>"Morning, anon..."
>"I love watching you sleep."
>"I love watching you sleep too"
>"But I have to wake up now..."
I love the smell of your morning farts anon. I was just under the covers wofting in your alcohol gas.
>>25098998
I am actually know this feel. 20 years old virgin but 6 month ago have first girlfriend. First step was by her , in relationship time (6 months) I was extremely beta retard. We never had sex but at least she sucked my dick , I eat her pussy. We sleep together and really she said this word to me. She break with me later , she said I don't understand rules of relationship and etc. Still since summer I have depression. I am poor student living single in dorm, very boring , don't drink alcohol , night clubs is shit for me and etc. Sorry for bad English , I am from Slav country.
I aint even know who u are bitch, dis creepy AF.
>>25099026
oh jesus the feels
>>25099026
textlesspostblablabla
>>25099093
>I am from Slav country
JUST
GET OUT YOU FUCKING WHORE ARGHHHHHHHH
>>25098998
>a-are you mad that i woke up? no no you're mad! it's ok i'll go back to sleep............ ughhh too nervous to go back to sleep!! oh god you're gonna hate me oh god you're gonna hate me oh god you're gonna hate me. (start hitting self in head) go to sleep you dumb faggot! go to sleep!
>yeah i'm gonna go...
Ridin dat feelcoaster
>>25100070
that movie is feels on wheels
>WTF!?
>Pull Colt from under pillow
>6 bullets
>More than enough to kill anything that moves
>>25099080
Fuck this shit.
I fart all night in my sleep, then fart a lot when I wake up.
No girl would ever stay with me
>>25098998
>I'll take "things I'll never hear" for 500
>ywn get up earlier than your daughter to wake her
>ywn hear your daughter say "5 minutes"
>ywn caress your sleeping daughter's hair
>ywn whisper her that it's already 7:56 AM
>ywn see the reaction of your daughter while she falls from the bed
>ywn tell her it was a joke and hug her tightly
>ywn get yelled by your daughter for scaring her
Why even live?
>tfw this has happened to me
>tfw cuddling with her and sleeping in each other's arms all night
>tfw wake
>tfw keep on cuddling and kissing and spooning for hours more
>>25099093
>I am from Slav country.
I didn't even need to see that, halfway through your post the voice in my head turned russian
>>25098998
>now you're too tired to move
>let me tell you
>about the Jews
>>25098998
homosexual roleplay guy is back
>>25103095
>did you know that
>jet fuel
>can't melt steel beams?
>>25098998
>girl in pic is infatuated with you
>she is also batshit insane
wat do?
>>25101724
dude I'm only 18 dont give me these feelsand white :^)
