>shy neckbeard who puts all of his time into his job
>creepy jew who like to make fun of the jew stereotype
>edgy skeleton who is a literal fedora tipper and preaches anarchy1111!
>weird punk chick who watches too much anime and smokes a LOT of pot
I don't have any people that I can actually call "friend"
I have one friend. I play vidya with him and it's pretty much all he does. He's attractive enough to be a chad but just doesn't for whatever reason.
>Girl who likes me
>Girl who I like
>Girl who used to like me and i used to like
>Girl who does sex stuff with me
Guys are mean
>49 year old ex-Deadhead missing a foot that's living with me. Really funny guy with great stories and a lot of similar music interests
>28 year old Mexican covered in tattoos who smokes a lot of pot and is constantly traveling to go see jam bands.
>23 year old redneck pothead that's really funny and we're always make fun of each other
>45 year old guy who loves drinking and partying who is also really funny and great to be around
>29 year old redneck combat veteran who carries a gun on him at all times but is really cool.
>28 year old thuggish black dude who loves anime
I'm only 22 but I get along with these guys far better anyone my age. Sucks I don't get to see them more because work
I don't have any friendslol not original
>>24652485
>>shy neckbeard who puts all of his time into his job
is this me?
>dyslexic guy who isn't very smart
>depressed heavy drinking hairy homosexual
>divorced vidya addict
>superficial grill who can sometimes be fun
My one and only friend is named Eric. Ive been his best friend since I was a baby.
He lives with his parents and is a neet like me.
He is a manchild but still really athletic somehow. He plays videogames too much though.
He isnt as smart or sentimental as I am so he avoids depression.
We both agree that when our parents die we will live together somewhere
>>24653122
Is your name Josh?
>>24652485
>tfw /pol/ack with multicultural group of friends
its a conflicting feel
>physics major roommate who understands my 4chan memes
>lanky mormon dude who's been wearing the same clothes for years
>guy with bad social anxiety who works online
>right wing guy who I used to do theater shit with in high school
my friends are mostly fellow stem majors, and i'm the only one who smokes weed erryday
>wannabee chad who still acts like its high school even though were in uni
>built/stocky manlet who is an alcoholic but hilarious
>creepy first generation russian kid who still brings up the fact he won 1st place in a karate tournament to try and intimidate people
>fembot who tries too hard to be a female gamer
>psychonaut friend who trips every weekend
>>24653302
>my 4chan memes
>chubby chaser who I talk about 'society going to hell' stuff with
>two guys I'm in a band with, both liberal hipsters one of which has a smoking hot gf, even though he's a total fucking pansy
I wouldn't even call the second two my friends per se.
>>24653249
Do you and Eric also fuck each others anuses?
>guy I've been very close friends with since middle school who went out of state for college and hasn't spoken to me since
>another guy I used to be close friends with that went out of state for college but now we only talk occasionally over skype, and even then it's only about mundane shit
>chad guy I knew from high school that fucks tons of bitches but has no friends. Also sells me weed.
>chad guy's friend/fuckbuddy(?) who is sort of cool but smokes all of chad's and my weed and never provides any
>>24653249
Simplistically Eric
>>24652485
I don't know since I don't have any.
>edgy skeleton who is a literal fedora tipper and preaches anarchy1111!
I think that is me.
>>24653429
>smokes all of chad's and my weed and never provides any
This is the worst kind of person
>>24653392
>playing music with people you hate
But why.
Adhd pothead with terrible impulse control
Goodie Goodie Jew with mild aspergers
Full fledged robot
Chad who does nothing but fish
>>24653520
I don't hate them.
I just wouldn't call them my friends.
>>24653419
No hes really religious. Makes me like him even more though. Hes too kiddish to take religion TOO seriously though, like he doesnt care about shoving it down my throat.
>>24652810
you have interesting friends m8. Im jelly
>28 year old thuggish black dude who loves anime
>tfw lost contact with my nigga, life's a lot less funnier without him
>>24652485
how much is to much?
when they visit you in your dreams or when you start talking to them?
> A crazy autist who was abused by his family, was an overachiever in elementary school and told me not to call him anymore after I stopped calling him for some time for him to vent after his craziness-attack
> A guy who was diagnosed with shizophrenia, stopped taking pills and seems like my exact opposite but we get along when we're drinking. A crazy shaman type of guy
> A girl who is my exact opposite and kinda had pity sex with me once. She is with chad now. I still respond when she texts me and i will for the rest of my life but i was never in love with her.
> My EX gf who's brain stopped developing (Puella Aeterna) and we got less and less common things to talk about. We're both single and don't have sex. She's kinda cool but i hardly imagine to have a succesfull Marriage with her.
> This new girl who is older than me i met on the Internet that has only gay friends and told me we should be friends and posts too much on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Snapchat. And nobody ever gives her responds or likes. I guess she should not be included in this.
> My cousin whom with I share similar interests with and musical taste. He is cool. Altough he struggles with OCD and acts weird and obsessive/irrational over stuff sometimes.
>depressed roided bodybuilder who works minimum wage job and lives with mom, probably browses on here
>wannabe chad who's had sex with at least 10 different girls
>guy who got kicked out of the navy due to depression and is going to community college, plays vidya (League mostly) all the fucking time
That's it
>Uruguayan Seth Rogen who makes vulgar jokes and is probably a little autistic, and a raging alcoholic at 19
>SJW communist lesbian who's the funniest
person I ever met, also a six foot Aryan Jewess
>Six-foot-six dude from the Virgin Islands, very laid back and polite
>Tiny nature boy who works in the Everglades, loves Civil War history and American folk music, and is spending the semester studying wildlife in the Galapagos
>>24652736
Appearance matters less than charm and charisma. Appearance can get you very, very far in life, but if you have no social skills it won't help you much.
On campus
>Fellow Sovietboo
Off campus
>Qt who is desu my oneitis
>Her bf who is my m8 tbhl (would never attempt to kek)
>Mexican guy who is trying to be engineer
>White guy who is trying to be engineer
>Our friend in the process of becoming a trap
>Other grill who is pretty unattractive tbqhwyl
>Guy who only hangs out with his gf and has abandoned us
>Qt grill who has hijacked Mexicanbros house to fuck a black goy
>>24653520
Can liberal hipsters even be friends with someone? These guys don't have feelings. Only social media XD
>>24652736
Appearance matters less than charm and charisma. Appearance can get you very, very far in life, but if you have no social skills it won't help you much.
>>24653292
You can try not being a /pol/tard
>>24652485
>Eccentric Englishman
>An actual robot
>A proto-chad wannabe that we all make fun off
That's it really
>>24652485
The kind that are not real.
>guy who always gets rejected because he is too creepy or too forward. Always talk about girls.
>girl who easily loses temper
>pet rat who I will never get tired of
Those are my friends
>>24654171
Note: Off campus is, like, 200 miles away for me, so I am very isolated from the latter group with the exception of long breaks.
>>24652485
>Muslim friend that plays up the stereotype all the time
>Pious as fuck, but funny as hell, doesn't care if you make fun of his religion
>Actively went up to scantily dressed girls in HS and called them infidel whores to their face
>Always played as Arab faction in Civ V
>Used to argue over the best empire, Me being British and he being Turkish
>Used to hang out after school, he'd buy shit tons of food. and we'd just laugh and chill out, cracking jokes and shit
>Actually said in politics class once that, "colonization was good for Australia", fucking triggering the whole class
Muhammad you top bloke, never fucking change man
>>24653669
I met all these crazy fuckers through kitchen jobs. Like for some reason that line of work just attracts the strangest and greatest people.
