Lets see how robots will look when apocalypse comes
innawoods dot net
>>25416850
You can't fit a fire axe and a fuel canister in a utility vest m8
Northern MN here family.
>>25416850
It's not original but don't fix what ain't broke. My guy's gonna be a bit overencumbered but once he's settled in somewhere he's set.
>>25416946
you can the utility vest comes with 4 slots, the fireaxe takes only 2 slots and the fuel canister takes another 1 slot.
2+1 is only 3 so OP even had room to add a makeshift flamethrower into the last spot since the makeshift flamethrower only uses 1 slot and the utility vest still had 1 slot remaining after adding the 2 slot fireaxe and the 1 slot fuel canister?
This looks really... appealing desu senpai, does anyone know of a vidya game like this??
>>25416850
this is my loadout
>>25418071
Kill yourself Gestapo nazi faggot!
>>25418071
You'll be the first robot to die.
>>25418085
You first bbg :3
>>25418085
der untermensch detected
>>25418109
WIR MUSSEN DIE GESTAPO UND DIE NAZI AUSROTTEN!
Ready for the memepocalypse
>>25416850
I don't own any of that shit so I went for a more realistic approach.
Who /hatetheworld/ here
>>25416850
I have all of this ready to go
>>25416850
yall cunts wont see me until my bullet is thru ur head
>>25416850
>Playing dress up doll simulators
>As a man
I seriously
>>25418426
>No spare mags
>all these gunfags
You're in a survival situation and you want something that makes a fuckload of noise and which you have a finite supply of ammo for.
>>25418447
>doing fun things despite some people thinking its stupid
>2015+1
Best I got.
>>25417806
m8 are you fucking stupid
do you know how big a fucking axe is m8
the pockets on that vest are like 3 inches square m8
fucking hell m8 aint u ever gased a car b4
m8 you gonna strap 40lbs of gasoline to your chest how it gonna stay up m8
please m8
a gallon of gas is like 7 pounds or some shit m8
im gonna shoot you and make you explode into a toasty m8 m8
>>25418532
bitch please i dont need any extra ammo i will scanvange from yr dead body and take the ammo and use it
keep it lite and fast i wil retrive my bullet from yr skull and reuse it
>>25418193
that wasnt even clever
>>25418071
m8 u aint got no bullets m8
>>25418694
>retrieve my bullet from yr skull and reuse it
Fit min, fit?
>>25417802
u gon get sniped smoking dem fags m8
>>25418447
thank you anon, i was thinking this was really gay and hoping someone agreed
>>25418305
you could use the guitar wire to choke someone out m8
>>25418397
m8 you dont understand the physics of vests either
>>25418426
m8 u dont even have a scope what are you doing m8
>>25418539
m8 you only have 4 shots your crossbow is stupid m8
get a .22 and enjoy unlimited ammo m8
>>25418628
you need better clothes m8
embrace the sticks and twigs in the forest m8
>dumbasses with rifles
ok pal, good idea in principle, but you got it wrong
you gotta go with a silenced smg with subsonic rounds
>inb4 stoppin powa
shot placement
for your daily carry in a situation where you can be ambushed at any time by people who want to kill you, you better have something fast and wieldy with fast follow up shots
Also don't forget weight
>>25418835
what i really plan to do is drink all the booze, eat all the pickled stuff, smoke all the cigarettes, then lie in the snow till i freeze.
im too valuable as a sex commodity in a world entrenched in war.
saving myself from being raped and drugged desu m8
Tried to be as realistic as possible
Brit lad here
Bring it family tbqh
>>25418917
nobody ambushes me m8
spider holes m8
>>25419070
how are you gonna shit without any food m8
>>25418957
whered you get that fucking armor plating m8
whyd you take that and not a gun m8
if you ran at me with an axe m8 id start shooting at your legs and make my way up
your legs aint got no body armor m8
everything I've actually got so far
>>25419371
are you a wizard m8
how the fuck are you holding that axe up m8
>>25418864
>needing more than 4 shots
>not understanding that you can reuse those 4 arrows over and over
>can make new arrows using wood, feathers and sharp bits of metal or even stone that I find inna woods
>can use it to hunt animals
>can engage targets without alerting everyone within 2 miles that I'm in the area.
