Do any fembots have any relationships with guys from here?
>>25138532
I do! Finally have my first boyfriend and I met him from here.
Yes. And he doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to break up with him this week.
I didn't meet him here, but he introduced me to 4chan.
>>25138532
I have a relationship from one of the shut in threads. A good one too. An internet one but I'm hoping that will change.
>mfw my bf is a hated tripfag who's super sweet in private
i actually added him on skype to make fun of him in the first place
>Having a significant other
>>25138634
Eggman or Samson?
>>25138676n-neither
>>25138532
If you were willing to be with a robot, you'd already be with one.
>fem"""bot"""
Shoo shoo roast beef!
>>25138576
be my gf next?
>>25138764
sorry we're not as desperate as you and want more than just a penis to sit on
>>25138693
If you're dating vyro I'll fucking murder you and him. Same with that fag Eeyore or Doj
Yeah. I LOOOOOOVE introverted guys. They're so KYOOT. He's originally from /soc/, but he posts here too from time to time. He's confident but mysterious, a real lone wolf type. And of course he's really handsome, in that nerdy, introverted sort of way!
>>25138837
women cant be robots, fuck off.
Sage posting desu.
>>25138915
youre right cause were fembots and youre malebots :) but srsly have you tried not being so angry and mean? maybe a cute girl will give you a chance then
>>25138576
why? did you get bored of him?
>>25138866
Don't worry, friendo. I haven't even made a new female friend from /r9k/ in like a year and a half, much less trying to date a girl from here again.
Superior tripfag coming through.
Fuck all fembots. Don't go near them robots, they smell of macaroni and cheese and they have roast beef vaginas. They just want beta male providers
>>25138945
>have you tried not being so angry and mean?
Normies, I swear.
>>25138676
>tfw no longer have any female orbiters
>been coming to /r9k/ for years
>trips were always here in one form or another
>miss seeing the old trips around
...
>have the desire to start tripping myself
Oh God. It took almost half a decade but I think I caught the bug.
SOMEONE LOVE ME DAMNIT I WOULD SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION AND FEELINGS I AM NOT GAY I SWEAR TO GOD BE MY PRINCESS AND I WILL DO MY BEST FOR YOU EVEN IF MY BEST IS SUBPAR FUCK
>>25138866
I'm not gay, though.
>>25139081
Join in on the fun, Anon.
>>25138634
A gril added me to make fun of me a while back and we ended up friends. I sincerely hope you're not her.
>>25139081
>>25139144
nobody values your input any more for having a tripcode, it's valued less
pls stop being cancer
it's not like you guys have personalities or anything, otherwise you'd be on social media
I met my husband from here.
>>25138532
I dooo :3 I met my boyfriend through /r9k/ Skype groups. we've been dating almost 8 months now. tomorrow he's coming to pick me up so we can spend Christmas together :3
doj is the most obnoxious triplord on this board. Show yourself faggot, why do you irk me so
SOMEBODY BE MY GF RIGHT NOW
>>25139203
Why don't you just filter trips or use 4chanx's anonymizer?
>>25139312
You're just tsundere, Anon.
>>25139352
fuck bitches post trains all day erry day
Does getting a tripcode attract femanons?
>>25139228
>>>/out/
>>25139403
i'm a purist
i also don't hide from things i don't like here... i confront it
now please stop ruining the anonymous fun
>>25139466
Trying to confront something you know you will never be able to change or defeat, is pure insanity.
I'm not going to stop using a trip regardless of what you tell me. You'd have to kill me, so the only solution you have is filtering me, Anonymizing me, or dealing with it.
Well, not from /r9k/, but I found a very sweet guy from /v/ and it's my first time having some kind of relationship. I honestly feel bad for him for trying with me, but I sure do love him a lot.
We've known each other for over a year now...Hopefully this means I will not be a virgin at 30.
>>25139547
Suck my dick brother
>>25139547
you provide no value to this place
you have no personality
nobody admires you or follows your posts brah
just go back to social media
>>25139599
I respectfully decline, but thanks for offering.
>>25139612
That's nice Anon, but why would I care about a post like this? I've heard all of it a hundred times before.
