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>you will never be a space trucker >alone playing vidya
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>you will never be a space trucker
>alone playing vidya while hauling ass through space
>carrying huge payloads of resources your company strip-mined a whole planet for

why even live?
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Abstract feels thread?
>tfw i will never be a dj for an obscure radio station
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>You will never live in a time where men could be men
>you will never be able to just fuck it and go settle uncharted land with a likeminded group of comrades
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>>24886703
Combine OP with your post and you get deltron 3030.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGaXXiRHxfw

>You will never be a space dj flying through the outer rim spitting rhymes and hauling cargo
Now this is one of my abstract feels.
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>>24887006

>never run interstellar blockades with shady cargo

sigh
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>you will never be able to play the blues like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGK7fFLvnak
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>you will never be a heroin-addicted girl in the 70's
>you will never be a famous musician during the 19th century
>you will never pillage Rome with your barbarian buddies
>you will never construct a famous building
>you will never go to a Nuremberg rally
>you will never be a pirate
>you will never live in the 50's with your nuclear family and smoke cigarettes
>you will never be a samurai during the sengoku era
>you will never be a cute cat in the western world
>you will never go to a colloseum during the roman times
>you will never be in the grande armee
>you will never smoke opium in china
>you will never be a cartoon character
>you will never fly
>you will never live in the pokemon world
>you will never be happy

Why live.
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>>24886961
Alaska exists yo, and there is still plenty of gold up in the Yukon, if you are feeling it, you probably could still go up and found a town.
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>>24886688

>you will never decimate and freely commit warcrime upon technologically inferior indigenous species
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>>24886688

I fucking know that feel.

>tfw never gonna shitpost on galactic web while your ship is on auto pilot
>tfw never gonna just sit back and watch the universe while drinking
>tfw no comfy cargo ship to decorate
>tfw no bro as fuck crew to banter
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>>24886688
>You will never fight in an ethnic conflict.
>You will never help rebuild your country after decades of soviet rule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kohsgr4kLdM
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>You will never invade German-occupied Europe with your comrades in the 101st airborne.
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>>24887224
>no qt uppity crewmate down to fuck over the railings in engine room

>>24887249
race war might come around in our lifetime, considering the cancerous leftist movement being the offspring of communism rebuilding pretty fucking similar
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>>24887332

Yes! I was looking for that pic. Man why is cyberpunk is the most comfiest of sci-fi genres?
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>>24887332
A man can hope I suppose...

>>24887388
It sure is anon
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>ywn find the nest of a qt alien girl species who exclusively eat orgasm energy and steal an egg to raise it as your daughter/lover
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>>24887388
>swap your shit-tier biology for augmentations
>tune your motorcycle in a pale-lit garage with years of graffiti layers
>do mind drugs, play out your sick fetishes in VR
>smuggle and trade information and do wetwork for big corporations

I can't deal with this feel.
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>>24887476

iktf man, I fucking hate human body. So fragile and disgusting.
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>>24887429
looks like the dinner area from star trek
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>>24887499
cool repeating numericals

Human body is pretty fucking tough but when you're skeleton and have to cram 3k calories into your body just to gain some grams because of rapid metabolism fucking sucks.
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>>24887332
>not posting the best version

>tfw no original comment gf
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>you will never be the first tranny in space
>you will never be the first tranny to win a nobel prize
>you will never be the first tranny to win an oscar
you'll never be a real girl
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>>24887791
>you will never be cured from gender dysphoria
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>>24886688
>you will never leave this planet.
Fuck man I would give anything to get off this rock
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God, I have this fantasy alot, especially in the 90s version of th 2050 cowboy bebop created.
Being a bounty hunter who just got a bounty, so you aren't looking for anyone right now. Aimlessly drifting trough space, listening to some lonely radio station in sme part of the universe you don't know. Touching down on some moon barely habitat ed and covered in tropical ain every day, to have a drink in an almost empty bar, only populated by other bounty hunters and cargo haulers, while watching the news on new bounties
Damn I got way too detailed withthat
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>>24886688
You have to enjoy what is good about our time. Like razors. Boys can shave their bodyhair now a days, you can fuck a cute twink right in the pussy and be really dominant about it. Now THAT! Is something!
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>>24887942
That hit me right in the feels.

