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pls talk to me I'm so lonely at night edition
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good m0orning
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>>24607508
>6:30
>night

Tbf it's fucking pitch black out
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I am decently drunk right now.
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What is the perfect tea brew? I can never get things right
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tea brew??
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Are colonists also allowed to post in these? I'm Canadian. Dei Gratia Regina.
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Dude just wants a kebab. ;_;

I'm so lonely tonight. About to make some tea.
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Dei Gratia Regina?
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>>24607954

Depends on the type of tea. What are you brewing?
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Argh fuck, had a bad one with my mum there. She says that if I don't get a girlfriend in the next year I am going to have to marry her paki friend's daughter in an arranged marriage. She is a fat stinking paki!
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>tfw IV drug addict
>tfw no one knows, not my family, not my s/o, not my friends, not my work

I just want to use until I never wake up.
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>>24608023
so? I'd fucking take that any day
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lifes falling apart lads - being unwanted and being pressed for time to make some important decisions re: next year. not fun
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who /drinkinginbed/ here?

<Image of a drunk anime girl drinking in her futon.jpg>
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>>24608334

Kinda. Soda and shooting up here.
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>>24608265
you can marry me if you let me fuck your boypussy
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>>24608008
It means "By the Grace of God, the Queen" in Latin. It's printed on some Canadian coins, pic related.
According to Wikipedia some British coins have "D. G. REG. F. D. on them. TheMoreYouKnow.jpg
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>>24608115
You'd marry a fat, stinking, hairy pussy, fishy fanny, glasses, acne paki?

Marry?

Jesus talk about giving up on yourself
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>>24608627
when you're actually lonely, you'll take what you can get
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>>24608657
I can get a 9/10 hottie if they stop being so fucking shallow and grow up and realize that I;m better marriage material than chad
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>>24608657
Thank god I haven't fallen this far. You give me hope bro. Tbh I'd way rather just be lonely than be abused by a scary animal.
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>>24608728
just know you're choosing to be lonely senpai
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>>24608735
My only choice isn't a fat smelly paki though. I have a lot of choices because I'm fairly attractive and not too bad socially. I just have some serious issues and a very paranoid personality, I can't really spend much time with anyone I haven't known for years.
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i ordered dominos a few hours ago when i was super pissed and now i'm staying up waiting for it
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>>24608772
You have 0 choices otherwise you'd have a girlfriend, you delusional idiot.
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>>24608813
waiting for them to open and deliver it to you?

If so I nearly did that once but realised before pressing confirm
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>>24608917
yes but im hoping it will be worth it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4-cM5Sznw
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>>24608849
I mean okay lol. I could have an awful girlfriend if I wanted, or probably a mediocre one. I just can't really connect with anyone. Keep trying to make me hate or doubt myself, it's not like everyone else here doesn't do it.
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>>24609077
Awful GF is worse than no GF.

With no GF you have time for your own hobbies and life.

Awful GF you have none of that only netflix and chill and will be obligated to go down on stinking fatgirl pussy every few days.
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>>24609077
>I just can't really connect with anyone.

Well then you couldn't have any girlfriend. And that's why you don't.

I'm not trying to be a cunt to you mate, I'm trying to say that you are delusional if you think you could get a girlfriend "if you wanted". You DO want a girlfriend and you DON'T have one.

So therefore you have ZERO choices. ZERO options. You DO want a girlfriend but you CAN'T get one.

That's reality. Face it, and try to change it. Don't delude yourself into thinking it's different.
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> 3rd shift job
> winter
> its dark when I go in to work and leave from work
>never have to see sunlight again for 4 months or so
Best feeling ever
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no dying
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tfw choking shroud of impending responsibilities.
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>wake up
>still no gf
fuck this lads
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I hate women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mcSiepW8GY
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Who /up with baby/ here?

Should've put something on the end of it
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>>24610432
Sounds like a nightmare mate
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>>24610554
Been up since 6am. The baby carrier is in bed. One night stand. Trapped to her forever.

