Do any fembots have any relationships with guys from here?
>>25138532
I do! Finally have my first boyfriend and I met him from here.
Yes. And he doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to break up with him this week.
I didn't meet him here, but he introduced me to 4chan.
>>25138532
I have a relationship from one of the shut in threads. A good one too. An internet one but I'm hoping that will change.
>mfw my bf is a hated tripfag who's super sweet in private
i actually added him on skype to make fun of him in the first place
>Having a significant other
>>25138634
Eggman or Samson?
>>25138676n-neither
>>25138532
If you were willing to be with a robot, you'd already be with one.
>fem"""bot"""
Shoo shoo roast beef!
>>25138576
be my gf next?
>>25138764
sorry we're not as desperate as you and want more than just a penis to sit on
>>25138693
If you're dating vyro I'll fucking murder you and him. Same with that fag Eeyore or Doj
Yeah. I LOOOOOOVE introverted guys. They're so KYOOT. He's originally from /soc/, but he posts here too from time to time. He's confident but mysterious, a real lone wolf type. And of course he's really handsome, in that nerdy, introverted sort of way!
>>25138837
women cant be robots, fuck off.
Sage posting desu.
>>25138915
youre right cause were fembots and youre malebots :) but srsly have you tried not being so angry and mean? maybe a cute girl will give you a chance then
>>25138576
why? did you get bored of him?
>>25138866
Don't worry, friendo. I haven't even made a new female friend from /r9k/ in like a year and a half, much less trying to date a girl from here again.
Superior tripfag coming through.
Fuck all fembots. Don't go near them robots, they smell of macaroni and cheese and they have roast beef vaginas. They just want beta male providers
>>25138945
>have you tried not being so angry and mean?
Normies, I swear.
>>25138676
>tfw no longer have any female orbiters
>been coming to /r9k/ for years
>trips were always here in one form or another
>miss seeing the old trips around
...
>have the desire to start tripping myself
Oh God. It took almost half a decade but I think I caught the bug.
SOMEONE LOVE ME DAMNIT I WOULD SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION AND FEELINGS I AM NOT GAY I SWEAR TO GOD BE MY PRINCESS AND I WILL DO MY BEST FOR YOU EVEN IF MY BEST IS SUBPAR FUCK
>>25138866
I'm not gay, though.
>>25139081
Join in on the fun, Anon.
>>25138634
A gril added me to make fun of me a while back and we ended up friends. I sincerely hope you're not her.
>>25139081
>>25139144
nobody values your input any more for having a tripcode, it's valued less
pls stop being cancer
it's not like you guys have personalities or anything, otherwise you'd be on social media
I met my husband from here.
>>25138532
I dooo :3 I met my boyfriend through /r9k/ Skype groups. we've been dating almost 8 months now. tomorrow he's coming to pick me up so we can spend Christmas together :3
doj is the most obnoxious triplord on this board. Show yourself faggot, why do you irk me so
SOMEBODY BE MY GF RIGHT NOW
>>25139203
Why don't you just filter trips or use 4chanx's anonymizer?
>>25139312
You're just tsundere, Anon.
>>25139352
fuck bitches post trains all day erry day
Does getting a tripcode attract femanons?
>>25139228
>>>/out/
>>25139403
i'm a purist
i also don't hide from things i don't like here... i confront it
now please stop ruining the anonymous fun
>>25139466
Trying to confront something you know you will never be able to change or defeat, is pure insanity.
I'm not going to stop using a trip regardless of what you tell me. You'd have to kill me, so the only solution you have is filtering me, Anonymizing me, or dealing with it.
Well, not from /r9k/, but I found a very sweet guy from /v/ and it's my first time having some kind of relationship. I honestly feel bad for him for trying with me, but I sure do love him a lot.
We've known each other for over a year now...Hopefully this means I will not be a virgin at 30.
>>25139547
Suck my dick brother
>>25139547
you provide no value to this place
you have no personality
nobody admires you or follows your posts brah
just go back to social media
>>25139599
I respectfully decline, but thanks for offering.
>>25139612
That's nice Anon, but why would I care about a post like this? I've heard all of it a hundred times before.
You're also double linebreaking again.
>>25138945
You're seriously fucking stupid if you think people act the same way on 4chan as they do in real life
>>25139682
That's a command, not an offer.
>>25139705
Touche, my friend.
>>25138532
No. but honestly it's cause I'm too nervous to talk to guys period. I like 4chan because unless I point it out, no one knows I'm female
>>25139599
WHORE
WHOREEEEEE
>WANTING YOUR DICK SUCKED BY DOJ
WHPRE
Enough with the fembot meme already.
My bf is a /B/tard. He doesn't know much about this board, only some of the delicious cringing stories I share with him.
>>25139723
We're not friends.
>>25139833
I know we aren't. My use of "friend" in that context was non-literal.
>>25139726
>tfw have this problem as well (obviously, considering this fucking place)
>tfw I'll never have a relationship where me and a girl can be silent together and be cool with it since it's a relief
GLASSY SKYYYYYYYYYYYY, ABOVE;_;
>>25139824
>/b/tard bf
jesus christ
>>25139726
b e m y g f
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>>25138693
Is it Fish?
