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Sunday feels
>>24283326
getting drunk alone again
just like every other day
/britfeel/ is dead
First for crippling loneliness
>expecting a sunday roast
>it's mashed potato, greens and boiled bacon
pretty fucked off right now lads, going to have to cook my own food
>>24283326
>Freddo
Senpai this brings up childhood trauma
stop
lads should i drop 180 pound sterling on a tnf jacket that i don't really need
>>24283371
Yes mate
Post your waifu
>Started taking lexapro today
Should I be worried?
>tfw it's almost time to wagekek
>>24283399
pretty harmless tbqh
>tfw stuck in East Devon
Fucking murder me
Seeing my therapist tomorrow though
>>24283421
Then why do I feel like I'm dying?
>>24283399
>SSRIs
yes
Amerifats will never know the pleasure of HP Brown Sauce.
I said yeah to that furry girl and asked what she has in mind
>hearthstone event at some geek shop in town
What the fuck have I done
>>24283455
Seeing stuff like this makes me hate white people
>>24283455
Kek she's going to be more interested in games than you, post pics
>>24283506
Can't wait until white people are the minority
>>24283553
True senpai I hate Islam but I cant wait until I get a white slave boy that I can bully and force to become a girl
Poleaboos brother does make him feel bad about himself
>Taller, over 6ft
>white/fair skin
>fashion sense
>(white) friends
>(white) gf
Evening lads.
Drinking on my own, dreading another week of wage slavery and getting smashed at /trb/16.
Standard Sunday.
R.I.P. to the Martyrs
>>24283538
She has shit taste tho, she's cute as fuck, I'd have no problem saying yeah if she wasnt into weird shit. Anyways, I hope she doesn't ask me to go cosplaying with her
>>24283455
>Furry girls
I remember that feel anon, the only type i ever got close to were neurotic,but oddly loving furry girls. It was never my real choice, but i'd be damned if i said i wouldn't take the opportunity again
>>24283622
You missed the most important one
>younger
>>24283455
>hearthstone
lmao enjoy getting cukked
she's only asked you along so you can pay for everything
>>24283685
"refugees welcome"
>>24283697
>she's cute as fuck
post pics
>>24283753
I doubt that's the case, she knows I'm a NEETkek on JSA. She's the one with a job
went on a date with a girl from tinder last night lads. Ended up bringing her back and losing my virginity.
Maybe I am a real human being after all..
What you pussyniggas listenin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHolez3W0BQ
>>24283772
kek i did senpai
>>24283326
>dark out
>daytime thread
Fuck you
>>24283784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oobXE1eGQRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wURib68XSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG280Vo0mCg
Got this on repeat senpai been listening to these tracks the whole day
>>24283697
oh I know this waifu
>>24283779
>Meet guy at bus stop
>Says he's foreign looking for friends
>I am friendless beta so take him in
>We meet and hang out a few times
>2 weeks in he asks me how to find girls
>I tell him Tinder
>He downloads it, very next day he says he has 2 girls wanting to meet us
>But he needs my help finding the place
>I eagerly take him to the location as he promised me the other girl
>turn my back for a couple seconds
>He is nowhere to be found
>See him jumping into a cab with two laughing girls and driving away
>I go home alone
>>24283817
she is fucking ugly mate
>>24283895
Way out of my league mate
>>24283817
Please tell me this isn't her costume from MCM Birmingham 2014
>>24283775
>>24283817
You better not fuck up senpai
>>24283912
unless you're the victim of an acid attack I doubt it
Unibot here.
Femroomate had a friend visit this weekend. Clicked with friend... femroomate sensed impending sex. Blocked both attempts completely.
All because I said no to sex from femroomate(don't want to shit where I sleep)
I really wanna smash a black sea cow like Maserati or Carmen Hayes
Britbongblog why no more posts?
>>24283951
sounds like a proper slag, dodged a bullet
>>24283951
Wait a minute, something doesn't add up here.
>engages with housemates
>confident with the opposite sex
>has women actively pursuing him for sex
You're no robot, you're a fucking normie.
Begone normie, you're not welcome here.
>>24283895
She looks like autistic peanut butter girl
>>24283394
easasy
>>24283994
Face it nigga r9k is full of normies
We're here to stay
>tfw want to travel the world
>requires I get a job
Is it worth it lads
>>24283994
Shutup mate, you're embarrassing yourself
>>24284018
Join the military, then your job will be travelling the world
>>24284010
Autistic peanut butter girl was mildy attractive though
>>24284032
Unless I'm based in some third world shithole like most people
>>24283976
One of his bail conditions is he can't use the internet, it's unenforceable but the blog is being monitored
>>24283394
Is that supposed to be Azunyan
>>24284048
You could be in the navy instead they just sail around
>>24283994
100% of brits I've interacted with on r9k are full blown normies. spoken to 7 online as of counting, all have either whined about friends or girlfriends. oh, there was one gay guy who tried to hit on me.
I'm under the impression all the british reject shut-ins do not browse /britfeel/
>>24284018
It doesn't require a job anon, just do what all the other people who don't get a job after university do and take the 2 year fruit picking in australia visa offer
>>24284032
When you guys go to Afghanistan and shit how do you get pussy?
>>24284071
I've had family join the navy and they all said it was the worst time of their life. Idk mate, the armed forced are too much of a gamble
who /westlondon/ here
>>24284073
Well there's at least one still here
>>24284054
Yes it's Azusa
>>24284086
not me /eastlondon/ here
>>24284071
>join navy
>drown
I don't give a fuck about no roastie long as these waifus love me
>>24284073
I'm here
I have no gf or friends
>>24284073
I can still pathetically try and hit on people if i'm a reject shut in
>>24284078
How do you get pussy in the armed forces? You take it.
>>24284090
>>24284130
I would like to thank both of you for existing.
>>24283394
>no fun allowed - the girl
Forever the worst.
>>24284086
/eastlondon/ mate, not a fan of west london but at least you're not a south londoner
>Mum cooked a Sunday Roast today
>Go downstairs to eat it
>Dad is already there
>Smearing Dijon Mustard all over my plate
>Has tears in his eyes
>''We must remember Paris son''
>Stands and watches as I eat a roast with half a tub of Dijon Mustard
>Eyes start watering
>''I know son, it upsets me as well''
>ruined my dinner completely
Jesus christ, I don't care about dead normies
>>24284129
1 2 B MI WAIFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJnG37ZBy0
>>24284144
why is she no fun allowed?
>>24284018
You honestly don't have to save up that much money to travel the world, as long as you're happy to work odd jobs all over the place while you're abroad and live frugally.
