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Friday night edition.
made it through another week.
fucking great.
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>>24405593
sup anon.
what are you up to?
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>still 270mg of caffeine in my system
I can't sleep lads -.-
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Jacob rees mogg is on have I got news for you, mates
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>tfw the robot killed britfeel
>no more tfw no holly gf lad
>no more fight for a pint lad
>no more Tbh
>no more DEVON
>no more top bantz
>no more pakis out
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>>24405626
just woke from my nap.
I don't know yet.
got to eat something.
then decide if im going to spend the rest of the night staring at 4chan or staring at something else.

thanks for asking.
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>>24405593
Even though I only had a 4 day week it still feels like I had a regular week.
I blame myself for wasting my Monday off, although I was knackered from the weekend.
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Post waifus.

This isn't my waifu, so if anyone else wants her they can have her.
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Evening robots~ How will you be spending this fine evening?

My flatmate invited his gf and friends around again. It's kind of weird to think he's a chad. The other day he made spaghetti bolognese for breakfast~ So I'm locked in my room for tonight.
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>tfw no bus stop gf to make me unconditionally happy
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>>24405688

Staring at my PC and feeling sorry for myself
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>>24405684
waifu reporting in senpai
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>live right next to special social housing
>people who live in there are shut ins. robots before 4chan was even around
>tfw that's where i'll probably end up

im here, drinking and shitposting....

living the life.
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Rate my tea lads
You have been muted lad
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>>24405645
I miss none of those things. Fuck meme posters.
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>tfw this will never be you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ0deGTrBlY
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>>24405701
ah, that kind of thinking isn't good anon! Try and enjoy yourself~
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>>24405688
Get yourself a mini fridge lad.
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>tfw I can't bring myself to do a true reset on undertale
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Pay day boys

Got 922 quid and now I have 200 quid left to last me for the month and I still live at home.
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>>24405720
That's a pretty poor showing for a Friday night lad.
The burger isn't greasy enough and where's the dip for the pringles?
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>>24405747

I have nothing to enjoy
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>>24405791
How can you live at home and lose 700 quid off your wage? I only have to give up 500. (400 board and I pay the Sky bill which is around another 100)
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who else is getting drunk alone because they have no friends anymore?
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>>24405896
R U MII???
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bad girls is on tv in 4 mins

can't wait
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>>24405896
>anymore
I don't think I have every really had friends.
I'm on kronenbourg, what you having?
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>>24405949

Is that shit still going?
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>pirate asscreed because of L O N D O N
>it's still shit.
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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHTszTf9zDI
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>>24405979
No, it died in the early 2000's, I recently marathoned the entire thing after marathoning Orange Is The new Black.

Bad Girls is better, except the last couple of series that try to be too American (mass breakouts, police with guns, ghosts and shit).
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>>24405999

>London

m8 pls
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>>24405896
yeah. me.
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>>24406047
Perfect image desu lad
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>>24406047
Boris is a top lad Tbh.
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fireworks at 10pm

is it ramadan or something?
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>>24405848
I'm sure that''s not true anon~ Y-you like talking to me, ri-right?
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>>24405860
215 a month for my new car
30 towards sky
30 towards phone bill
54 for this month for ebay
88 for a vet bill I owe to my nanna
200 to pay off my credit card (owe 1,500. trying to sell my old car to pay it off)

won't be so bad when I pay off the credit card.
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>>24405896

Nice bottle of Carbernet Sauvignon.

My friends are spread, 6 of us. 3 in Hull where we're from, 1 in Manchester, 1 Leicester, 1 Hatfield in Herts.

We're meant to be meeting in Hatfield next weekend but he's being a bitch and saying it's shit and he needs Sunday to study (for his foundation degree course at 23 lel) and I ain't going 300 miles to see my mates for like eight hours.

