So then the wagecuck tells me he has to get to bed to be up early in the morning...
...and its only 10pm!
Hahaha! You've gotta be kidding! How can you call yourself a man when your life is totally dictated by your boss like that?
>>25139287
Jokes on you this time, parasite.
On paid vacation all week.
Made plans to eat breakfast with my NEET friend.
So then morning comes and he was nowhere to be found.
Turns out he could not wake up on time due to staying up till 4am shitposting on an anime image board!
>>25139287
>So then the wagecuck tells me
But no one ever talks to you.
>>25139329
Then the wagecuck gloats about having freedom for a whole WEEK! As if that's something to be proud about!
Who needs to even write jokes when their existence is the funniest joke of them all.
>>25139329
>one week
Try the entire year, cucky
>>25139331
>he cant sleep in
>>25139287
Tsk..Tsk...Tsk
Neetger what are you doing up this late? Didn't mommy say that if you stay up to 4:30 am again she was going to kick you out onto the streets? Hurry Neetger get to bed. Another day of mommy and daddy yelling at you for being such a failure awaits you.
>>25139329
TICK
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GOES THE CLOCK, WAGIE
Hahaha fucking wagecucks
who /allnighter/ here
>>25139374
That's a riot! It's like a slave bragging about their master not whipping them that day!
Those wagies, man. It's like they don't even understand there's a whole world outside of their cubicles.
>>25139374
I know, my life is the funniest meme of all
Fuck it man, accept it. You don't choose meme life, meme life choose you
>>25139422
Bad Neetger. Mommy won't have it. She might even confiscate your computer if you stay up another night. You better hit the hay early today Neetger. You don't want to make daddy made and kick you out.
I propose that you get singing and dancing Neetger to please and entertain mommy and daddy. Why don't you sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9_lfjQopU
>>25139490
Bad Wagecuck. Mr Shekleberg won't have it. He'll dock your pay if you come in late again. You better hit the hay early today Wagecuck. You don't want to make Sheklestein angry and be put on probation.
>>25139756
Mr. Sheklestein is too busy giving me pay raises and a big Christmas bonus to care if I come in late, NEETger. It's already 10pm Neetger, let this be your last post before you go to bed. Don't want mommy to catch you! Now shush, go to sleep! Mommy said lights out by 10! No excuses!
>>25139374
>>25139396
>>25139386
>Not living in the moment.
It's ok, parasite. I wouldn't want to either when all you do is sit in your room all day.
>>25139882
two things
>its only 6pm
>i don't live with my mother
and i'm not a jew so i don't care about money
tfw these threads have given me delusions of grandeur
>>25139968
What did mommy and daddy tell you about fibbing, Neetger! It's now 10:10, tick tock! Close down the computer now and get under the covers mister! Right this instant!
>>25139287
>>25139374
Wagecucks cannot recover. You're fucking hilarious m8.
>>25139386
Sleeping in from what exactly?
>>25140034
>It's now 10:10
it really isn't and even if it was and i was still living with my mother i wouldn't go to bed until around 11:30
and also i'm a neet so why would i need to go to bed early if i have nothing to get up for
unlike you wagecuck i don't have to go anywhere tomorrow
TICK
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the literal horde of angry wagies that descend on these open mic nights excites my penor
That's right. I wouldn't be not-a-pussy without a shitty day job. Thanks for reminding me I'm not sad enough to lay wrapped in a cum-stained blanket all day.
And when you're just lying there unable to sleep.
>talking to workmate at work
>ask him if he knows if we'll get paid early for christmas shopping
>"yeah man do some late minute shopping"
>"but i dont know if we will get paid early or not"
>"yeah if we dont that'd be gay as hell"
>get called into manager's officer about an hour later
>"yeah, mr. anon, everybody will get paid early to do last minute shopping, but we will have to postpone your pay"
>"huh why"
>"someone overheard you say a derogatory comment about gay people and this is your punishment"
I HATE FAGGOTS SO FUCKING MUCH
JUST FUCKING STOP
YEAH, I ONLY GET CHRISTMAS DAY OFF BEFORE IM A WAGE SLAVE AGAIN
FUCK YOU, FUCKING FAGGOT FROG
JUST STOP RUBBING IT IN!!!! I FUCKING GO TO BED CRYING AND WAKE UP CRYING, JUST QUIT FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT
I COME TO R9K TO RELAX, AND IVE GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>25140659
Face it and sublimate. Be stronger than your job. Go to school. Work harder than you ever thought possible. Don't be a fucking pussy. This place only enables that.