You're also double linebreaking again.
>>25138945
You're seriously fucking stupid if you think people act the same way on 4chan as they do in real life
>>25139682
That's a command, not an offer.
>>25139705
Touche, my friend.
>>25138532
No. but honestly it's cause I'm too nervous to talk to guys period. I like 4chan because unless I point it out, no one knows I'm female
>>25139599
WHORE
WHOREEEEEE
>WANTING YOUR DICK SUCKED BY DOJ
WHPRE
Enough with the fembot meme already.
My bf is a /B/tard. He doesn't know much about this board, only some of the delicious cringing stories I share with him.
>>25139723
We're not friends.
>>25139833
I know we aren't. My use of "friend" in that context was non-literal.
>>25139726
>tfw have this problem as well (obviously, considering this fucking place)
>tfw I'll never have a relationship where me and a girl can be silent together and be cool with it since it's a relief
GLASSY SKYYYYYYYYYYYY, ABOVE;_;
>>25139824
>/b/tard bf
jesus christ
>>25139726
b e m y g f
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>>25138693
Is it Fish?
>>25139876
>tfw will never have a qt femtrip foamer gf who isn't a literal prostitute
>>25139910
If it's Fish I'll commit sudoku and stream it f.a.m
>>25138548
post pic or it didn't happen.
>>25139910
It's the trap mystery.jpg
>>25139876
I know the feel too well
>>25139904
Honestly, you'd get bored or frustrated with me
>>25138693
EEYORE OR SAMSON????
>>25139974
>Honestly, you'd get bored or frustrated with me
Do you like yugioh or vidya at all? Or history?
>>25139939
Why? It wouldn't be hard to believe. Fish is handsome and cool
>>25138866
>>25139910
>>25139951
>>25139993
s-sorry I can't tell you
>>25139974
>I know the feel too well
Too bad you're probably nowhere close Eastern Kikerope, I'm not particularly entertainingaside from cheesy puns that I throw having made up on the flyand I can easily relate to any human frustration.
>>25140074
>/pol/tard
>puns (lowest form of humor only appreciated by redditors)
no wonder you dont have a girlfriend
>>25140023
Watch out. Vyro is going to cuck you, babe.
>>25140099
vyro is a gross and a dumb /soc/poster... i'd never date him ;_;
>>25140018
>Vidya
You bet
>History
Well I'm reading the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire right now... so that kinda answers that
>>25140023
It's vyro isn't it whore
>>25140099
if he isnt already
>>25140023
I can't tell you either if I could tell you how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if it could chuck wood.
>>25140074
No, I'm American. Only time I've ever gone to Europe was to visit my great grandparents (Bosnia)
>>25140127
Be my gf
D-Do you like grand strategy?
>>25140125
Eeyore will also cuck you, so will samson, so will literally any male trip on this shitty stupid board
t. a former tripfag with a PhD in why men are whroes
Can women stop fucking encouraging tripfagging?
Please?
>>25140092
>poltard
I just like to use Jewrolls pun and decided to mix it up today. Double Reddit Agent spotted, I'm actually fairly liberal in regards to people but not the law of state.
My puns aren't even close to reddit's as well, reading theirs simply sickens me. These aren't why I don't have a girlfriend, but more why I'm not getting one from people I know already.
>>25140127
L O C A T I O N
>>25140157
You're kinda putting me on the spot Anon
>>25140148
>always America or Australia
I shouldn't be this dependant on relationship but damn I need my own Misaki for sure.
>>25140169
Here a trip, there a trip, everywhere a trip trip
>>25140205
Fuck off cuck she's mine. I asked first
>>25140220
You didn't answer the question qt. Do you like grand strategy?Please I'll love you so much ;_;
>>25140157
>chicken image
>likes grand strategy and history
I know who you are.
t. Anon
>>25140252
Steam bestie? Or /gsg/ shitposter?
t. Rob?
>>25140247
>cuck
I'm not going that far yet, chill out. This could be bait for all we know.
I'm free for conversation regardless of Grand Strategy, Ms America.
