Alright guys, help me out here.
> senior in hs, 18
> notice qt 10/10 roaming the halls
> employing my epic PI skills, I've learned her name and that she's two grades below me
> know she spends a lot of lunch breaks in the library with a group of friends
So I've got a plan to break the ice with her.
> walk past her table
> steal her phone or a bunch of papers or something stealthily
> wait for lunch to end and her to be walking away by herself
> walk up and return phone/papers, saying "you left this behind" or some such.
> introduce myself, strike up conversation
> profit
Pretty foolproof, right?
Stealing is wrong. Your plan is wrong. You are wrong.
>>24524046
unless you get caught and then you'll be ostracised forever
>>24524046
>Pretty foolproof, right?
Except for the whole stealing bit, that might cause a hitch or two in the plan.
Yeah if you get caught you're pretty much out of the game. Just stalk her until she drops something.
>>24524046
Just go up and talk to her, faggot. Interrupt her conversation with friends: "Hey, you. Yeah, you, come here." Then strike up a conversation after you pull her out of her comfort zone. I bet money that she'll listen and go over to you, then talk with you. Don't resort to stealing because being as autistic as you are for even devising this plan: you're going to drop the phone and make a fool out of yourself.
Stealing part has a few kinks to work out
Literally autism: the thread
>>24524118
You have a point there. My pickpocket skill is not high at all.
The anon below you has a good point. I could wait for her to drop something on her own. But that might take a while.
>>24524202
Bro, you're literally going to stalk her until she drops something? You _really_ think that no one is going to notice this?
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JUST. FUCKING. TALK. TO. HER. See >>24524137.
I swear, the level of autism on this goddamn board is too high for me sometimes. Goddamn.