> neo nazi cyborg that is almost a Chad
> annoying autist I don't like very much, who doesn't attempt to hide power level
> over weight tumblr with bad taste in everything, but really good natured
None of them are friends, though
>>24654365
With eachother I mean
>>24652485
>jew who like to make fun of the jew stereotype
kek this was me in high school
>>24654396
Or with me
I don't know why I make things up....
>>24652485
>a former beta who is slowly turning into a normie Chad
>a beta Asian dude who hasn't changed since high-school in any way and buys tons of obscure Japanese vidya
>a beta white knight who wears hats all the time and plays tabletop rpgs with a group of friends
>a robot who doesn't know how to clean his room and doesn't know what personal hygiene is
There are a couple more, but these are the ones I feel closest to. I've known the first two most of my life.
>>24654462
Well rused, friend.
>>24652485
>Arab linebacker whose based as fuck
>skeleton mode normie with a land whale girlfriend
>literal robot schizophrenic
>Faggot with dyed hair and a hard-on for guitars and emo girls
>Girl who grew sick of being preppy.
>overly nice middle-upper class white chick with huge jugs
>obese Jewish computer nerd
>mr. I've-tried-every-drug-on-the-planet
I love and hate these people
I have none right now. Just out of curiosity, is it really a necessity that you treat your friends like shit?
>>24652485
>creepy jew guy. Named Michael?
>Normie here
>Normie there
NORMIE NORMIE EVERYWHERE REEEEEEEEEE
>>24654738
Nope his name is Daniel
>>24652485
>Overly anxious camera man, hipster super norm
>Extreme alcoholic/drug using/kinky sex superstar fat guy who tutors kids for money
>writer with a baby on the way, makes a living, DMs our rpg sessions
>Lady asian architect, beautiful and oblivious
>Another hard alcoholic/drug user who writes for VICE
>Mr. professor of Ivy league, also a hard drug user, comes from a rough past, extremely good person
>Jew guy former archaeologist who is now doing specialized manual work.
>Girl guitar player with too many tattoos
The only people I consider my friends, even if they don't have me in their top 5 list of friends, also we all know each other and hang out on teamspeak everyday:
>Slightly obese Chad that plays football and vidya, I also play football (not grassdive), constantly hang with him in real life for the last 6 months
>upper-middle class robot that is more autistic than me
>guy that is literally me if I was an unsuccesful Chad, also goes to the gym like me
>pseudo ghetto normie that lives almost next to me (not part of our teamspeak group)
That's literally only 3 people out of a group of >15 people.
>straight laced white kid
>diabetic wop that loves offending people especially womyn
>t*rk
>dropout dad bodded guy who loves to argue over everything just to piss people off
>gross Irish meathead all American lacrosse player
>good guy who is miserable all the time
>ghetto black guy at my university who plays smash with me
>jewish roomate
On campus:
>Chad-looking roommate who is completely autistic and spends his time browsing /b/; is a kek to his annoying SJW girlfriend
>KV who has never shaved and looks like Jesus, and he spends all of his free time on League
>Conservative who has OCD, but he's really the only person I can talk to about anything
>Good-looking bassist who has a girlfriend back home
>Communist CS major who only has sex with international students because no white girls will notice him
Off Campus:
>Nigger drop out who used to be a good friend, but I've only talked to him online for the past three years
>Childhood friend with really bad teeth and he smells like shit
>A few townie potheads
I guess I don't have it too bad, but I still feel really lonely for some reason.
>>24652485
>smart autistic asian
>weird/fun autistic asian
>mix of the previous two asian
>>24652485
Friends at uni
>>Shy, sweet, nerdy af (Dr Who+anime watching, fanfiction reading, cosplaying),140cm Indian med student. Lovely girl, albeit with self-esteem issues and completely career focused. Would convince any girl-hating robot that they're not all bad if you ever got to know her. I've no doubt she's going to save the lives of more people than a robot meet in their life
>>Tall, 10/10, /fit/, unbearably fashionable, gay medstudent who wears Boss and Armani to the hospital thanks to his modelling gigs. Great friend and fun to be around but a complete utter gossipy bitch and only gets away with be as arrogant as he is because being a fag somehow makes it 'funny'. Get two shots in him and he'll strip off and start doing handstand pushups in the bar
>> Another medstudent, another bitch but one with 10/10 legs and the sweet moe face of an angel ... or an actress - I've never seen anyone who can so perfectly control the expression on her face and she can perform miracles with a pout. Spends most of her time gossiping with above.
>>Genius jewish medstudent. Just a genuinely nice guy. Always eager to help out. The study notes he posts on facebook have been the only thing sto>>Friendly, funny musciaapping more than a few students failing. Has been asnwering the hardet questions tutors can throw at him since first year. Going to be one successful motherfucker and totally deserves it. Somehow finds the time to volunteer with a charity and play cello in the uni orchestra .Has a sweet Asian gf who is equally nice.
I don't have friends anymore really but I used to be friends with four guys from school
>weird Asian who nobody else would be friends with
>fat nintendo fanboy
>perfect caricature of a jew, always doing politics and shit (liberal)
>somewhat normal kid who only hangs out with us because we've known him forever so he feels obligated to
once everyone went off to college they all found new friends so I'm alone now
>>24655409
Rockclimbing and tg/crew
>>Friendly, funny, adorable musician who spends any time she's not playing an instrument either climbing a cliff, bowhunting, organising picnics or pulling some ManicPixieDreamGirl shit (but in a good way). WouldGF/10 even with the tats.
>>Nerdy - loves her Dr Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock and anything like that. Absolute Stacie. 70% chance she'll be pouting into her phone at any given moment. Must take at least an hour to get her hair and make-up done in the mornings even if we're just going fucking rockclimbing. 8/10 body - no tits to speak of but dat thigh gap and dem legs. Works as a promoter for some nightclub or some shit. Great fuck but hated me ever since she found out I was in a relationship when we were hooking up.
>>Nerdy, unemployed CompSci grad, incredible climber. Loves the technical side of climbing and I've seen him scale some routes I would have said were impossible.
>>Nice guy. Great friend but worst luck with women. Studying teaching, will probably get pushed around by highschool chads.
>>Drunken carpenter. Makes a fucking fortune because Australia+trades=$$$. Drunk or high most of the time I've known him. Ned Kelly beard. Kinda irritating personality tbhfam. Maybe he's just too Chad for me. Know's Thailand and Indonesia like the back of his hand - we've had some good holidays there and he goes back like 3-4 times a year.
>>24655409
why are med students all literally perfect 10/10 Chads?
>>24655409
>>24655441
Did you really take the time to type this all out? Did you really use double arrows in your greentext? Jesus Christ anon you're a joke
>>24652485
>Foreign exchange student from Ukraine who has an obsession with western cartoons
>Cuban guy who sucks dick at video games, worships Trump, and browses /pol/ all day
>edgy fedora who's always starting shit about muh dark ages and feminism
>jew who doesnt follow any of the rules in the torah and is terrible at finances
>chemical engineer who never goes home from work, I only see him through skype
>failed normie who's a perpetual grad student
>depressed stoner chick
>the guy I buy weed from
I have a few friends that would probably fit right in on /b/ because he's really into gore and sick videos but not in an edgy way he's just kinda mentally out there. Cool guy. We're in a band together. He used to do lots of harsh drugs but now only does less hardcore drugs like coke and basic stuff like weed. He's probably my one true friend. Everyone else is a circumstantial friendship based on nothing except geographical convenience and work. If I quit the band or my job I would lose everyone in those circles because I have zero incentive or interest in continuing what little we had, which ranges from nonexistent to insufficient.
>>24655487
Only like 95% of the course. I've never understood how so many manage to be so fucking talented at music, art or sport as well as passing med and getting wasted twice a week.
