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Show us your eyes, robots.
>giving away your biometrics for free
>>25174497
I have retardes eyes
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25174592
fivehead
Tfw in love and it isn't reciprocated
be my boyfriend OP
>>25174663
>wanting to racemix
fuck off
>tfw most robots are more attractive than you
youll all make it im pretty sure
run roach run
i tried my best
here. gomen for the shittiness.
who /wastedgenetics/ here?
>tfw 1/10 with blue eyes
>>25174497
Yea why don't i just show you my ass hole while I'm at it
>>25174784
bitch you're my level ugly
>>25174497
>>25174714
>>25174645
>>25174662
>>25174663
>Non-white shits on my /r9k/
"No"
guess what nationality I am
Non poo eyes cannot be robots
What do you even say when you post eyes?
>>25175186
"I'm too much of a beta to post my face on /soc/ so I'll attentionwhore here"
are my eyes shit tier
Dark circles and crazy eyes desu
They've also been called "sad". One sags lower than the other
Despite all this I like them
>>25175205
I'll use that next time then.
this is my eye
>>25175110
Chinese
Original comment
>>25174784
>not knowing how to use the crop tool
what is fucking wrong with you it's 2015
twenty-fifteen
>>25175186
Say "Here I am world! Here's all my biogenetic information federal employees! I'm an eye poster and I'm proud, dammit!!"
>>25175039
Yee senpai.
>>25175226
Sorry. I'm too lazy to open GIMP.
>>25175273
just use paint you dumb fuck
>>25174574
>having 100 megapixel camera in your phone
>>25174497
Here are mine
>>25175278
Arch GNU/Linux doesn't come with paint.
Too often i feel almost literally nothing.
my eyes are nice sometimes. all the black is eyeliner i half assed removed
>>25174497
Won't let me post without an original comment.
>>25175302
but it comes with something to draw all over the picture instead
>>25175314
That's snapchat. Hence why there's writing in the middle.
Okie tell me what you think.
[Insert something deep here]
>>25175352
so then you own a smartphone, which likely has a photo editor of some sort
grey eyes kill me
>>25175401
And another one lads
>>25174592
Wtf you look cute
>>25174497
eyes are poopy brown
literally untermensch
>>25175361
Wouldn't be deeper than these fucking tear valleys.
>>25175373
Yeah, but it's an old pic that I couldn't be assed to edit.
i'm a freak.
>>25175354
You have pretty eyes and nice eyebrows
>>25174497
wary
>>25174592
focused/crazy
>>25174645
wouldnt trust
>>25174663
crazy
>>25174714
deadinside
>>25174784
lost
>>25175110
what mental illnesses do you have?
>>25175133
sandyhook
>>25175186
maybe gentle
>>25175207
JUST
>>25175209
hardworker?
>>25175297
>>25175304
betasadness
>>25175305
>>25175311
seems crazy
>>25175354
what do you want in life?
>>25175361
into bdsm
>>25175443
shiftysincenooneiscommenting
just end my life f@m
>>25175827
>betasadness
l m a o
m
a
o t b q h
>>25175827
Bulimiathat image was taken post purge
>>25175827
>shifty
I couldn't lie to save my life.
>>25175578
>dat fat nose tip
Yeah you are
Winner winnerino
>>25175827
I find it very interesting that every time I've posted my eyes, you give me the comment gentle no matter what shot.
It always puts a smile on my face.
>>25176201
gentle is just another word for cuck, cuck.
here's the back of my eyes
r8 n h8
>>25176201
You look scared and unsure of yourself, but it might be the angle of the photo
>>25176171
>>25175578
LOOK AT THE FLIP OF THA NOSE
R o A s t Y
is
B e E f y
I'm not posting both my eyes
>>25176260
you have a very poke able eye, i just want to whip my dick out and skull fuck you.
