Post something that you're literally better at than everyone else on /r9k/
I'm the best here at RS3.
>>24376477
Zezima?
I don't have an image handy but I am the best at blazblue chrono phantasma extend on r9k guaranteed
I'm the best here at Aion
>>24376477
Pretty confident I'm better than anyone here at modelediting WoW
I'll fite you in Mario Kart 8
Im the best at just b`ing myself
i'm not good at anything at all
>>24376477
I'm the best at DragonBall xenoverse hands down.
self-loathing
I'm the best at mental gymnastics :^)
I am best at being NEET :)
I guess I'm pretty good at street fighter 2
>>24376579
Darksydephil?
>>24376477
i'm top 100 m8
I'm the best at complaining about movies.
I'm best at fapping to babyfur guro!
im better at being terrible at being better than everyone else on /r9k/ than anyone else on /r9k/
>>24376589
>>24376477
Guess we need some pics up in this
>>24376477
>already maxed and quit the game
[email protected] to bee honest, femalan, look up Lunaticus I should still be on hiscores since membership's still up.
I'm the best at being quick learner and fucking up everything next day after since I lose anything resembling motivation.
>>24376477
You;'re the best at spending $25 per month?
nice skill m8
>>24376685
come back to /rsg/ you nerd
Beat anyone here at Rise of Nations
Hardmon Ironman Insane final boss and trim comp reporting in
I'm the best at playing classical guitar
>>24376503
Abyss rank?
>>24376477
gunz the duel
>>24376477
I'm the best at losing
I'm the best here at looking younger than I am
DotA 2
I am the king
>>24376799
Im the best at looking older than i am on the inside
>>24376702
I'm preoccupied failing university bruh, don't feel like doing CONTENT that much these daysthough I might return to PVM since it's been a while since I skewered that spider
>>24376477
Soccer/Football tbqh farn
i'm the best risk devolution player there ever was, because I invented the tactics that everyone started using.
no one will ever admit it, but I know and that's enough.
Im a county Darts player. Its the highest skill level without getting paid/sponsored.
>>24376477
Espeon, is that you?
>>24376643
i know for a fact that dragonseance uses 4chan, and hes rank 4 overall
>>24377039
drez pls go
Probably the NBA 2K franchise
I don't think many robots play nigger sport games
>>24377067
>>24377039
hopecutter and drez pls
>>24377088
>>24377088
shoe pls
im not them
>>24377104how did you know I was shoe?
unless we have actual pro players on r9k
i'm the best league player here
>>24376557
I have you beat there
>>24377116magicand oh yeah, r9k is back to r9k mode
>>24376477
World War II military history, especially the exploits of yours truly and Manstein.
>>24377134
If you have RU account add me - name Bapiop
>>24376586
L0W TI3R G0D?
pretty good at fishing
>>24376477
I'm the best at posting Smug Wojak.
>>24377163
I wouldn't consider myself the best if I was even rank 1 EUNE.
>>24377161
What books should I read to learn more about the Eastern front? I already know Erickson's Road to Stalingrad/Berlin. They're a bit above my paygrade so to speak so I want something a bit more "undergraduate" level.
Memecraft PvP :^)
>>24377172
oh yeah? what level are you?
>>24377181
I willconsider myself better than you if you arent challenger haha
>>24377196
have you tried out for any challenger level teams
>>24376477
>I'm the best here at RS3.
That's not too impressive anon. Now if you said OSRS then maybe I'd be impressed.
>get two 99s before EOC
>tfw they're worth nothing now because you can 99 by logging in once per day for the daily chest.
>>24377183
>Eastern Front
David Glantz is the foremost military scholar on the Eastern Front and has a ton of great literature on the subject but personally my favorite is Lost Victories by Eric von Manstein.
>>24377195
get a real 99 you gay
>>24377217
Never will as long as I live at russia, toxic in all ranks except platinum maybe
>>24377225
>tfw almost maxed
>dont even feel proud about it
>MLB The Show
393 wins 2 losses
>>24377234
something you dont have, shoe
I'm the best at posting in a thread and having it die right afterwards.
