Fembots. This one piece of advice will guide you through life.
Not even meme'ing.
>"If I did this, would it make my dad ashamed of me?"
Always ask that question whenever you're about to do something important, especially with a guy.
Just some friendly 2016 advice.
my post should be the last post of this shitty thread
Fembots
don't
exist
You realize most fembots don't have dads right?
>>25421333
I do but he raped me for most of my childhood so I don't care what he thinks
Why is that?
To be approved by robots?
>>25421421
Take my virginity damaged fembot
>>25421421
Then think of another man in your life, a family member who wasn't like that, or a good man you knew like a teacher at school.
Girls need to regulate their behavior better these days. For their own sake. You're just going to wind up being exploited otherwise.
You're on a roll tonight, athens
>>25421444
Sorry but I like girls
>>25421434
Why?
See:
>>25421460
It's for your own sake, silly girl, not ours. Have self-respect, don't sleep around, don't allow men to take advantage of you (as an older guy let me tell you we abso-fucking-lutely do do this in our younger years, or at least attempt to do it and aren't averse to pretending to be in love with a girl for sex).
>>25421480
You can still take it ;^)
>>25421421
That's pretty much not having a dad.
>>25421463
Does your dad hate Caucasians? I don't mean White people, I mean people from those ex Soviet countries.
senpai if I had a dad I probably wouldn't be here right now.
>>25421534
No. My dad is only mildly racist towards black people.
>>25421502
>implying women aren't into casual sex
Why do you think it's hard to find a "qt virgin gf" nowadays?
Women enjoy sex as much as men.
>tfw no lewd fembot to give nudes despite her dad raising her to be prim and proper
>>25421563
What if you got blacked by Obama. Would your dad be ashamed or would he be cool with it?
>>25421581
I explained this in a previous thread but women enjoying sex and women being more averse to casual sex (as a general trend, not in totality) are not mutually exclusive.
Women are indeed much filthier in the mind than men a lot of the time, erotica is proof of that, but there's a certain level of mutual trust you need to reach with a woman before she lets you into that part of her existence, figuratively and otherwise.
>>25421553
Then get the fuck off /r9k/. Place isn't good for your mental health.
>>25421463
Just supply meeting demand.
that means I could never pee in the shower again, and that is out of the question.
>>25421480
what about traps?
>>25421515
no i can't, my pussy would be absolutely bone dry
sorry anon
>>25421631
no her, but when Obama was sworn into office my dad said he was disappointed in this country because he thought someone would assassinate him before his inauguration.
>>25421655
You could always use your mouth and pretend it's a dildo
>>25421680
i don't use dildos
phallic shapes haunt my nightmares
please stop triggering anon
>>25421705
Sorry femanon
Hope you have a nice life despite what your dad did
>>25421645
Athens, are a woman?
If not, who are you to claim how women behave when it comes to sex?
Hahahaha, OP dont tell me you are a virgin. I mean, you like girls right?
Remember girls, youre women.
>>25421721
I will identify as a woman for the duration of the debate, if that's what it takes.
>If not, who are you to claim how women behave when it comes to sex?
Well, I've fugged a few who were just as crazy as me for the most part.
>>25421717
you too anon
i hope you find a non-damaged girl who likes you to have sex with
it's statistically likely that you will, you know
>>25421662
>Disappointed someone doesn't do it
>Doesn't do it himself
>>25421748
Sorry, Athens. I'm a radical feminist and I don't believe in tumblr nonsense about gender.
And? Just because you fucked some obsessive chicks does not mean women don't enjoy casual sex.
>>25421784
>And? Just because you fucked some obsessive chicks does not mean women don't enjoy casual sex.
You can't speak for all women. Most women feel an emotional connection, usually a relationship, is a pre-requisite for sex. Don't fool yourself.
>>25421829
I'm not speaking for all women.
I'm merely saying it's bullshit for you to claim that you do.
>>25421843
>I'm merely saying it's bullshit for you to claim that you do.
I said "most".
>>25421887
Even saying most is a stretch.
>>25421310
>tfw when my dad raped me again
is 2016 going to be year of /r9k/'s revival? Maybe Derrida will come back next!implying I'm not Derrida
>>25421908
It's not at all. There are women who do it, but they're never fully satisfied and things catch up with them in their late 20s usually (take it from someone in this age bracket) when they realize how hollow that all is.