>>25139876
>tfw will never have a qt femtrip foamer gf who isn't a literal prostitute
>>25139910
If it's Fish I'll commit sudoku and stream it f.a.m
>>25138548
post pic or it didn't happen.
>>25139910
It's the trap mystery.jpg
>>25139876
I know the feel too well
>>25139904
Honestly, you'd get bored or frustrated with me
>>25138693
EEYORE OR SAMSON????
>>25139974
>Honestly, you'd get bored or frustrated with me
Do you like yugioh or vidya at all? Or history?
>>25139939
Why? It wouldn't be hard to believe. Fish is handsome and cool
>>25138866
>>25139910
>>25139951
>>25139993
s-sorry I can't tell you
>>25139974
>I know the feel too well
Too bad you're probably nowhere close Eastern Kikerope, I'm not particularly entertainingaside from cheesy puns that I throw having made up on the flyand I can easily relate to any human frustration.
>>25140074
>/pol/tard
>puns (lowest form of humor only appreciated by redditors)
no wonder you dont have a girlfriend
>>25140023
Watch out. Vyro is going to cuck you, babe.
>>25140099
vyro is a gross and a dumb /soc/poster... i'd never date him ;_;
>>25140018
>Vidya
You bet
>History
Well I'm reading the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire right now... so that kinda answers that
>>25140023
It's vyro isn't it whore
>>25140099
if he isnt already
>>25140023
I can't tell you either if I could tell you how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if it could chuck wood.
>>25140074
No, I'm American. Only time I've ever gone to Europe was to visit my great grandparents (Bosnia)
>>25140127
Be my gf
D-Do you like grand strategy?
>>25140125
Eeyore will also cuck you, so will samson, so will literally any male trip on this shitty stupid board
t. a former tripfag with a PhD in why men are whroes
Can women stop fucking encouraging tripfagging?
Please?
>>25140092
>poltard
I just like to use Jewrolls pun and decided to mix it up today. Double Reddit Agent spotted, I'm actually fairly liberal in regards to people but not the law of state.
My puns aren't even close to reddit's as well, reading theirs simply sickens me. These aren't why I don't have a girlfriend, but more why I'm not getting one from people I know already.
>>25140127
L O C A T I O N
>>25140157
You're kinda putting me on the spot Anon
>>25140148
>always America or Australia
I shouldn't be this dependant on relationship but damn I need my own Misaki for sure.
>>25140169
Here a trip, there a trip, everywhere a trip trip
>>25140205
Fuck off cuck she's mine. I asked first
>>25140220
You didn't answer the question qt. Do you like grand strategy?Please I'll love you so much ;_;
>>25140157
>chicken image
>likes grand strategy and history
I know who you are.
t. Anon
>>25140252
Steam bestie? Or /gsg/ shitposter?
t. Rob?
>>25140247
>cuck
I'm not going that far yet, chill out. This could be bait for all we know.
I'm free for conversation regardless of Grand Strategy, Ms America.
>>25140023
Is it wowdoge
looking for qt girl to play CK2 or EU4 with me on steamhttp://steamcommunity.com/id/Domebuddy
>>25139913
>>25139407
>>25139020
>tfw biggest trip in this thread and getting ignored
I have fallen far
>>25140239
Sorry
>>25140247
Yeah I do
>mfw I can never get enough people to play diplomacy
>mfw I have no face
>>25140308
>plays Ironmeme
t. HPM
>>25140280
>Rob
Lost me, what country you in?
t. Anon
>>25140314
Here's a pity reply and acknowledgment of your existence, buddy.
>>25140333
I think savescumming is gayand I can't control myself to not save scum
>>25140314
Here is your attention. Almond milk is quite good
>>25140328
Please be my gf
>>25140339
Burgerland
>>25140328
>Sorry
It's fine.. I'll just wipe the floor with my face and it'll be fine after drying off.
>>25140345
thanks m8
now I can pass out and then wake up a few hours later to vomit uncontrollably in peace
>>25140353
I bet you leave disgusting Colonial borders too
>>25140363
>Murica
Nope, not who I thought.
t. Anon
>>25140023
Fuck, if its vyro ill kill his canadian ass
>>25140409
Never, My colonial nations are usually quite nice looking.
>>25140466
I meant the ai
You need to changeowner that shit and you can't in Ironmeme
>>25140128
>>25140447
n-no... here
>>25140125
I've had a decent ammount, but they only last about 2 months. Then they just kind of leave.
>>25140394
Riding that train, high on cocaine
>>25140504
You're still a whore for dating a disgusting tripfag
>>25140512
Offer yourself to the masses.
>>25140504
>gross and dumb /soc/ poster
As a tripfag, i can say that the vast majority of us are.
DAT FEEL WHEN NO QT CUDDLEBUDDY BF
I've been trying to talk to more and more people. Femanons are nice to talk to. Does anyone want to talk on kik?
>>25140314
It's because you're nowadays posting for the sole purpose of attention, tone it down.
>>25138764
I always wondered how that dog even got the fuck down there.
>>25140561
If I hadn't already tried that, why would I be searching for guys on /r9k/?
>>25140599
Mystery is a man with a large benis.
>>25140584
AHEM.
3. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
>>25140576
Speak only for yourself, /s(o)c/um.
>>25138768
No rose today?
>>25140394
What does it mean that your almond milk is "raw"?
