Most evil thing you have done to your girlfriend thread
used dark magic to erase her very existence, and then used a mind-wipe to forget that i did it
>>25308008
Fucked her with my tongue ring stuffed down my cock hole. It got lodged in her cervix hole and we had to go to the hospital. Other than that probably stealing her clothes and giving them to my fwb as gifts. Idk.
No one on /r9k/ has had a girlfriend
>>25308008
I made her non-existent.
>>25308008
I wouldn't do anything mean to a girlfriend I'd be too grateful and happy.
Never asked her out.
Now she will have to live her entire life not knowing the happiness we would have had together.
>>25308008
Why does this picture give me so many feels?
>>25308038
fuck you this is totally original how dare you call my writing into question
>>25308008
>your girlfriend
I fjngerblasted a FOB with some pepper on my finger. I was cooking something spicy before hand. She started screaming (thought I gave her an STD) and ran out my house. I was probably going to lose my virginity and that was my only chance getting with an asian since i'm black in South Africa.
>>25308008
asked her out and dated her.
>>25308008
Came inside
Now have to deal with nine months of a crying bitch before she gets all motherly.
buttsecs
>>25308316
>>25308316
>implying that motherly is better than crying bitch
You really have no idea what you're in for.
Fucked another chick whilst she was on her period. Sort of washed it... Sort of... Then got my gf to give me a BJ
shit was so cash
I once pants my ex girlfriend in the middle of the lobby at her job.
>>25308859
Why would you do that ?
>this is an original comment
>Dumped her
>couple of weeks later we saw each other in the club and I took her back to her place and we fucked again. I could tell she wanted it so bad
>couple of weeks later we arranged to meet up and fuck for the weekend
> when I arrived I was so horny we started having sex Inthe floor of her apartment straight away
>missionary, slid my arms underneath her back hands coming up over her shoulders like a chin up bar
>started fucking her as hard as I could
>beating the shit out of her pussy with my cock, thrusting as hard as I could in
>at the same time pulling her by her shoulders down into my cock
>like I was trying to kill her with my dick. Rape that little love bitch to death
>she immediately starts gasping and tries to repress her cries
>I can tell after a second or two that those aren't "it feels good" gasps and moans but genuine pain
>I continue fucking her pussy evilly for another 15-30 seconds
>I stop and say "wait, you're in pain! Oh my god I'm so sorry, I thought you were enjoying it"
>she starts crying but when she feels better we have normal sex the rest of the weekend.
But other than that I haven't really done anything bad to any gf.
cheated on her several times and continued the relationship like nothing had happened
>>25308927
>visiting gf at her fast food job
>eating a burger while waiting in the lobby with a few of her guy coworkers and their friends that I sort of kind of know
>she comes over to me and we begin chatting
>say something she didn't like and get my burger slapped out of my hand
>realize that if I let this go unpunished that I'll look like a weak beta male in front of these guys
>in one fell swoop I squat on the floor and take her pants with me
>take a step back and admire my work
>everyone has their eyes on her, she's too shocked to make a move or say anything
>mfw
>make eye contact and watch as tears begin to well up and she clumsily pulls her pants back up and runs into the back
>>25309272
This is so cruel, but so satisfying.
>>25309272
Nice one anon
*tips in your direction*
put my dick in her asshole while she was sleeping, no lube.
>>25308008
Girlfriend? What the fuck is that?
>>25308008
Fucked her in the arse while inserted vegetables in her pussy and took pictures (don't have them).
>>25309062
I didn't at all understand what you did with her body. Can you clarify?
Why was she gasping? Did you choke her?
>>25309566
I'm sorry about your tiny penis
>be me
>lived and worked in Dubai, UAE
>lot's of low wage workers from SE Asia
>regular at this restaurant in SZR, lot's of cute filipina waitresses
>one in particular is friendly and always smiling with me
>one day i hand over my number on a piece of paper
>days go by, recv text from her
>she complains about low salary and how she hates her job
>no problem I say, bring your resume on your offday and we will have a look at it
>she come to my apt on her off, sit in sofa, takes out resume.
