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>your 5'3'' dad and 4'8'' mom decided to get a son
I love being a 5'2'' male in this modern society.

Manlet thread
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>>24541195
This is like dwarves and people with genetic disorders having children, it is so wrong. No woman will ever respect you.
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>>24541195
are you asian family?
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>>24541195

>tfw 5'8"
>poor posture so i look even shorter

JUST FUCK MY SPINE UP
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that fucking monstrosity needs to be euthanized
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>tfw 5'9.5"
>tfw average

Feels average man
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5'6"
Please. Just let me grow a little more. Just 2 more inches is all I want.

P L E A S E
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>tfw 6'0 caucasian male
>tfw want to have kids with a 4'9 asian female

I'm sorry for my future kids, if I ever manage to spawn any. I'm a virgin and don't know any 4'9 females but still want it
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>>24541270

No, man. I'm 5' 8". Its not any better up here. The women in college were mostly 5' 8" to 6' 2".
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>>24541195
24 years old 5'5" manlet, 5 Inch dicklet here.

Can't say every girl drools over me but i'm pretty happy overall. Had sex and a gf and everything.
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>>24541270
I'll give you 2 inches bb. By which I mean my cock.
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>tfw 5'7" mom and 6' dad = 6'4" me
Feels good to tower over you mantlets.
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>>24541195
Awh, I'm sure you can be a cute girl's little slave boy Anon-kun

Pat pat desu :3
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>>24541290
Tall girls are hot.
But I live in the U.K, and people are generally shorter. At least you look like an adult at that height.
>>24541295
Is that all?
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>>24541304

I wish people viewed 5' 8" guys as adults. I got openly mocked by my supposed friends in for being short. They made fun of me for having "little legs".
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>>24541293
Pretty much the same physical measurements except I look at the mirror everyday and cry for being a midget. Most of the girls these days are 5'8 and taller, it's not funny when I stand next to them.
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>>24541320
Yeah but I'm weird though. I'm 5'6", but I have broad as fuck shoulders, huge feet, and hairy as fuck legs.

I'm like a fucking experiment.
I hope it means I'm not done growing
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>>24541338
How old are you? Manlets stop growing at 15.
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>>24541338

I'm the same. Very broad shoulders and bigger feet than most 6' guys. It doesn't mean shit, sorry. Its just what happens when guys have the shortness deformity. Their limbs seem out of proportion forever.
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>>24541356
18. I've definitely been growing through those years. I think I'm just slow as fuck because only last year did I start getting facial hair.
Either that, or I'm doomed to look like a weird byproduct of a man-child.
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>>24541224
Turk
>>24541219
I know
>>24541300
o3o
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>>24541195
>know a 28 year old guy who's already almost entirely bald, about 5'7" and ugly
>he married a woman who's 24, has no figure and looks 40 with a very misshapen face and lots of moles
>they just had a child
He's going to end up here.
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>>24541337

I've never been self concerned about my height. If anything, i'd wish my dick was bigger but oh well.

I'd lie to you if i told you that most tall girls like this (or girls at all), but what can you do, man? Just try to accept what you are, and you'll notice some girls can actually find you atractive besides your height.
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>>24541391
eugenics is immoral they said
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>>24541289
I'm a 6'1" white guy currently dating a 4'11" Asian girl. I want to have kids with her one day. I hope if one of them is a boy he'll grow to at least 5'9. Diet plays a big factor.
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>>24541370
It's not just about girls for me though. I wanted to 6ft ever since I started to grow. We manlets have no clue how fucking awesome being taller than 90%of the world.
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Fuck, this reply>>24541721 is for>>24541392
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>Be 6'3
>The males in my family get taller with each generation
>My son will probably be like 6'7
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>160cm tall
>My height is constantly used as an insult
>Exercise to keep anxiety under control
>Now, I supposedly have a Napoleon complex too

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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>>24541337

>Most girls are 5'8

In heels, yes. Average for a girl is still 5'4-5'5.
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>>24541195
Man you're fucking short
I am an inch taller

