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>tfw menstrual cramps keep waking you up at night
>tfw you avoid the sun like the plague because you don't want darker skin
>tfw you can't walk around alone at night because you're a woman
>tfw menstrual cramps keep waking you up at night
you sleep at night? pretty normalie of you...
>tfw you avoid the sun like the plague because you don't want darker skin
this points back to my first counter point: "you sleep at night"...
if the sun truly was your enemy you would sleep during the day.
>tfw you can't walk around alone at night because you're a woman
you want to leave your room.............?
go back to facebook :3 nyann desu
>people call me anti-social
>i actually enjoy talking to people
>just never learnt how
who /proto-social/ here?
>implying any robot femanon would be attractive enough to get raped
>implying any robot femanon exists
>because you're a woman
Doesn't matter if you're a man or woman where I live, you're liable to get stabbed either way.
>>24305692
my bf wishes i had a cock :( i cant fix that
I feel like the idea that you're likely to get raped just walking around is a form of narcissism. Like honestly what rapist just snatches random average looking girls from the street?
>>24305744
i can gib u some cock bb, if u kno wattamsayin'
>tfw you lost the useful friend that fixed your computer from time to time
Maybe I should let them have sex sometimes? So far my policy is no touching but it seems they eventually lose interest in me. Honestly pisses me off.
>>24305744
just fuck him with a strapon
Not a femanon but:
>I came on r9k for feels threads.
> I understood it was a board for desperate virgins. Im 19 yo virgin but not desperate at all.
> this voard made me think I should have a gf.
> after posting and trying to get advices I ended up adding 3 real femanons on skype.
> they are cool, they lack a bit of self esteem but that's not so important.
> I learn that Im cool, funny and good-looking.
> I don't want an online gf so I can enjoy a true friendship with the femanons.
> wtf there are femanons on r9k, cool and average or nice looking.
Roasties ITT
Fuck off
>>24305779
And I'll had they confirmed they were real with time-stamps.
>>24305768
what a fucking slut, just tell him you are not interested in him and stop using him for favor with the faux promise of sex.
Just google what ever problem you are having and reed some books/tutorials it will make you a better person and the poor guy can be free from this torment.
Or you can just fuck him one and leash him.
>>24305692
> tfw gf has cramps during menstruation
> have sex
> everytime she doesn't want to
> cramps instantly go away after sex
> she's relieved, lovable, wants to cuddle, happy and says she wants to use this as a treatment everytime after it
> next day huge cramps again
> doesn't want to have sex
> we have sex they go away instantly again
Every time. Cock heals.
The only good thing is that her cycles are like clockwork. Always happen every 26 days from the start and lasts for 4 days. But holy shit are they huge for the first day. I could swear people who are stabbed bleed less.
>>24305847
I'm like your gf except that it's totally irregular for me.
Seriously considering buying a dildo now
>>24305964
clitorial orgasms also help sometimes, but it seems that actual sex helps everytime, no matter the cramp and pain level. Granted if I just shove it in she says it feels like a huge stake rammed into her and the pain goes even higher, but slow and shallow thrusts getting slowly deeper and faster help the best, mixed in with clitorial stimulation at the beggining and the end. Better than any hot bath atleast for her.
so I guess a dildo could work for you, but as far as i've read online, some girls absolutely love having sex during painful cramps, others find it unbearable so keep that in mind.
>>24305797
>Led on and leashed by a girl solely so she can use me and never actually fuck me
Why is this so fucking hot?
>>24305768
Fucking retard, how hard is it to fix a computer? How about you be straight up with people an maybe they'd learn to respect you and spend time with you for reasons beside some easy pussy.
Apparently women can be robots.
>>24305779
>Not a femanon but
Don't worry, nobody here is a fembot.
Fembots do not exist, this is just another b8 thread.
Here are the robots that fell for it:
>>24305726
>>24305759
>>24305791
>>24306261
>tfw these stupid fucking threads exist
>>24306399
who's the man in the background? I never noticed him before
>>24306204
>tfw no dominant fembot in my life
It hurts friend
>>24305847
>having sex helps with cramps
How would that even work? Moving around a lot always makes my cramps worse, not better
>>24306885
Be my gf and I'll show you how ;^)
When will these shit normie threads end?
>>24305692
>No one will finish translating this
SHAME
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Girls, why are you so scary?
>>24307124
Guys, why are you such pussies?
>>24307124
They aren't. At most they're annoying as hell and uninteresting, but that's not scary.
>>24307154
oh wow i thought you left this place ages ago.
fresh out of the psychward?
>>24306885
You release oxytocin during sex, it's a pain reliever
>>24307188
Why yes.
c;
>>24305779
normie get out desu senpai desu
>>24307223
>>24307154
l o c a t i o n
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>>24305726
>sleeping at night is normal
Following your biological sleeping rhytm is actually abnormal. Most normies have a stunted sleeping pattern and happily move their rhythm by 6 hours if it means going out to get drunk with their plethora of friends.
