ITT: fembot feels
>tfw lonely af
>tfw no bf
>tfw always sitting alone while eating during lunch break
>tfw always imagining scenarious where suddenly my dream guy comes up
>tfw nobody ever approached me except for a few guys but they were like 5'10 or 5'11
>tfw forever alone
>tfw on my period
>tfw feeling like shit
>tfw malebots will never know this feel and are still complaining
>>24759061
>tfw always imagining scenarious where suddenly my dream guy comes up
...
>>tfw nobody ever approached me except for a few guys but they were like 5'10 or 5'11
Seriously, kill yourself.
the thought that there are hypergamous women out there who will die alone and surrounded by cats fills me with happiness
>>24759061
>nobody ever approached me except for a few guys but they were like 5'10 or 5'11
Effective bait, friend.
>>24759286
was about to have sympathy and to know that feel until that sentence came up
>tfw guy who had a crush on my got a gf
>tfw he's not buying me stuff anymore
Joking aside, I actually really liked him and he was fun to hang out, if he would've been taller than 5'10 I would've dated him
>tfw guys always stearing when I'm wearing comfy clothes in public
>tfw always cold
>>24759612
Sounds like a nice guy to be around, have you tried sabotaging him? Also how tall are you? I usually don't date guys below 6'1, but that's because I'm 5'8 so pretty tall myself
>>24759682
5'3 but I wear heels pretty often, so I prefer average height guys like you too
>lonely af
>no gf/bf
>always sitting alone while eating during lunch break
>always imagining scenarious where suddenly my dream gal comes up
>nobody ever approached me except for gals wanting help with memory management in C
>every time they seem to become too close, I freak out and quit school for the rest of the semester, so that I can start anew in the next semester without them
>if they notice and remember me around campus, I come up with a bullshit excuse like I was at hospital, but we don't share classes, so I can safely ignore them
>spend the rest of the semester submitting kernel patches under a fake identity of an IEEE fellow I managed to create with my bogus college 10 years ago
>this has been going on since 2002, I'm still halfway through my degree
>never tell anyone the actual reason it's taking me so long to finish a 5-year programme
>all my "friends" and family are under the impression that it's because I'm too stupid for comp sci
>my mum tried to throw me into an asylum for the retarded once, but I yelled and cried and headbutted the wall so much she begged me to stop and said she'll allow me to finish in my time
>just this October during the hourly 10 minute break, a dark haired 18 year old qt still with her teen pimples and braces, asked me to partner with her for advanced arch because she couldn't into VHDL
>I said sure, shook the packet of camels in front of my face like a retard, and said I'm going out for a quick one before the lecture resumes, then left the campus and haven't returned since; left my notebook and my biro there too
>replaying Planescape Torment, Fallout 2, and Daggerfall and browsing r9k until next semester starts
>tfw forever alone
>>24759061
>but they were like 5'10 or 5'11
wow senpai just
>>24759061
>>tfw nobody ever approached me except for a few guys but they were like 5'10 or 5'11
baaaaaaaiiiiiiitttttt
Height shilling.
Sage
Hide
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Thats it, im filtering "fembot"
>>24759913
Definitely bait. Girls don't care as much about height as much as they pretend to online. It's like a weird girl meme that guys took seriously.
>>24759885
how can this be real
>>24759061
Just go and suck acnekuns penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>24759980
Did I mention that in the last 8 years I've developed a stutter?
In the inter-uni periods, a normal day can go by without me uttering a word, then during those hard uni new beginnings when someone talks to me I freak out and stutter my way through, appearing like an obvious retard.
Wish I was trolling.
>>24759061
b8 b8 b8 b8 m8 it's obvious do not reply b8 m8 b8 m8 b8 m8 b8 m8 b8 m8 b8 m8
>b8 m8
>>24759957
I've went from being a complete hardcase virgin to having 3 girlfriends in 8 months . Had lots of hot lewd perverted sex as well.
My experience is on what most women want is the following.
1) don't have to be /f/it though it helps alot , just dont be an obese/overweight ball of lard. Workout for YOU . Not for women.
YOU are the most important person to you.
Also personal hygiene , clean yourself fool.
2)Being 6 feet tall helps too , but if you are 5'9 you literally have nothing to be ashamed about .
I know plenty of 5'9 guys who are chads.
3) Dress like most people your age dress. OR , wear clothes that are fashionable and FIT YOU.
4) most important is confidence. This is not a meme . Confidence in one's abilities and sense of self is the most important weapon a man has at his disposal.
5) You have to fail to get somewhere . So start failing at attracting women so you can get a small idea on how to attract women.