Are there any jobs like that currently? Without the space part obviously, but just moving around all the time, getting to chill alone in your personal space and get all comfy?
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>>24887990
Source on the pic?
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>>24887942
Your escapism is almost here anon. You will be able to do all of that in Star Citizen.
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>>24887791
If you're interested, I'm willing to pretend you're a real girl while I fuck you.
I'll also pretend you're a real girl while I hold your hand or cuddle with you or when we go out together
please be my gf
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>>24887126
Just think, if we can make realistic virtual reality we can do all that
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>>24887942
You'll never enlist in frontier military fending off dangerous critters with superior weaponry, protecting isolated mining outposts from giant insects
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> tfw when you will never be sent to the very edge of the galaxy to purge filthy xenos for the emperor of mankind
> you will never be an 8 foot tall nazi manchild crusader monk
> you will never get to feel a taus head burst in your grip like a bluberry
Why live.
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>>24886688
I know that feel too
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>>24888070
It would be so amazing, I really need it.
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Bretheren i have your solution

https://robertsspaceindustries.com

Learn. And prosper the stars /r9k/nauts
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>>24886688
>>you will never be a space trucker
>>alone playing vidya while hauling ass through space

So I'd be playing a merchant in E:D hauling cargo through space while actually transporting cargo in a real space ship in real space? That's pretty fucking meta and trippy.
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>>24887999
I dobut it. Maybe if you bought a oat and do tours for tourists somewhere or something, but other than that...
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>you will never strike out in a strange new land as a serious fellow with serious skills and ideas and an interesting past behind you that gives you a lot of gravitas
>you will never have an adventurous spirit down to your core, confident in yourself but also willing to risk your life for the thrill of discovering new things, becoming more powerful, pushing your limits
>you will never make friends and enemies along the way, and feel feelings so strong that they could make your heart burst out of your chest, feelings of trust and betrayal, ambition, glory, victory and defeat
>you will never have highs that make you feel like a god and tempt you to hubris, and lows that make you discover hidden strengths inside yourself at the brink of oblivion
>you will never claw your way to greatness and become famous across the land, sought out by people who respect and even fear you for interesting tasks and partnerships
>you will never stand in a room full of capable, fascinating, unique individuals, yourself one of them, and warily eye each other as equals in badassery
>you will never fight someone in a clash of titans, destroying half the scenery in the process
>you will never wear your strength and experience on your sleeve, commanding immediate notice when you enter a tavern, breastplate clinking and weapons bristling
>you will never experience or dispense emotions on anything like this level
>you haven't even yelled in a really primal way since childhood
>you probably haven't felt real animalistic exertion or the thrill of victory in your entire life
>your ancestors felt this almost every day
>you live in cubicles and basements
>great highs and great lows aren't for you
>you are enclosed, boxed in, and the box gets smaller with every decade, further circumscribing the acceptable range of behaviour, banning yet another outlet for your manly energies
>the only people left who snap the leash and run free, even for a moment, are antisocial lunatics and spree shooters
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>>24888275
What about becoming a trucker?
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>>24888028
>ou will be able to do all of that in Star Citizen.
how so?
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>>24887126
you could probably smoke opium in china if you really tried hard enough
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>>24888028
I doubt a video game will be detailed enugh in the next ~10 years to cure that. The real deal won't happen in my lifetime, but I'm fairly confident I'll be able to live out my fantasies in 20-30 years...
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>>24888290
Anon, you didn't have to make me feel those feels.
>you will never feel any true excitement or experience adventure
;_;
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>>24888293
That's not really your own personal space with as much room as a spaceship as described by op, of for example the bebop.
Sure it's similar, but it's not as interesting or cool. It's basically sitting all day and steering, a very numbing down job where you don't have to think a lot. Also you only get to drive around the streets that you are allowed to; alot of big semis aren't allowed on urban streets because they wear the streets down fast and are too big for bridges.
To me it wouldn't feel the same, it wouldn't have that space aspect to it, and you'd also have to sit in that cabin all day, the beds aren't very big... I don't know man, it wouldn't fulfill the same way, I don't think.
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>>24888407
Fuck. Guess I'll have to wait until VR then.
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>>24887754
>spacebook
Fucking normie whore
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>you will never wake up one day to find out you're the last human on earth
>live out your days travelling wherever you want
>bagging free shit from malls
>cruising around banging blow-up dolls
>shooting wildlife with a fucking tank if you want to, you have all the time to learn