>i sit next to her
>look at resume
>not saying one word, take out my dick
>she sucks me until i CIM
>ask her to leave. give her 50 AED for taxi
Her friends literally hated me and wanted her to break up with me because I told her she needed too lose weight. Men and women both.
>>25309548check out how original this comment is
>playing CS:GO with my gf on a computer beside me
>having fun killing this guy on the other team over and over again and getting him mad
>tell her not to kill him so I can keep winding him up
>find where hes camping and about to get him real good
>my gf snipes him from across the map for no reason
>immediately scream STUPID WHORE and punch her in the arm
>she doesnt say anything and just sits there shaking and trying not to cry as we keep playing
felt real good desu, amazing stress reliever
steal my kill, your day goes downhill
Pointing out character flaws.
Also once I pulled out when I was fucking and ended up cumming all over her dress and a little bit on her face, and she cried.
I like to see her struggle and tear up when I turn her blowjobs into facefucking. She could easily stop it, but she's too eager to please.
I feel bad sometimes, but sometimes I really don't like her.
I've never struck any of my gfs though.
>>25310499
Sounds autistic.
>>25308364
Did the same thing except she wasn't on her reds and I didn't clean my dick, and I also fucked her too.Both girls had the same name too.
I knew I was going to break up with her later, it was the last time we'd hang out in person, so I got one last fuck in before I saw her next to break up. She even put that in her angry text after.
"ugh I feel so dirty you even fucked me the last time we saw each other ugh"
I practically beat the shit out of her in bed too since she was into kinky stuff so I made sure to get plenty of mileage out of that last time. Made some things hurt an extra bit more.
>>25309272
>implying a beta fgt like you would ever have the courage to do something like that
>implying you've ever had a gf
kek
>>25308042
I have. Sorry but this board is normie now. :D
>beats me at chess
>get mad
>dump her
>>25309272
what did you say anon?
>oridinal cobbent
>>25308008
convinced her I was a guy worth investing 1 year of her life in
got her good, didn't I
>>25310968
Oh boy, this one's good.
came in her, stayed inside until semi and then pissed inside her pussythis was consensual and shes done worse to me
Probably hitting her when I was mad. Feels good man
>>25308207
Just ask our president Jacob for some sweet pussy or run on down to Jo'berg.
And yes I'm white
if you've had a girlfriend you don't belong here.
Uploaded our sex tape to redtube and kept it up for a year. 30,000 hits..Took a screenshot and deleted it.
Will send screenshot to whoever she marrys.
>>25308207
Clarify that she was sea garbage not an east aryan
I raped an ex once by blackmailing her with hundreds of nude photos and videos I still have, took her virginity that way and I'd still be fucking her but one day she just got brave and stopped doing what I asked saying she didn't care if I uploaded the media. Which is weird, why not just do that in the first place?
>>25311183
Haha nice.
Do you have that screenshot right now ?
>>25311331
didn't realize getting raped would be so terrible, you piece of shit
>>25308008
Fingered her against her will. She later told my that while she definitely didn't want it, she wasn't even mad. She said she was impressed by the way that I stealthily restrained her arms without her even realizing. We're still together.
>>25311387
Well I raped her dozens of times and it seemed in between them we had a pretty good friendship comparable to how we acted towards one another during our relationship, I figure she must have gotten a boyfriend and not wanted to be sucking dick and shit on a daily basis while dating him.
Up until like Christmas of last year she messaged me on a pretty much bi-weekly basis, she really wanted to be friends again but was scared to meet with me in person for valid reasons, I was planning on doing the exact same shit and already knew her new address.
Fucked my ex-Gf's mom on our anniversary
>>25311484
It's fun to find psychopaths on here
>>25311581
I don't think I'm a psychopath, it was weird because I didn't start that shit until a few weeks after I broke up with her. She asked me to delete the nudes shortly prior to us having broken up as if she already knew what was up but I need did so.
A few times I tricked her into believing I had deleted them, one time loading them onto my phone and letting her delete them one by one before fucking her. Ultimately I think she liked not being in control, the first time I fucked her she said if I went any deeper she'd call the police, one time she said enough was enough as if to imply she was through but I told her I'd throw her out of my car naked to which she replied she'd get a ride home anyway, I fucked her particularly hard after that.
