Write a script; read other people's scripts.
Hard mode: nothing sexual.
Use vocaroo.com to record.
>Script
On your computer again? What are you looking at? Oh, browsing 4chan again. You spend way too much time on that site, you know that? Here, come with me. Come on. Sit. Now, kiss me. *kiss* See what you're missing out on? All that time on the internet could have spent on me. *laugh* I'm only selfish when it comes to you. I can't stand to be away from you for one moment. Now, Promise me you'll spend more time with me..... You mean it? *laugh* I love you.
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hFqnuOfuMY
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SWGnNMsvcQ
>>24668342
The hottest girl ever could say that and it would still be cringey.
>>24668314
Script
What is a soul anyway? Some magical property that only humans have? Something exclusive to your kind? I... I know I was programmed. I know that the inside of my head contains copper and silicon. But I also know that what I feel is real. Can any of you tell me what makes my sadness and my joy any different from yours? Why am I so different from any of you? I'm made of metal and you're made of flesh, but we both have electrical signals coursing through our body, we both need energy to function, and we both want to survive.
Is it that because I am built differently, I am incapable of being similar to you? Dogs and cats have inferior brains when compared to humans and they are built differently, yet, humans treat them as equals. You give them a home, food, entertainment.. Dress them up and talk to them. And when they die, you feel as if they're in a better place.
So when you ask me if I think I have a soul, the answer is that I can't tell you. The concept of a soul is something humans have created and something only humans can give to other entities. The real question is, do YOU think I have a soul?
>>24668393
Fuck you, now I want a girlfriend so bad. This was cruel. Anons with feminine sounding voices should be banned.
>>24668342
I know you just wanted to figure out how many roasties were here.
Also, this was rough and the kissy noise makes me want to off myself.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TAoQAjG6vj
Script?
"I want to spend my life with you.
To try new things with you by my side.
To do nothing productive and just snuggle on the couch together.
To play video games and laugh when I kick your ass in pretty much everything.
I want you to be the one to comfort me when I've had a bad day.
And in return, I will give you all the dickings."
I couldn't think of anything at the end.
>>24668342
>>24668393
obvious samefag. I've seen that vocaroo posted here many times before. What's pathetic is that you took the time to transcribe it.
I just wrote this haiku for my haiku thread. Can somebody record it?please ;_;
summer flew back south
and winter came; cold and bleak
(the world does not care)
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18i4kB8g0DO
>>24668847
>What's pathetic is that you took the time to transcribe it
I actually wrote it. In 2011.
>>24668798
What's that from? A PKD book?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ceV0aLYcFN
>>24669063
see
>>24668916
just getting the ball rolling anonkun.
>>24669063
Noice. I enjoyed that, Anon.
>>24668798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jVPhB1h0YU
>>24668840
i gave it a shot.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dctUUAPLYh
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06g2XfCtjyg
>>24668840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kik5oz6NCM
>>24668848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dKZzTmhA0I
>>24669316
I really liked yours.
Someone read this to please :
No one kneads us again out of earth and clay,
no one incants our dust.
No one.
Blessed art thou, No One.
In thy sight would
we bloom.
In thy
spite.
A Nothing
we were, are now, and ever
shall be, blooming:
the Nothing-, the
No-One's-Rose.
With
our pistil soul-bright,
our stamen heaven-waste,
our corona red
from the purpleword we sang
over, O over
the thorn.
.
>>24669605
i have no idea how to read that. It has no rhythm or tone.
>>24669701
If i read it for you,will you read it for me?
"please don't go. Don't leave me alone. I don't want to be alone again. I can't stand it. I want you here. Please stay with me. I'll do anything. ANYTHING you ask! You want me to cook for you? I can make anything! I can clean your house? I'll make sure its spotless. I'll do anything you want? Just don't leave me. I'll.. you can have me too if you want. As much as you want. I won't protest. I'll wear whatever you tell me to. Just... don't go. I need you."
>>24669726
no promises.
>>24669549
Thank you, Anon! The was super sweet. I've listened four times now and laugh every time at the end with you.
>>24669605
Thank you for reading my silliness as well! You have such an interesting and very cute voice.