>>25140624
Are you fat and/or ugly?
>>25140624
Post your demographics, statistics, and contacts. I'm asking for science related purposes.
>>25140650
Not particularly, I guess.
>>25140630
The thread itself isn't a meetup thread, it doesn't state information cannot be exchanged, failed janitor.
>>25140700
The be my gf femanon
>>25140021
>fish
>handsome
>cool
lmfao family lmfaooooo
>>25140648
made with raw almonds
>>25140599
that is always why I've posted
>>25140717
What are you talking about? fish is so handsome and so cool
>>25139824
Underage pls go tyy
>>25140021
Nice samefag, Fish. He is neither of those things
>>25140704
/soc/ content belongs on /soc/, it's not that hard.
Exchanging contact information with a specific person is fine, but making a general inquiry about adding people on kik is not allowed by far.
>>25140717
>anonymous posters
>>25140099
>>25140128
>>25140447
why do all the guys on here hate vyro? he is cute af and has a lovable personality, jealous much?
>>25140727
We need steam engines in this thing.
>>25140757
Vyro put your trip on :^)
>>25140757
He's degenerate normalfag scum who deserves a bullet to the back of his empty skull
>>25140757
Someone link vyro's winetasting YouTube video
>>25140676
Uh,, this may be a stupid question, but, like, what do you mean? I'm sorry.
>>25140709
I guess
>>25140577
here's a picture
>>25140021
>>25140737
fish samefagging savagery,
>>25140797
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>>25140803
fuck, I meant to attach this
>>25140749
>>25140831
I can actually confirm that Fish is a handsome and cool fellow, no homosexual intention intended.
>>25140797
Demographics - age, location, etc..khv?
Statistics - height, weight, etc
Contacts - email, kik, skype, etc
>>25138532
I met my qtp2t bf here
>tfw the history and grand strategy loving qt will never be your gf
>>25140727
You're making it too clear, put a bit of makeup on your posts
>>25140860
You are really dim, sir. Really, really dim.
>>25140749
>>25140856
>>25140831
I dont claim to be either of those things.
>>25140908
Thank you. You're welcome. And awesome. Will you buy me cheese soup?
>>25140833
uh, my Skype is generalwords. h-holla at me, bro haha...
>>25140860
I'm 18, live in America, the only stuff I've ever done was with my dog, never been on a date or been kissed or anything, I'm 5'3", I don't know how much I weigh bc I don't own a scale or anything and it's not a good enough reason to go to the doctor, but I'm not a landwhale or anything. I already said my Skype.
>>25140856
>nappy pube head troll mexican manlet
>handsome
your taste is A1, no homosexual intended :^)
alright. just lay it out for me, what do i have to do to get a gf here?
>>25140892
At least you can keep trying. Eurogrills either don't exist or don't reply on this board. I just want a shy gril with whom I could be shy together while being the more dominant one just a bit.
>>25140939
>the only stuff I've ever done was with my dogthat's fucking hot
>>25140939
What have you done with your dog?
>>25140831
He is, though.
He has pretty eyes and rather thick hair, and knows a lot of stuff.
Handsome and cool/10
>>25139122
I will love you, please treat me like a princessyou can be my prince
>>25140966
Anon I'm not Euro, I'm the burger that asked her to be my gf
>>25140993
Stop this.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaking of trip fags, what ever happened to necrofag?
>>25139262
unironically please enjoy getting raped
>>25140993
Vyro pls leave with your circlejerk group
is having a big dick enough to get a gf? I'm really running out of ideas here
>>25141009
Embrace your beauty, Pescado
>>25140992
>>25140988
uh, well, I let him lick me out rather often. I've almost wanted to do more, but I'm afraid of the knot.
>>25141004
And I'm saying that you can always keep trying exactly because you're a burger and I'm not and I envy you holy shit are you baiting my rage
>>25140782
you sound like a victim of personal attack
24/7 Crisis Support hotline
>>25140794
wine tasting, how lovely and bourgeoisie
>>25141073
Sorry anon, I misread your post. If it makes you feel better, if you ever come here you'll probably be able to do good with your accent.
>>25141052
No.
Fuck off. Do you have water on your brain?
Dont call me that.
>>25141013
Has a gee EFF. Going into pathology or something
>>25141067
Are you going to put on a cam show for r9k, b, and soc?
>>25141052
vyro stohp
>>25140963
1. Be incredibly lucky
2. Repeat step one
I've always wanted to save a robot but I've been in a relationship for the entirety I've lurked here and we might get married soon so that dream is out the window. I say this just because it means other girls here must feel the same way about you guys, there may be hope for you yet.
>>25140963
lurk and be lucky, you may get a kik, if she's cool you can just bullshit or whatever and maybe she will like you. It took me like ten girls to find one that would just talk to me, but some of those were other boards too and I didn't have a phone so I had to use email. Were both weird and its easy to talk to her. I think we like each other maybe
>>25141079
https://youtu.be/DSKe6EhiKA0
Found it.
>>25141114
I'm too insecure for that. I could kill myself on cam, tho. I know I'd like to see someone do that, so I'm sure someone would like to see me do it.
>>25141103
Maybe if I try hard enough, but most likely not.