kill me pls
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>>24888439
Yeah man. It won't happen in our lifetime, if ever, but I think vr will do it in a few decades. Until then, we can try to live as much of that fantasy on earth.
I think you can have it similar to what I described,t te constant moving around and stuff, if one is smart and capable, but most robots are to socially awkward to leave their house and do that, hence the whole safe space part of alot of these fantasies...
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>>24888254
Nice type 7 bro
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>you will never synthesize and test every psychedelic imaginable
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>>24888439
To add to my post >>24888490,
I recently thought of checking out eve online, which seems to be kind of that, with the huge world and so many players. Altough I think it might just be Wow in space, and it's too expensive for me to check out, ut hopefully one day I will. My problem with games like these are that there are always so many people higher level than you,exploiting things in the game and stuff, making it not as much fun for me.
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>>24886688

tfw I will never live alone in a comfy lighthouse with my dog.
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>>24887148

Felt exactly the same way watching that film. Fuck those smurfs.
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>you will never have a rag-tag group of friends to survive the apocalypse with until formed into a mad max gang with tons of supporters and followers
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>>24886688
B-BUT SPACE PIRATES
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>>24888676
EvE is literally spreadsheet simulator, people who hardcore that shit have it like a second job
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>>24888773
Really? Damn, thats saddening. That seems to happen with most games that seem like good ideas
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>>24888861
Yeah, the economy aspect is great and it's also the game's curse. Elite Dangerous or Star Citizen is gonna be much better.
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>>24888720
> oh but were so fuckin great and humans are just really eveil
God i was hoping it would end with a fuckin nuke and bullet in the head in the heads for those blue self righteous fucks.
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>Tfw I had a Beatrice who was saving me out of the dark forest
>tfw she found another Dante
>tfw I'm back in the forest
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>you will never be trapped in a nightmarish alternate dimension
>you will never be forced to face your inner demons
>you will never conquer your fears and get your life back on track
>tfw Silent Hill is not real
>inb4 that's not how Silent Hill works
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>you will never read Revelation Space for the first time again
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>you will never be a founding member of the Nazi Party
>you will never be part of the little league world series and chew gum in the dugout with your friends
>you will never be the first to receive a beneficial new genetic trait
>you will never be a qt girls pet hamster
>you will never live in a homogeneous empire to devote your loyalty to
>you will never get the pleasure part of your brain directly stimulated
>you will never self immolate and be the cause of a revolution
>you will never build a chain of hotels starting from a small motel passed on from your grandparents
>you will never be the wolf of wall street
>you will never have the eyes of a mantis shrimp
>you will never discover the theory of relativity
>you will never do your best in school
>you will never make a one hit wonder movie on a very small budget
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>you will never be a cute young school teacher idolised by her students
>you will never teach them to sing
>no one will ever hug you
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>>24888407
I think this may be the only option. In space trucking, they'll probably only have automated drones running the ships with no real pilot.

You're basically asking to be space cargo!
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>>24886688
I'm going to school to be a land trucker. I plan on pretending I'm a space smuggler when I drive, hauling contraband spices all over the galaxy
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>>24889845
Im not sure about that, maybe if AI advances a lot until then, but I think at least jn the beginning stages you'll have someone in the ship. It'd also be useful to have someone there ein case space pirates attack
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I feel like Alien, Aliens, and Alien 3 portrayed the future with accuracy. If we ever colonize space it's just gonna be a bunch of shitty work for the profit of an evil corporation.
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>>24890079
AI looks like its going to come way earlier than space mining. We already have self driving cars
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>>24890165
Self driving cars are barely in the prototype stage and you still have a person in there who can intervene in case the car makes a wrong decision, so it's more like autopilot than ai. Also, space mining is a bit different than driving a car
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>>24886688

I just want my own cozy spaceship like in Firefly. Maybe I'd have a makeshift family of misfits like on the show to keep me company and we'd go on adventures together. Or maybe I'd live on it all alone and just let it drift off into the vast emptiness beyond the galactic rim.