>>24377237
you're not even close then, challenger didn't exist when i played
i was on the short list for teams whose players are now in NA LCS
>>24376477
drugs desu, except for weed, weed is for faggots
>>24377261
Not anymore anon
Boxx
I'm incredibly robust in spacestation 13
>>24376477
I used to be in the top 10 of adventure capitalist. How about that for autism!
>>24377229
Thanks, anon. I'll give both a looking into.
>>24377276
I play since beta :) Know famous player like Dyrus, and Froggen, met real life back in 2011, I could have gone on pro team but I rather do real life thing instead, or boost for money
Magic the Gathering and Binding of Isaac because I have no real talents
>>24376802
I know multiple 6k mmr players who frequent 4chan. Both NA and EU.
In fact, hehe United played in the 4chan Dota bowl
>>24377314
knowing people doesn't mean anything and i played since beta too
you play on a weak server, could you get challenger on EUW?
>>24376499
I'm probably best here at the first Blazblue game (Calamity Trigger). I beat lots of dudes online and can do the entire score attack mode without losing a single round. Although the score attack thing is mostly a matter of memorizing AI patterns. Even though it's not the same every time, eventually you just sort of "know" what the enemy is going to do next.
discworld the board game
fite irl fags
>>24376477
>rs3
OSRS is where it's at m8, eoc a shit
>>24376477
Fastest arraxor kill ?
I have more money ($350M) than anyone else on /r9k/.
I am the best at making money.
>>24377340
I used to live Belgium, yes I do think I can get challenger on EUW because I did, transfer account, played fine there :) Sorry I am better than you
>>24377261
>>24377286
all you niggers need to shut the fuck up
THE KING comming through
I'm prety good at goldfarming to earn loads of money in runescape
>>24377388
>inherits money from millionare
>says best at making money
Nice try, MiHo
>>24377390
zzzz
whatever you say
you're another one of those "I don't want to be a pro player, i'd rather stream/boost"
just another bitch that knows he couldn't compete
Probably Yu-gi-oh, Weiss Schwartz, and Buddy Fight.
>>24377378
you shut your whore mouth, filthy splashing cunt
>>24377423
Add me, we 1v1, come RU server with all that money you make from being pro! You can probably afford a server change and the ping should no be bad because you have good internet from play video games all day!
I will show you competitive :)
Im maxed and pull in about 3000views as soon as you can watch each pvp vid i make a vid about 3times a month. I make about 120$ a month from legacy pvping. If you are the best I am in w18 atm vidding come fight me, you will know who I am because there are currently 6ppl following me saying "nice vids!"
>>24377422
Shit, you are the best at finding out my secret.
>>24377449
1v1 means nothing in League and you play on a shit server with no good players
last post, cry more to yourself knowing no EU challenger team wants you on their roster
>>24377455
osrs or rs3
>>24377489
either but atm im pking rs3
>>24376477
>not 2
cumon step it up
>>24377449
>RU server
hohowowowowo
>>24376499
>>24377361
pffttt, bullshit. I could probably kick both of your asses.
The only one I have that im really proud of is reading VNs, even though that isnt a skill.
If you dont wanna count that id say i'm the best at FF14..
>>24377478
Add me anyways, let see if you are real person :) You probably just some salty silver who can not even reach gold, while me sitting here with my Victorious skin collection, stay silver
>>24377510
What mean hohowowow?
I'm probably the best at red orchestra 2, dunno. there are alot of people on /r9k/ and there might be someone better than me.
I'm pretty bad at Super Smash Bros Melee for a competitive player (I would just barely rank in the top 30 in my region, maybe not even that) but I'm still probably better than everyone here.
>>24377524
i mean that russians are all pretty shit at league
>>24377523
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch I'll have you know etc etc.
I don't have a ps3 here so I can't challenge you but you cannot kick my ass at blazblue
I'm probably the best here at jumping with horses unless someone else here does it.
