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>Penis size >Can you handle this ass? Be honest.
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>Penis size

>Can you handle this ass?

Be honest.
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>>24608940

>small penor
>love big ass like nothing else

just fucking kill me
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>>24608940
>tiny dick
>hate 3D sluts with a passion

I'm pretty good thx senpai
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>>24608940

>5in

>yes
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>>24608960
>small penor

Have you tried just being yourself?
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>7 x 5.4
>Could demolish an ass of such described.
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>>24608940
I'm 5.5-6 but I'm more worried about my girth.
Seems like it's only 4 or so.
I would also fuck that butt if given the opportunity
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>tfw 5'9, maybe 5'10

>but have 7" dick with nice girth

literally could not give a fuck about not being 6'3" because of this.
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>no penis

>dunno but I would love to give it a shot
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>>24609121
>no penis
>would love to give it a shot
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>>24608940
>average length, thick girth
>would be found smothered to death by that ass
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When does penis size stop growing?
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6.5 good girth

but I cant help feeling small
maybe I just watch too much porn...
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>>24609189
After around 11 or 12 years of age.
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>>24608940
Does having a small dick actually stop you from sex if the girl is big enough?
Surely there must be positions to deal with it
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>>24609213
Yes, it's called scissoring.

If you're trying to fuck a girl with anything less than 7 inches, you're basically rubbing clits.
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>>24609143
sexism isn't cool man
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6 inches

Probably not, I'm tiny
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>>24608940

>6.6x5.5

>would love to try
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> 7 long, 5.5 girth

> pawg's are the only girls i love
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>4 inch pencil
>my dick no, my face yes plz
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7x6

I'm trying to get ugly girls to sit on it, I'll move up eventually
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Im 4.5 inches.

I would not be able handle her big ass. I met a girl with a big ass like that on tinder and I could not fuck her doggy. She finally got fed up when I couldnt get it inside her and said "here just fuck me missionary". Was so horrible, I never saw her again. I can only have sex with really skinny girls.
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8" X 6"

I'll be fine!
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>>24610574
Oh look we got a big shot over here
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7.1 by 5.6 so yee
im serious tho it doesn't look "big" maybe i watch too much porn
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>>24608940
>7 inches
hopefully
best i try on a skinnier one though
or a really skinny one
or any woman just to be sure
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>>24608940
>BBC
Say no more
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>>24609189
late teens, i read an interview of a male pornstar and he said he grew another 2 inches while in college
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>>24608940
And who exactly are you quoting?
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>>24608940
>sweatingirishman.jpeg
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easy peasy mate. I'm a BBC.
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>>24610627
Almost all the women in the "OH GOD HUGE CAWK" porn are around 5'0. You don't see Gianna Michaels with "monstercocks".
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>>24608940

I hate to be that guy but source?
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>all these seven inchers

Have you dweebs considered pornography? You don't have to be an attractive man or good at pleasing women to be in those.
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reminder most women are whores
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>>24612469
i refuse to believe this
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>>24612469
>mfw C and right next to B
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>>24612469
>>24612689
just googled and this came up
no worry lads
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>>24608940
I've handled bigger
but
I couldn't handle
dat face baka desu senpai
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>>24608940
7 x 5.5 yes i can
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>>24609082
>mfw 5'4 with 7 1/2" dick
>Will never get the chance to use it
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>small benis, grower

>yes


If she was a roman statue I probably wouldn't reach her anus, but real asscheeks can be spread and enjoyed.
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>>24613555
You could become a femboi and let anons ravage your boipussi.
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>>24608940
>7.25 x 5.8
>Kek, nigga I'm black. Is there such a thing as an ass I can't handle?
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>>24613497
we are dick brothers
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5 inch pencildicklet
obviously no
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>>24613799
Wow that picture and text are so fucking creepy, are you by any chance a late middle aged fat balding serial child rapist?

You were deeply confused and scared by how heterosexual intercourse worked well into adulthood right?
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>>24614019
Wrong on all accounts.

