http://imgur.com/a/idOB0
tl;dr I dated a chick for a month, left her because she is insane, and she harassed and stalked me for a couple months after.
Been waiting to share this for a while, I have a looot of stories of shit that happened when we were together, lemme know if interested.
You goofed by replying to her and making her feel like you were giving her another chance.
i know man, i dun goofed. I see her in person daily, so i thought it would make her leave if i just gave her what she wanted. in hind sight i see it was a bad idea.
>having someone care about you this much
>but that person's fucking crazy
lifes tough man.
>>25426943
yi yi, bro. It was a pretty wild ride. Thankfully Mr. Bones let me off. Interested in stories?
>>25426980
yeah!! also was the exact thing she did that made you break up with her? it's fucking scary she was already like that after only a month desu
>>25427009
Aight I'll roll out some tales of weeb girl. Well I spent a lot of time (including nights) at her place. She would go into these fits where she would hit herself and try to cut herself, and start hitting me if i tried to stop her (I'm a pretty big guy, and she was tiny, like 90 lbs)
>>25427009
so story. Want shit about her in public, or when we were alone together?
>>25427046
>>25427065
jeez i'm glad you got out Wew Lad, she ain't worth it.
Um, public, hit me with it.
>>25427125
aight bro, so she was super socially awkward. to give an image, short, suuuper skinny, wore Vans, AOT jacket, dyed red hair, the works. lemme hit chu wid dis
>have classes on the same campus
>she is Comp Sci major, I'm Mech Eng major
>at the cafeteria getting myself a god tier spinach wrap
>phone vibrates
>"Weeb Girl"
>alright let's see what it is this time
>"help I'm stuck"
>wut
"Stuck? What are you talking about?"
>"please just come help, I'm behind the H building."
>k
>go to H building (big fucking place) start looking around
>"Wew Lad, over here
>ohgodno.jpeg
>she is crouched down behind an air conditioning vent
"what are you doing?"
>"this guy was looking at me and I thought I was going to get raped..."
>bitch im missing a glorious wrap for this shit
I then walked her back to her room where we had angry sex. She was insane, but the love life was pretty neat. Def not worth it
but that shit would happen all them time. I started to analyse her stories and found that when i asked her like an hour later, she would change some of the "facts". Found out she had lied about a lot of stuff, including getting sexually assaulted by guys on campus.
>>25427301
>"this guy was looking at me and I thought I was going to get raped..."
What the actual fuck?
Sounds like a complete nutter, moar pls senpai.
She had a great body. a decent 7/10. No ass, but her tits were pretty big for her being so small. The shit that got to be too much was the cutting and self abuse, I just couldn't deal with that shit anymore
>>25427397
post pics wew lad
>>25427363
I can tell some about when we were in her dorm. Not all was bad, in fact most of it was great. there were just a couple really bad moments that drove me away. she was very needy too. so which, good or bad experience? Also, if you want pics of her, I'm sure i can find some
>>25427441
From what little I've heard I'm surprised you made it away unscathedno rape accusations
>>25427441
post pics
tell one good and one really bad experience
would you have dated her again given enough time had past, if she hadn't kept messaging you?
>>25427521
It came seriously close dude, but I thankfully had evidence to prove otherwise which scared her off.
>>25427522
I might post pics... I have seen threads go bad where they contact the chick. I'll blot out her face for now. hold on
she was super shy about sending me pics
>>25427592
ask her if she lives in london
>>25427522
Good: Honestly, most were good. She was extremely sweet, passionate, and very loving. Super gentle, had kind of a firery sarcastic side which was fun.
>go to her room
>have never seen any mongolian cartoons before other than like pokemon and basic shit
>she loved it
>her favourite was AOT
>she convinces me to watch it with her
>thisshitaintbad.exe
>actually enjoy it
>main character's name is the same as mine, neat
>we do this for weeks
>the entire time we lay there with her snuggled up in my arms
(I'm 6'4", she was like 5'3")
>we would kiss each other every now and then, I'd rub her back, and we would talk a little every now and then
>we'd eventually fall asleep holding each other.
>>25427665
... she doesn't live in london, We're in the States. I see her all the time at school during class changes
she was a little taller than this chick, that's me on the left.
Do you have any idea of the reason as to why she's fucked in the head? Like, specific childhood trauma?
Fuck you OP, You have a Yandere, and you dont want that?
CHAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25427696
>tfw no wild gf to subdue in bed
Sure is nice to do nofap while reading these.
jesus wew lad, and i thought i dated crazy girls
any ridiculous lies that you are fond of? ones that you look back on and laugh about?
>>25427790
agreed desu + "most were good" and dat falling asleep holding each other
kill me
>>25427772
She is adopted to super wealthy parents, that's all I can think of that might be relevant.
>>25427790
I am no chad, I promise. I am the section leader of the tuba's for our marching band and am part of the school robotics program. pls no h8 m8.
>>25427800
sorry m8, I found it super hard to not go back to her specifically because of the wild sex.
>>25427522
sorry I missed your question, most likely not. I had seen how fucked she was and was done.
>>25427812
the BEST one was when she lied about the sexual assault. care to hear?
Also, her ex threatened to kill me because I "stole her"
>>25427875
i would love to hear
>>25427833
She would set her alarm for my class periods and wake me up by kissing me. but trust me, the bad greatly outweighed the good.
>>25427888
ok, I'm actually pretty sure i still have the screen shot of this one. Let me look real quick m8, no b8
>>25427859
Were her biological parents drug-addicted scum or something? Cause could be genetic.
Oh god, I'm reading back through all the facebook messages. I remember another reason I left, she had no motivation. if interested i can post and example.
pic for motivation, keep thread alive
>>25427972
yiss examples please
>>25427875
Was he fucked too?
Does he know he can have her back now?
BOYS I FOUND IT, will greentext the convo word for word. The tl;dr is that she said she got assaulted, i told her I'd call the cops for her (i had a feeling she was lying), she begged me not to and eventually admitted to making the whole thing up
More pics, preferably nudes
motivation for you goys
>>25428075
i don't have nudes bro, she was scared to send them to me.
>>25428099
should have blurred most of the face and post those crazy eyes
How do you like Colo State Uni?
>>25428114
So take them when she's sleeping?
>I know im the last person yu want to hear from but i just got groped and manhandled and im just crying in a closet. And i didn't know who else to go to. I mean i told my ra.But i mean to just..tell
Are you ok?
>Panicking, i just wanted to stargaze
Ok, make sure you file a police report
>I know
Please
>Even though I didnt see them, It was dark
What? Well what were they wearing?
>I dont know
How do you not know
>they came from behind
And you never turned around?
>one put his hands over my eyes and mouth, the other my waist and boobs
So when they left you didn't look to see who they were
>No i was laying face down in concrete trying to focus, I blacked out and wound back up here.
Weeb Girl you realise the police arent going to believe this
>that's why i went to the RA and not the police. So someone knows
Ok
>i was too panicked to do anything, I just froze...
Ok Weeb, where were you
>parking lot, i thought it would be less likely because it's open
Cont
>>25428129
Not even the right side of the country Bro, haha
Cont;
the one by your building?
>no, that one is too sketchy...
welp
>it was by [fast food chain]
ok, well tell the cops and ask them to review the camera footage (our campus is littered with cameras)
>i will, police is not my worry right now
well call them and report it now
>my worry is not beating myself up over them, and my RA did
They will turn you away if you dont call them now, No, that isnt how the police work
>well im too messed up rn
trust me half my family are cops, i understand how this works.
essentially this goes on for a while. will cont where she gets caught
>>25428274
How was the sex? Considering she was crazy
>>25427770
Honestly Chad why don't you just GET LOST
>>25428326
hes a chad because he can get girls? normies can get girls too u mormon
God dayummm wew lad this is delicious. Post moar
>>25428361
>wew detected
You think being in band prevents you from being LITERALLY CHAD?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you dont show me she is calling the cops Im just going to call them to your room
>Wew Lad if you do that im going to get in trouble
Weeb Girl
>and possibly kicked out
You have two options right now, send photo, or i call the cops to your room to check on you and file a report.
> Wew Lad, please, im okay
Weeb Girl, pick one
>Seriously?
you have 2 minutes
>I was trusting you with this, not to give me more anxiety
12:57 and no photo and i call them
> STOP, why are you doing this
1 minute
> WEW LAD, you're literally making me puke right now
Just send the photo
>she's in her room on skype as usual
you said she was calling the cops
>no i said she was watching over me
ok callin cops
>STOP IT
> WEW LAD
>IM NOT KIDDING
>WEW LAD
>THIS ISNT OK
>STOP
>PLEASE
>THIS WAS AN HOUR AGO
>YOURE GIVING ME A PANIC ATTACK
>DO NOT CALL THE COPS
>WEW LAD IM NOT KIDDING
>WEWLAD I STRETCHED THE TRUTH A LITTLE
>WEW LAD
>WEW LAD
>WEW LAD
at this point i called her out for making the whole thing up and she admitted to it
>>25428326
>>25428409
Please m8's I hate chads. A lot. I am not a chad and will never be one. I have made a complete fool of myself on many many occasions. Also, why would i lurk this board for 2 years now if I was a Chad?
