Does anyone else really want a girlfriend that acts mom-like? I don't mean act like your mom, but interact with you an extremely feminine, almost motherly way. It makes my dick hard just thinking about it, even down to sucking her tits because I wanted to.
This can't have anything to do with feeling I have for my own mother as I think that she's grotesque and fucking just a shit person in general. Maybe, I'm trying to compensate my shit mom by finding a motherly girlfriend? I can't be the only one to share this feel. It's not like tit-sucking and feminine features aren't already attractive, but I think that pinch of a motherly persona is the sexiest thing ever.
>>25249330
Yeah me too anon. I love girls that act all cutesy just like you described.
>tfw you put your jacket on and she straightens your jacket and picks lint off of it so you look sharp, rubs fingers through hair to make you look nice
god fucking damn yes
I want to rest my head in my mommy gf's tits and have her massage my neck.god dammit
>>25249330
I hate sluts that do that. It's fucking weird.
It's the same exact reason that girls like to act like their boyfriend is their dad, saying daddy when getting fucked is a pretty easy example, and why girls really like guys who are good with kids. It sets off their paternal alarm because you're literally acting like a dad, making them feel like you're like their dad, which all girls subconsciously try to find in a guy.
>>25249570
I CAN DO IT BY MYSELF!
Ugh!!!
>>25249330
Yes.
Caring, nurturing, sexy but classy mom-clothes. Mature teasing (with that soothing anime-mom voice, you know the one).
Also sucking on her tits while she strokes my hair and calls me a good boy, but now things are getting oedipal.
>tfw cooks and cleans for you
already an 8/10 if a grill does this
I wish I had a gf who would talk to me like I was 5 when she was fucking me, and get me to call her mommy
I may have mommy issues
>>25249868
>gay-ass dog stories all night
i laughed out loud. I get what you mean. My white toy poodle, this little effeminate dog that I had in my family since I was like 7 years old just died a few months ago and I'm about to go off to university at 20 years old. It feels like your kid died or something. Burying the thing just adds to it. The dumb thing didn't even like me that much.
but yes that story is hot
I've sucked titties bruh
It was pretty fucking good
Wasn't a let down
>unlike sex
>>25249330
>mom
>extremely feminine
I don't understand.
>>25249888
I feel the opposite. I want the mommy-like girlfriend, but that acts like I'm this alpha fucking his bitch when we're fucking, being extremely submissive and obedient.
some complicated feels ITT, i guess.
>>25249988
>tfw you still haven't wrapped your lips around a big, warm, soft tit and sucked on those hard nipples
>>25249330
Nah, it's naturally. You want to be nurtured and if she nurtures you, she'll nurture your children so it's definitely a rational feel.
>aw, poor baby!
this is the embodiment of this feel. you want a grill that will act like a mom to you, so you know that she will be a good mom from first hand experience.
>>25250052
Also you know, being nurtured is the best feeling
Yeah, pham. I know this feel. A momfu would be literally perfect. She'd dote on me, taking care of me when I was around, nagging me to do important stuff, but in a sweet sort of way. She'd act like a old foogey even though she'd be younger than me.
And the nursing handjobs would be pretty sweet too. Tussling my head while saying I'm acting like a baby
But I wouldn't do this with my own mom. That's genuinely gross.
>free haircuts
>experienced and have their lives together
>will give you unconditional love and attention
>will probably give you free food and housing
>let's you live your oedipal fantasies
what's thne downside, fann?
>>25249570
tfw my gf does this
the comfiest of feels
>>25249868
I didn't ask for these feels anon.
(But on an unrelated note, I wish I had more of that QT you posted. That's one of those weird pics that's just hotter than everything else.)
>>25250063
>aw, poor baby!
I actually had one for awhile. She would fucking talk to me like i was a puppy and I fucking loved it. Not to mention she had abnormally large tits and when she rode me I had her tiddy in my mouth and she would fucking baby talk to me while it was all happening
>>25250103
Reminds me of this scene in House of Cards.
>Main character is President
>Wife is being a cunt and not putting out.
>President gets super stressed, depressed
>About to have a nervous breakdown.
>Wife sees this, sees how much he's suffering and takes her pants off and starts riding his dick to get him to calm down.
It seemed like very nurturing sex. I don't think women understand that our balls never stop making sperm, so there is never ending pressure on our reproductive systems, where theirs get breaks (PMS, after PMS).
We have certain needs and it's a rare, beautiful woman who understands those and takes care of them with no cunty qualms.
>>25249996
I want her to be obedient and submissive, but still play the mommy roll while she does it
>>25250155
>tfw there are young guys that actually found cougars that took them in to live with them and roleplays them as their child in some incest fantasy
living the fucking dream
>>25250262
God dammit, where get
does anyone have porn of what is being talked about ITT?
>>25250601
I've been looking for tall female-short male vids for a while but couldn't find any that didn't have abuse.
>>25250646
not the same thing
>>25250601
There's one where Larkin Love plays your mother, has found your secret porn magazine stash, and tells you to jerk off to them (and her), cum on the centerfold, and then toss them out. Not like a haggy or angry mother either, just matter-of-fact "well, we can't have this now!"
>>25250646
>tall female-short male
>tfw 6'4''
>no qt milf will /ss/ youNot that I could get girls anyway
>>25250295
Right? If I had a momfu, I would go to the ends of the earth to make her happy and keep her safe. All she'd have to do is coddle the shit out of me and I would take a bullet for her.
