shit christmas thread.
>Join my family for gifts and dinner
>It's my time to open mine
>A small envelope. Open it
>It's a 6 months gym pass
>wtf, my face is blank, WHAT THE FUCK
>"Hey anon! That's great! Time to gain some weight to charm those girl huh? I'm sure you can't handle them with those arms" says my uncle
>WHAT. THE. FUCK
>Half my family is silent because even they realize how fucked up the gift and the words were
>the other half is trying to fix the situation
>We sit to have dinner
>Most uncomfortable meal of my fucking entire life, holding my tears is just harder and harder
>I can't do it anymore. "Thanks, I'm full though, happy christmas everyone"
>Get in my room and cry like a bitch
I just can't, anons. I can't do this anymore. I WISH I WASN'T A FUCKING PUSSY TO FINALLY END IT ALL
I FUCKING WISH I HAD THE COURAGE
Helium sounds good i don't even know anymore but I definitely must do something.
happy christmas and sorry to bother you
Maybe you should go to the gym, lose some weight and stop being a loser
>>25227272
What if you went to the gym?
>>25227306
>lose some weight
im a fucking skeleton anon I've been a fucking sad skeleton my whole life
>>25227272
Why can't you just go? Or at least do some bodyweight stuff at home? It does help.
>>25227348
Get some peanut butter. The fat makes you gain weight like fuck.
>>25227272
Oh boo hoo someone got you a pass to a nice workout facility
Meanwhile I'm here doing pullups on trees and lifting random heavy boxes in my basement
Fuck you
You can do more than you think. You just need to break through the barrier.
>>25227348
Get two things of frosting and eat them. Congratulations you ate lots of calories. Do some push ups and sit ups and then you're normal.
>>25227306
j u s
b u r s e l f f a m
>>25227447
You have the advantage because you have the will to do it.
>6 month gym membership
That's actually a really good gift tbqh. Not all that cheap either.
>>25227272
that sounds like something my uncle would do. am skeletor too OP
i dont really care and feel ok being skeletor
>femboy
>>25227272
fuck you ungrateful cuntbag that's expensive af!!!!!
>>25227272
>how fucked up the gift and the words were
you're the one who's fucked up
t. a fucking depressed loser who also cried in his room today
you fucking piece of shit, be grateful and just be yourself ;^)
>>25227272
It's the thought that counts, or so they say.
Whomever gifted you that (your uncle) must have been thinking an awful lot about you. He knows you're unhappy and why you're unhappy. That person has an idea of what you're going through and is trying to help you get what you want. A gf.
Think about it from his point of view, it must have been shit for him to have to do that, he didn't have to give your cry baby ass anything, but yet there he is giving you a well thought out gift and encouraging you to use it so you can get at least an ugly gf.
>Last year
>90 year old senile great aunt handing out the usual envelopes with $10
>I don't get one, she forgot me
>Mom flips a shit in front of senile aunt.
>Get $100 in the mail from aunt later
>Every interaction until she dies is going to be fucking embarrassingly weird.
GET OUT NORMIES
iktfb, 128lb manlet skeleton here. All the fatties and failed chads here will never understand the suffering of a skeleton.
GET OUT NORMIES
>>25227645
Holy fucking shit, this cant be true.
Sorry to tell you Anon, but your mother is a whore
You sound like a faggot-ass bitch cunt crying little batty snivelling fuckwit.
Here's my Christmas story
>Zack's asshole is ready
>It's time for me to show my big long schlong dong into his anus
>I look at him for a moment
>My big dong in one hand and a burger from Burger King in the other
>I take a bite of my burger and place it on the table.
>Zack yells "do it now Jessica!"
>I shove my big long schlong dong into his butt.
>He giggles with joy.
>I pick up my burger off the table and take another bite.
>It tastes so good
>Zack asks for a bite
>I say "no"
>This is my burger.
>I asked him if he wanted anything from Burger King and he said no.
>So why does this bitch think I'm going to share with him?
>I remove my big long schlong dong from his asshole.
>Zack takes a sip of water and says "Oh boy Jessica! That was great! I sure do love when you insert your potato pie pumpkin flavored french fry into my butt!"
>All of a sudden a nigger walks into the room.
>I say "Who are you Mr. Black Man?"
>He stares at me with those brown eyes.
>They're the color of poop
>The Nigger says "I am Nigger Nogger asshole clogger. I am here because I smelled Burger King."
>I quickly look at my burger.
>He wants it.
>But it's mine.
>I don't want anyone else eating my burger!
>Mr. Nigger Nogger and Zack are staring at me now.
>I slowly put the last bite of the hamburger into my mouth.
>I wish it didn't have to be this way.
>A nigger and Zack are just staring at me.
>I am scared.
>Then suddenly, Zack says "Hello Nigger Nogger asshole clogger! I'm Zack! I was born with a nigger fetish. I can't help but notice you're black. Mind if I touch your eyebrows?"
>The nigger stares at Zack for what seems like forever.
>Then says "Go ahead bitch."
>Zack places his right hand on the niggers eyebrow.
>I am so confused.
>Zack never asked to touch my eyebrows before.
>Am I not nigger enough for Zack?
>The nigger backs away from Zack and says "Well it looks like you finished that damn burger nigga."
>Me and my homies wanted some... but it's gone."
Part 1/2
>>25227708
>"My nigger friends are outside waiting for me, so I have to go now. Bye mother fuckers."
>The nigger walks out.
>Zack gets a tear in his eye.