>>25141127
>tfw mystery.jpg will never respond to your emails
>>25141047
>tfw got a negro dick but im white
after I fap I stand up and im just like fug mane. small as fuck flaccid tho
>>25138532
this is gonna attract roasties
>>25141151
Just don't show your face bby plox
>>25141173
I hate my body too tho
>>25141067
I'd say don't try it if doesnt sound pleasuring. keep enjoying that tongue thoughthe mental image got me hot and bothered
>>25141105
And you're so humble about it as well.
https://youtu.be/QJO3ROT-A4E
>>25141115
Not even Vyro desu senpai
>>25141194
Do it for the desperate anons.
>>25141151
The internet is a wild wonderland and you're as degenerate as anyone here.
>>25141163
Does anyone remember that norweigan qt girl or whatever? I got her email and it lasted one email lol
>>25141151
post pic of face in this thread or gtfo
>>25141208
Just stop. Nobody wants this.
>>25141218
whats her email?
>>25141125
she is right family, it is just pure luck. it is easier if you just go out because at least that person will be in your immediate vicinity
>>25141145
>doesn't know where Holland is
>high pitched annoying voice
Americans are only good looking in theory not irl
>>25141239
But I want you, James Fisher
>>25138634
Is it a trip from /yg/?
>>25141273
I want you to fuck off and die.
>>25141268
>refers to the Netherlands as Holland
>dares to try to one up someone regarding geography
Holland are two provinces in the country, mate.
>>25141222
Ok...
>>25141214
nah... I'd probably freak out or something, I can't even make eye contact with people anymore, not even my parents. Showing my body would be a lot.
>>25141215
uh, okay.
>>25141203
Neat
>>25141294
i-is that your real name?
>>25141294
Just you wait, one day you'll love me too and well have a wedding cake that will be both vegan and gluten free.
>>25141268
He's Canadian though.
original
>>25141320
chubbywubby! I think you would be considered a pawg by the nigger congregation and affiliates
>>25141320
fuck
i want to bind you down on the floor and have your dog mount you
>>25141323
Yes.
I have no web presence though so it's worthless.
>>25141324
Gross. Fuck off faggot.
>>25141368
I think I know you irl where are you from?
>>25141320
did you seriously post your face after you openly said you let your dog eat out your pussy. i really hope that isn't your face
>>25141320
Holy shit anon, you look like my childhood m8. You wouldn't live in California would you?
>>25141380
>>25141398
>I-I KNOW U!! D=
>>>/b/
>>25141380
Just say where you think I'm from.
>>25141320
Further proof that fat chicks are both ugly and amoral with shit personalities
>>25141368
No.
Well have 2.5 children, they'll also be raised vegan, and be put in gymnastics. No more than 20g of protein daily.
>>25141320
Are you even on Skype right now?
>>25141351
I'm not white tho. Half black, half white
>>25141354
uh, i guess i'll take that as a compliment hehe..~
>>25141418
This is why I'm never having kids.
>>25141320
Samantha! Get off 4chan!
>>25141418
Hydrated carbon master race?
>>25141446
Because you don't appreciate the athleticism of gymnasts?
>>25141434
definitely was a compliment, sweetie <3 you're a hottie
>>25141462
Because crazy faggots like you could get to them.
>>25141320
qtbhoneefam
>>25141434
>I'm not white tho
>half white
uh...
>>25141434
was your dad or mom black? you look pretty white
>>25141468
Telling an amoral, bestiality indulging fat cunt she's a hottie. Literal definition of cuck.
>>25141354
>>25141214
>>25141203
Do men have any concern for the wellbeing of other living things? How can you thirsty fucks find that sexy?
>>25141460
Yep yep!
>>25141479
Would you rather have fat children with bad cholesterol and no potential or discipline?
>>25141416
i think you're from queerberg lad
>>25141521
>If they're not limp wristed vegan faggots they're fat
>>25141384
uh...
>>25141398
nah, alabama
>>25141503
Dad
>>25141520
.....its a dog gettin laid
>>25141537
Was that your skype posted earlier or is it a guy catfishing me right now?
>>25141531
>limp wristed
Fucking Christ man, were you listening? They're gymnasts, their wrists will be strong.
>>25141516
she's just indulging in her fetish, whats wrong with that? and yeah regardless of what she does, she looks pretty and i'd love to facefuck her. she's free to know that <3
>>25141520
tastes differ
>>25141537
TELL THAT NIGGER WE LYNCH HIS KIND IN THE BAMA BET YOU GOT SOME REAL DADDY ISSUES HUH NIGGA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEIN THE UNHOLY SATAN OFFSPRING OF A BLACK DOG AND A WHITE PERSON???? HMM?????/
>>25140092
I'm a /pol/tard who has a Jewish girlfriend.
I don't use puns though. Usually dark humour about the end of the world and WW3. It's oddly popular with people if you just cut out all the /pol/ stuff about niggers, faggots, kikes, and whores.
>>25140757
Because he shit up /yg/ last year and because of his faggotry it hasn't gone back to its former glory
Fuck off, we all know you're jody. Put your trip back on.
>>25141578
>if you just cut out all the /pol/ stuff about niggers, faggots, kikes, and whores.
What the fuck would you have left?
