>Get a gf
>Pray every-night before i saw her naked that i wish she has a innie
>come to find out my girlfriend has a roastie
she tried to get me to go down on her a few times now and i rejected, my god it's so fucking hideous... How do i get her to go get a surgery or something?
s4s-tier 0/10
try harder next time champ
>>24979485
What are you on about?
not original
That's what you're worth anon. Sorry for you 2bh.
>>24979467
damn so some women do have it as bad as guys with baby dicks.
I hope that's not her body. That's a penis.
>>24979564
That is her, i'm a bit disappointed in her body / vagina but eh i'm getting sex.
I just wont go down on that thing.
>>24979467
Christ alive what the fuck. Run mate, just fucking book it for the hills.
>>24979574
You're low hanging fruit mate. Don't have shit standards anon.
>>24979574
Where do you stick it? I wasn't aware you could penetrate a penis. Do you only have anal sex?
>>24979467
Whats a roastie, is it pic related? It looks like a dick
>>24979467
What is up with that stomache? It looks like it is trying to devour itself, even if she is pulling it in it still looks weird
>>24979622
Yes, that's my girlfriend.
>>24979467
Need a new better. Her stomach grosses me out more because of those incision scar looking things desu
imagine those flaps dangling out, like in a canyon ur call op, bl
>>24979648
>Need a new better.
Need a better picture*
That looks like she is taking it herself and her tummy gets all fucked up because she used to be fatter before or something.
Alright guys, you hate on her stomach as well. But is there anyone here that would at least fuck her? or am i hitting way too low?
Feels bad man. At least she looks good with clothes on.
>>24979686
I'd definitely tear it up, and eat her out every single time.
Roasties are the best for oral.
>>24979686
I'm with this guy >>24979705
Would it hit, morning and evening. Sometimes on the afternoon too.I'm assuming her stomach looks more normal when she stands normally
>>24979720I can't proofread my posts today, excuse me.
>>24979686
I'm not into gay sex, so no I wouldn't hit that.
Her tits at least look like they have potential.
OP, we need a better picture.
>>24979686
Way too low mate. This roastie is disgusting senpai. How you even tolerate looking at that irl is baffling me mate. I can barely look at the photo without feeling sick.
>>24979686
If you like the girl don't let physical appearance mess things up. Sure it doesn't look all that appealing but as long as she is going down on you, do it for her. You could always do it in the dark if it bothers you that much.
>>24979467
Why would you wish for an innie? As someone who's been with several girls, I can tell you that innies are the most boring. I mean they are not bad at all, and there is no difference during intecourse. But outies are much more fun to play with with your hands and tongue. So it is outies > innies (as long as the outies are not really extreme cases).
>>24979467
Her body would definitely look better if it wasn't such an awkward pose and picture.
>>24979796
I'm not going down on that, bud. Just the thought of it makes me fucking gag. When shes on top i literally have to look else where and not at her vagina. I usually get her to keep most of her clothes on anyhow, i just pretend and tell her I'm too horny to take them all off.
But i just cant get over it.
>>24979467
Looks like a small penis
>>24979852
>I usually get her to keep most of her clothes on anyhow, i just pretend and tell her I'm too horny to take them all off.
m8, your relationship doesn't seem that stable to me. How old are you two?
>>24979852
What's wrong with you?
Those kinds are the best for nibbling and sucking on.
Did you actually fall for the roastie meme?
>>24979686
I'm a desperate wizard and even I wouldn't hit that.
S-she has a nice personality, right?
I would probably give her a chance if that is the case.which I doubt.
Gross as fuck. Wouldn't fuck that with a ten foot pole.
>>24979869
>Did you actually fall for the roastie meme?
Not OP but I kinda did, in reverse. I have nothing against roasty cunts but I can't eat roastbeef sandwiches anymore because I always imagine that Arby's picture with a ton of that fucking beef in there and it makes me ill.
Is she funny at least?