>"The nigger nogger asshole clogger is gone." He says.
>"I thought he was going to be mine forever, but he's gone."
>I give Zack an angry look. Me and Zack are married. Why would he want a nigger?
>They are black.
>Zack wouldn't be able to see them in the dark. No one can see niggers in the dark.
>Anyway, today is Simons birthday.
>Me and Zack have to get ready for the party now.
>I ask Zack if he wants to stop at Burger King on the way there.
>He says no because it will remind him of the nigger.
>Zack says "Jessica, do you ever think I'll see Mr. Nigger Nogger asshole clogger again?"
>I don't reply because I'm too busy thinking about the Nigger's poop colored eyes.
>Zack rolls his eyes and goes to wait in the car
>"Here we come Simon." I say, and walk out of the room.
Part 2/2
I hope you all enjoyed.
I think someone got me a gym membership this year and I'm super excited. They've got a pool and I miss swimming during the cold months.
>>25227272
>be skeleton
>hate being skeleton
>uncle gives me expensive gift to not be skeleton
>Cry about it
wtf OP kill yourself
how fucking thin skinned are you that you can't handle family friendly banter like that? My dad bought me a dildo when I was about 17 and said I should use it to fuck myself in the ass since I was going to die a Virgin anyway, and we all laughed.
>>25227708
>>25227735
>>>/b/
I think you'll find people more *sigh* YOUR type there.
>>25227846
>blaming others for not being as strong
anon pls
that being said, maybe you should give it a try anon, what he said was pretty fucked up but the present itself aint so bad
>>25227708
>>25227735
ecks dee xD
epic story /b/roseph
>>25227272
>7272
Nice
You're a piece of shit, that's a pretty nice gift, please consider killing yourself or making some serious changes in your retarded mentality
Smh senpai
>>25227846
> use it to fuck myself in the ass since I was going to die a Virgin anyway
Thats fucking great.
>>25227846
>said I should use it to fuck myself in the ass since I was going to die a Virgin anyway
W-Well did you?
>>25227272
OP, please man the hell up. Be happy you at least had a family to sit down with, and that bothered to get you something. Most of my family doesn't bother getting together, and the ones that do exclude me. Use that fucking gym membership to work out and build some muscle, you'll feel better about yourself. At least they gave you that opportunity.
>early december
>get gf for first time in life at 26 years old
>roughly 2 weeks later she dies, on Christmas day
It's been 4 years, I love you SarahI am still a virgin
>>25227272
double 72 get wasted on a faggy skeleton great job guys
OP its never too late
to kill urself
>>25227272
oh boo fucking hoo
I'm about to drink some shitty convienant store booze and play dress up in my house alone by myself for christmas eve
But you had SO bad :^ ((((
Also maybe you SHOULD go to the fucking gym. You must be pretty fat or embarrassingly skinny.
You're being kind of a spoiled brat. You have 6 months free to just walk in and work out for 45 minutes without having to pay for shit.
That's a pretty good gift imo. The only reason I don't go to the gym is that I can't afford it.
On the bright side I did getthe golden piggy bank on Wii Fit yesterday.
>>25227272
Wtf are you aspie and get change your schedule you stupid fuck face? Stop being a pussy and just do it faggot. This is the most pathetic first world problem page I've seen in my fucking life. How about you appretiate what you have for once in your life and stop being an entitled little bitch.
MERRY CHRISTMAS STOP BEING A FAGGOT OP OR YOU DESERVE SADNESS.
>>25227735
This was genuinely amazing 10/10 anon
>>25227447
Damn nigga you Baki mode
>>25227645
Give 90 back, anon. Show your aunt you love her
Go to the gym ya faggot
That's like $500 at my gym senpai.
If you want a shit Christmas, try being estranged from your family and single.
I think about suicide every Christmas, desu.
anon if you're still here can I have your skype or steam? I hella want to talk with you. I'm sad too, don't think this is a shitty reply, I genuinely want to talk. I tried to kill myself last night.
if you don't want to reply or w/e my steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/forksupthebutt/
What the fuck did I do
Just fucking hustle up already, get fucking moving, make the change. Postpone it some more, it's going to do fuck all but make it worse in the long run. Or just kill yourself any time, preferrably ASAP.
>>25229828
you were on the liquid jew
>>25229823
you didn't do a good enough job, you already failed life and you even failed at getting rid of your life, god you're terrible
>>25227272
Lmao what a spoiled little baby you are
>>25229823
>tumblr filename
>tumblr post
>tumblr profile
Either you're baiting or you're a fat roastie who visits here to get ur ultra rare pepes XD to post on tumblr
>we have christmas dinner one day early this year because my mom has to work tomorrow
>the epople at the dinner table are me, my mom, and my little sister
>my little sister starts bringing up sjw shit
>she says it's sexist for a game set in World War 2 to not include female soldiers
>claims there is no racism against white people in the United States
>claims that I shouldn't say nigger (I use it when talking with my own friends sometimes) because I'm white
>only blacks are allowed to say nigger because they are "reclaiming" the word from its racist past
>she also says that she, as a lesbian is the only one of us allowed to use the word dyke in order to reclaim it from its homophobic origins
>my mom and I both try to talk some sense into her
>she litterally just sticks her fingers in her ears and says "lalalla I can't hear you"
>she's 16 years old and having a temper tantrum like an 8 year old
Where did it all go wrong? I'm not even some super right wing /pol/ stormfag but that was just ridiculous.
Got a letter from my estranged mother. Should I read it?