I see them very rarely in person since I became NEET again but these are the ones who probably still qualify as friends until contact is inevitably lost.
>Mostly normie guy I used to work with who goes to lots of festivals/gigs, socialises and integrates well but doesn't lack the self-awareness of most normies. To my knowledge, he is still busted up over the end of a long-term relationship. Can get sex.
>Guy similar to myself in bizarreness but is still able to enjoy his hobbies unlike me. Virgin, has anxiety and browses 4chan (doesn't like r9k).
>Previous manager from work who is reddit as fuck but can have a laugh chatting to now and again, usually just ribbing each other where I'll call her a slag or something. She's almost 10 years older and as far as I know still fancies the first friend I listed.
>Guy I haven't seen in a while from college. NEET for almost 2 years after quitting uni, I can have some good discussions with him occasionally as we have some similar interests/views but he's pretty fedora tipping and has trouble admitting he's wrong in any way which gets on my tits.
>Old school friend who barely qualifies as we don't talk much and it's only through facebook, but he's pretty normie. Has a gf, is into cars and stuff and browses 4chan (one of those guys who pretty much only goes on /b/ though)
I guess that's it.
>>24655409
Do you go to UGA? The Indian girl sounds a lot like one of my friends.
>>24654980
>alcoholic/drug using/superstar fat guy who tutors kids for money
Is his name Jack?
I've got
>A neckbeard who actually thinks being a gentleman gets you laid
>An introvert
>a guy who manages to get laid somehow
>a guy who acts like /fit/ and /pol/ (the later ironically) and is aryian as fuck
>some girl who I call a whore because it's funny to see her get annoyed
>a super awkward guy
>an Egyptian
>an Indian who can poo in loo
>a scrawny jew
absolutely no friends .....
>>24652485
>autist who is cool to talk to and spergs when he loses in smash bros in a funny way
>Chad who's pretty cool but kind of a showoff and a know it all
>pothead indie kid who is fun to be around and kind of shy
I had a bigger circle but haven't hung out with the others in 5 months, this circle is the one I hang out with and am closest to.
>>24653292
You don't have to be racist to hold /pol/ tier beliefs.
>a starving artist friend who has never had a job and has no car. talks about how he has to do "things" but never does. I think he might be gay or bi which is OK but I wish he wouldn't try to make me do weird things
>other friend is a starving history student who constantly complains about not having a gf and being gay. has all these cool ideas but doesn't commit to one so they all fail
>retail wage kuk high school drop out. really down to earth but isn't really interesting. really into gaming so he's fun to talk to
>older guy I used to work with. pretty much chad but has settled down
>>24652485
>childhood bro who works out, goes to goth night with me and complains about his gf
>spiderman comic collecting fantasy football bro
>online best friend going on 10 years, LARPer, full blown autist
I mostly hang out with my sister on the daily but I have a wide circle of people who know me and claim to be my friends. Being attractive has its perks I guess.
>white, morbidly obese, spent $2000 on tf2, alcoholic
>brown, morbidly obese, owns every COD+DLC, alcoholic
>white, morbidly obese, 10 years on runescape, alcoholic
Having friends is wonderful
>>24656023
'fraid not m8. But nerdy, Indian, self-esteem issues and career-focused probably describe most the girls in med.
>tfw your friends know too much about you
Time to retreat.
>>24652485
>Loveable hairy guinea comics enthusiast
>Manlet sociopath anime addict
>Ex-socially awkward skeleton that's turnin into a normie now
>Drawfag with low self-steem even tough girls fall for him
>Bro-tier pothead with a napoleonic complex
>insane black girl who thinks black men are the most desireable but doesn't see that the girls who date out are literal trash
>extra slutty and flamboyant gay male who does hair and likes to fuck men who are bicurious but outwardly straight
>Indian girl who is going places in life but really nice and knows a lot about the world
>alpha female Stacy Indian girl who is dating betamax engineering masters student
>>24656098
hey dude just a tip, highlight a post before quickreplying to it, 4chan will auto-greentext the highlighted region for you
Holy fucking shit, this thread needs to be nuked.
I don't really have friends anymore but I will post the friends I had in high school
Friend group 1
>tall lanky guy I'd known since middle school. Obsessed with shin megami tensei and fire emblem. Weird as fuck but still managed to get a hot girlfriend senior year
>less nerdy guy I was also good friends with, was very funny and is an aspiring filmmaker
Friend group 2
>I was basically impressed into this group because they thought that me being quiet was hilarious
>orthodox jew who did nothing but smoke weed, fuck his chubby girlfriend, and commit minor crimes. he actually kept kosher and didn't do anything saturdays
>a guy who looked like if jesus had the body of an olympic weightlifter. could always be found eating things and smoking weed
>a skinny, ratty looking guy that wanted to be a career criminal
>this one stupid fat fuck who lied about literally everything. He once tried to frame us in a drug related-offence within the school (it's a funny story if anyone wants to hear it) but we got out of it. also was legendary for how bad he smelled
>6"7 massive ogre neckbeard who is balding at 21 and does nothing but play videogames and buy airsoft guns
>chubby ginger sexual deviant who also plays videogames and buys airsoft guns
>extremely handsome Russian guy who doesn't drink and doesn't know what he wants in life
>short, skinny Ethiopian, does nothing but study and work, complete animal when he's drunk
>>24653292
Someone commented about this earlier, and it was along the lines of
>Racist assumptions about a black person instantly dispelled as soon as they act like a decent human being
This is basically what you're looking at
>beautiful friend who likes fighting games and legend of zelda a little too much, hates physical contact with anyone, barely lets you touch him even after knowing him for a long time, would get all the pussy if he wasn't so nit picky about girls
>black robot who knows he is a beta but he proudly embraces it, a complete weeb and a furry, is extremely perverted and racist but is hard to hate
>8/10, another weeb who likes comics as much as anime, she is short and chubby but is fun to be around, she is really loud and forceful in public but in private she is really submissive and shy, also my gf
>unemployed trap trying to "make it as an artist"
>guy fucking trap, pizzaboy, waiting for his app to "make it big"
>girl who likes me, cute but severely mentally ill
>>24652485
>friends
>implying
>a quiet guy that i dont know much about, pretty short
>a tall guy that is a walking cringe and tries to be "cool" by sometimes surfing 4chin. He's got a grill and i think its cool and all but he's somewhat "innocent" and acts as if she is too
>>24652485
All my friends exist behind the internet. I used to have a few real life ones but they are turning more internet.
How do I find real life friends? I go to a university but it's kind of an autistic university full of losers much worse than any robot.
>>24652485
>a young 20s cyborg chef
>a young 20s failed normie game designer
>a teenage robot NEET genius with aspergers
>a mid 20s cyborg politician
>a young 20s robot artist
>a teenage robot NEET musician with aspergers
>a teenage normie college student
>tall skinny white rich kid, into beer and football and video games. Best friends with me, really cool guy
>above's gf, really chill skinny redhead that hates feminists
>very smart guy, has a strange history with drugs and has motivation problems but does well in school, can drink more than anyone I've ever met
>short virgin, really self depreciating, plays a lot of lol
>huge hockey guy, loves to party and just do lots of cool stuff
>Eastern European stoner, ridiculously intelligent
>thick Filipino girl, very kind
>6'4" furfag, whom I love like an actual fucking brother
>Mophead, rat-teeth guy, same size as me
That's it.
>>24652485
>seriously /fit/ manlet that pretends to be dangerous
>normie-in-denial vet student
>gambling-addict semipro soccer player
>socially retarded NEET that PMs me hentai
>guy that is literally all day on his phone and hangs out once a month
>edgy black guy who wears trenchcoats and listens to slipknot
>self deprecating, mildly overweight greek guy who's very right wing
>gay irish guy who's very well spoken and polite
That's it.