>>25250724
Know that feel.
I otherwise look about 10 years younger than I actually am
>>25249888
I'm a girl and I LOVE this! other than the actually calling me mommy part. Talking to him like hes a helpless cute little baby makes my pussy wet, makes it throb, and stretch out liek a inverted dick it makes me so turned on. i love telling him 'i know you can do it' as hes pounding away telling him to make me cum in a sappy sweet voice.
>>25250295
definitely, my ex"gf" (we dated for a while)would sometimes "throw me one" when she noticed that i was really horny. Like sometimes in the morning she would help me with my morning wood like she would say "Oh well you can't walk around with that sticking out all day" and then she'd jerk me off. She jerked me off like this failry often, (honestly better than sex).
When she was leaving after she'd slept over she would sometimes ask me "do you need to cum one last time before i leave?" I distincly remember two times as really hot:
one time when we just started dating we were making out for a while, she was on her period and she had this rule that if she couldn't cum ,neither should i (kinda fuckt up femenist bullshit but w/e kinda makes it hotter). So we've been at it for maybe an hour and i starting getting the worst blue balls ever, like i was noticable in pain, she asks me what's wrong and i tell her that my balls are hurting so bad we have to stop. She just gives me this devilish look and tells me "ohhwell if you're in paint we gotta fix that" and then she tells me to stand up, gets down on her knees, unbuttons my pants, starts sucking my dick (no hands) and after like 10 seconds i pump my biggest load ever in to her mouth
the other time when i was headin home for christmas i was all packed and leaving in about an hour when she surpised me by coming over and she just said straight out "you really think i was gonna send you off with blue balls babe?"
i fucking loved her for that. It's such a turn on that she acknowledged that that's just the way men works: we need to empty our balls every now and then.
>>25250765
Not the person you replied to, but the mommy part for me isn't about incest or anything. It's title like ma'am or Ms.
I also like laying my head in a girl's lap and suckling her breasts while she masturbates me. Same type of baby dirty talk. So relaxing.
>>25250747
You sound perfect. Literally. Nothing wrong with being super tall with boyish features. That's 10/10 to me and this is me:
>>25250765
>>25250876
nigger that's like odiepus shit
>>25250896
Sorry, I'm like 30, so by "I look 10 years younger" it really just means I look like I"m about 20
>>25250876
I understand I just personally don't like 'mommy' I'd rather be called 'Princess' honestly. Just my preference. The baby talk is like my fetish though. I love cradling a guy like how you described only smothering him with my tits while he moans not letting him suck them.
>>25250896
How about a hairy manlet
>>25250900
This entire thread is odiepus shit.
>>25250920
That sounds like a good thing. How is that bad?
Well I'm 27, I got told last night I look 11.
>>25250747
Well that's something going for you. I hope you find your mommy gf soon anon.
>>25250967
I think most people in this site are college-age, so there's a bit of a skew towards the 19-25 age. So if I say "I look 10 years younger" it makes it sounds like I look 14 or 15
Also as a guy in general, looking younger is not a good thing unless you're like a Bieber or something like that
>>25250938
Question, do you like getting passionately eaten out, cause if you do, princess, I'm your autist in shining armor.
my now ex gf was really motherly. that's probably one of the main reasons I was attracted to her.
motherliness is one of the main things I look for in women now.
>>25250954
Not really a fan of short or hairy. Tall with a baby face sounds like the best. Ultimately looks don't matter that much so just be yourself and other normie advice that a stupid girl like me would give.
>>25250956
I honestly don't think it's that black and white. To love, even erotically, is a MIX of nurturing someone and being nurtured at the same time. It brings people to such a venerable state it's like being a child. At the sometime remember your partner might need the same kind of delicate treatment a child would too. Then you have a more normal equal treatment. That's love. Both being venerable, and both getting showered with the affection their delicate ego needs at such a time of opening up.
>>25250938
Princess is fine! Princess is cute! CUTE! Or, she might be. Are you?
>>25251029
I mean I imagine showering a really fragile virgin with lots of love and compliments as we do lewd things. Something about this mix of sweetness and degeneracy really gets me going.
>>25250601
Look up Tara Tainton.
ITT: mamas boys the thread
>>25251029
>Ultimately looks don't matter that much
I was fine up until this point. Get raped whore
>>25250997
Yeah it would be so bad to look like Justin bieber.
Neoteny went too far on that one.
If I looked like him I certainly woulve killed myself by now
2010 memeing retard
A girl got all motherly and protective over me once when I had a stye in my eye. She was touching and checking my face to make sure it was alright and kept pulling my head into her chest to make me feel better. God I fucking miss that day.
>>25249330
Oedipus complex
Search it up
>>25251029
>Ugh short and hairy? No way
>Looks don't matter.
What?
>>25251029
>Not really a fan of short
>Tall
>Best
>Tall
>Best
>Be yourself
Get raped, roastie whore.
Singed, an admittedly angry manlet.
>>25251103
But they really don't. It's all about this boyish mannerism. Believe whatever you want though. In the end someone with the right ATTITUDE and MANNERISMS can be the most erotic literally regardless of what body they are in. It could be a male model or Quasimodo.
I know everyone is vastly different but this is what I've broken down my understanding of my own attraction to, all about attitude and mannerisms.