22yo, thin, full head of hair and have been aware of the function of heterosexual intercourse since pre-school
attracted to 13yo's though
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>>24608940
>Penis size
8in 5 girth
>Can you handle this ass?
of course and gladly.
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>>24614464
i want to see an 8 inch penis with only 5 girth can you post
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>>24608940
>6inches bone pressed
>yes
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>>24614858
wat the fuck is bonepressed
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>>24614905
People have fat padding. You push the ruler to the bone so the padding doesn't fool the result.
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>>24614933
is that how your supposed to measure it?
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>>24609213
With some chubby girls I've been unable to do missionary or some other positions like that but doggy seems to still work.
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>>24614425
>understanding how sex works at 4 years old
>attracted to children

You got molested when you were really young and it turned you into a creepy autistic shit bag.

>hehe take your *uhhh* cocklet and become a femboi *mmmm* who has *erhmmm* his little *oooooh* boipussy ravaged....*eeeeeeh*

Fucking cringeworthy
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>>24615042
>You got molested when you were really young and it turned you into a creepy autistic shit bag.
Oh right, yeah. Always wondered about that. There were a ton of childhood pictures of me naked with my penis in the center of the picture, dad was often in the pictures too. I also started jerking off when I was 7 (ejaculated first time when I was 11) and wanted to wear girl clothes from like age 8 onwards.

Cool, maybe I should talk about it with my therapist.
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>>24608940

>18cm
>she's fat and gross and below my standards desu
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>>24609189
It generally stops growing by age 16, but it can get bigger or smaller based on cardiovascular health and the strength of your pelvic floor muscles. If people get in shape they sometimes think it's grown when in reality it's just fully engorged.
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>>24612769

Yeah because every woman thinks 5.5 x 4.5 dicks are "great"
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>17.5 or 18 cm
>Yes
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>>24614019
>>>>reddit


O U T
U
T
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13cm in length
nope cant fuck girls with big asses from behind
sucks man
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>7x5.5
>6'1"
I'd fuck the shit outta that bitch, hmu
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>6.5"x5.5"
>presumably too small for that add
Not that it matters though, even if it's actually a good enough size it doesn't magically make me have sex with anyone.
Good thing sex is a low priority regardless, fapping works just fine to release sexual urges and stuff.
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>>24608940
Is that Kristen Schaal?
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8.2 inches.

Yeah I can handle that bitch.
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>>24609004
K pencil dick
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Wow, all these robots with huge penises. Who would have guessed?
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>>24615631
i really dont know how the average is 5,5 inches or something
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6" x6.5"

Im going in faggots
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>>24615631
No wonder women only want 8in dicks. That's all anyone seems to have.
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>>24615676
post cock that must look weird mate
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>>24615691
>tfw 4 1/2 inches penis
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At least 8 inches, but curved downwards so it looks like a fucking coat hanger. Feels bad desu.
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8+ Master race reporting.

Consider the data.
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>>24615763
whats the source of this? i saw one measured by doctors had no difference between blacks/whites
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>All these robots lying about their penis size on an anonymous bornean inkblot imageboard
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>3.2x4.1

maybe?
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>>24615890
>3.2x4.1
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Who else /jelq/ here?

Early days so no noticeable difference yet.
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>>24615944
stop now before your dick breaks retard
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>>24615789
Google, it could be wrong.
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>>24615962
yep. took me just a couple injury stories to read before I never considered it again
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Do this many people really have 7- 8 Inch cocks what the fuck
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>>24616002
mines 7.2 inches if i measure when im hard post some fucking hot slags and ill take a pic for you
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>>24615789
it's most likely legit..

I watch alot of amateur ebony porn and the black dudes have massive dicks there also so it isn't just a myth derived from porn. Although you do see little black dicks from time to time, it's rare whereas Asian & white small/average dicks are very common.