I blame porn for the roastie meme. I still remember how I was kind of disappointed with the labia of the first girl that I've been with. Then the second one had a "perfect" innie and I realized that it was nothing special at all. I now know that I prefer the "right amount" of meat. It shoudn't hang between her knees but give me something to play with.
At least she isn't fat.
>>24979686
Aside from the babydick vagina she doesn't look bad, her stomache is a little weird but i'm guessing she used to be overweight and tried to lose the weight too quickly or something like that. Need more body pics though.Also keking at you asking for advice on your gf on r9k, if you are not baiting
I might if she is pretty enough which I highly doubt.
>>24979467
That ain't even a roastie, it doesn't look like roast beef it looks like a dick sorry. curious, did she lose a lot of weight?
Is she 60?
>>24979865
hi I emailed you pls respond
>>24979467
Thought that was a dick. Fucking hell.
Just spread the flaps to the side. Its not that disgusting. Im taking about flaps in general, OP's girl is fucking hideous
>>24980280
>spread the flaps to the side
If this is a solution to anything you should bail out quickly
she's not that bad
everybody here will advise you to leave her because they can't have a gf for themselves or act like having high standards as an excuse to being virgins
>Going down on a woman
Howtospotabeta.tiff
>>24980689
>not holding a woman down and locking her thighs in your arms with your strong biceps and making her squirm with the power of your tongue
Found the real beta here.
>>24979467
her stomach and arm is really weird too but tits are big. If her face is exceptional who knows?
How is her face OP? To me its all about the face
>>24979686
Fuck off, you're on /r9k you're doing better than 90% of us, just ask her to get in the shower and lick that massive clit and fuck her. If you're dating her just for the sex break up now before you get stuck and feel obligated to be with her once she starts trusting you with her issues
>>24979467
>those tits
>that stomach
uh
she's not fat though, I can give you at least that one
>>24980807
You seem to have missed the somewhat recent invasion this board suffered. It's more like 50% nowadays desu
>tfw have the lowest standards on the board
i've shared beds with beasts out of your nightmares, all because of that annoying fucking urge that i have to stick my dick in a pussy despite being unable to fraternize with average and attractvie females
some say they would rather die a kv than touch a fatty. i admire their fortitude
>>24979467
thats fucking gross
>>24980835
I guess OP better GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24979686
Hey man, if you are happy with her then more power to you.
My gf has minor roastie, but it doesn't stop us from having really good sex. Don't let these guys get you down, /r9k/ exists only to pull people into the depths of self-loathing, hatred, and bitter depression. Anons here just want to see other people as miserable as them because they are the lowest common denominators of society and being overly critical of others with happiness is one way the justify their own existence and feign confidence. You simply have something a robot isn't capable of having.
Your girlfriends pussy is rough. So the only way to get over it is to hit it rough.I don't blame you for not eating her out.
That stomach and those tits, those things happen, I understand, not everyone is a supermodel, BUT SHE LITERALLY HAS A 3 INCH MICROPENIS WITHOUT AN URETHRA.
What the fuck.
>>24979467
You shouldn't go down on an innie neither, eating a girl out is a submissive act that will make her think less of you.
You think prayer is gonna scare away a roastie?
>>24980917
Im with you senpai, although my gf is a lil chubby and has a full on innie i wouldn't care if it wasn't. All you gotta do is familiarize yourself with the vagina, legit just ask your gf to be in doggy style position for a bit while you have a look at that poonani, it'll get a lot better.
That or break up with her because it'll happen eventually
>>24979467
White nasty skin. This is her upper body.
ITT: cancer
>>24981086
>eating a girl out is a submissive act
Someone explain this meme to me.
OP I'd definitely fuck your girl. She's really damn hot, I have a thing for weird vaginas like that... You're lucky.
Post moar?
>>24981233
It's apparently comparable to ringing up a BBC bull from CL to fuck your gf/wife. Therefore it's literally C U C K O L D R Y to give oral sex to a woman.