>>25251174
>admittedly angry
>>25251182
I'm probably talking to a neckbeard right now but be honest here what were your last boyfriends like any of them short/hairy or quasimodo?
>>25251174
I have an innie and I'm sorry read this post:
>>25251182
Like Idk if this example helps but I'm bi and I LOVE the way big tits look and feel but if it was a girl who was really hot she could have no tits and still be attractive you know? So I love the way standing next to someone tall feels but if he was sexy on a emotional and intellectual level it's not going to matter if he's a midget.
>tfw mamaboy
>tfw real mother can go fuck herself
Where can I find a qt girl who wants to mother me and isn't a complete psycho?
If only more MILFs tried cashing in on the mommy market. They'd make a killing. From people that actually buy porn, I guess.
I need some black moms, too. For me, anyway. Throw in all moms. Nice white soccer moms, spicy, sassy Spanish moms with loadsa curves, reserved asian moms, british moms with that sexy accent...
>>25251227
Well none short and hairy but one of the firsts I had in high school was literally called Quasi as a nickname because his back was fucked up in a car accident and he never had money to fix it. He was also bigger like chubby/fat but that's something I like as well.
>>25251247
>isn't a complete psycho
Those standards are way too high.
>>25251267
>"I like fat guys so I went with one"
>"I wouldn't even touch a short hairy guy"
>"Looks do not matter much"
>"just be yourself"
This is why women need to be enslaved.
>>25251316
>I wouldn't even touch a short hairy guy"
Never even implied this.
Also people can remove hair, it's fairly easy.
>>25251267
Pay attention robots. If you're tall, you have no excuse. You can have a busted face, hooked back, tiny dick. As long as you're tall, you're set.
Rule of thumb. Don't be short. It's like being an obese girl. But even they have people fetishizing them.
>>25251344
One of the 6'4" dudes here
I'm nearly 30 and still a virgin. The height advantage is a meme
>>25251334
You kinda did plus I like my body hair. Fuck this gay earth. Looks matter, who knew?
>like a guy
>act motherly towards him, worrying about him wearing warm clothes, not remembering his work uniform, etc.
>tells me that it sort of weirds him out bc its overbearing
I just want him to wear his fucking hat and to stop drinking so much.
>>25251360
>height advantage a meme
Have you not been paying attention to what this roastie has been saying?
I prefer my girlfriend to be kind of daughter-like. You know, somebody cute, that needs my help with some things (but who's not retarded), who's clumsy and funny, who is introverted and shy, etc.
Basically Usagi from Sailor Moon.
Anyone else?
>>25251361
It really doesn't fucking matter that much to me at least. Why am i even telling you this? It sure as hell matters to most girls so it's not like I'm doing you in favors by telling you that I don't care. not saying im a special snowflake im just neurologically damaged. Merry Christmas...
>>25251413
Also all those stats and the like. You really have to be a turbo loser if you can't get a gf at 180cm+
>>25251413
Girls say one thing then do another for everything else, why would this be any different?
>>25251429
Except you do care. You're just another stupid female who doesn't even know what the fuck she wants.
It's like all those "oh I totally don't mind X guys, it's just a total coincidence that out of my 346 bfs, none of them were X".
>>25251429
Being obsessed with tall men is the most cliched, stereotypically female shit you could have revealed about yourself. You're right. You're not a special snowflake. You're agonizingly average and far from neurologically damaged. You're just a female.
>>25251520
>>25251537
Yes that's right. I love tall guys.
>>25249868
Jesus fuck Jesus fuck...
I FEEL TRIGGERED AS FUCK RIGTH NOW.
I WANT A GF, GIMMIE A GF, WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GF, I WANT HUMAN CONTACT, I WANT TO PUR OUT MY HEARTH TO SOME ONE I CAN SEE TOUCH AND FEEL AND BE WARM WITH, GIMMIE A GF PHAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25251566
Indeed, now why the fuck did you bait us and derail this wonderful mommy gf thread
>>25251566
Can't wait till one overpowers you and rapes you so hard that your cervix prolapses.
The best years of our lives are spent being coddled and treated like royalty by out parents so emotionally immature people fail to grow out of being treated this way and continue to seek out these qualities in their partners, the result being manchildren and girls who desire a 'daddy' figure who will tower over and look after them (different to daddy issues although there are some similarities.)
So no its not uncommon for a man to desire a woman who will treat him like a mother would treat him, as this is likely the best anyone has ever treated him before.
I had a gf that was the mom of her group of friends. I still miss her.
>>25251590
I didn't get treated like royalty by my parents but I desperately want a mommy gf
>>25251652
guess you are more on the mummy issues end of the spectrum than the manchild end, still overlapping qualities like the female equivalent I'm sure.
>>25251590
>>25251652
I did, I think he's right. That was the best anyone ever treated me.
>>25249843
it's surprising how many women don't do this these days, I'd wager at least 80% of women from like 18-35 don't do either of those unless told and never well.
>>25251716
This is LITERALLY impossible to find in this shithole country of England where it's considered funny and charming to eat microwave shit and doritos for dinner because 'lel can't cook' I found a gf who could cook once and she turned out to be a whore, oh well.
>tfw I could have a mommy gf
>tfw I dont want it
She is 20 years older than me and babies me. I like it, but guys you are in a fantasy. What about when reality sits in and she gets too old?
I want a girl that I'm older than that I can impregnate.
>>25251766
>she gets too old?