>if the sun truly was your enemy you would sleep during the day.
How can you sleep, if your enemy is at large?
>you want to leave your room.............?
>go back to facebook :3 nyann desu
Being a gigantic Autist who refuses to even try to make himself feel he's a living being is not being a robot. It's what it is; severe autism, and it's nothing to strive for or be proud of. You are most lowest possible bottomfeeder in the world. I pity you. At least you'll be put out of your misery soon, when you'll drown in your own filth.
>>24305779
Indeed. I haven't met a single fembot who wasn't enjoyable to talk to. Even the ones who lost interest within an hour and never talked again were still more enjoyable to talk to than most of the robots on this board. They're all incredibly bitter and pathetic in seemingly all situations. I don't really get how they all came to exist in their current state of being.
>>24307307
Hands off, cretin.
>>24306365
this
also a while ago the r9k parliament passed a bill a while ago that stated fembots do not exist, which pretty much nullified the fembot party (kek)
>>24307322
>Hands off, cretin.
Get fucked. Like I'm going to listen to /r9k/'s worst tripfag
>>24307307
t.dot, Canadaland
>>24307350
ha!
>>24305692
>tfw you can't walk around alone at night because you're a woman
you know far more violent crime happens to men, right?
>>24307350
>worst tripfag
Isn't that s4ms0n? I'm pretty great, anyway, as evident by general public opinion.
>>24307385
Are you close to east coast burgerland?
>>24307419
He posts less often than you, so he's more tolerable by default. Still shit though
>fembot feels
>entitlement
>supremacy
>solipsism
>misandry
>>24307411
>violent crimes happen more often to other perpetrators of violent crime
>violent crimes happen more often to people who feel safe enough to go out at night and put themselves in that situation
Wow, color me shocked.
>>24307424
By that logic, you can just filter every tripfag, and not see a single of their posts, meaning tripfags in general are pretty amazing.
>>24307461
you must be right, surely the discrepancy in male and female victims of violence has nothing to do with the way society favors women
>>24307426
Good list
>>24307322
Typical doj style
>>24307674
That's a nice set of armor.
>>24307710
leatheryjerky/10
>>24307710
>fuck fembots
>posts dick
Who are you hoping will rate your dick then? Other guys? That's pretty gay >>>/lgbt/
>fem"bot"
Leave
>>24307198
no, oxytocin is for bonding.
oxycontin is for pain
Just curious, how would a girl feel about a man as a potential sexual partner, if that man had been in a gay relationship previously?
>>24305692
>can't walk around alone at night because you're a woman
That's why I drive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
just want to let my ex know if ur reading this kill urself lol
>night shift warehouse job
>finish at 5am
>have to walk an hour to bus stop
>weather's fucking terrible, ill equipped
>on first night offered a ride twice
>both single men aged 30-50, working class (obviously)
>decline as everything I've been told gives me red flags about the situation
>get a cold
>just up
>2 hours before I need to go to the warehouse again
Half feels, half blog.
>tfw made fanart for everybody's favorite white knight
>>24307980
>tfw no anti-Doj gf
Too bad there's only trannyfags in these threads
>>24305692
>tfw you can't walk around alone at night because you're a woman
I hate this collective roastie paranoia. I like to jog as a hobby and I run 5-7 times a week. Some days I can only run in the evening when I have uni all day. I hate it when some fat whore gets nervous when I'm overtaking and flashes me with her fucking flashlight right in my fucking eyes as if to say: Stay away, rapist!
Bitch, I run in the evening because I have shit to do all day, you run in the dark because people will laugh at your fat ass in the daytime! This gets me mad. Go see a psychologist, but don't let your psychoses out on regular people
>>24307980
This is great, despite being low effort, it still captures the essence you were going for.
>>24307952
>i have to work
>woe is me
>tfw helping my dad build a fence this morning
I'm practically a construction worker now.
>>24308021
> go out at night bitch wow
> there's nothing wrong with walking alone at night
> i'm definantly not a rapist
>>24308021
You're mad as hell.
Just accept that some people are going to be vaguely intimidated by a figure in the dark.
Fear isn't caused by malevolence.
Fembots which one of these girls do you think has sucked the most cock?
>>24308156
The one with the tongue piercing, obviously.
>>24308156
>fembot
Nice meme. Also probably the left one because she needs to overcompensate the fact that she has a witch nose
>>24308156
Definitely the one with the tongue ring tbqh famiglia
>>24308028
I've wanted a warehouse job for a long time.
Also I have 3 other jobs
You can't blame me for expressing feels in a feels thread, anon. It was my first nightshift, I'm tired.
.>>24308156
left, based on tongue ring alone.