>simple weapon that can be repaired with simple tools and materials
Guns are a cuck's weapon.
>>25419481
ghost hands.
I'm a trans-ghost, it's taking a little while to go full phantom tho
>>25418539
>they call me Mr. T
i just want to be ready
Allahu ackbar brothers
Just wanna be badass
>>25416850
i ready
thistbhbloxxx
asdasda
>>25419922
there are no good card games that can be played alone.
prove me wrong faggot
I have a decent amount of stuff ready. Just need the fn
Into the zone...
>>25420360
Damn, i fucked the pic up. ahh well. its just a frying pan and cooking shit
>>25420403
and no image was found that day
5 thousand hours
Soon as shit goes down I'm hauling ass up north from new jersey where there's less crazy gun nuts
>>25419922
my nigga how are you gonna carry 2 water canisters in a messenger bag
>>25419119
he eats the vodka bottles, obviously.
the thread rises
>>25420738
>He thinks he'll be safe up north.
Anon, we have even more crazy gun nuts up north, well, at least once you get north of Mass that is...
miserable believing allied awesome psycho cast
This'll be my setup, will probably end up someones bitch medic, or i'll probably end up getting killed and looted for my shit.
This'll be the outcome of many realistically speaking.
>roads which would get easily traffic jammed bumper to bumper in the event of an apocalypse where everyone is trying to get out
>no guns/weapons in australia
>no bugout bag, no idea what you'd even need
>no survival skills to speak of
fug id die in days
literally what i have in my house rn
When the world plunges into chaos, I'll be there for you.
>>25422498
>another crossbow fag
Why dont you guys realise if you shoot at someone and you miss and they have a gun, you have a pretty good chance of dying before you can load another bolt and cock it.
>everyone disregarding weight.
Like your fatasses will be able to take more than 3 steps with 50+kg of gear strapped to you.
>>25422597
Good point.
How about a handgun for firefights, and the crossbow for stealth attacks?
The crossbow is silent and deadly, but lacks in reloading speed.
The gun is deadly and reloads quickly, but loud.
>>25422597
>cock
teehee
everyone is forgetting the most important tool
why go in an apocalypse without a guitar
what kind of apoc is this?
zombie or govt collapse?
>>25422498
I updated it.
I may be over encumbered, but I'm thinking of driving around the wastes, fighting bandits, and helping my fellow robots.
>>25422299
>>25422631
Precisely why muh survival gear is the most realistic.
>Bag is full of medicine for trading and ending up some /k/ guys slave
>Hair Spray + Lighter for burning people who come at you funny
>Swiss Army Knife for shanking people and other assorted purposes
>Night Vision goggles from Walmart to steal other peoples food
>Toilet Paper to wipe my ass with unlike most of you dumbasses
>Smart phones for muh music/ Trading with some faggot that thinks it'll be useful
>Ductape and Glue because why not
>Weighs less than 20 lbs. so the vast majority of people can carry with ease.
>>25423053
why an axe and a machete?
Isnt one melee tool enough
>>25423053
You forgot the toilet paper, you ain't going to be saving anyone with your shitcaked irritated asshole.
>>25422597
>missing
What is it like to be such a scrub?
>>25423211
I'll use the axe to chop up wood, and the machete for melee combat.
>>25416850
this is what i wish i looked like going into an apocalypse
>>25422597
>Why dont you guys realise if you shoot at someone and you miss and they have a gun, you have a pretty good chance of dying before you can load another bolt and cock it.
Ideally I'd have a bow, but its not an option on innawoods
I hope this is realistic enough
>>25416850
You can tag along if you like, but this is a journey for men, not boys, we go at my pace. Fall behind, get left behind.
>>25423791
>7 mags of ammo
a bit overkill considering you can just load one up and keep another just in case you loose it
everything else is pretty good except for the body armor because its deadweight if you are traveling around alot
>>25423908
oh shit good point
mine
Only 11kgs
Hey, you guys!
