i bought a hydraulic dick pump because i'm mentally ill

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2015-11-18 18:36:37 Post No. 24356454
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:36:37 Post No. 24356454 [Report]

i bought a hydraulic dick pump because i'm mentally ill and my medication has made me impulsive, it arrived and i realised "oh shit i spent a lot of money on this i guess i have to put it to use" and i was already shaved down there, but i can't!
the "comfort pad" does nothing to stop the skin of my ballsack gradually being sucked in until my right ball is jammed right up against the seal and it feels like my spunk tubes are being stretched, and whenever i try to re-arrange my ballsack i accidentally break the seal and air bubbles in.
tonight will be my third night trying to figure out how to use this piece of shit.
i'm already 7" x 5" and i've never had sex anyway, there is literally no reason for me to do this.

i'm so upset. 8 year old me did not think this is what i would grow up to be, NEET, spending time stressing out over a fucking dick pump.

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:40:46 Post No.24356531
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:40:46 Post No.24356531 [Report]

>>24356454

If you could stretch your penis everyone would be walking around with a 12 incher or larger

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:42:23 Post No.24356558
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>>24356531
no you don't realise how much work and time you actually need to put into it, that's the reason.

also, oh god, i also bought one of these... fuck.

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:44:39 Post No.24356607
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:44:39 Post No.24356607 [Report]

>>24356558

If penis stretching worked it wouldn't matter how long it took and everyone would be doing it to compete

It doesn't work, penis pumps only make it swollen

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:45:50 Post No.24356626
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:45:50 Post No.24356626 [Report]

>>24356607
steroids work, does that mean everyone's cycling dbol?

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:47:49 Post No.24356657
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:47:49 Post No.24356657 [Report]

>>24356626

steroids don't increase your penis size either

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:56:58 Post No.24356825
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 18:56:58 Post No.24356825 [Report]

>>24356657
i was contesting you on your claim that "everyone would be competing with one another"

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:09:13 Post No.24357097
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:09:13 Post No.24357097 [Report]

>>24356825

Steroids work and people do use them to compete

you are correct

penis stretching doesn't

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:10:38 Post No.24357134
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:10:38 Post No.24357134 [Report]

>>24357097
that's not the point i was making at all.
steroids work, so why isn't everyone doing them?
they work right, surely everyone would want to do them then?
by your logic.

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:13:40 Post No.24357221
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:13:40 Post No.24357221 [Report]

A lot of people do steroids because they work

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:14:45 Post No.24357242
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:14:45 Post No.24357242 [Report]

>>24357221
a lot of people use dick pumps too

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:15:32 Post No.24357253
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:15:32 Post No.24357253 [Report]

>>24357242

dick pumps don't enlarge your penis

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:21:53 Post No.24357409
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:21:53 Post No.24357409 [Report]

A Fleshlight would be a better buy

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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:24:03 Post No.24357452
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Anonymous 2015-11-18 19:24:03 Post No.24357452 [Report]

>>24357253
dicklet please