>>24307916
no, you kill yourself. I'm done with you.
I saw all those lovey dovey posts you made about me, what a great laugh!
>>24308156
The one with the brown hair and tongue ring. She has more white blood so that mean she's drank more semen. The Mexican girl with the black girl only sucks dicks when she's in a serious relationship with said dick.
>Just want a friend, someone likes chatting up for two or so months
>She keeps asking me why I don't like her in one conversation
>Dismisses it as period near the end of the conversation
what the f u c k
>>24305692
>>tfw you can't walk around alone
>>24308061
>She still calls herself a Christian
>Even when she's clearly not
>>24308213
>>24308213
>>24308202
>>24308197
>>24308192
>>24308180
You literally all guessed incorrectly. The girl on the left is pretty introverted and mellow, girl on the on the other hand was pretty much our local hump pillow. She was a super freak who was obsessed with big dicks. She gave amazing head and did anal too. She loved to get roughed up. I guess fembots can't spot their own, when I ask guys they almost all unanimously pick right.
Pic related is right btw
You "fembots" need to go to /soc/. There is nothing here for you. Nothing, and we don't want you here. You cunty skanks please die.
>>24308336
Female judgement is also based on a lot of motion and sound.
The way a woman carries herself says whether she's fucking or not.
>>24308336
wtf is up with this costume? If you're gonna dress slutty, then at least don't look so trashy. She looks likes a Brazilian transsexual.
>>24308654
Those outfits are common at raves
>>24307322
Plethora means overabundance. As in, too many. A negative connotation. Pretending to be intelligent is embarrassing.
>live with best friend
>turns out we can't really afford to live on our own so we look for a roommate
>most of our friends aren't interested
>bestie has to ask one of her guy friends she's not really close to, but has done a free photoshoot for her before and taught her how to edit videos
>he accepts
>first week of him here, he just stays in his room and only gets out to do cleaning and eating
>he ends up doing all the cleaning at the house except laundry and cleaning the bathroom in the master bedroom since he's not allowed there
>within a month he starts getting perverted about being the only guy in the house of girls
>he keeps 'accidentally' bumping his head into my best friend's breasts
>when he tries to cuddle with one of us and either of us rejects him, he'll just to cuddle with the other
>he starts dressing and showering with the door open
>tfw thirsty beta bothering you while you're talking to a guy you actually like
>tfw he offers to buy you takeout, and you have to make a decision
>>24309061
Not at all. Normies do surround themselves with much too many "friends". Their whole lives are based around appealing as many people as possible, and this often turns into competition with a needless amount of stress as an addition.
It very much is a plethora to them.
Being an Autist incapable of comprehending publicly available knowledge is embarrassing.
>staying at bfs house for several days
>hanging out with him and his roommates playing games and watching tv
>one night we close bf's door because we wanna get busy
>none of his roommates understand what a closed door means
>foreplay was interupted 4 times in less than 20 minutes
>finally manage to get several minutes uninterrupted and we get busy
>even thought it was just a quicky both of us are about to cum
>he finishes
>door flies open
>bf's roommate realizes whats going on and 360 moonwalks out
>bf finished but I was denied at the very last second.
>had to get finished with his hand
I swear to god if this happens again I'm whipping a shoe at the persons face who walks in.
What does getting fucked in the vagina feel like?
>>24309600
Get off this board normie cunt. I hope the next interruption is his roommate going post and shooing you in the back of the head while you fuck.
>jokingly promised my friend that if helps me pay off $5,000+ bill I'll suck his dick
>he was going to help me out either way
>months later
>he actually does help me pay off a good portion of it
>however, within that time I also got a boyfriend
I was single when I made that promise. I do owe him a lot. Am I still obligated to give him a blowjob? I obviously can't do that since I have a boyfriend now. I still want to pay him back. Maybe get him something nice for Christmas.
What kind of gifts do guys like?
>>24309641
just write him a nice thank you letter. It's the thought that counts
>>24309622
I support this comment, this thread is cancer
only men can feel loneliness get the fuck out of my board go back to >>>/cgl/. you can talk about feels all you want there.
>>24309641
You realize you are an actual whore right?
>need to blow nose because just sneezed
>only tissue around is old cum paper
what do f4m
>>24309622
Woah. Calm down, you silly motherfucker. No need for this much hate towards a stranger.
Reminder there is no such thing as a fembot because women literally cannot be as lonely as men
>>24309641
Suck his fucking dick you stupid lying whore.
>>24309746
Women have cum paper?
>>24309750
>Tripfag
>Beta
>Orbiter
>White knight
Captain we have reached the Bait Dimension.
>>24305692
what manga is this pic from?
>>24309765
>Orbiter
>White knight
I am neither of these things.