>>25176341
Left eye pls. (It doesn't see as well)
>>25174497
They look decent when I'm not squinting
>>25175827
>sandyhook
I see it desu
>>25176260
Arent you the psycho bitch from /soc/?
>>25176232
>>25176201
more cautious tbqh
What do you see in my eyes?
>>25176477
cliche sad anime eyes?
authentic meme repost, do not prosecute
>>25176477
i see this tBqH
They look grey in this pic, my eyes are definitely blue though.
>>25176431
No, I @m not. Never been to /soc/
Who here /eyewrinkles/?
>>25176545
Wasn't there a webm of that guy?
who /eyebags/ here?
MERELY
>>25176700
You look cute af
>tfw perpetual sad eyes
I'll rate others in a second.
>>25176815
haunting/10
>>25176649
dead, soulless eyes/10
>oc
>>25176815
You have insanely pretty eyes.pls be in nj so I can look at them forever
>>25176790
Not bad
>>25176700
Nice color
>>25176649
Bad picture
>>25176549
Very nice
>>25176477
Sadness
>>25176378
Not bad
>>25176260
Celestial goodness
>>25176191
Adequate
>>25175993
Bad picture
Me eye
>>25176836
I'll take that.
>>25176855
Thank you. Unfortunately I'm in California, despite my many attempts to escape.
>>25174574
This. These are datamining threads.
>All these fags willingly giving NSA information
Normiebook is that way.
>>25176883
fix your eyebrows man
you look hot tho
R8/h8 m8s
My eyes may be vantablack, but at least my skin isn't.
Pretty shitty desu
Shit gets chinky as fuck when smiling
>>25176959
>>25175133
Could be brothers
You can only have one eye, I'm ugly as fuck and don't want to post anymore of my greasy ass nasty skin than i have to
>>25176883
Cool color change
>>25176933
Bad picture/average eyes
>>25176941
Subpar
>>25176959
Cool in a horror movie killer way
>>25176883
Nice 10/10
>>25176815
Nice eyes, 9/10
>>25176700
Eyes and brows on point
>>25176790
Hmm not sad exactly more like Luna lovegoodish
>>25176549
Pretty!!
i am eggman's down syndrome son
half human half elephant
>>25176815
Hi Eli.
>>25177044
leave my board you normie.
REEEEEEEEEEE
TERKET BURAYI.
>>25176883
jew
>>25177044
effeminate eggman
>>25176933
found your long lost brother >>25175361
>>25176941
those are some jet black eyes, man
>>25176959
pretty thick eyebrows
>>25176988
borderline grill
>>25177014
lovin the dark blue under your eye, nice high quality camera too
>>25177063
bad lighting. from what i can tell you're in a pitch black room with the only light source being your monitor. you should light your room better, that's not very good for your eyes.
Here's mine!
Orginial
Mai ice
>>25177293
Ducked up eyebrows and eye lashes
3/10
>>25176988
Standard issue
>>25177014
Cool look
>>25177044
Thanks. Yours look like pieces of amber in a dim room.
>>25177063
Poor lighting renders rating impossible.
>>25177121
You've got the wrong guy.
>>25177207
Eyes are too small in the picture.
meyes
>>25177334
Nice eyes. Would like better picture.
These are my eyes
ayyeee there you go family
>>25174497
nearly blinded myself when the flash went off.
>>25176700
Here t. >>25174663
I want a brown eye bf
Shit eyes reporting
>>25177444
>that black line at the bottom of your eye
Only one
>>25177550
it's not that bad, probably the lighting.
>>25177576
>black and white
good job
I'm not very photogenic myself.
I have mixed genetic so I don't know much where my eyes came from. I would probably never know.
makeup does wonders.
>>25174497
What do you think when you see this?
i wish i had bright green eyes.
I've been awake for about 10 minutes
>>25177747
Lots of eggmen today.
Orginal comment tbqhwyf desuthis is an orginal comment now
Overall I like the robot, but this whole "no textless post" shit is really annoying.