You flee.
>impregnate
You're the one in a fantasy dude
>>25251753
it's just as bad in America, take out and microwavable food as far as the eye can see. they aren't only not going to cook and clean but they're also going to leave all their dirty clothes on the floor and have an utterly disgusting bathroom.
women of the 21st century are garbage.
>>25251766
Who said the girl is older than you? I'm OP and I'm talking about girls my own age.
>>25251815
I guess you could flee. But thats a lot of time invested in something you know you're gonna try to get out of later.
>>25251766
it's not about an older woman, she just needs to act the part.
>>25251853
ok
wrong thread
later
>>25251876
fuck off with our odiepus shit nignog
Was anybody else here not breast fed? I have never sucked on tits.
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My dad left when I was 5 and my mom was forced to act both my father and mother. Do your parents really have an influence on your mental health that much?
>>25251766
>gets too old
wtf are you talking about nigger we're the same age who the fuck wants an old lady when you're young?
Yeah of course. Last girl I had, I called her mommy, we had great sex and she was just so sweet. Makes me so hard, ugh. I miss her.
>>25249330
What in the fuck is with all of these faggots talking about old ladies? Read the fucking OP faggots, this is about girlfriends acting motherly. Get the fuck out with this odiepus niggertry. Go start your odiepus thread. This is for alpha males who want submissive females that play traditional female roles.
>>25252165
>calling a girl mommy
god what the fuck is wrong with you people
guys seem to like it when i act motherly to them. i do it mostly in a kinda sexy/teasing way though. except when theyre sick or hungover, then i'm sweet as can be. i like to take care of people!
however, i think there's a gross kind of nagging mom way to do it (ive seen i in couples) and the guy just looks stressed out.
>>25252465
this >>25249570 is basically what it is. never nagging, only taking care of.
I've never had a gf. I honestly can't even imagine having one at this point. I would just disappoint them in every aspect other than being tall with a decent body.
>tfw no business magnate gf whose mansion you look after
>tfw can't bring her lunch and do some paperwork for her during the day
>tfw can't help with corporate intrigue and see gf become queen of the city
>tfw not the sole thing she truly cares for or shows emotion towards
>tfw not playfully teased and headpatted
wonder how much cummies i have to give mommygf to upgrade my boy underwear to girl panties
>>25252809
the cucking of western men, ladies and gentlemen
>>25249330
nursing hand jobs are the best thing ever
add a few "thats a good boy" etc and its all over way too quickly
Yes this and be the daddy sometimes too. Make her call you that too. Damn.
>>25254270
>tfw watching a nylon leg humping video and the woman is speaking like that
i feel you anon
i love taking care of my friends/family
>always baking them things
>friend gets sick, give them a package with tea, honey, tissues, etc
>wipe food off of family's faces when they get too messy
>sewing up a friend's ripped clothing/bag
>want to cook/clean for them and take care of them all the time
they're my babies i swear
i just want a cute bf to spoil and love
>>25249996
This is my fucking fantasy relationship. But I always attract submissive men with my maternal-ness, and have to play up the girlish-aspect to get attention from more masculine men.
>tfw I want to play mommy during the day to a passionate, hardworking man
>tfw when I want to be his comfort, his safe space, his nurse when he's feeling down and his cheerleader when he's feeling good.
>tfw I want to be homemaker, to make him breakfast in the morning, pack him a lunch and send him off with a kiss
>tfw I want to greet him at the door when he comes home with a smile and a warm drink, and help him decompress from the day with a shoulder rub
>tfw I want to have a hungry man to cook wholesome dinners for.
>tfw I want to cuddle him and stroke his hair while he digests his meal. Maybe in front of the television.
>tfw I want him to slip his hand under my skirt when he's feeling frisky after he gets his second win for the night.
>tfw I want him to flip the script and make me call him 'Daddy'.
JFMSU.
>>25249635
Damn son you blew my mind.
We like it because it indicates she'd be a good mother for our children.
You are brilliant sir.
Hey guys, i dont have a girlfriend and im a virgin, but i met a wild chicken today and fed him sunflower seeds so that was pretty cool. Until some guy saw me doing it and i ran away. Pretty cool huh?
>>25251577
Stand strong, comrade. ='(
>>25253796
Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if femdom fetishists were the ones that ruined the western world by giving women everything.
They really are terrible. Especially the financial domination ones.
>>25254483
Honestly, sounds like you need a man with more switch tendencies rather than a full-fledged dom. Sometimes he's the daddy, sometimes you're the mommy sort of deal. My ideal relationship.
>>25254483
dream grill detected
>>25249868
Okay I need to know how this is. All google is giving me is that normie "chive" shit.
I can't stop thinking about this girl. I've had ED for three days and now I can't stop this boner. What the fuck?
>>25254698
I don't want to be in charge, though. I mean, I'm not into femdom or anything. I'd want him to man up outside of the home, take charge all that. But I want to make things streamlined/cozy for him, and worry about the little things, so he can conserve his mental and physical energy.
>>25249330
This is because men are children. They want their mommy but they also want their pee-pee wet. This is their only need and if their actual mothers could satisfy this need they would never look for girlfriends.
>>25249330
you seem to be confused
>>25250765
wew lass
Would wife if I didn't already have a mommy gf.
>>25254483
alpha male reporting, ready for my perfect angel/10
>>25254483
this made my dick so erect holy shit there is no way you're not some trap trying to get attention or something. perfect girls don't exist.