>>25141567
>raping an animal
>just a matter of taste
>>25141606
the dog's licking her out. that's not rape
>>25141556
Obviously it's a guy you gigantic fucking retard.
>>25141567
>just indulging in her fetish, what's wrong with that?
It's literally illegal for a reason m8, that's how some severe std's originate.
I dated a guy I met on /b/ back in like 2007. We lived in the same city and chatted on Skype for a while before meeting up and seeing a movie. He was actually a really cool guy for the most part, (surprisingly) good looking, tall, a little chubby but muscular, had a nice beard (this was an era before beards were ruined by hipsters) funny, etc, checked a lot of the boxes for me. The problem with him (and most people I met on 4chan back in the old days) is that he was a relentless "troll" even in real life, he got waaaaay too much pleasure from fucking with people. It was funny at first but eventually I but I realized that his sense of humor was actually pretty cruel, the "pranks" he pulled were Kafkaesque mindfucks instead of lighthearted jokes. It gets old pretty quick. Also his friends were a lot like him but more insufferable, all they ever talked about was technical stuff about computer network security which I didn't really understand so whenever we all hung out together it was kind of shitty and I always felt very left out. Weirdly enough I kind of miss him was my first and only boyfriend and I regret leaving him, having an asshole boyfriend is better than having no one.
>>25141320
post a pic of your ass now
>>25141620
She forces/entices it by putting shit on her vagina, the dog would not do that by its own free will. Stop trying to justify your degenerate fetish you disgusting abuse supporter
>>25141634
How old are you fembot?
>>25141631
its illegal cause most bestiality is animal cruelty. letting a dog lick you out isn't cruelty though
>stds
thats her own risk to take
>>25141660
so the dog gets a delicious snack and his owner gets something nice out of it too? damn dude better call WWF. this cutie is obviously a fucking menace lmao
>>25141660
this. do you think the dog knows what it's doing?
>>25141664
26 :( too old to still be hanging around 4chan
>>25141699
You're never to old to degenerate.
>>25141660
also by that logic it's animal abuse to walk the dog because thats not his free will. you should let him shit in the house obviously, you fucking felon :)
>>25141699
pls be my sugar mama gf.
>>25141634
>Kafkaesque mindfucks
examples of mischief pls
>>25141634
What have you done with your life since?
>>25141686
>cutie
Your desperation is showing
That delicious snack has an unpleasant aftertaste of stank unwashed pussy juice and shame. It's wrong to take advantage of other living beings. It's also wrong to cover your penis in peanutbutter and have a retarded child lick it off, which is the equivalent of what this chick is doing.
>>25141699
>tfw no old 4chan gf to save me from this hellhole
Yes but we were dating before he came on here.
>>25141768
>>25141690
>>25141686
www.tumblr.com
>>25141768
>your desperation is showing
aw does little baby fucknuts feel uncomfortable when i use petnames?
>unwashed pussy
my man... not everyone is a filthy neet who doesnt wash himself ;)
>>25141724
>Met girl on r9k years ago
>Takes sudden interest in me recently
>Wants to date me/talks personal stuff
>Gets really sketch and keeps deleting me from things over petty shit
I gave up. Too difficult to deal with. Sure, we have a thousand things in common, but you can't control someone's emotions and she was like a radical radio-wave of sudden emotion.I miss her, even though I shouldn't
>>25141719
>>25141815
Evidence that furries and beastialityfags cannot into logic and only want to fuck dogs because they have the same brain capacity
>>25141841
What was the last thing that triggered a deletion?
>>25141841
Guess robots are just meant to be alone.
>>25141741
There was this site that got posted on /b/ a lot back then that would open hundreds of pop up windows, each one with gay porn on it and a sound file where a guy yells "HEY EVERYONE I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN ON THE INTERNET" would play over your speakers, it would also open and close your CD tray, he mass emailed the link to EVERYONE on my email contacts list from my email, including my parents and grandmother.
One time he was cooking supper while I was over ( and in another room) his eyes were red and watering like he had been crying, he came to the room I was in and was like "Anon, I need to talk to you, I need to tell you something very important and I just hope you don't hate me for it" and at this point I am freaking out and thinking he cheated or something, and he was just quiet for a minute than looked me in the eye and said "I'm cutting onions in the kitchen" and burst out laughing
He also frequently hacked my computer and used to take control of my mouse while and open mspaint and draw stick figures having sex
it wasn't one thing that made it get old, it was just that he seemed to spend most of his time thinking of things like this to do, I could never tell if he was being serious or trying to trick me.
>>25141877
At least they're able to formulate arguments to back their opinion. All you're doing is getting angry when you can't win the argument.
You receive a 2 out of 10 score, for effort. My suggestion for you is to simply head right back over to /b/, to the rest of you silly children.
You are very much the only one here who can't apply logic. After all, if you could, you'd have given a solid argument by now.
Bye now.
>>25141898
hahaha oh wow, that guy sounds like a blast. you really fucked yourself over on that one, he was your first love too. women really are fucking retards
>>25141882
I 'spoiled' Fallout 4? I think she was clearing some areas out for settlements or trying to get the last ones. I asked her if she'd gone to Atom Cats garage and that they had a cool skin there. Said something about spoilers and then sent me a text saying she's blocking me until she finishes something.She also tried to spoil Star Wars episode 7 for me, but I already found out earlier that day. I'm guessing as 'payback'.
