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Sunday feels
>>24283326
getting drunk alone again
just like every other day
/britfeel/ is dead
First for crippling loneliness
>expecting a sunday roast
>it's mashed potato, greens and boiled bacon
pretty fucked off right now lads, going to have to cook my own food
>>24283326
>Freddo
Senpai this brings up childhood trauma
stop
lads should i drop 180 pound sterling on a tnf jacket that i don't really need
>>24283371
Yes mate
Post your waifu
>Started taking lexapro today
Should I be worried?
>tfw it's almost time to wagekek
>>24283399
pretty harmless tbqh
>tfw stuck in East Devon
Fucking murder me
Seeing my therapist tomorrow though
>>24283421
Then why do I feel like I'm dying?
>>24283399
>SSRIs
yes
Amerifats will never know the pleasure of HP Brown Sauce.
I said yeah to that furry girl and asked what she has in mind
>hearthstone event at some geek shop in town
What the fuck have I done
>>24283455
Seeing stuff like this makes me hate white people
>>24283455
Kek she's going to be more interested in games than you, post pics
>>24283506
Can't wait until white people are the minority
>>24283553
True senpai I hate Islam but I cant wait until I get a white slave boy that I can bully and force to become a girl
Poleaboos brother does make him feel bad about himself
>Taller, over 6ft
>white/fair skin
>fashion sense
>(white) friends
>(white) gf
Evening lads.
Drinking on my own, dreading another week of wage slavery and getting smashed at /trb/16.
Standard Sunday.
R.I.P. to the Martyrs
>>24283538
She has shit taste tho, she's cute as fuck, I'd have no problem saying yeah if she wasnt into weird shit. Anyways, I hope she doesn't ask me to go cosplaying with her
>>24283455
>Furry girls
I remember that feel anon, the only type i ever got close to were neurotic,but oddly loving furry girls. It was never my real choice, but i'd be damned if i said i wouldn't take the opportunity again
>>24283622
You missed the most important one
>younger
>>24283455
>hearthstone
lmao enjoy getting cukked
she's only asked you along so you can pay for everything
>>24283685
"refugees welcome"
>>24283697
>she's cute as fuck
post pics
>>24283753
I doubt that's the case, she knows I'm a NEETkek on JSA. She's the one with a job
went on a date with a girl from tinder last night lads. Ended up bringing her back and losing my virginity.
Maybe I am a real human being after all..
What you pussyniggas listenin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHolez3W0BQ
>>24283772
kek i did senpai
>>24283326
>dark out
>daytime thread
Fuck you
>>24283784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oobXE1eGQRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wURib68XSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG280Vo0mCg
Got this on repeat senpai been listening to these tracks the whole day
>>24283697
oh I know this waifu
>>24283779
>Meet guy at bus stop
>Says he's foreign looking for friends
>I am friendless beta so take him in
>We meet and hang out a few times
>2 weeks in he asks me how to find girls
>I tell him Tinder
>He downloads it, very next day he says he has 2 girls wanting to meet us
>But he needs my help finding the place
>I eagerly take him to the location as he promised me the other girl
>turn my back for a couple seconds
>He is nowhere to be found
>See him jumping into a cab with two laughing girls and driving away
>I go home alone
>>24283817
she is fucking ugly mate
>>24283895
Way out of my league mate
>>24283817
Please tell me this isn't her costume from MCM Birmingham 2014
>>24283775
>>24283817
You better not fuck up senpai
>>24283912
unless you're the victim of an acid attack I doubt it
Unibot here.
Femroomate had a friend visit this weekend. Clicked with friend... femroomate sensed impending sex. Blocked both attempts completely.
All because I said no to sex from femroomate(don't want to shit where I sleep)
I really wanna smash a black sea cow like Maserati or Carmen Hayes
Britbongblog why no more posts?
>>24283951
sounds like a proper slag, dodged a bullet
>>24283951
Wait a minute, something doesn't add up here.
>engages with housemates
>confident with the opposite sex
>has women actively pursuing him for sex
You're no robot, you're a fucking normie.
Begone normie, you're not welcome here.