I miss her sometimes but she has bipolar and can be extremely fucking crazy, not sure if it's nice or about all the ways I fucked up.
>>25229948
nah, I just like yandere type pictures. The artist only uses pixiv and tumblr.
Here's another drawing from the artist.
>>25227272
>uncle actually cares about you enough to give you a present that isn't just a meaningless object but a path to a better life
>says pretty honest, if somewhat harsh, statement
>encourages you to become better
>whine about it like a pussy
Goddamit anon, if my uncle gave me a gym membership I'd be so happy that someone actually noticed my problems and cared about me, I'd not only have the motivation to go, but I'd try to turn many aspects of my life into something better.
That said, I'm sorry you're depressed. Maybe think about how your uncles gift is actually a good thing for you
Are you a cutie op? Need your little cock stroked?
>my mummy got me a new pair of sennheisers because my old ones broke
>now drinking cider in my room listening to music
>roast chicken and ham for lunch soon
ballin
every
day
nigga
>>25229964
I think its best you just put your sister down mate
shes on the slippery slope of getting knocked up by a refugee then teaching it to have the same retarded views as her
Literally like one of those tumblr chicks that get absolutely shocked when you suggest that they're fucking fat and should lose some weight.
>>25230121
>getting knocked up by a refugee
She says she's a lesbian though.
>>25230216
that's tumblr "lesbian*********", though.
There's a fairly large difference.
>>25230239
Fair enough, it's actually a bit funny that you should say she'll get knocked up by a refugee. I remember my grandmother 2 Christmases ago telling me that she was worried by sister is going to be one of those pregnant teenage girls.
>>25227272
I saw my ex yesterday, and thus spent 6 hours crying. I been improving myself, got sober, not a neet anymore. I try and try and try, but I know that I will never have someone as good as her again. It's a very sad Christmas.
>>25229823
You still around? We can talk but I'm pretty bad at it. I can listen to you as much as you want though
Also I'm getting really drunk so I might be even more dumb than usual.
>>25227272
not christmas story, but a bit similar and i have to vent:
>be me 5y ago
>Dinner with family and guests (gf of my two brothers)
>Already feel uncomfortable, as always in social situations
>luckily the food is good, so I had that going for me
>my mom makes a fat joke about me and calls me fat
>everyone has a good laugh, except my dad and one of the guests, who probably realize how much that shit just stung
>Look into the eyes of that guest and feel how uncomfortable he is and how sorry he is for me
>i just wanted to enjoy some food and mind my own business, now im trying not cry and make myself even more of a laughingstock...
After that day I stopped liking food, literally one of the few things I enjoyed. Lost weight in all secrecy, cuz i didnt want those fuckers to be the reason for it. Now i have a good physique but i feel so much worse.
>>25229823
>Don't Starve
that reminds me
/r9k/ DST server FUCKING WHEN?
>stay in my room because every christmas is the same
>decide to try an interact with people
>brother only wants a 1-sided conversation
>sister is piss-drunk
>mother is making googly eyes at her new boyfriend
every year
>>25230423
Don't throw the idea out there if you're not the one whose going to do it Anon.
>>25230367
Context/sauce on that comic?
Most helium now contains oxygen so you just get brain damage instead of killing yourself
>>25227272
I think I remember reading this on tumblr. Complete with the same wtfs and I can't evens.
>all alone by myself in my room
>take acid
>feel swept up in my own little micro-universes for a little while
>start to realize how alone I am
>chest races really hard and the trip turns really bad
>no one to comfort me
>choked down some booze after throwing most of it up
>>25230503i actually can host I just really don't want to
>>25227480
>is presented with good advice
>spouts memes because he has no counter-argument
>go to aunts house for christmas dinner
>all 45 relatives on my moms side are crammed into this house
>an entire blunt and tripple shot weren't enough, just being in proximity of these people instantly killed my buzz
>children running around screaming like crazy
>uncles and aunts are fucking wasted making sniveling remarks just out of ear shot of one another
>last five christmas parties have been "themed" this years was a ridiculous summer theme
>so everyone was dressed in shorts and stupid t shirts and the "meal" was hamburgers and hot dogs(i shit you not)
>cousin cuts her sons food for hime(so he doesn't choke) the kids 11 years old and not mentally handicaped
>I get shit from every single one of my aunts for not having gotten knocked up and having a child unwed like all my cousins have.
>presents get openned and the entire thing takes over an hour and a half because there are so many people.
>like usual I leave whenver its finished just so they can't bitch I left early.
I kinda hate how my family tries belittling me for not being a fuck up.
>>25227272
What's the problem with the gift honestly?
>>25230691
>just stop being a loser
>it's not that hard bro, just be yourself
You know what? I'm /fit/ but I'm still depressed and a virgin of course. I still wanna die. Your improved physique won't change anything.
>>25228352
>dated two weeks
>in love
>4 years later
Nigga what?
>>25230705
Bring a bro next time and get drunk off to the side while laughing at everyone and their normie drama. If anyone asks why he's there say his family died and he didn't wanna be alone at christmas.
>>25230735
/thread that shit never helps
>>25230712
Millenials get "triggered" by any suggestion of self improvement to the point where they break down into tears.
I hate this fucking generation.
>>25229964
Pics of your sister?
>>25230735
Your point? Sounds like good advice
>>25230705
b-be my gf pls...
>>25230830
>hurr I don't wanna take dat normie advice hurrdurr
>>25230914
Christ you are fucking pathetic.
