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What is it like to own a Dog?
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Is it prettty good?
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For a couple of years I lived with my dad's family, who had a border collie. Nobody walked him, and it just laid on a mat all day looking sad, so I started walking and running with it every day, and it got much happier. It was nice to make something happy by caring for it.
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I know you make these threads to post your edgy gifs and opinions you autist. And fuck your therapist story.
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>>24576661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0VyTD8kE-I

Its like this anon
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Please don't summon the autist
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dogs are fucking normies

get a cat

they will love you (but not too much)
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>>24576770
I don't know what I can do to prove to you that I am not the guy who posts gore. I hate that person. I don't want to hate anyone but I hate him. He is cruel and is a barrier to my engagement with others in social interaction. This thread is for discussing fun times and hobbies about Dogs. I hope you can join because I am a stronger person by communicating with you all in a positive light.
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It's tiring but more fun than a cat, I'd say. Depends on your personality how much you'll enjoy having one.
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>>24576844
>>24576873
Liar, fibber!
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>>24576873
Some of my best friends are from 4chan. I have grown close to a lot of people, especially on the Mario Maker threads on /v/. Why would I not talk to my therapist about 4chan? She told me that it is a great way to start bolstering my skills interacting with others. /r9k/ is a place for hanging out and talking about fun hobbies. She had some good advice and choice words about you, of course.
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>>24576933
you know, if i thought i could escape repercussion, i think i'd kill you
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>>24577000
>I have grown close to a lot of people, especially on the Mario Maker threads on /v/
lol you're such an autistic fuck.
>/r9k/ is a place for hanging out and talking about fun hobbies
yeah like putting pet fags in their place and stomping cats
>She had some good advice and choice words about you, of course.
Kek I'm sure she did since she's an idiotic pet fag. So what did your dumb bitch therapist say?

>psychology
>therapy
dumb meme field full of failures who can't do anything else, all they know how to do is call anybody who thinks differently than them ill.

>>24577050
that's pretty edgy you psycho :^)
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>>24576661
OP it's the best feeling in the world, if you give him love

I'm a KV robot with no friends and my dog is the only thing that loves me and is my royal friend

Avoid pitbulls and rotweilers tho, they are cancer
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>>24577096
What kind of dog do you have and what are your living arrangements? I'd like to get a dog but I live in a small apartment.
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>>24577096
Pit bulls are good dogs if you raise them right. Very loyal, specially the females.
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>>24577077
I'm not going to tell you what she told me, obviously, because I have the knowledge to manipulate you and make you give up :) It's called psychoeducation and she said it's an important tool of therapy especially in tense situations like this.

Also how am I autistic you liar?
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>>24577145
I have a mongrel, I live in a small apartment, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, 1 living room and its no problem

Before you get a dog make sure you REALLY want it, it's a HUGE responsibility
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>>24576842
>cats will love you

nice meme
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>tfw had to put down my 9 year old dog because he was very sick
>literally my only friend
;_;7
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I don't know but my friend is giving away a litter of Shiba Inus and I really dont want a fucking meme dog
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>>24577077
kek I knew you were scared off by me. Bitch.
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It's the best feeling in the world until they die, then it's the most crippling and depressing thing you'll ever experience.
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>>24577145
>getting a dog
>getting dog while in small apartment
fucking idiot pet scum

>>24577187
You're obviously autistic.
>because I have the knowledge to manipulate you and make you give up
*tips*

>>24577318
>he's friends with a brainless mutt
haha glad your dumb dog died moron, hope you cry everynight that's what you et for caring about worthless dog.

>>24577378
?

>>24577399
Dogfags proving once again that they're over emotional man babies.
>dog dying
>most crippling and depressing thing you'll ever experience.
get a fucking grip
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>>24577451
stop trying to be funny
its not working out
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>>24577451
hey having a dog in a small apartment isnt so bad depending on the dog. I have a boxer who is a very active dog, as long as you can walk her or take her to the dog park and let her run around shes perfectly happy to sleep the rest of the day. They just need an hour or two of exercise to tire them out
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>>24577481
There's nothing funny about the infestation of dogs and modern pet culture.
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>>24577451

>Modern pet culture.
>Dogs have been domesticated for 40 000 years.
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>>24577518
Dogs and humans are codependent species and have been for millenia....
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>>24576661
for about twelve years he'll be the best buddy you've ever had and you guys will love each other so much

Then he will die and you will want to kill yourself.