>>24669786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BRMHuhYAOw
>>24668314
Femanon vocaroo request: any fembot pls do this for me, it is a dating sim
Say this part nervously
Well-uh hey there Steve! I see you in class all the time, and I just wondered, maybe you know, If I could take you out sometime! I really like you and I would like to get to know you better! I've always thought you were so sweet and charming. Really! Wow, great! I'll see you then!"
and this is a different part
"I had such a great time with you today, Im so glad that you took me out. I'd really like to do this again sometime,
(Say this part seductively but not overkill)
because I think Im falling for you. (make a kissing sound) (Seductively again) bye anon, I hope we can do this again sometime soon"
>>24669873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oeGo0jDijy
Did the original German one with my shitty accent too.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qjfhd3EIQl
>>24669786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15wfpsyrhxz
Tackled this one from a different point,sorry if it's not as you imagined it.
>>24670033
You're welcome,you gotta cute voice as well!
>>24668314
will read stuff in french
"Lets be frank, I like you, you like me - its a win-win situation. Lets not beat around the bush about you beating around my bush; no more diddle daddle about you piddle paddling my diddily daddling dilly willy. We can hanky panky or spanky while you give me the wanky. Now, I want you... in me. We can do this the easy way, but I know you want it the hard way. Side ways.
A quick lay, you say? Not today. Because I'm cumming in for a rough landing, and all passengers must refrain from standing.
Thank you for riding with American Airlines, have a great day."
>>24670033
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BRMHuhYAOw
>>24670617
This was just so silly that I had to try.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4Ut5eJcba
>>24670736
I'm glad your wienermajig approves!
JOHN, by the grace of God King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and Count of Anjou, to his archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justices, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his officials and loyal subjects, Greeting.
KNOW THAT BEFORE GOD, for the health of our soul and those of our ancestors and heirs, to the honour of God, the exaltation of the holy Church, and the better ordering of our kingdom, at the advice of our reverend fathers Stephen, archbishop of Canterbury, primate of all England, and cardinal of the holy Roman Church, Henry archbishop of Dublin, William bishop of London, Peter bishop of Winchester, Jocelin bishop of Bath and Glastonbury, Hugh bishop of Lincoln, Walter bishop of Worcester, William bishop of Coventry, Benedict bishop of Rochester, Master Pandulf subdeacon and member of the papal household, Brother Aymeric master of the knighthood of the Temple in England, William Marshal earl of Pembroke, William earl of Salisbury, William earl of Warren, William earl of Arundel, Alan of Galloway constable of Scotland, Warin fitz Gerald, Peter fitz Herbert, Hubert de Burgh seneschal of Poitou, Hugh de Neville, Matthew fitz Herbert, Thomas Basset, Alan Basset, Philip Daubeny, Robert de Roppeley, John Marshal, John fitz Hugh, and other loyal subjects.
The Jewish doctrine of Marxism rejects the aristocratic principle of Nature
and replaces the eternal privilege of power and strength by the mass of
numbers and their dead weight. Thus it denies the value of personality in man,
contests the significance of nationality and race, and thereby withdraws from
humanity the premise of its existence and its culture.
>>24670617
well ok then
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jofkJ7oxJv
>>24671072
I feel like my accent would suit this one, but I really can't be bothered
>>24671344
That whisper of "in me" got me good and that ending, man.
>>24671108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO3MBjS4AG
>>24671072
Reading this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EspCgyzayD
>>24670617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qr382mLKdd
>>24671072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jA7rUuFHdK
>>24671344
howd u do that at the end to make it sound like its a real plane?
shit nigga thats amazing
>>24671344
That was just dandy. I'd give you the wanky, anon.
Sing this
A British tar is a soaring soul,
As free as a mountain bird,
His energetic fist should be ready to resist
A dictatorial word.
His nose should pant
and his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame
and his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave
and his heart should glow,
And his fist be ever ready
for a knock-down blow.
>>24671108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UIAaBgrdI3
>>24671344
You sound like a youtuber.
>>24671628
I goes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61AAwNDwU4U
>>24671628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Md6YxQEp7J
>>24670033
Be my gf please love you reeeeeee
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MdZAIi9YM2
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QjnblH9y5l
Die nationalsozialistische Partei - ist der Staat geworden.