>>25428410
you can drop the wew lad, we know your names aaron/eren.
good stuff though opie keep it up.
>>25428441
Eren is a weird name for a Chad anyways, you GODDMNA NROMEIE,!!!!!!
reeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25428481
Damn, I've been had
>>25428486
I do wwii reenactments out in the woods as german Heer. does that make me less chad/normie? pic related, is me.
you want moar, here are moar
>>25428537
Alright let's be real with each other. You're a str8 normie famm. You may not be Chad yet, but you're getting there tbqhwyf.
>>25428308
sex was amazing. She was into a little bit of bondage, a lot of dirty talk, and she did 90% of the work. She def had a lot of daddy issues.
>>25428597
pls no m8, I'm not normie scum I promise.
>>25428410
thanks for the story brev
i know she sounds poisonous, but i still talk to poisonous exes sometimes. maybe you can catch up with her every six months or so.
it's nice to talk to someone who has a chaotic inner world. they have diverse personalities which makes for a good holistic perspective in my experience.
>>25428641
yeah, maybe true in other cases but im leaving this to die
if you boys keep this up a bit, im trying to find cleavage pics
she has textbook borderline personality disorder. she literally does, I'm not saying that as a meme
it's kind of sad really
>>25428686
it is dude, and i straight lived with it. It leeches on you. I found myself getting sucked into her world of self hate and depression. I tried to help for a couple months, but her episodes just got to be too much.
here she is holding my Sousa
>>25428099
>>25428569
Damn lad she's totally my type. You've got good taste
Are all girls like that nutso? My desire for a relationship is pretty low but I just want a comfy one with a weeb girl. Nothing crazy
Am I asking for too much lad? Also where would I go about finding a weeb girl? I doubt the anime club on my campus is a good start
>>25428861
Shallom sir. No, def not all are like her, she was a special kind of crazy, but i would say most are high input. They require a lot of reasurance and constant attention. If you can handle being on boyfriend duty 100% of the day, then you're golden. I met her through marching band, that is where all my girlfriends have been from. Go to a marching band practice or sign up as an auxiliary (marching bands never have enough extra help). There are a lot of sweet and kind girls in band
>>25428932
geek alert lmoa
>>25428952
tru senpai, all my life
>>25428932
Damn son. I was in drumline for 3 years in high school; tenors baby. The girls on the line were cool but I was kinda autismo and had a sorta crazy gf at the time so I couldn't really take advantage. The ones in the band were cool too but they were really needy but a little crazy too
Not even sure if my school has a marching band but I at least have experience if it does
Any other advice? I'm really asocial and I look intimidating but I was never short on female attention so I know that I'm at least average looking or better. I'm just not very good at connecting with people anymore. I've only got my two friends from middle school left
>>25428861
>>25428569
Ashley, tell me about your relationship with sam hyde
>>25429032
yeah mang, apparently I look intimidating i guess. Im a big guy (4u) with a boss beard. I was low brass captain for 3 years, now the Sousa captain in my freshy year of Uni. Honestly I am too m8. I constantly get caught staring at cute chicks, and they look scared afterwards. Im that guy. If it is band chicks, or ners chicks in general, they def go for the sweet and meaningful guy. be nice, introduce yourself. Most nerdy chicks wear stuff that they're into. If you notice a chick is into something you are, try to make a connection through that. I guess I'm a 6-7/10, nothing special. Just dress nice (like you care how you look), bath regularly, wear deodorant, and be kind. Work on speaking to people you dont know or dont know that well (do it in person, not over the web)
>>25426554
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU GOD DAMN NORMALFAG
>>25429174
k m80, danks for the goodwill
this will have to do for now
>you are in no position to ask me favors
>i don't give second chances
alpha as fuck, OP.