I will be loyal to them to the end, but damn it's getting more awkward all 6 of us meeting. Take me back to when it was normal.
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>>24405755
Seriously considering it anon~ I can hear the normies screaming in the kitchen and outside of my room.
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>>24406106

Yes, I have nothing to do and the only video game I want that has a release date isn't out until January

I don't even have any snacks
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>>24405949
Had SO many wanks over Bad Girls as a lad.
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>>24406127
>normies from your city
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>>24406150
It's good to have things to look forward to anon~ When I'm bored I normally watch anime.

Go to a 24/7 shop and stock up on shut-in supplies. You deserve to treat yourself anon~
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>>24405829
Can't afford it.
Same way I can only afford fredo faces not the full things.
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>>24406204

>implying I have money

Make those damn nips release One Punch Man faster so I have something to watch
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>>24406247
I-I don't have that kind of authority anon! There are other good shows this season though. Haikyuu and Noragami are both very good~

Or you could always read the manga~
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>>24406247
>tfw work at 6am
I hate these 12 hour shifts, I make 84 a day though and get paid every week, 3 days on then 3 off, I just get so exhausted, I'd rather do 8 hours all weekdays 2bh
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>>24406268

Reading the manga will spoil the show, I'm not really massively into anime I just watch a show now and then
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Having a cheeky strawberry milkshake cos it's Friday lads, wouldn't normally x

Probably be in bed asleep in about half an hour too haha
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I've genuinely hit rock bottom lads, I sold my virginity to a whore. I'm crying cause I'm so pathetic, planning my suicide now fuckcjufkvkvk
To anybody who reads this please attempt to get a better life, I fucked up mine but there is still hope for you guys please
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>>24405962
I'm drinking grolsch. it's pretty good even though people keep telling me that budweiser is nicer

>>24406127
>but damn it's getting more awkward all 6 of us meeting.
you're lucky you have friends at all, anon. I bet the distance can get really annoying but at least you have people who genuinely want to meet up and look forward to seeing you
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>>24406379

>I sold my virginity to a whore

What? And how? I'm near a wizard and need cash
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>tfw feet are cold
>tfw draft
>tfw not cozy at all
>tfw dad never wants the fucking heating on no matter what the time of year is.
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>>24406342
comfy m8
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>>24406187

>normies

let's see

me
>spends 99% of my evenings at home
>fat, no confidence to go out except to pub where I frink Mild and eat Pork Scratchings, or Spiders

mate 1
>closet homosexual
>solid 8/10 but never, ever had a gf

mate 2
>manlet MRA fedora
>bit mental, autistic "rules" about girls/wanking/etc, yearns for when he was 14 and liked Fall out Boy
>listens to porn podcasts and keeps an excel sheet of his collection

mate 3
>dumb as a brick,cuc'd by his own mother into keeping their affairs in order (money, painting the house, unblocking the toilet etc)
>lanklet, actually has a gf he met off the internet but she's 16 and plebby council house as shit

mate 4
>still acts like a child when not getting his own way, either sits in awkward silence or storms off into the night
>frequently shits/vomits himself when drunk

mate 5
>weird sense of false bravado about "chicks" and shit
>rather than talking to people when he has a problem, does weird passive-aggressive shit like setting up high-frequency sound emitters to irritate his flatmates

We're the guys sat at a table in a nightclub. Probably have a dozen pulls between us in 7 years.
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>>24406342
looks comfy lad
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>>24406342
sopranos, top comfy m8
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>>24406400

Burger who just glanced at your post from the front page.

No. Budweiser is very bad and it's hilarious when I go to the UK and it's expensive as some sort of import. Even rednecks drink better stuff here.
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>>24406135
Do it. I have one and it's great. Don't even go into the kitchen anymore.
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>>24406379
You're not pathetic at all anon! It's very understandable when you live in a society that places so much emphasis on virginity and sex~ There's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of anon~ If you regret it, at least you've learnt an important life lesson and can move on as a better anon. I hope everything goes well for you~
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>>24406406
I'm in Germany so visited a brothel, some Asian bitch who kept trying to talk to me and get me to come back. I ignored her and just ran out, it sucked there was nothing enjoyable about the experience
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>>24405644
has the new series started, shit I didnt realise.