HOW ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING GIRLS ON R9K
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKNG WHORESSSSSSS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25177767
Madmannah desu I like you
>>25177770
It's probably that of females you are more likely to have /soc/ types on shitty boards like r9k than any other types, and those usually like posting in threads like these. So it's not really representative of the sum total of the r9k userbase.
i just made these
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>25177852
Thank you. I-I'm not mad I swear (at least for r9k standards). Which ones are yours?
>>25177705
Especially that eye liner shit. qts become 1000x more attractive only with that shit I tell you.
>tfw only good trait is blue eyes
>tfw yesterday's "lol I'm putting on eyeliner like an emofag" highjink won't wash off
>tfw shitty camera
I tried
>tfw no green eyes
>>25178010
Is this really you? Are you a grill?i hope not
>>25178054
Sorry to disappoint you
>>25178010
Try a thinner line of that stuff, you'll look great.
>>25177949
cateye liner is a godsend. add a little shadow and i'm sold.
>>25178010
And now you do.
Have fun with the selfloathing
>>25175827
Why did you ask what I want in life?because I want a family.
They call me Sir Originality cuz that's what I post on r9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2WhluJKICA
ya'll motherfuckers need this
poor picture
>>25178606
That's for fags, sorry brother.
>>25178684
enjoy all the sex you get with those toilet brush brows, neanderthal :^)
>>25178733
Different circles, mate.
>>25174497
"AND IN THOSE DAYS SHALL MEN SEEK DEATH, AND SHALL NOT FIND IT; AND SHALL DESIRE TO DIE, AND DEATH SHALL FLEE FROM THEM." - REVELATIONS 9:6
It's been a tough week
>>25178770
So I am not the only one who has scary eyes. good to know. this thread is full of innocent looking virgins and I look scary compared to those.
Here is me
Glasses off to get rid of glare
>>25175217
fug i wish my eyes were light instead of shit brown like most of the folk ITT. brown eyes should be exterminated
>>25179025
Does a small detail matter that much to you?
>>25178819
Why have you been crying anon?
>tfw deformation
I'm not going to make it
>>25174497
Niggertitty Jones, kid detective!
My 1000 yard stare aspie eyes.
>>25174497
I recognize those eyes. Frank Yang. That you?
>>25176649
sadness
>>25176700
tired
>>25176790
ok
>>25176815
crazy
>>25176941
blank
>>25176959
saness
>>25176988
weird
>>25177063
what fetishes do you have?
>>25177207
>>25177293
ok
>>25177334
crazy
>>25177367
beta
>>25177392
friendly
>>25177739
eager
>>25177747
what mental illnesses do you have?
>>25177767
spaz?
>>25177768
tired
>>25178010
maybe crazy
>>25178551
>>25178945
lonely?
>>25178683
>>25179142
lost
>>25179153
what is your favorite meme?
>>25179166
blank
pls tell me im wrong
>tfw no Abrams tank to shoot at
after work
No haterino please
>>25178010
Caramel brown eyes are QT
>>25179551
what brings you to this board femanon?
>>25174497
lol do I look good guys? Real girl reporting in.
>>25179762
/cgl was slow
Only picture where you can see my eyecolour properly.
>>25179866
>>25179835
>>25179829
>>25179551
>>25177705
NORMIES LEAVE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>tfw 26
>>25179829
>tumblr_nhfs0saSyh1tpi7i8o1_540.jpg
>>25179377
Yes my eyes are blank. I barely feel anything.
HERES MY EYES.
>>25180045
you must be very good looking judging from the eyes.
Did eye won
I've wore these glasses for so much time I think they're part of my eyes now
>>25179268
Don't know who that is but it sounds Asian and I'm not.
>>25179268
It's this like shit that's why i don't post my face.
recycling picture.
>>25180073
and yet those are the eyes of >no gf
>>25180303
no fucking way you can be a robot. get out.
hello my phone is finally good enough to do this
>>25179551
ok. maybe crazy
>>25179961
i want to say kind
>>25180045
ok
>>25180099
sosad
>>25180231
lonely
>>25180417
kind
>>25180417
trap on estrogen?