>>24283895
She looks like autistic peanut butter girl
>>24283394
easasy
>>24283994
Face it nigga r9k is full of normies
We're here to stay
>tfw want to travel the world
>requires I get a job
Is it worth it lads
>>24283994
Shutup mate, you're embarrassing yourself
>>24284018
Join the military, then your job will be travelling the world
>>24284010
Autistic peanut butter girl was mildy attractive though
>>24284032
Unless I'm based in some third world shithole like most people
>>24283976
One of his bail conditions is he can't use the internet, it's unenforceable but the blog is being monitored
>>24283394
Is that supposed to be Azunyan
>>24284048
You could be in the navy instead they just sail around
>>24283994
100% of brits I've interacted with on r9k are full blown normies. spoken to 7 online as of counting, all have either whined about friends or girlfriends. oh, there was one gay guy who tried to hit on me.
I'm under the impression all the british reject shut-ins do not browse /britfeel/
>>24284018
It doesn't require a job anon, just do what all the other people who don't get a job after university do and take the 2 year fruit picking in australia visa offer
>>24284032
When you guys go to Afghanistan and shit how do you get pussy?
>>24284071
I've had family join the navy and they all said it was the worst time of their life. Idk mate, the armed forced are too much of a gamble
who /westlondon/ here
>>24284073
Well there's at least one still here
>>24284054
Yes it's Azusa
>>24284086
not me /eastlondon/ here
>>24284071
>join navy
>drown
I don't give a fuck about no roastie long as these waifus love me
>>24284073
I'm here
I have no gf or friends
>>24284073
I can still pathetically try and hit on people if i'm a reject shut in
>>24284078
How do you get pussy in the armed forces? You take it.
>>24284090
>>24284130
I would like to thank both of you for existing.
>>24283394
>no fun allowed - the girl
Forever the worst.
>>24284086
/eastlondon/ mate, not a fan of west london but at least you're not a south londoner
>Mum cooked a Sunday Roast today
>Go downstairs to eat it
>Dad is already there
>Smearing Dijon Mustard all over my plate
>Has tears in his eyes
>''We must remember Paris son''
>Stands and watches as I eat a roast with half a tub of Dijon Mustard
>Eyes start watering
>''I know son, it upsets me as well''
>ruined my dinner completely
Jesus christ, I don't care about dead normies
>>24284129
1 2 B MI WAIFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJnG37ZBy0
>>24284144
why is she no fun allowed?
>>24284018
You honestly don't have to save up that much money to travel the world, as long as you're happy to work odd jobs all over the place while you're abroad and live frugally.
>>24284161
>Smearing Dijon Mustard all over my plate
>Has tears in his eyes
>''We must remember Paris son''
.....wat
>>24284161
>>''I know son, it upsets me as well''
fucking lost it
your family sounds amazing
>>24284144
Quite a rude thing to say about such an adorable selfless and talented girl iihwyf
>>24283394
waifu reporting in lad
>>24284141
What do you mean by that senpai
>>24284161
Outstanding.
Meme noodle lunch for me, it's been a while
>>24284205
>not superior fishbitch
shiggledig
>>24284185
Just some anon making. Pathetic attempt to be funny
>>24284188
>the story is true
>>24284207
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_war_crimes#Rapes
>>24284218
>not enjoying the grentext for what it is
you do know where you are, right?
>wake up and play fallout 4 for hours
>move to my laptop and play FM16 for hours
>move back to TV and play shitty Blops3 for maybe an hour
>play more Fallout and FM16
meanwhile all these pinned job applications...
>>24284221
I'm down for that my G I've always wanted to rap. a Muslim girl
>>24284238
>I enjoy laughing at innocent dead people not matter what context
Yeah i know where I am and its not /b/
>>24284216
what is between her legs? is this supposed to be menstruation blood? I understand if stinky pussies and smegma are your fetish but menstruation? damn
>>24284252
>meanwhile all these pinned job applications...
doesn't sound like you need a job with that hardware, son.
I can't even afford a ps3 let alone a gaming pc/next gen.
count your lucky stars that you've still got mumsy to look after you. I miss mine.
