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how do i kill myself with one shotgun shell?
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i found a shotgun shell and i want to know how i can kill myself with it

pic related that's what it looks like
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>>25006664
buy a shotgun, anon.
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Have you got a shotgun?
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do you at least have a shotgun?
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>>25006664
fire it out of a shotgun at your head
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>>25006670
>>25006672

no, and i don't have any money. would putting it against my temple and setting it off with a lighter work?
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beat it with a hammer next to your head
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>>25006664
That's a 20 gauge shell. You'll blow half of your face off but that's about it - you'll be even more than now and still alive.
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>>25006699
would that work though? i want to be 100% sure that i'll die. I don't want to end up paralyzed like a fucking retard.
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>>25006694
no that won't work
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>>25006725
well shit. i guess i'll have to figure something else out. thanks anyways man
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>>25006694
>>25006726
It won't work, only way is to get a shotgun
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eat it and die from poisoning
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>>25006664
>be me
>suicidal
>shotgun shell
>no shotgun
>ThereAreOtherWays.jpeg
>go into closet
>dig around for CDs
>I found it...
>put in a burn copy of Pixels
>pass away from the first horrible jewish joke Sandler makes
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>>25006694
no for gods sake, if you do manage to ignite it and set it off, it'll just blow up in all directions with only enough force to probably blind you and fill your skin full of led. you will live.
find a goddamn pipe (THICK) that will fit it snuggly and a nail.

make pic related and good luck
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>>25006803
yeah or use a butane torch instead of a nail. maybe even a candle. >>25006664
OP honestly though just get a rope and wax it so the noose quickly wraps around your neck
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>>25006664
Your current means are so meager you might as well just go about trying to fix your life problems with the amount of effort it would take to get a shotgun.

It's honestly not so bad everyone wants to an hero when they are a faggot teenager stay stronk.
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