anyone else here /indianmasterrace/ ??
>on average more intelligent than the white man
>don't have to wear deodorant, naturally not very sweaty
>is acceptable to live with family for long time
>thick luscious hair
>white girls naturally are curious and want to experiment with us
it is good to be the best
>>25184210
>>don't have to wear deodorant
This is literally the best bait I've read all week, I've never smelt people who smelled worse than Indians
>>25184210
>don't have to wear deodorant, naturally not very sweaty
I don't think sweat is a main concern when you're surrounded by an aroma of corpses floating down the Ganges and designated shitting streets. Deodorant would be futile
>>25184210
Man, you're really setting yourself up here. Indians are, more often than not, one of the most aesthetically displeasing races I've ever had the misfortune of looking at.
>>25184238
I know right
It's like they just constantly ooze curry stink
Even Designateds born here in America smell like shit. I always have to sit a few feet away from a Designated whenever I get on the bus to go to my uni. But funny enough my dorm roomie was Indian and he never smelled as bad as the other Designateds
>>25184210
>on average more intelligent than the white man
>still can't figure out that toilets and waste disposal is nessesary
Wat?
>>25184210
>average Indian smarter than white man
This is what Indians actually believe.
I'm convinced /r9k/ actually wants to be baited. Like, you guys love talking shit so much that you just keep f5'ing hoping for a new bait thread to shout into.
>>25184210
So, Indian thread?
>>25184359
Fun things are fun man.
>>25184285
Are you fucking retarded? Not OP, but India has some of the prettiest girls in the world
Especially the Indian girls in North America, 8/10 of them are smoking hot
>>25184210
DESIGNATED
But indian girls are cute though. So serious too. And their accents are adorable.
>tfw no serious studious indian gf to scold me for being lazy
Poo in loo sandnigger.
I HATE Indians. Unbearable people.
>>25184210
I'm half Indian and the only part of your list that is true is that he is really smart.
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>>25184421
POORIGINAL SHIT-POST COME IN LOO
>>25184210
>thick luscious hair
I'm not white nor indian, but I've never seen more balding men, AND WOMEN, in a particular group than indians
>indian master race
HAHAHAHAHA. 1/3rd of your entire country shits in the streets and doesn't know how to use a toilet. you're about as far from "master race" as it gets.
>>25184375
okay, some indian girls are pretty hot/cute, but there are ALWAYS hot girls for any race. on average, most Indian men/women are fucking gross.
>>25184210
>anyone else here /indianmasterrace/ ??
Yes unfortunately
>>on average more intelligent than the white man
Literally how
>>don't have to wear deodorant, naturally not very sweaty
Top jej this is why we're percieved as smelly niggers. Just because you don't sweat *that much* doesn't mean you're exempt from deoderant
>>is acceptable to live with family for long time
You're also expected to contribute heavily with a grueling STEM degree + or - med school to said family if you're a dude, and to marry off to some rich Dr. Patel if you're a grill.
>>thick luscious hair
Most of us have balding genesI'm so fucking lucky to have 0 recession even though my dad had like NW4 hair at 18. We're truly nothing more than dark skinned slavs.
>>white girls naturally are curious and want to experiment with us
As long as you're born brown Chad and you drop the spergy mannerisms, sure. But this applies to every race. Plus, we're known to have teeny dicks so we're fighting an uphill battle like azns
>it is good to be the best
Hahahahahhahs
AMA I'm self loathing as fuck
>>25184545
Have you ever heard about 'ARYAN'? stay butthurt mixed race.
many white fat man in this thread to get angry but no one says my points are not true
>>25184210
how come you can't poop in a bathroom
I honestly feel bad for Indian men. Most of them are ugly as shit, short, and with unsightly body hair, and that weird smell. To top it off they've got the least cool, most irritating accents in the world. It's not a surprise why so many of them are so damned insecure and quick to throw a tantrum.
Is this the real street?
Is this just a dream pajeet?
Caught by constipation
No escape from the loo witch;
Open your eyes
Look down to the streets and see....
I'm just a poor pajet, I need no wc
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Shitting high, shitting low
Anyway the piss blows, doesn't really matter to me
Mama, just shat on a man
Put the poop against his head
Open my sphincter, now he's mad
Mama, i had had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, oo-o-o-o-oo
Didn't mean to make you proud
But if I'm back yet again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if india really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to poo
Gotta leave you all behind and face the loo
Mama, oo-o-o--oo - (anyway the piss blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born indian...