Sexual favors are okay if:
-it's your best friend and he done something really nice for you that saved you from something that would have burdened you and your family
-it's a one time thing
-only done on his birthday
-done without your boyfriend, friends, or family knowing
>>24309829
People like you make me despise women
Women on this website are so terrible at being human beings. They hate everyone like robots but act basically the same as the ordinary women out in the real world. I just fucking hate you spoiled bitches.
>staying over at friend's place during weekend since family from outside the country are visiting and they need a place to stay
>going to take a shower
>friend asks if we can shower together
>he looks surprised when I tell him it's okay
>we get naked
>he looks at my body for awhile and looks as if he wants to grab my breasts, but doesn't
>throughout the whole shower he doesn't get an erection
>I ask him about it
>he says he would have gotten an erection if he wasn't so nervous
>>24309781
yea, I would like to know as well
>>24309893
and?
bloxa
>when your aunt/uncle brings their kid over and the kid has no self-control and their parent refuses to discipline them and they end up terrorizing your cat
I'm just going to assume the parent was just shy about disciplining them in front of others.
>>24309926
We got dressed and that was it. He didn't even try to touch me during the shower because he was so nervous. It was our first time seeing each other naked.
>tfw never having mood swings or unreliable emotions
>tfw never having to worry about genital hygiene other than a quick unconscious wash in the shower
>tfw cutting through the spooky park at 1AM to get home faster and not worrying even a little bit because I look like a huge murderer
>tfw going for fabulous night walks and never once thinking about who is following me
>tfw putting my penis in things and fucking them
>tfw being respected for my achievements and not just because of my gender
>tfw not having an irrational desire to be pretty and adored even though it conflicts with my desires to be respected
>tfw having real friends who never do phony "OH HIIIIIIIIIII!" girly socialising stuff but actually dislike you, or pretend to be your friend and then talk shit about you behind your back
>tfw not having to worry that the one thing people love me for is going to fade before I even know what to do with it
>tfw not having to decide whether to have a baby young because I can have them forever
>tfw throwing on whatever clothes are around and brushing my teeth and not feeling inadequate or frumpy going out
>tfw never envying another man for being better looking or better put together
>>24309957
how did that not lead to you fucking him?
>>24307001
are you kind and affectionate?
>>24309995
That's a very late response.But yes I am
When I lived with my best friend I promised myself that i would never let it get sexual since I don't want to hurt his feelings. When we watched Netflix together I would feel trickle his crotch during a sex scene and if he was hard I would make fun of him for it. I caught him masturbating one time and lifted up my shirt (only showed him my bra, he didn't see my bare tits) before immediately walking out. I have never touched his bare dick before. He once gave me a surprise grope. I was going to be upset about it, but I thought of it as fair game since I'm grabbing his junk and ass in a playful manner.
>>24307419
You're oretty fucking awful to be honest family
who /getsalongmorewithmombutnotdad/ here?
>>24310043
you really like torturing people dont you?
>>24309641
>jokingly promised
>jokingly
if he said "I was going to help you anyways," you realize that means he was lying, right? Guys say that so they don't look like a scumbag. There's not a guy in the world who doesn't want to have his dick sucked, especially from a girl he probably likes. Any normal guy wouldn't offer to help pay off a debt like that unless he was seriously interested in you. He offered to help you pay it off because he wanted to seem reliable to you and to get closer to you. If guys could have their way, they would never spend a dime on a woman-- but we're men, what can we do? We're supposed to.
A promise is a promise. Either suck his dick or pay him back, that's downright shitty of you.
You probably should've done it before you actually got with your current boyfriend, instead of playing with his heart and blueballing him like that. He probably feels like shit and cheated in a way. Wouldn't be surprised if he started to resent you or distance himself from you.
If he, too is still single and hasn't really shown genuine interest in some other girl, then what I've just said is most likely the case.
>>24305692
Kera?
>>24307419
you're terrible
I've seen you posting in mhg before, too
fuck off currynigger tripfag
>>24310043
tfw no gf that tortures me
>>24307322
Hello, Doj. It is I the kek and the flower.
>>24307886
Would avoid it. I don't want to get aids or get kuked.
>>24309976
>tfw anon posted exactly your thoughts
>tfw gender is superior in all cultures
>tfw opinion is actually respected
>tfw gender harmony
what was the worst smelling shit a fembot has taken
>>24310430
How would a girl feel about a man that hate gays?
>>24305692
>tfw you can't walk around alone at night because you're a woman
as a man I am statistically more likely to be murdered, violently assaulted, or robbed, but nobody gives a shit about any of that because rape is somehow so much worse than being beaten into a coma or being killed
>>24310472
Gang violence accounts for a huge portion of that statistic. Are you in a gang? No? Then you will be fine.
