ITT: we dispel /r9k/ myths
>you need a big dick to please a girl and make her scream
I have an average dick (5.75x5) and the last two girls I fucked both had nice fat asses. Both of them screamed loudly. 5'8 manlet with a 7/10 face.
>you need to be 6', short girls only go for tall men
True for a small minority of girls, notably the braindead ones with no personality and little to bring to the table. I had a gf who was 5'1, have dated a few girls between 5'0-5'3.
>looks are all that matter
It's all relative. You need one or two things about you that stand out, that's all. Uniqueness helps a lot too. Confidence for example, is hugely underrated these days by males. Women still absolutely love it as they always have. You don't need social status or money for it. I have a fucking skeleton body, never seen wrists or hands smaller on a male, even smaller than the girl I'm currently seeing has bigger ones than me.
>inb4 "rooo norman"
>5'7
>5'10 likes you
>>24555239
Exactly. Manlets can even get tall women. Personally that's not my thing since it just doesn't feel right to me for the girl to be taller.
>it matters to have a gf
Yes. Kill yourself if you don't have one.
>>24555214
The roastie meme is true though, right?
>>24555335
What do you mean? I've seen a handful of pussies and none were roasties luckily. But roasties are obviously real. Not sure how common though.
>>24555367
I mean that roastie = slut.
>>24555374
No, roasties are born genetically
>>24555214 Wow. That's amazing. Here's my stats:
>white male
>perfect skin, no blemishes etc
>6'3
>somewhat thin
>brown/gray hair
>bedroom eyes
>strong chin
>can grow a nice beard
>nice lips, nice teeth
25 year old virgin with 0 friends. Where did I go wrong...?
>>24555388
And they're genetically predestined to be sluts? What a horrible fate.
So glad to see someone else mention the fact that girls who only like tall guys are almost always not the type of girls people on here would get along with. There are so many girls out there that you really shouldn't waste so much time thinking about the ones who don't matter.
>>24555239
>be 5'4 guy
>6'3 grill like yous
>>24555374
Skin flaps are something you're born with, please don't take lessons on anatomy from /r9k/ memeology
>>24555407
I don't know but you should kill yourself.
>>24555427
They at least correlate with slutiness right?
>>24555438
Why is that motherfucker?
>>24555407
What are some interests/hobbies you have? Are you good at anything? Maybe you just need to demonstrate value
>>24555407
What's your face out of 10? It's either that or Shi personality/no confidence. If you're okay looking and had confidence you could walk up to any girl up to a 8/10 and ask them to coffee and they'd almost definitely say yes
>>24555457
>living life on easy mode
>still unable to get any
You're a living joke
>>24555407
Not OP, but you're probably behaving like an autist. This turns people off from you immediately. If you have terrible social anxiety, try to see if you can get a prescription for anti-anxiety medication for however long it takes. Don't abuse it, just use it to catapult you into social situations so that you can build a small circle of people. It worked for me.
>>24555407
all you listed were physical traits. you probably have no social skills, personality, or character.
>>24555407
You have a job and/or money?
here's a good image that dispels a lot of /r9k/ bitching
>>24555407
OP here. The answer is your personality. I have a robot friend irl who looks chad-like like you and looks normie and cool as fuck and is a virgin. Simply put, you don't act like a normal human being because you never socialised enough. I was a virgin until a few years ago (24 now). You can make huge improvements even at your age; I'm constantly improving still. All you need to do is suck it up and frequently put yourself into social situations/try getting dates with girls online etc.
Much spaghetti will be spilt at first. Fail forward.
>>24555445
My one girlfriend from highschool had an innie and she turned out to be a slut
>screamed loudly
This is a meme, unless you're with a virgin and you're actually hurting her. Let me guess, she also had an orgasm from penetration?
>>24555498
I fucking love innies; I mean, it's unhealthy as fuck at this point.
>>24555484
Yeah. I live alone, and never leave my apt except to go to work.
>>24555472
My face is handsome like I said in the other post. I can barely speak irl and when I speak up, I sound mentally retarded.
>>24555471
I'm really good
at drawing hentai.
>>24555496
How do I improve my personality?
Most of the faggots I see getting laid have shit personalities as well.
obviously the manlet and dick things are just memes, fucking hell if you fall for it you deserve to wallow in self pity.
>>24555556
>never leave my apartment except for work
This might be one part of your issue.
>>24555407
Every time I post this it gets a million replies.
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is.
>>24555513
I can promise you it happened/happens. Last girl was 2 nights ago. She was so loud I was concerned neighbours in the hotel would complain.
The trick is to be really rough. Fast fucking while being very dominant.
>>24555595
Yeah sure she's screaming but you're a retard if you think it's not just an act.
>>24555574
It's just a meme if you're average. If you're below average in height or dick size you're still gonna have problems.
After 13 years of research and intensive investigation, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Pullover Man. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. His name is Pullover Man.
>>24555641
Goddamn my friend what a sick meme!!!!!!!! Hahahaha fuck man it's perfect!
Dank/10!!!!!
>>24555214
You're posting all this on /r9k/, I don't believe any of it.
>>24555563
Your definition of "shit personality" is delusional though, my man. In reality, you're the one with the shit personality. Otherwise you'd be able to make friends with ease.
I always used to look down on normie-like apes with "shit" personalities. Now I've wised up, I see the things people like about them. Simply put, they're fun, confident and outgoing, and they're bringing that all to the table. What do you bring?
>How do I improve my personality?
- Be immersed in a social environment. So basically, frequently turn up and stay in the fucking room. Work, university events, general public, wherever.