My only regret is not having recorded any of the sex figuring I could just keep doing that forever/whenever I pleased.
>>25311493
bendthatdick likebeckhamcuminmybumberbatch is that you?
>>25311683
>I don't think i'm a psychopath
>I have legit reasons for acting psychotic
Back when I was a 17 y/o normie I had a long distance gf but was also seeing the head girl of our school. Gf didn't know about this, but most of the school did and I was widely known as a complete cunt for it.
>tfw 2 gfs at once
A rare feel which I am glad to have felt, but will never know again
>>25311767
If being psychotic is a loss of contact with reality then no, I wasn't psychotic for the most part. Sometimes I was "punishing" her for "cheating" on me despite the fact we aren't together (being prompted to rape her if I saw someone male like her photos on Facebook) but mostly it was just me torturing her and pushing the limits to see what all I could get away with.
>>25311812
That's not what being a psychopath means
>>25308008
wish I could find sauce
>>25312122
me on the left tbqh familia des
>>25311720
Say it to my face faggot
>>25312189
don't know what you're trying to say
>>25308008
Not too much really, Generally treat my girlfriends like a dick but they seem to like it more.
And I cheat on my girlfriends all the time.
>>25312300
mon visage the left that is, to be seen upon that visual. familius desacretus
>>25312450
there is noone on the left
>>25312468
I think he is the cuck off screen
Got her into a relationship with me
fuck off fucking normalslimes
>>25312497
mate....original comment 5203490
>>25308008
Not technically my gf but I stalked a girl in HS, she ended up having to switch schools and she cries about it every day on fb. Serves you right, Stacey whore.
>Had ugly girlfriend on fluke
>Fingered her for 8 orgasm in a row while bored
>It hurt her to pee for a while and she was dazed for a few hours
i licked her stupid cunt until she had an orgasm
>>25310499
where on the autism spectrum are you?
>>25308031
underrated post
Onemoreday/10
>>25312566
uhh.. really? that's not cool.
Left her after promising I'd never leave her
(she had it coming desu)
>>25310499
I have read this verbatim in a gf abuse thread. Either it's just pasta, or it's the only thing you have to hang on to.
>>25309272
I would have given you a piledriver, you awful person.
>>25310457
Pretty good.
>>25308008
Was doubting on her and used a keylogger on my pc to get the password on her pc. Discovered shit and I was the one in the wrong. Also, acted like I had a palpitation so we can end a fight.
>>25308008
Pushed her shit in
>>25308008
pushed her in shit
I broke up with a girl in a really terrible way and dragged it out for weeks because I couldn't control my emotions. Worst thing I've ever done in my life, biggest regret. But I was 19, how could I have known? I'm a stronger person now, or maybe my emotions are weaker. My most recent breakup was like heaven. We broke up and continued sleeping in the same bed for two months, and we're still friends.
>>25313105
nah no pasta.
just one worthy episode of many years abusing sluts there. by far not the only occasion.
>>25311812
You're a disgusting person.
>>25311812
You're my role model man, keep it up.
>>25310867
a really good excellent post !
>your girlfriend
Why do people still respod to such an obvious bait thread?
>>25311037
What worse things anon
>>25311037
Elaborate faggot
Jdudjekskfif
holy fuck, this thread is a fucking abomination, everyone who posted should be banned
She told me she loved me. I told her she could sell her pussy for me or it was over. She's on her back in a hotel room right now.
>>25311037
Like what anon LIKE WHAT
moar plz
>>25311799
That sounds like a helluva time lad, did you bang either?
>>25312929
This cuck right here.
That sounds gr8 tbqh
>>25313717
Shut up faggot
>original tbqh
>>25313541
You know I question whether I'd do it again or not, and I think I would. My current girlfriend I have hundreds of her nudes as well, doesn't every want to be in control?
>>25308008
Do you have a SAUCE (fucking robot filter...)
>>25313925
Not really. TBQH my first reaction is you were probably controlled to an abusive extent by your parents so now you're acting it out on other people, all around sad for everyone involved.
>>25308031
I wish I could use a mind-wipe, lie would be much easier to bear.