Women on the other hand have it much much harder
>>24310534
lmao nice try cunt
>>24310534
>Women on the other hand have it much much harder
annnnnd here we go
>>24310450
i wouldn't mind. I'm not gay
>>24310534
>walk around in a poor neighborhood at night
>"oh wow Im not in a gang so one one is going to rob me"
>>24310649
meant to say "no one"
>>24310646Then be my gf bae :^)
>>24310649
you don't even need to walk around a poor area to get robbed
the people that rob others don't just stick around in the projects and rob other poor people
>>24310720
just proves my point even more
>>24309622
You forgot your REEEEEEEEEE
>tfw mystery hasn't posted yet
s-she okay, r-right?
>>tfw you avoid the sun like the plague because you don't want darker skin
holy shit fuck women
>>24310301
>>24310052
Tastes differ.
>>24310369
Hello, lelflower.
>>24310808
Trip users are immortal. Don't you worry.
>>24310808Mystery is an impure slut anon
>tfw seeing blogposts/podcasts/etc by people like jack donovan, golden one, master chim, etc
>tfw wishing there were similar resources that guided people on the path to being good noble gentle nurturing women
>boyfriend has a coworker with huge tits
>she likes to hug everyone
>no matter how casual boyfriend tries to make the hug, her tits always touch him
She's one of those chubby girls with E cups.
>>24310826
What's so bad about that?
>>24310889
the only guys who like fat girl tits are degenerates with a fetish
most normal guys find it disgusting
>>24310874
N-never, mystery is the purest of the maidens!
>>24310826
>one maybe-racist femnormie means the countless women who love tanning beds no longer exist
how?
>>24310884
When you get there hmu because that's the kind of wife I want
>>24310889
I can bet you anything that he AT LEAST gets a semi every time. Probably dreams about her at night, too.
>>24310932
But she's had sex and admitted she wants to get pissed on anon
>>24310932
she's not even a virgin, what are you talking about
>>24310889
>has boyfriend
>posts on this board
Go away whore, you aren't welcome here
>>24310958
The sex I can forgive because I, too, had sex once.
Also pissing is the purest fetish ever.
It is not slutty in the least. It is a perfect fetish for a perfect maiden.
>>24310978
She also wants to get beaten up
>>24310978
you're forgetting that she is kind of rotten in general and a giant bitch. she blocks other women on skype because she is so thirsty for cock that she can't waste her time on females.
>dad's daughter from his previous marriage is visiting
>hide in room because there's always some awkward tension between mom and his ex-wife
>>24310995
Every living female wants to be "roughened up" and dominated. She would only do that with me, though desu
>>24311015
Thristy for my cock only though. Others males can leave
>>24311054
>"roughened up"
No she wants to get the everloving shit beat out of her. She's fucked dude.Ive actually seen her face btw :^)
>>24311054
>being this delusional
literally nobody wants your dick in particular. The only reason she would want yours is because she's a cock-addicted roastie. She'll take anyone's.
Also women who enjoy abuse are mentally ill psychos.
there's literally thousands of lonely girls and guys that aren't morbidly obese or creepy and just don't like people but they long for an end to loneliness
how do we bridge the gap
>>24311156
Find anything to give yourself as a person value so there would actually be attraction. Women do not care for desperately losing their virginity, men do. These two things are not compatible. Get a personality first.
>>24311156
pic very related to this
>>24307530
yeah because criminals follow the ways of society
>>24311198
Make no mistake, sex doesn't end loneliness. In fact, you end up regretting it afterwards. I meant someone to cuddle every night and stay indoors.
>be in a relationship
>boyfriend won't even let me hang out with my guy friend without being upset about it
Even when he lets me, boyfriend has to tag along. He'll even skip work to hang out with me and my friend when he finds out I'm going to be hanging out with friend.
>>24311290
You shouldn't have male friends slut
Also see >>24310972
>>24311290
he's probably been cheated on before, so can you blame him?
flip it around, would you be totally fine with him spending time with some girl without you? what if she's attractive?
and i honestly won't believe you if you say you wouldn't get jealous over it
>>24309614
dull
>>24309976
xx chromosomes and i relate to all of your statements except
>tfw putting my penis in things and fucking them
>>24311298
having a boyfriend doesn't stop me from being a fembot. I'm still shy, have social anxiety, and feel incompetent.
>tfw chad won't call you back after last nights BSDM fuck
>tfw he's probably with Stacy
>tfw all the good men are gone
>>24311332
only if he was completely unattractive
jealousy is normal
>>24311290
nothing wrong with this. guys who have been betrayed and cheated on before can't help it. it will haunt them until the day they die, those feelings of despair, frustration and paranoia will be stuck inside of them until the day they die. Do not get upset at him for this. Most guys that hang with girls have bad intentions anyways. There's few males that actually want strictly friendship with a woman, anyone else is either trying to get with you, or get in good with you so they can swoop in and take you for themselves when your relationship goes sour. It's fucked up, but it's the truth. Be glad he's jealous, because that means you're important to him.