>>24284161
>Smearing Dijon Mustard all over my plate
>Has tears in his eyes
>''We must remember Paris son''
.....wat
>>24284161
>>''I know son, it upsets me as well''
fucking lost it
your family sounds amazing
>>24284144
Quite a rude thing to say about such an adorable selfless and talented girl iihwyf
>>24283394
waifu reporting in lad
>>24284141
What do you mean by that senpai
>>24284161
Outstanding.
Meme noodle lunch for me, it's been a while
>>24284205
>not superior fishbitch
shiggledig
>>24284185
Just some anon making. Pathetic attempt to be funny
>>24284188
>the story is true
>>24284207
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_war_crimes#Rapes
>>24284218
>not enjoying the grentext for what it is
you do know where you are, right?
>wake up and play fallout 4 for hours
>move to my laptop and play FM16 for hours
>move back to TV and play shitty Blops3 for maybe an hour
>play more Fallout and FM16
meanwhile all these pinned job applications...
>>24284221
I'm down for that my G I've always wanted to rap. a Muslim girl
>>24284238
>I enjoy laughing at innocent dead people not matter what context
Yeah i know where I am and its not /b/
>>24284216
what is between her legs? is this supposed to be menstruation blood? I understand if stinky pussies and smegma are your fetish but menstruation? damn
>>24284252
>meanwhile all these pinned job applications...
doesn't sound like you need a job with that hardware, son.
I can't even afford a ps3 let alone a gaming pc/next gen.
count your lucky stars that you've still got mumsy to look after you. I miss mine.
>>24284275
its spaghetti bruh
>>24284171
>Talked shit about ritsu at the fast food, still remember that
>Every time they're having fun she interjects to either be a bitch or prove how 1337 she is
>Ruined the dynamic after being introduced
>Some episodes, 100% of her dialogue involves complaining or being a bitch, never positive or fun
>Constantly gets no responses after complaining, even the other K-on know she's the worst
>Autist that even complained when they were all crying at I think episode 22
>First thing she says after they play the song for her, is how bad it was
Just to name a few.
>>24284195
Doesn't change the above.
Is it worth showering if I'm just going to the shop
>>24284269
First week here?
>>24284297
why does spaghetti come out of he rpussy and why is her name fishbitch
>>24284299
Thank you for taking the time to type all that out, Anon
>>24284299
jfc fahm nbdy cares about your fucking anime wifeu
morning lads
>17:20
oh...
>>24284286
I'll sell you my PS4 for 150 pound senpai
>>24284304
Feel sorry for people like you
>>24284311
go play undertale then come back.
its shit because its basically homestuck with bullet hell segments.
Why the fuck does every girl want to take thing super fast. I don't want to have sex with you in the first week, I want someone I can take things slow with and enjoy our time together
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
>>24283394
Waifu et al.
I wonder why they all look so apprehensive.
>>24284336
fair enough i guess
>>24284378
I guess I'm an uncle tom for laughing at this
>>24284369
Did you get lost on your way to bizarro /r9k/?
>>24284315
>>24284317
They asked.
>>24284349
Undertale is my GOTY, it wasn't shit to me.
>>24284425
Maybe you should stop being so angry at a cute anime character
>>24284349
Yeah. The bullet hell battles are a FRESH AND NEW IDEA
>tfw too normie to hang with robots
>tfw too robot to hang with normies
>>24284425
Thanks for the breakdown, I still like her though.
>>24284453
my game of the year too though I've been a massive homosuck faggot for like 4 years so I'm biased.
bowman closed off a bunch of videos with toby fox in them just after the game blew up. hussie shut off his twitter.
everyone's salty af desu lad
Why don't you have a girlfriend, it's super easy
>>24284479
It's called a cyborg
There are a lot more of us than you think. I have two cyborg friends, all three of us INTPs.
I got lucky f.a.m.
>>24284507
I've never liked Homestuck really, thought it was pretty gay desu.
>>24284349
>>24284453
>>24284507
i still dont fucking get it, what the fuck has vaginas shitting spaghetti to do with it???? is this sort of a fetish game or wtf?
i wont play that shitty generic 2D pleb indie game
>>24284455
A cute anime character who harshly rejects the advances of her senpai.
>>24284524
Having a girlfriend would be anything but easy
>mom and dad are divorced
>dad starts dating someone new for the first time
>he asks you not to tell mom
>you know it will hurt her
>hate having to keep secrets between them
>All the feelings I never got to talk about when they split up are coming back
>>24284535
it's the gayest thing on the internet
though if you like undertale's soundtrack hamfag's is just as good
>>24284540
its memes bruh
>>24284540
There is no vagina shitting spaghetti, she is keeping the spaghetti between her legs and pretending like she is talking about her vagina to fluster lab safety dinosaur when it's the spaghetti she is on about all along.
>>24284524
>life is good tshirt
>>24284568
but how did this epic meme came into existence
>>24284592
the game has a few jokes about spaghetti. fanart incorporates it.
that's basically it
>>24284578
>I just did a dose of percocet with the strippers
>>24284524
That's his sister bro.
>>24284553
Just because she's not a lesbian doesn't mean she doesn't love her
>>24284630
I don't think so mate
>>24284663
>that shitty neckbeard
Kek
>>24283994
>>24284017
>>24284073
>>24284161
>>24284479
IF YOU ARE A NORMIE, EVERYTHING HERE YOU NOT COOL WITH THAT
Why don't you have a gf lads
>>24284754
I might want it BUT I DON'T NEED A BITCH
>>24284754
>girls in sweaters
muh dick
>>24284663
>>24284754
>kissing on the cheek
Yeah, like I said, it's his sister.
>>24284754
because I'm not a dadbodfag like that guy
>>24284754
>>24284524
>high test dadbodfag
wooow, i really wonder how a guy like this guy can get a gf wow. seriously how do other faggots like fucking george clooney and vin diesel attract women? shit is beyond me
>>24284890
>high test
Literally what, the dude looks 15 years old
>>24284754
Maybe hes Mormon or some shit
>>24284904
>broad as fuck
>15 year old
sure
I'm 22 years old and my shoulders aren't as wide as his. I'm low test faggot and no matter my muscle mass/bodyfat I'd never get GF as easy as him because of this.
>>24284754
>some girls like fat dudes
WOOOOOW what a revelation, fucking idiot
>>24284939
not fat. but high test AND fat. if you'Re just fat and look low test you're fucked.
fat+high test= dadbod
especially bitches with daddy issues love this.
