If you were offered 10 million dollars to show your crush your 4chan post history, would you do it?
I would pay for that to happen. 100% honest.
Not like I had a chance with her, could get all the bitches with 10 million.
I don't have a crush, do I have to show it to my waifu instead
Most of my posts on this site were things like " woah good one m8" or "lel" so yes I would do that.
I don't actually have a crush though
>>25427629
10 million dollars vs respect from someone I have a passing fascination with?
Why wouldnt I choose the money?
>worst case scenario is losing a chance with a crush
>you get 10 million dollars no matter what
Sign me up senpai
>>25427629
Yeah. I'm falling out of love with him anyways. He's been fucking playing me these past few weeks, I can't even tell if he really does like other men or if he just likes compliments from anywhere he can get them to boost his ego. It'd show him how much I really did care about him, it'd make him feel like shit for wasting my time and I'd be $10 mil richer. I'd be the winner and move on. Be happy.
>calling all women sluts
>calling anyone and everyone a nigger
>2000 word posts about why niggers are disgusting animals that should be put down
>calling for the mass killing of fags
>praising Hitler
>generally spreading hate and edginess
not too keen on it but for 10 million I can buy whatever slut I like so sign me up
My r9k posts make me look like a sjw most of the time so they might actually help me out
I've been on 4chan since 2007, that's a lot of sorting.
>>25427629
definitely, I don't care what a cumdumpster thinks on any subject
>>25427629
Fuck yes.I have no crush
>>25427629
Yes I would. I mostly post how I want to dom someone and peacefully discuss shit with people, unlike the manchildren on this board. I might get my 10 million dollars and a gf.
>>25427629
Fuck yes. Easiest question I've answered today. I'm never going to ask the bitch out anyways, so what do I have to lose?
>>25427629
Get 10 million or have a .0000009% chance decrease in getting with a crush.
Sure, the most embarrassing posts I've made here are about how lonely I am.
my 4chan post history is literally
>lol projecting much
>wow you're mad
>relax spaz, quit being so angry all the time
>for you
i would even suck cock or multiple cocks even for 10 million bucks
>>25427909
this tbqh senpai
i would do a lot of degrading things for 10 million dollars as long as there was no physical, permanent damage
Sure, why not? If she was to be offended and showed her true colors, coming out as a liberal sjw, I wouldn't lose anything, I'd be put off so much that I wouldn't be attracted to her anymore.
>crush sees /pol/ posts
>crush gets triggered
>becomes SJW boss
>realize how shitty she actually is
>turned off completely, not my crush anymore
>I power up
>power level over 9000
>drop red pills
>crush gets stumped
>"Trump is unstumpable"
Tippy toppy memery.
no my crush is way 2qt for that
>>25427706
have you considered you might go to jail for everything you've posted too?
>>25427998
who cares i'd be fucking loaded
>>25427629
This is an easy choice.
I have a 0% chance with the crush anyway.
>>25427998
If Bill Cosby can get out on a million dollars for drugging and raping a girl, my shit'd be x10 less.
>>25427998
>implying Ive posted anything illegal.
In a heartbeat~ fampai~
the worst thing i've admitted to on 4chan is wanting to fuck schoolgirls
i think i'd take the 10 million
This isn't even a question, absolutely yes. My life would significantly improve.
>>25427629
with 10million dollar I could pay her to fuck me so yes
For 10 fucking million?
Sure.
>>25427629
>show my crush articulate arguments as to why racial profiling is only logical,and that race mixing is a terrible idea on /pol/
>show my crush my almost illegible shitposting on /b/
>show my crush the long "letters to someonewho'll never read them" about her on /adv/
>show her my progress and endless >tfw no gf on /fit/
I'd do it for a thousand,if such a thing as post history existed
i don't post much so yeah
Of course. I don't have a crush and I fucking love money. Nothing but a win for me.
>>25427774
>Sanic the edgehog right here
>show crush history
>get the money
>put into savings
>live off interest
>never have to work a day in my life
>don't feel like a leech to my government
Not like I'd have a chance with her anyway.
I would put my post history on display for the entire world to see for that amount
>>25427629
she browses /pol/ so ye
>>25427629
Yes you fucking retard
I would have it broadcast to the whole world for 10% of that
He's a furfag too, so he'd just see a bunch of furfag posts and my terrible opinions on harsh noise/industrial music on /mu/.
Yes because I haven't even posted anything questionable desu. I mainly
Bost on s4s so if anything she'd just think I have a weird sense of humor
>>25427629
I would do it for free desu.
I wish I were that intimate with my crush.
There isn't a whole lot I wouldn't do for 10 million dollars.
It would probably impress her with my English skills and intelligence, so no real loss in sight.