>>24311436
And you can go pretend you're all those thing somewhere else normie whore
>>>/trash/
>>24310826
whats so bad about it?
>>24310826
kill yourself, niggerbot
>>24311436
im not even in this thread but
>having a boyfriend doesn't stop me from being a fembot. I'm still shy
>>24311290
>>24311458
Also, guys being guys, they can almost always sniff out someone with bad intentions. Just as women can tell with other women at times, so can men. There's a solid reason for him wanting to stick to you like that when he's around. Be weary, some guys are very tricky. Try and be more aware of the possibility of these things around said friend.
Chalking it up to insecurity is incredibly naive.
>>24311436
>having a boyfriend doesn't stop me from being a fembot. I'm still shy, have social anxiety, and feel incompetent.
>>>/out/
>>24311458
i'd honestly say most single guys that hang out with girls in relationships are just trying to weasel their way into her life and be seen as eventual boyfriend fall back material when they break up
not saying every single guy does this, but yea, most of them do.
a girl can say "oh he's just a friend" and be completely truthful about it and she'd never cheat on her bf with him, but the guy just sees her friend as a potential way for him to get kucked in the future.
i think this is one of the biggest differences with women and men and how they view relationships
>>24311070
Is she pretty?
>>24311682
Yes. Her whining about being ugly is bullshit
>>24311436
No. Just no. Please remove yourself from this board.
>tfw you were ugly as fuck already at 13
>thought you'd get more attractive as you got older
>now 19
>uglier than ever
>starting to look worse and worse so probably already hit the wall
>no one's ever been romantically interested in you
>chads nor dorky guys
>no one will ever been genuinely attracted to you
>hate yourself too much to leave the house
wish i was dead desu guys
>>24311436
your social anxiety will never be on par with ours, quit fucking whining. you don't even know what anxiety IS.
social relationships come so much easier to females it's fucking sickening.
>shy
that literally draws people in and is seen as an attractive trait by men and women. On men though, they're seen as creepy betas unless they have chad features.
>I feel incompetent
that's because you are. women's lives and thought processes are run completely on emotion. the moment you start realizing you're being a whiny bitch that needs to stop feeling sorry for yourself, you'll become a stacy with little to no effort.
>>24311764
you sound fat, have you even tried to improve ur self?
>>24311886
i wish the issue was that i was just fat. i am very skinny but still very ugly
>>24311980
Post "ugly" face pls
>>24311980
>>24312095
also bust size and maybe butt, clothed or unclothed.
we will give you an unbiased critique anon
might not be all that bad desu
>>24311980
show tummy
I found impossibru to slim girls be ugly
>>24311980
Yes, please post pictures!
You probably look okay.
>>24309614
Not good.
It's all about the clit stimulation.
>>24312095
>>24312155
>>24312268
>>24312343
last thing i'd want is to post pictures. i am 110lbs, 5'7 and have B cups though. still very ugly
>>24312510
Just do it fembot
You'll get an "honest" r8 (you're guaranteed to be told you're attractive if you're white or asian)
>>24309976
>tfw never having mood swings or unreliable emotions
And yet men are more likely commit shooting sprees, abuse and crimes.
>tfw never having to worry about genital hygiene other than a quick unconscious wash in the shower
Dick cheese, hair everywhere; face-shaving.
>tfw cutting through the spooky park at 1AM to get home faster and not worrying even a little bit because I look like a huge murderer
Now I will admit that this is a benefit.
>tfw going for fabulous night walks and never once thinking about who is following me
Same as above, benefit.
>tfw putting my penis in things and fucking them
Women have stronger and longer orgasms from clit stimulation.
>tfw being respected for my achievements and not just because of my gender
All the more upsetting when you're a NEET or a failure. Men have it way worse when they're not doing anything with their lives. Women get a second chance if they fail.
>tfw not having an irrational desire to be pretty and adored even though it conflicts with my desires to be respected
Your desire is to be successful and alpha instead.
>>24312584
>tfw having real friends who never do phony "OH HIIIIIIIIIII!" girly socialising stuff but actually dislike you, or pretend to be your friend and then talk shit about you behind your back.
You also physically beat each other up over dumb shit, which is equally as stupid as all of the backstabbing drama queen shit.
>>tfw not having to worry that the one thing people love me for is going to fade before I even know what to do with it
Money? Because everything else does fade away with time.
>tfw not having to decide whether to have a baby young because I can have them forever
Actually, scientists are finally beginning to prove that male fertility dies down with age as well; sperm gets significantly weaker and unhealthier, which could lead to birth defects and mental disabilities.
>tfw throwing on whatever clothes are around and brushing my teeth and not feeling inadequate or frumpy going out
Yeah that's called a slob. Also applies to men. The bonus that men get is that they don't have wear make up and shit. You still have to shave and dress nice to be considered normal or appropriate.