>obese weeb that has dropped out of 2 careers already
>obese weeb's equally obese tumblrina sister
>2 meter tall viking looking guy that plays smash and monster hunter all day
>obese deaf guy that plays smash all day with number 3
>viking guy girlfriend. kinda weeb, preschool teacher
>really fucking tall lanklet that plays smash and pokemon
>lanklet's gf. doesnt do shit
>skinny guy with glasses and shit hair that never hangs out
some of them are pretty good friends and the others only hang out sometimes.
Amici mei nulli sunt.
This thread just reminds me of how much I need to meet new people. Never mind how 99.5% of them aren't worth the effort.
>friend who is still hung up on a girl he dated in highschool, its 2 years later, were 20
>manlet who acts like were in highschool
>skeleton whos edgy and plays watches anime
>kid who is obsessed with buffy and bleaches his hair every 2 weeks and wears a lather trechcoat where ever we go
all of us are going on a roadtrip to the goldcoast next week
betas gone wild
>>24653520
It's the dysfunctional family you choose!
Can someone be a robot if they have friends?
>chad, the dude fucks a lot and he's popular af, i get to hang with him cause we're friends since we were 8.
>neckbeard dude, he's pretty much reddit, but he's a good person, like the kindest person i think i know.
>some drunk polish dude with whom i used to spend every weekend with, but the fucker left for australia for 1 year.
>some angry fag who's funny
>some guy who smokes and drinks too much
>a fucking nolife, playing p2w games like hardcore.
i think that's it
I like how you guys don't have anything positive to say about your friends.You guys should say good qualities of your friends along with the bad.
>slightly awkward Mac DeMarco-looking motherfucker who was the best guitar player I've ever met and left to study engineering in quebec
>average-looking, super smart (probably aspie) hacker who's semi-famous on the internet and whom several companies are trying to recruit
>big, kind-hearted but very shy guy from la Reunion I play street fighter with
>half-japanese dude who talks somewhat ghetto, is really into soccer and has recently flown to japan to translate a documentary
>bipolar curly-haired chick who's very social but ditzy and is going to fly to brazil in a few days to travel with a circus act
>short anarchist punk dude who probably had some sort of growth problem who I play D&D with
>middle-aged weird-uncle-tier guy also in my d&d group
>>24659990
No. Don't believe the normies.
Smart university students who all use way too much alcohol + a priest who uses way too much alcohol.
>>24652562
Tbqh, a-are you me?
>Peruvian slacker with shared hobbies. Also in good terms with his other 4-5 siblings
>Columbian former chad who got his daily ration of stacies but now is a loyal family father/musician
>Columbian cook and childhood friend who lives in France for a living
And a bunch of acquaintances/work colleagues I wouldn't call friends, but with whom is not bothersome to mingle from time to time
>>24652485
Would watch your sitcom, at least one episode.
>fiance who is crazy about me, basically me with boobs
>know it all, reddit obsessed bartender with a gf who hates me
> drugged up super depressed/hilarious artist
>crazy girl who thinks she's a dragon
>super religious Christian who helped me through a rough patch of depression
> brilliant spergy virgin who worships hunter s Thompson and dresses like a 50's greaser
>my bandmates
> some girl in Nebraska who collaborates with me on poetry/music crap every now & then
> music snob who is like a brother to me
> two hs bros who still who I still get together with to play vidya and drink with
>my folks
> a few drinking buddies
I feel lucky, robots.
>>24652810
>tfw no moe anime nigger
>zzyz incarnate, most attractive guy i know. pulls girls i could only dream of. wants to hop freight trains and live in the wilderness.
>black guy with 10/10 music taste. my roommate. drops acid with me sometimes.
>straight edge ginger, been my friend since 4th grade. really reserved about personal stuff. short temper. goes backpacking with me and zzyz.
>zzyz' older brother. dropout, smokes 1/8 a day, professional smash player. doesn't give a fuck about anything. hilarious and a genuinely nice person.
> other roommate, basically reddit the person. likes EDM way too much. nice guy, but not a good conversationalist and awful with girls
> rich korean american girl. very spoiled. hang out with her because she's a 9 and hooks me up with her hot fiends
>brilliant guy who i can get philosophical with. lurks 4chan and plays vidya nonstop. makes more money between that than i ever will.
>>24652485
>fat, sad loser who never fucked a girl except for hookers and loves political conspiracies
>Philistine who keeps every weekand sitting at home and works too much
>edgy dude who just wants to chill and aint give a fuck, kinda quiet and philistine too
>Obnoxious, over-selfconfident (but also overcompensating), loud asshole kind of Chad who is an alcoholic with mental issues
most my friends are thugs
rest are hipsters
>lefties
>potheads
>leftie potheads
>insecure qt that fights for my attention
>virgin fembot that i make out sometimes with
>fat guy
Im kinda right wing but they still like me even tho i call them out on their leftie bullshit from time to time
I miss my slavbros
>>24660152
Why are you even here you normie fuck? Does it give you pleasure to laugh at us or something? Just fuck off.
Never move in with your friends unless you have no other option. Worst decision of my life.
>>24660371
Fucking shit wrong webm. no sound my ass fuck that shit.
>fat narcissist ex jew guy I don't know why I'm still friends with
>scrawny indian guy, very loyal, we plan to be friends for live
>nice whitewashed black chick who always knows how to calm you down
>lesbian with ptsd, we've both told many secrets to each other
>depressed chinese chick, all we talk about is feelings
>mentally ill, but loving tumblr chick
I've lost a few over the past year. Just noticed that most of my friends are female. I'm a gay guy.
>one mulatto guy who likes samurais and anime and goes to raves doing cocaine and all sorts of shit all week
>fat neckbeard who recently has a girlfriend and tries to sort his life out
>skinny tall neckbeard who's an otaku that did japanese studies that thinks Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is the best anime
>fat short iranian guy who bangs tons of cuties but his personality is all droopy and depressed
>>24652810
/introverts/ will never feel this feel
>>24652485
>only one friend
>Been friends since middle school
>He is still stuck on high school mindset in some things but it's fine
>Im the mature and "smart guy" and he is my jolly sidekick
>>24652485
>Edgy white communist manlet
>skinny brown kid who hates anime and loves vidya
>bipolar qt Burmese chick who's obsessed with anime.
>absolute madman fat Japanese guy who smokes everyday and drinks every night.
>>24652485
>30 year old artist
>29 year old dj/musician
Both are making very good money out of the things they are passionate about.
I on the other hand skip between low paid menial jobs.
We've all moved away from our home city but still meet up a couple of times a year. Though I am starting to feel like an incongruous element in the group.
>>24652485
I have only two friends desu
>23yo stoner studying economics, who believes he's always right and gets offended by any criticism towards him. He's a dickhead most of the time but deep inside has a good heart. I think he may be schizophrenic.
>24yo bioengineering student, tall motherfucker with long hair, always wears flipflops. He loves arguing about meaningless stuff such as anime and videogames but still somehow has an active social life; great guy overall.
Then there's my step-sister, who's a 28yo fashion student who loves zombies and videogames, but I wouldn't consider her a 'friend' since I'm deeply in love with her...