>>25429292
When you are sick of people's shit, you get much braver
>>25429121
Yeah, I should try to be more social but I've just got a lot of stuff going on that makes it hard to put the effort in. It's probably the only thing that's holding me back at this point. Everyone thinks I'm cold because they don't see me talking to anybody else
I'm already an aspiring /fit/fag and I've been lurking /fa/ for inspo for years. I just need some income to put everything together since school sucks all my money up
Maybe this year will be better. Godspeed to you lad. Nice uniform btw
>>25429235
Nice
>>25429195
THIS IS MY HOUSE
YOU DON'T COME INTO MY HOUSE AND BE CHAD
THE INTERNET IS MY HOME
YOU STAY OUTSIDE
FUCKER
>>25429318
danks. I am also poorfag, as all my money goes to buying expensive as fuck original german gear. dont let money be an excuse. dont let anything be an excuse. If you're constantly busy, that makes it easy, people respect people who fill their lives with goals and reach their expectations. Just go about it a more social and friendly way. Smile. Offer to help ALL THE TIME. even when it isnt necessary, it shows you care. be nice. ask people how they are today, what have they been up, done anything fun recently. If they havent had fun recently offer to do something fun together and then actually do it. the easiest way to be social with good decent people is to simply be kind and show you care. Not the creepy kind and caring like a lot of fedora tippers, but i think you know what i mean. Smiling is super important
>>25429378
I'm not a chad m8, at least I'm not trying to be. I love this board a lot and I come here too. Don't push people away, I'm not destroying anything, nor have i for the 2 years ive been here
Keep this thread going for cleavage pics pls.
>>25429378
But I'm guessing this is just b8.
>>25429418
Im still digging through messenger. I know she sent a lot when we were first together, plus wearing short shorts
I FOUND EM BOYS. I made a dangerous move and unblocked her. Hopefully she isnt insane and doesnt check everyday. i can now view the pics she sent me. hold on for pics
>>25427592
shame she's actually not bad looking
1 of like 6 i think?
>>25427972
>she had no motivation
fuck off normie
here is second one
>>25429508
if she finds out just tell her you were sharing her pictures on a bhutanese finger painting forum
>>25429562
huehueheuhueheuheueh
>>25429567
mein gott, will do.
one of the better one that i like. this and the last one i posted. moar on the way
>>25429574
>motivation
"motivation" means willingness to be a wageslave
get out of here normie
go show your boss how "motivated" you are by producing profits for him with your sweat/blood
>>25429619
haha, I work on farm and get half cut meaning i get half of whatever Farmer John and I produce. I am essentially a glorified indentured servant. and motivation was her motivation to live life, not work m8. she really wanted to die, or atleast she said she did. Im fairly certain she did it for the attention, the cutting and biting.
>>25429644
>I am essentially a glorified indentured servant
at least you don't lie to yourself
>>25426554
I just read through the messages and Wew Lad, what a situation.
She's quite messed up in the head. Stay well away; she probably has psychotic tendencies.
She's the type of person who thinks she can get her way through drama and sympathy.
I'm going to have to agree with the other anons about your responses. You've been responding way too much. You should've just simply ignored her.
Congratulations for being an alpha :-)
You're quite the normie but from the fact that you're posting this here, I acknowledge you're a robot at heart. /r9k/ needs more entertaining oc posters like you
She wears cute black square-rim glasses too. They make her look even sexier
>>25429671
love you m8, im glad someone accepts me. I should have just ignored her, very true, but i saw her daily in person and she harassed me there too, so i thought that if i replied and got it over with she would go away. r9k has always been my favourite board. Was considering coming back on tomorrow and doing a strictly greentext based thread, just talking about different things that happened with us.
>>25429667
Yes Sir
second to last photo, one more on the way (had to beef this up because fuck getting muted)
>>25428626
You didn't lose lose your viginty out of desperation to hooker. You are no robot normie scum
ok this is the last one that has anything good Boys. Will still keep talking and answering questions as long as this thread stays alive. And I might be a normie, but I love you robots. Us robots. You guys have always been here for the good and the bad times in my life. luv u BB's.
![full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z9rFvsX.jpg "full[1].jpg")
>>25429411
>>25429422
HURR DURR IM NOT CHAD I TOTALLY HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND COME AND POST IN THE /R9K/ RATEYOURFACE THREADS EVERY DAY
YOU'RE DONE
before thread dies, this is the most bad ass pic i have of me from events.
>>25429780
mfw that's me from middle school. And my fat cat Poohbear
>>25429757
>The way you talk
W-was this whole thread bait...?
Also, if you're a normie, you should go to
>>>>>>>>>/b/
This board is designated for robots, and we don't want that disturbed security
>>25429780
mfw this fucker knows me. time to figure out who, haha
>>25429809
uwot, how do i talk that makes this b8. and pls no, I dont want to go to /b/.