>>24376779
I'm Uhiwi senpai
>>24377549
I not even russian, from Luxembourg where I was born
>>24377554
that pepe is ugly as fuck, the background isn't even right
>>24377558
I'm amazed there's a horseboy here.
>>24377555
>not having blazblue on steam, PS3, and Vita
Shows what a casual you are desu
>>24377564
then why the fuck are you playing on RU server
also whats luxemborg like, i never hear anything about it on news or anything
I'm the best sheevposter, because I was the first sheevposter.
I am George Lucas
Learning languages, I guess.
I'm fluent in 5 languages.
I'm kind of okay at photoshopping
>>24377584
My mom russian, my dad Luxembourgian, I move to russia with mom side family
Luxembourg is a rich country who speak Luxembourgish, but are also speak French and German
I'm the best at posting this exact comment on /r9k/. Nobody has ever posted it before, and nobody will ever post it again. They physically can't. The website will stop them, because they aren't capable of posting it like I am.
It's depressing to know that I'm at the peak of my career - I'll never be able to post this again either. It's all downhill from here. I'm washed up.
>>24377538
>I'm pretty bad
>Rank in top 30 region.
Nice humblebrag unless live in Antarctica.
>>24377613
What languages anon? Any tips for German and it's fuckawful grammar?
l'm the best at posting this exact comment on /r9k/. Nobody has ever posted it before, and nobody will ever post it again. They physically can't. The website will stop them, because they aren't capable of posting it like l am.
It's depressing to know that I'm at the peak of my career - I'll never be able to post this again either. It's all downhill from here. I'm washed up.
>>24377613
Haha I am the Russian poster for league
>>24377621
I am learning English, but I speak Luxembourgish, French, German, Russian, Azerbaijani, and Finnish
>>24377623
>nobody will ever post it again. They physically can't
The robot purges it's filter every once in a while.
>>24377517
>tfw if only Hitler had let Friedrich Paulus' 6th Army to break out of Stalingrad to link up with Manstein's flying armored column during its Christmas counteroffensive
>>24377639
FUCK YOU
YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE'S WORK
>>24377628
considering the top 6 of the game can demolish anyone who isn't top 6
and the top 20 demolish anyone who isn't top 20
top 30 in some bumfuck country could mean nothing in the larger scheme of the game
>>24377584
Not from Luxembourg, but been there a few times.
Pretty nice country with great landscapes, although very small.
Luxembourg City is definitely worth a visit, especially the castle and the venter of town.
>>24377558
how much do horseback lessons cost?
i want to learn but i am afraid it will be a waste because i live in a big city and have no way to ride them aside from going outsomehwere and renting them
I'M AN NYU FILM SCHOOL GRADUATE
I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE
I KNEW THE GRATEFUL DEAD FROM 1966
AND I'VE EARNED MY RIGHT TO SAY IT
l'm the best at posting this exact comment on /r9k/. Nobody has ever posted it before, and nobody will ever post it again. They physically can't. The website will stop them, because they aren't capable of posting it like l am.
It's depressing to know that I'm at the peak of my career - l'll never be able to post this again either. lt's all downhill from here. I'm washed up.
I have hands down probably played more games in my life than any of you. I still became a normie, but really, I've gotten my own PC when I was 4 (1996) and have played many oldies from the 90s and 80s.
I'm likely not best at anything, but I can tell you a shit load about gaming.
>>24377632
>>24377640
Dutch, Farsi, German, English, Polish
I'm alright Portuguese and Japanese
>>24377688
i assume you have a steam then? i have a problem, i can't get into games
pls let me add you on steam
>>24377688
>1996
This must be a case of dunning kruger.
I posted this picture of Patrick Bateman and said "check my doubles" but I actually got quints and I derailed a whole thread.
>>24377688
Believe me anon, there's plenty of anons here older than you and have been playing games longer.
>>24376477
Nobody and I mean NOBODY on r9k will ever beat me in Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 1, 2 or 3.
Only kek awaits.
>>24377632
not OP but german here. Don't learn german. You can live here for decades, you will never really get the language. I've seen it dozens of times.
