D-does she like me, /r9k/? She has a lightsaber in her profile picture, and in her bio she says she likes Star Wars. Will I be able to turn her to the dark side of the Force?
>>25165862
>D-did you message me on tumblr
Bro...
>>25165862
What is this gay bullshit?
>>25165862
she fukken stuttered m8, go in for the kill
you're in the power seat
>>25165905
Her tumblr is listed in her tinder bio so its not creepy
>>25165906
Sith Code
S-she likes me, right, /r9k/?
Star Wars and Battlefront and chill. And not even the new shitty Battlefront, the original Battlefront 2! She is perfect!
>>25165862
>>25165934
>>25165976
This is cringe. She might bite though if you're not too autistic and keep talking about the fucking Force.
OP here, I have a Sith robe and lightsabers. Should I ask her to meet up (at a public place, outdoors), and then (not tell her in advance I'll do this) go in my Sith robe, and bring two lightsabers, and when she shows up, hand her a lightsaber and duel her?
>>25166066
Please do this and film it. Holy fuck. Please do this, OP.
>>25166042
She makes it clear in her bio she is a nerd obsessed with Star Wars you faggot, the whole reason she'll even like me is because I act like/am a Star Wars nerd too.
>>25166066
How about don't do that and just kill yourself right now instead?
QUICK! WHAT DO I SAY?
btw she is the first girl I've ever talked to on Tinder
>>25166066
YES!!!
THis is an amazing idea, holy shit.
And this >>25166083
Record it pleasssseee
>>25166083
How can I film it? I won't have a spare hand to hold a video camera or phone.
I do want to do this though... actually serious.
>>25166137
How?
First help me reply >>25166130
>OP finds his qt nerd waifu
>I sit on my hand til it goes numb to add variety to my masturbation habits
>>25166151
bruh you're full of shit. no way any semi functional person would think its a good idea
>>25166151
Get a friend to do it. Make sure he's out of the way so she doesn't think you're both going to gang rape her.
She mentioned Battlefront, ask her who her favorite villain to play as is (since she's a Sith fan).
>>25166130
sith on my dick xD jk... what star wars games do you like
>>25166130
>with star wars nerds she'll talk
>at night, the same mouth gets filled with Chad's cock
>>25166089
That's the only reason she'll like you? How about not being autistic about it? That could work too. I feel like you're going to suffocate this bitch. Either way, see: >>25166083. Also, >>25166228.
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>>25166176
Have you tried sitting on your dick until it gets numb, so it feels like you're jerking someone else off?
>>25166263
sounds risky and I don't have the urge to jack someone else off.
>>25166198
I don't really have friends in the area. Maybe I could get someone to.
Are you faggots cringing yet, or jealous that I found a nerd waifu?
Also, is it too soon to say "so, battlefront and chill?"? (she said in her bio battlefront and chill)
And I'm not looking for sex/hookups/etc, and in my bio I clearly state I'm not looking for dating or sex, but should I state that to her in message to? I don't want to go there and have her expecting to fuck me when I just want to play battlefront and hang out. Not sure if girls on tinder automatically expect sex from everyone they meet on tinder, I'm new to this so I don't know the expectations/norms.
>>25166304
she's only PRETENDING to like star wars, you dim witted sperg. change the subject quickly
>>25166304
I'm jealous and I'm cringing.
>>25166304
>Are you faggots cringing yet, or jealous that I found a nerd waifu?
>And I'm not looking for sex/hookups/etc, and in my bio I clearly state I'm not looking for dating or sex, but should I state that to her in message to? I don't want to go there and have her expecting to fuck me when I just want to play battlefront and hang out.
get to know her first? you're really putting the cart before the horse here.
>>25166304
Here's the thing you fucking imbecile. Women can't understand let alone truly appreciate cinema like Star Wars.
>>25166347
>>25166388
Fuck you faggots, she is my Sith apprentice and you can't do anything about it
>>25166359
good
>>25166364
Okay, thanks anon
>>25166430
its okay,when she unmatches you you'll learn to forget,you gigantic faggot.
>>25166430
Have fun being a turbobeta mangina ur whole life fucking NORMIE
>>25166304
Dude, I like to watch anime, read manga and play games as a hobby. I've been doing it for years but have slowly been cutting down on it more and more. Sometimes I get into a good series or game for a while.
Just because of that, do you think I'd want to join anime club, go to anime cons or cosplay? Hell no. Its a part of my life but its not my life and I wouldn't really want to make friends who are crazy about that stuff.
Although the girl said she's obsessed about star wars, I doubt she literally meant obsessed as girls use those words all the time in a non-serious way.
You don't know how long she's been into Star Wars, just exactly how deep into it she is or if she'll stay that interested in it for the long term. If you meet up with her in real life, you don't want to go full on autismo uber scifi nerd on her in public and become the laughing stock of her conversations with her giggling whore friends.
Enjoy your online nerdy star wars convos, then when you meet up in real life, tone it down. Get to know her and her hobby and just how much into it she is.
Try to have other things to talk about other than star wars when you meet her.
>>25166032
>50 miles away
>licenseless
You're gonna drive out all that way to see a bitch who is only interested in being "friends"?
cucc
>>25166449
Idc if she unmatches me. Either she is cool and will be my Sith apprentice, or she's actually a faggot pretending to be cool and she'll unmatch me. And if she's a faggot pretending to be cool then I don't want to be her friend anyway.
>>25166469
I agree, and I'm not nearly as nerdy as this thread makes me look. I love Star Wars but it's not the center of my life or whatever.
>>25166462
At least I actually talk to girls faggot
>>25166471
No one lives closer than that, I live in a remote area. She lives in the cities and I go there all the time anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrkT5P5q410