- Keep trying. You want friends, so try and don't give up despite the setbacks you'll inevitably run into.
- Watch what others do similarly and try to understand why the way you do it is weird to everyone else
- Understand that social norms can be entirely illogical. For example, it's socially unacceptable to pick fruit from a tree yet entirely expected for you to buy it from a shop, laced with synthetic chemicals. Yet it still helps a lot to be socially acceptable as a person. Integrating your weird shit is high-level stuff you shouldn't even be trying yet. Leave your powerlevel back at home.
>>24555628
I guess that's why she wants round 2. You're just projecting your insecurity, my man.
>>24555214
I can second this. I am female and my opinions are largely in line with this post.
>>24555684
I don't want friends, I just want some stupid whore to get my dick wet. I'd get a hooker, but all the hookers in my area are nasty and I'm pretty sure a condom wouldn't keep me from getting an STD.
I don't give a fuck about making or keeping friends. Also, if you met the people I've seen, you'd agree they have shitty, boring personalities too.
>>24555720
please be in london le meme
>>24555720
OP here. Want some fug?
>>24555728
You're a broken guy. Reality is a mirror of yourself. You should want friends. Also, if you can't make a friend, you very likely can't get a fucking girl. The way you act around other men reflects how successful you are with women.
What you're forgetting is about people who don't like groups, aka gammas. I'm fine with a few friends, and I like not talking to groups of people.
>>24555777
I can make friends just fine, I just don't care about their friendship or have any will to maintain it.
>>24555814
Well aren't you just a bundle of joy!
>24555809
People generally only want to talk to those on a similar social level. When you realise this you'll understand why if you're a nerdy guy you attract nerdy friends, if you're a social chad you attract... you know the rest.
So to climb the ladder you need to start talking to people slightly above you socially. Not too far above, but just enough so that they'll actually enjoy being around you.
>>24555839
Thanks for the help, retard.
>>24555814
Why don't you care about friendships?
There's no such thing as "normies."
Your generalizations about women are unfair and inaccurate.
Most of your unhappiness is your own fault.
>>24555865
Because they're a waste of time and an overall burden to me. They don't provide me with any benefits so I don't see any reason to keep any prolonged contact with them. I think the longest friendship I've kept was ~2 years.
Once someone stops being worthwhile to me I'll just toss them to the curb and look for someone else to hang out with.
>>24555857
With an attitude like that nobody is going to help you...ever.
>>24555905
I have fun with my friends. It's nice sharing ideas with each other and having some laughs and making good memories. I can't get this anywhere else, not from some girl or the internet.
People aren't expendable. If you don't care about your friends on some level, you shouldn't call them friends.
>>24555905
I can relate, but we're the minority.
>>24555957
I'm not capable of having fun. I'm not trying to sound edgy or anything, but I literally have no feelings whatsoever and I don't get what people mean when they say shit like that.
I guess you're right when I shouldn't call them friends, but my parents always get pissy whenever I call them liabilities or whatever.
>>24556003
Were you abused or did you have any very traumatic experiences while growing up? Have you ever had fun in the past?
>>24556054
My parents verbally abused me. Me dad would frequently belittle me and would call me a bully for beating up my younger brothers and sister. They usually put me on the back burner because they were too busy looking after them/making sure I wasn't destroying shit around the house. I was practically invisible to everyone all throughout school as well.
I guess you could say I was emotionally neglected growing up.
My gf is 6' and said she could never be with a man shorter than her. She's also made condescending remarks about my small dick and how it's perfect size but then reminisces with stars in her eyes about her last bf who was so big he bade her bleed and she had some kind of prescription lidocaine and steroids cream prescribed by her gyno to accommodate it. I will always hate her and myself for being with her, but autists take what they can get. Money and looks matter but my gf is always saying shit about how hot I am and how she loves whatever I wear for date night.
Maybe I just have an inferiority complex from hell but every time she talks about me u think she's being dishonest, a slut, a gold digger, or something else bad. Fucking bitch. I would have it all if only my dick mere big, or even average. 5.5"x4.75". I used bath mate and it's helped some but it's still same length, and that half inch girth increase fades to about a quarter inch increase by the time I next shower. I haven't quit using it so I don't know if 5" is my new normal but I'm not about to start. The last time we had anal she said it hurt which was unusual. That's all the motivation I need to never stop pumping. 10 minutes every day. I have a penis traction device I need to start using but it's still in the box. If I could be 7x6 that's perfect. Realistically I'd be happy with 6x5.5 though. I just want to be perfect and it pisses me off how everything else is easily changed. Gain weight? Eat more and gym. More money? Study and rub elbows/suck metaphorical dick. But penis? All we have is bandaid solutions like bathmate and being extra rough like hitting and pulling hair. It's a cruel world.
>>24556107
Your emotions are highly suppressed by your upbringing by the sounds of it. Read "Matrix Reimprinting using EFT: Rewrite Your Past, Transform Your Future", this stuff is fixable.
When you start to feel emotions properly you'll be utterly shocked at what you were missing out on. Juice fasting detox and heavy metal detoxes helps with this too (for physical causes), but focus on the above first.
>>24555374
No, not at all. The whole roastie thing is just a /r9k/ meme.
>>24556112
Penis pumps offer a temporary increase in size, the only way to permanently increase the size of your penis is surgery.
>7/10
>looks don't matter gaiz just bee le self xD xD xD
am I going to make it?
>6'2"
>skelly mode, limpest of wrists, 150 pounds
>6-6.25 inch dick, never measured width but probably like 4-4.5 in
>face isn't that ugly or anything but have light ace
>socially doing fine, able to maintain friendships, even with women
