Ok /r9k/ its story time and im startingok /r9k/ were doing a new kid thread ill go

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Ok /r9k/ its story time and im starting
ok /r9k/ were doing a new kid thread ill go first
>be me
>start of high school
>nervous.jpg
>have blond hair and blue eyes
>afraid of being called Nazi
>school full of jews
>see huge kid walk up to me
>you new here?
>yes
>punches me in the stomach
>vomit.jpg
>come back few days later
>got some Bruschetta donauschwaben snack
>kids give me shit
>idea.jpg
>start singing "Pumped up kids"
>go in my backpack for a long time
>start singing louder
> "BOY HES GONNA DO IT"
>pull out Bruschetta
>people get pissed but don't do anything
>get called Nazi
>buy jackboots+ SS uniform wear on Halloween
>Scream "HEIL HITLER"
> Fucking jews are scared
> gets suspended
>moves next month
>fucking normies