>>25313664
>>25313684
>>25313805I've licked her ass after shes taken a shit and sucked my own shit off of a dildo she used on me
both her idea, not sure if that makes it better or worse
>>25313961
Yeah honestly I regret it, I don't think I ever would have posted her nudes on the web, the closest I came to it was posting a screencap of the folder on /b/ because I loved her but I did expose an ex that I didn't love who was rude to me when we broke up.
I just don't know, is it better to "get yours" so to speak and be a bad person/breaking the law or is it better to just let them go and feel like shit afterwards either way?
>>25313372
greentext pleassse
oregano commento
>constantly tell her I have no feelings for her
>tell her she's a 6/10 at best
>regularly mention that I would be better off with someone else
>she tells me she loves me
>>25314009
The second since even from a practical point of view the first is inviting people to try and get you back or call the cops on you.
>recorded a skype session of me and my ex
>she comes from a deep christian family
>didn't want to have sex as wanted to stay a virgin till marriage
>but didn't stop her from sucking my dick once
>kept going for few months
>then she decided she is moving back to her family hundreds of miles away
>break up, at first no emotions and glad
>then rage build up
>send the video of her fingering her self on skype to her mother on facebook
>she got absolutely annihilated by her family, parish and friends
>her controlling family is controlling her even more now
I still jerk off to the video sometimes.
>>25314008
why? Please give me an insight into your gfs/your psychology.
>>25313541
all the white knights in this thread
>>25308008
I've never done anything fucked up to a girlfriend. It's when she broke up with me is when the fucked shit happened.
>snapchat pics of me with other chicks in bed
>in our intramural soccer league I brought a girl who I just flirted with the whole time. She ran out crying with her friends
>up charged her 15 bucks for her concert tickets back.
>only give her half her shit back, keep some of her books and shit that she left at my apartment.
Emily if you're reading this jump off a fucking bridge
>>25313925
Not really to be quiet honest I don't like being controlled nor being in control
>>25313887
Im trying to do something similiar here. How did you break her?
>Mentally torturing one girl
>Her friends are telling me to stop already shes sad because of me
>Dont stop
>>25314243
If some chick did that y'all would be calling her an evil whore
all fields
normies eunt domus
>>25314375
Yes I would.
Take this time to similarly observe that I also did not post a reply to him lauding his actions.
Fucking retard.
>>25313721
Why would she agree do that?
>>25310482
>>25309548
more like one of these. by these i am referring to the picture I have posted in reply to these two comments, the text I have accompanied with this image, although original, is largely irrelevant.
>>25314455
She was the youngest of a lot of siblings. When she was little her parents died. Her grandma raised her, then died. She ruined her reputation by partying a little bit too much in college. She has nobody because her siblings have their own lives. I accepted her sluttish behavior and gave her love and intimacy that she isn't getting from anywhere else.
Played with her so much, she attempted suicide for me. I got stories but I've posted 'em before; so it may be old news.
>>25313721
>Proud of being a cuckhold
>>25308008
>seeing a girl
>get very drunk one night at another friend's 21st
>arrange to meet up with her in town
>can't get into any night clubs because too drunk, so she leaves her friends to come see me
>suddenly wake up in bed at home, no recollection of what happened after i met up with girl
>see she's deleted me off facebook
>turns out we got in a taxi together and i jumped out of the taxi and sprinted away as fast as i could before the taxi drove off
dunno why i did this
>>25313721
>>25314586
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/image/NCWLvK6nKtqE7hWAOCvGvg/
at least change your filenames and hashes before shitposting
>>25314688
>not recognizing her
I post her often. I'm proud of her career progress. Most robots think it's weird.
>>25313070
hehehe yeah me too m80. then she tried dating my roommate to get back at me. I knew he was sleeping with other girls behind her back the entire time they were together, and just let her pump and dump her for almost two years (he just wanted a girl who would let him fuck her in the ass,I told him she would).
she would act all smug when she came over to visit him, but in reality I was the smuggest because she got to see me with my new, hotter, skinner, much more intelligent girlfriend that I dumped her to be with and at the same time I knew that she was getting cheated on and fucked in the ass by a manlet with a huge cock all to try and make me feel bad.
>>25313457
you call that abuse? please.
>>25314638
That's some fucking kek mate. Holy shit.