>>25254483
If I ever found a girl like this, i'd be like 90% sure that I'd marry her without much of a question.
>>25254483
maximum estrogen detected
this is some serious high-test material. /fit/ would love this if they weren't all faggots.
>>25254483
Got turned completely off by the time I got to "passionate, hardworking man"
>>25255805
that's because you're a low-test faggot.
that's literally why.
>>25249330
My girlfriend is a mother. It's not my child though.
>>25255824
That's fine
Low test or not, I'm still 6'4"
>>25255827
But it will be.
>>25253796
>>25254621
>Wanting to be a rich NEET with a hot gf makes you a cuck
k ;)
>>25255827
Seriously?
No effort man, you gotta make it atleast somewhat subtle
>>25256044
How does this sound:
My girlfriend is very sweet and motherly to me. When we go out to restaurants, she orders the food for us because i'm too autistic to talk to the waiters/waitresses. When we have sex, she's often the dominant one.
But most the time her child is with us, so we don't have that much sex to begin with.
>>25250997
Its a good thing if your into femdoms or gay otherwise yeah it sucks.
>>25256250
Cut back on the 'orders food for me', sounds too memey
>>25256355
It's true though. Every time I order food myself, i mess something up. Like they'll ask me for my name (so they can call my name when the order is done) and i'll say something stupid because i misunderstood them.
I have mommy issues. I know it. My mother wasn't all that affectionate or loving. Was rarely ever physical with me and hardly ever said anything good. She was pretty cold and distant, but that's because she has her own emotional hangups.
But that's why I wouldn't mind having a motherly girlfriend. Not one that acts LIKE MY MOTHER or acts as a mother figure TO ME, but is just matriarchal and sweet and caring.
But it'll never happen. Finding a woman like that is impossible.
>>25256406
Don't tell the truth if it hurts your bait
Unless your not serious about shitposting
As it stands its still pretty mundane
>>25256421
>mommy issues
Know that feel. Female affection makes me want to escape or shut down emotionally, but sweet and caring and nurturing affection is what I want more than anything
Too very few girls in this day and age want to act motherly. Like other anons have said, girls want to be submissive and want you to be the daddy.
Also, on dating sites, single moms pretty often put "I have kids, so I'm not going to be your mother too."
>>25256421
Same shit. I find it odd cause as I am in my 30s now, she is trying to be more motherly and I basically shut her out.
>>25249330
I do senpai, and I have one. :3c
>>25254483
Anon are you me? This is all I want in a relationship. Except the calling him daddy part. I have a pretty good relationship with my dad and calling anyone else daddy just seems weird.
>tfw most guys these days are betas thanks to feminism
>>25256808
please don't be a trap
>>25255484
I'm not perfect but I do have a vagina.
>>25255716
I'd love to cook for a guy with a strict diet, it'd force me to be creative in the kitchen. Plus, it'd keep the greens from going bad. I like salads, but it's hard for me to consume a large volume of leafy vegetables before they go wilted. Same with things high in protein, I get sick of it or get full before I can finish, so I have leftovers for days or the food goes bad.
>>25254551
This is adorable anon.
>>25257184
>>25257247
>tfw you still haven't met angels like these anonettes
I don't even know how to feel right now.
>>25257305
Maybe you're just not looking in the right places, anon! Girls like this are more likely to seem almost invisible, since they're not as outgoing or brash or talkative. At least, that's been my experience. I'm pretty shy and don't talk much about what type of relationship I want since it tends not to be the type most guys I've met, want. I haven't really dated, because of this. I believe that people should get to know each other before getting intimate in any way, so I'd rather do it on friendly terms, so the man doesn't feel the need to invest undue time/funds on me, or expect intimacy. That way I can also see how interested he is in me as a person, and can do favors for him without feeling like I need to secure his attention/investment.
Right now, my love goes into my family and friends, they're the ones I care and cook for, but those skills definitely translate into a relationship so I'm not worried. I've still got time.
>>25249570
of course she cleans you up. other women might see you with her and that's the only reason she has a boyfriend.
>>25254483
>tfw I will never be masculine
>>25256826
Not a trap, just slightly red pilled
Exactly what I want desu
Someone who i can just collapse on after a long day and will stroke my hair and let me sleep snuggled up on her
>>25249330
My girlfriend of about 5 years (tfw no money for ring cus college) wants to be a stay at home mom. She works for weeks to baking a certain dish until it is fucking 5 stars. This along with her temperament is kinda old fashioned and I find it really attractive. Gonna slap a ring on it as soon as I'm done with school.
>>25254621
makes sense
i'm willing to bet a lot of the old white europeans behind leftist philosophy were into femdom
>>25252809
Are you even a man
>gf
yeah hehe
>>25259505
Yes, that's how I get by in life without feeling the need to try and insult strangers.
>>25251029
>looks don't matter
I'm dying over here. Worst thing about women is they actually convince themselves they think like this
>>25256584
>Female affection makes me want to escape or shut down emotionally, but sweet and caring and nurturing affection is what I want more than anything
Holy lord do I know that feel. Since I didn't get much affection as a kid I've always wanted it from a loving girlfriend, but due to other emotional issues I have I can't actually find the courage to seek it out.
I want it but I'm too afraid to get it, and even if some wonderful girl were to come out of nowhere and love me I'd probably fuck it up out of fear.