>tfw working on Christmas Eve and having to cash out people you went to high school with that have finished Uni and come back to town to visit their families
>tfw knowing they're looking down on you for still having a retail job in a low-income area
>tfw the shame of being a poorfag that had to withdraw from community college
Seriously senpaitachi how do I get over my massive inferiority complex
>>25230956
... he said, as he posted on a Chinese cartoon imageboard, on Christmas Eve
>>25230939
Anytime you be yourself you get called weird or a creep why do you think we want to be alone
>>25231024
Why not just call them out on it, or tell them to fuck off?
>>25231021
Yeah, at least I ain't as pathetic as your desperate ass. I'm content with being alone., fucking loser.
>>25231039
>tell them to fuck off
they'll tell all of their friends and all of their friend's friends and they'll all collectively make fun of you.
>call them out on it
they'll still do it and then tell all their friends and their friends friends etc etc
there's no winning with normalfags
>be Christmas
>alone
Guess i'll go play some video games or something
>>25227671
Eh, as a lanklet skelly it's not so bad. You get a few jokes but dressing well and having anorexia abs still puts you in the top 25% of men if your face isn't deformed some way.
Dress for your body type. It makes a huge difference. I love heroin chic. I keep telling myself I'll start roiding and gain 70 lbs or so, but as long as I'm above average in looks I'm content. The cut and texture of the clothing is more important than the style or color. Anything looks good if it looks good.
>all these people telling op to go, or trying to motivate them
theres a huge difference between telling somebody what to do and actually helping them do it. what you and ops family are doing is no different than "1 like = 1 prayer'
skellies who cry about being unable to put on weight are on the exact same level as tumblr whales who cry about not being able to lose it
drown everything you eat in olive oil and peanut butter for a month and you'll realize you've been full of shit your entire life
weight gain/loss is simple physics
>>25231070
>pathetic
>loser
I want the Spooks to leave
>>25227272
>Mum bought me a sweet book about Rome
>Loads of sweets
>Good dinner on the way
Pretty good christmas this here T B H if I do say so myself
>>25231100
>mfw people think their body defies the laws of thermodynamics
>>25227272
6 month gym pass is a sick gift. Some people only got socks this year!
If you do right, those 6 months will make you escape skelly mode.
>>25228352
How did she died?
>>25229764
Apostasy, drugs, or diddling?
I can't think of any other reason a family would turn their back on someone.
>>25231093
If OP lived in hamilton, I'd go to the gym with him.
Honestly OP, you really should hit the gym. Nothing is better for your confidence than seeing yourself slowly improve and become more attractive through hard work.
Go to /fit/, read the fucking sticky. Download myfitnesspal, set it up to gain 1-2 pounds per week. Eat like a fucking pig, the meal is not over when you are full, the meal is over when you hate yourself. Hit the gym, do Starting Strength, its only like 1.5 hours per day, 3 days a week. Soon you will be lifting heavy ass weight and wont look like a skellington.
Do all of this for 6 months and then you can decide to bitch out.
>>25229964
Like most tumblrinas she's 16, that's how they are. She'll calm down eventually and (probably) be embarrassed she ever held the opinions she does now or at least feel shame for forcing them on her family
>tfw christmas in 20 minutes
I have nothing
Still 12 hours or so left until Christmas morning here, but I already know I'm not getting what I wanted.
Honestly, I feel really bad about the whole thing. I'm the kind of guy who just buys myself anything I need, and I don't really need more clutter or stuff I won't use every day. I came up with one thing I felt like would actually benefit my life but that I wasn't willing to buy for myself, told my parents about it, and they said OK, only to tell me later that they got something else instead.
Obviously I won't be an ungrateful bitch about whatever they got me, but I kind of feel like I wish they just hadn't bothered, since it's likely to be something they spent too much money on and that'll be cool for 5 minutes and then end up collecting dust on a shelf forever.
I got 250 gbp from mummy
>family is boring, they dont have friends and wont do anything
>go to cousin hous le to dinner
>dont get gift, wont ask cause theyll say my new phone from months ago was my gift
>no irl friends
>the couple online friends are offline
>no alcohol
>no pc, so no games
>posting this from phone, in bed listening to music
haven't had money to buy anybody presents for the past 6 years, neither has my family
just gonna sleep through christmas this year and hope people forget i exist, getting really depressed
>tfw jewish
OP, I've been skinny all my life and for the past 6 months I've been working out on a semi-regular basis and I can already see the improvement. It's worth it. We all want to kill ourselves sometimes, but you just got to roll with the punches and get to what's real.
Or go ahead and jump, faggot.
>There are people who cry over a joke that wasn't hate filled
>there are people who cry over getting a present that they didn't want.
Jesus, what a generation of pussies. You would think a bunch of people who have lived with depression you would grow a thick skin and get a nihilistic viewpoint. But I guess not, this is sad. Unless this board is infested with 15 year old children, I thought you were supposed to grow out of this shit.
I hate christmas. Every fucking year it never changes.
>shoved into tiny apartment with 30 people
>WiFi is slow as shit
>hot as shit
>everyone bothering me
>loud
>only good food is what I make
>hate everyone here
>fucking cousins refuse to leave their dogs alone so they bring their 2 yipping hell yorkis and their retarded pug that literally NEVER stops panting
Every year. Im so fucking bored. These shit heads aren't family, they're relatives. The only thing we have in common is a lineage and I'm supposed to "love" them?
Fuck this fucking meme. I feel like a piece of shit for it, but I'm actually kind of looking forward to my grandmother dying so this shit comes to an end.