>>24377733
>77733
close enough to quints for me m8
you done it
>>24377733
You've failed bateman, check these quints.
>>24377733
sorry no, but i did
>>24377752
no I was talking about a different thread that was just coincidence
>>24377777
Quints get. Checkem
>>24377741
>>24377723
yeah I know there are way older anons on here, I'm just saying: I have wasted every minute of my life on videogames, that amounts to a lot. (and also I play every genre and rarely any game for longer than 10 hours)
>>24377733
NAH I DID
>>24377777
God damn that guy is good at getting dubs.
Check em.
>>24377632
I'm a native speaker. Anything in particular you want to know about?
>>24377776
>TFW ONE OFF
IT FEELS SO FUCKING BAD
>>24377775
Obviously you're not because you're here on /r9k/. Pretty much everyone here constantly plays video games.
>>24377719
I won't be of much use to you. I'm german, so generally my skype sessions are with other germans. Otherwise I'd add you.
Anything in particular you want to know?
>>24377810
I don't play video games anon. I'm no good at them.
>>24377787
I keep getting tripped up over pronouns and word order. I can understand what dative/accusative/nominative are but I cannot reliably identify which is which when reading so I just get a basic understanding of the sentences I read.
>>24377751
Meh. I liek the language and an absurd amount of literature and music (classical) I consume comes from Germany. Plus I will need to learn a language for grad school and German is one of the choices.
unfortunately no one plays it anymore
>>24377842
Yeah, I just meant probably 75~% of people on /r9k/ heavily play games.
A huge amount of users are NEETs and constantly stay home and have the ability to always play.
Many of them are 25+ and have been playing games longer than his claim.
Obviously there are some exceptions such as yourself.
>>24377823
i don't do skype sessions, but sure post id, i just want some game suggestions
>>24377810
Nope, I just like the people on this board, I'm a normie anyway. I'm just as fucked up as the next one here, but I have learned to carry it in the open. That along with my self-overestimation makes me somewhat likable. No idea how I managed it.
I never chose the 888 get, the 888 get chose me.
>>24377823
http://steamcommunity.com/id/customidlulz/
sure add me
>>24377876
I'm 24 and neet.
I don't play video games but I spend literally all my time play and thinking about TCGs.
I'm the best at Warcraft 3 roc 1v1 and could prolly mop anyone here in tft once I remember build orders
>>24377878
I replied to the wrong post.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/customidlulz/ here is my ID
>>24377039
>Espeon
40 keks, wouldn't be surprised if Espeon impersonator from /rsg/ was shitposting threads like this somewhere else as well
>>24376477
> That proud you felt when you could finally wear the rune platebody
dota2 probably, I'm 7.6k
>>24377993
That's impressive anon, I'm 1.8K or something.
Maybe I could be the best at being terrible at dota.
>>24377959
>dat feeling of leveling just about anything
>pre fullscreen scape
>tutorial island
>pc almost to bad to run a god damn java game with crap graphics.
Last night I dreamt EA bought Runescape and shut down RS2007. I woke up screaming.
God damn I miss being young and playing this game all day so fucking much.
>>24377538
Nah I'm better. I'm top 10 in my region. Our facebook group has around 600 members and has three weekly events.
I'm also pretty sure I'm the best at Tetris here.
>>24377776
whew laddie
I'm the best at using a trip.
I'm the best at getting laid.
I'm an attractive female so, never been rejected in my life.
>>24377080
doubt it desu.. I'd rape ya m8
Easily the best touhou player of you faggots
>>24378088
>never been rejected before
Forgetting about our failure of a father aren't we? There's more than one way to get rejected.
Im better than everyone at ifunny. Im ifunny famous and have 3.5k subs. Suck a dick fags
Mario Kart Wii, most likely.
I have the best waifu phone rice.
>>24376477
My music skills with the recorder where the stuff of legend, maybe I still have it in me.
>>24378085
I see we're up around the same time Doj.
castiel was a better tripfag.