Pic related, RIP Max
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they shit LITERALLY everywhere
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>>24576774
>autist
Budding psychopath or sociopath more likely. I'm all for anon posting, but I'd like to refer that poster to some help.
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>>24577451
Aren't you supposed to be reading the Quran?
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>>24577575
>>24577588
The modern pet and the dog's role has changed completely, unless you look at rich nobles etc and their laps dogs which is just as worthless.

Just look at rise of pet industry in last decade.
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>>24577599
Sorry about Max. Put down my 11 year old pup about half a year ago. Still think about her everyday, although the grief has changed and mellowed. Hope you are doing OK.
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>>24576661
If you train the dog, it's fucking amazing. Some basic behavioral conditioning while it's a puppy is all it takes to make things worthwhile. And even that process only takes 2-3 weeks of consistency.

And in return for your efforts, you get a well behaved, obedient, loving companion for the next 10-15 years.

Pretty worth it in my experience.
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>>24577451
Why is it fur intact while the rest of it's flesh is fully decomposed?
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>>24577628
>Dogs and humans have co-evolved brother
We are made for each other
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>>24577661

for the same reason that fur coats don't decompose.

you really didn't think this one through, did you anon?
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>>24577679
Sorry, i'm dumb
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>>24577622
>still posting the islam meme

>>24577666
Nope dogs were made for us, to be tools. For hunting etc.
The vast majority of pt dogs do nothing of the sort and are poorly trained nuisances at best.

Have fun picking up shit.
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>>24577693
Stop lying.

Have you apologized to Allah for masturbating today?
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>>24576661
You have a companion that will die to protect you, and stay by your corpse till it starves

a companion that will comfort you when you are sad, want to play with you when you are happy


it's like what /adv/er's think having a gf is like

instead they get shit on
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>>24577693

>Dogs were made.
>Implying companion animals haven't existed beyond the purpose of hunting since the dawn of time.

You are literally retarded.
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>>24577693
What about specialized service dogs who help the blind and the handicapped? Therapy dogs? Search and rescue? Dogs are needed and always will be.
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>>24577765
Cat-bro here. I truly believe dogs are the superior animal.
>tfw when I see a service dog serving its master.
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It's great. When you're feeling down they always seem to sense it and try to make you feel better. I don't think I'll ever get a pet again though, when my dogs died it only made me miserable even if it was from old age. Maybe when I'm older and have kids I'll get them a dog, teach them to be responsible for something, to appreciate animals and, most important of all, to teach them what it means for something to die when the dog inevitably passes on.
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>>24577754
>what is selective breeding

>>24577765
>service dogs who help the blind and the handicapped
>Search and rescue
A small minority that is tolerated while we still need them.
>Therapy dogs
Meme not even recognized by ADA lol :^)
>Dogs are needed and always will be.
yes because tools never become obsolete.
When we can fix the blind for example we no longer need those dogs.
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Dogs are an IRL meme for normies.
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>>24577867
Anon, why did you join the world's largest cult organization?

Please, for your own sake, leave Islam.
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Depends on how much peanut butter you have on hand tbqh
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>>24577904
dont talk to him, hes just an islamic shitposter
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>>24577904
>trying to annoy me by calling me islamic
Have fun.
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>>24577628
>>24577867
Are you a robot? Can you not see why something can have value beyond pure utility?
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>>24577969
Well I'm very sorry to hear that you do in fact read the Quran, what do you think about what happened in Paris recently?
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Dogs are a meme animal
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>>24578032
cats are the meme animal in our digital age
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>>24577867
Even if they are no longer needed for the blind, they will still be needed for other handicaps and will always be used for life saving jobs. They are very important in that way.
Makes sense it wouldn't be recognized by the ADA since therapy dogs aren't the same as service dogs and aren't for people with disability. Therapy dogs visit the sick and bedridden in hospitals.
Dogs are much more than tools and heal people emotionally and save people. Why are you so mad? Did Max bite you as a kid?
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>>24578032
cats are literally meme animals
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>>24577986

He's an autistic shitskin, m8

Hating dogs is a normie thing to do. Robots should like animals because animals are not people. If you don't like dogs you are a huge faggot and need to commit suicide and then go back to reddit.
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>>24578089
>Before humans had any idea what evolution was, they evolved the dog out of the wolf.
It's awesome. Dogs are better at some forms of social understanding than chimps are.
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>>24576842
This, cats are based.
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>>24578089
Claiming any tool will be needed forever is extremely presumptions. You sound like some farmer saying horses will always be needed to pull the plow.