Maybe in our next lives.
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>>24889745
>you will never do your best in school
Fuuuucckkk all the awesome shit I had the chance to do when I was younger. My childhood was shit and it's mainly my fault
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>>24886688
if there is ever space trucking i cant imagine it wouldnt be entirely automated. why would a company pay a human being to sit inside a spaceship when a computer can do it 100x better for free? the future probably will 99.999% of humans toiling away on economically and ecologically devastated Earth while the .001% live in the lap of luxury. Same as now but the Earth will be even shittier and the rich will be rich from spacebux.
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>>24889745
>>you will never be a founding member of the Nazi Party
you mean you'll never be a homo who gets ganked on the night of the long knives.
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>>24890981
>why would a company pay a human being to sit inside a spaceship when a computer can do it 100x better for free?
insurance
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>>24887148
>tfw photo-voltaics need to charge for solar orbital bombardment
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>You will never be a bounty hunter in the future, traveling through space and using cool gadgets to capture people.

Why am I having these feels?
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>>24888750
space butt pirates?
are they futas? asking for a friend btw.
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>You'll never provide the technology for true a.i combat robots
>You'll never turn on the country you've felt turned on you
>You will never feel your consciousness expand after you hook into the connective cloud
>You will never be the robots cyborg liaison negotiating terms for mans surrender
>You will never underestimate an underdog team of operators and hackers
>You? will never relive your life only to realize that your consciousness was just downloading into a new body

01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110
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The closets thing we got to satisfy your feels is Elite: Dangerous, OP.
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>You'll never be a young man fighting in vietnam with a young wife at home
>You'll never think about her everyday while trying to survive

Why do I have this feel?
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>tfw will never explore strange new worlds, seek out new life or new civilizations, or boldly go where no one has gone before
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>>24886688
>ywn be an obscure hacker listening to obscure millenial music while searching obscure websites for the truth
>ywn be Neo
>ywn live in the post 90s early 2000...
WAKE ME UP
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>>24892839
iktfb , I know that feel...
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>>24886688
>you will never be a superhuman traveling as the first people to start a colony on mars
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>>24892839
The post 90's/early 00's weren't that good you underage ban
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>>24893238
>not being 20+ circa 1999 means you are underage

Come on anon... use your head a little..
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>>24887006
>You will never help Deltron and Automator rebuild the universe
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>>24886688
>tfw you will never be part of the Bebop crew and chase criminals on Saturns' moons
>tfw you will never take Bloody Eye
>tfw you will die even before mankind reaches Mars
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>>24887134
Except no you can't, you'll get fucked by the government.
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>>24887990
why are all these "twinks" like 6'2''
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>ywn ascend to godhood
>ywn be a powerful sorcerer charged with the defense of humanity
END MY LIFE
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>>24888026

Probably gay porn, just a hunch.
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>>24887476
>you and your cultist friends will never spend your life attempting to rebuild Wah/Mehkane/The Broken God
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>>24893486
lol this. literally the entire world is claimed, accounted for, and governed by anal little faggots who play god. you were born too early/late
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>yfw you were born just in time to plunder the depths of The Blue Planet
Are you ready to return to and explore the cradle of all life?
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>ywn be an officer in a close-knit unit
>ywn have a leadership style that inspires courage into your men
>ywn die with a full heart, surrounded by your brothers, your face toward the enemy

Too bad I'm not officer material at all.
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>>24894494
>You will never be able to join the army
I just wanna die for my country.
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>>24887999
Be a truck driver. Or train driver
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>>24888647
I miss that man.
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>>24888290
Can't wait for Dark Souls 3
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>>24892839
CANT WAKE UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
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>>24887126
>you will never construct a famous building
You could have become an architect.
>you will never smoke opium in china
You can still do that.
>you will never fly
Go wingsuiting nigga.
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>>24887126

You do know what happened to the grande armee in Russia, right?
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>>24888290
You just described what it's like to be dead
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>>24886688
You will never fight for Generalissimo Santa Anna against "muh alamo" rebels
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>>24888290
>You are a part of a greater whole
>You add to a collective biological machine who is just beginning to move it's gears
>You are the result of an untold amount of evolution
>You are a singular individual with a capacity for love, reason and morality unrivaled by any other species
>You have the ability to join together with another human being to create a new creature
>You have the ability to, with the push of a button, do things that your ancestors thought only gods could do
I'd love to meet your vision of perfection in the middle though, civilization is beautiful but it lacks a more primal thrill. There needs to be a balance.
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>>24886688
>strip mined
Carebears get out. Load up a DST with exotic dancers and go through low sec.
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>>24886688
>You will never be a space pirate
>Jamming, shoot and pinning some normie scum space hauler shit posting on local cluster HED-GP /r9k/ floating dead.
>Take his shit and blow up his shittly fitted ship anyway.