>>24652485
I've got two freinds
Ones just as passionless about everything as me and we're essentially the same person
The other ones a girl I should have cut contact with years ago but was too busy being beta, I want to fuck her
> 22 yr old skinnyfat guy who is good at drawing/painting but lacks any sort of conficence in him, is probably deprsesed and has problems getting part time jobs as a student, so he constantly has no money ( thinking about it, he would make a great robot, but he doesn't visit 4chan)
> 22yr old who is pretty much normie and my best bro, likes cars and we share same interests, had a terrible car accident in wich he almost died (was even dead for some seconds - claimed by doctors), but survived it with some broken ribs, cracked spine vertebras and headaches
> 26 yr old, typical normie, good looking, fit, gf, job, girls love him, cool as fuck, same mindset
> 24 yr old, slightly fat, drinks alot because gf left him now, overall good guy
> 22 yr old lanklet, has engineering job, is doing well in life
others are just average normies
friends.. uhh..
>environmental science grad i've known since high school. doing conventionally well in life but he seems troubled. good bro though.
>poli sci grad, will probably end up working with the government, as he's done a lot of internships with them. good guy, we drink together sometimes. known since high school.
>gay friend since high school that i play league with. moved across the country so that's how we stay in touch.
>former drug dealer turned computer science graduate who sometimes still does drugs. known since early childhood. a lot more fun than me but i get the sense that he's settling down. good guy, definitely.
>girl i met on 4chan recently that i am not attracted to at all, but is one of the only people i can talk to about anime. pretty cool.
>depressed guy in a game dev program i knew. keeps saying he's gonna do stuff but never does
>girl i met in game dev program, seems to be perpetually troubled in life. game dev doesn't seem to suit her but i hope for the best. is a good person, we hang out now and again.
and then there's me. sorta going after some sort of dream. 23 and behind, very behind, in the conventional sense
None of these are that close to me anymore, but here's who I'd consider the closest friends I have:
>Manlet nerdy guy who works a lot and is the definition of a 4chan user. 30 year old White/Asian mix who is married to some fat chick.
>Manlet chad who is a total dudebro, but he's pretty cool to chill with. Like 24 year old white guy dating some Indian chick.
>Womanlet college student girl who's pretty nice and funny, but imo unattractive. Like 20 year old white girl dating some neckbeard fedora.
>Vegan girl who pushes her agenda on everyone but otherwise is okay. Like 22 year old white girl who is single.
And no, I'm not a manlet. Just funny how most of them are.
>>24652485
>smart white racist robot pal
>wagekek idiot pal
>half-nigger pothead wagekek pal
>literal nigger /pol/ pal that constantly spouts memes
>narcissist pal that gets mad at everyone
I'm the neet faggot among us
>vegan programmer that loves board games. he moved to a different county and now I only see him when he comes back to visit his family.
>redhead weeaboo that wants to live in japan. he's an utter cunt but a great source of banter. over the summer we used to go swimming together but I haven't hang out with him for months now.
that's it honestly. you lot with a active social circle don't know how lucky you are.
>Roast friend
>Car friend
>Pony friend
>Drugs friend #1
>Drugs friend #2
>Childhood friend #1
>Childhood friend #2
>Childhood friend #3
>Female friend who is a literal misaki but am too autistic to take hints so friendzoned myself
>>24661841
I'm gonna kek your misaki away from you
>24 y/o normie little shitskin cousin, who is a normie with a gf of 3 years, he has a xbox one which we play when i go to his apartment
>23 y/o faggots shitskin who is from my economy class major, he's a keynesian plebeian, but he's funny
>25 y/o slut white girl, who has a boyfriend now, because "i need to settle, i'm kinda old already", but she's cool
>22 y/o shitskin biology majoring guy, who is a manlet like me, he probably has autism, but we have too much in common, he's tsundere as fuck though
>fat funny jew who shares my sense of humor and point of view on most things (best friend)
>ultra-driven business stoner who cares only about making money and smoking weed
>hipster science grad student who's narcissistic and bangs lots of hot girls because of it. (don't even know why we're still friends)
>somewhat right wing blonde girl who is down to earth, gets me and is my closest platonic female friend
>whitish hispanic girl who is popular but totally crazy and I never really wanted much to do with her but recently found out she has a huge crush on me.
But I moved across the country and I only rarely get to talk to them online. I basically have no friends now and I don't know how to make friends outside college.
>Psych major not really sure what he wants to do after Uni
>Soon to be Engineer with no direction and lots of apathy
>Drop-Out who is into DnD and other stuff of that nature, autistic knowledge of that sort of stuff.
>Engineering student about 1-2 years from graduating. Autistically good at car related stuff
>Wannabe professional thief and assassin for hire. Charismatic makes any outsider feel involved in the group
>guy who sneaks into people's houses during weekends
>dude who is only one among my group of friends who has a gf but thinks all women are whores (except his gf)
>the anime guy who is expert on urban warfare
>the big guy who shit talks way too much but is deeply depressed because no gf
>>24652485
>dude nearing 30 who lives with his parents, unsuccessfully hits on underaged girls, and smokes weed all the time, and also generally hangs with young people, I'm his oldest friend and I'm 23
>19 year old virgin NEET who spends all his time playing video games and smoking weed with above friend, since they're neighbors
>his older sister, ex-Navy, currently a dirty fujoshi weeb
>old Puerto Rican bus driver, spunky little dude who also smokes a lot of weed
>straight edge martial artist conspiracy theorist
>nerd who quit his engineering job to come back home and work at McDonald's again
>aging goth chick, 26 years old, which is 50 in goth years
>26 year old semi-alcoholic who hates his parents and has sex with anything that moves
>32 year old racist who spends all his money on online porn after getting his first computer last year
>25 year old American who has KKK memorabilia in his house, collects old swords
>24 year old whore who is hot as fuck but has had more pricks than a dartboard
>23 year old Aspergers guy who would be chad as fuck if he was at all socially capable
We're an odd bunch.
>>24654492
Fuck off tripcode-faggot
>>24660371
wat happened? pls respond
>someone who is pretty much my doppelganger. We project onto each other and figure out our personality flaws through it. Ends up being dysfunctional at times due to us both being sociopathic sexual deviants. I once jacked off in front of him while having a casual conversation.
>a couple I really want to have a threesome with. One of them's a dark and handsome sociology prof. The other is a girl with whom there's mutual attraction but the timing was never right. While I was having a psychotic episode she was making weird implications that she wanted to cheat and it killed me because she WAS someone who gave me faith in humanity. He cites sexual jealousy as a reason against a threesome. This makes NO sense to me because I am a virgin Neet with ED. I even offered to blow him first but apparently that makes it worse. Normies, amirite?
>Our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ
>a guy who smoked a lot of pot and took a few too many blows to the head and now, despite being somewhat of a polymath, is considered retarded by quite a few because he slurs his speech.
>a guy with PDD (sperg) and major depressive disorder with tattooed arms and piercings. He shares his meds, huffs white out and makes raps.
I have a pretty wide circle but those are five people I would do almost anything for.
>>24662152
Sorry, six.
I figured I could exclude J'Crizzy from that last part because I couldn't out-martyr that guy if I were a Japanese WW2 vet who joined Isis.
22 years old, bit overweight uni student. Plays Dota 2, collects 40K and listens mainly power metal.
His 20 year old little brother that I work with in same place, same interests as above.
23 skellington with glasses studying in polytechnic, Dota 2, 40K and whatever is on radio for music
21 old, bald skellington had really bad hair so he cut it all away. Also in polytechnic, professional procrastinator though. Dota 2, 40K and bit of everything when it comes to metal.
And finally me 22 years old, long haired skinny hippie who likes Red Orchestra 2 and TF2 and listen Doom and Stoner metal. No interest in Dota 2 and 40K.
Cant outmatch our combimed autism.
>an indian guy who sold his dog for an xbox and routinely calls actual black people the n word
>a tall, dark, autistic guy who researches flags and is so deep into the cumsock subreddit he is clawing it's anus
>a kind of popular girl who is a secret oddball and hides her pokemon card collection. she has mew.