>>24284957
He just looks fat to me
Parents popped up for the first time in 6 months, managed to get a pretty fucking good meal for free. Couldn't be happier just now.
How's your day went lads?
>>24284754
hes either rich, a local celebrity or has a big dick.
All of you guys act so depressed and like life is hopeless but have any of you actually tried just being yourself though?
I for one am glad these shitty threads are dying
>>24285289
Brits only in this thread kiddo. Get lost.
>>24285464
How do you know hes not?
>>24285490
>just now
Cunts south african
>>24285490
>How's your day went
>>24285593
>>24285523
Oh I just assumed he was bad at typing or something. Is that something people actually say irl?
>>24285675
no, that's the point
>>24285523
but south africa is a rightful part of britain
>>24284143
Last human contact I had for about 3 weeks was a post-it note from a flat mate I don't talk to because I don't leave my room
I hate Sunday's. It means I'm going back to fucking work tomorrow.
I left a job recently to start a new one. This was supposed to be my break.
Actually it's the same if not fucking worse.
I need ideas for jobs bros. I need to be able to be happy for the 8 hours I'm away from my family
Pic semi related
>>24285833
Assemblyline kek here
it can be hard sometime sbut overall it's pretty chill. I know every day what I will have to do tomorrow. feelsgud. nice dosh too.
If London was attacked, which places would you care the least about if they were blown up?
>>24286074
London.
3312
>>24286074
Westminster ; ))))
>>24286074
Tower Hamlets
>>24286033
What sort of money?
I'm on 37k at the moment but could drop a lot if I had to
>tfw just did a 12 hour shift after being awake 15 hours already
>mfw started hallucinating/dreaming at the 5o'clock mark and tried to use a piece of card as a tablet
>tfw not actually sure if I had dreamt it or it happened
>>24286203
>37k
I'm jelly man
>>24286337
Don't be. It's shit
>>24286374
What do you do that's so bad to overshadow the pay?
>>24286203
>37k
fuck off you billionaire
>>24286374
I hate my job and only make 17k
>>24286374
So is my job, and I only get like, 12k.
>>24286388
Why was this deleted?
>>24286394
I work in facilities management. >>24286419
Not quite
>>24286420
Doing what?
>>24286481
Doing what?
>>24286540
I write manuals for a sofware company
>>24286578
That sounds interesting. Sounds like you should be earning more
>>24286540
It's called 'digital forensics', but the reality is copying files from one place to another and doing monotonous admin work with the occasional interlude of actual forensics things.
It's also worth noting how my team is understaffed by two people relative to the workload and as team leader (for no extra pay) I have to deal with a bunch of extra bullshit on top.
I'm due a promotion soon to another department - but that's purely because two people have decided they're fed up with the company's bullshit and are both leaving at the same time.
There is literally nothing wrong with beingbritish
>>24286626
Wish I knew people like you : c
[Wish I knew anyone really]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TfvcTWGJg
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>24286608
I probably should be earning more, but it is so mind numbing its untrue, I mean nobody ever reads them anyway just reading them is so shit and boring, I can't even listen to music its just sitting in silence for 7.5 hours everyday. Accountancy is boring, software is boring shitty help documentation is boring now mix them all up and you have my job.
>>24286703
Right in the chest.
>reach for my drink
>uncap
>take a gulp
>mfw it's a piss bottle
Jesus fuck lads this taste just won't fuck off out of my mouth, never again.
This is why London is the worst city in the country.
>>24286839
>London
>Part of the UK
Japan or North Korea, whats more interesting to visit lads
>>24286865
nippon
>>24286074
The city, pref during working hours.
>>24286865
The one that won't arrest and execute you.
>>24286865
North Korea, it's not as bad as everyone says and it's got a very eerie atmosphere.
I've been before and it's pretty much how I imagine the 50s were.
>>24286865
>>24286916
Korea has a tourist trip you can go on but you are escorted everywhere and I don't think you can choose what you do. Its probably very interesting
>>24286865
You'll have more fun in Japan, the food is dire in North Korea
>>24286916
North Korea is actually very nice to foreigners, they have to uphold a reputation of being a kind country
>>24286956
Thats what I was planning to do, DPRK is probably a lot more interesting to go to
>>24286997
Not for foreigners on guided tours
>>24286865
soaplands
blowjob bars
maid cafes
>>24286865
Well at least in Japan you may have some chance of shagging a local. Not gonna happen in Nork.
How the fuck do I get over a phone phobia? I keep having to leave jobs because I can't use them.
>>24287058
Not really my thing. Jap girls arent very attractive
>>24284073
Bruv how can you be a londoner AND be a shutin?
I find it hard to believe you keks can't talk to a girl for 10 seconds without stuttering and shit. Shouldn't have watched all that porn senpai.
>>24287092
>girls arent very attractive
Maybe you should try Sweden then you fucking fruit.
>>24287114
Why would I go on a holiday just to shag someone senpai, I'm not that lonely yet
>>24287089
>how do I get over X phobia
gradual exposure therapy
>>24287134
Shagging exotic birds is the only reason to go on holiday famtachi.
>>24287187
I disagree but whatever floats your boat matey, I'm more into experiencing different cultures, their cuisine and buying random crap
Is it too late to make tacos?
>>24287219
I'm not sure how much of that stuff you will get in NK but the tour sounds cool as hell
>"From here we head right down to the border itself, where we will be (local conditions permitting) escorted, possibly under the watchful eyes of the South Korean soldiers, into one of the huts which straddle the North-South Korean border. Enjoy lunch at the Panmunjomkwan Restaurant, inside the DMZ."
>>24287302
Getting a bit late for tacos but quesedillas ought to be fine.
>>24287302
It's never too late. m8
>>24287302
>>24287502
do it m9, post pics
I'm so afraid of attempting to socialise or interact with people, for reasons I know to be bullshit. It's completely absurd, and as a result I'm so unbelievably lonely and miserable and get stressed out over the tiniest things because I'm constantly overanalysing everything.
I can't make myself change my behaviour because I'm too scared of the risk, and I'm too self-loathing to think I could even commit suicide right.
I have no options and no way out, it's completely fucking retarded.
Lads best way to get a typical retail job? I literally cant get a job in asda or tesco, just keep getting rejected. I just need a job to get my parents off my back. I'm literally available 24/7 but they seem to not care, any buzzwords I could use?
>>24287527
You're interacting with us here m8. That's a start.
>>24287533
http://www.jobs.ac.uk/careers-advice/cv-templates/2155/buzz-words-and-impressive-language-to-use-on-your-cv
>>24287569
I can just close the tab on you if I freak out, you're words on a screen not people I'm interacting with.