>lengthy misogynistic essays detailing why women are atavistic beings that lack self awareness
>posts about how niggers are animals and need to be put down
>rants about why muslims are the problem with the world and should be removed from the premises
>teasing Indians for shitting everywhere
>calling people faggots
>calling gays degenerates
>calling people niggers
>all women are sluts
Fuck I'd still take the 10 million. I don't even have a crush anyway
>show crush your post history
>she calls you a freak
>get paid the 10 million dollars
>seduce her with your money
ez
It's mostly shit about animu and video games
>quit my job
>vow to use the money for an education and to get my life together
>two months later a team of daring archaeologists is formed to try and find my remains among the labyrinth of empty beer bottles and pizza boxes
>along the way they meet a lost prostitute with a heart of gold who helps them discover the true meaning of Christmas
>>25428685
Does the knight suck on the penis
It's not hot unless that's what is being implied
>>25427629
shit i don't even remember the amount of shitposts i put on here. Mostly arguments in /tv/
>>25427629
That is without a doubt the most stupidest question I've ever heard.
Don't really post weird shit here so hell yeah I would
>>25427629
I'll give you a bargain, I'll do it for $10,000
Hell, wave $1,000 in my face and I'll probably seriously consider it.
>take offer
>pay crush $500,000 for sex
>>25427629
Dude no shit
But I dont have a crush anyways
tfw
yes
gaze into the abyss, you fucking whore
>>25429057
He might, after all he did say he would do anything.
>>25429226
>pay crush $500,000 for sex
Is your crush a celebrity or something? I'm willing to bet you can get her to put out for a fraction of that. Most people would, let me handle the negotiations my fee will be 20% of what I save you.
>>25427998
>have you considered you might go to jail for everything you've posted too?
Last I checked, shitposting like a madman at 3am in the morning is not illegal
>she reads all the greentexts I've posted
>ask her if she wants to know a secret
>tell her they're all made up like all the other shit on this website
Of course I'd take the money, if anything I'd be slightly embarrassed that there wouldn't be anything interesting to see. Even on here I'm boring.
Yes
I'm not ashamed of the things I say sempai
Gonna be a lot of >tfw no bfs and stupid /x/ shit like are reptilians real?!?! though
>>25427629
I hardly post anything so yes, there is nothing really nasty or unexplainable.
>>25427629
I fall in love with internet weirdos so yeah
My crush already stalks my 4chan posts, so yes.
I'd even give him half the money.I'm gay
Yes.
I'd just move to another city afterward.
For ten million dollars I would become /r9k/'s cock slave for a week. 4chan post history is nothing, man.
>>25430316
> stalks my 4chan posts
That's impossible you attention whore
>>25430362
How is it impossible? You realize practically every board has an archive at this point, right?
>>25427629
I'd do it for less, just to see the look on her face. I'd probably start masturbating smugly during the act, in the style of We need to talk about Kevin.
>>25430388
Unless you're a tripfag there is no way of knowing which posts are yours.
>>25430517
>What are file names?
Look at my reaction sometime.
>>25427783
my /r9k/ posts were mostly replying to you saying "roastie detected"
>>25427629
>your crush
I havent had one of those on a long time, anon.
>>25427629
>crush
This is why you're still a virgin, fucking poofters. Who the fuck has a "crush" after high school?
Absolutely fuck yes.
death to blacks
>>25427629
yeah sure why not. i'd probably get laid as well. problem is i dont have a crush rn so shame on me
>>25427629
>crush
Who the fuck uses the word crush? What are you 12?
>>25431042
>>25430576
Ausfaggots detected.
My crush posts on 4chan too... so yes.
Absolutely. What kind of question is this?
10 million fucking dollars.
That kind of money can erase all of the horrible racist, degenerate, pathetic, disgusting things I've posted.
Hell, I'd throw her 500k just for a non-disclosure agreement.
I've been here for 9 years. Unless it's sorted by foulness, there's no way she'll read all that shit. It would be a stack of paper to the ceiling.
>>25429827
THlS DESU
>>25427629
Of course - I could buy a new one for 10 mil.
>>25427629
Oh please, my crush fucking hates me, I'll just take the money and run
>The chances of getting a hand-job from her, are a million-to-one she said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As0v-tzU-PY
>>25427629
>Show crush 4chan history
>Don't explain what any thing means
>Have $10 million fucking dollars
>She is now in love with me and my money
>>25427629
>tfw she sees my posts where I was swimming in a bathtub filled with my own shit
Sure. My posts aren't even that edgy.
I don't have a crush but yeah I would, or indeed anyone I know. I've said some pretty horrible and pathetic things on here, and anyone other than my mum reading it would be disgusted by me, many would hate me. But 10 million man. That's worth it easily. Also who gives a fuck about some fucking oneitis.
