Somebody once told me
This board was full of roasties
I ain't the biggest flap on this page
She was looking kinda bad
With her pussy torn by Chad
to look like an Arby's sandwich
Well the flaps start flappin
and they don't stop floppin
Show them your beef
and the boners stop poppin
Didn't make sense to fuck roast beef
Makes duck calls when you hear them queef
What's it to you, don't be ass sore
Nothing's wrong with ditching a flap whore
The Arby's scares of all the guys
The wind makes their vagoos fly
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
Innies pure as the snow
All whore roasties please go
It's a sick place, and they blame genetics
But Jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
But the white knights beg to differ
Looking at a hole that looks like roast beef dinner
The keks we bait, aren't getting it in
The innie virgins are free from sin
Their rage is on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it, FUCK ALL ROASTIE WHORES
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
Innies pure as the snow
All whore roasties please go
Hey now, you're a roastie, it's nasty, go away
Hey now, you're a roastie, don't want your beef buffet
Innies pure as the snow
All whore roasties please go
>>24575817
For what it's worth, I kek'd
>tfw I started singing it in my head after the first line
What is this sorcery.
someone please sing this on vocaroo i will give ou my left tit
>>24575817
How the fuck do men stick their dicks in those?
>>24575817
Yes. Go see the new James Bond. Yes, now all of a sudden you won't show up. Didn't see that one coming. ROASTIES ARE DIGSUTING
>>24575817
SOMEBODYfuck i miss these meme threads
>>24575817
screenshotted, can't wait to post this on /r/4chan
>>24576078
Literally who gives a fuck. I dont go there so i dont care what they say there
Someone better be fucking singing this in vocaroo right now so we can kek heartily
PLEASE
SING
THIS
>>24576147
Fuck of roastie tripfag
>>24576147
>mystery
You get nothing until you post feet.
>>24576147
>>24576113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BgVVIAG78m
>>24576733
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BgVVIAG78m
Its no works anon.
Pls to fix it
>>24576733
Oops, fucked up the link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BgVVlAG78m
Genius
Pussyblox
>>24576808
jahahahahahah
>>24576808
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BgVVlAG78m
cant
stop
laughing
>>24576808
Play again?
>yes pls
>>24576808
beautiful. Just perfect
>>24576808
well done, friedo
>>24576808
Nice lisp, you gay or just omega?
>>24575817
Top fkn kek m8 song is gr8 I r8 it 8 out of 8
>born in 88
>that smash mouth cd was the first cd I bought
>no, not off iTunes you fuckin young fags
>>24577108
Sup roastie? Feeling a little toasty this evening?
>>24576808
Fucking perfect.
>>24575817
Is roast beef the result of fucking or is it not?
>>24577131
Yef I'm feefing fefy toafty :P
>>24576808
I was just about to sing it if no one else stepped up. But my pitch would've been too high and it would've sounded beta af. You did great man, thanks.
>>24577162
correct my friend
>>24577247
Thanks my roastie-hating friend.
>>24577277
Im not convinced, ive fucked three confirmed sluts who had pristine looking pussays and one "only had one boyfriend" chick with beef
best thread in months
10/10
>>24575817
>>24576808
Well I'm dying now
lmao
If she sports a beef curtain, know there's STDs a-lurkin'
Anymore?
if she gots the roast, you gotta make like a ghost
if the pussy reminds you of Arby's, tell her to "Please leave"
If her lips look like a sandwhich, get rid of that hoe ass bitch
ARbys was about to go out of business until this meme started
>>24577312
I think it's mostly genetics and a little bit excessive sexual interaction, masturbation or childbirth. I personally don't mind minor roasties but that's me. Most other robots seem to prefer the perfect little tucked away pussies. At the end of the day though any pussy is good pussy as long as it's tight. Robots can't afford to be picky.
>>24577660
>Robots can't afford to be picky.
Speak for yourslef anon, I never masturbate to roasties.
>>24577660
My vagina does not look anywhere near the one like the girl in the OPs. It's an innie with lips that wrap around my finger. All my life I assumed all vaginas looked like mine until r9k.
Actually, I masturbate too, and it's impossible for my labia to just grow or stretch because it's not like I'm tugging on it.
Plus the lips are the outside skin which these women seem to fucking lack i don't know why.
Give the original creator of this credit OP.