>>25140023
Is it wowdoge
looking for qt girl to play CK2 or EU4 with me on steamhttp://steamcommunity.com/id/Domebuddy
>>25139913
>>25139407
>>25139020
>tfw biggest trip in this thread and getting ignored
I have fallen far
>>25140239
Sorry
>>25140247
Yeah I do
>mfw I can never get enough people to play diplomacy
>mfw I have no face
>>25140308
>plays Ironmeme
t. HPM
>>25140280
>Rob
Lost me, what country you in?
t. Anon
>>25140314
Here's a pity reply and acknowledgment of your existence, buddy.
>>25140333
I think savescumming is gayand I can't control myself to not save scum
>>25140314
Here is your attention. Almond milk is quite good
>>25140328
Please be my gf
>>25140339
Burgerland
>>25140328
>Sorry
It's fine.. I'll just wipe the floor with my face and it'll be fine after drying off.
>>25140345
thanks m8
now I can pass out and then wake up a few hours later to vomit uncontrollably in peace
>>25140353
I bet you leave disgusting Colonial borders too
>>25140363
>Murica
Nope, not who I thought.
t. Anon
>>25140023
Fuck, if its vyro ill kill his canadian ass
>>25140409
Never, My colonial nations are usually quite nice looking.
>>25140466
I meant the ai
You need to changeowner that shit and you can't in Ironmeme
>>25140128
>>25140447
n-no... here
>>25140125
I've had a decent ammount, but they only last about 2 months. Then they just kind of leave.
>>25140394
Riding that train, high on cocaine
>>25140504
You're still a whore for dating a disgusting tripfag
>>25140512
Offer yourself to the masses.
>>25140504
>gross and dumb /soc/ poster
As a tripfag, i can say that the vast majority of us are.
DAT FEEL WHEN NO QT CUDDLEBUDDY BF
I've been trying to talk to more and more people. Femanons are nice to talk to. Does anyone want to talk on kik?
>>25140314
It's because you're nowadays posting for the sole purpose of attention, tone it down.
>>25138764
I always wondered how that dog even got the fuck down there.
>>25140561
If I hadn't already tried that, why would I be searching for guys on /r9k/?
>>25140599
Mystery is a man with a large benis.
>>25140584
AHEM.
3. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
>>25140576
Speak only for yourself, /s(o)c/um.
>>25138768
No rose today?
>>25140394
What does it mean that your almond milk is "raw"?
>>25140624
Are you fat and/or ugly?
>>25140624
Post your demographics, statistics, and contacts. I'm asking for science related purposes.
>>25140650
Not particularly, I guess.
>>25140630
The thread itself isn't a meetup thread, it doesn't state information cannot be exchanged, failed janitor.
>>25140700
The be my gf femanon
>>25140021
>fish
>handsome
>cool
lmfao family lmfaooooo
>>25140648
made with raw almonds
>>25140599
that is always why I've posted
>>25140717
What are you talking about? fish is so handsome and so cool
>>25139824
Underage pls go tyy
>>25140021
Nice samefag, Fish. He is neither of those things
>>25140704
/soc/ content belongs on /soc/, it's not that hard.
Exchanging contact information with a specific person is fine, but making a general inquiry about adding people on kik is not allowed by far.
>>25140717
>anonymous posters
>>25140099
>>25140128
>>25140447
why do all the guys on here hate vyro? he is cute af and has a lovable personality, jealous much?
>>25140727
We need steam engines in this thing.
>>25140757
Vyro put your trip on :^)
>>25140757
He's degenerate normalfag scum who deserves a bullet to the back of his empty skull
>>25140757
Someone link vyro's winetasting YouTube video
>>25140676
Uh,, this may be a stupid question, but, like, what do you mean? I'm sorry.
>>25140709
I guess
>>25140577
here's a picture
>>25140021
>>25140737
fish samefagging savagery,
>>25140797
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>>25140803
fuck, I meant to attach this
>>25140749
>>25140831
I can actually confirm that Fish is a handsome and cool fellow, no homosexual intention intended.
>>25140797
Demographics - age, location, etc..khv?