>>24377854
>I keep getting tripped up over pronouns
Many are pretty random, I agree on that. You just have to learn each word's "gender" and make yourself a list of the pronouns you have to use for each gender.
>>24376498
Yes, I'm here, what's up?
>>24377134
debatable
competetive team fortress 2, I dont play anymore though
>>24376685
>Lunaticus
>r9k
say hi to neophile for me
Cooking
>>24376477
Nah m8 I'm better than you at rs3. I have 11M total xp
Considering I'm probably the only person on r9k that plays myera.is I'm gonna go with that.
I am, hands down, the best left 4 dead 2 one man army in the world. I always snatch ALL the aid items.
I'd hazard a guess that I'm the best here at translating ancient Greek.
>>24378608
I don't /rsg/ m8, but I'll see to it.
"Neophile, here's "Hi" from anon on /r9k/"
>>24377675
The lessons at the riding club where I've been a few times were 500 crowns when using their horses but it's cheaper if you're in a group.
Now I take lessons with my moms horse and that's cheaper.
I'm easily the best at making threads. I've only made around 20 or so in the history of /r9k/, and every single one reached over 100 posts, with over half reaching the post limit and being archived (back when there was an archive). Every thread I've ever made on /b/ has hit the post and image limit, too.
Well i can solve a rubik's cube in like 30 or 40 seconds
I declare that I'm the best motocross rider here. I'm probably the only person on this board that has ever raced motocross or even ridden a motocross track.
>>24376783
Nah, im better.
>>24377449
>Add me, we 1v1
>He thinks 1v1 in mobas mean anything
HAHAHAHAHA
>>24379193
You most be the MEME MASTER
I am the best here at WoW.
>>24379492
No memes, no trolling, actual discussion and contribution.
>>24376690
>$25 a month
thats for three months you fucking normie
>>24378044
runescape makes me more nostalgic than anything else. I can't even begin to greentext all these feels
>>24377538
This board is literally full of autists and you think you're good at smash
>>24377887
fucking so close man
Best writer here reporting in
best at beat hazard ultra (i was worldwide no.1)
best at hand knocking game (neverlost)
>>24381047
write us something and prove it, faggot
>>24381300
No, you prove that you're better than me
>>24381456
burden of proof lies on whoever made the claim, gayboi
>>24381507
If someone is the best at a thing, it is up to arrogant upstarts to prove themselves to him, not the other way around. Since I am the best writer here you have to prove yourself to me.
>>24381665
But anon we have reason to doubt your claim because you are offering no evidence for us to go on. If you post some of your writing and then someone thinks theirs is better, they will post it, but until you post there is no reason for anyone to post theirs
>>24378325
Who's your favorite pony Zezima?
Meme making
Not even ironicly i can go to any board and make anything a meme in about a week.
P-pls gzcurrently training thieving at paladins (for the dank chaos runes) on 327
Probably the best here at Hearthstone :^)
>>24381892
>implying rngstone takes skill
borestone
casualstone
etc.
Final Fantasy 14.
>>24381892
>getting to legend 2 with a warrior
>most likely patron prenerf or control
k y s
y
s
>>24377191
played mcpvp.com before?
>>24381975
>Most likely patron or control
>Most likely
It was patron
What other warrior decks do you think can actually reach legend at all?
Except maybe dragon warrior, but that falls under the category that is control
>>24376477
I'm probably the best at 3d modeling. I have seen people saying they are learnin g but they never post anytithing
>>24382051
Well I'm not sure what the meta at the time you took that picture was, but yeah that's all there really is for warriors
If anyone remember adventure quest i was number one in the world for a while.
>>24376477
>tfw uspsa a class limited
Moving up to master soon if I don't fuck up the next few qualification stagesI almost always fuck them up heh but am consistently top 10 competitors, including open shooters, at every match. I can't imagine anyone here is master or grandmaster.
>>24376477
I'm the best at browsing the internet. The only reason other people are better at it then me is because they can afford better connections and gear, but if it was an even internet browsing contest I would win. Every time.
Probably one of the best Arma players around, I guess I have a knack for handling myself under pressure and making good decisions.