>tfw 5'6 manlet father decides to marry 4'11 womanlet mom because she was cute at the time
>tfw result is me, an ultra short 5'4 manlet
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>5' 10" dad marries 5' 3" mom
>I'm 6' 2"
wew
Granted my dad is only that short because he was abused and malnourished as a child and was born like a month too early but still
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dad is like 5'4, mum is 5'5

im 5'9, brother is over 6 foot.

nice try dad you fuck head.
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hej gustav
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Dad is 5'8 mom is 5'0
I'm 6'0 and brother is 6'2
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>>24542197
My uncle is 5'5 and he married a 5'9 woman.
His son is 5'6
daughter is 5'11

It's simultaneously sad and hilarious
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>dad is like 5'7''
>mom is like 5'3''
>end up 5'7''

>cousin's dad is like 5'5''
>cousin's mom is like 5'4''
>he ends up something like 6'2''

fucking bullshit
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>>24541361
>>24541338
5'7 here, shoulders like a brick shithouse thanks to the weights. and wide back too. at least i have that top-end powerful look instead of just being another weak 150lb pussymanlet
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>>24541477
Pics of your qt gf?
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>dad is 5 11
>mom is 5 7
>im 6 3
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>Mom is 6'0''
>dad is 5'10''
>I'm 5'10"

FUCK
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my dad is 6' and my mom is is 4'10 and me and my brother are 5'8"

are womanlets dooming their offspring?
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>>24542502
yes, and your dumb as fuck father too for giving away his genetics
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5'5.5", here. Blessed with a good face, and personality. My problem is living in a jock-and-cheerleader-type town and being away from like-minded, arty individuals. Should be out of here soon, and with my scene. Being depressed one of the worst fucking things...
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I'm 5'1. If I ever get a GF, she must be below 4' and of legal age. If I can't fatheer non-manlets, then I will father Ralph Pootawn.
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>>24542469
Do you have fantasies where she dominates you?
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>>24542714

5' 1" master race reporting in!

> tfw no amazon gf to reach high things for me... Kaitlynn!!!
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>>24541820

Anon, that includes 70 year old women. Women of our generation, the only women relevant to us, are all 5' 8" or taller.
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>>24542718
Never thought about it. And no.
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>>24541195
5'8" britfag here, 6.5 inch cock too. Life's good, as is the sex. People who think that being an inch or two under average stops you from getting laid are involuntarily celibate for reasons other than their height, I assure you.
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>>24544026

LOL you aren't fooling anyone, virgin
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>>24541289
This. I'm 6'4", white, and am only ever attracted to short asian girls. Too socially inept to ever go anywhere with it though, so doesn't matter.
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>>24542502
my dad was 6'0 and my mom is 5'0. I end up being 5'7. Come on dad, what the fuck were you thinking?
>I get a younger brother who ends up being 5'11
>JUST
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6'56'' reporting in, my back will be fucking broken in 20 years.
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>>24544390
You're 10'8"?
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met a 155cm~ guy with a 150cm~ girl the other day. they approached while i was sitting and i was equal heights with them. I laughed internally.
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>>24544506
Either I really suck at calculating metre into feet, or I don't get you. Anyways, 2 metre tall.
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>>24542256
das pretty hot 2bhonest familia

>father 5'11
>mother 5'10
>me almost 6'4

i need some normal height grill to make my kids shorter, 6'4 is a bit ridiculous
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Are you for real OP? Why would a woman of any height date a short man? I assumed all short women are pickier than average women in the height of a man?
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>>24544658
BIG BENIN :DD:DDDDDD:D
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>>24541270
>Just 2 more inches is all I want.
thats what she said
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>>24541814
>Napoleon complex
did you try to attack russia in the winter?
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>>24541195

