Where do you put your jizz after you cum?
I just wipe it into my bathrobe that I wear all day. Used to put it under my mattress but the stains were getting too bad. Now my bathrobe is getting all stiff and crispy from all the dry cum.
>used to jizz into old shirts when I was a kid
>mom had to wash them
>she HAD to have known
S-sorry you had to put up with my jizz mops mom
Three squares of toilet paper folded in half. I throw it in the toilet when I'm done.
>>24387685
i eat it.
>not eating your jizz
I have sacrificed a sweater for that purpose. I also use it to blow my nose. It's so crusty it's sharp and can be used as an axe.
In the toilet, or straight into a tissue
Why the fuck would you do it anywhere else?
>>24387685
>>24387732
>>24387733
>>24387763
>>24387782
>not standing over the john and cumming directly into the toilet
good man ====> >>24387796
>>24387796
>>24387823
Cumming-in-toilet master-race reporting in.
I was afraid I was the only one.
Now that I'm an adult, a cum rag (old wash cloth or hand towel).
When I was a teenager living with parents, I would get my dog to lick it up. He loved it.
Into the hands of the asian masseuse
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>get small amount of tissue
>cum into it, just enough to completely soak the paper
>squash it into a ball
>do this again and again and add to the ball
>tfw watching my cumball grow in mass
It's now the size of a coconut.
>>24387823
>>24387796
>not masturbating in front of your PC with porn on fullscreen and headphones for maximum comfy
Into a sock, which I then toss on the floor next to my bed
I have about 50 cum socks on the go at all times
>>24387873
If I'm doing that, I hold it in my foreskin and then release in the toilet, then clean up.
>>24387685
>>24387732
>>24387763
>>24387782
>>24387852
Absolutely fucking disgusting. Subhumans.
I hold in my foreskin until I find an appropriate time to release it. Usually into the toilet or on your mum's face.
Cum on my stomach then pull my sweatpants up, and then let them slide down
I guess it's nearing time of year for that particular /b/ thread
>As a teenager
Had a king sized bed with body pillow to go behind two normal sized pillows at head of bed. At night or when I was sure I was home alone after school I'd hump the pillow and just cum all over it. For some reason I never thought of paper towels or tissues and just came on the pillow and would put the cummy side on the headboard when I was done with the pillow. A friend once came over and for whatever reason my pillows got flipped over and he asked what that big crusty white stain was, I had to play it off like I didn't know. From then on, I came inside old socks that I no longer wore and stored them behind the body pillow.
>As an adult
Old pairs of boxers I never wear or that are torn. Mostly tissues. A few times last year I fapped with a condom on, felt kinda nice.
>>24387685
thats fucking gross, i cum in my hand and than just wash it down the drain
>>24387685
Cup to Toilet. My dick tends to have velocity to it so it needs something to brace against so it doesn't goo all over the place.
>>24387733
I think I'm doing this wrong, the idea of using 3 toilet paper squares is impossible, am I supposed to stop at precum and not drive it home or something?
>>24387685
I just cum all over the floor and in my hand and go about my business.
I cum in the sink, piss in all the corners at 2am. Pillow and blanket fort out of piss filled gatoraid bottles.
>>24387763
>do this
>give myself cum breath
I always walk to the toilet bowl, sink or shower and finish there.
I just blow my load into my underwear, rub it in, and leave it there
In my gf wtf
I have a little trashcan right next to my desk. I just cum right into it.
>>24387685
I rub it into my face and hands. I like to dress up as a woman from time to time and the glow that the cum gives my hands and face really helps
>>24387685
Usually cum into toilet paper, then flush it down the toilet
>>24387873
>risking getting caught when ur mummy comes in
>cum in my undies & pyjamas before I sleep
>toss them in the laundry hamper for my mummy to clean
no fucks given
>>24387685
In my water gun which I shoot normies with
>>24387873
>not using 2d Vietnamese cartoon pictures
>>24387882
>subhumans
>isn't cut
Okay, Champ.
do you guys not realize how disgusting jizz smells to others in as little as 2 or 3 hours? It's some rank stuff. If you ever go outside wash every trace of it off of your body or people can smell that shit on you.
(you can't smell it because your nose is so used to it)
FUCKING PLEBIANS
>use toiletpaper if you don't want to get cum all over your hands
>have empty water bottle
>keep waterbottle lid loose if used previously to prevent smell from escaping
>take off lid when nearing climax
>press head into water bottle's mouth and cum directly into it as many times as I want with no cleanup
>have paper towel handy to put in pants so excess cum doesn't leak onto my boxer shorts
cleanest, stealthiest and easiest way. you can dispose of it at a later time.
I used to save mine in a little container when I was 13 or so. It was pretty gross. Now I just jizz on the carpet.
>cum straight up in the air
>cum lands on penis and hand
>go wash penis and hand
>sometimes there is so much pressure it hits the ceiling
its kinda difficult but i manage
I unload into my submissive slave and have them swallow.
I just cum on the floor and leave it. I don't own a mop and theres all this cat hair and dust stuck to the floor near my desk.
Jizz all over myself and onto my pubes, shamefully hobble to the bathroom and take a nice long shower. I still feel dirty until I shower the next day
pic is basically before and after of fapping