>have to go to work in 8 hours
>going to drink an energy drink right now cuz why not
who /losing it/ here?
>>24287645
I'm planning on staying up all night eating tacos even though I have work tomorrow
>>24287645
>8 hours
what do you do lad?
>>24287703
subhuman manual labour
last time when i was deprived of sleep and had to work hard my heartbeat got so irregular i feared getting a heartattack
>>24287533
Not sure if it's best for retail jobs but agencies will overload you with job offers even if you have barely anything to your name.
lads is "consistently achieve" a split infinitive?
>>24283394
How is this shit still considered an original post. FUCK OFFFFFF
Being a NEET: no money, feel like shit.
Being a wageslave: money, no time, shit.
>>24287759
>complaining about anime on an anime website
If dubs I go out to get some pot noodles, next dubs chooses flavour if I go
>>24287764
pussynigga, u cant generalize like that. it depends on what you want from life.
do you prefer sources of entertainment and activities that require little money? NEET is the best option.
do you prefer sources of entertainment and activities that require alot of money? you will probably need a job.
thats why the endless Yawnsmug VS wageslave battle is idiotic.
>>24287838
I wanted pot noodles though, fucking hiromoot
>>24287813
>quoting things people don't say
also the robot literally only got created for me because i like to shitpost the same shit over and over again so much.
same for the [complain here] thingy in the captcha when it fails. because i always used to rant in the threads i tried to post.
reminder that your future wife is getting railed by a chad right now
>>24284161
I chuckled heartily. Thanks anon
>tfw on a diet
>eating cucumber with salt and vinegar as a snack
>so much vinegar that the cucumber slices are swimming in it
>lips are cracked and they hurt all the time while eating
>so good, can't stop eating
>skin is peeling off from cheeks
>>24287758
'to consistently achieve' would be.
>>24287886
>greentexting is quotation marks
Thank fuck the robot stops you from shitting up threads more than you already are.
>>24287922
What kind of diet is that supposed to be?
>>24287847
Yeah gaming is pretty expensive. Just saying people around you are different when you are a NEET and when you have a job.
I hate going out, nothing makes me happy apart from games. I try doing something positive, it just turns into negativity. I just don't bother with people anymore.
>>24287014
>Not for foreigners on guided tours
yes it is mate, unless they've changed it recently
>>24287922
the fuck mate
>>24287964
w0t
I'd expect gaming to be one of the things even neets can afford.
>>24287922
Just eat pickles, you moron.
>>24286074
nice thread on /pol/ mate
reported straight to the authorities
>tfw new job tomorrow
Time to join the wageslaves.
>>24288011
Not enough taste in pickles, dumbass.
>>24287960
Cucumber doesn't have a whole lot of energy in it so I can safely eat a cucumber or two in a day.
>>24288023
What job m8?
>>24288023
enjoy your monday, yawnsmug
>>24288023
what will you be doing, for how long, and what's the pay
>>24288003
If you are on JSA, you could afford gaming. But if you're not nope.
Lads anyone know how quickly progression is for night shift roles? I just started a week ago in morrisons and its pretty good so far but some lads have already handed in their notices and they've only been there for about 4 months. Wouldn't mind sticking around for abit if the turnover rate is this high and could potentially nab a managerial role.
>>24288066
pussynigga i wagekek and get more than JSA
Thinking about packing it in with my guild, need help writing my resignation letter though.
>>24288042
>>24288053
Warehouse slave. So it'll be mostly pulling christmas presents from shelves and packaging them up. For minimum wage.
I can already feel my soul melting away.
>>24288068
You think it's alright because you are new and no one expects you to be good/know the job yet so you just plod away at your own pace
Come back in 3 months when you get more and more shit added to your responsibilities and you will most likely understand why everyone leaves
source: I'm a wagekek
>>24288041
Its the drowning it in salt and vinegar thats worrying mate. Does it actually taste good?
>>24283965
Did it in Amsterdam Mate, was fucking mint
>>24288137
But I'm quite content with being a wagekek, I'm on pretty much 10/hr so I don't mind plus I listen to music for most of my shift anyway it's actually pretty fun. As far as I know I'm doing the work as everyone else, maybe more since I'm the "new guy"
>>24288111
Save as much as you can and have goals for your money, that's what got me through a stint in a job like that.
>>24288209
>Does it actually taste good?
Tastes brilliant, I like it at least. Then again I like ketchup on rye bread so my opinion might be invalid.
>>24288260
>I listen to music for most of my shift anyway it's actually pretty fun
Wagekek delusion
>>24288265
It've got a "it's just a christmas job, it's just a christmas job, it's just a christmas job" mantra ready to go.
UGANDA OHYEA
Tom Blakely?
>>24288260
Make, I used to be a night time shelf monkey at Tesco. What >>24288137 says is correct.
You'll enjoy it now because you're getting used to the job but then they'll expect you to fill your designated isle and then do another.
I used to refill short life stuff (pasta, pizza, readymeals) and that was a piece of piss.
Then they moved me onto Cereals, jams, sugar and custards and I could never finish it before 7am. I had to work the capping shelf (shit that gets chucked at the top) then about 8 cages. I probably just sucked at the job but the only thing that was good was we got to listen to our own music. I was stupid enough to work through 20 minutes of my break to get it done.
>>24288343
Took a christmas job with royal mail last month for 48 hours a week thinking I would have a job before the start date which was sometime early December, was thinking I would get a cheeky supermarket job or something before then but I was wrong. Its now November 15th and I have no such thing nor do I have any interviews upcoming. I literally put myself in such a shit position and It looks like I'm going to have to slave away for a month because I'm to beta to not go.
>>24288111
>min wage
what if you just refuse to work? would you still get welfare? it would be as much as min wage right? like why do people even work for min wage
>>24286832
>tfw i know that feel senpai
>>24288657
>would you still get welfare?
Yes
>it would be as much as min wage right?
Noooooope
i fucking hate my mental illnesses lads.
I JUST WANT THEM TO BE FUCKING GONE FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>24288594
Doesn't seem to bad t b h, I know what the work is like my main question was how to get into the Team Leader/Supervisor/Manager role, with many people quitting regularly surely they would notice someone who was dedicated enough to stay for a year and actually want progression or do they just hire from the outside or day shift?
>>24288657
Pretty much any minimum wage job pays more than them benefits.
You need someone else to pay the real bills if you plan to live on bennies.
>>24288744
What you got?
>>24283367
Whats? The matter? Can't handle Inflation?