Could we include everyone we know, including relatives + dead relatives
In a heartbeat- especially if they had to read all of it
Maybe even if it was simply the worst/ most embarrassing shit upfront and they could stop any time they wanted. If they read everything, it'd be enough to give them a well rounded opinion
Maybe I'm just mentally ill but I really like the idea of this
>>25429827
Didn't some kid go to jail for shitposting about LoL on normiebook?
>>25427629
>Oh no my crush still won't date me, and I get 10million dollars
You stupid AF if you wouldn't.
>>25427629
>This is bad in any way.
>Forcing people to read your shitposts for 10 million dollars.
Shaking My head in an honest manner, family.
>>25427629
>show crush 4chan posts
>get 10mil
>leave and go buy a nice house
>invest in stocks
>fap
Yes in a heartbeat; fuck her she'd just be interested in my money
He talks about Hitler a bit too much and I'm sure he's also into weird shit so I would show him.
bring it on, I dont think no one will give a fuck
>>25432995
>not bubbi or hans-ulrich
hes a fag anyways
If I ever have a son bitch better let me name him otto
Yes but I would kill her afterwards
>>25427664
the only right answer
FUCK getting muted
>>25427629
Despite being here for like ten years, I've hardly said anything terrible. My crush is from /v/, so not much to worry about there either.
I'd even do it for much less.
>>25427629
In a heartbeat, she's not close to me by any means and we don't see each other anymore.
>>25427998
>you can go to jail simply for distribution of non approved information
fuck this country
>>25427998
why the fuck would anything illegal just be in my open browser history
>>25434780
if i was visiting sites that are literally illegal, id be using tor or some shit, not just browsing with fucking botnet chrome
I would cut my own penis off with a butterknife for 10 million dollars
>>25431308
how the fuck is this an original comment
>>25432277
>implying my crush is materialistic normie scum
>>25427807
Same. We're now oldfags. I'm 24, been here since 16. You ?
Good luck reading though several thousand baneposts
>she barely knows me
>show it to her
>"that's kinda weird tho"
>get 10 million dollars
>move away
how do I access my post history?
She would be like
>you get 10 million?
>you are so smart and creative anon, I love these posts
>and you are so handsome! wonder why I never noticed that before?
>you are not joking about that 10 million, right?
>I want to suck your dick
>>25428312
>live off bank which lives off government
>>25427629
Obviously. Who wouldn't? With 10 million I can get me a new crush.
>>25427629
I haven't had a crush on a girl since I dated that one girl, once, until she dumped me like trash
i'd do it even for 3 fiddy though
>>25429247
This even 10% of that would yield a high success rate.
1% of that is where it'd be a little hard to get a yes
>>25427629
yeah, she wouldn't have the patience to read through 8 years worth of daily posting about senseless bullshit anyway.
>>25427629
yes, yes i would, because this is an original post
>>25427629
Yes
though I've done too much baneposting
>>25436784
>implying all my posts aren't wew lad tier shitposts
Smh desu senpai
My crush or my gf?
>crush
yes
>gf
yes
Including this post.
>>25427629
hell, id do it for 10 grand
For 10 grand, i'd show my family, my crush, my friends, my fuckin middle school teachers, everything.
bein broke is shit
>>25427629
make it more realistic you should ask $5000 for that to happen
Then answer is no. All the racism and women hate stuff would make me never ever win respect from normies and find a job.
yeah sure
even though I've spent a lot of time ranting about her and how and talking about what a shitty slut she is
ain't like I have a future with her anyway so gimmie the cash
What a stupid question.
I'd do it for one grand, never had a chance with her anyway.
Absolutely.
I'm not getting laid now but 10 million can get me the best hookers in the world.
>>25427629
For 10 million I'd show my crush my 4chan post history and my penis.
I don't really have a crush on anybody right now but the girl I have feelings for already knows I'm weird as shit and knows I browse (shit, or at least she did a few years ago when we were closer) 4chan. No downsides to this.
>>25437358
This has to be shopped.
>>25437379
>girl I have feelings for
>a few years ago when we were closer
Come on m8
>>25437358
Holy shit! That's the smallest dick I've ever seen
>>25437431
Hey anon I'm just stretching to fit the thread, they are feelings but they're not very present. I am emotionally dead but if I had to pick a kind of crush in this scenario.
I haven't made a single post on 4chan that I'd be ashamed of, so sure. Don't think I have a crush, though.
>>25427664
This. She rejected me and pities me because i am an awkward beta loser. And appart from her, the only thing i crave is money.
Yes 100% absolutely
I mean she already knows about the wierd shit I'm into so nothing would come as a suprise to her. Literally free 10 mil, sign me the fuck up.
I'd do it for $10,000
>>25427629
of course, shed be all over me with all that cash