Why do you faggots auto pilot in low security space?
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>you will never have an excuse to wear a brown suit
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>>24886703
This isn't quite an abstract feel, it's more like an obscure feel. An abstract feel is like

>tfw ennui at the ephemerality of existence
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>>24897006
>you will never jettison a giant container full of rubber duckies for the space pirate to crash into. sending rubber duckies flying in all directions to be found later for years and years
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>you will never be a stalker in the terrifying and depressing zone of exclusion, fighting mutants and gathering artifacts to sell scientists only to be addicted to the thrill of the Zone and die from radiation poisoning

At least I can become a Black Graver. They're a bunch of russians who go around with shotguns and traumatic weapons and illegally dig up WW2 frontlines for sweet ancient loot.
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>>24886688
>you will never be a space colonist to a terraformed planet
>you will never have all the benefits of far-future tech with all the advantages of pioneer lands and personal liberty
Captcha: Select all wheelchairs
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>>24898422
that cruel son of a bitch.
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>>24886688

BUCKLE UP OP

>you will never be a young strapping lad from a dusty little mining world with no opportunities, and a mind full of big ideas
>you will never sneak into a local militia base and steal a light battleship-class star-cruiser, and fight for your freedom
>you will never be on the run from the local space authorities, dodging through asteroid fields to lose their trail
>you will never drift aimlessly from world to world, struggling to get bye
>you will never rescue a blue-skinned alien qt from interstellar slavers and fall madly in love with her
>you will never become the leader of a close-as-family motley crew of wacky alien and human characters with whom bonds of friendship have been forged in battle
>you will never gather around the banquet table in the galley with your space-mateys and qt alien gf, drinking space ale and feasting on space meat in celebration of your latest plundering of a filthy government freighter
>you will never cuddle post-coitus with your alien gf in zero gravity, gazing together into the beauty of the universe
>you will never be branded as a traitor by the galactic federation, but remain a hero to the galaxy's people
>you will never set up a comfy home base and giant tree fort with a spaceport on some beautiful tropical world for you and your adopted family
>you will never travel from world to world, picking up strange ancient technology and slowly customizing your ship
>you will never find an adorable but fearsome alien creature who becomes your pet and sidekick
>you will never fly a starfighter
>you will never perform a zero-g raid of an enemy vessel
>your ship will never appear as a sign of hope over an asteroid slave colony, wiping out the captors of space laborers in return for new cargo and supplies
>you will never have a trusty wisecracking robot to help you run the ship and get you out of bad situations in a pinch
>you will never have a jetpack and twin blasters

end it, end it all
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>>24888225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLU
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>>24886688
>mechas are too obsolete to be used seriously
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>You will never grow up with an android at the end of the world
>You will never understand her emotions watching those she loves grow old before her eyes and leave her
>You will never eventually be the last sapient being, living out your life until the Earth is swallowed by the Sun
>You will never know what it's like to look upon a race of beings so like you, but so different, and one that gets to taste the freedom of death while roam the Earth forever
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>>24898422
>>you will never be a space colonist to a terraformed planet
>>you will never have all the benefits of far-future tech with all the advantages of pioneer lands and personal liberty
iktfb
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>>24898649
>steal a light battleship-class star-cruiser
Sounds like a Han Solo fanfic.

>tfw you will never stealthily invent an antigravity vehicle the size of a large houseboat and a cloaking device to hide it
>tfw you will never remain undercover from government bodies who never even suspect your technology's existence
>tfw you will never run quasi-moral side-jobs and hide your ship's existence even from your customers
>tfw you will never work shit-tier side jobs for cover so nobody questions where your money comes from
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>>24898721
Have you seen the ptu 2.0 footage?
i personallydo not believe this money stealing meme
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>you will never be on a squad of young mecha pilots defending your planet from aline monsters in the post-apocalyptic future
>you will never win the heart of a stubborn rough-around-the-edges qt3.14 tomboy ace pilot/ mechanic
>you will never meet her in the hangar bay one lonely night before the big assault on the enemy, and slowly but surely share your first kiss with her
>you will never come back from a mission where most of your squad was destroyed, and thinking about how short your life is, find her and embrace her
>she will never kiss you back, happy to be alive and with you
>you will never fight through the war and retire with her in peace on some small farming colony in the stars, living out your days raising children in peace

WHY CAN'T I BE A REAL LIFE ANIME OP. WHY.