>>24284275
its spaghetti bruh
>>24284171
>Talked shit about ritsu at the fast food, still remember that
>Every time they're having fun she interjects to either be a bitch or prove how 1337 she is
>Ruined the dynamic after being introduced
>Some episodes, 100% of her dialogue involves complaining or being a bitch, never positive or fun
>Constantly gets no responses after complaining, even the other K-on know she's the worst
>Autist that even complained when they were all crying at I think episode 22
>First thing she says after they play the song for her, is how bad it was
Just to name a few.
>>24284195
Doesn't change the above.
Is it worth showering if I'm just going to the shop
>>24284269
First week here?
>>24284297
why does spaghetti come out of he rpussy and why is her name fishbitch
>>24284299
Thank you for taking the time to type all that out, Anon
>>24284299
jfc fahm nbdy cares about your fucking anime wifeu
morning lads
>17:20
oh...
>>24284286
I'll sell you my PS4 for 150 pound senpai
>>24284304
Feel sorry for people like you
>>24284311
go play undertale then come back.
its shit because its basically homestuck with bullet hell segments.
Why the fuck does every girl want to take thing super fast. I don't want to have sex with you in the first week, I want someone I can take things slow with and enjoy our time together
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>>24283394
Waifu et al.
I wonder why they all look so apprehensive.
>>24284336
fair enough i guess
>>24284378
I guess I'm an uncle tom for laughing at this
>>24284369
Did you get lost on your way to bizarro /r9k/?
>>24284315
>>24284317
They asked.
>>24284349
Undertale is my GOTY, it wasn't shit to me.
>>24284425
Maybe you should stop being so angry at a cute anime character
>>24284349
Yeah. The bullet hell battles are a FRESH AND NEW IDEA
>tfw too normie to hang with robots
>tfw too robot to hang with normies
>>24284425
Thanks for the breakdown, I still like her though.
>>24284453
my game of the year too though I've been a massive homosuck faggot for like 4 years so I'm biased.
bowman closed off a bunch of videos with toby fox in them just after the game blew up. hussie shut off his twitter.
everyone's salty af desu lad
Why don't you have a girlfriend, it's super easy
>>24284479
It's called a cyborg
There are a lot more of us than you think. I have two cyborg friends, all three of us INTPs.
I got lucky f.a.m.
>>24284507
I've never liked Homestuck really, thought it was pretty gay desu.
>>24284349
>>24284453
>>24284507
i still dont fucking get it, what the fuck has vaginas shitting spaghetti to do with it???? is this sort of a fetish game or wtf?
i wont play that shitty generic 2D pleb indie game
>>24284455
A cute anime character who harshly rejects the advances of her senpai.
>>24284524
Having a girlfriend would be anything but easy
>mom and dad are divorced
>dad starts dating someone new for the first time
>he asks you not to tell mom
>you know it will hurt her
>hate having to keep secrets between them
>All the feelings I never got to talk about when they split up are coming back
>>24284535
it's the gayest thing on the internet
though if you like undertale's soundtrack hamfag's is just as good
>>24284540
its memes bruh
>>24284540
There is no vagina shitting spaghetti, she is keeping the spaghetti between her legs and pretending like she is talking about her vagina to fluster lab safety dinosaur when it's the spaghetti she is on about all along.
>>24284524
>life is good tshirt
>>24284568
but how did this epic meme came into existence
>>24284592
the game has a few jokes about spaghetti. fanart incorporates it.
that's basically it
>>24284578
>I just did a dose of percocet with the strippers
>>24284524
That's his sister bro.
>>24284553
Just because she's not a lesbian doesn't mean she doesn't love her
>>24284630
I don't think so mate
>>24284663
>that shitty neckbeard
Kek
>>24283994
>>24284017
>>24284073
>>24284161
>>24284479
IF YOU ARE A NORMIE, EVERYTHING HERE YOU NOT COOL WITH THAT
Why don't you have a gf lads
>>24284754
I might want it BUT I DON'T NEED A BITCH
>>24284754
>girls in sweaters
muh dick
>>24284663
>>24284754
>kissing on the cheek
Yeah, like I said, it's his sister.