After that I was like, "Well time to end any emotional investment in this person."
shit feels
>>25141939
why dont you date him then you autistic faggot
>tfw might be getting catfished
>tfw I dont even care even though im using my real name on skype
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>25141815
>aw does little baby fucknuts feel uncomfortable when i use petnames?
You are orbiting an obviously obese picture of one quarter of a girl's face (that was probably posted by a guy) because they claimed to sexually abuse your dog. If this is not thirst bro I don't know what is.
If she is real, she doesn't take care of her body and she browses r9k. That pussy is offensive.
>>25141760
got an English degree, moved back in with my parents, developed severe anxiety and an eating problem, and went through 5 different jobs in 2 years currently unemployed.
I'm pretty sure he makes a LOT of money working as a sys admin at some cloud computing company, and I know he has a girlfriend who is a singer and is far prettier than I ever was. Being a jerk pays off I guess :\ God I wish I didn't post, I fucking hate thinking about this.
me: Hey babe, you're a robot, I'm a robot, let's get together
fembot: *giggle* Sure!
>we meet, have lots of sex
omg we are no longer robots! It's awesome.
>>25142037
Cringy as fuck, really hope this is ironic
>>25141939
I admit some of the things he did were funny, but imagine being with someone like that and NEVER being able to know when he is serious and when he is fucking with you, it screws with your head after a while.
>>25142037
>having sex automatically means you are not a robot
This is my favorite forced Reddit meme, and very much so.
>>25142033
>got an English degree
Why anon? Why did you do that to yourself?
>>25141994
*tips fedora*
>>25142068
nobody's perfect. sounds like you had a good relationship despite getting annoyed by his shenannigans on occasion.
>>25138532
No, but I wish to know more about her. That eyes.
So if I start cross posting from /k/ and contribution to /soc/ threads more often I will get a robot gf?
>>25142033
At least you tried femanon.
>>25142188
Get the fuck out /k/um guzzler
>>25141935
doj shut the fuck up with your pseudo superiority and god complex which compels you to use a trip. No one gives a fuck if you say logic and formulate this isn't town hall debate it's r9k you faggot, you're so irrelevant and insufferable but here's some attention since you're so desperate for it
>>25142203
Oh come on, that was proven fake.
I post here all the time, I just have the decency to not use a trip. Come on females I know you are attracted to the tripping.
>>25142246
>N-No it was fake ;_;
Get out fag
I'm a transwoman, so this thread is very interesting to me. I appreciate the honesty of social bias that I'm seeing on display here, and even if I disagree with most of what you guys are writing, it is educational. I'm always interested in how society perceives gender.
There are too many posts to reply to each of you, but I'd like to publicly note that most of you, even the so-called progressives, are still operating within rigid and obsolete definitions of "male" and "female". I know you're probably unaware of this, but a great many minds of exceptional caliber and ability have spent the past several decades trying to breakdown this framework, to some success. But regardless of this board's collective ignorance of gender instability, your reliance upon archaic and discredited social constructs is severely limiting the logic of your arguments. Any reputable women studies or sociology professor will tell you that there is little to no biological basis to these labels, which are invariably drawn from a well of unconscious prejudice and fear.
To the open-minded but confused young men I know who browse this board and are posting ITT: I encourage you to enroll in a sociology or women's studies class at your local college or university. Your education isn't really complete without an academic introduction to oppression, and unfortunately, your ignorance has measurable social consequences. Whether or not you yourself are interested in how you oppress others with your prejudicial thinking is irrelevant, because your ignorance doesn't just hurt you, it hurts everyone. You have a social and moral obligation to educate yourself.
>>25142263
>I'm a transwoman
Stopped reading there
Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
You aren't a fembot and nobody wants you here
>>25142246
>tfw no cum eating bf
>>25142263
Wew this better be copy pasta.
>>25142263
more like transfaggot and I'm a transwoman lesbian, fuck off to plebbitbgl
>>25142261
"its true because I want it to be" Yeah alright whatever.
>>25142263
Degenerate.
>>25142282
y-you too
>>25142263
I read past transgender but
>any womans studies or sociology professor
This is bait. Those majors are literally jokes.
>>25142263
Blog posts are directed towards >>tumblrdotcom faggot
>>25142263
>I'm a transwoman,
Hello. Is this where I get a girlfriend?
>>25142263
>measurable social consequences.
topkek, care to post a formula sheet or something? How do we calculate it? Oppress-o-meter?
>>25142306
>I-It never happened guize ;_;
>>>/lgbk/
>>25142290
I don't think you can "do" pastas on r9k right?
>>25142277
>>25142290
>>25142299
>>25142306
>>25142316
>>25142320
>>25142324
The inability to treat transwomen as regular women has deep roots in homophobia (which is essentially just insecurity based on social stigma, as you are afraid of being considered gay by others). You lot need to grow up.
>>25142368
Slight changes can make them work.
>>25142344
Sorry, wrong door. All we have are rping neckbeards and transwoman companions.
Where can I get a weeb bf? One to match my powrlevels? /a/ doesn't like 3dpd
>>25142389
I hate regular faggots too. They're just as unwelcome here you stupid tripnigger
>>25142324
Sleep tight, Sir Knight
>>25142368
>I don't think you can "do" pastas on r9k right?
pasta can be used virtually anywhere. People recently have been copying Reddit posts and then using them on r9k.