>>25140659
Waiter, I just wanted to pass my compliments to the chef. These wagie tears are extra salty, just like I wanted them!
>>25140767
>fries aren't salty
>its actually wageslave tears
>>25140543
You should look into that. Sounds illegal.
The wagecuck rests his head onto his pillow. Thoughts swim through his head about his nine hour shift at his fast-paced job.
Reassuringly, he tells himself "at least I'm getting paid," before his next attempt at forcing himself to sleep.
>>25140767
And we would like to compliment your enormous generosity in tipping us with your allowance money!
>>25140659
Call in sick on the 26th.
>>25140910
What, this? Oh, that's from the advance on my latest bestseller. It's just some walking-around money until I really get down to write the novel I always knew I had in me. Good thing I have the time...
Did...did you have any dreams once, wagie?
>>25141053
Oh, maybe I've read it. What's the title?
>>25141107
7 Habits of Highly Effective NEETs
>>25141176
I'm sorry, I can't seem to find the page to buy 8 copies of it. Wanna link me?
>>25141196
I'll just give your girlfriend a copy when she comes over...I mean, when I run into her at the local coffeehouse.
>>25141274
Nice try, but one thing we share in common is that we're single. Also, neither of us have accomplished anything. But who's working, and who's sitting? Anyways, sir, you're all paid up, and our restaurant is for paying customers only, so why don't you have your Mom recharge your Paypal and buy some dessert? Otherwise, we need the table. Some of our best customers are having a luncheon and reserved seating, and they tip much better than you.
>>25139287
Wow, OP, you got it made.
Gotta admit, working my temp job of $12.25 an hour with benefits for 40 hours a week is killing me, but I'm happy that I'm not broke, anymore. I oughta try the NEET lifestyle for myself.
Tell me, what's your life like? What do you do for money?
Do you make enough so that you can afford an apartment? Can you afford necessities like electricity, water, heat, etc.? That blanket you're in can't keep all the cold away.
What kind of car do you have? Is it nice? Oh, maybe you borrow your mom's car. You DO have a driver's license, right?
Do you have any hobbies, like kayaking, traveling, playing instruments or even going to movies/museums? I wonder, does your welfare pay you enough so you can do that, too?
How about food? Since you have all that free time, I bet you can cook some amazing meals that most people don't have the time, energy or ingredients to make.
I bet your life must be pretty awesome. I'd love to spend every day hanging with friends and calling my parents every Sunday night, just to say hello and nothing else, before getting back into that nice, warm blanket.
>>25141383
Speak for yourself, Wagecuck. The kinds of things I do with my time must not fit into your wagie idea of success, but then, you probably tell yourself all supermodels are photoshopped and all diamonds are really just glass. Anyway, head to bed, wagie, and please, stop coming out of the kitchen where you wash dishes and pretending to be the qualified sandwich artist that made my meal. I'm good friends with the manager, and last I heard, he's not too happy with your work ethic.
>>25141176
I see what you're doing here and I'm still amused. Keep it up, it makes me smile
and for my next trick, I'm going to make my entire week disappear!
>>25140659
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>>25141658
wagies?
>>25141518
>The kinds of things I do with my time must not fit into your wagie idea of success
Watching little girl anime, playing video games and trolling 4chan sound like pretty fruitful endeavors. Who needs fun to live?
>>25141837
That the best you got?
>>25141470
>Gotta admit, working my temp job of $12.25 an hour with benefits for 40 hours a week is killing me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I literally make more from neetbux just sitting on my ass all day
Oh my god I haven't laughed this hard in a while. You're straight up cucking yourself out of a decent life at that point
how the fuck can NEETS be so smug?
>>25142046
Oh, well. I'm happy with what I have, right now. It's only temporary.
We can't all do welfare fraud :3
this is reddit-tier circle jerking folks
>>25142094
That's the spirit, wagecuck. Another day, another dollar. Hope you get a good night's sleep.
>>25140659
>>25141837
Samefaggots?