>>24382321
isn't this the heroin chick from breaking bad?
Who /MonsterHunter/ here
>>24382509
I stopped playing because they kept getting easier
I hate what they're doing with X too, it's going to be EVEN EASIER
>>24376477
Post stats faggit
I used to be in the top 50 Guitar Hero 2/3 on the Xbox leaderboards. Also I was in the top 1% of Rock Band 2/3 drummers.
spent 5 years perfecting my skill
>>24384231
hellashes?
Back in 5th grade my friend and I made twins Kids Ranqe A.M.A.
>>24384255
No he was easily top ten or five even. Not really robot material either. You wouldn't recognize my username.
I'd like to think I'm the best cook on here but I'm definitely not. Who /cook/
>>24384322
what was your best fc?
>>24381984
Yeah, >>24381984
Just played on their KitPvP, didn't really like the Soup HCF. Before quitting I used to play PotPvP, and I was really good at it.
Pes 2016
C++original
This isn't /twg/, so I'm probably better at the total war series then most people here.probably the same thing with EU3/4 and CK2, And Supreme Commander.I say that because almost nobody I know is a strategy/RTS player :'-(
>>24378325
Can I add you to my friend list??
>>24378044
2003-2009 account banner for phishing :( I hear that after like 2000 days all bans expire though...
>>24382509
Playing mhf2 with my gf now.
Rathalos soul u + smoulder blade/ the - reckless abandon +2
http://lichess.org/CSipjzxu
I'm pretty good at Lol, hardly anyone could beat me 1v1
>>24384421
Cliffs of Dover or FCP or TWIE. Nothing insane. Had a ton of 99%s on some insane custom songs and everything else but shit like One and TTFAF and Jordan.
For drums I'd say Constant Motion or Painkiller or Dyer's Eve.
i'm the best at having anxiety attacks
>>24377161
Anon I need your help. This is my fellas main intrest. Im getting him a piece of trench/shell art ww1, civil war best buckle and a ww1 book art from that time. Any thing else you think he might like?
>>24384586
>Doesn't even play HoI3
Pleb, you don't even know strategy
>>24384404
I love to cook. Making seared salmon with steamed brussel sprouts tonight. My best meal is probably baked chicken and I make some mean stir-fry vegetables. Also I'm pretty good at baking- my homemade dutch apple pie is killer.
I doubt I'm the best cook on /r9k/ but I could definitely hold my own against most amateur cooks.
I'm the best at being me
>>24385149
I never said I didn't.
I did have anHPPSoviet Union game was was very invested in. I drove those dirty reactionary fascists all the way back across Poland and into Germany.
and then the game crashed in the middle of me saving. and the file was corrupted.
There where few times that I was more pissed off at a game.
Because of that bad experience, I haven't touched HOI3 in a whileyou reminding me of it is motivating me to crack open one of my old saves, though
>>24385209
I buy the expensive wild salmon for health purposes but the texture is different. What do?
>>24385832
Grill it. Make sure that the grill grates well and is properly oiled. Use low heat, and don't be afraid to cook it medium rare or medium. You never want to overcook salmon, and it's safe to eat slightly undercooked. You won't be able to change the difference in texture just by cooking it one way or another, but you can cook it well enough that it won't matter.
I'm a FIDE 1750 chess player, possibly chess
>>24385358
:^)
Smileynosey
>>24386749
http://lichess.org/lTinWfCD
>>24386785
Accepted
>>24377677
You are a shithead. Thats what you are.
>>24376477
Eu sou o melhor do melhor do mundo em usar antigos memes brasileiros.
Applied mathematics
i was pretty good at OSU! at one point, haven't played in a while though after my wrist started hurting
I could probably teach you one thing or two about:
-turkish shadow puppetry
-italian adult comics of the 70s (fumetto nero)
-balinesian cockfighting
Hopefully no robot is an expert on those subjects.
>>24377023
There's tournaments for that right? At least you could assure yourself some pocket money, beer and chicken wings in some minor pub event. One near my house has a darts night every friday.