>a guy with black hair and a very long face who dislikes anything that moves, and assists me with meme renegade activities
I'll only mention my best friends, also we all live in the same street (about 150m radius)
>21y old stoner chad raver that I knew my whole life, shares interests and went to same highschool and now college with me
>24y old NEET gamer that is smart as fuck but so lazy that it hurts
>21y old fat wannabe chad guy, really kind and friendly but always lies about fucking sluts and isn't too smart
>23y old robot personality guy that is currently writing a book, he's weird and even though I know him for like 10 years I still haven't figured him out
>23y old friend that came out gay recently, he's travelling the world and while stupid as a brick he's most likely to succeed in life
>>24652485
>>weird punk chick who watches too much anime and smokes a LOT of pot
legit this senpai
>25yr old guy who looks like a crackhead due to energy drinks and xbone 24/7
>25yr old ghetto white girl who likes me, but says nigga and boo every other word
>22yr old /blackbot/ who talks about how he hates niggers and hoodrats
>29yr old hot feminine lesbian who smokes weed 24/7
>18yr old Mormon guy who loves runescape that invites me to his church a lot.
I don't have any friends
origami comment
>>24652485
>mfw I am a shy neckbeard edgy skeleton who puts all of his time into his job
>>24652485
>my best friend a mexican manlet who did track and still has big calves because he runs 8 miles a day
>a pudgy black kid who stayed friends with me when a mutual friend turned on me. Smokes weed
>a rapper kid who acts xd random
>a manlet college dropout who likes to get shitfaced and is /fa/
>a factory owner who is overweight and doesnt really got many friends except for his gym friends which is me and two fucktards
>a really smart older guy who everyone suspects is on roids and actually is just big. Has a really interesting past and usually tells me about it or gives me advice.
>a black kid who likes basketball who looks like bob marley with a square head
>above black kids friend
>a black kid who did football with me and now wants to own a barbershop
>a kid who knows alot about shoes and hair. Kinda pissy but Im not picky
>another football player who everyone loves to talk to. Banter king next to me.
>a kid who likes cigarettes and is going to be army ranger
>a kid we make fun of for liking cigarettes and is like eminem except a little richer and no rap talent.
>fat neckbeard who i regularly game and watch anime with because both our lives are empty
>fat tranny who i used to date, but we are growing further apart each day cuz shes tumblrite now
My life is depressing
>>24652485
>Good looking, smart, talented friend, somehow not a chad but could slay poos if he tried
>Outgoing overly social party goer, casual drug taker and alchohol drinker. Unless he is playing CSGO, skyrim or sleeping. Majoring physics with me, good guy, but probs doesnt slay as much as anon 1 could
> Tall, 7/10 basketball player, also plays CS but watches chinese cartoons. Way too dedicated to basketball, even though he knows it wont develop. Rarely slays, despite being OK looking, hes a bit of a socail autist. Will probs do computing at UNI and go into his parents business
>7/10 Tall lanky guitar player, listens to and plays screamo, plays CS, not too smart, does photography, doesnt slay multiple poonay because he has a long term GF who is also about 7/10
>5/10 medium height half thai half dutch. Dumb as fuck, shit at CS, doesnt play an instrument, funny as fuck and lifts, still not a chad though.
>Medium height 8/10 brazilian RIG who rows, watches animu and slays pus, basically my idol. Also pretty smart.
If you're wondering why all my friends are guys its because I went to an all boys high school and these guys are pretty much my best friends, despite being 'friends' with a lot of girls at UNI.
>>24654582
its a sign that you are close enough to someone that its alright to make fun of them
>>24652485
>Nicest guy in the whole world who wants to be a doctor and save lives. Also a redneck.
>Gamer
>Casual gamer, pc bro
>Preachy sjw kek with no self esteem and some mental issues
>Korean
>20-something normie get-rich-quick type who keeps pestering me to build him a bitcoin mining rig, he's also my main weed man and is otherwise pretty chill
>22yo 'rave grrrl' whore who calls me in the middle of the night to beat up dealers she owes money to, no justification for this one its as bad as it sounds but i am working on ending this bullshit
>19yo chad who unintentionally killed himself by ODing on benzos and was brought back in the ER, he didn't change and is now on track to do the same with uppers this time, i give zero fucks and try to avoid him
>30-something operator-as-fuck dude that partakes in the herbal jew on occasion, he's a bit weird but pretty chill, offers me a beer every time i come by, and likes to talk about guns and music allot which i don't mind, he's the go-to guy when shit hits the fan
>24yo guitarist for a local /shugazi/ project, we get along great but the band hates me cuz she's always hitting me up for weed during their practice sessions, recently she offered to give me lessons in exchange for a discount which i'm honestly considering cuz she's single and seems chill so it might be worth a shot
>20-something unironic socialist sperglord, he doesn't seem to have many friends and is new to tha streetz so i sell him schwag for the price of prime chronic, he doesn't seem to be able to tell the difference or is too beta to say anything, but he smokes more than anyone else so i need him around
>55-ish psychiatrist, very formal no-bullshit type lady, always has a scale ready when i come by, doesn't chat, don't really have an opinion of her
>40-something farmer dude, always comes into town and meets me in his pickup, insists we light up a blunt every time and often go for burgers after, he's chill as fuck but doesn't smoke very often
mfw pretty content with where i am right now.
>>24652485
>overly obnoxious gay pride brownskinned guy who loves muscular dad bod men
>ex military female i used to have sex with while in military who has a family and a shit husband
>exmil friend from same unit, chill guy, likes beer, working cyber security civilian sector
>exmil friend, small manlet, black wife who treats him well, works construction and is very aggressive to offset his manletness
>friend from highschool, artist, trouble getting art job after graduating, play games with, hang out, once in a blue moon I wingman for him, very low self esteem, almost 7 foot tall
>gf, 22, very short, loli like body, cooks for me, takes care of me when sick, not fat, attractive, awesome ass, loli tits, higher sex drive than me so I am happy
>few others but they arent important
Jesus christ so many normalfaggots. I'm actually losing hope in /r9k/. This is fucking ridiculous.
I have literally zero friends
>best friend since high school, alcoholic and regular drug user
>his gf, uses the same drugs and drinks too
>another girl, we used to fuck but now she's got a bf
We spend most our time together drinking or doing coke and weed
>chubby NEET who just got his first job at 24 and is lazy as fuck, but is still a cool guy and is into a lot of the same vidya ,tv shows and sports as me
>dude I met from /v/ who is just as much of a nerd as me but doesn't hide his powerlevel as much. One of the only people I can talk about old/obscure video games with
>hippie/stoner chick I've been friends with since highschool.
She's not really either of those but It's the closest description I can come up with. She smokes weed, has dyed hair and tattoos, and likes Bernie Sanders. She's a good friend but doesn't really like doing anything other than watching shitty TV so it can get boring being around her sometimes. Also she's a girl and a lot more outgoing than me so I tend to meet a lot of people through her.
>>24662977
Friendzoned level 9001
This is a cool thread, it's interesting to just see a short description of people. I have a couple close friends but wish I could be more social and connect with people more. It's always been hard but it's basically impossible now that I'm out of college...
>>24652485
I know nobody will actually read this and rate it, but I think this is a pretty cool idea for a thread.
In my hometown:
>Skinny chain-smoking gamer. Funny guy, but extremely aloof. Works a landscaping job and spends his free time smoking pot, playing vidya and watching cartoons. Eats nothing but junk food. Somehow still alive.
>Adult scene kid who can't find his break. Constantly moving from one failing metalcore band to another, works fast food/dishwasher type jobs to keep himself afloat. Still a great guy who'll do anything for his friends.