What's going on here?
>>25424879
You should have a gun to protect yourself from bandits and wildlife.
>no bog roll
GET OUT NORMIES
>>25424299
>I guess it's eating cigarettes again tonight
I think I have a problem....
>>25425004
I'm in the city, man; what's going on?
I've got this.
>>25426044
Aw, shit.. you're unarmed.
>>25426044
>hear wailing in the distance
>faggot with no arms beating up people with his feet
>smells like piss
>malnourished
>dehydrated
>still kicking
>>25425462
Not enough of a problem.
Honestly I think this is the best options possible. Play it lone wolf and scavenge for (in order of importance) :
>Water
>Food
>Ammo
>Shelter
Don't think anybody would fuck with a guy in a suit.
>trying to wear body armor innawoods
>carrying weapons with 12 attachments
>>25416850
pls no shoot
>>25427591
what's the reasoning with having a toolbox in your backpack ? Seems pretty useless and heavy,
I'll sure as hell be ready
>>25427931
You must be an engineer.
>>25418917
The problem with fully automatic weapons is that you will burn through ammo quickly.
Rate mine please.
I designed it to be an expert at avoiding the robot.
>>25429162
fucking gone dammit shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Who /normalfag exterminator/ here?
>>25429261
>wrong ammo caliber for rifle
Other than that and the weight... or the fact that binoculars seem pretty useless if you have a scoped rifle, nice.
>>25416850
If I can pick whatever I want. assuming.
>all that ammo
You can never have too much ammo
>no food
Humans can go months without eating, I'll worry about food later
only used things i actually own
GOOD HUNTING STALKER
>>25418071
>no ammo
bring it on faggots
I ain't got shit, phams
Household items only, i used to have a hatchet but now i can't find it.
Hey guys what is this game?
>>25416850
>nugget with scout scope
enjoy your hour of angle accuracy fammo
This is full wandering mode. Probably will die pretty quick if I couldn't find food or water after a few days.
>>25431104
ooop muteddd
I got rocket launches that launch rocket knives.
>2 spare just in case
>>25431136
my water bottle protects me from death
i think i'll survive, you?
realistic setup with just above 12kg.
>>25431874
This is a realistic setup for me as a European NEET.
If something where to happen to my glasses I would be thorougly FUCKED as I'm virtually blind without them too.
Maybe my myopia would correct itself given enough time though I don't know.
>>25416850
we all know that im superior
Is it save out yet?
>>25432228
wut da fuck are u doing m8
u a mage
you cant use guns and knives m8
what does innawoods mean?
>>25432310
its an old /k/ dayz mod meme
basically live innawoods killin doodz eatin beans drinkin blood
I think this thing was going to be an actual game but it got scrapped and the assets made into a little flash game
>>25432348
wow, that sounds adventurous. I'm vegan though, so I can't drink blood. can I be innawoods?
>>25432305
i know the ancient art of the "handsfree fedora tip"
>>25432367
Probably not.
Theres no room for faggotry innawoods.
Youd probably get raped by pig monkey men innawoods.
Once we rebuild society you could always be the bitch we leave back at camp to water the strawberries and sew things.
rate my load
Apocalypse? More like time for Communist revolution, comrade.
you fags are all gon die
i'll probably die pretty quickly
fite me scrubs
>>25416850
fite me
That's the most likely equipment I would have. Not the equipment I would want the most, but one I would probably end up with.
>Implying you could get anything better than crossbow, or maybe a glock during the apocalypse madness.
>Implying you wouldn't ran out of those little bullets you have during the apocalypse madness in maybe one week. (Like you would be careful as fuck in the middle of the city so you wouldn't waste any ammo)
>Implying you would choose a skinny camo suit over a cosy, warm coat.
>Implying you would have any sort of the high-quality military equipment.
>Implying you would have an assault rifle and big amount of ammunition if you don't live in America or have some interest in guns.
>Implying most of the people out there have hunting rifles, and even if they don't, most of them could easily have one, even during the apocalypse.
>Implying you would have better things than molotov cocktails or home-made flashbangs.