>>25259747
She relented a few replies down anon, that's females for ya
Guys can you post your best milf porn, preferably with anal
I need to unleash a giant nut to milf bootyholes. I went to a restaurant alone tonight for christmas. Waitress was a milf with a giant ass.
>>25254483
>tfw when you've been like this with your bf of 3 years
>tfw he was still a lying piece of trash
>tfw you dont think you'll ever find a guy good enough to have this fantasy play out well
>tfw been abstaining ever since and it's been 4 years
is everyone here 9 years old atm?
>>25251716
>find girl that was raised by a single mom and has had kind of a shitty life
>red flags abound, keep my distance but date her because I'm a sad cunt
>move in with her eventually
>she's really good at cleaning because her mom is a maid and she wants to learn to cook
>makes me dinner all the time while learning recipes and always irons my shirts without me asking
I'm really conflicted here. My cynicism says it's too good to last or be true but she's great. I've never seen someone so flustered as when I told her she's becoming a good housewife.
>>25260852
dont let your cynicism ruin this one for you pham. i'd wife it
>>25254483
High Estrogen
>>25259932
everything in this fucking post and in this thread, fuark
>Female affection makes me want to escape or shut down emotionally, but sweet and caring and nurturing affection is what I want more than anything
goddamn
i wish i didn't know these emotions
>>25254506
I figured that out a long time ago. The only reason you failed to do that is because you had the common female's bullshit theory that men only like it because they're weak and feminine ingrained into your psyche.
>>25249330
>tfw hands not big enough to give a gf that feel
>>25254979
Found the Stacey.
>>25250183
>>25254785
i can't remember her name at all, but she's a standard MFC girl, there's really not that many pictures of her out there (and she's not as hot as she is on this one) ... if you post it on /b/ on request someone will probably know
>>25249843
Christ. My girlfriend is southern, non-practicing Catholic and part Cuban with strong Cuban influences. She was also going to culinary school.
Holy fuck, my dick is so hard. She cooks and she likes to just run her hands through my hair. I can't wait to move in with her and have her cook. Also, I've never met a woman with such a ferocious sexual appetite. She's fucking perfect, robots.
I just got out of the shittiest marriage to a useless retard of a woman who wore the same clothes everyday, was cowfat and didn't ever cook, clean or do anything but be a slob. She never fucked either. I only stayed with her because when we got together, I was a dirty NEET robot who was lonely and thought that was all I was worth.
This new girl. God, it's so fucking good.
>>25249690
>Mature teasing (with that soothing anime-mom voice, you know the one).
Provide examples fampai. Deep female voices are a turnon.
>>25249996
This is exactly how my relationship with my girlfriend is, no joke.
>>25263357
It's true.
I'm
>>25262828
My girlfriend is really loving and sweet, but also sort of stubborn. She is caring and concerned and sweet with these very motherly tendencies. Then we get into bed and she likes to be tied up and manhandled.
>>25263394
I accidentally deleted my post.
>Then we get into bed and she likes to be tied up and manhandled.
Again, that part makes it easy to believe. Normal af.
>>25254383
requesting immediate sauce on the video
>>25254409
this brought my testosterone to maximum levels
ITT we wish housewives still existed because they are exactly what men want
>>25256808
You sound like the most proper girl ever.
>tfw most guys these days are betas thanks to feminism
Very true.
>>25254409
>>25254483
>tfw will never wake up to breakfast already prepared by amazing wife to make my morning easier
>tfw will never have a prepared lunch and warm kiss by amazing wife waiting for me at the door before I leave my middle-class home with white picket fence
>tfw will never have amazing wife who will clean you up and fix your jacket so you look nice before you leave
>tfw will never come home to dinner and amazing wife happy to have me home safe in her care
>tfw will never have amazing wife to cuddle me and cling to me and ask me about my day
>tfw will never be able to fulfill duties as a man to dominate and handle tiny unconditionally loving amazing wife
>tfw will never have a woman who you are confident in being the mother of your children
>tfw will never have a girl that actually acts like a girl and lets me act like a guy
>tfw always going to have to walk on eggshells with any girl I date
>tfw will never have a life-long mate
>tfw biological wiring
feminism fucked everyones shit up
Tfw no qt Christmas cake gf that has you rest your head on her lap and runs her fingers through your hair.
>>25263826
>You sound like the most proper girl ever.
Not quite, if you could see my browser history... I'm just a submissive by nature and want to take care of/please my man.
>>25265587
>tfw no way this anon is not a trap or a butherface
you wouldn't be single if you were cute and felt this way.
I did, but I'm visiting my mom right now and spent the last few days staying in a studio apartment with her, and holy fuck no. I need a woman who is independent and has her own life and isn't clingy
>>25265716
your mom being motherly == your girlfriend being motherly
the latter is much, much hotter. They're doing it out of attraction for you.
>>25265587
Why, what's in your browser history? I'm curious now.
>>25251029
>>25250765
>>25250938
>Not really a fan of short
>Tall sounds like the best
>other than the actually calling me mommy part
>I just personally don't like 'mommy' I'd rather be called 'Princess' honestly
>so just be yourself
I hope this serves as a lesson for all of you on /r9k/
She doesn't care about your "mommy" fetish in the slightest. She only cares about the attention you sappy losers give to her in heaps after she merely suggests that she'll play along with your fetish that evens she admittedly won't fully play into.