Christmas is shit.
>>25227272
My 18 year old cousin got engaged tonight.
I'm a 26 year old jobless, kissless virgin.
>>25231617
A hundred times this.
>>25230370
Sorry I left for a bit to give a gift to my aunt.
I'm still here. I'd still love to talk, I'll join you in getting drunk. Hit me the fuck up son
>>25227272
Just go to the gym you faggot. I used to get my ass beat everyday of elementary because I was skelly mode and couldn't gain weight, but I started bodybuilding when I turned 14. Of course you'll never be a giant monster, it just won't happen with your body type, but you WILL make gains if you actually try and bitches WILL notice.
>>25231621
>meme
It's not really a meme you retard. A bunch of people hate their families, but unlike them they have the balls to tell them to fuck off and that they are going to do their own thing.
Go ahead and spit in your grandmothers face you piece of trash. You might as well act who you really are which is a butt blasted selfish little shit who only cares about yourself and can't sacrifice a little comfort and enjoy the fact you have family for a few hours.
Fuck people like you are the worst, I've had a jew ruin one side of the family, and a greedy cunt who caused family infighting over like a few hundred thousand dollars on another side of the family so I have no one but my parents and they divorced.
Little shits who take things others can't have for granted and bitch about it like somehow it's terrible.
>>25231721
Serious question here from someone who is trying to improve their body.
I was 150ish before I started lifting. Currently hovering around 160 after 6 months of semi-regular exercise. What would be a reasonable end weight? Would something like 200 be possible?
>>25227272
lol that's what you consider to be a shit christmas? gtfo my board faggot normie kid
>>25227272
>Family cares about you and genuinely wants to help you out
>Cry about it like a little bitch
fuck is wrong with you, just go to the gym nigga
>>25231834
Fuck you too, bitch. Hope you get mugged and get a bullet or ten lodged in your wrists :^]
Fuck your family too.
>>25231721
>never
Anyone can be a genetic freak if they try. You have no one but yourself to blame if you waste time in the gym natty.
>>25227272
ahh, just use the gym pass my dude
>>25231976
>Fuck your family too
Man I'm glad you can read. No really go ahead and spit on your grandmother and tell them all to go fuck themselves. Act who as you truly are so they can see what a little piece of shit you are and how little they will fucking miss you when you cut yourself out of the family.
Tell your grandmother you are excited for her death so you are no longer obligated to interact with anyone in that family. Go ahead and guilt her, might as well be truthful to the little piece of garbage that you are.
You certainly don't give a shit about your grandmother, you are doing it out of a guilt obligation, and the fact you wish for her death and call family love a "meme" means you are a just another pathetic piece of shit spoiled first world child who was given everything of a silver platter and gets mad when everything isn't their special little way.
But lets face it, this would be things I would say to an adult. You are clearly 15, or still have the mind frame of a 15 year old so you will dig your own grave later on when or if you grow up and you realize you have no family left, and no one who gives a shit about you and you realize the only time you had left with someone who actually gave a shit about you, and you just pissed it away saying "Man I wish this bitch was dead so I can meme on the internet more on faster internet."
>>25230960
Go back to CC m8?
>>25232127
Settle down, babe. You seem really upset about this. Be merry, "tis the season" after all. Go don your gay apparel and take a walk to cool your head, faggot.
>>25231834
Just curious, how did a Jew ruin one side of your family?
I have Jewish relatives and they're super-chill, but they're also not the crazy orthodox kind or anything.
>be me
>spending shitmas with gf and her shitfam
>constantly humiliated by her mother
>can't talk back because I'll get kicked out
>long drive home, i can't drive.
>got into argument with gf
>feelings of depression and loneliness take over
>( trust me, it happens in shit relations)
>want to off myself. Drink myself to sleep.
>can't because the house is filled with shitfam
I don't care if you call me a normie because i say i have a gf.
I don't care if you insult me, id actually appreciate it if you did robots.
>>25232307
Shes literally straight out of the /pol/ book of propaganda.
My grandfather was a rich businessman, worth multiple millions. His first wife died early on, they say from natural causes but she was fairly young for that. My mom was still a kid when this happened, they had another kid, turned my mother into that red headed step-child where they completely ingored her and sent her off anywhere else do her step mother didn't have to deal with my mom.
tl;dr she blackmailed my grandfather with something that neither my mom or I know what, and forced him to say and do whatever she told him to. From horrible financial advice, to fucking us out of the family business and giving it to some random person. Then when my grandfather got cancer the first time, we saw him, but the second time she wouldn't allow us to see him at all, and she wouldn't let my grandfather come visit us at all. She also wouldn't allow him to visit his extended family/friends either unless they were on the step grandmothers side. Then when my grandfather went on chemo, the one time we did meet him, he seem to have lost his mind. He became very slow, and not witty anymore, and I believe at that time she forced him to write my mother and I out of the will so she got all the money in the end. My grandfather died, she screwed out of state after getting her shekels and is now living in colorado with her dyke daughter.
Another fun fact in the following post!
>>25227272
you should go to the gym and after 6 months savagely beat your uncle to death with your bare hands
catharsis
>>25227272
>roommates all got holiday off and are spending it with their families
>so jaded from working 50-60 hour weeks that I don't even know what day it is or really care that it's Christmas
>come home after brutal 12 hour shift to an empty house
>have to work tomorrow all day and won't be able to make it out to my aunts to see her and my dad
>will probably spend Christmas alone
>"sorry anon, you're working 6 days next week and New Year's Day"
I used to thing the wageslave thing was a fucking meme but god damn I think about it every extra hour of OT I work, especially since it's the holidays and I worked thanksgiving too
>>25232429
I have so much I want to tell you but I don't want to type it all out.