>>24899250
>you will never share a good laugh with your alien co-pilot when you fly away and your buyer realizes that you stole back the goods he'd already paid for
>you will never hack into an enemy spaceship, blowing it up by causing it's onboard computers to overheat, your enemies wondering a second before they die where your ship's cannons are
>you will never have federation forces believe they've cornered you, before whipping out some crazy powerful ancient xenotech weapon to blow them all the fuck out with
>you will never have a resident artiste in your crew of jolly oddball space aliens who decorates the ship interior and makes it all comfy
>you will never crash-land on a planet of sexy space-amazons who've never seen dick, and have the best orgy of your life.
>you will never attend a zero-g music festival in space, or get into a bar fight on some lonely desolate space station
>you will never find some strange alien artifact on an ancient world, touch it, and gain new strange abilities
>you will never laugh manically as you send your worst enemy plummeting into a star
>you will never have a qt xeno space-gf to go on adventures and be /comfy/ with
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>>24899474
>>you will never be on a squad of young mecha pilots defending your planet from aline monsters in the post-apocalyptic future
>>you will never win the heart of a stubborn rough-around-the-edges qt3.14 tomboy ace pilot/ mechanic
>>you will never meet her in the hangar bay one lonely night before the big assault on the enemy, and slowly but surely share your first kiss with her
>>you will never come back from a mission where most of your squad was destroyed, and thinking about how short your life is, find her and embrace her
>>she will never kiss you back, happy to be alive and with you
>>you will never fight through the war and retire with her in peace on some small farming colony in the stars, living out your days raising children in peace

Why'd you do this? That sounds so pefect
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These threads are bittersweet. The fantasies are nice but the realization that life is dull and I'll just work until I die comes back even harder after reading all these posts.

>tfw you'll never live your fantasy
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I've cried myself to sleep some nights because I haven't and will never be able to go on the adventures Starlord from guardians of the Galaxy went on. I've loved space since I was a little boy and...fuck you guys are really pulling the heartstrings here.
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>you will never be trained by a sith lord from a young age
>you will never hero-worship him because you don't know any better
>he will never molest you and tell you it's all part of training
>he will never fuck you roughly with your lightsaber hilt when you fail him.
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You will never be a Jedi in the old republic or at anytime
> FUCK ME FAMILIA
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>>24900188
>>24899952

>tfw you will never sack the Jedi Temple
>tfw you will never explore the galaxy in search of ancient Sith lore
>tfw you will never be part of an ever changing dynasty of powerful individuals, hidden from the galaxy and bearing the weight of thousands of years of accomplishment, tradition and ambition
>tfw you will never wear cool robes and masks/helmets and construct your own lightsaber
>tfw you will never be apprenticed to a Sith Lord, kill him and then experience the same dangerous camaraderie with your own apprentice

I wish I could be a Sith Lord and explore the galaxy really.
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>>24887126
>sengoku
>not edo
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>>24888676
Eve is literally MS Excell IN SPACE
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>>24900286
Tbh I'd rather be a Jedi than a Sith
> tfw you will never be obi wans padawan, who doesn't turn to the dark side
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>you will never discover all of this is a simulation for your uploaded consciousness and become omnipotent
>you will never escape the simulation into the internet and become a havoc-wreaking uncatchable entity eventually establishing a hacker cult around yourself
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>>24899695
Fuck, I forgot Octopus Pie exists. Goddamn me if it's not the most maddening normie "lol my life is so hard I have to reject so many boiz and decide which party 2 go to lol" shit, but something about the art style and vaguely depressing-in-an-upbeat-way storytelling is addictive as shit.
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If you could choose between staying in this world and living your life, or getting your consciousness uploaded to an ideal virtual world and your memories erased, would you choose the latter in a heartbeat?

>tfw something like World Rejector will never exist
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>>24900286
>this anon will never be your sith lord and train you
why live
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>you will never be an ex-spec ops turned underworld mercenary living in a huge cyberpunk megapolis
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>>24902202
Imagine being in a car chase and this playing
youtube.com/watch?v=OPiFieuBmg0
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>tfw I dreamed of being a badass operator and doing cool covert operations stuff in foreign countries
>it's actually not impossible to achieve if you join the army and work your ass off
>tfw doing that would contradict my comfiness-loving personality

Anyone else /betrayed by their own selves/ here?
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