>Another adult scene kid. Slightly more successful than the other one. Has a relatively successful prog metal band. Is the kind of stoner who preaches political views he's formulated exclusively from facebook memes.
>Weed dealer. Cocky, but insecure. Loves to gossip. Strangely enough, also an incredible chef.
>Rags-to-riches type of guy. Came from a family of addicts and welfare queens, made himself into the model stand-up man. Loves construction, working out and fantasy movies/shows.
In college:
>Drummer/writer from a successful Hollywood family, but it would be nearly impossible to guess that. Loves jazz and any genre that begins with "progressive". Very easy-going, fun guy. Impossible to not get along with.
>Emotionally volatile feminist. Impossible to tell whether she's actually angry or not.
>21 year old soccer mom, minus the kids. The epitomal product of picket fence upper-class suburbia. Drives a mini-van. Dates somebody I can only describe as the young prototype of a PTA dad.
>Soft-spoken poetess. Obsessed with stream-of-consciousness literature. Almost always has a very intense look on her face. Dates drummer boy.
In Europe:
>Extreme nihilist. Always ready to provide a detailed, well-cited criticism of anything regarding Western culture.
>>24652485
>manlet whose obsessed with the movies business and want to be a director
>giant normie that gets our sense of humor and is pretty chill
>asian with personality of cardboard who serves to bring out better qualities in giant
>they're all online and haven't had any friends in real life since middle school
I should just leave this place and go to wizchan
I have a ton of friends because my name is Chad Thunderkek you fuckin' NEETz
>Chad, he's a good bro, if we were in a Pokemon game he'd be the rival
>Feminist try hard, I fucked his oneitis, I doubt he ever really forgave me
>Work horse, works and drinks himself to death, great guy though
>Goliath, 6'6 guy with black belt, his feet are also 14. He's extremely depressed..and he plays xbox all day
These 2 nigaboos, coolest weaboo niggas you'll meet
>That spic, has gotten me a job b4, he's helpful
>Slut, that bitch is a ho.
>>24653615
Anus confirmed.
>>24663097
Right? Who the fuck are these people that have friends?
>>24663040
In Asia:
>Australian expat. History and politics buff, completely disregards popular culture of any kind. Somehow still a confident, popular guy.
>Crazy Turkish girl. Is the type of person who immediately makes any situation a party. Dates the Australian.
>Afghan reformist. Son of a popular Afghan senator, runs a number of charity organizations in Afghanistan. Claims to be Muslim, but drinks, smokes and bangs his American girlfriend regularly.
>Cynical, depressed girl. Totally disillusioned with everything. Still a very caring person.
Honestly, where the fuck do I go to make friends? It seems impossible at this point
tfw i have
>huge neckbeard, wagekek
>chinese neckbeard full autist (is that even possible)
>wannabe chad
>actual chad
>/misc browser/
>car guy
>engineer graduate
>depressed robot, takes everything way to seriously
>full wage kek
>three quater wage kek
>wage kek/wannabe philospher, accounting graduate though he will never work in accounting
>ex Gf
>little bro
I have too many friends to be on here
>inb4 normie
>>24663254
Just take a shower, be yourself and get out there :)
>>24653390
Ebin maymay my friend, let me go share that with my roommate and see if he understand it. :^)
>>24663283
out where? Goodwill? People get annoyed when I bother them there and the ones that don't smell weird and don't have the same interests as me
>>24663309
It doesn't matter, just get yourself out there and good things will happen : )
>>24663319
I see. You're doing /leddit/ advice meme.
upboat -_-
>>24663342
>>24663342
mfw no one ever approach and start convo with me
mfw to autistic to try to start a convo with someone
friendship is hard. use tinder
>>24663366
I've never had anyone reply to anything I've said on tinder. It's garbage. I'd rather just hang out with people from here but then I'd have to go to /soc/ and the people I want to hang out with aren't on /soc/.
>tfw just want to have Vegas /pol/ meetup, get drunk and ironically plan fourth reicht.
>>24652485
In Americant:
> 25yo Mexican dude who can't take anything seriously, in credit card debt, failing college, does mushrooms too much, and keeps doing shit to annoy me like touch me, I tell him Im aspie and really hate being touched and all he does is laugh.
> 26yo actual robot. Pure genius, doing absolutely nothing with his life. Creepy as fuck: gay, scrawny ginger, hacks people, sociopath because father raped him. Poison to be around, only has something nice to say when hitting on you. Judges you for every little thing despite being addicted to pain killers and having no drivers licence.
> In Ausfailia:
> 24yo Jewish guy, only friend in highschool. Short and fat (basically spherical), allergic to everything, really bad social anxiety to the point that we can't do anything together aside from play Halo and go to restaurants. Scared as fuck on anything, never had sex or done drugs, managed to get him to drink a beer once, virgin because he's so fucking afraid of other people. Has radical Jew opinions to, making him even more unbearable. Forgiven because he has a sister who I want to fuck.
> Random chad whose straight edge, plays the harp professionally, and bangs a different girl each month. I think our friendship is a secret.
>>24652485
>what kind of friends do you have?
i have one friend who i see 3-4 times a year, we litterally just play runescape together when we meet up for nostalgia. other than that the only friend i have is my gf, but then she is my gf so i guess i cant really count her as a friend.
>>24663720
you sound like a great guy. really.
>>24654081
>kicked out of the navy for depression
I didn't know they did this
- quiet guy, studies physics at edinburgh, talented programmer. takes too many drogs.
- cool guy, known him since nursery. has a splendidly kept neckbeard. haven't seen him in ages though.
- nice guy, social worker. second most recent friend. a bit naive, drinks too much. good person.
- total lunatic. most recent friend. believes in the black cube, hates the jews. half-palestinian. comes from a rich family.
3/4 are commies btw. met one through party work.
>a robot who wants to be normal, but he is manlet and I'm his only friend
>an IT student, sometimes annoying but he's nice
>an autistic fuck who only say 2-3 words/day
>a literally retarded NEET
>the biggest jerk you have ever seen and his brother
>a normie
>a girl who really really really likes anime
i don't have any friends and i don't think i ever have or will.
>beaner who's hobbies include smoking weed, playing soccer, and selling Coke
>different beaner who sells me weed and I smoke with on occasion
>Cuban who writes graffiti
>fat South American dude I smoke with
>crazy skinny beanshit gangbanger who pops too much Xanax
I live in the barrio in Houston so the only people I know are shitskins
>>24655631
>less hardcore drugs like coke
Kek
>>24662390
U mean oregairu comments
>>24652485
>neckbeard guy who is into fitness and computers.
Introverted , still a virgin. 25 years old , socially akward.
>small framed nerdy guy , really smart , cool dude. very nice . still a virgin though. 25 years old. socially akward.
>Tall skinny guy , into anime vidya and alcohol. Used to work at a bar . Knows alot of people . Pretends he is cool. Has a life threatening disease. Very very emotional though he hides it well . He's a social butterfly.
>Engineer , normalfag , used to be very dorky but he has more relationship experience than all of us . Pretty cool guy , one of my best friends.
>Chad . Claimed to have fucked 100 chicks and to be honest I believe him . He is a nice person , well adjusted , works at a model agency and is finishing with his actinology studies. also one of my best friends.
>extreme chad who has been getting all the pussies since teen years and still doing it, has been slowly becoming robot because of my presence and maybe "influence"
basically this:
>>24652736
>>24652485
>asain kid who I talked to about video games, mostly about WoW, back in middle school (he also watched lots of Naruto)
Really only real friend I had. The rest are either too shallow, i.e grade school, or just didn't bother at all, high school
>>24654171
Man what the fuck are you even trying to say? Cant you speak without all those meme words, fucking hell
Daily reminder that theres no such thing as a internet friend
Girlfriend, she's great, funny, good taste in music
Pit Bull Mix she's great, adorable.