>>24760111
>Penis pls I'm trying to concentrate
Why do you run away again? Anxiety or something? I can understand not wanting to take medication but you seem to have a serious case of whatever the fuck you have. I'd go so far as to say an extreme case
Let's post some funny things fellow girls
>>24759061
This b8 ia too strong m8.
TORONTO
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hit me up, ladies.
>>24761833
How tall are you, Torontoguy?
>>24759061
>tfw nobody ever approached me except for a few guys but they were like 5'10 or 5'11
Hook, line, and sinker.
>>24761907
5'8" manlet, baby and I'm a skellington at a whopping 120 lbs. You know you want me.
>>24761962
The 5"8 also ;_;
>>24760409
I run away because I get scared. I dunno what it's called, anxiety or w/e. I never been to a shrink and prolly never will, for obvious reasons.
>awk 60 minutes
>Okay, anon, when shall we arrange next session? Friday okay?
>Sure.
>skip next session
>never go back
>Never added shrink to my phone whitelist, they can't reach me now.
>They don't even know my secret door knock, the fools!
i am 5"9 and completely happy with my height :) the perfect girl for me would be short
I met a short girl and this tall guy and me were both talking to her. She said she liked guys my height more because a really tall guy and a really short girl is sort of awkward.
>>24762958
Also, I dated a girl that was taller than me and I asked her if it bothered her and she said no.
tfw none of r9k's shitposting ever bothers me because im out of its range
tfw 6'2"
>>24763034
I feel like I was taught by 4chan to feel this way and with time I'll stop caring entirely
Used to make me tfw
Then when I saw tall people if get nervous
Less and less does that stuff happen
>>24759061
>5'11"
Give it up Goliath you'll never find love
>>24759286
>5'10 or 5'11
R O A S T I E
O F F
M Y
B O A R D
>tfw no bf to watch anime and play splatoon with
>>24759061
>>tfw lonely af
>fermbot
nice troll thread
>>24759885
>daggerfall
be gf pls
>>24759957
Manlet detected.fucking robot is a manlet too
>>24763086
My roommate in college would bring home multiple girls at a time, textbook chad
dude was 5'8" and a lifted a little, height doesnt matter as much as youd think
>>24759763
> average height at 6'1
good b8, guaranteed replies senpai
>>24761656
Who /daddyissues/
>>24760314
This needs to be on the wall of every guy's room. It's legit truth.
where do i meet boys? I have no friends and meeting them through 4chan seems like a bad idea.
>>24766461
Go out and just be more outside of your home than in it when you're awake.
>>24766461
go to the /gfd/ threads, lots of nice boys there as long as you put up with the fetishyes, I am shilling
>>24763158
>tfw no gf to watch anime and splatoon deez nuts with
>>24763214
I am gf but only on the inside. On the outside I am 31 year old balding man.
>>24759061
>went on a first date with a qt
>second date is in two weeks
>mfw I want to jump his bones but that's not polite on the second date
I don't want to go too fast and ruin things, but there are two week gaps between each date and it's taking forever.
>>24759885
pls be my gf, i do c programming and verilog and submit kernel patches for a living
we could work together and have fun times together
>>24768140
>jump his bones
come again?
>>24760314
>How to be chad 101
Thanks normie now gtfo my board
>Walking to parking lot at school
>Casually people watching while walking
>See qt guy walking across me
>He's walking pretty fast
>Make full eye contact with him
>Smiles at me
>I don't think I smile back just kind of keep staring at him
>Awkwardly look back at each other before he turns a corner
I've been trying to find him since last week to smile back. Don't even remember exactly how he look like.
>tfw I'll never smile back at him
>>24759061
>obvious bait
>50 replies
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>>24760314
>literally nothing useful
>bullshit meme advice
kill yourself faggot
sage
reminder that tall guys are literally women and live life on easy mode the way women do
>>24767938
ERP as an animu girl on skype tho?
>>24761907
Are you insecure about your height? :/
>>24759304
This.
>Wahh I am so lonely my favorite male celebrities never hit on me
These children will know true loneliness eventually.
Where is mystery you guys?
Haven't seen her in 2 days, is she alright?
>>24768806
she found a boyfriend and said she doesn't belong here anymore
EASY MODE BABY
>>24768878
but swede-kun dumped her didn't he?
>>24759061
>tfw you work at a comic store
>tfw every three guys asks me out or says "I didn't know girls could be into this"
>>24769491
what an awful life you must have... don't worry once you hit your 30s they will stop asking you out ;^)
>tfw my orbiter wised up and left me to live for himself before I turned 30 and could cash in
These threads always get high responses, can you not tell it's a guy posting
>>24768806
Trying to not visit /r9k/ again because apparently its not healthy for her
>>24768190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FufL80hJsP8
BONES
