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Keep taking those anti-depressants anon, the brain-zaps are a normal side-effect. That's why the doctor never bothered to warn you or list it as a potential problem ZAP in the given information.

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God damn it, don't remind me. It took a year after I got off those before I felt normal again.
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Anit-depressants dont work, took them for a few months and they did more harm then good, you should stop taking them and make clear that you dont want to.

Despite, the peopel that tell you to take them never took them themselves, they have literally no idea what theyre doing to you.
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Zip zap zip zap!
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the fuck is a brain zap?
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>>24929992
Youve already been zapped
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>>24929943
They are a lobotomy in pill form desu.
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>>24929992
Im not OP but I think I know what he means.

You know it when you fall into a microsleep and snap out of it with a shock, having this odd feeling in your head?
Its like that just worse, and you keep having it all the time, I had it 3 days straight when I got off the pills.
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I've never run into this problem with any of the antidepressants I tried
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Whoa, sorry guys I guess I spaced out for a minute haha, I've been doing that zaz lot.What were zzz we talking about?z
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Maybe it's all those gooky dooky cartoons frying your brain.
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I am getting anti-depressants in a few days, what do you guys mean?
What do they do besides the side effects listed?

Please explain. If they fuck me up I don't really care, it will be interesting.
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>retards actually buying into big pharma

It's a bullshit pseudoscience and they just want to get you hooked on drugs. Congratulations on putting 'psycho' on your record forever though.
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>>24929992
It's when meds (benzos in my case) taze your brain. It feels like an electric shock in the brain, but a powerful one. I almost fall on the ground when I get those.

I wonder how many people died in car accidents because their meds zapped their brain at the wrong time
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>>24930076
Also I will be getting anti-anxiety medicine.
Will either of these get me high or do weird shit to me in any way?
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>>24930076
They make you dependent on them and when you're off them you get these electric sensations firing off in your brain all the time. They also make you unable to jerk off or enjoy sex, and make you an emotional zombie. Do not take SSRIs.

A PSA from 4chan.
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>>24930176
Get ready for the zapping of a life time
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>>24930076
>>24930176
It wont be fun, I had literally my brain dancing back and forth, walls were shaking, other than that its mostly freezing while sweating, also lots of dizziness and being lightheaded, I felt like controlling myself 3rd person, kinda being zoomed out.
But there many anti depressant and everyone reacts differently, it lightened my mood and stabilized me after around 2-3 weeks, and the ones i switched to afterwards were great, but still I dont like them.
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>>24930074
Oh boy ain't that the truth haha. GodZAP wish I could be normal if onlyzzz they could bottle up normal I'dZZZ gulp that babyZZZZZ down! I'd inject it into my toesZZ if I could get my doctors approval haha!
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>>24930176
Depends what kind of anxiety meds

Benzos are abusable to feel good but I don't know (or care) how they interact with trash like SSRI
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>>24930187
Is there anything wrong with being dependent on drugs that make me not want to kill myself though?
I don't care about the jerking off or sex, I would prefer having no sex drive at all.
What do you mean emotional zombie?
>>24930197
Wot m8?
>>24930209
Sounds interesting at least. Hopefully that doesn't happen to me.
>>24930236
Well we'll see, not sure what meds I'll be getting.
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>>24930236
Kek benzos arent made to be under their constant influence, theyre for emergencies.
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>>24930286
no shit? i don't see your point. They give them out like candy as soon as you mention anxiety.
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>>24930302
What is the feeling like?
If I get benzos I'll probably just save em up for Fridays, take a few then go get Mexican food and play vidya.
Do they just chill you out or is there a euphoric feeling?
Don't give a shit about my health I want to die anyways.
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>>24930221
It's ok sweetie I'll be the anode to your cathode , just sit on my dick and everything will be alright.
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>>24930320
Just a chill feeling and you probably won't care about anything depending on dose. I've known some people get giggly on them as well.

One thing you should know is that they are physically addictive, if you suddenly stop after taking high doses you risk dying, like alcohol. That will be impossible if you follow ur docs advice though.
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I only get the zaps when I stop taking them.
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>>24930362
Fair enough, I won't abuse them too often then. Thanks for the advice.
>>24930381
What are the zaps exactly?
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Zzzap zzzzzzaaaapppp zap zap zap

It's totally normal
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>>24930406
i'm pretty sure it's just a meemee of some kind.

I was on prozac and it ended up getting me hospitalised with how shit it is. Do your research really well before you take any medication or substance. SSRIs are much stronger than people would have you believe.
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>>24930443
How so? How can antidepressants fuck you up that bad? What happened?
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>>24930187

This is true. I used to take them and couldn't cum at all even when looking at my favourite porn.

Kept falling asleep, would go DAYS,
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>>24930321
Haha that sounds grZZZZeat and all and normal and all butzzz my penis doesn't function anymore. But man did I get a great dose of ZAP normal today haha.
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>>24930381
If you're running low ZZZZ you can get a new prescription you know haha? I'm kidding haha, I was 'bantering' with you my doctor ZZZZZZZ says humor unlocks social situations and makes you not want to slit your wrists haha.

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>>24930321
Wow sorry Izzz didn't mean to rudely ignore you but I lost my Z train of thought.Yhat sounds grZZZZeat and all and normal and all butzzz my penis doesn't function anymore. But man did I get a great dose of ZAP normal today haha.
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>>24930465
It was partly my circumstances. I had PTSD anyway, my dick wasn't working, it was making me crazy, I felt totally numb, eventually I just told my psych I was going to overdose on opiates and I got sectioned.