>>24981086
>>24981328
The shit you autists come up with
>>24981233
Going down on women is for betas.
Shows submission and a lack of dominance.
The right way to teach a woman is to make her choke on your dick.
is having big sagging tits worse than a roastie?
what about being really hairy like a man?
a big round belly with stetchmarks?
not having a roastie is all I've got and that's only because I'm KV.
>>24981477
>is having big sagging tits worse than a roastie?
>what about being really hairy like a man?
>a big round belly with stetchmarks?
They are all fucking disgusting. Especially a stomach riddled with stretch-marks.
>>24979467
>How do i get her to go get a surgery or something?
yeah give her issues for the rest of her life, because you are such a stupid faglord, as long it's not pic her in your pic, because I have no idea what is going on there.
>>24979837
this
>>24981477
They're all huge turn offs to any normal person.
If you look any worse than this, please fix yourself.
>>24981618
Imagine how low that gut would fucking hang in the doggy style position.
It makes me sick thinking about it.
>>24981563
>Wahhh, that innocent delicate woman won't think she's sexy anymore!!
Spoken like a true beta.
>>24981477
desu the saggy tits and the odd belly are acceptable. no woman is perfect.
the rostie is just gross tho
>>24981618
Hi Twat
>>24981659
Nah, stomach stretch marks are gross.
Just because you're a desperate fat fuck doesn't mean all men are.
>>24979686
you're basically fucking a man
>>24981672
This, i don't want no freddy krueger looking stomach. Or a bitch that's hairy like a male.
>>24979686
Wouldnt go down on her. Really disgusting. In fact i was crazy about pleasing women down there nowadays i wont go down, they smell and are disgusting, most of them.
About her body, i like flat stomachs, makes me crazy, so even if she is good personality, eventually i would resent her and kick her do the curb.
> inb4 you are being superficial like women
Yes, i'm only doing that because all women are whores and deserve to suffer.
>>24979869
It's not a meme faggot
her roastie reminds me of the bloodletting beast from bloodborne
>>24981737
>/r9k/, full of well-adjusted individuals
most women look better with clothes on
>>24981233
It is because they've never actually had sex. They basically think that real sex is the same as their female domina porn or like a scene from one of their Chinese comics where the woman dominates the young protagonist.
>>24982304
>t. Beta white male
>>24982325
He is right though. You can eat out a girl in dozens of different ways. The act doesn't necessarily have to be subservient.
>>24982364
Spoken like a true beta white male.
No wonder you're all so keked.
>>24982390
Spoken like someone who clearly has never had any kind of sexual relations with the other gender.
>>24982412
Fucked more women than you whiteboi, never gone down on a single one because I'm not a bitch.
Literally an undeveloped male with gyno.
>>24982364
You can't expect another kind of approach from a crowd that complains about a supposed oppression but keep dividing people between "robots" and "normies", "alphas" and betas", "neets" and "wagecuks" etc.
It's their entire mentality and perspective on things that's fucked-up and twisted, they don't know healthy, they don't do healthy, they wouldn't know what to do with it if it fell on their lap with an instruction manual.
>>24982435
>never gone down on a single one
Whatever floats your boat, mate.
>>24982435
>because I'm not a bitch
Absolute retardation. Dumb motherfuckers like you view the world only in black and white. You are the worst kind of people.
>>24982454
you're still a submissive beta if you go down on a woman. especially if she has a roast.
>>24979686
I'm a doctor. I've seen vaginas with babies heads bursting through them covered in blood, shit and hair. I've performed speculum examinations on 70 year olds. I've assisted in the surgical repair of a women who gave herself 3rd degree burns to the vagina.
That is still one of the worst looking vaginas I've seen. I don't really feel physical disgust anymore but that could almost do it.
Instead I'm just curious.
>How old is she?
>Has she had kids? Used to be obese? What's causing the two massive fucking wrinkles in her abdomen?
>How do you even shave with labia like that?
>What happened? Traumatic birth? Traumatic fucking vagina pump accident?