I welcome my wage slave job on Monday as I get a rest
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>>24610621

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Please greentext the whole wonderful story, how you met, the night, then finding out she was pregnant.
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>>24610621
I would have skipped country desu

Got this feeling that I would like to be a part of a child's life but I sure as hell am not fit to be a father.
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>>24610863
>in a rock club
>3am lights go up
>drunk fat Warrington goth girl in the corner crying
>heywhatsup.jpg
>boy friend left her
>I'm drunk think fuck it take her home
>awful sweaty post rock club sex
>drove her the station in the morning
>2 months later she tracks me on normiebook and tells me she's pregnant
>always doubts over parentage but had DNA test post birth showing baby is 100% mine
>try to do right thing and ask them to move in
>she's awful. Fat lazy obnoxious rude, my family hate her. She hates my family. Her family disowned her pretty much
>once a week she gets drunk and we fuck. It's awful. Just do it to shut her up from going on about it
>every day I wake next to her disappointed she hasn't choked in her sleep
>love my little boy more than life itself but can't reconcile that with how my life has gone to shit
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>>24611027
fucking hell lad, I couldn't lead that sort of existence. that'll eventually grind you down until you're a shadow of your former self
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gonna watch some films and play some BioShock today. I will be posting my extremely short film reviews along with ratings throughout the day. I watched 3 films yesterday
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>>24611027
crikey mate
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>>24611027
Your kid is young enough to most likely not remember his mom at this point, so you could orchestrate a convenient accident for her and then hook up with some better looking, and behaving, lass.

I'm not responsible for anything if you end up in prison.
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>Woke up at 10 last night
>Literally just had dinner and will be going to bed soon

Who /nocturnal/ here?
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>tfw actually talked to a cute girl last night for like 20 minutes, kept looking me in the eyes and being qt
>leave for a few minutes
>she disappears
>just stand in the dj room and listen to techno joints for the rest of the night
>tfw was hoping to god she'd find me and ask to leave so we could spend the night together, get to know eachother etc
>wasn't even thinking about sex, just wanted to talk with her
>as I'm leaving see her talking to a group of like 3 guys
>walk over and say goodbye, she smiles and says it was nice to meet me
>make eye contact one more time as I'm squeezing through people to get to the door
>both smile

Fug
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>>24611027
Think I'd just disappear one day and fuck off to a remote part of south east Asia. What a way to live.
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>>24611027
Take the kid and move to Spain or something, like she'd even care
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>>24611027
>tracks me on normiebook
The real lesson here
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> friends with a chick in Uni
> keeps flirting with me, starts to cyber stalk me, digging up my entire life.
> having a random conversation about our lives
> mentions that she has exams coming up
> I ask her which one? she says chemistry.
> as a joke, text her "I wasn't talking about what we have, silly"
> "Okay. I think we should stop talking."
> blocks me completely.

Chicks are weird. Oh well, time to Deadlift the feels off.
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>>24611027
I hope you raise the child well.
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>>24611027
Fair fucks to you for sticking with the babby, shame about her.
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>>24611178
Yfw she go railed by those three guys last night after you left
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>>24611380
tfw all those guys end up like >>24611027
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Thanks bros. I am going to raise the little guy not to make the mistakes I did. I just hope he hasn't got too much Warrington in him.

from now on I will be Dadanon and give you updates. Baby is asleep now. Mum is still asleep after a hard week not working.

Going to hit my Nespresso machine as hard as I should've hit my balls that night.
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>got trial shift for a 4 star hotel full time
>99% chance I get in greggs, 20ish hours(prolly more)
>pay's probably the same
>greggs is busy as shit at certain times but nobody really expects anything of you
>hotel has way higher expectation, but it seems chill enough most of the time from what I see
>gonna lose my christmas and weekend nights on the hotel (>implying I have friends anyway)
>gonna need a 2nd job if I go on greggs, unless they give me at least 32 or so hours


Fucking hell, it's hard to choose mates, they're both almost exactly besides each other as well so travel time for both is like 15 mins.
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>>24611543
Hotel sounds better.
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>>24608719
Yeaahh, it's all their fault
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>>24611543
Hotel all the way
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I'll fake it through the day with some help
from Johnnie Walker Red
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Anybody else watching the Sunday Politics in the West? There are people boasting about giving up rooms in their homes to "refugees." Why won't they do the same thing for homeless British people? This truly is disgusting.

>He wants this site to be a migrant reception centre like they have in Germany.
NO WE FUCKING DON'T
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>>24611743
Good old lefty pricks
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it's a good feel knowing I don't have work tomorrow, I do miss the old days of being a neet
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Everybody should post their waifus right now.
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alright lads happy sunday
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>>24612002
>2D waifu

truly pleb, chinky 3D waifu 4 life
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Absolute roller coaster of emotions last night lads

Some grills pushed me onto their mate and told me to talk to her.