Main points:
>sellout
>fucking normie
>tool used as a means to end your loneliness
>future cuckold
>weak
>>25232509
At some point during our visits with my grandfather who was on chemo after losing a lung, the step grandmother tried replacing my mom and I with a Dominican republic single mother (We are both white) and her twin kids with no father.
At this point my grandfather pretty much lost all spirit that was the man I knew and became someone you would see in hospice and laying on their death bed. And it got to the point where dana (step grandmother) got the mother/kids to call him dad/grandpa. And to top it off the dominican reubplic chick was an infamous gold digger, so literally dana found a gold digger who would get a cut of the inheritance to try to trick my grandfather that she was his daughter and phase out my mother all together.
Also ironically enough she got placed as a "daughter" in the obituary.
Also one thing I'm salty about since we are talking about Christmas is that dana always got people gifts for christmas, the last year I saw my grandfather I was 16 so it wasn't like weird to receive a gift and she didn't give me shit got the two little shit bastard twins mountains of toys. When I pulled my father off to the side to kind of ask if this is bullshit or not, he pretty much said it was. I then got a check for 10 dollars for a Christmas gift when she spent 200+ per kid.
Also she tried acting like a victim to me when I was like 8 saying how she was alive during WW2 when she lived in new york saying "Hitler was scary :( I thought I was going to dieee!"
>>25232619
Figured.
Dont care.
Probably gonna off myself anyways.
>>25227846
"h-haha great bantz dad thanks"
"no seriously. fuck right off, son."
>>25227272
Why not go to the gym? Even if you don't exercise religiously, it's a great way to relax and clear your thoughts.
I'm no /fit/izen, but I never regret going to the gym
>>25232429
Jesse, that you?
>>25232652
Oh also I guess I should expand. If you are asking "What of the extended family on your grandfather's side?"
Well we are all italian, and they followed the wishes of my grandfather(which was really dana's) that he didn't wish his daughter was here and is not allowed at family events only the dyke daughter that is dana's child is allowed.
Soo that's why that whole branch of extended family went to shit. We went to talk to them shortly after my grandfathers death, the few that were still alive, and basically just said they learned how shitty dana was and how terrible she was and sorry. But my mom hates them now because they didn't stand up for her when she couldn't and let dana walk all over her and exile her from the family.
So basically a jew casted us out of the family and tried to remove us from all aspects of my grandfathers live so she could get she shekel horde without working a day in her life. Honestly, I'm very /pol/ about kikes at this point and if killing them was legal, I'd by the first ticket to colorado and behead the cunt who ruined my only chance at a relationship with my mother's grandfather and the cause of all mine and my mothers financial strife.
Then I'd just put her head on a pike on the front lawn stating this is what greed gets you. Jews aren't god's chosen people, if they were none of them would be capable of what they did.
>>25232652
Hitler literally did nothing wrong.
>>25227272
'youre a faggot. LIFT
>>25227272
at least you got through your christmas.
My hell starts tomorrow.
>Be me
>Nephew is super skinny
>He complains about having no love life feeling like shit
>If only there was some way to help him
>Shell out $100 on a six month gym membership
>Maybe I can help the kid gain some weight and feel better about himself
>I make some smartass comment as he opens it
>Nephew flips out
>Goes to his room and cries
>Didn't even say thank you
>ShitIpayedalotofmoneyforthis.jpg
>Kid whines about it on shitty image board rather than using the gift
>Continues to wallow in his own misery
>mfw
>>25229823
aren't hammers beautiful?
>>25230583
that's why you use nitrogen
>>25231304
That's sad nigger
>>25233182
kek
>>25232958
Jews will do anything for money
They really are horrible people anon.
If Jews died then we wouldn't have alot of bad things. A Jewish international banker started ww2.
A Jew ruined your family's financial living
Remember that Anon, Remember
>>25233203
They sure are, anon.
>>25231134
>conservation of energy is a consequence of stat mech
the gym will be full of new years resolutioners, so it'll be packed at start of year...
>>25227348
go on a sumo diet then, no way you won't gain weight... skip breakfast, then have a big meal with some beer then take a nap
you want to full sumoaboo then walk around only in a kimino and sandals
this one is more funny (to me at least) than sad
>be the 90's
>really into Nirvana
>At Fred Meyer weekend before x-mas looking at videos with my dad
>find rack with loads of music videos and live concerts on VHS (god I feel old)
>dad comes over and I point out the Nirvana tape and go on about how I would really like to see it
>he spots a tape for Queen and goes on about how great they are
>try my best to steer the conversation away from Queen because I never liked them
>Dad doesn't bite and we go home
>X-mas day I get up early and begin to shake and feel up the presents in hopes of guessing what they are
>there is a present shaped exactly like a VHS tape addressed to me in my dad's hand writing
>fuck yes he got me the tape!
>later we open our presents
>i go to open the tape thinking I know exactly what I got
>Its the fucking Queen VHS tape
>try and pretend I am grateful all the while feeling completely blown out of the water that my dad got a gift for him self and gave it to me
At the end of the day it was a good Christmas and my dad almost never does selfish things like that. These days when I think back on it I want to laugh at how absurd the whole thing was.
>hate Queen with a passion to this very day
>>25231079
not that guy but you think they don't do it anyway?