>>25432611
how do you plan on cooking that rice an dlighting those fags?
r8 me phams, this game has too much slavshit, they need more American guns
>>25433368
posted the wrong one mb
>>25432795
you mean becaus eyou have no lighter to get that stove going?
This thread makes me want to play Jagged Alliance 2 (w/ 1.13 ofc).
>>25433376
>Wallet
>Claymore
>M67 Frag Granades
>Compass
>Watch
>Cigarettes and a Hip flask
>Two pistols
>No multitool or any kind of knife
If not for those you woud be ready to go.
Good food supplies and good outfit
I'm a brit, so this is really as good as it would get
>>25416850
I'M STILL IN A DREAM
>>25433397
nah, i just assumed that i'll have same set of skills that i have now.
>>25416850
Only loadout worth considering.
Pssh... tactical sniper reporting in.... kid...
>>25433671
Top tier in terms of possibilities actually
>>25416850
this is pretty good right?
original desu
>>25418071
So you're going to use that gun as a blunt object?
>>25433888
>cant reload
>>25433907
forgot pic
fuckcaptchas
>>25433351
Is there a lighter in this?
I didn't see it, if there's one i'd add that of course.
>>25418957
You can get a double barrelled shotgun in the UK with a licence m8
Is there a ideogame out there that offers such survival options wiht many guns, clothes, goods etc?
With no mutants or zombies or such shit but just with other humans and regular wildlife?
If you don't wear a gas mask you're a normie and need to get out
>>25433944
>when you see it
godfuckingdamnit
Probably something like this, I'm not sure what else I'd need.
>>25433944
are you a special kind of retarted?
fuck this filter seriously
>>25429514
>A human can go for more thanthree weekswithout food (Mahatma Gandhi survived21 daysof complete starvation)
>What are calories
>What does my body run on
Ill give u 20 dollars to commit suicide
>>25433587
compasses are useful tho
>>25433684
12/10 good one pham
iirc my weapon is really shitty and even on a squad level not that useful
>>25429514
>using clips over magazines
.45acp pistols>9mm pistols
>>25434569
10mm>.45
>>25434584
>10mm
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25434606
10mm is better in every way
Prove me wrong faggot
>>25434698
.45>9mm>10mm
/bread
>>25433298
>Implying you could get anything better than crossbow, or maybe a glock during the apocalypse madness.
I have a whole safe filled with guns
>Implying you wouldn't ran out of those little bullets you have during the apocalypse madness in maybe one week. (Like you would be careful as fuck in the middle of the city so you wouldn't waste any ammo)
I could easily take like 200 of them with me at all times and bury the rest in spider holes
http://www.shop.civilammo.com/1500-22LR-ROUNDS-DOOMSDAY-BUCKET-OF-ZOMBULLETS-HV-HP-36GRAIN-Civil-Ammo-Doomsday-Bucket.htm
>Implying you would choose a skinny camo suit over a cosy, warm coat.
I would wear or make camo on top of my clothes
its called dressing in layers
>Implying you would have any sort of the high-quality military equipment.
like what...nightvision? You mean the kind you can buy online easily?
>Implying you would have an assault rifle and big amount of ammunition if you don't live in America or have some interest in guns.
This is why you'll get eventually invaded and slaughtered.
>Implying most of the people out there have hunting rifles, and even if they don't, most of them could easily have one, even during the apocalypse.
This is true
>Implying you would have better things than molotov cocktails or home-made flashbangs.
ask the vietnamese how military equipment beats sharpened poop sticks
>>25433888
If any of those explosives gets hit you know youre going to die right?
>heavy as fuck flack jacket
>cant breathe cant see cod gas mask
>matches
>smoking as a sniper
>>25434464
Or you can use the shadow technique during the day, and the stars thechnique during the night.
It's useful if you don't have time during the journey, otherwise you can use these and don't worry about a thing.
Also if you have a magnetizer of some sort and a needle, which you should have in your medkit, you can easily make a compass.
Well, if it's a little smalle than the size of your palm then there's nothing wrong with that. Or a necklace version. That's even better.
If it's the size of your pocket then it's a bad thing.