Was Du - von deinen Vaetern ererbt hast, erwirb es - um es zu besitzen.
Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk.
Und fur dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kaempfen.
Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermueden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln.
Es lebe unsere Bewegung - es lebe Unser Deutsches Volk.
Es lebe unser Deutsches Reich.
if a femanon can do this I'll be very happy
"Let me ask you something! Let me ask you something... Have you had any romantic contact with a guy in the last twelve months - at all? Even just a god damn... Fucking... suggestive look? I'm pretty sure the true answer is 'yes,' so if you're gonna talk to me, or look at me, at least have the decency to understand that I do, in fact, have it worse than you, you bitch."
>>24668848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N0CGSzqWWY
>>24670262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CGQUSgDQgd
>>24671873
Weird script anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dujT9jySOc
>>24671541
Audacity
1.Effect>Equalization: press "flatten", set to 30 dB
2. Effect>High Pass Filter: Rolloff 12dB, Cutoff 2000Hz
>>24671740
Thought about it, but I'm not really sure what I would make videos about. Also, I'm not sure if I'd be comfortable showing my face.introverted extrovertentp master race.
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NnwgkQ7uRM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WgHtHxuQD5
>>24672207
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24672084
no fem, but hey i'm bored
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmRhmSsX5E
>>24672098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V7unuFS1ud
>>24672084
not even German but here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aiXozu0NEn
>scripts
I just want to hear guys fapping.
Is that too much to ask?
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wBYpTKcwVi
not very arousing
>>24672434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5kP6ciN3H
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
>>24672434
say no more pham
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vOZZ219Gtw
>>24672639
Uh, can I get a 5 minute long version of that please?
>>24671108
no one read this script
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ApI2oNrhMS
>>24672608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lY0KuVLzmb
>>24672519
I-is this really fapping? It sounds so different. Or are you using a toy of some sort?
>>24672639
Original requester and I also would like a five minute long version.
It was weirdly hot to me.
Especially that guttural grunt at the end hnnn.
>>24672886
>I-is this really fapping? It sounds so different. Or are you using a toy of some sort?
pic of your manboobs & I might tell you what toy
>>24672886
>>24672723
>It was weirdly hot to me.
oh uh, well i'm all fapped out anon. Sorry.
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL DROP THE FLOOR, FLOPPING LIKE A FISH, WHILE CLENCHING YOUR HEART SEEING AS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. ALSO: IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE ANUS DO NOT READ THIS; THE BRICK YOU SHAT WILL BE PAINFUL.
A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT
Please don't actually yell it all though.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork, my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol_as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me __ im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol_neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe_toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>24673177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQkXI0yHBd
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
fuck off not original
Zoo time is she and you time
The mammals are your favourite type, and you want her tonight
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos, elephants and tacky tigers
This town ain't big enough for both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave
Flying, domestic flying
And when the stewardess is near do not show any fear
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You are a khaki-coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing
This town ain't big enough for both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave
Daily, except for Sunday
You dawdle in to the cafe where you meet her each day
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
As twenty cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do
This town ain't big enough for both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave
Shower, another shower
You've got to look your best for her and be clean everywhere
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
The rain is pouring on the foreign town, the bullets cannot cut you down
This town ain't big enough for both of us
And it ain't me who's gonna leave
Census, the latest census
There'll be more girls who live in town though not enough to go round
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
You know that: This town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us
This town isn't big enough, not big enough for both of us
And I ain't gonna leave
>>24673179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zSGqi98hLT
The Imperium's plan, organized under the Ministry of Foreign Oversight, involves viceroys, or governors contracting regional leaders with an offer that comes with two options. The first option is to take the benefits package of The Imperium in return for simple, reasonable bimonthly fees and/or tribute. The second option is much more violent; if a subject alliance denies the offer, the full might of the Imperium will deploy and exterminate the subject alliance's soveirgnty and assets. At first, there will be loads of resistance and rebellion, but that is the point! Resistance means war. "Rebellions and Traitors", the Mittani uttered," Will be put down by the Imperium!"
this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>24673179
goddamn, this got me sweating.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g59nTj8Y3Ythis is what i do with my life now.
