Tendies & Pepes
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Gimmie Gimmie chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard earned good-boy points,
On kids meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
in comfy big boy booster seats.
Mcdonald's,Hardee's,Popeye's,Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesnt make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch,I'll bite,I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my hearts desire,
Fueled by raging hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries
But tears arent tendies,nugs or fries
My good-boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT,UNGRATEFUL,SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
get this man a tendie!
>>24288683
Chicken tenders are a disgrace and shouldn't be considered food. Only grilled chicken breast or a full roast chicken are the only proper ways to enjoy chicken.
>>24288716
Ive lost all of my tendies,
For tendies were my only friendies.
Im slowly drifting from reality,
Without my tendies i will suffer a great fatality.
Kill all niggers
>>24288683
Yes she looks just like this. I even imitated her once while wearing a bandana and looking in the mirror. That's the face she would see.
>>24288683
A hunger strikes me
Uncontained autism
Chicken tendies, yum.
>>24288683
FUCK YOU YOU AUTISTIC DEMON YOULL NEVER GET TENDIES FUCK YOU
>>24289508
SHUT THE FUCK UP NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
>>24289531
You're the Lord of Shit, shithead
fucking normies ree haha
>>24288776
you're a disgrace to your family.
>>24289550
Stupid faggot normie get off this board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24289612
reeee haha, right little guy?
>>24289612
I need an explanation
Chicken tendies are why I call my cash spendies. But for that matter is it necessary to attain a high amount of these newfangled good boy points? At one time all I needed was a mother for these tendie treats, but now I need GBP because I am a NEET. That wicked adversary known as "Mommy" must've browsed /b/ because she only speaks in leet. Woe is me, manlet or not, I shall not live in the crippling fault of wageslavery.
>>24288683
Shut the fuck up you stupid autist
i rescued this pearl from page 10
>>24288683
https://youtu.be/7ERzPFCE7B0