>there were people unironically poor enough that their childhood chocolate bar of choice was freddo
>>24288835
>build time machine
>go back in time a few years
>buy freddos at 10p each
>come back to present day
>??????
>profit!
Mugi desu
>about to start a >tick tock as a wagekek for Santander tomorrow lads
>looking forward to having money but desu senpai I can't handle having that full weekly 9-5 over my head for the next three months
cosy 2814 pepe
What do you lads use to put posters up?
Blu tack?
>>24288900
I've worked there, what job are you going to be doing?
>>24288914
yeah, don't like pin holes personally
>>24288914
got some white tack one time, absolute shit compared to blue tack.
u could poster frame em. but if youre the anime fag then probably not worth it
>>24288900
It's literally tick-teck on the wagekek clock for you then my friend
Best get to bed lad, don't wanna be late tomorrow
>>24288952
In one of their offices, doing Financial Administration pretty kek tier job desu I'm sure it'll be a piece of piss
>think my irregular heartbeat is caused by magnesium deficiency
>buy some magnesium supplements
>research how much magnesium the food i eat has
>realize I am getting the daily dosage of magnesium anyways
FOR FUCKS SAKE i will just eat 10 magnesium pills and see what happens. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO FUCKING WRONG?
>>24283326
Britain, fuck off. You don't need a special thread for your meme island.
>>24289058
Too much Magnesium makes you poo in loo
I can hear my mum and step dad taking the piss out of me. They're in the next room, literally only 10 feet away. They must know I can hear. What should I do?
>>24289106
KEK, I'd comment the shit that they say so that they hear it lel. in a jokey manner
>>24289156
Take the piss out of myself to get back at them...?
>>24289156
THIS THIS THIS
pussyNIGGA
DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHJT
or shootself into very fuarkan head
>>24289189
just COMMENT THE SHIT IN SOME WAY OR SOMETHING MAN
basically make them aware that ur hearing it all
>>24289106
download cp to your dads computer and show your mum.
>>24288902
sry I have to steal this, dank album and cosy frog
>>24289106
Buy some of those books on parenting and highlight everything in them your mum didn't do or did wrong
>>24289106
Tell your mum she was a shit parent and that's why you are the way you are then take your clothes off shit in front of your step dad and walk around the house naked to assert your dominance
>>24289267
what album is it?
>>24289267
it's very feel inducing, both the image and album
>>24289308
2814 birth of a new day
Celebrity get me out of here lads
Just tuning in for based bants and kek
>>24289308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
not original life
>>24289337
Hoping that slag from Hollyoaks gets her tits out tbqh lads
Anyone here watch shameless?
The UK version.
It's confusing me.
>>24289058
magnesium is a laxative
>>24289306
>>24289306
>and that's the way you are
your words hurt me because they're true
>>24289363
kek wow that's shit
>>24289379
Yeah pretty decent. Some inconsistencies with the first season before it got settled down, particuarly the Maguires.
>>24289384
wtf??????? hbut its also a essential mineral or something isnt it??
>>24287947
greentext IS for quoting you fucking retard, that fucking arrow >>>>>>>> has been uzsed for quioting even WAY BEFORE 4CHAN EVEN EXISTED
>>24289412
so is arsenic you freak
>>24289447
yeah see. its not a laxative. its needed or something.
>>24289412
Everything in moderation my dear. Potassium is essential but highly radioactive.
>>24289407
it's a really good album you plonker
>>24289463
So could i kill myself by eating all the magnesium pills i have now
>>24289472
>confusing potassium with polonium
Some anon tried to advise me to watch Death Note because I wanted to try anime. It's terrible. For shame.
Someone recommend something not completely full of plot holes and gay please.
>L is how most of 4chan sees themselves
>>24289517
Did you enjoy your time at state school?
>>24289410
What's confused me is Karl suddenly shares a room with lip and ian yet he didn't the episode before.
>>24289487
good in what possible way?
I hear people string together shit like this in their pirated copy of fruityloops all the time,
doesn't mean its good musically.
>>24289555
start with gurren lagann
>>24289568
>120ppm
most isotopes are radioactive, but you don't call them radioactive elements you dolt
>>24289555
>>L is how most of 4chan sees themselves
THIS right now
while dem manchildren aint even REALIZIN right now
that they even dumber
than normies right now
NO WAY
beating the autism till the sun come up
I'm rocking autism like autism r us
i talk more shit than eggman does
i put the autism up in ritalin lil cuz
>>24289555
Death Note is one of the typical entry level shows, it depends entirely on what you're after from a show. Try something like Texhnolyze.
>>24289555
Nichijou, lad
>>24289555
What kinda non anime shit you like?
>>24289621
Say that again with my dick in your mouth, faggot
>>24289623
this is the best poster of /britfee/, seriously
>>24289555
>Death Note
Watch something good like Ergo Proxy, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Black Lagoon, Azumanga Daioh, Wolf's Rain etc.
>>24289435
Direct quotation isn't it's only use you mongoloid, it's for indirect quotation too. In fact, you can use it for whatever you like, it's not quotation marks.
>>24289647
>>24289623
>>24289608
Thanks lads, i'll not them all down for future reference. I will probably watch it to the end just cos i'm quite a way in now.
>>24289659
Nothing specific to be honest. I had a friend who used to force Naruto on me, and that was dogshit. I kind of liked the elaborate fighting, though i'm not sure if it was just the novelty of it.
>does move
>"that is a good power, but he did not consider my greater tactic
>"he is now thinking of his greater tactic, alas, I am one step ahead with my ultimate attack
>"now he's thinking of his ultimate attack, it is time to end this
All while nobody had moved in five minutes. Funny stuff.
>>24288902
Thanks for the reminder I preordered the vinyl for this
>don't even have a turntable
>>24289582
Fuck off cunt face twat
>>24289766
>falling for the vinyl meme
Was bored today so i bought a pack of cigarettes. Feel sick now after smoking a couple.
>>24289725
>Thanks lads, i'll not them all down for future reference.
you fucking what??? i didnt even post an anime, I'm just rambling on amphetamines. pussyNIGGA
>>24289829
Only wanted it for the artwork tbqh
>>24289725
>liked Naruto
oh, nevermind
no matter how patrician my suggestions they will fall on deaf ears
>>24289881
But anon I didn't, I said it was dogshit. Just the elaborate fighting stuff I could get behind in a good show style wise. It was boring and my friend used to rewind the 'good' parts to rewatch them and pay close attention to insignificant shit the creator clearly didn't think about.