>>24673595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCg3EQuiIH
>>24674186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uyEOh1CCVL
>>24673347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z4HJTpegmQ
>>24668813
dude lmao that WAS a girl
>>24673179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PIdL3YsoeR
This was so embarrassing and I have aspergers.
>>24671951
>>24674381
>>24671344
>>24672474
Top fucking kek family.
>>24673347
tell me when you guys get tired of hearing my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v3F3dBsB4k
>>24674513
dat bell ring tho
>>24673347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1trfojY8Y3z
>>24674719
it was my mom texting me, but i kept it in because i thought it was pretty on point
>>24673684
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zI5aSqWJgb
Man, I'm hungry. There was nothing to eat in the house so I ordered a large pizza and ate the whole thing: but I'm still starving. So I searched for something, anything, to eat. Couldn't find a thing. Not a slice of bread, not a cracker, not even a crumb. I scoured the cupboards, the fridge, the seat cushions, the floor, behind the stove---nothin' I had to look elsewhere.
That's when I ate my pride. It was too hard to bite or chew, so I swallowed it whole. Nearly choked on the damn thing, but I managed to get it down. It wasn't enough though, I wanted, needed more.
So I boiled my self-esteem. Each mouthful more bitter than the last. My stomach growled for more.
I whipped up a bowl of pity. Creamy and sweet, it went down easy.
Love? There hasn't been any of that around here for a long time. No, I stopped looking for that. Instead I drank my tears and belched my apologies.
Then I found a bit of hope. Stale and moldy as it was, I took a bite. That was a mistake, I couldn't keep it down. Just made room for more.
Confidence was a tasty morsel: meaty and juicy.
That was it. There was nothing left. I've eaten it all and it's left me so I can't get out of bed (having doubled and redoubled my size). But that's OK; I don't need to go anywhere. I'm not hungry, for now. Tomorrow it starts all over again.
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Dany did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again. She dreamt of her dead brother.
>>24674905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wb1L6hdQKY
>Son, the trick about life is knowing that you're not going to be happy. You need to know that in advance. You could waste a lot of time and mental energy trying to become happy, but you need to know right now it's not gonna happen. You will not become happy and then just stay that way. Never. Everybody's gonna tell you that if you're not happy you're doing something wrong, but it's not true. Those same people aren't happy either. A lot of them are probably trying to sell you something. Life isn't about maximizing your personal pleasure. If that's your attitude, you're treating life like it's a terminal illness, where you have to make the patient as comfortable as possible and then wait for them to expire. Life is hard. A lot of the people we admire had it the hardest. If you want to do something great, then it's going to be even more difficult. If you're unhappy, don't assume you've done something wrong. That's just what life feels like. Don't make it that much worse by blaming yourself.
Why are you always so down on yourself? You criticize yourself way too much. Why can't you see what I see? You're such a kind person. You're smart, talent, creative... always making me laugh (giggle)....*pause*
I know its hard to find the will to do what you have to do sometimes. I know you deal with a lot of pressure and stress, but I believe in you. I know you can get through it.
I love you because you're the type of person who can get anything done if you set your mind to it. So.. please.. don't beat yourself up. I can't bear to see you like this. I want you to be happy. When you're happy, I'm happy. I really care about you sweetie. *pause* if it counts for anything, just know that I'll always love you.
>>24668314
No.
your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
>>24675891
oh. darn.
>Hello. Fellow robot here, and I just have to say: I actually welcome the normals. They're quite an alright bunch and has done nothing but improve the quality of the poor of excuse of a board. I urge my people, accept the normies into your hearts and you will find happiness. Thank you Chads and Stacies for opening my mind with your enlightening advice and for brightening my life.
>>24676014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SsihH2HkBf
Here you go senpai
smhtbhfam i said to lateesha her nappy weave dangling down upon the floor my limp black cock as hard as a rock
>>24671108
>>24672809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ZySujx118
>>24668342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8d34rQwid
fuccbois
>>24668314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xnss2Pa4wq
>>24673347
Did this all in one take, so there's a stutter. Whatever.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s128HClZZcJ4
>>24668342
Thought I'd give this one a crack too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jSPbpurHUq