>Oh hi
>"Sorry, going through a bad breakup can we just dance?"
>Ok.jpg

Absolutely wild
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>>24611743
>Why won't they do the same thing for homeless British people?
Yeah I remember when all the celebs were coming out offering this because of that dead kid on the beach, disgusting behaviour.


>He wants this site...
Who does mate?
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Feel like I need to shit really bad and pain is making it impossible to focus on vidya.

I really don't want to poo in loo.
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>>24611027

Oh wow. There is only one man who can help you now, Jeremy Kyle.

Is she fat as in chubby or as in landwhale?
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>>24612130
Do you live in an immigrant area? there is a chance your council will have provided a designated shitting street nearby
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>>24612149
Didn't have time to check, crisis is over now anyway. I was forced to release in a beautiful and clean toilet. Forgot to put toilet paper in there first so I got my balls soaked.

Feels better now though.
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>VIEW FRIENDS LIST
>0 Online
someone add me before I kill myself please

http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
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>>24612239

Could be worse mate, until I take my painkillers at about 12 I do at the very least 3 shits every morning. If it's a bad day maybe 5 or 6 with the last two being the proper runs, and the first one is always toilet fillingly huge.

It will be this way for the rest of my life unless I get one of those pouches one day, but the idea terrifies me.
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>>24612245
I probably would if I had any kind of idea of what you played. Gotta have something in common
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>>24612299
>implying i play any multiplayer games at all
you know you can also use steam just for chatting
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Afternoon robots~

What will you be doing this afternoon?

I've got some uni work to do and then hopefully some anime~
Thinking about buying a daki cover that I found as well.
Need to buy some stuff too.

Hope you all have a comfy sunday!
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>>24612313
Yeah, but I'm usually not able to talk about much just on a whim. If I don't have anything in common with the person I'm incredibly likely to just drift and probably never start the conversation. Seems kinda unfair to you
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>>24612324
Gotta go and buy a fucking secret santa present for wagekeking office life.

What makes matters worse is the person was pretty specific about the sort of thing they want (something to do with health food) and I can't figure out anything under NON-ASCII GREAT BRITISH POUNDS SYMBOL 10 for it so I think I'll be spending about NON-ASCII GREAT BRITISH POUNDS SYMBOL 15

FFS
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>>24612298
>and the first one is always toilet fillingly huge.
Are you morbidly obese?
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>>24612405

I am not, I just have Ulcerative Colitis.
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>>24612081
It was a business man who wanted to build the place. Naturally he insisted it was because he was compassionate and not just some kind of business opportunity. 18 toilets for 500 people sounds real fucking compassionate to me.
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Can't find any jobs lads
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>>24612387
lol kek
maybe she will let you suck on her roastbeef flaps when you buy her the present
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>>24612387
Go Holland and Barrett mate.
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>>24612571
Sell your bumhole.
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>>24612571

Everywhere was hiring christmas temps, I think you have probably missed most of them by now though.
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>>24612571

Can't find any jobs, or can't find any jobs you like?
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>>24612652
Can't find any jobs I think I could do properly
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>>24612676

What about retail?
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>>24611027
I love it when normies get fucked over.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>24612682
I heard I'm too old for retail (25)
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>>24611487
So are you married to her then? Are you dating or what? In love? I don't get it senpai.
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>>24612688

What? Who the fuck told you that? Have you never been in a shop before, people of all ages work retail.
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>>24612245
>This profile is private.

Least open your profile so I can see who the fuck I'm adding first lad. I don't care what games you play, just that private profiles always seem like trolls/scammers.
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>>24611487

How old are you bro? I am 29, I have no kids and in my spare time I shitpost and enjoy all the sleep that I need.
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finished watching the first film of the day 'appaloosa' decent western, dragged at times. viggo mortensen and ed harris have some good chemistry. i rate it 6.5/10
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>wind howling outside my window
>I have to go out into it and cycle to work in four hours
Fucking hell lads
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>>24612757
>working on a sunday evening

where?
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>>24611275
egsactly
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>>24612714
sorry lad, ur right lad. it's opened now
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Andy Murray is doing well. One of the best English tennis players ever if you ask me.
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>>24607508
>tfw your mum and sister leave dried period blood on the toilet seat
>tfw your sister leaves used cotton tips around the house
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>>24612842
Vaginas are minging.
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>>24612771
At a country pub
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>pay 40 quid for Saturday delivery
>doesn't arrive