How many episodes so far this series?
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>>24406414
>tfw no loser friends

I had friends once but I guess they all grew up
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>>24406455
I can't, this will stay with me for the rest of my miserable life. I won't be able to talk to anyone without thinking about that moment I fucked up. I'm better off dead, just a shame it'll put my mum through so much, she really loves me
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>>24406457

You didn't sell it then you paid for it, unlucky mate

Not like it matters who your first time is any way. I'd be more mad about the lost money
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>>24406457
what brought you to Germany?
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I miss her senpaitachi. How do I make myself stop? I'll never get to see her again.
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>>24406445
I barely use the kitchen since I rarely eat anything~ It would be nice to avoid the pointless small talk and the mini heart attacks everytime someone comes in

>tfw your flatmate heard you muttering to yourself about the normies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpF6a1XojRU

literally toppest of keks
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>>24406444
I'm really not a fan of it. what's the best beer to drink over there? I always envision that you lot drink purely budweiser but obviously I'm way off
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>>24406414
>going out to spiders
>not a normie

>girlfriends
>attractive
>flatmates

>Probably have a dozen pulls between us in 7 years.
how about 0 in your entire life, being a bit beta/average is exactly what being a normie is

>we are such le outsiders
fuck off
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>>24406491
It was 30 euros I have a bunch of money to spend, I might actually give it to some homeless person when I decide to an hero.
>>24406492
A gaming event dota to be precise, I went myself and saw a stupid opportunity. My mum keeps texting me how my day went and says she loves me. I'm literally crying
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tfw uni hallmates have been noisy pricks right outside my room for the past 2 hours

i could just file a noise complaint but they would know its me ;_;
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>>24406400
budweiser is pretty shit, grolsch has its moments though
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>>24406483
Anon please don't say such sad things~ It's natural to make mistakes. It's normal. It's okay. Everyone lives with their flaws. It's important that you don't give up anon~ You still have a chance of happiness! It's up to you whether you will try and grab it. You're not better off dead anon. Like you said, your mother loves you and she would be very sad of you were to die. I don't want you to die either anon~ I really hope you feel better soon.
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>>24406540

You gone to the frankfurt shit yeah?

It's not a big deal dude, spend the rest of the money on some doto merch m8
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>>24406506
>welcome to Hull, ya cunt
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>>24406499
I just have a really small one for milk, cheese and ham. Cost me 30 quid from argos. All food is in my room.

Haven't even seen my flatmates like almost 3 weeks.
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>>24406584
>>24406589
I wish you could feel what I'm going through, this isn't something I can just brush off as one of life's faults. I have plenty of those but this will affect me everyday. I used to come on here and cry about my day and feel better when you kind people gave me words of advice. Now I don't see words but just random letters reminding me of a pathetic life that I have. Hope is dead
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>>24406623
Sounds good anon~ 30 quid is a lot cheaper that I was expecting it to be~
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>>24406379
has the act of selling your virginity impacted your relationships with family and friends?
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>>24406634
Sorry to hear that anon~ I do genuinely hope you feel better soon though
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>>24406634
I lost my virginity to my molester when I was 12
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enough with the tildas you obnoxious cunt
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>>24406667
It just happened, but I can safely say yes. I came out that place a different person.mill never look at myself or anyone the same way i can be certain of that
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>>24406682
Thanks anon, I wish I could meet you and tell you how much I appreciate you trying but none the less I'm certain that suicide is the only option at this time
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>>24406685
Same but I was 5~
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>>24406634

Come on man it's not the end of the world, you lost 30 eurobux and had a shit time, no one has to know what happened just forget about it and enjoy the doto
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>>24406444

Imported beer is always like that.

>Even rednecks drink better stuff here.

Nah, having lived in both the US and UK, plebs in the UK at least drink 5% continental lager like Stella or Heineken, whilst in the US they drink Keystone Light which is like 2%. I've never got drinking 2% stuff like Bud light, you will never even get a buzz before you need a massive piss.

I will admit your "microbrewery" culture is the opposite way round, where you lot drink 8%, hoppy as fuck IPAs, porters and stouts, whilst British ale is all 4% golden session ales.