>>24284754
because I'm not a dadbodfag like that guy
>>24284754
>>24284524
>high test dadbodfag
wooow, i really wonder how a guy like this guy can get a gf wow. seriously how do other faggots like fucking george clooney and vin diesel attract women? shit is beyond me
>>24284890
>high test
Literally what, the dude looks 15 years old
>>24284754
Maybe hes Mormon or some shit
>>24284904
>broad as fuck
>15 year old
sure
I'm 22 years old and my shoulders aren't as wide as his. I'm low test faggot and no matter my muscle mass/bodyfat I'd never get GF as easy as him because of this.
>>24284754
>some girls like fat dudes
WOOOOOW what a revelation, fucking idiot
>>24284939
not fat. but high test AND fat. if you'Re just fat and look low test you're fucked.
fat+high test= dadbod
especially bitches with daddy issues love this.
>>24284957
He just looks fat to me
Parents popped up for the first time in 6 months, managed to get a pretty fucking good meal for free. Couldn't be happier just now.
How's your day went lads?
>>24284754
hes either rich, a local celebrity or has a big dick.
All of you guys act so depressed and like life is hopeless but have any of you actually tried just being yourself though?
I for one am glad these shitty threads are dying
>>24285289
Brits only in this thread kiddo. Get lost.
>>24285464
How do you know hes not?
>>24285490
>just now
Cunts south african
>>24285490
>How's your day went
>>24285593
>>24285523
Oh I just assumed he was bad at typing or something. Is that something people actually say irl?
>>24285675
no, that's the point
>>24285523
but south africa is a rightful part of britain
>>24284143
Last human contact I had for about 3 weeks was a post-it note from a flat mate I don't talk to because I don't leave my room
I hate Sunday's. It means I'm going back to fucking work tomorrow.
I left a job recently to start a new one. This was supposed to be my break.
Actually it's the same if not fucking worse.
I need ideas for jobs bros. I need to be able to be happy for the 8 hours I'm away from my family
Pic semi related
>>24285833
Assemblyline kek here
it can be hard sometime sbut overall it's pretty chill. I know every day what I will have to do tomorrow. feelsgud. nice dosh too.
If London was attacked, which places would you care the least about if they were blown up?
>>24286074
London.
3312
>>24286074
Westminster ; ))))
>>24286074
Tower Hamlets
>>24286033
What sort of money?
I'm on 37k at the moment but could drop a lot if I had to
>tfw just did a 12 hour shift after being awake 15 hours already
>mfw started hallucinating/dreaming at the 5o'clock mark and tried to use a piece of card as a tablet
>tfw not actually sure if I had dreamt it or it happened
>>24286203
>37k
I'm jelly man
>>24286337
Don't be. It's shit
>>24286374
What do you do that's so bad to overshadow the pay?
>>24286203
>37k
fuck off you billionaire
>>24286374
I hate my job and only make 17k
>>24286374
So is my job, and I only get like, 12k.
>>24286388
Why was this deleted?
>>24286394
I work in facilities management. >>24286419
Not quite
>>24286420
Doing what?
>>24286481
Doing what?
>>24286540
I write manuals for a sofware company
>>24286578
That sounds interesting. Sounds like you should be earning more
>>24286540
It's called 'digital forensics', but the reality is copying files from one place to another and doing monotonous admin work with the occasional interlude of actual forensics things.
It's also worth noting how my team is understaffed by two people relative to the workload and as team leader (for no extra pay) I have to deal with a bunch of extra bullshit on top.
I'm due a promotion soon to another department - but that's purely because two people have decided they're fed up with the company's bullshit and are both leaving at the same time.
There is literally nothing wrong with beingbritish
>>24286626
Wish I knew people like you : c
[Wish I knew anyone really]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TfvcTWGJg
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24286608
I probably should be earning more, but it is so mind numbing its untrue, I mean nobody ever reads them anyway just reading them is so shit and boring, I can't even listen to music its just sitting in silence for 7.5 hours everyday. Accountancy is boring, software is boring shitty help documentation is boring now mix them all up and you have my job.