Geriatric cat, she loves me
Other than that, just talk to people I manage, my mom, brothers.
It's always embarrassing when my gf's friends like me, and ask me to "hook them up with some of my friends", but no guys like me, so I don't have any.
>>24664344
Just send them here
>>24652485
>Middle aged punk dude
>Posterchild for troubled emo chick i.e. cuts herself/burns herself with ciggarettes, alcoholic, slutty, her dad was murdered when she was little, blah blah
>Thats it.
Can you tell that I'm a degenerate?
>>24655499
>being this salty that you don't have friends.
This is original, I swear!
>>24664344
>All these red flags
Not good at all
is it nice to have friends?
>skinny hood nigga that I stick up drug dealers with, we also like acting edgy together in general
separate group
>gay football player who looks like Chad, great advice giver, makes jokes about fucking me since I'm a semitwink but I know I'm not his type, and I wrestle and box so I'm not worried
>his twin sister, we lost our virginities to each other after her brother let me know she had liked me back all this time even though I was shorter and skinnier than her, I love her so I could go on and on
>>24652485
My two best friends are also kissless virgins, but they're both more well adjusted and more robot then me simultaneously. I'm stuck in some weird cyborg purgatory where I'll never quite be happy.
>>24652485
>short, stocky and angry texan who drinks whiskey like its water, has a weird texan-Louisianan accent making his english near indecipherable
>tall, aryan oregonian raised by black people, probably has killed someone for his brothers gang
>balding 23 year old who is a walking DUDE WEED meme even though he can't smoke any at the moment
>Ukrainian-immigrant bear of a man who has to be the most patriotic american Ive met, is waiting to have sex till marriage and no one tells him otherwise
>ginger from Brooklyn who lets everyone know hes from new york, endlessly reminded hes a ginger
>fat puerto rican party animal that fucks anything with a pulse, lives in the border of new york and canada so therefore a Canadian
You meet strange people in the Marines
>>24665443
not to cause a shitstorm but I operated operationally for a while during the height of the Afghani conflict and the guys I met on my travels were all crazy as hell.
Funniest one I ever met was some older spook that we had come along as a liaison on an op, had an overt English accent, he also drank a worrying amount of brandy after we dusted off he claimed it "calmed his nerves", we came under fire at one point and the guy wouldn't fucking get down, he just yelled obscenities and fired his pistol, I ended up tackling him because we were being fucking shot at.
At this point I fucking fuming and I told the old bastard I'd shoot him myself if he put me or my boys in danger again, he just laughed and then I started laughing. Pretty soon we were all laughing like assholes in the middle of the goddamn night inside some shithole village in the middle of nowhere, just after a firefight.
I also remember hearing a CAS pilot over comms, fucker had a hilarious southern accent.
>>24665583
>he just yelled obscenities and fired his pistol
Sounds like an Englishman
>some dude who's a really good snowboarder and skater
>Skater and big time pot dealer
>Tough skater who is drunk 24/7
>Hippie stoner guy who listens to only classic rock
>short but handsome ladies dude
>Huge fiend and amateur skater
>vegetarian, cunty skater/stoner
>little thief fuckboy
>fat buy funny gamer who always gets drunk/gets us drunk
Squad
>gay puerto rican guy thats really narcissistic
my best friend since 10th grade and my only friend
>>24652485
>Big built guy whos 22 but looks about 35. full beard etc. Is a bit dumb but can be funny as fuck when drunk. Loves marvel capeshit.
>Skinny 22 year old guy who used to love good music but now just listens to wubstep. Isn't chad but somehow pulls a lot of hot girls (although, most of them have been pretty mental)
>24 NEET who has never had a gf, lanky with a huge beard and socially akward like me. Prob my best mate, went to amsterdam with him on my 18th to smoke up and fuck hookers. Only see him every couple of months now as for the most part he's boring as fuck lol.
>And finally, this 25 year old i know whos literally autistic.Currently seeing this 44 year old milfish girl. Can be annoying after a while but is a great laugh to hang around with for a few hours.
>>24652485
>what kind of friends do you have?
Imaginary.
>>24652485
my best friend is a skeleton who wears skinny jeans and flannel shirts. girls hit on him cause he looks like nerd chad but he turns them down so him and i can play halo together and drink. other than that i don't have too many people i call "friend"
>>24665583
I did some combined arms training in 29 Palms once and we had a AC-130 in the air, I was the CASEVAC vehicle monitoring the net when I heard the AC-130 pilot or crewman talk, sounded like Matthew McConaughey was standing by for targets. Also had another friend we called Lenny, he was just a big dumb motherfucker who'd punch and fuck out of every situation he was in, like he'd switch to auto pilot or something
>chink roommate
>rich af so buys me food
>let's me drive his nice ass car whenever I want
>we hang errday
>shy Puerto Rican girl from poor tyrannical family, really nice girl, pretends she hates you but that's just tough love she's one of the hardest workers I know and really artistic
> girl I met in high school, 2 years older then me, super toboyish, depressed but hides it well now, she's trying to be the best she can, and she's helping everyone else along the way, she thinks the worst of herself but if actually a smart and valuable person
> super pale girl from my grade also, acts like a typical white girl most of the time but is actually pretty clever and tough
> guy who deals the goods, really laid back and good with people, takes care if his big family, and hustles all the time, he's the kinda guy that will have your back and pick u up when u r stranded or help you make some cash when you need it
> anorexic girl from college, drinks like a fish and smokes like a chimney, her mom was a alcoholic and her sister was abusive, now she's a full time caretaker of her mom and her sisters kids, when she's not high or drunk, she's kind of a motherly figure and takes care of her friends as well
>short bro from science class, comes to class always high, we drove around a fee times and I'm teaching him how to lose longboard, neck is perpetually covered in hickies
> my friend from slovenia, former neet, he's a model now, we only met once for a week but hes probably one of my best friends, I've known him since I was 13, he's a really logocal.guy, and a firm believer in giving 100% and living life to the fullest and being your best, he's made me a better person
>lanky skeleton polish jew
>fat italian
>obese venezuelan
>4'11 kid who sounds like mickey mouse
>jewish girl
>fat mexican girl
>redneck kid
Barely talk to any of them but they're alright.
>>24652485
Small squeaky voice slightly sassy kid who wants to be a doctor
>Tiny Indian(?) girl who's quite introverted but enjoys a nice conversation and is religiously devoted to her studying. Also wants to be a doctor
Quiet ugly but nice kid who with long hair. Although we talk somewhat we're still in between mutual and actual friends.
>Semi autistic borderline math/computing genius who suffers from insomnia, extreme overconfidence and slight lack of social skills, everyone makes fun out of him for his extremely imbalanced skill set except me which is probably why he speaks to me.
Small impulsive kid who was almost kicked out off school for fighting and arguing with teachers, quite poor has family problems and also has trouble with romance, is extremely racist and watches a ton of anime, failed normie (all above are slightly strange normies). I pointed him towards this place but he doesn't really like it.
The first four friends are friends that I speak too at my sixth form, the fourth goes to a college instead and I speak to on the weekends. He's also my best friend.
The three friends I'm also not sure even like me, but rather pity me. All I do is autisticly talk at them while they laugh and nod their heads. I'm supposedly not a very entertaining talker but they haven't told me to go away yet.
>>24652485
>The white supremacist
>The redditor
>Twins : A failed normie and an ex-brony
>The turbo autist
>The Fedora tipper
>The Programmer
>A Chad that hangs around for some reason
>The druggie
>The pro CS:GO player
>The guy obsessed with Kerbal Space Program
>and me : the guy who blends in with the woodwork