Statistics - height, weight, etc
Contacts - email, kik, skype, etc
>>25138532
I met my qtp2t bf here
>tfw the history and grand strategy loving qt will never be your gf
>>25140727
You're making it too clear, put a bit of makeup on your posts
>>25140860
You are really dim, sir. Really, really dim.
>>25140749
>>25140856
>>25140831
I dont claim to be either of those things.
>>25140908
Thank you. You're welcome. And awesome. Will you buy me cheese soup?
>>25140833
uh, my Skype is generalwords. h-holla at me, bro haha...
>>25140860
I'm 18, live in America, the only stuff I've ever done was with my dog, never been on a date or been kissed or anything, I'm 5'3", I don't know how much I weigh bc I don't own a scale or anything and it's not a good enough reason to go to the doctor, but I'm not a landwhale or anything. I already said my Skype.
>>25140856
>nappy pube head troll mexican manlet
>handsome
your taste is A1, no homosexual intended :^)
alright. just lay it out for me, what do i have to do to get a gf here?
>>25140892
At least you can keep trying. Eurogrills either don't exist or don't reply on this board. I just want a shy gril with whom I could be shy together while being the more dominant one just a bit.
>>25140939
>the only stuff I've ever done was with my dogthat's fucking hot
>>25140939
What have you done with your dog?
>>25140831
He is, though.
He has pretty eyes and rather thick hair, and knows a lot of stuff.
Handsome and cool/10
>>25139122
I will love you, please treat me like a princessyou can be my prince
>>25140966
Anon I'm not Euro, I'm the burger that asked her to be my gf
>>25140993
Stop this.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaking of trip fags, what ever happened to necrofag?
>>25139262
unironically please enjoy getting raped
>>25140993
Vyro pls leave with your circlejerk group
is having a big dick enough to get a gf? I'm really running out of ideas here
>>25141009
Embrace your beauty, Pescado
>>25140992
>>25140988
uh, well, I let him lick me out rather often. I've almost wanted to do more, but I'm afraid of the knot.
>>25141004
And I'm saying that you can always keep trying exactly because you're a burger and I'm not and I envy you holy shit are you baiting my rage
>>25140782
you sound like a victim of personal attack
24/7 Crisis Support hotline
>>25140794
wine tasting, how lovely and bourgeoisie
>>25141073
Sorry anon, I misread your post. If it makes you feel better, if you ever come here you'll probably be able to do good with your accent.
>>25141052
No.
Fuck off. Do you have water on your brain?
Dont call me that.
>>25141013
Has a gee EFF. Going into pathology or something
>>25141067
Are you going to put on a cam show for r9k, b, and soc?
>>25141052
vyro stohp
>>25140963
1. Be incredibly lucky
2. Repeat step one
I've always wanted to save a robot but I've been in a relationship for the entirety I've lurked here and we might get married soon so that dream is out the window. I say this just because it means other girls here must feel the same way about you guys, there may be hope for you yet.
>>25140963
lurk and be lucky, you may get a kik, if she's cool you can just bullshit or whatever and maybe she will like you. It took me like ten girls to find one that would just talk to me, but some of those were other boards too and I didn't have a phone so I had to use email. Were both weird and its easy to talk to her. I think we like each other maybe
>>25141079
https://youtu.be/DSKe6EhiKA0
Found it.
>>25141114
I'm too insecure for that. I could kill myself on cam, tho. I know I'd like to see someone do that, so I'm sure someone would like to see me do it.
>>25141103
Maybe if I try hard enough, but most likely not.
>>25141127
>tfw mystery.jpg will never respond to your emails
>>25141047
>tfw got a negro dick but im white
after I fap I stand up and im just like fug mane. small as fuck flaccid tho
>>25138532
this is gonna attract roasties
>>25141151
Just don't show your face bby plox
>>25141173
I hate my body too tho
>>25141067
I'd say don't try it if doesnt sound pleasuring. keep enjoying that tongue thoughthe mental image got me hot and bothered
>>25141105
And you're so humble about it as well.
https://youtu.be/QJO3ROT-A4E
>>25141115
Not even Vyro desu senpai
>>25141194
Do it for the desperate anons.