Tall guys who will call her princess is what she truly wants. A father figure.
>>25265939
Women are truly fucking evil.
>tfw motherly sayings make me horny
Being with my immediate family is always awkward now, I hate it
Motherly women are the best.
>>25249330
>tfw no MOMMY GF
Just fucking end it all
>>25252076
>Do your parents really have an influence on your mental health that much?
Absolutely
Read some psychology books
>tfw you will never impregnate your motherly girlfriend
Thanks feminism
>tfw no mommy to put me in diapers
>>25266185
>diapers
Too far pham
>>25263659
Of course it is. Women that still act like women are god-tier, but nowhere to be found.And even if I did I'm not good enough for one
>>25266185
GET THE FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOUTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTTT GOD DAMN IT
>>25251429
>im a special snowflake im just neurologically damaged
Every female's self description
>>25265654
Definitely not a trap. And I guess I can't judge my own attractiveness. I'm single because I literally don't talk to people irl unless it's absolutely necessary (like talking to the cashier or something). It's also really difficult to meet people in general, and strangers always make me nervous. Sometimes I wonder if I have some kind of late onset autism, because I was mostly normal as a kid (never the most outgoing, but I didn't dread human interaction until middle school). So yeah, just crazy probably.
>>25265790
Lots and lots of porn.
My only girlfriend used to let me suck on her nipples when I was stressed and she would stroke my hair. It was heavenly. She had absolutely massive motherly breasts. I used to call her mommy and got her to tell me I was her good boy. I miss her.
>>25267048
>tfw will never have my fellow autistic qt3.14
>>25264120
My parents are from a pretty traditional/redpilled culture, so I've mostly escaped the pull of feminism. I fell for the meme for a while when I was younger/dumber, but my nature was never one congruent with feminism. I've always liked to cook, always liked feeling feminine, so much so that I didn't even consciously notice it for a long time.
I love children of all ages, from people nearly old enough to be peers (I'm 18) to teeny babies. And they seem to like me in return. I think I'd be a good mother. My mother was/is an amazing mom, and she works in childcare, and the only reason I'm resisting the urge to do the same is because I don't want or need to spend the money on credentials to raise children of my own, and getting a different degree that will allow me to work from home will benefit my future kids, rather than just myself, in the moment.
I am thinking of taking culinary classes sometime though, just to get a more rounded repertoire of recipes.
Freudian theories are Freudian.
Consider the following. Perhaps motherly characters give you a hard on because you know she'll be that way to your own children, giving them a healthy childhood?
>>25254483
continuing because this thread is still alive and I woke up with more feels
>tfw no man to feed brunch because I made too much homemade bread dough last night and had to bake the second batch before it went sour
>tfw I wanted to eat low carb after the holidays but the bread was so good I ate two pieces
>tfw no man that can eat twice as much as I can
>tfw no man to playfully pinch and scold me if I eat too much because he knows that bread is my weakness
>tfw no man to save leftovers for, because seeing a grateful guy enjoy and compliment my food is 1000x better than eating it
>tfw no man to have cozy weekend mornings in with
>tfw no man to watch stand up specials on Netflix with
>tfw no man to laugh at non-PC humor with
>tfw no man to make non PC jokes that I can pretend to be offended by, but laugh at anyway
>tfw no man to tease me for being too sensitive
Fuck my entire life.
>>25267619
>people that aren't real
the post
>>25267803
l'm right here, though.
>>25267048
>Lots and lots of porn.
Obviously, I was wondering what specifically.
Also you sound spookily similar to myself.
>>25249330
Same here OP, girls who act motherly are wife material. Its a shame they're so rare these days.
>>25267803
literally any man on earth will do this with you
you fucking cunt
FEMBOT FEELS
DO NOT EXIST
>>25267846
lol
>>25268133
this
fucking baka tbqh desu senpai
>>25257652
Not the anon you replied to, but you seem very sweet. I haven't been able to find girls like you either. I'm very shy irl, and I gravitate towards other shy people. Where are the girls like you? ;-;
"It makes my dick hard" this is not part of it.
a GF acting motherly is seeing what when around with children. it doesnt make yoiur dick hard i hope. but it makes your heart jump, it makes you warm inside.
its nothing about your GF being hot in an apron making cookies but how she acts when your nephew runs up on her hand full of dirt and on apron smears all over you know?
its not sex apeal but more famly apea. how she reacts yea?
>>25250601
X E V
E
V
her performances are legitimately Oscar worthy.
>>25268133
I'd rather not be with a man who'd call me a cunt, though.
Plus I want to save myself for marriage, which most college dudes don't want to consider. Even if they were kissless virgins, they'd probably want to have their first gf sleep with them, right? I'm afraid of investing time into someone who won't want to commit. I wouldn't mind dating someone who didn't want to get married (or married yet) but I doubt he'd stick around for the food knowing that PIV sex was off the table.I would consider stuff like handjobs if it was a longer relationship, but I'd really prefer not to go on hormonal birth control because it's unhealthy I'd want family planning to be restricted to prophylactics and the commitment of someone who was ready to have children.
>>25268581
literally
any
man
would
date
you
and
do
these
things
>>25268581
We can have a platonic relationship if you want? Where do you live? PA?
>>25268581
>I'd rather not be with a man who'd call me a cunt
I don't doubt it.
