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who /5 foot 7 inches/ here? quite LITERALLY the worst height tbuuh
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who /5 foot 7 inches/ here?

quite LITERALLY the worst height tbuuh
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>>25408130

Love these threads. I notice there are lots of 5'6-5'7 men for some reason.
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>>25408130
It sucks.

Smaller and you can become a girl. Taller and you don't need to.
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>>25408130
I hope you're in high school.

Seriously caring about height past HS is cuck worthy.

Just lift, get a good looking body, get a good job so you get some Money.

Dress accordingly and ask a grill out on a date. Grills love dates. You don't have to be a 6'2 Alpha mofo to take a girl out on a comfy date past HS.
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>>25408229

Puke the blue pill out mate
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5"8 here

never been insecure about my height at all, never even thought about it until I hit university and suddenly realised that EVERY GUY is height conscious, tip toes on pictures if under 6"2 etc, weird as fuck

my housemate is 5"8 and he buys shoes with naturally high outter soles then packs the inner sole FULLY with in soles, legit wearing guy heels, makes him 4-5 inches taller
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>>25408130
5"3 here, stop bitching
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>>25408130
I'm 6'5" and drown in pussy.

Your chart is wrong.
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>>25408278

Surprise surprise anon, every girl was height conscious too.
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>>25408299
why would you go on the inter net and lie?
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>>25408278
I hope you ridicule him for his insecurity.
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>tfw only 5'13
I was so fucking close fuck everything
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>>25408307
Not lying senpai, just telling it as it is.
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>>25408310

na the way I see it, everyone has issues so I just leave it be because I'd hate people to rip on me for my issues

I.e im 21 with a recending hairline, I'm on finasteride to slow it down but im still inevitably going bald and I will be shaving my head at like 26, feels bat man, I hope I make it to 30 at least and or rich by then
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>short guys get no action in the straight world
>short gay guys can have sex literally whenever they want
Being gay is good whether you're short or tall
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>>25408338
Just curious, but is the receding hairline common in your family or exclusive to yourself?
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>>25408130
ITT: nerds convince themselves that their height is actually responsible for their lack of a girlfriend, or any sexual activity for that matter, rather than their shit personalities
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>>25408368
>shit personalities

So that's your excuse, then?
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>>25408359
common - dads side, mums side all have immaculate hair which makes me so jealous, my uncles who are all in their 60's have their juvenile hairlines, insanely thick

meanwhile on my dads side all my cousins were fully bald by 20, so in that respect im lucky to still have a not *so* obvious receding hairline at 21, its definitely there but I'm a fag that conceals it with good styling
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>>25408368
Fuck off Chad, you don't know me.
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>>25408368

This is literally in every single height thread. Go look at the stats then kill yourself.
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>>25408130
5'7" isn't the worst height. what if you were 1 inch tall? you'd be crushed, or eaten by animals! or what if you were a trillion feet tall? you would die from having your head outside the atmosphere, or if you bent over to breathe, you'd suck up all the earth's atmosphere, killing everyone including your parents (probably inhaling them) and then dying yourself when you couldn't take your second breath. count your 67 blessings, HOMO.
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>>25408376
I actually have a girlfriend

>>25408383
It's nothing but love brother
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>>25408382
wow that's harsh.

I wonder what happend to the gene pools of people like your dad to have them go fully bald before they're 20 years old.. more worrying that is cannot be undone by mixing in genetics from someone that has none of those issues.
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>>25408399
Some of the manlets would prefer a good death by crushing from what I've seen.
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>>25408130
>tfw 5'8" purgatory manlet
Hated by everyone here
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>>25408417
>I actually have a girlfriend

And yet you're here, with the people you're apparently better than. Think about how stupid that makes you look.
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>>25408384
Yeah, because you autistic fucks constantly need to be reminded of the fact that you are actually fucking yourselves over. The world doesn't owe you anything for existing
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>>25408447
yuh huh faggot the world owes me a cute girlfriend at the very least.
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>>25408130
Why do you create this same thread every single day, you autistic virgin retard?
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>>25408438
Yep, because I used to be just like most guys on here. I'm just trying to give you some tough love so you'll eventually end up asking yourselves the right questions
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>>25408447
It owes me at least a moment of peace
So fuck off normalfag
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>>25408458
it's very good effective bait
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>>25408130
I don't think this chart is /fit/ approved? Every faggot there knows that 6'2 and below is manlet material.
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>>25408457
Not sure if troll or autist.
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>>25408447
>The world doesn't owe you anything for existing

What the fuck does this even mean
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>>25408466
That was a good one, I like you
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>>25408458
>calling people autistic virgins on r9k of all places

Did somebody send out the normie signal or some shit?

