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No matter how "nice" you are, Alexa will always go
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No matter how "nice" you are, Alexa will always go for the tall stud.
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>teenager
>oversized shirt
classic
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>>24419359
They look good together though. They're both about the same in attractiveness.

If it was an ugly girl w/ a tall stud your point would make more sense
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>>24419389
She's got a huge disgusting scar on her torso FYI
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>>24419411
She survived both cancer and autism.
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>tfw keked
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>>24419389

both 8/10s
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>>24419427

What happened to this guy? did he died already?
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>>24419445
Someone posted his Instagram a while ago, I don't have it though.

He probably thinks about that episode every day.
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>>24419445
Heard he became a chad. Don't know for sure though
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>>24419445
Killed himself a few months ago actually. His instagram has been offline since then
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>>24419359
Hmmm... I wonder what this "stud" did that made the night "that much better"
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>>24419602
source? never heard that
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>>24419624
Don't have a source. It was talked about here a few months ago and his parents posted some message on his instagram before it was deleted. Guess the bullying about getting keked by Shari's berries never stopped.
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>>24419636
if that's really true, then it's a god damn shame. He thought he was doing everything right to "get the girl." Instead he just ruined his own life
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>>24419636
sounds like some bs r9k made up 2bh
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>>24419849
well thats what you get for not being born chad
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She got a big as fuck scar on her tummy that makes her actually physically repulsive without a top. She is really self-conscious about it, too. See this picture? See how she presses her elbow against her chest? Guess why.
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>>24419975
toe game looks fucking exquisite.
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These quads are for you Alexa.
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>>24419359
>>24419975
What a bitch. She has some disgusting deformity yet she thinks she is better than that fedora fag? What a cunt
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>>24420000
Nice meme, you dip.
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Who is this supposed to be?
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>>24420000
Thank you! Teehee! I still won't go out with you though
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this just in: people go out with people at an attractiveness level on parity with their own.

coming up next: why ugly people die alone & sad.
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>>24420000
Lou reed approves
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>>24419427
Serves his right
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>>24419417
>survived autism
>my sides when
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>>24420000
checked
keked
keked
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>>24419427
is this the dance guy?
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>>24419975
plus her feet are full of blisters from dancing
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>>24420000
Is my comment good enough to post, oh Robot, our overlord?
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>>24420000
Beautiful and checked
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>>24419906
>kid does ultra cringeworthy fedora dance
>extroverted so has a desire to be accepted
>ruins all chances of that with his dance
>gets bullied nonstop for over a year
Yeah, I could never imagine him killing himself.
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>>24420000
That's pretty fucking sad. You don't even get quads for yourself. It's the rootinest tootinest god you're a beta faggot shame
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>>24420000
nice gj desu senpai
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>>24419975
He's right. This is Alexa.
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> tall
> good looking face
> smug

The Chad trinity
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why u guys let women have so much power over you?
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>>24420776

eeew. What are those???
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>>24420000
hidden and reported
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>>24420841
c-section
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>>24420000
kek btfo
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>>24419417
>survived autism

I keked
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>>24419359
>tall
>stud
Pick one.
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Filler text,etc
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>>24419359
She's a Stacy, but how can you blame her for not going out with a fedora?
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>>24420000
Today is going to be a good day
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>>24420000
fucking checked m9
>godlike calls
keep at it space robot
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>>24419445
He's become a normie
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>>24420776
wud still fug her
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>>24421802
i cant find his IG

did he delete it?
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>>24419359
>tall
every time
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>>24420000
the scrolls predicted this predicament
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>>24422016
Is that the ultimate MySpace angle?

Obviously has massive case of man face
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>>24421802
>still in the dance class

Fucking hell.

Must be a cunnysseur.
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I don't know why I did this
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>>24422477
You don't have to have a reason to make me kek.
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>>24422477
sorry about your mental illness
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Why has nobody pointed out how ridiculous that haircut on the "stud" is?
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>>24422477
>not making a hover hand as well
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>>24422615
JUST STUD MY HAIR UP F A M
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>>24420166

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes
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>>24422881
>implying he wasn't bullied in real life
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>>24419359
debs for alexa
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>>24422061
>massive case of man face
I wonder why
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>>24422477
>spending all that time photomemeing a picture
nice autism
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>implying Garrett isn't swimming in PTP
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>>24424291
He aged quite well.
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>>24424291
yfw you realize even people like him grew up to be normal

yfw you realize you must hhve been worse than him at his age
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>>24424291
Jesus man, he's still dancing and trying now to the point where he's that regular 'friendly' older guy at the dance school trying to get really close to 13 year olds, so akward and nonthreatening not even the girls moms bat an eye.
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>>24423460
shouldda flipped the faces horizontally imo family
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>>24421802
>>24424291
He looks more like the type of betalord who has no guy friends and only associates with girls. Trust me, those people don't get any pussy, they're like a gay best friend.
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>>24421802
They are just using him as their beta laughing stock m8. If he was a normie he would be banging at least one of them.
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>>24424291
>>24424658

Yeah. He's certainly not a Chad, but he's tall, has decent facial features, and doesn't dress like an autist anymore. I wish we could get Garrett to do an AMA here so he could lead us robots to a good life.
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>>24422016
I'm not a faggot that's why. all you queers belong on >>>/lgbt/
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>>24419359
That dude's either batting above his average or is her beta orbiter
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>>24423460
>>24422477
someone edit the tall handsome lad's face to be the dancing fedora lad
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>>24422477
>I don't know why I did this

Because this is 4chan

also, checked.
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>>24425533

got any hd pics of hin?
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>>24425017
He's famous. Fame is always good. Always.

Never pass down a chance to be famous, even for something that makes you look like a chump. Then girls will look at you and think OMG I can't believe THE anon is talking to me. I gotta tell everyone I know and get his number.
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>that
>stud

Looks like a lanky James Franco.
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>>24425114
>back of head currently touching tits
>face only inches in front of literal PTP in orange shorts
>1:5 guy:girl ratio
>not a Chad
>implying
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>>24425663
He's clearly gay-best-friend or beta-orbiter tier
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>>24419359
>Always
I'm 6'3" and they never do. You have to be tall AND fucking Chad, it's not like if you're a giant you'll magically be swimming in pussy.
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>>24425751

Or just go in there "confidently" and not sweat like an autist. maybe something good will happen.

Highly doubt it though.
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>>24422615
exactly what I was thinking. That + shite loose fitting shirt

not effay at all
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>>24422477
>supramanlet detected
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