fuckers who worked at Waitrose, got titles such as Head Boy/Girl and went to Uni for Business and/or Economics. Those fuckers were always the most smug assholes in the school.
>>25440887
>>25440950
T-they're not britscum enough
>dad paid 500 quid to get his home cinema system professionally calibrated last year
>I had to factory reset the TV over christmas because I fucked something up
>he hasn't noticed yet
phew, think I'm out the woods
>>25440876
You can't, she's about 10 years old.
>>25440876
No, I am! Hachikuji is MY snailfu!
>>25440997
>>dad paid 500 quid to get his home cinema system professionally calibrated last year
Do (people) really need help setting up this sort of thing? I was literally just going to buy a projector, screen and find some 7.1 speakers, it's all just wires innit?
>>25440851
Most people from my school are currently normie-ing it up at uni. Some of them disappeared or otherwise escaped from this shithole. Some, like myself, even stayed here and did next to nothing with their lives. One guy recently got convicted for making CP images; had quite the kek when I heard about that.
I mean I couldn't give a shit about most of those people but considering I spent 5+ years of my life with all of them it makes me curious to see how they all ended up.
Canadian fag invading your thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmjZuAfqHrA
>>25441003
>IMBLYING
Original comment.
>>25441077
DUDE WEED LMAO
Fuck off SyrupNIgger.
>>25441065
>Some, like myself, even stayed here and did next to nothing with their lives
I know that feel. Mostly the p-o-p-u-l-a-r girls stayed on, much to my dismay as now I occasionally cross paths with them and hate myself for being stuck here.
>have council flat
>good investment with right to buy scheme
>>25441044
http://www.trustedreviews.com/opinions/thx-and-isf-calibration-is-it-worth-it
>>25441077
>ITS 2015+1
Cuck off you fuck
>>25441077
>Aw, Here It Goes
I thought it was Kel that says that
Regardless, Canada sucks (you guys should go for independence and good riddance) and I didn't watch your video
Ate a large half pounder burger with kebab, mushrooms and eggs on top and a large side of chips.
I'm really damn full tonight.
>>25437192
Your pretty good...
Let the countdown to Valentine's Day begin!
I've been wagecucking every day since boxing day. I work a town swamped with slavs. Slavs everyday, nonstop. I finally have tomorrow off so I decided to solo queue some CSGO. I ended up with a team of slavs. I'll never get off this ride.
>>25441332
move out of eastern europe
>>25439079
At three pound a tray.
>>25441065
>tfw asian guy who kept threatening me is in prison for rape
>>25438806
what movie are you giong to watch though? Gandhi?
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>I hope that post made me seem interesting enough to get a reply
nope
nobody cares
>>25441154
This sounds like the same sort of shit you hear from the people that pay thousands of pounds for valve amps and gold plated cables with little feet so they don't touch the floor and get carpet interference or whatever and attach it to their shitty macbook from 2003.
>>25441412
I watched "A bittersweet life", it was okay but it had that problem all chinky films have where they have all these irrelevant scenes just for comedy bits and what not.
Watching Lethal Weapon 1 next because i haven't seen any of those.
>>25441445
interesting post mate
>>25441497
good choice, Loaded Weapon 1 is a great follow up, very funny
>>25441400
>anon's life in rotherham
You gon be enriched, pham. You know what to do
>>25441494
My uncle paid 50 pounds for a "gold plated" HDMi cable in the early oughts.
Most people didn't know any better back then though but it's surprising that most electronic stores still run that scam. It should be illegal to imply that a 50 quid hdmi is any better than a 5 pound one.
Walk into a Maplins if you ever want a good laugh. I saw 25bongers usb cables.
>>25437192
few month ago I was talking to this girl, she had some issues n shit- eating disorders etc, think she got sectioned. posh girl. went out on a kind of date with her, literally just sat in the park while she drew shit and I was climbing trees and pissing about (tried my first cigarette, couldn't do it)
anyway her mate was a boy and later that day she said she was going go her house so I dropped her.
now every few months she tries calling me or facetiming me
What the fuck?? Can anyone provide an explanation??
>>25441693
the staff are all the laugh I need from maplin
Fucking depressed lads
Need something to cheer me up
>>25441770
Sorry to interject here. Is it normal for adults to climb trees in city parks in England
>>25441770
Maybe she wants to talk to a loser or someone who makes her feel good about herself, Tarzan
>>25441836
word lad, i'm back to fucking work on monday, fucking hell
>>25441836
Animu underpants always cheers me up.
