>"Anon. Are you awake? Listen I have something I wanna ask of you. Erm...........Would you have sex with me?"
>>25199476
>Are you awake?
apparently not, there's a girl talking to me
But your not gunna fool me this time gfDream im not gunna fall for your tricks today
>Don't you think we should get married first?
>>25199476
"only if you have a feminine penis"
>pretend to be asleep
I'd ask to see her hymen first
No, get the fuck out.
>>25199476
>Erm
Feck off ya cant
no hymen no anon
>>25199521
ding ding ding
correct answer
here have a internet
>>25200000
nice digs
ORIGINAL
Ayo bitch get ta suckin this not aint finna bust itself
>>25199521
>>25199741
>>25200000
>denying yourself the opportunity to brag on /r9k/ about how alpha you are for some puritanical MGTOW bullshit
If she's asking you to fuck her with little to no preface then it's already too late to 'save' her, might as well enjoy it. inb4 some faggot says
>b-but having sex with a non-virgin is worse than no sex at all!
In your imagination, maybe.
>>25200177
[Angry flapping noises]
>>25200177
You must be really desperate.
>>25200194
[fluttering fedora noises]
>>25200200
Not as desperate as to be turning down free sex because of muh memes
>>25200194
>>25200200
lmao nigga u mad as hell baka senpai gtg im smokin some kush rn bro
>>25200222
>free sex
Is not knowing what a meme is a new meme?
>>25200222
>>25200224
let me put this as simply as possible
having sex with a worthless slut endorses their behavior. If you don't respect your own standards, then you are lacking in honor and integrity.
there you go
>>25200260
yes, but not having sex is gay as shit.
That is an objective truth.
>then you are lacking in honor and integrity.
where do you think you are? Redit?
>>25200488
Hi welcome to /r9k/. I see this is your first time posting... so here's a guideline to follow:fuck off roastie!!!!!
>>25200650
>guy thinks that sex is great
>OMZG!!!! LE ROASTIE CUKEK1
good luck on your path to wizardhood
>>25199516
The truth strikes with the fury of ten thousand suns.
WHY THE LONG FACE LMAO
I have phimosis, so I am physically unable to have sex. Now go back to Chad. I think he's calling you.
>>25199476
I dont know if you have been around here for long but the rule is tits or gtfo.
Sex is disgusting; so, no, I would not.
>>25201115
This guy gets it :P
>>25199476
>Nice... But I've already seen the hidden camera behind me. Good prank anyways
>>25200000
Pentakill!
PENTAKILL!
>>25200488
>man not giving in to his basic instincts which are 100% controllable is somehow dumb
roastie
Nice to see women have no concept of integrity, as usual
>>25200763
Who gives a shit?
How can you miss something that you never had?
Maybe wizards get to a point that they don't care anymore or become asexual.
It doesn't matter, humanity will die off in the future and all will be forgotten about how great or how nonexistant your sexlife was.
You're cute (original comment)