Women (generally) like all the usual shit that we used to associate with them before we had to start pretending the sexes were exactly the same apart from cosmetic differences: Being tender, being loved, little kids, little animals, having a man to support them (not necessarily financially, more mentally and emotionally), the idea of sharing their life with someone etc.
That's who women are.
>>25421967
Be honest, would you hit it?
>>25421996
Are you implying these are strange traits that only frequent the female gender?
Yes, women tend to "settle down" but that's more of a biological urging than anything else.
>>25422019
No.
I wouldn't even hit it for the possibility of blackmailing him for money. I just don't have it in me to fuck a man who I'm not romantically involved with.
>>25422045
>you implying these are strange traits that only frequent the female gender?
No.
>>25422059
So why do you argue as though that was the case?
This doesn't work if everything you did was wrong for your father
Regards visitor from another board who experienced this with his mother
>>25422058
puffy vagoo
pat pat
>>25422081
That's a strawman, I never did argue that.
It's merely that those traits are vastly more likely to predominate among women.
The real question is why you dislike the idea when it is those things that make women delightful in the first place.
>>25422144
Off limits, anon.
>>25422175
But you did. This entire argument stems from the fact that you think women should act prim and proper because of how you believe their nature is.
>Why do you dislike the idea?
>>25422175
Because it's a gruesome stereotype.
It sounds pleasant in theory, but who wants to be chained down to the societal concept that you need to be cute and gentle?
I would think a board populated by men who resent the idea of being alpha would understand this.
That doesn't works for me, my dad already knows how shameless I am
>recommended him ecchi anime
>captured my packets of exhentai while I was browsing
>knows I like yuri
>has read what I post in here
Fuck, at this point sleeping with twenty niggers would make him proud rather than ashamed.
>>25422310
Can you sleep with me?
>>25422257
I never said they should act "prim and proper". They can act however they want, I'm merely explaining that most women prefer the idea of emotions before sex.
>I would think a board populated by men who resent the idea of being alpha would understand this.
I don't resent not being number 1, I'm fine with it. Trying to fit square pegs into round holes (denying biology) isn't really my thing anyway. Women are cute and that's that.
>>25422323
Only if you're a cute Japanese girl.
>>25422338
Yes. And that's bullshit. You're just pulling ideas of out of your ass.
>(denying biology) isn't really my thing anyway
This isn't going to be a productive conversation so long as you think stereotypes=biology.
>>25422352
>tfw going to remain a virgin
Fug
>>25422493
Why is that a bad thing? I think it's better for permavirgins to remain virgins (that is not paying for sex, etc.) since I have read from normies that once you have sex you will crave it more, and as someone who can't normally get sex it will be difficult to keep it up.
>>25422474
Cba to have this conversation if you're just going to deny the plain and simple fact men and women are different.
>>25422493
Be my cute virgin gf who I can cuddle and read yuri hentai with. No nigger stuff though.
>>25422541
But... I don't want to be a permavirgin
>>25422549
I'm a guy nigger
>>25422541
this fucking normies are enslave to the pussy like their is no tomorrow. It is better if you have no sex drive because no women can use it against you to control you or manipulate you.
>>25422549
I guess that was aimed at me >>25422310
But the only people I would fuck are cute Japanese girls, and even then I'm hesitant since it could not be what I was expecting and all that. I can live without sex, I'm grateful I do not have the sex drive men have and don't actually see myself having sex with someone ever, it's just a really fucking alien feeling that of sex, but that's good because when I fail at life I can still become a nun and be disappointed the life at the convent is not like in my Catholic Class S pseudo-lilium candidum East Asian homoerotic illustrated novels.
>>25422565
>But... I don't want to be a permavirgin
I don't know what else to tell you then.
>>25422744
I can relate, lolis make everything else seem like shit. I'd still like a qt girl to hang out and cuddle with though.
>>25422987
Don't you think cuddles are awkward, though? Especially when cuddling some stranger, I think I wouldn't be able to stand it.
Duh anon, I ask myself this question anyway. "What would my parents think of me doing this?" etc.
It's good for men too, honestly.
>>25423134
I don't think it's awkward, but I definitely wouldn't cuddle a strager. I would only cuddle a gf.
>>25423273
Cuddles are suffocating, hot, uncomfortable and awkward, I don't see the appeal at all.
>nickmac
Pic related.
>>25422204
but it's so puffy
>>25421310
>listen to what men say
>follow a mans advice
>would a man approve of this?