>tfw never envying another man for being better looking or better put together
Then why are you here on /r9k/ bitching about Chads and normies for all reasons?
Dear user
There are no tits in this thread
Just anons complaining
And that one faggot no one likes
>>24305692
avoid sun for lighter skin
>to fulfil beta orbiter pasty nerd girl fantasy because otherwise not attractive enough to fit into a different standard of beauty.
Am I right?
>>24311764
If you're ugly and skinny I'll literally fly to you and be your boyfriend and/or fuck you.
>>24312610
>>24312584
Get off this board femwhore. This isn't for you
>>24309614
I really like it.
When I get really horny, it's like there's a dull ache right below my diaphragm and then getting fucked soothes it. So it's like getting a need fulfilled, combined with the warmth of penetration and when you get to certain places there are these nerve clusters that feel extra great.
Getting ejaculated in feels even better.
>>24312510
a bit taller than the ideal, but you don't sound too bad.
post butt and face. you just sound like you have self esteem issues instead. cover your eyes when taking the photo if you're afraid of being identified.
we're all anonymous so there's nothing to really worry about with this senpai
>>24310884
I wish there was something like this, too.
Maybe nothing like that exists (to my knowledge, at least) because society is mostly okay with women acting any way they want. People are cool with both masculine and feminine women, and women who act badly often get let off the hook, so even acting kindly is kind of an option for them rather than a requirement.
It would be great if there was some real advice for women, though. Someone should make some.
>>24309614
Any woman who can answer this question from experience needs to get the fuck off this board and kill themselves. Any woman that can't also needs to get the fuck off this board, but they can live
>>24312677
robot femanons have it way worse. At least the nerds here have a chance of getting a girl at some point in their life as long as they're financially successful.
Hell, robot femanons don't even have a little internet circle they can call home (don't say tumblr is that fucking circle, the place is a circle for failure LGBT and underage attention whores.)
If you're a woman and you haven't had a boyfriend or a serious relationship by the time you reach your mid or late 20's then you're fucking nothing to society.
>>24312724
Read all of the epistles in the bible m8. St. Paul talks about it fairly often.
>>24312690
i have a semi.
>>24312740
>>24312740
Kill yourself whore, there are people itt who would be your bf or any other fem"bot's" bf
>>24312690
>warmth and penetration when getting ejaculated in
Get out you disgusting roastie, and never return
>>24305692
>tfw class in 30 minutes
>requires putting a bra on
>>24312754
Writing it out and thinking about it got me worked up too.
Which is a shame because there's no time to masturbate in between printing out today's homework and catching my train to campus.
>>24305692
>goes to hardware store for 1 thing
>"haha you need help with that? :^)"
>"are you lost?"
>"finding everything alright?"
>>24312770
I have big nipples that get hard easily so I can't go out braless. My nipples are also very dark so it's easy to see them through clothing. Even when I wear a sweater, my nipples will just poke through them.
>>24312779
What does getting your clit sucked on and played it feel like?
>>24312779
getting ejaculated in seems disgusting to me. You're literally filled up with waste goo that is teeming with life/disease, rapidly cooling, man loses interest. then you're sat there just leaking cum everywhere.
>>24312724
femanon here, I feel sorry for all of the gender restrictions that men get in society while it's okay for us to be tomboys or openly express our emotional issues or whatever.
I hope that changes in the future to the point where mens' problems aren't brushed off as shit they're just supposed to "get over" or "toughen up" for. Everybody needs some kind of support. It really feels like their only outlet in society is the internet and maybe the occasional therapist if they're lucky.
>>24312830
i wear adddwhich basically makes it impossible to not wear a bra but i have yet to find ones that provide support without giving me horrible back pain
>>24312834
>>24312841
kill yourselves
>>24312779
Fuck off to your designated board roastie
>>>/trash/
>>24312830
my gf has this, but shes petite so the nips are quite petite but still big for her size, I find them hot, never used to though.
>>24312830
Post delicious dark nipples
>>24312860
>gf
>>>/soc/
>>24312763
>disgusting
That's pure biological imperative.
Even if the world's most ball-busting bull dyke uber-feminist was chained down and pumped with cum, she would like getting cum in her on SOME level.
Mister or missus high-horse.
>>24312830
>dark nipples
are you a delicious brown gril, anon?
>>24312844
t-thank you for your kind words
(crys and go back playing that MMO where I pretend to be a girl and have a perfect life)
Why do these threads have such a large density of animefags in them?
>>24312844
The problem is that women will never like us if we show even a little bit of weakness/vulnerability.
We were literally designed to take shit and to never let it get to us. And women are designed to stray from that weakness that we show.
It's biology messing with us, to this day. Until something changes, men can never be weak in the eyes of a female.