>>24577781
lets see it senpai
>tfw cant fix small penis as easily as roasties can fix their beef curtains
not fair tbqhwyf
>>24577781
>>24577781
I saw plenty of girls with roasties when i was in school and we had swimming lessons. As I said, it's mostly genetics. If little virginal ten year olds can have it, anyone can. I have an innie too but I know I'm one of the lucky few. When I had friends we talked about this and most of them had outies. Maybe some women just have stretch resistant cooches?
>>24576808
THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
>>24575817
>>24576808
i needed this laugh, cheers guys
>>24577939
The curtains there don't even bother me, it's the blue/ purple cunt I'm worried about. What's going on there?
>>24577939
IS THERE LITERALLY SEMEN IN HER FUCKING CUNT?
>>24577996
>virginal ten year olds
>implying they aren't riding Chad's cock at 8
>>24578010
You're a grill right?
Be my gf?
>cut off useful flap of skin on baby's penis
>muhh tradition don't want an anteater dick oy vey
>cut off useless flap of skin on baby's vagina
>FUCKING BABY MUTILATOR YOU SICK FUCK I HOPE YOU ROT IN JAIL YOU CHILD MOLESTER FREAK
>>24578062
>>24578040
It's just standard vaginal secretion stuff
>That's the way I like it, FUCK ALL ROASTIE WHORES
mild kek
>>24578523
You mean Chad's excess cum.
>>24577939
where the hell did the skin for those lips come from?
>>24576147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hIf37A01es
A bit late, and probably not as good as >>24576808 but I tried with my guitar
>>24577939
Good sir, what are the expenditures for these fine commodities?
am askin for a friendo L :
>>24576808
>>24576808
>>24576808
MY FUCKING SIDES
Well done lad
>>24576037
Feels good actually ,the lips wrap around the dick and adds added pleasure. They also get wetter.
Arab men love roasties
>>24579930
how do arab men love roasties . i thought they stone anyone who isnt a virign
>>24579982
Women can be naturally born with large labias, large labias and early puberty are signs of high estrogen.
A bleeding girl of 9 roastie > doesnt bleed until 15 innie, sensually and hormonally speaking
>>24580021
that was a test
u pass anon u pass
>>24579793
that was nice pal
>>24579793
10/10 quite groovy
b my bf
>>24579793
This was great, please thank you.
Any more?
>>24579793
fantastic man, has that awkward beta touch to it
>>24579930
Those aren't lips. Those are flaps.
Lips are the skin around the labia and clitorus...she has none.
>>24575817
Recorded it myself here, m8. Have fun, robots
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MhuYiUeTZw
>>24580841
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MhuYiUeTZw
This is quite good, friend.
>>24580841
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MhuYiUeTZw
you sound like you fuck emo roasties
5 out of 10
>>24576808
10/10 post my nigga
>>24576808
R9KS GOT TALENT
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>>24576808
>that outro
Incredible work anon
>>24580841
>that bridge
Anon topkek, good fuckin show
>>24580841
I combined your version with the first one in the thread. I think we might have the r9k anthem here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19hEVwqJTNs
>>24581590
Op of the second version here.
>the bridge actually got better
>the harmonies
Brings a tear to my eye, anon
Certified epic thread.
(new sincerity btw, this is great stuff)
boasting in ebin thread :DDD
>>24580841
>>24579793
>>24576808
>>24580841
>>24579793
>>24576808
i will suck all of your cocks
Can someone please do this one
>>24577939
>radiant rejuvenation
those were some quality tip top kek threads
>>24580841
you hit them high notes great, anon!
>>24581590
holy shit this is good
underrated post
>>24576808
No passion or effort at all. Terrible.
>>24581898
Crashing out tonight. Saving these lyrics. Will post a version of this in this thread tomorrow morning as soon as I wake up, or post a new thread if this ones dead.
Sleep tight robots. See you kids on the morrow.
>>24581969
roastie please flap away
>>24581590
timeless classic, thanks a lot anon
>>24575817
>>24576808
>>24579793
>>24580841
you've made me smile
thanks
>>24575817
Fucken nice, both the vocaroos were good too. I'd make one as well but I only have my phone with me right now. Good job anyway bros :^)
Anyone want to do this song?
>https://youtube.com/channel/UCVi6hWFU-pZgG2KAV-WN8eQ
>>24581898
Here you go my man.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rTVinDpEBg
>>24582448
good but
>not doing the whole thing
>>24582496
I would have but I don't know the song well enough.
https://youtu.be/yeRpWKTTW4A enjoy