>>25139287
It's obvious to everyone else that these threads are all created by the same shit-tier baiter who samefags the entire thread every time, right? Anyway, we should let him keep doing it, poor guy. All he has is the illusion that his comfy lifestyle makes up for all his family members secretly despising him for being such a failure piece of shit. Good job, frogposter, might I recommend you get a few more frog pictures so you don't have to use the same one MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>>25142224
>getting this mad
Did the poor wagie get triggered? Maybe you should take a sick day to cool off, if your slave master Mr. Goldstein allows it lel.
>>25142254
Who said I'm employed? I'm just sick of seeing you flood this board with these basic-ass posts every day.
>>25142305
Maybe you should then learn how to use the filter instead of crying like a baby
>>25142224
Eh. It's fun giving rebuttals that he doesn't properly respond to, instead just trying to keep his image by saying:
>tick tick, wagie! dont get mad because you gotta wake up early for mr sheckelstein tomorrow!
Everyone knows it's a shallow disguise, but I like coming to /r9k/ just to mess with him back. I wonder what this poor guy will do when the govt stops his welfare or his parents kick him out? Videos games and marathoning anime don't qualify as skills for a resume.
> Get roped into working with my dad because I need money
> It's only one day
> Have terrible anxiety all weekend
> Feel sick to my stomach
> Just realized I have to wake up in five hours so I can sit in the car for an hour and a half in traffic
Holy fuck wagekeks, how do you do it?
>>25142305
don't you have school tomorrow future wagie? Don't tell me you're getting thousands into debt for nothing!
I really want to see a dude do these monologues at an open Mic night.
>work for part time for a small business
>paid in cash
>never pull sickies and always pick up shifts in emergencies
>boss lacking liquidity to pay me some days
>now owed months worth of wages
>he's cutting my shifts and hiring younger people he can pay peanuts
>aggressive to me at work because he owes me so much cash
>>25142964
Dude, seriously? Get the law involved, keeping your money from you is illegal.
Also, don't come in on your day off. Everyone might tell you it's a sign of honor or diligence, but people take advantage of you.
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>>25142224
someone get this wagie a coffee, before the withdrawal symptoms drive him to insanity
Daily reminder that collegefags > neet > > > > > > wagecuck
>tfw I'm in debt now and I need money
I want to die
>>25143479
just defer it till you get money
>>25139287
Thismade me laugh. Good show again, Pepe.
>>25139287
Does anyone have any comfy af jazz music to play while the wagecucks try to defend themselves?
>>25143039
But don't you make extra money and also get another day you were supposed to work in off? Must become a wagekek so please help me out.
>>25139287
>>25139374
tenm out of ten
wagecucks btfo
>>25139287
... because I have to get to the airport! The flight leaves early. Such is the hard life of going on vacation. NEETs will never know this hardship because they have no money to travel.
So I asked this neet how he likes being a virgin. His reply was:
>I'm not! I have a waifu! We are madly in love and I fap to her every day!
>>25139393
>2 minute speech
>always to be forgiven and forgotten
>>3 second ultimatum
>do what i command or you will be the deadest cold unemployed human in the existence of agony sucking concrete off of the street
you taxcucks are just so STUPID like WHAT the FUCK EVEN
>>25139287
>actually believing that NEETs can talk to anyone, let alone a crowd of people.
>OP is talking to a table of his animu dolls.
Stay socially cucked from every gathering ever.
Either this is all posted by the same person or all of you have the same useless, dyel, degenerate attitude.
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>>25145237
God look at all these RAGIE WAGIES. Is there anything finer than waking up to a nice tall glass of wagecuck tears?
Please stay
>mad
>upset
>vexed
>triggered
>>25140438
As a NEET I enjoy looking at the stars, reading a book and making me some hot chokolate. Why sleep when you are not tired? Oh right, Mr Shekelsteins hanukkah dreidel needs to be polished tomorrow
>>25139287
The NEET an urban myth that will never be confirmed. These people. They exist... I believe? I remember a friend whom vanished. After high school. Just gone. We used to call each other. I decided to visit his house. But when his mom opened the door. I was told that her son was not home. Well doesn't matter anyway. I hope he is fine...
> there are no such things as NEETs 4chan is the only channel through whom they can remind themselves of existence.