>>24312885
>(actions)
>>>/rebbit/
>>24312886
All of the "women" are actually the gay men who "cute"post
>>24312888
>We were literally designed to take shit and to never let it get to us
Fuck. I'm feeling it.
>>24312888
yeah i have a male friend who feels more comfortable cross dressing but is basically unable to wear what he wants because he could get beaten up for it. though i do think women are disadvantaged in some respects societally its very true that men are as well which is thrown under the rug a lot because it's not masculine or whatever
>>24312834
Where the vagina feels like a warm cozy thing, the clit gives kind of this electric intense sensation, sometimes near orgasm feeling like someone's fucking with your brain causing random bodily spasms and weird flashes of light within the vision.
I think this is offending an anime poster though.
>>24312925
He should get beaten up for it
>>24312886
>on a weeb website
>actually asking this question
If you don't even know this much, then you should probably leave.
>>24312888
>never
Anecdotal, but my current relationship arose from him crying all over my tits every day for a month, and getting too drunk and cry-singing shit in German at me.
There's still a maternalism to being a woman-even if current society shuns it.
>tfw girls can like gay-core bands like Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens and Escape The Faith and I can't.
I wish i were a girl.
>>24307385
Hey im in tdot too, gimme dat contact info
>>24312965
I would argue that what you feel is more of a maternal instinct rather than physical attraction.
I would wonder if you would stay with him, if, for example, you were offered a strong, stoic "alpha", instead.
>>24313059
To be honest, I feel like I've never met a pure alpha, it's really an ideal that doesn't get met and too many worry about.
Some individuals have tried to make me stray, but I've remained steadfast.
>>24309600
>what are locks
Anyone else ever boner check their guy friend?
Like at a party or night club or watching a movie together you just put your hand on his crotch in the most innocent way possible to check if he's hard.
>>24313186
thats weird family i only do that to my bf
>>24313119
Good for you, miss. If you're happy in your relationship then I wish you the best.
tbqhf4m I think the whole redpill alpha thing is kind of a shitload of bullshit, but I think there are characteristics of "macho" maleness that are attractive to women, in general. However your relationship would seem to be an outlier.
Nonetheless I wish you the best.
>>24313186
If a girl puts her hand on my dick she is going to give me a handy at least.
>>24313186
no but sometimes I will give my guy friend a blowjob. Only as a friend though, not anything sexual about it. He enjoys it, and I like the taste of his cum, that's all.
FEMANONS, DAILY REMINDER:you are amazing
>>24312584
>And yet men are more likely commit shooting sprees, abuse and crimes
Why is it that women blame society for the way they act whether it is the cause or not, but men can't be just as much of a product of the times/social mentality?
Literally whole juries are unable to sentence women who deserve death or worse because of how they perceive women in general. Most women simply don't believe they are capable of those atrocities and don't believe other women are either. That's all there is.
>Women have stronger and longer orgasms from clit stimulation
They literally do not. You should have just said that women have little to no refractory period and can have consecutive orgasms easier and left it there you filthy whore.
>>24313364
>you are amazing
thank you for those words, kind stranger
Daily reminder for the thread
>>24312610
>You also physically beat each other up over dumb shit, which is equally as stupid as all of the backstabbing drama queen shit.
getting in drunk fights with friends is cool. i've gotten all kinds of cuts and bruises and choked one of my friends out. good times. we just do it for fun, really. not because we are mad at each other.
>>24305692
>tfw you avoid the sun like the plague because you don't want darker skin
but why
>>24313421
anytime
and i mean it too
post femanon nudes t.bh
>>24313303
>not anything sexual about it.
This is what woman actually believe. Oh wait it's shitty bait.
>>24305692
>tfw sleep in the day or just not at all
>tfw I will avoid the sun always because I refuse to look like a brown
>tfw will walk at night drunk and go to my favourite star viewing spot and I just lay on the park bench
Long greentexties.
>tfw you don't have menstrual cramps because you don't menstruate due to your fucked up genetics
>tfw you instead have to deal with your family and community thinking you're a failure not just because you are a gay autist but because you can't pump out bodies for spirit children
>tfw everyone else in your peer group is married already and at least a fifth of them have been divorced
>You're the black sheep because at 24 you haven't even had a bf, let alone tried to marry him after five months like your peers
>tfw your parents have tried to push you onto every person in the singles ward with a dick but they always reject you
>>24313516
Can I come with you?
>live with friend and a guy
>guy has a bunch of self-esteem issues because of his shortness, skin color, and teeth
>he doesn't have much friends
>been giving him pity handjobs
>recently found out my friend has been giving him pity handjobs too
>>24313558
Sure. It's a pretty good bench. I've never shared it before though.
>>24313617
What's so good about it? Where is it?
>>24313630
It is in a park that nobody goes to. I can be alone there but it is also outside so it is a little bit different from the basement.