>>25142389
>I'm a faggot who is so desperate that he'll even take a man pretending to be a woman, maybe if I white knight for them I'll get to fuck their aids ridden "boy pussy!"
>>25142324
Sleep tight, Sir Knight
>>25142400
>weeb
why would you ever?
>>25142401
If you reply to it, it won't go away
>>25142400
You seem to have landed at the correct airport. You should meet Christopher Poole.
>>25142389
>The inability to treat transwomen as regular women has deep roots in homophobia
No, it has deep roots in the fact you have a cock and balls.
>What defines a Male/Female? Man/Woman?
>Is it the brain or their genitalia?
I don't even hate gay people. I actually prefer them..
>>25139726
FAT
UGLY
WHORE
NOBODY WANTS A FATTY
REEEEEEEEEE
>>25142399
Can you point me to the right door?
Nice dubs senpai
>>25142401
Why? Why do you have to impose your own closemindedness on others who have differing opinions and lifestyles? You're as bad as the average Brony or Furry.
>>25142423
I have no quarrel dating a transgirl, but I'd still avoid anal. That's incredibly unsanitary.
>>25142445
>it has deep roots in the fact you have a cock and balls.
Thanks for proving my point.
You see, if a person looks like a woman, and you're attracted to her regardless of their genitals or gender chromosome matchup, you are a straight man. It's very simple. It's not rocket science.
Grow up.
>>25138962
fucking this, dating a /r9k/ girl whether she's a camwhore or not is fucking hell, holy fuck i want to beat the living shit out of all those retards who just whine "tfw no qt3.14 meme /r9k/ gf", i've done it multiple times and it simply doesn't work and it never will unless the girl is mentally stable(she's not if she uses /r9k/).. however if you're not a little degenerate piece of shit then you can easily control and contain your emotions and fuck with her mind, make her commit suicide or damage her even worse
>>25142389
Men with mental illnesses
>>25142477
Three doors down marked "Outside"
Might be locked though
>>25142445
>>What defines a Male/Female? Man/Woman?
THEY do. The individuals defines themselves and men and women and you have no right to contradict that.
>>25142477
>>25142543
Also ty and to you too cachoo x2
>>25142536
This is both an obvious troll and a rancid rulebreaker, and actual transsexuals can not be held accountable for this person's behavior.
>>25142549
Nobody respond to this shit bait after me. Just let it die.
>>25142543
>wanting normo girls instead of a qt from r9k
Never gonna open that door
>>25142495
>You see, if a person looks like a woman, and you're attracted to her regardless of their genitals or gender chromosome matchup
Nope. If I see a dick in between the legs my mind immediately goes into NOPE territory.
A vagina, accompanied by it's many parts (labia, clitoris, cervix, uterus, etc), is what I look for. Followed by a nice ass next to that vagina. Followed by a good set of all-natural breasts.
>girl posts for first time on /r9k/
>I'm not like those other girls I don't announce my gender teehee
>dozens of robots pry at her
>she breaks
>gives info
>admits to letting her dog lick her cooch
>posts face pic
>get fawned over by dozens more
All in a day's work, fellas.
>>25142389
>homophobia
if you think the problem of a transwomen being considered women is about gays you're fucking retarded. The essence of a woman isn't just to wear makeup and have a pussy you're completely missing the entirety of gender. It's more than chopping your dick off and laying it on a steel platter, if a man is mentally ill enough to get a hole his sex is female but his gender isn't. Gender pertains to cultural and social differences not just biological ones. Transwomen will never be women, they weren't raised as women, treated as women, or had the full woman experience.You can see this by faggot caitlyn jenner who said the hardest part of being a woman is figuring out what to wear''
link me to the blog where you fight the cis shit scum you brain dead foreskin
>>25142566
meet
>>25142536
Also educate yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnOsVPImHvY
>>25142290
If it isn't it should be. It has the makings of an amazing thread derailer. It has no specific details about the thread at hand so it could effectively be used in any thread that is even tangentially related to gender. 10/10 guaranteed replies, truly a thing of beauty.
>>25142572
Fucking lol
I've dated a fembot - it was terrible and everyone I know who has done that can share the same experience
>>25142618
Have you considered being a normie too?
>>25142618
>I've dated a fembot - it was terrible and everyone I know who has done that can share the same experience
They all either:
1. Play too many drama games
or
2. Are mentally insane to the point of being unbearable
that's why they're here. 'fembots' don't technically exist, but.. what was that term? cyborgs? Something like that.
>>25142642
You don't fucking get it, have you ever actually dated a fembot? I was in relationship with one of /r9k/ omegle girls and it was the worst dating experience in my whole life. Same with 1 other girl, they are basically damaged goods. The only thing that's better about them than normie twitter chicks is that you can relate to them and they are less annoying and better at keeping good company.. but not like that matters since its not going to last anyway.
>>25142400
Do I meet your powerlevel standards?
Also Nadeko a cute.
>>25142599
People shouldn't feel obligated to fit the molds, the family unit is dead, time to innovate. Forcing people to act a certain way to be deemed a real man/woman is archaic. Times are changing, pops.