>>24286703
Right in the chest.
>reach for my drink
>uncap
>take a gulp
>mfw it's a piss bottle
Jesus fuck lads this taste just won't fuck off out of my mouth, never again.
This is why London is the worst city in the country.
>>24286839
>London
>Part of the UK
Japan or North Korea, whats more interesting to visit lads
>>24286865
nippon
>>24286074
The city, pref during working hours.
>>24286865
The one that won't arrest and execute you.
>>24286865
North Korea, it's not as bad as everyone says and it's got a very eerie atmosphere.
I've been before and it's pretty much how I imagine the 50s were.
>>24286865
>>24286916
Korea has a tourist trip you can go on but you are escorted everywhere and I don't think you can choose what you do. Its probably very interesting
>>24286865
You'll have more fun in Japan, the food is dire in North Korea
>>24286916
North Korea is actually very nice to foreigners, they have to uphold a reputation of being a kind country
>>24286956
Thats what I was planning to do, DPRK is probably a lot more interesting to go to
>>24286997
Not for foreigners on guided tours
>>24286865
soaplands
blowjob bars
maid cafes
>>24286865
Well at least in Japan you may have some chance of shagging a local. Not gonna happen in Nork.
How the fuck do I get over a phone phobia? I keep having to leave jobs because I can't use them.
>>24287058
Not really my thing. Jap girls arent very attractive
>>24284073
Bruv how can you be a londoner AND be a shutin?
I find it hard to believe you keks can't talk to a girl for 10 seconds without stuttering and shit. Shouldn't have watched all that porn senpai.
>>24287092
>girls arent very attractive
Maybe you should try Sweden then you fucking fruit.
>>24287114
Why would I go on a holiday just to shag someone senpai, I'm not that lonely yet
>>24287089
>how do I get over X phobia
gradual exposure therapy
>>24287134
Shagging exotic birds is the only reason to go on holiday famtachi.
>>24287187
I disagree but whatever floats your boat matey, I'm more into experiencing different cultures, their cuisine and buying random crap
Is it too late to make tacos?
>>24287219
I'm not sure how much of that stuff you will get in NK but the tour sounds cool as hell
>"From here we head right down to the border itself, where we will be (local conditions permitting) escorted, possibly under the watchful eyes of the South Korean soldiers, into one of the huts which straddle the North-South Korean border. Enjoy lunch at the Panmunjomkwan Restaurant, inside the DMZ."
>>24287302
Getting a bit late for tacos but quesedillas ought to be fine.
>>24287302
It's never too late. m8
>>24287302
>>24287502
do it m9, post pics
I'm so afraid of attempting to socialise or interact with people, for reasons I know to be bullshit. It's completely absurd, and as a result I'm so unbelievably lonely and miserable and get stressed out over the tiniest things because I'm constantly overanalysing everything.
I can't make myself change my behaviour because I'm too scared of the risk, and I'm too self-loathing to think I could even commit suicide right.
I have no options and no way out, it's completely fucking retarded.
Lads best way to get a typical retail job? I literally cant get a job in asda or tesco, just keep getting rejected. I just need a job to get my parents off my back. I'm literally available 24/7 but they seem to not care, any buzzwords I could use?
>>24287527
You're interacting with us here m8. That's a start.
>>24287533
http://www.jobs.ac.uk/careers-advice/cv-templates/2155/buzz-words-and-impressive-language-to-use-on-your-cv
>>24287569
I can just close the tab on you if I freak out, you're words on a screen not people I'm interacting with.
>have to go to work in 8 hours
>going to drink an energy drink right now cuz why not
who /losing it/ here?
>>24287645
I'm planning on staying up all night eating tacos even though I have work tomorrow
>>24287645
>8 hours
what do you do lad?
>>24287703
subhuman manual labour
last time when i was deprived of sleep and had to work hard my heartbeat got so irregular i feared getting a heartattack
>>24287533
Not sure if it's best for retail jobs but agencies will overload you with job offers even if you have barely anything to your name.
lads is "consistently achieve" a split infinitive?