Don't feel bad though bro. I'd still hit it.if she had a nice personality, was easy,had a nice face or looked better in real life. An innie is nicer to go down on but it doesn't mean anything. They don't feel tighter and from both personal and professional experience - they don't bear any relationship to sluttiness.
>>24982548
Just not true m88
>>24982530
Again, spoken like a true bitch.
I'll continue doing what gets me off while you worry about pleasing whores.
Maybe when you're older you can help prep your wife's bull.
>>24981352
Right? They have no idea. Kek
>>24982569
>I've assisted in the surgical repair of a women who gave herself 3rd degree burns to the vagina.
Care to share the story behind that one?
>>24982641
>Maybe when you're older you can help prep your wife's bull.
It shows that you're acting. You're a virgin. I can tell.
>>24982641
>I'll continue doing what gets me off
Did it ever cross your mind that most people get really horny by performing oral sex on their partners? Of course, you didn't because you only know sex from porn and Asian cartoons.
>>24982731
>>It shows that you're acting. You're a virgin. I can tell.
I bet you can whiteboi.
>Did it ever cross your mind that most people get really horny by performing oral sex on their partners? Of course, you didn't because you only know sex from porn and Asian cartoons.
Betas get off by going down on women, because their betas.
Also, porn and Asian cartoons are full of oral.
It's okay anon, I understand, for you, her pleasure comes first.
It's the mindset of a beta.
>>24981517
And what if it's not an overweight stomach but still stretchmarks?
>>24982854
White and silvery ones? muh dick
Red and all infected looking? Rub some coconut butter or something on them, still gross though.
>>24982762
Real men do whatever gives them pleasure, you're the insecure little guy who cares about whether people view you as alpha or beta.
>>24982679
Short version
>Chick had borderline personality disorder (erratic relationships, characteristic emotional traits, self-harming attentionwhore - basicallly what 29k thinks all girls have but turned up to 11)
>Frequent flyer at the local psych ward - usually brought in by police or family for self-harm of some kind.
>She'd been in a relationship with her HS sweetheart since they were both virgins. She cheated on him a bunch of times. Was an awful person and generally fucked his life around. I guess he was a nice guy or something because he stuck around.
>Cheated once too many times.
>He said he was leaving her and she decided to show him how sorry she was / drag him back through emotional blackmail harming herself just like she did every other time.
>Tried cutting - he didn't respond this time
>Decided to go extreme
>Poured some cleaning product over pussy. Trying to 'wash away the cheating' and show she'd never do it again. Never did find out what that shit (my money was on pool or drain cleaner)was but it fucked her up badly. Luckily most was on her leg rather than on / inside her vagina but it still fucked her up
Bitches be cray
>>24981086
>>24981387
>>24982325
>>24982390
>>24982435
>>24982548
>>24982641
>>24982762
Can't tell if shitposting or genuine trashy, either way impressive commitment to being a circular-reasoning asshat, social-trash/10.
>>24982992
Actually, I'm the guy who does whatever gives him pleasure and doesn't care whether or not the whore gets off.
You're the insecure beta who feels he needs to go down on whores since he can't get them off with his dick.
>>24979467
THis looks like an overweight man with a micro penis desu
gross
>>24979467
I LITEREALLY started gagging at this picture, and I'm a medical student, I see fucked up shit almost every day
>>24983095
Such a big boy, we're all proud of you! :)
I'm saying it because I surmise neither of your alcoholic/drug-addict/uneducated/inexistant/low-income/trashy/teenage-pregnancy-tier parents told you this during your childhood and that's why you feel the need to compensate.
>>24983209
Kek, both my parents are college graduates.
Dad was an IT professor at a local uni, mother was an engineer that worked at Hamilton.
Both are retired now though.
I'm also currently in uni working on a degree in actuarial science :^).
Nice try anon, but i wasn't raised by a beta, if a woman's a whore you pump and dump and don't get committed.
The only women you should care about pleasing are your mother and your wife.