>>25233702
Not if you're good at not drawing attention to yourself.
How is that a bad gift in any way? I don't get it. I've been meaning to join a gym forever but can't afford a membership
Here is my story:
>be me
>8/10 skinny lanklet but can pull it off with the right clothes.
>Go to a friend of the family christmas party
>Girl is into me wants to hang out
>fucking 60+ people at the party.
>Start having a panic attack and force myself to puke
>Bail on the party with the excuse "uh I'm pretty sick"
>That look of pity on her face when she realizes you are a 21 year old boy instead of a man.
And this is why I'm still a KV, I just don't think I'm worthy of good things.
/blog
>>25233754
You're either a Dorito infested shit smelling tub of lard or a walking corpse, trust me they fucking notice.
I'm a sad skeleton and realized on my own I should gain weight and lift or turn into a tub of lard.
Quit being a pussy and hit the gym. 6 month is pretty good.
>playing computer all day
>finally gets to christmas eve dinner
>head to mother and father's house
>sit down
>litterally only appetizers on table, eat nothing. as usual...
>having a episode of wanting to kill myself
>sleeve falls when i reach across table
>everyone sees the cuts on my wrist
>holyshit.jpeg
>instantly retract arm, roll sleeve up
>run into room
>lock door
>put on headphones and listen to songs that make me want to kill myself
>ignore family
>get on computer and open up to this
yea okalso jarjar binks appreciation thread
>>25233858
I am the most fucking non-descript person I have ever met. I'm beyond bland. I don't stop outside, I don't talk, I don't do anything that'd let people notice me. From what I've noticed, nobody bothers looking at me. I wear brown shoes (non-autismo variety), a white shirt, and jeans when I go out. I have generic hair. I have a generic, blank face. It's not hard to not draw attention to yourself.
>>25233892
Cutting yourself is a meme lol.
>>25233892
>cutting yourself
Are you a fucking teenage girl or something
>>25233904
So you're a walking corpse. Because what you just describe is someone who is completely and totally fucking hollow, trust me I would know since I'm the exact same thing. Everyone either ignores me or if they notice me think I look alright until they see my dead soulless fucking eyes and run for the hills.
>>25233376
Jews are the chosen people of satan.
>>25233918
>>25233939
sounds more like a botched suicide attempt to me.
>>25233959
I don't let anybody look into my eyes. The only interaction I have with people is online.
Nobody talks about me because there's nothing to talk about.
slightly unrelated, the way you describe it made me think of steins;gate0 okabe
>>25233971
Literally the only reason for cutting your wrists is attention. Nobody every cuts their wrists with the intention of truly ending their own life
>>25227272
Don't listen to him. If you want to be a skeleton, that's your choice. Certainly easier than getting fat or ripped. At least the rest of your family seems to know how to not put their foot in it.
>>25234041
Pretty much. Honestly having nothing to talk about is worse than having something negative said about you. At least the latter leaves an impression. They die and the world asks "where's that weird guy". We die and no one even notices.
>>25230735
no one said 'just b yourself' until you did, the advice is as simple and straightforward and true as can be
if you want to not be a pathetic skelly, you need to work out, that's how the fucking world works you stupid little shit
>Having a pretty good time
>Sister says something mean for no reason
>Holiday ruined
What I would give to have her taken away by russian gangsters and sold to some fat ugly shitskin on the otherside of the planet. She always does this. I fucking hate her so much.
>>25234139
>be at family Christmas party
>having a nice time with my brother
>ask him a question about his life, genuinely concerned with him
>he gets pissy for the rest of the night, hear him say he wishes I was kidnapped by gangsters and raped by a "sandnigger"
>Christmas ruined
>>25230367
nobody cares because you're a tripfag fuck you
>>25227348
Well then congratulations, asshole, you're already half way there.
>>25230960
Depending on your grades, you might be able to go to a nicer school for very little money. Some schools have amazing financial aid for low-income students.
>>25234194
I dont think calling me irritating while not even talking to her counts as concerned.
>close family meets for holidays
>sister and her husband are expecting twins early next year
>they get a lot of babby stuff, mom and dad are ecstactic
>i get a month of rent paid for my apartment and prescription sunglasses
>pleased with this
>tfw i have a great small family
christmas in 9 minutes, friends
i expect it to be actually somewhat calm
>dad won't be coming over, would rather spend his xmas with his new whore
>no one wants to travel to see eachother
>mom is an alcoholic so i won't see her
>will just be spending it with my sweet grandma
>brothers might come over but they're nice too so
>>25227272
Go to the gym and stop being a fucking pussy you lanky fuck. stop crying like a bitch and do something about your life. It's not gonna get any better if you do nothing about it
>tfw family never celebrated Christmas because we are too poor
/whitetrashfeels/
>>25234741
what he said. sometimes you just need some tough love and a little bit of the truth. or you can escape to your chinese cartoons
For me, every christmas is the same.
>Be me, 28 year old man living in small apartment
>Had to move away from family at 20
>Mom or Dad never call me
>Don't have any christmas decorations except for a small snowglobe my boss gave everyone
>Asexual, don't care to get any pussy
>Put christmas songs on radio
>Try to be happy
>Can't
>Lonely
>Send christmas cards every year to my niece
>At least I get a thank you text message
>All I do is work and come back home
I practically don't even celebrate it anymore.
>>25230216
When a girl who uses tumblr claims she's a lesbian, she really means she's a lesbian but also attracted to brown guys.