>>24283784
FASTER THAN A LIGHT EMITTING DIODE
https://youtu.be/XN1rd1TWReQ?t=303
>tfw hardest person in /britfeel/
>>24289363
This shit is awesome
>>24290149
Bullshitttt
Bullllllllllllshiiiiiittt
>>24290149
Fight me feggit
>tfw can't stop wanking in secret while on the headset with my mates
>>24290654
Are you wanking to the thought of them?
Not a wagie, but tired anyhow.
Night lads.
>>24290654
i knew someone who used to do that or at least It sounded like it. i called him out and he just didnt say anything that fucking asshole.
>>24290149
I'm harder because i literally want to die
the normies who pretend to be hard and shit cry when shit hits the fan because
>MUH FORESKIN
>MUH SEX
>MUH FRIENDS
>MUH FAMILY
>MUH LIFE
>post le niggers in paris reference song on reddit
>get 2000 upvotes
shitpost so hard motherfuckers wanna dox me
>>24290707
>implying wageslavery makes you tired
u fken w0t, it gives you more energy at best. you are only tired if you didn't sleep enough. i used to be a NEET for 9 months and had less energy in that time for whatever reason.
>tfw there will never be another golden age of neethood
all the old neets seem to be getting jobs now
>>24290674
Nah lol just to japanese school girls as usual but the risk of it makes it better
>>24290879
Being NEET is shit and depressing
sorry i havent posted much here today
Anyone else think that christmas advert with the old bloke on the moon gives off a bit of a pedo vibe?
He's literally spying on that young girl in her bedroom
Just ate my last nong shim cup noodle I found at the back of the cupboard
>>24291031
If you're going to post stuff like this, a link would help
>>24290802
wagekek here, fucking shattered all the time and my backlog of vidya/anime/tv is insane at this point
I'm literally up at 7:30 every morning and don't get in till half 6, then bed at half eleven/midnight at the latest
>>24290654
>Used to have friends online I would play Halo 3 with
>We had regular, 12 hour long sessions
>would always have to masturbate during the sessions
>always started masturbating at exactly the same time, precisely 7 hours into the 12 hour session
>in the middle of games would crouch down in the corner of the map and masturbate quickly hoping nobody would notice
>thought I was doing a good job
>one day got a message in my xbox live from one of my Halo friends
>link to youtube
>type the link into my computer
>it is a link to 4 hours of audio of myself masturbating over the mic
>apparently I was grunting and sometimes saying dirty things over the mic without realising
>they knew my full name
>threatened to show the audio to my family and people at my school if I didn't send them money
>tfw I sent pounds200 to them in the next year (I didn't have much money as a teenager)
>eventually they left me alone
>>24291081
Not that guy but how have you not seen the John Lewis advert
>>24291081
I thought everyone had seen it by now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuz2ILq4UeA
>>24291085
just read books mate
I've barely touched my computer on week nights since I started working 9-5 in an office
feels much better
>>24291085
been struggling to keep my eyes open all evening, didn't get up till 2, wagekeking destroys you
holy fuck guys I need some help please help me
I'm in Dublin
I got here from some deal on groupon it provided plane tickets, hotels, and a rental car.
Turns out my ticket home was going to be an extra charge, and I would have had enough money but Dan Dooley fucked me over with a charge for some problem with the car that was already fucked when they gave it to me
Now I'm down to 8 Euro
and no money on my visa, I don't know how anything works here
I still have my ID
My Passport
and a phone and charger
what can I do to get back to America?
Didn't even look for a job this week and feel like shit because of it. I know I need to act if I want things to change, but I've lost all motivation to do so.
>>24291142
go to the embassay
8 euro will get you there
>>24290654
>having a cheeky wank streaming porn on my xbox
>my friend signs in
>get a mental image of him right as I cum
>tfw gay now
>>24291118
This schmaltzy shit trying to out do itself year after tear is so fucking cringe worthy.
and yeah massive fucking pedo vibe off this, guy even looks like a sad Savile
>>24291112
Some people don't watch television. I haven't in years.
>>24291188
>schmaltzy
Fuck off yid.
>>24291176
>few years ago
>teenage wanking machine
>having my daily evening thrash
>mum shouts up the stairs that tea's ready
>shout back "I'M COMING"
>ejaculate simultaneously
>>24283394
original waifu required
>>24283394
She gets me through the day.
>>24291118
hadn't seen it, but interestingly I did download the song yesterday. Didn't know it came from this.
Also that's a shit advert since I doubt that John Lewis sell fucking telescopes
>tfw you realize a Harry Potter marathon probably isn't the best thing to be doing when you're 28 and unemployed
>>24291648
First time I saw the long version, I thought it was going to be some charity shindig for 'don't forget old people this christmas'.
John Lewis is a bit shit from my experience.
>>24291677
Good series mate, one of a few things you can 'get away with' due to having grown up with it, like Pokemon.
>>24291677
Get a job, hippie
>>24291677
So get a job and you can watch them all you want
Had a pretty good birthday for the first time in years. First birthday in 12 years that I spent with my second oldest sister and her kids. She and one of my nieces set up a surprise party. Just gonna have a quiet drink before midnight in honour of someone else and say goodbye to the first birthday I've cared about in a long time.
>>24291782
>>24291798
Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that.
w-will i be okay lads?
>>24291698
John Lewis, House of Fraser and Debenhams are all just overpriced Primarks and TK Maxx tbqh
Isn't literally everybody shopping online now anyway? Apart from oldfags of course
>>24291881
Pretty much, it's just one of those things where 'oh it looks upmarket and has expensive-looking adverts it must be better' sorts of deals.
As far as internet shopping goes a quick google tells me it's 50% to 35% in favour of internet shopping, which is surprisingly high compared to what I thought it'd be.
>>24291881
John Lewis are weird cause they're also competing with Currys on electronics.
>>24292030
I bought my smartwatch from John Lewis
>getting broadband connected tomorrow rather than shitposting via a BT hotspot of low signal strength somewhere near me
Excited desu
Are BT shit? I hope they aren't because I had to go with them. Will they tell the police about me dowloading Chinese little girl cartoons?
>>24291235
What's a yid?
>>24292217
I've been with bt for years and never had any problems downloading anything.
>>24292217
The speeds shit. They haven't snitched on me though.
>>24292217
BT's pretty good. I used their hotspots for a while until my neighbour came back from his holiday and I borrowed his connection up until my broadband was set up. I have Infinity 2 and while it's not as quick as Virgin probably would be, they're more reliable (generally) than Sky were when I had them before moving, at least. I think they're okay with you downloading stuff, haven't had any anime-related issues just yet
>>24292217
You're better off with Virgin as long as it doesn't break. Branson is committed to keeping his call centres in India and staffed with the retarded.