The true GOAT is Polish lager though. 8% without tasting like special brew or malt liquour. Get Tyskie, Zywiec or Zubr if you can get your hands on it.
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>>24406692
there's no point saying you didn't fuck up - you did

however, you can still salvage your life, you didn't fuck up that badly
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>>24406714
I wish I could meet you and hug you anon! It must be really horrid to think that suicide is your only option~ Please don't do anything rash.
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>>24406634
I lost my virginity in a brothel in berlin

Shit was good
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>>24406714
Don't do anything silly anon, you have a whole world to conquer
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>>24406720
My life has been spiralling out of control for years, no friends, no future. All while my other family are being successful in life. I can't enjoy dota anymore without thinking this happened during a trip relating to it.
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shite thread Tbh.
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>>24406342
Where did you get your desk? I'm in the market for a big one like that.
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>>24406549
>noise complaints at Uni

I don't understand what the fucking point is. It only makes you a target

>At University halls 4 years ago
>Hallmates are noisy and inconsiderate
>Always up late shouting and hollering
>Decide to make a noise complaint
>Don't want it to be obvious that I am the one making the noise complaint
>Decide to 'plant a seed' that makes them think somebody else could possibly have made the noise complaint
>Start humming very loudly every night
>Buy some paracetemol pills
>Make a fake box with a fake label
>The fake label printed says on it ''antibiotics for bringing back hearing''
>leave this out in the kitchen area on purpose, and go in and take it when people are around so they all see it belongs to me
>idea is simply that they will believe I need medicine for my hearing because it is bad
>therefore they won't suspect me when I make a noise complaint as my hearing means I cant hear them being noisy
>do this for 1 month
>make my noise complaint
>wake up next day
>eggs thrown at my door
>''silent creep'' written on a note on my door

Just fuck that shit
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>>24406747
I'll give it a week to think about it but I don't see myself letting this go I'm afraid
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>>24406774

Try not being able to enjoy DOTA because the only people you play with are fucking annoying

It's not the end of the world dude, from what I've heard it's pretty normal to have a few sexual fuckups

Think of your family man if anything
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>>24406808
Why do you post so many unfunny fake stories?
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I want to brush my teeth but I can't be arsed desu.
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>>24406726

Virtually all 'Imported' lagers here are brewed in UK including Budweiser, Stella Artois, Carlsberg, Fosters etc. etc.

Fucking multinationals.
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What's your opinion on ~ poster lads? Tbqh I found it annoying at first but have grown quite fond of them
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>>24406883
He sounds like a right fruitcake, imo.
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Just finished work, ordered pizza and playing some vidya. Lifes alright desu
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>>24406407
You start to learn to make do when you start paying for your own shit, lad
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>>24406964
what are you playing?
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>>24406883
we know it's you, fucking bulemianon
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>>24406985
N-no it's not! If it was me there would be a (you) on the first reply~
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>>24406974
it's 10 quid a week to top up the gas meter. I pay 150 rent.
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>>24406883
I really like him

hope he sticks around
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Evening, lads

Got 24 tins of Carling for 13 quid in Tesco before

this is a good day
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What do you robots do for a living?

Accounts in a shit small timber company here. Boss is 65 and soon to retire, but christ is he bitter and angry. I hope I am not such an emotive fool when I am old.
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It's starting to feel like I just can't go on any more

I'll never have a normal job, someone who loves me and be an actual functional human, I just don't see the point any more
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Girugamesh lads
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>>24407121
havent seen this ebin maymay in ages desu lad, good show
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>>24407097
shelf stacker drone. kill meeeee
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>>24407143
enjoying fallout 4?
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>>24406964
BlOps3, getting that double xp y'heard
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>>24407158
no, I don't wanna buy a PS4 for just the one game. not worth it t.b.h
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>>24407143

I was the same mate, first in a shitty sikh convenience shop (though me and the owner's nephew used to get drunk and get chinese from next door all the time), then it got bought out by a chain and we couldn't do that any more. Had a total wank year having to do 40 hours before >>24407097 came along.