>>25141151
The internet is a wild wonderland and you're as degenerate as anyone here.
>>25141163
Does anyone remember that norweigan qt girl or whatever? I got her email and it lasted one email lol
>>25141151
post pic of face in this thread or gtfo
>>25141208
Just stop. Nobody wants this.
>>25141218
whats her email?
>>25141125
she is right family, it is just pure luck. it is easier if you just go out because at least that person will be in your immediate vicinity
>>25141145
>doesn't know where Holland is
>high pitched annoying voice
Americans are only good looking in theory not irl
>>25141239
But I want you, James Fisher
>>25138634
Is it a trip from /yg/?
>>25141273
I want you to fuck off and die.
>>25141268
>refers to the Netherlands as Holland
>dares to try to one up someone regarding geography
Holland are two provinces in the country, mate.
>>25141222
Ok...
>>25141214
nah... I'd probably freak out or something, I can't even make eye contact with people anymore, not even my parents. Showing my body would be a lot.
>>25141215
uh, okay.
>>25141203
Neat
>>25141294
i-is that your real name?
>>25141294
Just you wait, one day you'll love me too and well have a wedding cake that will be both vegan and gluten free.
>>25141268
He's Canadian though.
original
>>25141320
chubbywubby! I think you would be considered a pawg by the nigger congregation and affiliates
>>25141320
fuck
i want to bind you down on the floor and have your dog mount you
>>25141323
Yes.
I have no web presence though so it's worthless.
>>25141324
Gross. Fuck off faggot.
>>25141368
I think I know you irl where are you from?
>>25141320
did you seriously post your face after you openly said you let your dog eat out your pussy. i really hope that isn't your face
>>25141320
Holy shit anon, you look like my childhood m8. You wouldn't live in California would you?
>>25141380
>>25141398
>I-I KNOW U!! D=
>>>/b/
>>25141380
Just say where you think I'm from.
>>25141320
Further proof that fat chicks are both ugly and amoral with shit personalities
>>25141368
No.
Well have 2.5 children, they'll also be raised vegan, and be put in gymnastics. No more than 20g of protein daily.
>>25141320
Are you even on Skype right now?
>>25141351
I'm not white tho. Half black, half white
>>25141354
uh, i guess i'll take that as a compliment hehe..~
>>25141418
This is why I'm never having kids.
>>25141320
Samantha! Get off 4chan!
>>25141418
Hydrated carbon master race?
>>25141446
Because you don't appreciate the athleticism of gymnasts?
>>25141434
definitely was a compliment, sweetie <3 you're a hottie
>>25141462
Because crazy faggots like you could get to them.
>>25141320
qtbhoneefam
>>25141434
>I'm not white tho
>half white
uh...
>>25141434
was your dad or mom black? you look pretty white
>>25141468
Telling an amoral, bestiality indulging fat cunt she's a hottie. Literal definition of cuck.
>>25141354
>>25141214
>>25141203
Do men have any concern for the wellbeing of other living things? How can you thirsty fucks find that sexy?
>>25141460
Yep yep!
>>25141479
Would you rather have fat children with bad cholesterol and no potential or discipline?
>>25141416
i think you're from queerberg lad
>>25141521
>If they're not limp wristed vegan faggots they're fat
>>25141384
uh...
>>25141398
nah, alabama
>>25141503
Dad
>>25141520
.....its a dog gettin laid
>>25141537
Was that your skype posted earlier or is it a guy catfishing me right now?
>>25141531
>limp wristed
Fucking Christ man, were you listening? They're gymnasts, their wrists will be strong.
>>25141516
she's just indulging in her fetish, whats wrong with that? and yeah regardless of what she does, she looks pretty and i'd love to facefuck her. she's free to know that <3
>>25141520
tastes differ
>>25141537
TELL THAT NIGGER WE LYNCH HIS KIND IN THE BAMA BET YOU GOT SOME REAL DADDY ISSUES HUH NIGGA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEIN THE UNHOLY SATAN OFFSPRING OF A BLACK DOG AND A WHITE PERSON???? HMM?????/
>>25140092
I'm a /pol/tard who has a Jewish girlfriend.