>>24292217
For some reason they have started throttling certain sites. Twitch has been hit hard. I can only stream it on medium even though I'm on the fastest fibre optic with BT. Yet when I come back to uni halls, boom runs fine on source. quality.
>>24292217
>>24292242
>>24292280
>>24292298
>People in this thread actually have to consider if their internet provider will let them download what is essentially child porn
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/106524
please help remove kebab in light of recent terror threats
>>24292217
>Are BT shit
one of the absolute worst, better than virgin though
>>24292355
NORMANS OUT
>>24292355
>All anime is now child porn
And no, the original poster asked about it, I don't need to consider it when choosing an ISP, I merely answered a question
>>24292356
What about JPN GFs lad?
I'm not settling for insufferable white girls
>>24292217
>Are BT shit?
All you need to know is that they aren't TalkTalk.
>>24292386
Post your TalkTalk speed.
>>24292386
>used to be on TalkTalk back when they were called Tiscali
>couldn't even play WoW without disconnecting every 10 minutes
>>24292407
I remember Tiscali, fuck those cunts.
Only worse was Plusnet
>>24292356
Petition needs non-british defining. There are tons of people who weren't born here who are considered british, as full passports get given after like 5 years residence.
Any of you lads remember freeserve ISP? It was my first one, back in the dial up days too.
Think it became wanadoo and then orange.
>>24292401
I'm on the most expensive package right next to the exchange, so I get 45MBit, but what matters more is the erratic nature of it. I had to watch the F1 earlier for a few hours today in glorious 244p, because it decided that I hadn't experienced dialup in enough years.
And it was a fucking awful race, too.
>>24292423
Tiscali were fucking shit. Mine would disconnect every 2-3 hours.
>>24292356
The problem is non-white British.
Deport non-British just means getting rid of tourists and foreign students.
>>24292235
Yiddish aka jew
>>24292477
I had freeserve dial up, I had incredibly shit service for about 6 months before I realised I was somehow dialing slightly the wrong phone number and as a result I could talk on MSN messenger but would always appear offline.
And at some point I was connected via some ISP called "mad as a fish", I don't even know.
>>24292477
>>24292553
>tfw there are people in this thread who never had dial up
>tfw there are people in this thread who don't even know what dail up is
GET OF THE MUM PHONE. I NEED TO PLAY MY CARTOON NETWORK SHOCKWAVE GAMES
>>24292534
>The problem is non-white British.
Where would you deport the ones who were born here though?
>>24292636
To the country they immigrated from?
Wouldn't be hard.
>>24292613
SORRY SON, GOT A CALL FROM WORK
Everything fucking freezes
>>24292613
I wonder if high-speed internet is going to fuck up the next generation of children even worse. I remember having to wait for those low-res pornographic jpegs to load and saving them to a floppy disk, but now kids can get on any number of streaming sites on their phones and have access to limitless depravity in HD.
>>24292636
obscure scottish islands
>>24292680
They were born in the UK though?
>>24292680
They didn't immigrate from anywhere, that's the point
>>24292613
>>24292682
>tfw used to call friends landline to see if they'd blocked me on MSN
>BT answer 1571 yes
>rings through, no, hang up when someone answers
>>24292726
They are usually second or third generation immigrants. Place of birth is irrelevant to race.
This howling wind outside is so cozy to be honest.
Just lying in bed listening to WOOOOOOOOSH WHIRRRRRR WOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>24292755
But you can't send them back to their parents or grand parents countries. They would have fuck all there or even know about the culture.
>>24292761
I love it when it's windy and rainy outside and I can hear it on my window while I'm comfy in my chair with a cup of tea :3
It's been like that the past few night but it's quiet right now :(
>>24292686
There's been links to ADD or some shit to do with concentration problems as younger generations are accustomed to getting instant pleasure through the internet.
I don't know much about it though, never read the research.
>>24292784
Too bad for them.
>>24292836
I'm glad people like you would never be in charge.
>>24292836
Too bad for you too then, since we're all from Africa originally
>>24292871
Racist people are always so fucking stupid, its hilarious
>>24292613
>there are people in here right now who never racked up a huge phone bill using a sega dreamcast to look at low res pictures of tits
>>24292836
too bad for u m8 cos i'm going nowhere ahahah HAHA
>>24292881
That was debunked ages ago.
>>24292871
There are a lot of repatriation advocates in power, even the speaker is one.
Please do not be so naive.
>>24292899
>Not downloading a dodgy crack for RCT1, getting a dialer stuck on the system and ending up with over 150 quid's worth of charges for a porn line thanks to how Win98's security being swisscheese
>>24292930
No it wasn't lol
>>24292954
The Speaker supports sending British citizens, who were born in Britain and have live their whole lives in their country of origin (Britain) being deported to countries they have to legal status or entitlement to live in, that they aren't from and where they have no connection to?
>>24292954
if you honestly believe that people who were born here will one day be rounded up and sent to their parents lands of origin you live in a dream world
>>24292954
Well good luck. I ain't going no where lad.
>>24292930
Source m8?
>>24293156
http://www.scirp.org/journal/PaperInformation.aspx?paperID=19566
>>24293003
>second generation immigrant
>still speaks sandnigger language 90% of the time
>Has been taught to never integrate with western society
>majority live off the welfare state while pumping out children to support their religious doctrine of "out-breeding the infidels".
>British
I would be mad if i thought for even a second you were white, but it's abundantly clear you're a paki.
Might treat myself to an adultwork slag for christmas lads
Anyone else got any plans?
>>24292613
Beep boop beep beep boop
Tsk
Ding ding ding ding
Shrrrrrreeee ba ding ba ding
Boop
Behhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>24293193
You'd better get mad then because I am white.
Also how would you deport them? To be accepted at the other end they need a valid passport, and presumably you've revoked their British one. Since they're British they won't be given one by the country you want to send them too, so what then?
The majority of illegal immigrants we can't deport are because we're waiting for their country to issue a passport, not because of human rights or asylum claims or whatever. Your plan is retarded and logistically impossible unless the receiving countries agree to it too.
>>24293187
Couple of biased Russians claiming humanity originated in their country, what a surprise
Just read the comments too, this is no evidence
>>24293231
Spending it with my girlfriendjk but I am spending it with my female friend
>>24293262
I don't think we need to negotiate with terrorist states.