I thought I wanted an office job, now I've realised Accounts is shit as you actually have responsibility, I'd rather work in marketing or HR or something shit were you have zero real jobs like checking invoices match and all that.
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>>24406883
Just another attention seeking cunt hoping to reach the ranks of Kiddo, Pakiboo and Ghost.
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So excited for Christmas and its still a bloody month to go. Gonna be a grim few weeks Tbh.
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>>24407282
Kiddo? Who?
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>>24407351
He would stir up massive arguments lasting the entire thread, you always knew when it was him because of his absurd opinions and the way he talked down to people (hence his nickname 'Kiddo'). Haven't seen him in ages so maybe he just got bored.
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>>24406916
he wants my dick, he just doesn't want to admit it because it would mean admitting he wants to betray his waifu
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>>24407396
kiddo guy turned out to be one of britnormie's characters right?
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>>24407458
No, he hated Britnormie.
Part of the reason Britnormie left.
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>tfw need to be up in 5 hours
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>>24407097
technical copywriter for a shitty software company, please kill me too
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Lads, do I go

>she's 15
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>>24407486

>Going out with a 15 year old

Paki or underage detected
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>>24407502
Im white and 18, shes 16 in 4 weeks so thats not so bad, right
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>>24407216
You have got it so right the typical women jobs are piss easy and you just spend all day doing nothing and get pad just as much if not more money
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>>24407486
You need to accept the fact losing your virginity isn't worth a life on the sex offenders register
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>>24407486
Do it mate, 15 is prime time and pretty much legal.

Although to be honest it sounds like she's just using you to get the ticket like the absolute kuck that you are.
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>>24407564
>she's just using you to get the ticket like the absolute kuck that you are.

Fuck that lol I only met her today, I'm talking about buying my own ticket
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>>24407510
do it lad
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>>24407510
He's just mad he'll never know what 15 year old pussy feels like. You go, senpai.
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>>24407486
No, you idiot. It's not worth the sex offenders register.
>You're not Asian enough for my taste
-__-
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>>24407669
>It's not worth the sex offenders register.
Obv I'm not going to fug her until her birthday which is next month
>-__-
Mad white girl detected
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>>24407486
allow it senpai
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>>24407699
Be careful not to piss her off until then in that case. One word between now and then and you'll be done faster than you can say I dindu nuffin.

>Mad white girl detected
Nah. I just really don't get the yellow fever meme.
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>>24407514

You can leave it at work too. Like, I know when I go in on Monday I have to post all the cash sales the retard sales team made to ledger, and match up the payments with the invoices big companies have paid for, whilst processing what timber we've purchased recently.

Meanwhile in HR or whatever, you rock up, check Buzzfeed, ring Michelle on front desk and talk about Strictly Come Dancing. At worst you have to finish a "project" with a slideshow, or a spreadsheet of contacts or whatever shit.
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>>24407447
>tfw you will never shoot your cum down ~ posters throat

LET ME LOVE YOU FUCK SAKE
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>>24407789
back off mate, he's mine to hold down and drill mercilessly in front of his waifu
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>>24407789
>>24407802
Already fucked him lads. Enjoy your ever so sloppy seconds.
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>>24407748
I can overhear the admin staff at work and they are just yapping about crappy TV or food or something all day long and they probably make more money than me.
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>>24407802
Tag team senpai? Oi ~ poster, post some god damn contact details so me and fellow anon here can really make you feel like shit.
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>>24407789
>>24407802
>tfw no one will ever argue about who gets to rape your throat
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>>24407835
Acceptable to be honest.
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Y-you can always add me on Skype~

kougyokubro
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>>24407746
>I don't get why men find feminine women attractive

Oh, okay then.
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So lads since I fucked up at the docs a while ago I can't get a benzo scrip even though they help me. What EU nation would be best to go and get one?
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>>24407867
>that facebook page
>pokemon roleplay