>>25180379
why have you not told other female posters in this thread that anon?
>>25180435
no
why do you think so?
>>25180458
smooth estrogenic skin, male bone structure
>>25180525
maybe just a blurry cam
>>25180303
Those eyes....hnnnng
>>25180542
yeah it's just a blurry cam sorry
My eyes are absolute shit tier, mind you so is the rest of me.
Here are my eyes.
just kill me already senpai
>>25180303
>that great use of the eyeliner
This is the shit I'm talking about. Fucking idiots who put a wide line in their eyes.
Anyone wanna come over? I have you for dinner if you like
>>25179458
10/10 would make sweet love to
Last time I posted my eyes, someone said they saw signs of early macular degeneration, but I replied to him too late and never heard back. Oh well.
they look a bit green in this shitty light but they are actually blue
eye rate
fucktherobot927
I have weird af eyes
be nice family members
>>25182803
My eyes usually look tired, here's a better pic.
>>25181156
disgusting tier
>>25181565
in desperate need of suicide watch
>>25181679
fedora with katana tier
im a trap nigger
>>25182894
holy fuck ,marry me anon.
>tfw permanent bags
yes ^.^ desu uguuu senpai <3
>>25182893
I though you an hero'd after that failed shooting spree, Elliott
I have eyes too.
mes yeux ma famille
My beautiful optic organs desu sempai
>>25183090
tu es une fille?
>>25176815
Really nice eyes but crazy
>>25183148
Il est une fille.
>>25182920
scary as fuck tbqhwyfamily
>>25183230
elle a tres jolis yeux
Iwantthebottofuckme7
posting a marginally less terrible picture
Here is a totally original comment.....
>>25183595
FEMALE FEMALE BYMYGF LONDON>tfw not joking
>>25183493
Your eyes are fantastic
i cropped a photo i already had
alien eyes pls
Why does everyone in this thread look so aspie?
>>25183612
Sorry anon I'm inthe US
>>25180998
what is on your mind?
>>25181156
sad
>>25181565
ok
>>25181679
anger? ricky tier tbqh
>>25182803
sadness
>>25182867
eager
>>25182893
elliot tier
>>25182894
nice maybe mental illnesses
>>25182920
lost
>>25182942
crazy
>>25183090
manipulative
>>25183103
predatory
>>25183291
blank
>>25183493
sad. flannel shirt girl?
>>25183506
lonely
>>25183595
what mental illnesses do you have?
>>25183680
guarded?
>>25183703
sad predator
plstellmeimwrong
>>25183633
Thank you anon. My eyes are the only thing about me that I like
>All these brown eyes
Disgusting subhumans.
Jaykay, my boyfriend has brown eyes.
pls no bully tbqhafafwyfam
Eyes of a killer?
I'm a robot guis
neutral toned original content desu senpai
>>25183918
what do you mean by guarded?
Another poop colored eye
>>25183944
With eyes that gorgeous I find it hard to believe the rest of your face doesn't compare.
>>25183918
Yes, how did you know?
Botisfag
Forgot the flash was on; typing this with an orb in my vision.
>>25182920
Me too, my friend.
>>25184218
kill yourself beta roastie enabler
There is such sadness in my eyes yet it doesn't appear that way in the original photo
I dunno, they can look cool sometimes i guess, if you like edgy edgelord eyes
>>25184007
I find blue eyes scary anon..
Don't scare me pls
>>25183171
Thanks and it's true. I am insane. Sucks because I'll never find a woman so we can stare into each other's eyes.
r8 h8 senpai
>>25184686
Chill bro. Why do you care if I give some girl attention on the internet?
no textless boasts allowed
>>25184778
I didn't realize it was still 2005.