I see a little brown silhouetto of a man
(Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fart tango
I'm just a poor indian and nobody loves me
(He's just a poor indian from a poor country
Spare him his life from this monstrosity)
Easy come easy go - will you let me poo
Bismillah! No! We will not let you poo - let him poo
Bismillah! We will not let you poo - let him poo
Bismillah! We will not let you poo - let him poo
Will not let you poo
Will not let you poo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no-
Oh mama mia, mama mia, (mama mia let me poo
Beelzebub has a devil put inside of me
of me
of ME!
So you think you can designate me and shit in my eye
So you think you can rape me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
I just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta India
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, oh...
Shitting really matters
Anyone can see
the designated streets..
they don't really matter...
to pajeet!
>all these autists on /r9k/ taking the bait
I thought you guys were better than this
WHITE WOMEN BELONGS TO INDIAN MEN
>>25184375
>that thing is a 10/10 to a designated street shitter
>>25184712
>implying you have/will ever date someone as cute as her
>>25184677
Get the fuck out, Apu
>>25184730
Ive fucked better looking hoes at my college though. I dont entertain a street shitter because they are beneathe whites
>>25184371
>maple syrup slurping moose fucker.
Kek
>>25184561
>known to have teeny dicks
top jej m8, speak for yourself. i am 5.3" and never had a problem that is perfect good big size
>>25185434
Indian and 6.3 inches here. The other Indian bot is either a /pol/ack or an Uncle Tom and deserves a tiny dick m8
>>25184561
Good god you're an Uncle Tom
>>25184210
>more intelligent
True but doesnt matter because you all turn out middle class anyways kek
>dont have to wear deodorant
So that's why you all smell like shit
>thick luscious hair
True, too bad it doesn't matter because of your absolute shit facial aesthetics
>white girls curious, want to experiment
LOL keep thinking that bud, i never see whites talk to indians. even indian girls avoid you guys. you're always alone studying. nobody wants you.
>>25184210
>white girls naturally are curious and want to experiment with us
Hahahaha. Indians have the worst of every race, they have shit coloured skin without the masculinity of black men, they have tiny dicks like Asians, their accents are hilarious and make you think of telemarketers. They are generally seen as one of the least attractive races on earth, besides the few light skinned ones that look almost European....
>>25184375
>you
>"not op"
>that girl
>"pretty"
>>25184561
i respect this guy
they're perfectly normal
keep getting mad white fat men
>>25184210
>>25184238
by far the first bait thats made me kek in a long time, regardless heres your response
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>>25184210
>IndianMasterrace
Not really. You're smart and that's about it. East Asians are the most attractive of the Asians. Grills all over the world cum watching Korean/Jap boy bands I've never heard a grill say "omg that Indian guy is soooo hot!" Unless the "Indian" was really Native American. Non Indian grills see you as cringy and creepy desu
>TFW I will never have qt Korean bf to cum in me
>mfw I will never cook for him and call him Papi and Oppa in a high pitched voice
>>25186058
nice job dum ass
>>25184210
Let the replies roll in...
7.5/10, anon
Brown Spic-American here, I think you Indian guys and gals are OK.
Would cum in Indian girl pussy.
>>25184757
yeah, right. Bet you have, pimp.
>>25184210
I think Asian men in general cop it worse than anyone, think about it.
>Whites:
Men: Usually pretty tall, attractive, intelligent, etc
Women: hot
>Blacks:
Men: Not very intelligent, but still tall, usually muscular, BBC, etc.
Women: (lightskins) hot
>Asians:
Men: Intelligent, but still tiny little manlet cucks with tiny cocks,
Women: 10/10 qt 3.14s (except indians, indian women are a hit and miss)
Asian men, unless you are in the top 5%, you are fucked, riperino
>naturally not very sweaty
FUCKING LOL
>>25187052
>Women: (lightskins) hot
I don't know man I've seen some smoking hot dark girls.
Travelling in Ethiopia and Tanzania I had like a constant erection. They're super friendly and smiley too.
>>25187097
I'd probably hit some of those massive dark skin national geographic style asses, sure, but for the most part, light skin girls are just so much more elegant looking, don't you think?
>>25187136
you have clearly never been to east africa
dark skin tone but generally thin, lithe limbs, almost scandinavian features (probably from millenia of interbreeding with arabs)
yes, the booties are big, but they are generally paired with a tiny waist, long slender limbs, perky breasts, and a long, elegant neck
holy fuck i need to stop i'm chubbing up
brb booking plane ticket back to nairobi
>>25184210
Hahaha 10/10, excellent bait, this post will be studied for years on how to execute the perfect bait.
>>25187052
>Whites
hot men, hot women
>Blacks
hot men, ugly women
>Asians
ugly men, hot women
>Indians
ugly men, ugly women
>>25187052
asian here that lives in a first world country
life reallly sucks as a manlet
>>25185434
deny it all you want but Indians are known to have tiny little asian dicks.
congrats on being one of the lucky ones I guess