What can I say to get some money back?
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>>24612935
>What can I say to get some money back?
>"it didn't arrive on saturday"
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elizabeth hurley in bedazzled makes my dick diamonds
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where are you going in life bros?
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>>24613174
She was top draw. Hugh Grant's a fucking idiot
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>>24613229
Applied to uni t b h f a m but not sure I'll get in with the current grades I have.
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>>24613254
>applied to uni
underaged b&?
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>>24612714

I had to change my profile to private as I'd constantly be added by random eastern Europeans begging me to buy them games

I'm pretty sure if you have a lot of games these fags look for you and expect you to be rich as fuck and willing to buy them shit
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>>24612324
Doing some uni coursework but getting sidetracked like fuck on /utg/ and having >tfw no qt bf
Ah well, at least I'm comfy af - hot ass room watching the rain outside listening to ambient music with a nice cuppa is fucking heaven. It's my first Sunday off in forever and it's nice.
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>>24613317

Got dangit Bobby get back to your studies
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>>24613312
How many games do you have? Can't say I've ever had many randoms add me. Only like 3-4 who I just reject.
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>>24613268
>university
>underage

Pick one
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need a less shit job tb(q)h
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>>24613343
Most people apply for uni when they're 17
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>>24613351
>most people
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Going to spend 16 quid on just eat ordering sandwiches and shit as I already ordered a pizza three times this week.

Should I order lads?
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>>24613342

Like over 800

I used to get loads of people hassling me for DOTA items until I realised I could make that private. Then the game beggers made me put my profile private
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>>24613391
Oh right, I only have like 130 so guess that won't happen to me.
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>>24613390

No, use your free time to fucking cook you pleb
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>>24613380
Your point? Most people applying for uni do so at 17
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>>24613268
You can apply to Uni at 50 if you want
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>>24613411
I don't have any food to cook with mate. All I have is one 30g box of cocopops but no milk to go with it.
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>>24613426
Go out and spend that money on ingredients.

You'll end up a bit healthier and will have more money for your robot endeavours.
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>>24613240
word. I'd like her to sexually degrade me
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>>24613443
But that would mean I have to shower and get dressed.
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>>24613460

Not exactly tbqhwy
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I am now watching the film 'the boondock saints' I've heard good things about it
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the
queen
is
dying
>soon I don't care tho, USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
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>>24613491
Too late, order has been placed and paid by card. Now we wait for my 16 quid sandwiches.
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>>24613535
>British people have banking cards
>british have banks
>you're welcome
-USA
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>tfw want a shower but its too cold
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>>24613580
have a hot shower then lad
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>>24613669

But then it's freezing when I get out, no good that
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>>24613677
Put the heating on full before you get in the shower.
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tfw mum gave me the neet talk
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>>24613697

The heating has been on for 45 minutes and I'm still cold
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I'm watching the tennis. I don't really enjoy tennis, it's just so I can pretend to be normal at work tomorrow.
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>>24613722
fight work, fight anyone who talks about tennis, fight the french and fight catholics
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>>24613535
WHY'S IT TAKING SO LONG FOR SOME FUCKING SANDWICHES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24613705
Then your house has some really shit insulation. Fix it.
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Fucking pikeys man I hate them!
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>>24612586
*secret* santa mate
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>>24613798
Who orders fucking sandwiches
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>>24613867
Init, what the fuck? Just make some.
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>>24613705
>tfw well insulated flat
>tfw no need to turn heating one
>tfw normie scum neighbours are running up their heating bills and a comfy neet is leeching off their residual heat.
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>>24613885
Don't have any food in the house and can't be fucked to leave to get any.
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>>24613698
Well done, you are officially a massive disappointment to your mother and she wishes she had a different son.
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>hottie polish colleague uploaded a selfie to normiebook

gonna fap to that later
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>>24613916

If it was well insulated the heat wouldn't be travelling into your flat
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>>24613966
you poleaboos long lost brother?
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>>24613977
Shhhh, you can't expect a neet to know things like that. Let him live in his retarded world.
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>>24613978
I am no sand nigger, I'm white
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>>24613935
>website now says food will be ready for 3.40.

That's 1 hour and 15 minutes for two sandwiches, a milkshake and a crepe.