Nigga this is gay as fuck.
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>>24407884
go back to the skype chat normie
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>>24407884
switzerland
excellent healthcare system
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>>24407510
Just don't shag her for a month
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>>24407948
they aren't eu are they?
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>>24407867
Updating skype. With you in a second.
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get on bbc2 NOW

Good film.
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>>24407906
The only way you would know that is if you were also in the skype chat.
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>>24408022
What film is on mate. Just just about to go to bed aswell.
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>>24407948
Im trying to hedge my bets lad.
>>24407948
They don't hand out scrips though, I was thinking of Talin maybie or one of the Balkens since you can bring back 90days of a scrip back.
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>>24407591
hmm, how did you meet her?
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>>24408035
badlands
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>>24408052
facebook group for comicon
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is there actually anything good on tv. normie m8ts are being loud downstairs
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>>24408052
Mutual friends, my mate said she was a suicidal weeb and I said hot and randomly added her on Facebook
>>24408070
not me tbqh
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I just love plucking my nose hairs

It's an addiction, the feeling is better than wanking.
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>>24405593
Honestly I wish society was some opressive regime so that I'd have something to fight against and have a sort of purpose. This midway point we have is fuckin lame as hell
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real nigga hourz
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Any other brobots getting snow right now?

It's coming down heavy in Birmingham
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>>24408125
I know I posted this before but when I was a kid my uncle told me the hairs were attached to my eyes and if I pulled them my eye would come out.
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>21
>Can only grow soft, patchy facial fluff
>tfw I see 16 year-olds with better beards than me
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>>24408107
do you know how your friend knows her?
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>>24408150
haha nice bait family
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>>24408125
I pick out hairs from my beard all day and pubes when I go to the toilet its really addictive
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>>24408165
Yeah she goes to some weeaboo hangout place in town with them
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>>24408150
raining as usual here
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>>24408167
It's not bait you fucking retard
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>tfw hailing
>tfw can hear normies screams

serves them right for enjoying their friday night tbqh familia
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>>24408162
>seeing 14 year olds taller than you
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>>24408150
edinburgh is
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>>24408200
This fucking feel.
>Secondary school kids a head taller than you calling you "bud"
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>>24408200
tfw 5ft 4 male
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one of my coworkers starts laughing every time i talk
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>>24408223
I'm like 5'5 i don't think there is much difference at this point, we are just in that hell hole of always being assumed to be a child until we reach little old man status
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GET FUCKED WAYNE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
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>>24408232
Girls in my class always giggle and murmur "What?" while I'm answering a question that our lecturer posed. Some chick sat half a metre from me also whispered to her friend that I'm "so creepy".
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>>24408273
Atleast the gays like us
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God lads the weekends are so depressing and lonely, at least when I'm at work I'm surrounded by people.
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>>24408361
but i'm not gay
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>>24408393
Its not gay if they have a feminine dick anon ;)
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>>24408361
Thats a cruel thing to say, since I'm 23 and still a virgin

>tfw gay death is closer than the age most people lose their virginites
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>>24408150
No snow in Notts
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>>24408464
Where are you senpai?

Allso gay white males have the highest life expectancy now Aids is treatable.
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>>24408150

>Birmingham

PAKIS GET OOOOOOOUT
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>>24407486
nah pal, if she's alright with it, go for it
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>>24408492
The Northish

goody more years of being alone and hating myself
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>>24408150
nah, just really damp and cold down here

/East Kent/ btw
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>>24408542
Ayyyy some am I want to meet up and smoke some tina?
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>>24408150
Nope.