>>25429817
>haha
Can you fucking stop talking like that
You're cancer, trying to infuriate robots like this
What a hell of a bait thread
>>25429837
kkk thx
![OK2555P[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cSUbDK9.jpg "OK2555P[1].jpg")
>>25429809
It may be bait
It may be a legitimate redditor thinking he's welcome here
>>25429896
oh you goy, I've been had.
NORMIES GET OUT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
welp, time to delete thread, gg
>>25426554
Is her name Alicia?
Somebody's mother needs better OPSEC
I promised myself I wouldn't drink tonight but this chad fag has made me so mad
YOU HAVE THE REAL WORLD
ALL I HAVE IS INTERNET
STAY OFF IT
This place is officially reddit now
Kill yourself op you chad fuck
>>25430166
YOU can fight it
>>25427592
>>25428569
>>25429235
The earrings
>dyed hair
biggest red flag in the world OP. i steer several miles clear of girls who dye their hair.
>>25429121
I have an authentic Model 24 grenade.
>>25430418
>>25430205
>>25430159
>>25430093
based
bloxbloxbloxbloxblo
>>25429938
this happens every single time, how did you not know this was going to happen
it's too late
>>25430604
He won't accept my friend request on facebook. maybe it's broken
You can try though!
Aaron
aaron.white.9235199
[email protected]
Sarah
thegallaghergirl
Mother
yukikabuki
>>25430604
We must protect our board and provide a future for robots
op just got anally annihilated in his own thread, this is what happens when you break the heart of a qt bpd gril and come to /r9k/ to gloat
GET OUT NORMIE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no girl will ever love me this much
>>25430718
you know what you must do
>>25430691
B
lo
x
This is why I don't post in steam threads anymore man. Being doxxed sounds awful. Someone posted some of my other online profiles here and I couldn't sleep right for a week I was so paranoid. Jesus fucking christ OP, good luck.
>>25427770
NORMIES CHAD MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>25430159
nigga looks like me except im an ugly mutant fuck and we look completely different
fuckin chad
>>25430745
I run a bot that does statistical analysis on anonymous posts in order to link posts together that are from the same person
I think I know who you are :^)
sleep tight
>>25430783
who am i anon?
What?
That's a Purdue CAPS card. Your girlfriend attends Purdue. You attend Purdue. Makers all, amirite?
To be fair, my ex also hurt me bad and we met as students at Purdue as well.
>>25430783
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight anon, who am I?
NORMIE NORMIE IN MY WAY
YOU HAVE MET YOUR DOOM TODAY
>>25430691
Someone just screenshot the thread and and it to the chick. That'll piss her off and get some fires burning. If do it myself but I'm mobile at present.
Then the crazy people do all the work for you.
>>25430745
You won't be doxxed unless you have a normiebook.You better not have a normiebook.
>>25428274
>>25430800
OH MY GOD! It is Purdue! It really is! She must have lived by the DQ, Arbies, and other MISC shit in that tiny strip mall off the main road parallel to campus!
>chad fuckhead makes a post about complaining a girl wants to be with him
>on r9k
>meanwhile, the remaining users of r9k are too socially retarded to even leave the house and every day is a lonely, agonizing experience
What the fuck happened, robots?
>>25430849
im on mobile too else id do it
>>25429786
Oh my god my asian pussy wants this dick so so bad.
>>25430855
DEATH TO NORMIES, DEATH TO CHAD
BETA UPRISING IS NOW
>>25430691
>>25430852
My dad made me one ages ago, like, when I was a pre-teen. I make it a goal not to have one with to much info on it, but it's out there somewhere.
OP nobody gives a fuck about your batshit insane girl friend's blog. Shut the fuck up.
Is someone gonna send pizzas to OPs house or what?
>>25430903
same, keep getting pressured by parents to make a new one but i dont want them to feel like theyve failed as parents when they see that ill only have 9 friends all of which will be family
that hambeast kekkeroni
not bad, op, not bad
>>25431254
>Nose piercing
>wacky hair color
>goofy shirt
Run. I'm not being a dick, I'm giving you the best advice you've ever had from a Laotian Salamander swap-meet forum. Run and NEVER. LOOK. BACK.
>>25431332
WANT TO RUN
CAN'T RUN
TRAPPED ME UP INSIDE
>>25431642
INTO PIECES
IS MY FINAL SHOT
OR SOMETHING
CUT