Fucking bellends, going to do the british thing and leave them a nasty one star just eat review. Already thinking of what I can write makes me happy.
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>>24613705
>tfw some of my windows don't shut properly so I've stuffed all the gaps with old clothes
Need new windows putting in really, but they're fucking expensive
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>>24613993
>>24613977
Maybe only the outer wall is insulated, ever consider that?
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>>24613698

What did she say to you about it?
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if i only work 2 days a week for 70 a day do i still have to pay the gubment?
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>>24614264
normalies leave re
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Tired as fuck. Can never sleep anymore because of nightmares. Mum has to wake me up most nights because i scream in my sleep. Last night i punched her when she woke me. Man i feel guilty
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>>24614327
Nightmares of what?
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>>24614334
My ex mostly. I also get pretty bad sleep paralysis
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>>24614364
>pretty bad sleep paralysis
I've learned to enjoy that with time, used to be scary
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>>24614379
How can you enjoy it? Mines terrible.
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>>24614264
http://www.listentotaxman.com/
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tried coke for the first time and it was shit. just made me feel anxious and racy. also it killed my dick. why does everyone say its great?
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>>24614364
I get sleep paralysis sometimes and wake up screaming because a woman with a kitchen knife is stabbing me. i actually like it its an adrenaline rush
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>>24614420
sounds hot as fuck
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who /britpol/ here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqGLqIy7TWU
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>>24614420
Its always sonething whispering in my room, getting closer to my bed. I hate it
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Bad day, all my downloaded music went missing on google play, went on to the play store and it was still there but when I clicked on listen it just said "waiting to sync" its been saying that for 12 hours.

I need my music.
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>>24614264
No, you'll be well under the income tax and NI thresholds
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>/britfeel/
I'd like to feel up some brits, if you know what I'm saying lads
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>>24614396
according to this i won't pay tax
>>24614512
cheers
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>>24614432
No mate sorry.
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>trying to do exercises with an ab wheel
>feels like forearms are going to explode

Legs are like tree trunks but my arms are like noodles. fug
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>>24614548
>ab wheel
are you a middle aged woman?
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why is it that the only clothes you ever find on ebay are xxl or some shit
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I MADE IT LAAAADS
YES
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>>24614591

>he needs a caffeine tracker to stop consuming caffeine

...eh, I was gonna shit on you but good job lad.
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>>24614588
I bought it for my mom originally but she couldn't use it due to shoulder problems so I took it back. I like it desu

I wish I was a middle aged woman
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>>24614396

> 2,878.20 in income tax
> 2,032.80 in NI

> Total Deductions 23% 5,639.00

Immediately rearrange my items in a negative fashion, family.
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gordon bennett it aint half windy outside
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>>24614591
Well done anon! Good job~
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been holding in a shit for nearly an hour for no reason, does anybody else do this or is it just me?
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>>24614605
>quoting things I've neither said nor implied
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>>24614638
this is bad for you. can cause colon problems to develop
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>>24614638
>no reason
I do it when I'm too lazy/drunk to make the 5 yard trip tbH
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>>24614408
Coke is generally shit, unless you pay a fortune for it.
MDMA all the way man
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>>24614542
It's about 11k for income tax and 155 quid a week for NI, so you're in the clear
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>>24614432
yep. but we have to accept that the fight is lost and the world is lost. don't have kids
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>>24614656
>>24614665
Turns out it was diarrhoea, in the bathroom now with gravy pouring out my bum. This is what happens when I drink cider.
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>>24614456
Can anyone help?
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The wonderful thing about /britfeel/ is /britfeel/'s a wonderful thing, its posts are made out of faeces, its thread pic is made out of memes!
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>>24614638
not an hour but 15 minutes feels good.
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>>24614638
Once when I was 6-years-old I held my shit in for a whole week. Parents were away on a vacation or something and I was at home with a nanny. Mom had always wiped my ass, and did until age 12, and I was too afraid to ask the nanny to do it, so I ended up just laying in bed a lot. She asked me several times if I had pooped and I was just like "oh yeah, I'm fine, it's just a little gas."
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fellow bongbro's how do i make money off my art? im comfortable using my actual autism as a way to leech off big brother until ive improved enough.
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>>24615109
>Mom had always wiped my ass, and did until age 12
think I might be a normie after all
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>>24615109
>Mom

GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>24615109
>Mom had always wiped my ass, and did until age 12

How did that work? Did you call your mum up everytime you took a shit? What if she was in the middle of eating kek
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>>24615131
The starving artist cliche' exists for a reason m80