>be 6'
>have 5' 90 lb qt 3.14 petite gf
>tfw denying manlets the only grills shorter than they are
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dad is 5'9" and mom is 5'0", me and my brother both are 5'9". whew
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>>24543721
I'll reach for your dick
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>>24541814
This 2bh. Other than accepting your place on a bullshit totem pole, the only path to recognition is to actually be fucking Napolean incarnate, except ultimately win everything.
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>>24544766
Pics or you're a lying manlet
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>>24544026
Brits are irrelevant, your woman fuck their brothers and mudslimes
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>>24545157
lol why? It's not like it's outrageously unbelievable.
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>>24541195
>be 1,70
>only >1,50 girls get wet when they see me
>taller than that fell weirded out

fucking worthless animals they need to be enslaved
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>not being over 6'
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>>24541195
>dad is 5'4
>mom is 5'1
>I'm 5'4
>younger brother is 5'8
shhhiiieeet
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>>24542256
post pics of her !!
not origianllll
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>>24542469
post pics of mom plz!
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>>24544766
Have fun with your manlet offspring, faggot. I'm gonna bully your son until he kills himself.
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>6'2
>taller than father
>still walking like an edgy fool with a hunch
>belittling and pun-intended personality
>girls liked me in their heads somehow

but wait there's more!

>schizoid
>poor fatigue
>fatass
>shit hairline
>4/10 face
>75% boners after degrading this far
>failing at life
>no irl friends
>opening up to people frightens them, honesty puts them off (reason why I didn't distort perfect idolization of girls that liked me, robots and failed normies included on frightened list)
>generally mean but bona fide
>girls paralyze my brain

I envy every single of you who could do something remotely close to making a move on a girl, no matter how small.
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>>24545526
Not gonna have offspring cause I'm sterile. Just means I can fuck qt short grills bareback all day and then pass them on to beta manlets like you after they're 25 and old. I'm good looking and literally 98% of girls are shorter than me, but I exclusively choose the qt short ones.
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>>24541477
Fucking pathetic. You should be embarrassed. Selfish cunt creating more elliot rodgers. People like you and your whore of a girlfriend belong in jail.
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>>24545744
kek, you're not even tall by lanklet standards
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>>24545749
whoever made this was mad as fuck
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>>24545788
I agree, it looks like one of those Byzantine paintings.
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>>24541195
>tfw 5'4'' and women will never take you 100% seriously
Even the women who kinda/sorta want my D really don't. They're kinda flirty but they know they could get someone hotter.
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>all these tallfags making fun of manlets
>they have kids with a 5'1 women
>they have a manlet son
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>>24541382
So you're Asian.
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>>24545788
>Please never post that baby again.
>It's so disturbing.

why did you deleted it you faggot?
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>>24541195
My Dad was 6'2. I ended up 6'0. One of my old highschool friends had a super manlet Dad. He was like 5'5. But his wife is easily 6'2 or close and his son ended up 6'1. So if you're a manlet get yourself a tall Aryan woman and fix your genes.
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>>24544602
2m is 6'7''-6'8'', not 6'5''.

To all the Europoors and beaners, when converting from cm/m to feet AND inches, use this calculator: http://www.csgnetwork.com/csgcvtcmeters2ftincalc.html

Don't just convert to feet, you need feet and inches.
1 foot = 12 inches, not 10 inches.
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>>24541195
>tfw dad is 6'2"
>tfw mom is 5'1"
>tfw I'm 5'8"
I hate my dad so fucking much.
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>>24546157
Your dad thinks you're a failure. You will always be a child to him and no one will ever take you seriously.
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>>24546189
>you can't possible work out or get more imposing in any way, FACT!
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>>24541253
Iktfb. Goddamn I wish I was 5'11".
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>>24541195
Will you be my boyfriend? I'm 5'8 and love short guys
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>>24541195
>have a major thing for short women
>have never found a girl over 5'6" attractive
>don't want my son to be manlet
what do i do?
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>>24546515
You're short too, faggot.
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>>24546562
Feel okay desu, except around lanklets who're like 6'4. But lanklets are more like lanklels
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>>24541195
stop feeling sorry for yourself and find a short wife to marry.
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5 11'' king of manlets reporting I'm. Who wears heels and insoles?
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>tfw 5' parents
>tfw I'm 6'2"
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>>24541382
T U R K R O A C H


basically go away you shitskin :3
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>5'2'' male

Holy shit, and i already feel like a fucking dwarf being 5'7"

I'm so sorry OP
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>>24544766
oh fuck man

D E V I L I S H
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>6'3 with broad shoulders.
>Ugly face, glasses, weak bones, and acne.

Am I allowed to feel bad or not?
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oh yeah another baby budda hitler thread yessss
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>>24547629
No, fuck off.

This wasn't original
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