>>25309556
oh my god, I did this with my ex-girlfriend right at the end. I had her take a video of herself squatting and fucking herself in the ass with a huge cucumber. i had an attack of conscience a month after and deleted it but hot damn that was a power trip.
>>25314638
>can't get into any night clubs because too drunk, so she leaves her friends to come see me
How the fuck does this happen? Have I just never gotten that drunk, or do the bouncers fucking interrogate you where you live?
>>25314849
How was that a power-trip? I've done similar things but I felt nothing.
>>25313717
Go back to reddit you cucklord
>>25314911
I'm from australia, we have 'responsible service of alcohol' laws which mean clubs and pubs aren't allowed to serve anyone who's under 18, intoxicated or too rowdy (violent). The intoxicated and too rowdy parts are enforced extremely loosely as you can imagine, otherwise you wouldn't be allowed to serve anyone on a saturday night.
It does mean that the bouncers don't let anyone in who's insanely drunk. That night I was pretty bad, most likely I was stumbling while I was in the line, and the bouncer usually asks you how many drinks you've had before they let you in if they think you're too wasted. How someone answers that question is a really easy way to gauge if someone's too wasted.
That night I doubt I was able to make coherent speech whatsoever, I was probably pretty close to throwing up on myself, and I had earlier on fallen down a pretty large flight of stairs (which I have no recollection of) which ripped up my shirt pretty badly. Safe to say I was not a desirable patron that night.
>>25315154
In other words you're bad at acting sober.
>>25312581
Truly a monster
>>25312497
Truly an underappreciated post
>>25309548
This track is needed:
https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/3ye583/the_east_asian_inferiority_complex_a_message_to/
>>25314164
she's into bdsm and humiliation (giving and receiving) and I can get into whatever she's into since uhhh shes hot, so it's the fact that scat is fucking gross and pathetic and she's making me do it that's the turn on to her, again not sure if that's better or worse than people who actually get aroused by and love feces in and of themselves
>>25313945
SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME YOU WANKERS
>>25308008
Cucked her
>talk about anal around 7 months ago
>do it
>It hurts her too much
>buy gel that numbs her arse
>still go easy on her Syrian refugee centre
>2 weeks ago
>have anal
>Pound the fuck out of that ass
>Bust a nut in it
>go down stairs to shower
>waiting for her
>Its been 15 mins
>she comes down crying
>says she's been on the floor in pain almost passing out
>have to cuddle for 3 hours while she wimpers in bed holding her ass
it was hilarious.
I kept pulling my dick in and out of her ass stretching the hole... I guess it was too much
>>25314149
Sharing is caring.
Oh I've got one, not a girlfriend though.
>2011
>be wanting to fuck this hot girl
>extremely religious
>build up trust
>"No I'm not like all the other guys after one thing, ha ha "
>eventually she lowers her guard and we exchange some nudes
>invites me over when the house is free
>finally get to fuck her
>prettygood.jpg
>gets extremely clingy immediately after I bust a nut
>like hugging me, talking about love
>thisisnotprettygood.jpg
>time to cut all ties
>she goes for a shower
>I get her phone, replace my number with her dads and save it under my name
>"I'll be sure to send you some more pics if you like anon.. hah"
>"I'll look forward to it ha ha ha"
>a few days later on normiebook
>"Sorry everyone, but I have to go away for sometime"
>deleted her normiebook
Ain't heard or seen her since, been nearly 5 years now
>>25316772
Normie Faggot, sounds like a perfect girl.
>>25311169
fuck off queer.
The original robots were almost normal people. Then you freaks showed up.
>>25309566
Hands on her shoulders
>>25310499
It speaks volumes that people don't identify this copypasta straight away.
Normies... at least lurk more
>>25309062
On the floor? God damn I hope it wasn't carpet... probably rug burned the bitch close to death.
>>25316746
>I kept pulling my dick in and out of her ass stretching the hole... I guess it was too much
Dumb shit, don't go around ruining anal for people
That shit is the height of eros when done carefully
>very innocent girl
>gets me to promise never to give out her nudes
>we break up and i delete them on her request
>end up getting horny
>find a way to recover the pics
>make a fake tinder profile of her using her sluttiest clothed pics
>pretend to be her and send her nudes to guys
>>25314008
> I've licked her ass after shes taken a shit
i dream of this every single night
>>25313717
>7
checkedunoriginally
I've once cut my finger on my right hand if that is what you mean. That hurt.