>>24578163
>>24578163
>He's an autistic shitskin, m8
Nope, way to make an ass out of u and me.
>Hating dogs is a normie thing to do
Lol dogs are like the normiest animal in the world, ever other normie walks their stupid mutt and lets it shit one the sidewalk. Idiot.
>Robots should like animals because animals are not people
Teenage misanthrope detected.
>If you don't like dogs you are a huge faggot and need to commit suicide and then go back to reddit.
Lol I doubt reddit hates dogs.
You're getting your insults and ad homs all confused I guess you're pretty triggered :)
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>>24578242
We didn't exactly need to specify you were an allahu snackbar for you to look like an ass.
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>>24578242
Why do you insist that dogs can only be tools?
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>>24576661
cats are better. not trying to start a fight, they really just are.
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>>24578242
>Lol dogs are like the normiest animal in the world, ever other normie walks their stupid mutt and lets it shit one the sidewalk. Idiot.

I don't believe you, or you live in some shit country. Normies rage about dogs all the time where I live and cry over the aforementioned sidewalk shitters, also nobody can have a dog because dogs don't fit in apartments.

>le triggeredxD

You're the one who's spent the last half hour complaining about how shit dogs are, dumb nigger. u mad?
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>>24578242
Horses will always be needed, not necessarily to plow, but they will be needed. Horses are still used now for transportation AND used to pull plow. Dogs are used for many things, even if they are not needed in one field they are needed and wanted in another.
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>>24578331
Last half hour? Try a year.
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>>24578331
>I don't believe you, or you live in some shit country.
Are you that dumb fucking swiss fuck?
>nobody can have a dog because dogs don't fit in apartments.
Lol good, hope you never get a dog.

>>24578333
>Horses will always be needed
you joking? do you live in fucking mongolia? I can't think of anything horses are used for near me except novelty things like racing. Police got ride of their horses years ago because they're expensive, unwieldy and generally not useful compared to bikes, motorbikes, etc.
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>>24578393
Horses are used for tons of shit here in the country. They ride them all over the place and they do plow the farms and ranch here where there are actual farms. And their actual shit is used popularly on farms. But dogs can use their minds in a different way so they aren't really comparable.
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>>24578527
>Horses are used for tons of shit here in the country.
And you think this won't change? Let's see where the horses are in 2100?
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OP owning a dog can be nice, but there are many things you need to be careful of.

I've had this problem where I have gotten into the habit of /suckingonmydogspenis/ and now he scratches on my door all day and everytime I go to the bathroom he bolts in through my legs and comes right in with me. He always has a big erection when doing these things so it's VERY embarrassing around my family and i try to make it go down just so my family doesn't suspect me as much.

I've been getting better lately, sometimes i'm able to go into the bathroom and the dog will bolt in with me, but i won't /suckonhispenis/. I just hate how me and my dog leave the bathroom at the same time and he still has a big erection, makes me feel bad.

So be careful of things like this.
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>>24576842
>>24578234
betafags/women detected
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>>24577451
>>>/qa/360186

have you posted in this thread even once?
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bump all day errday
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>>24576661
It honestly depends on the breed.

We've had only two dogs so far.

One was a miniature poodle who would growl and snarl and snap at everyone who wasn't my mother, if not outright bite us.

Now we have a golden retriever who has never growled at anyone or any other dog, loves everyone, and only accidentally bitten us when we gave him food from our fingertips but it was never a hard bite.


Generally speaking, the smaller the dog the meaner and shittier they are. beware of old white tiny ladies walking older, whiter, tinier dogs.
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>feel guilty about locking it in the house but not caring for it particularly well
>not enough to treat it better though

having a pet is shit for everyone involved if you're lazy
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