Hell right now you could go search Tumblr for 'Big Asian Dicks' and you won't find a single one that's actually above 8x6
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>>24616070
everyone knows Asians have small cocks
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>>24616096
Is it really that bad holy fuck. I might seriously go there to fuck women.
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>>24616096
>tfw above country average

>>24616127
Better get in line sonny
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>>24616096
>All of the places that had their share of african slaves are in the green.
>All the cumskin countries in red
>Rice pickers and curry slurps at red alert

Fucking hilarious.
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>>24616154
are you colorblind lad the only people in red are asians
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>>24616096
>some people think this picture is serious
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>>24616763
its ok chink dont cry
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>4.5
>probably can't handle
what's her name though?
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>>24616002
Yup. Everyone of us. Except for you.
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>>24616808
>tfw can only crack 5" on a good day
>tfw usually Malaysian
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>>24616808
>0"-4" is 30% of graph
>4"-7" is 70% of graph
shitty and manipulative graph design at it's worst
pic related...
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>>24608940
>7x5
Hmm, not sure but i sure as hell would try!
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>>24612469
>mfw 11x9.5
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>>24617555
post or lie
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>>24612469

>tfw in ideal penis range

god would i trade that for being in ideal height range, it's such a joke that i'll almost never get to use an ideal range penis
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>>24608940

haven't measured but 5" tops

hkv so no
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>>24612469
8x6 master race.
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>>24612469
7.2 x 5.5
damn so close to b
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>girls like this always have 1/10 faces
Equivalent exchange
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>>24617657
you should really measure it i seriously underestimated mine
use a piece of paper and draw lines on it using a credit card or something if you dont got a ruler
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>>24615236
Nice one, Reddit.

O U T
U
T
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>>24608940
I want to sniff that butt.
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>>24617725

fine, I think my mom has some measuring tapes for her sewing shit on her closet, brb
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>used to be 7x5.5
>ruined my dick by overfapping
>6.5x5
Kill me pls
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>>24617725
>>24617821

well that was pretty awkward

> "why are you going through my closet?"
> need some measuring tape
> "what do you need my measuring tape for?"
> I uhhh need to measure my screen size
> "can't you just look up the specifications? you bought that screen just recently"
> I think they made a mistake with the size that's why I need to measure it
> 4" length 3.5" circumference

looks like I grossly overestimated

I honestly don't know what I was expecting but thanks again for confirming how much of a complete failure I am, r9k
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>>24608940
She's too chubby and pasty. Her face is kind of ugly too.
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>>24617820
Same.

Imagine sliding your nose between those pillowy cheeks, and as the tip of your nose gently presses the opening of her taint, a gentle, yet thunderous fart is let out *BA-BRAP*

I will literally never get to do that. Why even live?
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>>24616995
Her name is Melody. Just Google image search the op image. How do you people not know how to do that by now?
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>>24615712
iktf man
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>>24615763
There's no way this is accurate... lots of guys have a 5 incher... right?
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>>24612469
>tfw 6.5 length and 5.5 girth

I know I just made it because when I had my first and so far only smex when dick started getting some resistance when it went to diamond dick mode and she started getting really into it

like and when im not diamond dick and a few millimeters shorter I get no resistance and shes like peachy but not crazy
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>>24618881
*when my*
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>>24618688
6.2x4.6 master race reporting in
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>>24618964
I would trade my 5x5 for that any day.
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>mfw 7" x 6" and I still feel small

Porn has destroyed me.
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>>24608940
5.5 inches

no but thats ok because she ugly af
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>>24619034
You don't know what you're talking about. Imagine watching porn, and never- EVER seeing a dick as small as yours. Not once
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>>24608940
Anyone else think for a split second she was rubbing her huge erect cock?
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>>24619084
watch amateur shit man

most of them have fairly average dicks
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>>24619131
I do. Not even then.
Not even in jav porn.
The closest I've gotten was pornstars laughing at penises on efukt.
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8 inches reporting in. Yeah I know everyone says that, but it's true.
A good penis which is attached to a fucking loser unfortunately.

5'10", out of shape white Bong.
No gf.