(also, why can't I put a fucking accent Japmoot, this is hurting my autism)
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>>24615159
It was pretty simple really. I always told her beforehand that I'm going to take a shit and then yelled: "Mom, ready", and she'd come. Sometimes she joked that "Oh my, it's really dirty in here."
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>>24615174
i wont starve. dont worry, i can subsist off of like a biscuit and some water for a day
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>>24615183
I don't believe you desu lad.
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>>24615109
>and did until age 12
>vacation
>mom

You fucking yanks aren't right
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>>24614408
Meth is the working mans coke, in the UK is very high purity compared to in the US. It allso lasts longer 8+ hours a line compared to cokes 1 hour. Its allso cleaner and cheaper per dose.
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just had an unintentional hour sleep, feeling groggy
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>>24614960
No one at all?
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>>24615192
In that case live the bohemian life
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>>24615211
I don't know what google play is lad. Do you not pirate all your music like everyone else?
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>>24615223
people dont pirate anymore they all use spotify and shit
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>>24615250
I just stream from youtube.
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>>24615220
pls educate me senpai. what is the bohemian life?
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>>24615196
It ended after I was really ashamed that I had to call her when there were three classmates over (we were playing Fuzion Frenzy on Xbox). She didn't seem to have any issue with it though.

>>24615198
Shit, I fucked that one up. Last time I got called a yank here was a few months ago.

I'm actually an undercover Finn
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>>24615159
Not even that guy but having your mum wipe you until you are 12/13 is pretty normal. Personally my mum wiped my arse every time until I was 10 but I matured quickly. Only time I wiped myself in the first 10 years of my life was when I shit myself at school and tried to hide it by wiping my ass with a girls bookbag. The teacher caught me though lel. I actually picked that girl because she looked like my mum and I used to believe you had to look like my mum to understand how to wipe an arse.
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>>24615270
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Bohemian
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>>24615223
Most off it, but I bought Eminems albums legit and can't even listen to them.
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>>24615292
> having your mum wipe you until you are 12/13 is pretty normal

Nope, no. That's not right.
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>>24615423
Yeah I think 8 at the latest.
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>>24615408

Good goy, listen to his music and live the thug lifestyle.
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>>24615272
I happen to know your not the only non-brit on here.
I'm half american myself
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My mom wiped my ass until I was 17. I guess this isn't normal in britland or anywhere really, but she used to spend her time hand making toilet paper and didn't want me using too many pieces. Wasn't trusted with it myself until I turned 16, and I wiped my own ass and used 20 sheets of her toilet paper. She got mad and did it for me another 2 years.
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>>24615272
>finbot
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Just want to let you guys know that these threads keep me going through the week.
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In a bit of a pickle lads, I'm talking to this really cute girl and I really like her and hanging out with her. But she's literally tumblr personified. She says she's genderfluid and goes by the pronouns they and them and gets pissy about rape culture and victim shaming. Do I back out now or hope it's all a phase that she'll grow out of?
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>>24615570
abort mission
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>>24615570
run lad, as fast and as far as you can
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>>24615595
>>24615602
I would lads, she hits all the red flags but 1. It was hard enough getting this one girl, I don't think I could do it again and 2. She's way out of my league
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>>24615570
Go for it anyways senpai, don't let that stuff stop you.
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Why do I find Jess Glynne so fit, lads?
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>>24615625
horse fetish?
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>>24615646
I like horsecocks, but that's about it.
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>>24615570
Abort nigga
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>>24615614
Which one doesn't she hit stupid colour hair? Lets see some pics of her.
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going football soon
how is everyone spending the day before oblivion (aka Monday)?
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>>24615733
Hes probably not going to do that If he likes her is he?
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>>24615733
Her hair is blonde, only time its not is when she wears green or pink wigs for her cosplays
>Lets see some pics of her.
Fuck that senpai
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>>24615756
If he follows the other anon's sage advice he's going to gtfo so no harm in it.
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>>24615570
cure her of her silly delusions by being amazing in bed and stoic and masculine all the time
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>>24615872
She doesnt hate men or anything like that, I dont think she's that crazy
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>>24615570
fuck the tumblr out of her lad
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>tfw no blonde polish wife
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>>24615740
fucking monday already, I'll be spending my last few hours of freedom playing HOTS
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Is 25 too old to buy a small RC helicopter to fuck around at work with
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Should I study?
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>>24616078
get a drone
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>>24616091
Just smoke some crack senpai.
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>>24616094
I was thinking a drone but I don't know any small ones that are around 20 quid
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Just realized that theres a big lump in my throat lads

is it my adams apple? it moves when i swallow
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>>24616192
the cum from last night
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