I don't use puns though. Usually dark humour about the end of the world and WW3. It's oddly popular with people if you just cut out all the /pol/ stuff about niggers, faggots, kikes, and whores.
>>25140757
Because he shit up /yg/ last year and because of his faggotry it hasn't gone back to its former glory
Fuck off, we all know you're jody. Put your trip back on.
>>25141578
>if you just cut out all the /pol/ stuff about niggers, faggots, kikes, and whores.
What the fuck would you have left?
>>25141567
>raping an animal
>just a matter of taste
>>25141606
the dog's licking her out. that's not rape
>>25141556
Obviously it's a guy you gigantic fucking retard.
>>25141567
>just indulging in her fetish, what's wrong with that?
It's literally illegal for a reason m8, that's how some severe std's originate.
I dated a guy I met on /b/ back in like 2007. We lived in the same city and chatted on Skype for a while before meeting up and seeing a movie. He was actually a really cool guy for the most part, (surprisingly) good looking, tall, a little chubby but muscular, had a nice beard (this was an era before beards were ruined by hipsters) funny, etc, checked a lot of the boxes for me. The problem with him (and most people I met on 4chan back in the old days) is that he was a relentless "troll" even in real life, he got waaaaay too much pleasure from fucking with people. It was funny at first but eventually I but I realized that his sense of humor was actually pretty cruel, the "pranks" he pulled were Kafkaesque mindfucks instead of lighthearted jokes. It gets old pretty quick. Also his friends were a lot like him but more insufferable, all they ever talked about was technical stuff about computer network security which I didn't really understand so whenever we all hung out together it was kind of shitty and I always felt very left out. Weirdly enough I kind of miss him was my first and only boyfriend and I regret leaving him, having an asshole boyfriend is better than having no one.
>>25141320
post a pic of your ass now
>>25141620
She forces/entices it by putting shit on her vagina, the dog would not do that by its own free will. Stop trying to justify your degenerate fetish you disgusting abuse supporter
>>25141634
How old are you fembot?
>>25141631
its illegal cause most bestiality is animal cruelty. letting a dog lick you out isn't cruelty though
>stds
thats her own risk to take
>>25141660
so the dog gets a delicious snack and his owner gets something nice out of it too? damn dude better call WWF. this cutie is obviously a fucking menace lmao
>>25141660
this. do you think the dog knows what it's doing?
>>25141664
26 :( too old to still be hanging around 4chan
>>25141699
You're never to old to degenerate.
>>25141660
also by that logic it's animal abuse to walk the dog because thats not his free will. you should let him shit in the house obviously, you fucking felon :)
>>25141699
pls be my sugar mama gf.
>>25141634
>Kafkaesque mindfucks
examples of mischief pls
>>25141634
What have you done with your life since?
>>25141686
>cutie
Your desperation is showing
That delicious snack has an unpleasant aftertaste of stank unwashed pussy juice and shame. It's wrong to take advantage of other living beings. It's also wrong to cover your penis in peanutbutter and have a retarded child lick it off, which is the equivalent of what this chick is doing.
>>25141699
>tfw no old 4chan gf to save me from this hellhole
Yes but we were dating before he came on here.
>>25141768
>>25141690
>>25141686
www.tumblr.com
>>25141768
>your desperation is showing
aw does little baby fucknuts feel uncomfortable when i use petnames?
>unwashed pussy
my man... not everyone is a filthy neet who doesnt wash himself ;)
>>25141724
>Met girl on r9k years ago
>Takes sudden interest in me recently
>Wants to date me/talks personal stuff
>Gets really sketch and keeps deleting me from things over petty shit
I gave up. Too difficult to deal with. Sure, we have a thousand things in common, but you can't control someone's emotions and she was like a radical radio-wave of sudden emotion.I miss her, even though I shouldn't
>>25141719
>>25141815
Evidence that furries and beastialityfags cannot into logic and only want to fuck dogs because they have the same brain capacity
>>25141841
What was the last thing that triggered a deletion?
>>25141841
Guess robots are just meant to be alone.
