>tfw haven't showered since Halloween
Dubs decides whether I kill myself or take a shower
Take a shower
I actually envy the prospect of washing away months of grime, that would feel good even if accumulating it wouldn't
both
originalityblox
>>24969661
You know what must be done. You know what you have to do.
>>24969661
Take a shower and masturbate when in said shower. Go until the water runs out.
>>24969661
flip a coin, heads you shower, stream it no matter what the outcome is.
kill yourself its the only way
(in case of dubs and op delivering) See you soon space cowboy
>>24969661
Have a shower, anon
>>24969661
take a fucking shower, and throw out the piss bottles
>>24969661
Kys. And live stream it
>>24969755
ripip
>>24969755
Winrar. You gonna deliver OP?
>>24969755
RIP in peace OP
>>24969755
W I N N E R
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>>24969755
dubs have spoekn ripinpieces bb :')
>>24969719
>the water runs out
What kind of backwards shithole do you live in?
B honest. How fat?
>>24969755
But take a shower b4. No one wants to find your stinky, unwashed corpse.
>>24969661
Live stream it OP
>>24969755
>>24969844
Do his dubs overrule the original dubs like in the Koran?
>>24969912
No. Also op probably won't deliver
>>24969961
Of course not.
Asking a failure not to fail at something.
kek
Give me a site to stream on niggers
>>24969996
definitely a fat persons gun
>>24969996
Oh shit he's actually gonna do it
Absolute madman meine gutten
>>24969996
Hold on OP
>>24969996
>
holy shit he's delivering? getting in on epic threaD?
just shower dude
>>24969996
if you have a smartphone
https://www.periscope.tv/
>>24969996
Oh fuck, m80. Consider the fact that this board is skewed and the result of this roll is not a perfect 50-50 shot and so cannot be telling of divine intervention or any kind of fate.
>>24970068
Only trips can save me now :^)
>>24969996
We haven't had a suicide since... when?
dude. why?
>>24969996
Just use youtube? Make it fast. Or twitch?
>>24969719
>until the water runs out
holy fuck, do you live in the third world
>>24969996
i-it was just a prank bro
but if you were going to do it anyway might as well stream it
>>24970092
rollan to save op shower and reconsider life choices.
>>24970102
>twitch
What game should I say I'm playing?
>>24969996
o-ok come on op, don't do this.
>>24970127
Corpse Party.
younow dot com
here you go OP!
reroll trips so op showers instead of suicide
just do it op don't be an attention whoring faggot unless you're actually gonna deliver
>>24969661
Neither, just masturbate and use your cum as conditioner.
Give the site now before mods ban you.
chek them
>>24969661
Is it bad that I kind of actually want to see OP blow his brains out?
I've just always been sort of fascinated with death and suicide.
>>24970127
Minecraft little kids will join
OP you don't have to do this. But if you do don't pussy out or troll us.
>>24970092
You dirty fuckijg whore
take a bath, masturbate, eat some tendies, but don't kill yourself
>>24970155
D U B S keep confirming op needs to kill himself
I need to go to sleep OP
If you do this fast I'll be there
>>24969661
Shower, but do it with while jerking off
>>24970164
>implying I'm actually gonna do it
>>24970127
What's the site op. Mods will probably ban you
>>24970155
Your move candy ass
>>24969661
Kill yourself, filthy faggot
i say neither. keep this ride going until your flesh rots
no man
joining thread
part of me hopes OP doesn't deliver, then part of me really wants to watch an hero live
>>24970202
Tbqh that's all I really wanted. Need to get off /r9k/ for a bit anyway.
OP, just have a shower. Killing yourself is making yourself the ultimate kek.
Yours faithfully
Chad
x
if dubs all suicide is overruled and you must shower and then lose weight and live a happy content life with God
>>24970201
Pussy status confirmed.
>>24970236
This to be honesto phanpy
>>24970237
idk definitely probably should kys
>>24970170
you probably have a wicked sense of humor too?
>>24970241
Don't care lad, just need to get banned and all the other boards I've tried don't have mods.
>>24970201
Did we just get bated?
>>24970239
He's killing himself.
These fail threads...
I wonder how many times he's posted this?
>>24970238
you just him to be a wagekek to make your life easier fuck you chad
Well. OP isn't doing anything. Threads over.
I'm not sure if this is fake or not
At least I'm happy no one's killing themselves today.
STICK SOAP BAR IN ASS FOR BIG DOLAR
>>24970271
It's almost like pathetic neets opinion on whether or not I should kill myself are completely and utterly irrelevant or something
I'll wait around a bit longer in hopes that OP is just setting shit up. But i'll feel dumb while I'm doing it
>>24970358
So when was the actual last tiem that you showered?
>>24970358
what der fuggg. so no livestream?
>>24970358
F U C K Y O U
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Attention whore.