>>25227846
My fucking sides, holy shitYou have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original
>>25230832
Nice millenial meme faggot.
>>25227671
>128lb manlet
>skelly
Nice try.
>>25231886
Depends on you skeletal size. If you are 5'5" (lol kill yourself), 200lb would look kind of ridiculous
>>25235232
>>25235160
>5'9"
>150 pounds
>just enough weight to not be a skeleton
>not enough to make me look chubby
delicate balance familia, especially because none of it is muscle
>>25227272
Your uncle is a shit. At least you had the rest of the family on your side. Now go to the gym get /fit/ and next christmas give your uncle a really fucked up gift.
>Dad is depressed due to money issues
>He doesn't want to celebrate christmas anymore
>I understand him since I'm going to bad times too.
>Mom forces us to dinner with grandmother
>Dad didn't want grandmother to know about the issues
>Mom told her anyway.
>grandmother complains that my father is shiting on christmas with his depression
>She says he should be grategul for having the best son on the world
>Not sure if sarcasm or not but feels like it
>College dropout, cant find a job, I do nothing but embarass them
>Grandmother is mad a dad, dad is mad at mom, everyone goes to sleep except me
>I get on the pc and drink everything is left
>closest thing to a gf I have is my ex-gf who just sent me a text saying "Merry Xmas son of a bitch"
>only gift I got was a bottle of shampoo I bought myself last week.
I want to die before 2016
>>25233892
>head to mother and father's house
>instantly retract arm, roll sleeve up
>run into room
How did you run into your room if you were at their house?
>>25235343
When's the stream anon?
>>25227272
>having a functioning family
Here's how my Christmas will go familia.
>wake up and open presents with parents
>dad sits in silence as mom hands him his 1 bag and 1 box from her
>he gets 15 shirts and 4 pairs of pants
>dad sits in silence then leaves as mom and I exchange presents
>mom listens to music on her TV
>dad watches his TV
>go to my room
>go out to dinner
>sit in silence through car ride
>sit in silence at buffet
>eat overpriced, sub par buffet food from expensive hotel in complete silence
>listen to normies talk to each other and banter over dinner
>go home
>mom watches her TV
>dad watches his TV
>I go to my room
It's the loneliest time of the year. Last year at least we had my grandma for a change but she died.
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!
YES, WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT!
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!
NO HOMOOOOO!
I received a monitor stand for my battlestation.
My monitor cant be mounted on a monitor stand.
Oh well, I appreciated the effort.
Bretty gud, christmas, short and sweet.
>>25229823
I like your games you play but I don't like suicidal people
>grandma comes over
>hand out presents, usually gardening stuff for her, socks for me
>going out to see star wars later.
I miss my family. This season was nicer when I had my mom and grandfather.
>mom's alarm clock/iPod docking station dies
>she mentions she needs a new one
>decide to get her one for Christmas
>the one she had is discontinued
>get the same thing but a newer generation
>make sure its got all the features she wanted
>give it to her a little while ago
>she looks really disappointed for a split second when she realizes its not like the one she had
>she puts on a fake smile and acts grateful
>set it up for her just the way she wanted
>head to bed
>five minutes later she comes to tell me we should just return it because its for iPad not iPod
>tell her its for both
>she insists I return it
It's pretty petty of me to be so concerned about it, but this is why I hate Christmas. It always feel like whatever my dad or I get her isn't what she wants and it's just such a shitty feeling seeing her pretend to be happy with it while barely being able to hide the disappointment from her eyes.
>>25235320
5'7", 155lbs, some of it muscle from working out. Get on my level, son!
>get tube socks and a 25 dollar gamestop gift card
at least i got gifts.
>everyone has got up from the dinner table and are hanging around different parts of the house talking
>sitting at the corner of the table in the corner of the room alone
>uncle and his girlfriend come in and sit across from me and try to make small talk
>he asks me where I meet people
>I don't meet people, so I just say through mutual friends
>he suggests to me that I make a profile on match.com or other sites to try and meet girls
>his girlfriend is just sitting there with a kind of pitied/embarrassed look on her face because she realizes what he's doing
>he just kind of stops and sits there looking at me with this forced smile that just shows he's lost all hope
>feel like absolute shit the rest of the night
>>25227272
>get gift
>cry like a bitch
meanwhile
>get no gifts
>dont cry
fucking spoiled little shit face, go off yourself you little faggot. six month gym pass is well over $200, are you fucking spoiled or some shit, what I'd kill to get a fucking gym pass so I could lose some fucking weight and get my fat ass some exercise but being a shitty poorfag I can't even afford one dumbbell let alone shop at a fucking walmart or target because I live in a three room apartment with six of my illegal fucking immigrant family members who just leech off everything my parents make while living on minimum wage while I write this from a stolen laptop using my stolen neighbor's wifi which is also shit with him streaming something every fucking day. Just reading this boils my blood where I want to smash your fucking face in, having a family dinner, getting gifts, wow dude what a fucking time to complain, especially on Christmas where you eat canned food and shit and not food made with heart and soul motherfucking faggot ass bitch fucking FAGGOT LITTLE BITCH FUCK YOU
>>25227272
>WAH WAH I'M SUCH A LITTLE BITCH THAT I CRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WORK OUT
wow man the fuck up anon
like..
fuck
>>25230090
Good on you anon. I have AKGs.
>been losing weight for months now
>making good progress
>mum gets me about a million fucking chocolates
>gets pissed off when I ask if anyone else will eat them
I appreciate actually getting me shit but come on