>tfw asymmetric eyes
>>25184893
If you mean the hair being all emo, you should see it now, longer and more emo than before
I like it tho, girls think i look cute, so that's a plus i guess
>>25184165
cautious
>>25184255i used to save your pictures
>>25184107
sadness
>>25184309
seem crazy
>>25184514
what are you missing in your life?
>>25184724
sosad
>>25184778
cutmylifeintopieces
>>25184859
predator
>>25184888
creep
>>25184914
lost
>>25174497
So are you coming down for xmas? I think Michelle and what not are coming.
Quality is bad ;_;
>>25183918
nope you are spot on im afraid
>>25174497
I have the superior eyes
>>25185253
>what are you missing in your life?
A purpose.
Am I kawaii senpai?
Original comment desu
Hmm, my camera sucks. Their color doesn't even register on it.
>>25184860
ree. get the fuck out normie. all women are whores and only deserving of scorn
>>25180303
Does your name start with an M?
Do you like my eyes, anon?
>>25185253
Really? Do you still have any saved?
Shit thread, shit board.
>>25185409
ok
>>25185541
maybe lonely
>>25185652
feels
>>25185791
plsnobully
>>25185927
hard drive died and didnt back that folder up. you were wearing the red flannel. maybe had a black jacket on. pictures were from months ago
I like posting this every time because I happened to take a good picture of my eyes that one time, EVEN THOUGH I'M ALWAYS LATE TO THE THREAD
>>25185283
>>25185283
heeey you look like this guy I know
Vauhgn is that you?
>>25186180
>feels
What am I feeling?
>>25184798
I can't help it. My Aryan blood compels me to dominate brown-eyed subhumans.........sexually.
rate
original comment t b h
muh eyes
>>25186341
I know those eyes
>>25186543
Do you know me? TELL ME WHO YOU ARE M80
OMG DID I MAKE A FRIEND
Para ser honesto famm
>>25186560
Do you live in a city that starts with a p?
>>25186621
DAMN IT NO
N B
it's two words
:care you canadian I never leave the house though so it probably isn't me
this is an unoriginal post famalam
>>25183918
you always say i look manipulative ;_;
>>25186678
No, us. I guess she has similar eyes.
>>25186380
No. I'm cuban-american.
>>25186756
For got to say. Even though you "blacked" yours out
>>25186686
you've got pretty eyes is the rest of you just as cute?
>>25186756
and cool I've been told I have nice eyes, tell her you met her clone lolyou know a girl gtfo normie
>>25186776
hmmm never woulda guessed f a m
you have nice eyes 9/10 would stare into
>>25186790
She's my onenitis and she ripped my reality to shreds
>>25186815
T-thanks, no one has ever noticed me before.
>>25186851
Hit me up at my throwaway for now poisonx@ outlook. com
>>25186341
wouldnt trust
>>25186392
tell me
>>25186541
who do you resent?
>>25186562
JUST
>>25186686
ok
>>25186746
tell me about your personality
>>25186896
btw that's not me idk who that person is, they eithr like your eyes or are a bully
>>25186851
and no problem man same here, you've got cute eyes
>>25186847
What a bitch never mind then I don't wanna be her clone, how dare she hurt a fellow anon </3
did she have a bitch name?
first time eye thread post
>>25186924
lmao why would you not trust me anon
is it because I'm manipulative and self serving?
jk I'm really not I'm a niceguy.jpg
>>25187002
She has a beautiful name
>>25187049
nothin personnel: the eyes
i hate my brown eyes.. nobody likes brown eyes
theyre just boring
>>25187156
I dont know which way to interpret this
>>25187193
On the contrary I never liked girls with clear eyes. Brown eyes feel wholesome to me.
>>25175186
y-you have pretty eyes
>>25174663
y-you are a guy right?
damn those eyes
New thread when?
I want to post too
>>25187999
>>25187847
here is the new thread
Watch i origins lads
>>25187307
He's saying your eyes look like they belong on an edgy cartoon character.
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