I live in a coldish part of England, and I went on holiday to a very very hot country once, and I noticed that my penis got larger when I was there. The heat sorta made bloodflow more or something I don't know, but it definitely got bigger.

I have had very few girlfriends though.
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>>24619154
You can get pumps and shit. It was a slow start for me, and I use a bathmate irregularly, but I think I've gained about 1/4-1/2". I started a little under 5" and I don't plan to stop until either my dick starts breaking or I'm over 7".

A huge psychological relief because I've actually been doing something about it.
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>>24619154
post dick f a m
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>>24618049
You're supposed to measure "bone-pressed" i.e. including pressing down into the skin.
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>>24619224
no
>>24619214
I'd rather not risk fucking up my already horrible dick
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>>24619154
Watch "Spanish bukkake" on xvideos, the fat guys have very small dicks. Like below 10cm range.
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any correlation between big ass and loose vag?
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>tfw skinny normie who can't handle his chubby gf's ass

Better dump her and find someone skinny
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>7.5 inches, 5 inch girth

No my pencil dick can't handle shit but tight asian pussies or something
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>>24620865
yea, I'm using something like this to compensate for her massive vagina, but she feels bad about it and pretends not to like it.
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5.7 inches.

Never had sex with a girl with an ass that big, so can't really tell
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>>24614969

Technically, yes. I have a fat padding, and usually if i thrust with all my might, the rest of penor comes out.
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>>24619253

what skin?

perhaps I forgot to mention but I'm a bag of bones at 100lb

coincidentally also a manlet 5'6"
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>17 cm
>cant handle

Source: i tried with a similar size ass
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>>24621365

Wow, i genuinely kinda feel bad for you.
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>>24621365
post your cock and body so i can feel better
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>>24621534
>>24621575

> inb4 hurr shave

who gives a shit nobody's going to see it anyways
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7 incher here, that ass is fucking disgusting probably won't even get it up unless she blows me first.
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>>24621964
ty mate i feel goof now
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>>24622030
>that ass is fucking disgusting
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>>24608940
don't you handle ass with hands?

how is penis size relevant?
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>>24622249
see
>>24622176
you ok
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>>24622030
Oh, sorry pham.

>>>/lgbt/ is that way

>>24622249
You handle it by not being a low test, beta virgin.
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>>24622176
>If you don't fuck 2/10s with flat flabby asses you must be gay

lmao kiddo
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>>24622335
I score high on test every single time.

Like how I score your mom.
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>>24622335
see >>24622428

laughing at your virginity to be frank cuz
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>>24608940
Can she even run? Her wobbling ass mass would probably generates harmonic motion if she runs like any normal human does and she would fall on her back or front just by attempting to run.
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5 at best, also have serious premature ejaculation problem. Literally only last a minuet with my own hand
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>>24622591
don't worry, the more you do the better you get

also, a little trick I learned, force your thigh or arm, it distracts you and you will last longer, like in American Psycho, that scene where Patrick is doing all kind of shits while fucking the prostitutes, he lasted a good while
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>>24608940
The reason woman wasn't big ducks is so they can get fat and not worry about getting it in.
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>>24622479
>flabby 2/10

Keep meme'ing yourself, kiddo

>>24622732
>dicklet detected
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>>24622840
She is fucking disgusting looking and her ass is absolutely flabby.

You either only ever fucked disgusting pigs or your are a virgin.
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>>24622884
Right...those MUST be the only two options.

Kek.
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no, i probably could not do that
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>>24622884

There can be so many possibilities.

You can be a young man raised from a very strict and religious distinguished family. But as you grow, you begin to realize that you have a thirst, for the forbidden flesh to your kin, not just commoner females, but those who would be consider undesirable by the mass. But, being in your circumstance, you must deny yourself again and again of satisfying your desire.

Soon, you turn bitter, and turn to hardcore BDSM where you go too far, even sometimes harming those sows, as you call them.
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>>24618099
Just sniff not the fart

That's disgusting tbqh
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>>24608940
I'll just do her missionary with me holding her legs up
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