Anon, are you staring at my boobs?
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>Anon, are you staring at my boobs?
what boobs.
pssssh.
Wat ya goin to do bout it?
>>24296866
No.
Get over yourself, cunt.
>>24296955
Fuckin got em lad whew whew.
>>24296866
hells yeah bitch come here
>>24296866
Haha yeah, just kidding I wouldn't do that to you, you know me sarah, I'm not like those douches on the football team
>>24296866
Maybe. What are you gonna do about it?
Can't I?
>>24296866
#Triggered
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>D..do you like my new swimming suite Se..sempai ?
>>24297113
No, you slut. I told you wear a one piece or you get the fucking belt.
>>24297113
>C-Can I t-touch??
If fucking only
>>24296866
Because I want to grope you
>>24296866
yes and if you didn't want me to then change your fucking attire slutnugget
>>24296955
This if she's not wearing something revealing.
>>24297371
This if she is.
>>24297113
>suite
>>24296866
yes and theyre ugly. cut them off. and get them out of my face. fucking whore
>>24296866
You mean those sagging fat girl tits?
No, no I wasn't, but you clearly want me to.
>>24296866
Is that a boy?
>>24296866
Luckily for you, yes.
>>24297502
Don't be a nerd and put your dick up her pussy.
>>24297449
>"why cant I get a girlfriend??"
probably because you shriek at .jpg's on the internet
>>24296866
I can't take my eyes off of your dry, chapped fucking lips. You must suck a lot of dick.
All these suave af niggas ITT.
More like
>N-n-no, I mean, I-I, sorry
>>24296866
I like pictures of women in that pose. It feels intimate and makes me a little sad that I'll never see it irl.
>>24297678
You can see it any time at hooters
>Yeah, so what?
>Stacy starts ranting.
>Blatantly ogle her tits as they jiggle with fury.
>Stacy storms off in a huff.
>Ogle dat ass.
>Fap the to memory.
>>24296866
Yes, what are you going to do about it?
>tfw no bewbs
>>24298702
do you have nice big nipples?
>>24296866
Well, maybe just a glance, but I'm not exactly STARING at your breasts...
>>24298792
>forgetting to ask about the presence of a vagina
>>24297036
But she wants you to be one of those douches
>>24298834
Big nipples are my fetish
>>24296866
I've told this before, but it is germaine
>In sales support - I am the guy that knows all the technical details of high-end computer hardware, I go along with the salesman to answer technical questions while he closes deals
>Sitting in the Tampa airport with my salesman, waiting to fly home after closing a huge deal
>Girl sits down opposite us - tight leggings, low-cut shirt
>I glance at the tramp, return to work on my laptop
>Minute later here her say, andgry "Are you looking at my chest?"
>My salesman starts laughing "Are you serious?"
>She looked pissed "stop staring at my chest!"
>He's laughing harder, "Come on! You spent, what? 200? on that blouse, $300 on that pushup bra, and $2 grand on a boob job? If you didn't WANT guys staring at your tits you'd dress better"
>She gasps, that fake 'awww!" sound, then oes on, "I am calling security! They'll arrest you for harassment!"
>He laughs more, "Call them. I fucking dare you to call them. Face it, your problem isn't someone staring at your tits, its that *I* am staring at your tits because you;re in college and I'm 40, right?"
>She got up, started grabbing her stuff
>I couldn't help myself, I said, "Would it help if you knew he makes $400,000 a year?"
>She stopped, looked over with an amazed, but happy, look on her face, "you do?!"
>He says 'yes, absolutely'
>She smiles and - we both burst out laughing
>She storms off
He's my fucking hero