I'm just saying, any person would be with YOU and yet you cry about non-existent feels on a board full of lonely suicidal men. It just feels masturbatory, like you're fishing for compliments.
Watching Netflix and spending time and making food and laughing and being with each other? Gross! What man would ever wanna do that??!?!?!?! Fuck off.
>>25268616
If this is true, maybe I am just a stupid cunt who messes everything up. I guess I self sabotage. I'm pretty sure I'm a sperg, but I can't talk about it because "roastie whore girls can't be robots stop going after Chad".
I've never been in a relationship, I don't have many friends, and I'm not very social. Sometimes I say weird things that come off insulting/rude. I'm working on being better and more considerate, I'm not easily offended so sometimes I notice things and say them without thinking, like a child.
Thanks for the reality check, anon. I needed that.
>>25268815
i'm gonna assume your standards are sky high, so no, chad won't fuck you if you're awkward.
however, there are hundreds of thousands of men walking around every single day who hope and pray in their minds that literally any person would talk to them or smile at them and improve their shit lives just a little bit. you, as a girl, can go up to one of these men, and he'll probably lose his mind just being approached by you. he'll be nervous, flattered, hell he might even think it's a hidden camera prank or something. then you just talk. it's okay if you're nervous or shy because the rules of society dictate that girls are allowed to be shy and it's cute when they are. if you talk and he's not to your liking, just end it. girls have the privilege of choice. there's plenty of other lonely guys with lots going on behind their tired eyes.
>>25268810
Men and women think differently, anon. My perspective is different than yours. What may seem obvious to you isn't so obvious to me, but I'm sorry if I imposed.
I'm a college student, all I see is people drinking and partying and fucking. People talking about hooking up, and smoking weed and going to raves and doing drugs.
I'm not saying no one would want to eat and watch Netflix. But to the exclusion of boozing and clubbing and having sex? I don't see that. Just like many robots have a oneitis that ends up being a reformed promiscious girl, most of the people I've held interest in have only been after sex, or have been secret druggies.
I know that none of that frustration is evident in the 'feels' posts, but I was trying to stay marginally on topic with them instead of derailing with my own stupid shitty female problems, like I've gone and done now.
>>25268875
I'll never understand why females don't realize this, or at least don't care to bother doing this. Hence why I believe females are all horrible creatures solely focused on raising their own social status.
>>25268875
Not sky high. But you're right I am shy.
I like men, I try to be polite and kind and smile, but I feel like whenever someone looks back at me when I look at them, they'd approach if they were interested. I need to get over that if eye contact means the same thing for both sexes, and indicates interest.
>>25268974
>but I feel like whenever someone looks back at me when I look at them, they'd approach if they were interested
>>25268909
>I'm a college student, all I see is people drinking and partying and fucking.
this entire board is introverted male college students
>>25269005
This entire board is full of women hate.
>>25269176
i think it's more just frustration. frustration at self-incompetence, but too insecure to take responsibility for it.
Yeah i would want a mommy gf but I'd want her to have to different facets to her like sometimes be sweet and caring but other times harsh and demanding
>>25250155
The downside is they dont fucking exist retard
>>25268581
yeah, you're definitely just another attention whore playing the fetish up. literally any guy ITT would do this with you yet you're apparently never going to find a guy that will do this with you. wtf retard logic is this fuck this faggot
>>25250724
At least you can get short girls.
>tfw 5'10
Not tall enough to be considered tall and not short enough to be submissive .
>>25254483
>>25256808
>>25260777
>>25267803
>>25254409
How do I find women like you irl
>>25269579
protip: it's a trap
>>25268974
Pleeease post your skype! I'm so lonely, I'm gigamess321. Add me!
>>25269734
>adding random NEETs from /r9k/
lol stalkers incoming
>>25264675
my fantasy is some christmas cake setting her eyes on me and deciding right then and there i'll be the father of her children
>>25252076
>ozc
>scrubbed the grain off
Do yourself a favor and download the EG version
>tfw my next door neighbor is extremely motherly with me
>she's a huge whore
>she barely respects me
Goddamn it.
>>25268699
WA, actually. About as far away as you can get in the same country.
>>25270079
how fitting
PA reporting as well
>>25256808
>tfw most guys these days are betas thanks to feminism
0/10
>TFW You probably have never read Intercourse, Aint I a woman?, and the poems of Audre Lorde
>TFW probably never even heard of Mary Daly
shit GF material, guys. Don't even bother.
>>25269198
Honestly, someone who posts women hate, even to vent, in his free time, doesn't seem like someone I'd want to spend the rest of my life with. So, when faced with the option of what I see in my day to day, and what I see on r9k, my options are quite limited.
I'm not trying to whine or garner sympathy or pity, even if it seems that way. I honestly am this clueless/socially stunted when it comes to my own life and experiences.
>>25270079
I'm in WA as well. You seem like a cool person, I'd be your friend.
>>25270107
Sorry anon. :C
I've visited PA though, Philadelphia. I went in a carriage ride and got to visit an Amish dairy farm. They gave us milk and homemade cookies. It was really nice.
>>25270185
Where in Washington? I'm near the Seattle area.
>>25270144
why are you here though
>>25270230
P-PA here
i-i'll give you milk and homemade c-cookies... :$
>>25270268
I didn't say people should stop posting women hate. I just said I wouldn't want to date someone who did.
I'm not on 4chan looking for a lover.
>>25270299
but you're here to vent about love