>>24283394
How is this shit still considered an original post. FUCK OFFFFFF
Being a NEET: no money, feel like shit.
Being a wageslave: money, no time, shit.
>>24287759
>complaining about anime on an anime website
If dubs I go out to get some pot noodles, next dubs chooses flavour if I go
>>24287764
pussynigga, u cant generalize like that. it depends on what you want from life.
do you prefer sources of entertainment and activities that require little money? NEET is the best option.
do you prefer sources of entertainment and activities that require alot of money? you will probably need a job.
thats why the endless Yawnsmug VS wageslave battle is idiotic.
>>24287838
I wanted pot noodles though, fucking hiromoot
>>24287813
>quoting things people don't say
also the robot literally only got created for me because i like to shitpost the same shit over and over again so much.
same for the [complain here] thingy in the captcha when it fails. because i always used to rant in the threads i tried to post.
reminder that your future wife is getting railed by a chad right now
>>24284161
I chuckled heartily. Thanks anon
>tfw on a diet
>eating cucumber with salt and vinegar as a snack
>so much vinegar that the cucumber slices are swimming in it
>lips are cracked and they hurt all the time while eating
>so good, can't stop eating
>skin is peeling off from cheeks
>>24287758
'to consistently achieve' would be.
>>24287886
>greentexting is quotation marks
Thank fuck the robot stops you from shitting up threads more than you already are.
>>24287922
What kind of diet is that supposed to be?
>>24287847
Yeah gaming is pretty expensive. Just saying people around you are different when you are a NEET and when you have a job.
I hate going out, nothing makes me happy apart from games. I try doing something positive, it just turns into negativity. I just don't bother with people anymore.
>>24287014
>Not for foreigners on guided tours
yes it is mate, unless they've changed it recently
>>24287922
the fuck mate
>>24287964
w0t
I'd expect gaming to be one of the things even neets can afford.
>>24287922
Just eat pickles, you moron.
>>24286074
nice thread on /pol/ mate
reported straight to the authorities
>tfw new job tomorrow
Time to join the wageslaves.
>>24288011
Not enough taste in pickles, dumbass.
>>24287960
Cucumber doesn't have a whole lot of energy in it so I can safely eat a cucumber or two in a day.
>>24288023
What job m8?
>>24288023
enjoy your monday, yawnsmug
>>24288023
what will you be doing, for how long, and what's the pay
>>24288003
If you are on JSA, you could afford gaming. But if you're not nope.
Lads anyone know how quickly progression is for night shift roles? I just started a week ago in morrisons and its pretty good so far but some lads have already handed in their notices and they've only been there for about 4 months. Wouldn't mind sticking around for abit if the turnover rate is this high and could potentially nab a managerial role.
>>24288066
pussynigga i wagekek and get more than JSA
Thinking about packing it in with my guild, need help writing my resignation letter though.
>>24288042
>>24288053
Warehouse slave. So it'll be mostly pulling christmas presents from shelves and packaging them up. For minimum wage.
I can already feel my soul melting away.
>>24288068
You think it's alright because you are new and no one expects you to be good/know the job yet so you just plod away at your own pace
Come back in 3 months when you get more and more shit added to your responsibilities and you will most likely understand why everyone leaves
source: I'm a wagekek
>>24288041
Its the drowning it in salt and vinegar thats worrying mate. Does it actually taste good?
>>24283965
Did it in Amsterdam Mate, was fucking mint
>>24288137
But I'm quite content with being a wagekek, I'm on pretty much 10/hr so I don't mind plus I listen to music for most of my shift anyway it's actually pretty fun. As far as I know I'm doing the work as everyone else, maybe more since I'm the "new guy"
>>24288111
Save as much as you can and have goals for your money, that's what got me through a stint in a job like that.
>>24288209
>Does it actually taste good?
Tastes brilliant, I like it at least. Then again I like ketchup on rye bread so my opinion might be invalid.
>>24288260
>I listen to music for most of my shift anyway it's actually pretty fun
Wagekek delusion