Gonna be as low as -1 over the weekend here tho. Fucking love it.
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Any of you ever had a proper cancer scare?
I'm on the verge of tears when I'm trying to get to sleep. It's terrifying. Ultrasound in a week, worst case scenario I die or lose a bollock.
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>>24408670
No but my skin is so shit I would never be able to know if I have cancer, constant bumps lumps and swollen lymph nodes
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>>24408588
I had to google what that was so probably not
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>>24408741
F-Fine its not like I wanted to anyway!
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Just been for an 8 mile jog.
I'm actually doing it lads, I'm getting fit.
I have to do it at 11 till midnight ish though cause I'm to embarrassed to do it when people are out.
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>>24408760
I just bought a treadmill.
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>>24408759
Was that a serious offer though?
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>>24408150
Snowing here in Newcastle, quite heavy, hopefully public transport isnt on and I have an excuse not to go to work
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>>24408814
I dunno it depends on a few things
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>>24408959
what does it depends on?
braces for rejection
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>>24409039
I duno location and if you wana get high really
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>>24409102
Well where are you then?
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>>24409193
Midlands you?
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>>24409208
Yorkshire
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>>24408772
Not the same
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>>24409208
Where abouts lad?
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>>24409344
Are there two of you sluts? I replied

Here>>24409208
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>>24409404
I meant where abouts that anon is from in the midlands
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>>24409443
I-Im not saying anymore then that on a brit thread get me dinner first ;)
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>tfw you're basically a full on normie who just never ever goes out aside from going to work

Worst feels tbqh

So shit knowing I could get with girls and all that but just choose not to
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>>24409509
Then let me buy you dinner some time

[email protected]
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>Get home from wagekeking at 7:30
>Sit down, have a beer
>Fall asleep at 8:30
>Wake up 12:55
>Haven't had dinner, have no food in the house

What a great friday night
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>>24409599
order a kebab
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>>24409584
Em I've never really done this before but ill try and get back to you
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>>24409699
Had one yesterday or I would
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>>24409754
what happened to wanting to bang 7 gram rocks together?
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>>24409768
Nothing wrong with 2, its the weekend, go wild
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Who else /thatweekendlonelinessfeel/ here?
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>>24409908
>Tina
>Rocks
Pick one
plus im passing out drunk and need to make a new email
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>>24408568
Thanet represent nigga
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I think someones in my garden

What do I do

scared to look out the window
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>>24410044
Ok man, get back to me when you can
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>>24410110
It'll prob be when Im getting tipsy tomorrow but I have everything saved Or do you have Skype?
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>>24410149
email me and I'll give you my skype if you like

yes I'm paranoid
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>>24410207
Mhmm I know that feeling guess Ill just have to send a email tomorrow
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>>24410040
this

wish i had a big group of buddies to go drinking with
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>>24410496
I had 1 (one) friend at university and we used to go out and get drunk together, I miss him
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someone said I was mclovin of the group a while back as a joke and I'm only just watching superbad for the first time and I'm stoned af and I'm really offended
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>>24409699
Went and got a kebab in the end, from a different kebab shop though
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>>24410496
>wish i had a big group of buddies to go drinking with
My drinking buddy moved to new york 2 years ago, felt like a cloud of loneliness has been over me ever since and switched from just being a heavy drinker once or twice a week to an alcoholic every night at home.
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Rate my weekend plan

>lie in on saturday morning
>part time work 4 hour shift in a shop
>larping after work with some buddies down at the local uni
>few drinks after larp
>lie in sunday morning
>uni work sunday afternoon

It could be worse right?
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>>24410764
rate mine
>hung over sat morning
>drunk sat evening
>hung over sun morning
>back to work monday
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>>24410764
>LARPING

Tosser.
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tfw only thing to do on Friday night is play with op image.
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>>24410764
What kind of larp is it? I wanted to go to a WoD larp while on acid or NBOME desu
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>>24411130
oops.. too big
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ok cupid is such a grim place...

everytime I make a facebook it asks me for id to prove who I am.
I don't like facebook but its needed to log into shit sometimes.

too quiet....
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>>24410764
>Already wasted Friday night by sleeping through it
>Sat
>Clean up flat
>Clean black mold off window
>Drinking and vidya in the afternoon if that doesn't take all day
>Going to friends art opening
>Sun
>Landlord coming around to check the flat
>Vidya games/3D modelling
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>>24411218
I got the same thing with tinder lad even tried the fuck ugly 30+ mums but it goes for people your age unless they change the settings so they never see you
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>>24405737
Shit, that made me tear up a bit
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>tfw you will never be Ian Curtis
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How hard is it to become a copper lads?
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