>>24970383
Oh no, I was being serious about the showering part.
I haven't showeved in 2 years, I go to a university.
>>24970413
Post pics of your room. It has to be a disaster.
>>24970358
go say "ayy lmao" on /x/ and you'll get banned globally.
>>24970413
No one cares.
Fuck off dude.
>>24970449
I care, senpai.
>>24970358
faggot should do what you said you were gonna do and not be a bitch
show us pics of your nasty cave, OP
>>24970413
Are you Nick Bate?
>>24970465
samefag normie
>>24970439
Can't even open the door to my room tbqh
>>24970358
Feck off, you smell like shit anyway
>>24970434
How are you not covered in bed sores or some other horrific shit? Is there a radius of empty seats around you?
>>24970434
Post hair
i don't even understand what the hell this pic is supposed to mean
>>24970522
EW ZUW
>>24970434
SHOW US YOUR HAIR
>>24970548
I don't know, there's shit loads of dead skin on me though, like if I scratch my back or rub any part of skin it just peels off
>>24970508
TOP KEK. You fucking hoarder.
Y'all some gimey ass niggas
show us your filthy ass, op
>>24970580
Post your face faggtron
>>24969912
No 44 is less than 55
>>24970604
Bix
>>24970557
>>24970577
I cut it with a machine to be buzzcut regularly, I hate it when hair gets into my ears when I'm wearing earplugs, plus oily hair is instantly noticeable
and yes I VERY rarely have anyone sitting next to me, or close to me in classes, nobody has said anything though
>>24970646
...why the fuck do you not shower
>>24969838
>>24970111
He probably maybe means hot water? I know my water heater is good enough for 30 minutes of showering tops and I live in rural Canada.
>>24970646
Dude if you haven't showered in a month and a half the entire class can smell you. No one said anything yet because you're weird
>>24970671
I don't like it
no reason to anyway, it's not like i can smell myself, since you get used to it, i dont mind it
>>24969755
Holy shit
Truly based
>>24969755
>kys
what
is it really that hard to type out
discard this faggot's opinion OP
SHOW US SOMETHING NASTY
>>24970697
Have some common courtesy OP.
This thread could become legendary. WE THE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE SOMETHING NASTY
>>24970771
>>24970686
I'm not the OP, and it was 2 years not 1.5 months
and what courtesy? They adapt by not being close to me i really dont see the problem, i think my roommate has gotten used to the smell too, he hasnt commented either
but
>coming back to room after being away for 2 days
>entire room smells super bad full of sweat it was disgusting
>but it was ok after 5 minutes since i got used to it again
>>24970577
>>24970557
Don't think it's that bad tbqh
>>24970671
Jesus fucking Christ. Do you even brush your teeth?
>>24970822
Post your face dude.
>>24970830
There is probably a 1 inch crusty layer of dried shit around your asshole.
>>24970830
Oh I'm a grill btw :^)
>>24970859
I use baby wipes familia.
>>24970828
>What is courtesy?
It's not destroying people's noses with your NEET stench. It's gross and unhealthy to go that long without bathing.
>>24970906
Post your butthole senpai
>>24970878
post nasty vag. can you even spread it??
>>24970878
And people say girls can get laid any time they want.
>>24970962
I do actually. I've fucked 3 different men since Friday.
show us your filthy bunghole
If you can't figure out how to stream it, just shoot yourself and post a picture later.
>>24970878
hows the boob cheese?
>>24970994
You think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? That or you aren't OP
op please don't do it.
but i also feel if someone really wanted to off themselves, they wouldn't be concerned about the opinions of internet people. so why even bother? if you really wanted to end it, what could any of us say to sway your decision?
so basically, fuck off you scummy attention whoring piece of shit.
>>24970994
do they enjoy the boob cheese?\
>>24971041
Read the thread before posting you tard
I find it horrible you haven't made your crusty ass availble for us
>>24971026
>>24971045
I meet boys off of here or /cgl/, they usually don't seem to mind much.
>>24971085
where do you livin at?
>>24970830
you're not bri are you
>>24971145
who the fuckre you??
>>24971070
fuk off fuker
>>24971199
oh shit OP looks like you gotta
>>24971199
>>24971215
just go 'head and fuck the right off
tha fuck you guys talking about u never seen a girl before its obviously a male
>>24971171
its ok ur secret is safe
>>24971251
N-no bully, the hormones aren't working yet
>>24971298
as the fucking alpha chad i am i can tell
>>24971283
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
WHO ARE YOU
I'LL FUCKING BLOW YOU PLEASE JUST TELL ME
3 2 1 rule
3 hours sleep, 2 meals, 1 shower. everyday from now on
>>24971325
we made beat up halle berry in fallout ok chill
>>24971356
54321
5 sleep
4 teeth brushing
3 meals
2 Showers
1 hour of exercise
Isn't that better?