>>25142743
>People shouldn't feel obligated to fit the molds >the family unit is dead
>time to innovate.
>>25142717
I have and it was pretty nice while it lasted apart from the last few months. Only LDR though. Either way I guess there might be some gems among the rubble but 99% of them are damaged goods whore tier, you're right about that.
>>25142717
oh yeah, i also thought of all that tfw no qt memegirl gf shit before i actually experienced it
its shit and you shouldnt even bother
>>25142400
Here, what's your skype/steam?
>>25142767
Yeah. It is nice when it starts and they actually want to talk to you. Then they get more comfortable with you and just start drama every single day or do something that's not acceptable because they are all mentally fucked.
>>25142763
He's not wrong about the family unit being dead. The West pretty much fucked itself with that nail in the coffin
>>25142400
Off to a good start, accepting gf applications now:
L O C A T I O N?
>>25142600
That voice makes my stomach churn
>>25142825
I could count the instances of drama on 1 hand though in 1.5 years or so and that includes the ones that I caused too. Maybe I was just lucky
>>25138532
No, I'd kill myself.
>>25142717
>omegle girls
Haven for degenerates. Especially that pedo dangies
>>25142743
You're archaic and so is your degeneracy. Since 3rd wave feminism, being reactionary conservative is the new new didn't you know anon?
Since when is not chopping your cock off a mold? I would say it's anti self mutilation
They can act how they want i'm not one to police that, but they will never be fully accepted as women and have no clue what it's like to be a woman. I will say, it's always refreshing to see a 6ft in drag come out of the girls bathroom stall next to you though,
Our society is descending into pure nihilism while fags like you want to be neo so bad. Times are indeed changing, pops
>>25142902
lmao i been with alba, elya and some british girl whos name idk
>>25142400
Please respond, Nadeko poster.
>>25143029
>Please respond, Nadeko poster.
There are no girls in this thread, and even if they were they aren't going to post reply to anyone here.
99.9% of r9k is just a bowl of thirsty.
>>25138532
Is that Zoe Quinn?
Also
>fembots
>relationships
this thread is void and null.
i just want a robot boyfriend who's cute-handsome and likes games, anime, and nathan fielder. too much????
>>25143337
Yes because I only like games and am handsome
>>25143126
people can say what they want about zoe, but she's kind of hot in that trashy whore sort of way, i'd love to dump a load on her face
>>25143337
Yes because I only like games and anime
Never had been flirted with let alone gone out with a dude. Stopped worrying about it when I got out of high school too. Not giving a fuck about dating is truly the best feel. I hope so many of the bitter robots here can also find other ways than relationships to get those scarce, but so satisfying moments of happiness. I also hope all the tripfags in this thread kill themselves.
>>25143529
Rude desu I'm a good tripfriend trust me
>>25143529
>>25143337
>>25142400
>all these thirsty girls not posting location
Afraid someone might respond seriously? New Zealand anyone?
>>25143705
>thirsty
Are you braindead?
>>25143705
>>25143337
that's me. unfortunately, i'm in east asia -- difficult to find someone from r9k here, so i rarely post my location.
>>25143751
In Singapore?
>>25143705
>not posting location
Because they're not real, dumbass.
>tfw no finnish fembot ever on this site
>>25144375
There's a lot on ylilauta, but as we know it's full of stacies and chads.
Where's Mystery.jpg then? Is she alright?
>>25144869
suicide watch m8tea
>>25144869
she either became a total normie slut or she is even more messed up now. or a mix of both
>>25144916
Awh, I hope she gets better teebeehaych.
>>25144869
>>25144987You're probably her
>>25145005
Maaaaybe. ;)I actually didn't get on with her all that much but she didn't do anything bad enough to warrant being fucked up.
buying bf
>>25145033
Bf here, how much?
>>25138532
n-nobut i know a guy from here and i actually really like him a lot.
>>25138532>meet true fembot on a different imageboard>can't even look guys in pictures in the eye, nevermind real life>parents are very protective and homeschool her>shut in that has never even hugged a guy who wasn't part of her family, who think she's a lesbian>has an 11GB porn folder, browses motherless and fetlife
stay classy, fembots
>>25145028
She'smaybea good girl.
>>25145119
What porn was it?
>>25145056
2 mil gp
>>25145192
>What porn was it?At first lots of grinding 'pussyjob' webms and gifs, and then tonnes of Shibari BDSM fucking with body writing and leashes, as well as lots of oral gifs.
>>25145236
she soundsfun
>>25145261
I think it's what happens when you're isolated and sexually repressed. Freud would have a field day.
>>25144869
she's the new cupcake tripfag
>>25145213
Ok, give me some contact info
>>25138915
But being a robot doesn't mean you'll automatically reciprocate the affection the person has towards you? That's just fucking stupid.
It's not like malebots would accept 1/10 girls either.
>>25141320
i'd still eat your pussy. cunt.
>>25145466
email me: [email protected]
any fembots looking for a kind guy? i'm here if anyone want it
>>25145291
exactly, thats why its my hobby now to fuck up her threads
>>25145291
>>25146440
im in this party too
>>25140939
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha I know this stupid slut
I got nudes for ya, famerinos
FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE FOLDER
Anyways, you're a fat mullato from Louisiana that almost fucked eggman