>>25408463
You were never like anyone on here, except maybe the fucking normie scum infesting the place. It's pretty clear you're lonely and miserable in your own way whether you admit it or not. God, I fucking hate normies. I hate that I have to tell them I fucking hate them, too.
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>>25408471
Is that the source of clingy girlfriend face?
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>>25408418

sucks but the positive thing is face wise I'm probs like an 7.5/10 minimum, so when I go bald I SHOULD look alright if I get in shape (got a square jawline etc)

but maybe I have a lumpy shit head and then my lifes fucked, hair systems will be bought
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>>25408323
and we're supposed to believe you spend time on R9K?
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>>25408493
You're wrong. Maybe one day you will realize that it's possible to de-robotize yourself. The first step is to stop living in denial.
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>>25408497
that's laina (OAG) and her sister
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>>25408520

btfo mate, just leave
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>>25408520
Oh, is that right? You're saying I can turn into a fucking normie but still browse r9k giving absolute garbage advice to robots?

Of all the boards I've frequented, the intelligence of the average r9k poster is the lowest.
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>>25408493
Oh yes I was. I have had crippling anxiety issues from the age of 7 or 8 to 20, had a drug problem for a few years which isolated me from any form of social contact, I attempted to kill myself at the age of 14 believe it or not, and on top of that I've had infectious diseases which kept me from having sex with people when I got the opportunity to do so at the time.

I know what you guys feel like, and it makes me nostalgic to come back here and witness it from an outside perspective. You guys need to finally realize that shit like height, penis length, your "beta physique" DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. If a person really truly likes you, that person will stick with you no matter your dry skin or acne. It's all in your fucking heads faggots
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>>25408447
this post inspired me to invent world-Os, an oat breakfast cereal shaped like little earths. kellogg's is on board already. i'm going to pitch an idea for the commercial: a whiny manchild is crying to his mommy: "the world owes me a girlfriend! the world owes me sympathy! the world owes me a moment of peace, so fuck off normalfag!" and then his mommy says "here faggot, the world-Os you a a balanced breakfast." and then he eats it and he's happy and you can see up his shorts that he has a very tiny penis.
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>>25408520
This guy gets it, props to you buddy
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>>25408588
>they love me for who I am haha

you pathetic weak bitch

top kek mate
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>>25408588
>abloobloo

Kill yourself, faggot. There's really nothing you could respond with that I'd care to read now that I know you're a fucking normalfag shit. Not only do you ruin this board but you ruin 4chan and everywhere outside of 4chan. The fact that you exist makes the world a more terrible place to live.
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>>25408603
For the love of god, please make this real. I want to see that commercial
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>>25408629
Right. I'm the one sounding like a pathetic weak bitch right now
Whatever floats your boat man

>>25408645
Yep. You're in too deep. Have fun looking down the barrel of a gun one cold no-fap November night
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>>25408645
You should seek help, you're in your own tier.
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>>25408670
Oh, I'd never kill myself you shit eating filth. My anger keeps me alive and it'll keep me alive longer after you've hung yourself because you never really managed to leave this place.
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>>25408130
>Twitter frog

How about you go tweet about it?
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>>25408700
You just keep on projecting your own issues onto others man I hear that it's a really healthy behavior
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>>25408748
Says the guy who literally can't take his own advice, as proven by the fact that he's still here. Just give up. You're far too stupid to ever be able to insult me. You're a hypocrite and a moron.
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>>25408771
This is a fun place to go, you super-gay 'mo!
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>>25408130
5 foot 8/9 masterrace.