Alright lads
https://youtu.be/OojE2uDscMo
did I overdo it..?
I don't own any guns so this is most likely what I would look like going into the apocalypse. Yeah, I know i'll die quick.
>>25434959
What you said isn't wrong, but it also isn't exactly right.
You may have whole safe filled with guns, but that's only you. I said it in the terms of being not ready for the "apocalypse" and taking the best supplies you could from home and city. If I would end up alive that would probably be my equipment.
The same with ammunition and nightvision. I don't think the internet would work during the start of the apocalypse for long enough to get my ammo package. I would need to know of the upcoming doomsday beforehand.
And yeah, it's bad that it's not legal to own a weapon here without a super special license.
So that's pretty much it.
Well, I guess it could work with the camo as dressing in layers. I haven't thought about that.
And as I said before having anything else than molotov cocktails and homemade flashbangs (if you know how to do it right) is pretty unlikely
thi sshould do for a day or two.
>>25435266
>I would need to know of the upcoming doomsday beforehand.
No you just need to stop being stupid
You can do all these things in advance and bug out at first notice and have a few days supplies maybe a backpack or two ready to go. Then a nearby supply point with more supplies and other supplies scattered throughout the countryside etc.
People go as far as building entire underground bunkers hidden in the forest and shit.
You should head as far away from civilization as possible during an emergency.
The city is a target for nukes, disease, bandits, zombies etc.
You should have bugout kits everywhere.
Your work, your car, next to your pc, at a friends house etc.
You need to approach it with a multi-headed approach where if one supply route etc gets cut off, you can take another or go for another.
You can make punji sticks with your bare hands.
Just grab a branch off a tree and yank on it and then take a shit and poke it with the stick and shove it in the ground somewhere.
rate me r9k
my comments on the other hand are original
I'd probably be long dead 2bh
This should be good enough.
>>25427379
>not having suppressor + bipod
>>25427834
gotta fix stuff mane
>>25419804
I have made it better.
Mid-survival
r8 m880s
who /canada/ here
>>25438033
too many shotgun shells, nice duct-tape tho
>>25416850
this is mine
I dont want to take too much
>>25438182
>I dont want to take too much
kinda good, what about the whistle though?
>>25418957
Where's your rape whistle Brit boy?
>>25435874
I was talking about the weapons and ammunition.
I need a license for that, and then I must buy it, and all of that that takes away time and money.
Also I won't go building bunkers and moving out of my place of living just because there might be an apocalypse. It could easily be tomorrow, and I won't do this just because there's a "possibility", Possibility of doomsday is literally every day, so fuck it
>>25438033
forgot to mention, its for urban survival, there arn't any woods around where i live
>>25418409
I like the double bipod on the m1a
>>25421603
Personally, I'd rather go up north and deal with slightly more intelligent gun nuts rather than the tards down south.
>>25438430
I like my rifles like I like my relationships.
being realistic here, this is all the stuff i have (thats a kitchen knife FBI, don't worry)
also i live in a country where only army and farmers have guns so no guns
I could scrape this together in 30 minutes
>>25416850
I have a standard Glock and compact one, thats why there are two.
>>25438632
>also i live in a country where only army and farmers have guns so no guns
can relate
>all the knives
>all the vodka
>the tea and kettle
>meto 2033 book/s
perfect
>>25426044
>a weapon to surpass a metal gear
blux
>>25439145
>>25438858
oh shit i forgot about food,toothpaste and drink and shit
>>25439324
haha, we could share I guess
comrades in arms afterall
>>25439324
also You just made me realise I'm a filthy peasnt for not picking any hygiene products..
at least I got my rags to wipe the sweat off
>>25416850
>implying i'd even bother doing this shit
i'm not that desperate to continue living, i'd just go find a tall building and jump off.
life w/o internet == not worth living
>IRL mode
>The gun has 1 bullet
>>25418957
Bin that knife!
guess i'll hop aboard the "trading medfaggotry for food and protection" bandwagon
>>25440029
fuck i forgot the image
blox
I have a Katana though..
Here is exactly what I have