>>25317672
HAHAHAHAHA
LIKE YOU MEAN YOUR RIGHT HAND FOR MASTURBATING?
I GET IT ANON, YOU REAL FUNNY
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reddit tier humour, fuck the fuck off.
i fucked her in doggy style even though she said it hurts and got panic attack but i continued fucking because it was my first time and wanted to assure i lose virginity
last night I 'raped' my wife
she was still very sore from when we fucked in the morning. when we started, she said I had to be quick. I wasn't. She cried and told me to stopped, but I wanted to finish. Later, when I asked, she said it was hot but it hurt. She doesn't seem to be holding anything against me for it.
I don't feel any regret
>>25311767
How did he cover his hands?
Who took this picture?
Does another person really know he does this?
I think I would have to kill the other person after this, I would be too embarrassed.
>>25317986
hello reddit.
if one guy is dumb enough to do that, is it really so hard to believe theres another person willing to help him?
>>25308031
Then how do you know that you did it?
>>25308008
Broke up with her in such a way that she is forever doomed but despite that is still good with me. She had major issues that only I could reasonably solve so without me she is screwed. i couldn't stand being with her though she was such a pain in the ass.
So basically most evil thing I did as break up with her damning her to a life of misery.
>>25318457
Very ambiguous.
I had an ex that was depressed and emotionally dependent.
I treated her poorly sometimes and very well other times, she completely loved me.
I used her a sex slave, she did anything I told her too. I even got her to set up a couple FFM 3 somes for us.
I'd get bored or mad at her and stop providing any form of love or comfort to her. I'd leave her in my apartment without saying where I was going or when I'd be back and she had no means of transportation or money.
I fucked her ass til she cried, I've made her drink my pee, I made her play with herself in public where people could see. I got her drunk and was physically rough with her while I raped her. I called her names and degraded her constantly, but especially during sex. Whenever she needed a ride, she would have to suck me off.
She lost one of her only friends because I made her push the idea of a 3some. (eventually we found someone else)
I also made her say degrading things like "i'm a worthless cock whore" loudly while we banged in her room when her mother and sister were home.
She eventually moved away, but still msg'd me sometimes. That tapered off, now I'm single again.
Fun times. I'd do it again if I got the chance, I see why its such a power trip to control someone else like that.
>>25318657
How do you find slave gfs like this dude, this is my dream life
I married her. Now she gets to enjoy me age like milk.
>>25318657
>She eventually moved away,
Obviously you weren't ruthless enough
>>25310499
Tom there is a reason why you are a stupid cuck on arh nine gay. I fucked her and she loved it.
>>25318626
She was extremely dependent on me for certain packaged services that she honestly couldn't really find elsewhere. Her finding me was pretty much the best thing that could of happened for her. Basically we were extremely compatible despite our appearances.
I just couldn't take her anymore and manipulated her into ending it mutually. Pissed off a lot of her people for the shit i pulled but damn if it wasn't worth it. The freedom of being single never tasted so good...
>>25318690
Those types aren't actually that rare. You just gotta find one who is dependent and has self esteem issues. Which is increasingly easy these days.
Feminism fucking wrecked women so hard.
Cheated on her with her mom.
>>25318690
I dunno who the other guy that responded to you, but I found her on OKCupid. She was a 19yr old virgin. A little chubby at 5'5 and 165lbs. Incredibly low self-esteem. Wanted to be an artist with photography and painting. Only worked at jobs that were food or retail.
Not long term relationship material.
Girls like her probably aren't rare honestly, she had a generic set up. I'm just not motivated to go out and look again, yet.
>>25318369
It's the only logical explanation
>>25318752
eh, the moving was her family's decision, not hers.
I probably could have convinced her to stay and live with me, but she was going no where fast.
And I didn't want to be a full-time baby sitter or have to deal with it when she cut herself or went emo.
Overall, I'll endure some shit for easy/fun pussy, but the older I get, the less and less I'll put up with.