My girlfriend is 5 foot 4
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>>25408929
No.
Your girlfriend is a 5 foot whore.
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I'm 5'7

-Have had penetrative sex with 5 women
-many other sexually experiences including multiple threesomes
-am engaged now

I don't feel like my height has hurt me much. I'm sure I'd have fucked more girls if I was taller but in the end I feel like I did ok all things considered.

You guys are probably just hideously ugly or something.
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>>25408945
No.

My girlfriend is a virgin with an intact hymen
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>>25408966
No.

Your girlfriend has had splurge in her anus and vagin.
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>>25408966
>hasn't taken her virginity

What are you doing?
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>>25409012
I told you already, I'm 5'8. I can't get my dwarf penis hard because I'm too wee.
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>>25409020
what does height have to do with getting hard?
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Reminder: if you are under 6' you should just become a trap and let Chad fill your boyhole with his fertile semen.
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>>25409005
Someone /bitter/ here
>>25409012
I can't yet, we unfortunately don't live together for the time being, and even when we do its not exactly legal for me to take her virginity until late 2017. I'm more than happy to wait for my angel and she's comfortable doing other stuff while we wait. I want her first time to be as perfect as possible. She's an angel and she deserves such a special first, I'll only be twenty but I'll have someone buy us a bottle of champagne, I'll light candles, I'll make it an absolutely perfect experience because I love her and want her to always remember.
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6'1 guy here, a girl I like says she's crazy over this manlet who's even shorter than her, wish I was lying, being cucked by a manlet is pretty embarrassing.
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>>25409041
I'm just such a pathetic fagboy, and my teeny underdeveloped glands only produce tiny squirts of male hormones. Anyone under 6 feet is essentially an infant, sexually speaking. Also all of our penises are an inch long, tops, and that's stretched out. (It's the closest we can get to measuring it "erect" since as I said we cannot achieve tumescence.)
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>>25408299
Im 6'5" and a 24 year old kv.
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JUST

original manlet content
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>>25409069
She's going to laugh at your teeny tiny little wee wee and then grab a candle and set your bedside glam photo of mommy on fire, snap a picture of you crying with your pathetic dick out, and leave to show everybody. Don't worry though, when people see the picture their only reaction will be "Who?"
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>>25409079
This bitter?
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>>25409116
only someone extremely insecure would interpret this as bitterness and not a bored person fucking around by being mean for no reason. relax, alex.
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>>25408278

That is not true.

6" here and the only time I ever think about my height is when I'm hanging out wth my 6"4 cousin

Also, you're a midget
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>>25408349
I'm 5'7-ish and mostly into guys. Still a virgin and probably will always be one. The one time I spent a few months trying to find a boyfriend online through various dating apps and meetup threads I had no luck what so ever.

The reality is that I don't want to just fuck random ugly guys or flaming faggots. I want to be with someone who has at the very least a little bit of self-awareness and isn't a complete fucking idiot. But 99% of guys I met on these websites and apps are gross looking men in their 30's who have the sentence structure of a 13 year old girl.
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>>25408130
>5'10"
>optimal height
Nice meme
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>>25408149
It's "Manlet with a dash of hope" tier
Which makes it the most painful tier, as they will still try
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If you're over 5'6 and think height is the sole reason you don't have a gf, you seriously need to get off the computer and go outside more. Although tall height is preferred. A lot of traits are "preferred".
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>>25411793

I'm 169cm. You're right. I have no hope, will be offing myself soon hopefully.
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>>25408130
>anything below 6 foot
>optimal
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>>25411903
I meant that they STILL have some hope

C'mon bro, I'm 169cm too. It ain't all bad.

I wear a shoe with a 1-inch heel and add sole inserts for another inch. That makes me 5'8, it's like a whole new world.

If we try hard enough, we can make it
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5'7 is a horrible height.

5'6, 5'5 and 5'4 are ok.
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>>25412003
I'm 5'7 and I tell people I'm 5'3 and they don't even bat an eyelash, unless another manlet is around.
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>>25412153
5'7 = turbomanlet

5'6, 5'4 and 5'3 = ok.
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>>25412002

Well good luck with that, I'll be leaving.
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>>25412246
This isn't even reverse trolling. I don't know what this is.
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>>25412532
I bet your just about 5'7 on a good day, anon?
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>>25408130
192cm here. Lately it has come to my attention that nearly everyone else is small. Still, it hasn't helped me do anything but bump my head on low overhangs.
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Went to the doctor's yesterday for my physical, and my height was 5'9.5"

Should I round up or down?
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>>25408229
>caring about height past HS is cuck worthy.