I still don't think they're good meds at all, just do your research and make your own choices anon.
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>>24930487
I hear they make you gain weight though, have an increased appetite.
I am trying to lose weight though.
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zip zop motherfuckers
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>>24930547
le black rapist mn
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>>24930508

My fast metabolism prevents that. But I'd literally not eat or drink for days.
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>>24930406

I don't know severely other people get it but when I stopped taking my pills I got this tingly feeling in the back of my head that came in waves, like a tiny burst of electricity.
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>>24930568
that's what the docs do
they turn your brain into a ball of shit
don't take pills never take them
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>>24930497
>my penis doesn't function anymore
You don't need a functional penis. The only way to cure brain zaps is by experiencing regular prostate zaps. I'm some guy on 4chan, I know what I'm doing and you should trust me.
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>>24930604
Why would doctors want to do this?
I feel like I should trust doctors/medical professionals over robots, no offense.
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>>24930618
>I feel like I should trust doctors/medical professionals
You should also trust bankers, corporations and generally every authority figure because that never goes wrong and they're all interested in your wellbeing, certainly not in your money.
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>>24930643
But if they really just wanted to make money, why not just make sugar pills that do nothing?
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>>24930662
Because you wouldn't be a docile puppet that would keep coming back and follow a suggestion to be put on stronger and more expensive pills
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>>24930724
Sounds like conspiracy theory bullshit honestly.
If I had to choose between killing myself and taking pills I'll choose taking pills.
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Thank god I found /r9k/ around when I got on antidepressants. Flushed them and told my psychiatrist he was a Jew.
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>>24930734
alright keep being a good docile goy
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>>24930662
Because the placebo effect is a thing so sugar pills would actually cure some people, because the others would realize the scam and kill your business.

Because if you come to me for a heart problem and I give you heart pills that hide the symptoms and kill your kidneys and make your heart unable to function wih them, you'll come back to me to get more heart pill AND kidney pills, but those destroy your liver too so next time...

Just use common sense, what's best for their business ? Everyone getting cured (business = killed) or everyone getting sick (business = maximum).
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>>24930767
But is it really common sense that everyone is in on this and has never said anything? That so many higher ups keep it quiet?
It just doesn't make much sense.
The reason you're on them in the first place is because you're mentally ill. I just don't get it.
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>>24930734
>Sounds like conspiracy theory bullshit honestly.

I don't even like /pol/ or anti semitism but it's pretty fucking true. Meds don't work for shit. There's a reason why the healthcare industry is so lucrative.
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>>24930734
Call it conspiracy theory bs if you want, but it's not even kept as a secret that doctors will push pills for profit, and the majority of SSRI users you'll speak with will tell you of how much of a hell their experience with the them has been.
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>>24930825
>>24930845
Well, maybe there's something to it.
My brother and best friend are both on them and haven't had a negative word to say besides decreased sex drive.
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>>24929803

I've had those all my life, long before I ever saw a doctor or had a prescription for anything.

>tfw you're half-asleep in bed, all cozy, and then you get a zzzZZZZZZ ZAP! and your whole fucking body jerks
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>>24930616
dude kill yourself faggot
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>>24930794
>do you really think that some people are evil greedy bastards that would disregard the health of people they don't know and play with their lives in order to get insane amounts of money
No anon, of course, the authority is here to protect you.

>>24931654
Could you please elaborate, I can't get a full boner if you don't describe how worthless I am and how I deserve to be tortured and burried alive and shit like that.
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Lads what do you do when your nan slaps you? I can't really hit her back but I'm not taking that.
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>>24931696
Do you have foreskin?
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>>24931958
Yes. What kind of question is that ?
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>>24932036
Please be kind and show me it
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>>24929803
But I'm not on anti-depressants, or any other meds, and I still get those.

Am I dying?
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>Tfw weaning off 200mg's of sertraline

Fuvck, how long do I have to put up with this shit for
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>>24930616
hard robot cock is the best form of SSRI
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>>24932104
post email and I'll show you mine
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>>24932340
wtf is this

sometimes i think one really sad person posts all the weird shit on r9k
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>>24932382
sorry I can't help it
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>>24932340
[email protected]
T-Thanks.
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>>24932382
>one really sad person
>implying there aren't a lot of really sad persons here
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>>24932459
sent slut
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I get these "brain zaps" but I am not on any meds and never have been. what's wrong with me?
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>>24930280
>I would prefer having no sex drive at all
This guy gets it
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>>24932697
>r9k
>Where friends are made
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>>24929803
I don't take antidepressants and I get these if I try to sleep at strange times.
Whatevs senpai tbhfam
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>>24932697
You lied desu.
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It took me a couple months after getting off them to stop getting the brain zaps. They probably don't have to warn people about it because it's something that happens AFTER you stop taking it.
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>>24930767
Docs do warn you of side effects, it's your choice if you want to gamble on that.
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>>24932897
then idk
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>>24931696
pls recomand anime pls
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>>24932999
bogu no pigo
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>>24933032
You brought me one step closer to the edge
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>>24933120
see you in gensokyo anon
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>>24933142
I-I guess so ;_;
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>>24930321
>anode to your cathode
zzzzzzz
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>>24932305
trie amd troed
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