Tell that to literally every girl in the world.
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>>25412639
if you want to get /fit/ easily then round down
if you want the acceptance of /r9k/ round up
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>>25408447
Nice job not refuting what he said and then going off on some autistic tangent.
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You are all just a bunch of crybabies... 1.67 here. Also I'm fat so I haven't kissed a gir in 2015
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>>25408130
>tfw height isn't even on the chart
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>>25412661
Up it is.
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>>25412781
what is it?
6'7 is almost as bad as 5'3
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>tfw optimal height 6"
>still a kissless virgin hungry skeleton betacuck

Fuck you guys, I've seen countless alpha built manlets cuck me out of a good portion of fertile mating partners.
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>>25412884
5'3
I'm too short to even be the king of manlets. I'm like the bard of manlets.
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>>25408130
I'm 5'4 senpai

And no, I'm not even trying
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>>25408229
Most people are stuck in their HS mentality
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>>25408130
>tfw madly attracted to the 5'7'' guy at work and he ignores my existence

why does life hate me
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>>25414444

Are you taller than him?

btw nice quads
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>>25412963
Better learn some guitar. At least bards get girls
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>>25408229
>just lift
LMFAO
holy shit please be trolling
there is no way that people can STILL be this bluepilled in 2016.
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>>25414444
Because you won't date me familia
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>>25412935
Why aren't you showing your dominance? Be the alpha and claim your spot in the pecking order
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>>25414444
Are you a grill or a homogay?
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>>25414498
Because he's not alpha. All those short guys that take girls away from him are the alphas.
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I am 15 years old and 6"2 not too shabby with the looks sadly I can't talk good so yeah speaking with girls makes me sweat and speak fast #HEIGHTISNTEVERYTHING

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>25415475
dumb shit

[senpai]
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>>25415475
You must be a fatass autist.

MODS = GODS
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>>25408130
I'm 5'5 and have never once felt like my height has prevented me from getting a gf or whatever you guys complain about.
It's my mental illness that does that
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>>25414476
5'5''

>>25414493
date me bro

>>25414859
grill
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>>25415475

Is this the first r9k ban of 2016?
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>>25416638

So that's like a 5cm difference. Even that's an issue? I'm 168-170 and I've been looking into 163-168cm girls.

end it all
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>>25408319
>tfw only 5'18"

Why live?
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5'7 to 5'9 is schrodinger's manlet territory.

You can walk into one room a blend in more or less seamlessly, then walk into another one and find yourself looking up at everyone, even some of the women.

It's pure luck whether or not you're going to look like a walking joke - the second any guy over 6 foot comes near you, you look like a bitch.

Worse, you can't even find any solidarity with guys 5'6" and under, because most of them would literally kill to be your height. At least you have a chance of blending in some of the time, the only thing they ever have to look forward to is looking like a bitch instead of an outright joke.
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>Tfw 5'11

Would like to be 6'1 or 6'2 though
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>>25408130
>about 5'7 or 5'8
>19
>hispanic
I'm the average height for a hispanic, and I might grow a little more, who knows. I feel pretty good about myself.
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>>25408229
dude you're without a doubt a manlet htat's trying to project that it's not a big deal.

>just lift
compensating so hard
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>>25412246
>>25412003
I'm 5'3" and this makes me my diaphragm contract harshly.
I'd be so happy with my life if I was 5'7.
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>Being under 6 foot height

Just go lift or something you fucking manlets
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>>25408319
I lel'd and this post is original
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>>25408130
5 foot 4 inches reporting in

>Mexican
>obese
>dying liver

Just end it all
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>>25414492
It's funny. If you get ripped and shit girls won't care about your height AS MUCH. but it will still be a problem. Also, just lifting won't get you ripped. You gotta mix up your workout so you're constantly adapting and your body gets buff a lot faster.
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