Dump them the fuck back in the desert and let whoever the local warlord is deal with it. No need to ask ISIL for permission, these countries are not democratic states.
>>24293267
It's a peer reviewed paper bud, they don't get published if they're not up to scratch.
You'll have to do better than referring to a few butthurt comments, maybe try reading the paper.
>>24293279
cu~cked as fuck
ditch the stupid bitch
>>24293368
I've known her since i was 4 mate, I can't
>>24293349
confirmation bias at its finest
>>24293388
Hahaha, so present a counter. The theory is bogus, even the Chinese found evidence of humans in China before they are meant to have left Africa.
You're upset at facts and it's hilarious. Please do your own research before you reply with more crying.
>>24293349
I read the paper, its bullshit, it proves nothing, its merely an opinion which has obviously been discredited
>getting up in 7 hours for work
>>24293379
if she's not related to you and you're not putting your dick in her there is literally no reason to associate with a woman
>>24293463
Well, she's pretty much a sister to me at this point. Anyways, she knows I only date east asian girls
>>24293447
Good little wagekuckMe too
>>24293426
i'm not the guy you were originally responding to. i don't know if humans originated in africa or russia or w/e but it's pretty clear the article is spurious at best
>>24293432
>It's wrong because I say so
Ok kiddo.
>>24293492
Is this psychogflad? Kek
>>24293510
Yeah lmao but this is a different girl
Is there anything worse than thinking you might have got better, that you might have beat the sickness, only to fall back into it. Please don't make me leave my room lads, I can't face the world.
>>24293492
>I enjoy being a beta orbiter
I will never understand you people.
>>24293649
>having a friend who is a girl who you have no romantic emotions for automatically makes you a beta orbiter
I hope you're just memeing and don't actually think this mate
>>24293691
>no romantic emotions for
this is what you want to believe
iz brutfel ded?
>>24293707
Idk, dating a girl I've known since childhood and is 8 years older than me just feels weird
>>24293781
who said anything about dating
>>24293802
Being a beta orbiter usually entails you want to date them
>>24293707
ouch brah
>>24293816
chances are you're just thirsty and orbiting the girl to get your dick wet
dating is just an afterthought to guarantee a steady supply of pussy
i'm sure you've done plenty of mental gymnastics to convince yourself this isn't the case, so this is mainly a warning to those reading our conversation not to end up like you
>>24293871
I'll keep it in mind mate, maybe I do have some sort of repressed emotions for her and want her to act like a big sister to me or some shit kek, I doubt that's the case though
>tfw girl I like has 4 other orbiters who like her
Should I just give up now, my mates all say I have the best chance with her but idk I don't want to end up being a kekold
>>24294038
>tfw girl is pursuing me and I get to watch the orbiters around her squirm
>tfw don't even know a single girl and I'm in fulltime work so don't meet people any more
>>24294038
Just ask her out. The worst she can do is humiliate you and tell a greatly exaggerated story about it to everyone.
What is britfeel's favourite beer to drink alone? I'm beginning to think that Peroni is a bit too pricey for everyday drinking, but I don't want to descent to Sainsbury's basics lager just yet.
>>24291110
Whoa, I'm sorry for that mate
>>24294165
I only started speaking to her yesterday though
>>24294245
I usually find Cobra on decent deals. Otherwise Kronenburg isnt great bit its cheaper and not Budweiser/Coors/Carling tier.
>>24294262
The sooner you ask her out the better.
>>24294308
If Carling and Coors is your toppest tier I feel sorry for you senpai
>>24294245
look for deals
budweiser and carlsberg are usually cheap. think other options (fosters and carling maybe) are cheaper if you're going with cans.
I used to like bottled stella but it's usually more expensive. don't drink beer at home anymore, onto harder stuff nowadays I guess.
>>24294338
No, I'm saying that those beers are "cheap and awful tier" whereas Kronenburg is "cheap but not awful tier"
>>24294375
Oh sorry I read but not and, I should sleep
>>24294245
Stella, almost always good deals on it
Hey lads
Anyone watch the Shia LaBeouf Film Festival
#ALLMYMOVIES
>>24294402
>>24294370
Stella is absolutely awful and for chavs and children.
>>24283326
/brits/ how do I make sure I get real L and not N-BOME on the deepweb? thanks senpai
>>24294449
ohh shallap and drink da can of larga
black people desu lads
>>24294433
>Shia leboof marathon
I wouldn't wish that on anybody
>>24294449
Soz m8, don't cry
>>24294677
what about them desu senpai
>>24294697
they exist desu, bad feel
>>24294722
>bad feel
What do you mean by that senpai
>>24294771
i mean they rape and kill and people pretend they are good people
Mums put a filter on BT box so it turns of at half twelve and comes back on at 6.
Overided it.
Dumb bitch.
>too late to go to bed and get up for work
>tired already
fuck
>>24294787
but I'm a good boy senpai
>>24294859
no, no you arent, if youre a nigger then you objectively arent good
>tfw girl 5000 miles away is driving you crazy
wish I could just be part of a normie friendship group and not have to deal with this shit
>>24294856
What's times work?
I've got to be up at 6.
Feel to sick to pull an all nighter.
>>24294532
LSD is old and busted, you should embrace the scientific advance that is cheap and plentiful n-BOMES, just don't take too much at once or you might die.
Try and find some bromo-dragonfly if you can, that could be interesting.
>>24294686
tbf i didnt say they were wrong for enjoying it. Just that enjoying it puts you into a specific group of people.
>>24294871
you the guy who got cvckolded by the jewess?
>>24294884
I need to be up at 7 really but I know I would sleep through the alarm if I went to bed now
>>24294807
What a bitchhhhh
Punch her
>>24294866
>ffuck yyou
>>24294926
Ay I'm the same.
I get fired if I miss another day before summer.
>>24294433
Even Stevens?
>>24294889
What's the point senpai they're both Illegal and LSD is better
>>24295070
thank you for proving my point nigger
>>24295124
>>24294889
and it's dangerous
>>24295147
what am I meant to say/do?
>>24294893
must be someone else
>get a call from some recruiter on friday afternoon
>it's a job he thinks I'll be interested in, at a bank
>essentially says it would be 80% admin stuff, and 20% taking calls from customers
>alright, fine, I can deal with that, tell him I'm interested
>calls me later and says I have an interview on tuesday
>sends an email over
>look at the email later
>"Position: Call Centre Advisor"
>it's entirely customer service based
>'Intensive Training Course' means no holiday over the next 6 weeks, which is obviously the holidays
>pays something like 15k
>7pm by the time I'm reading this, so too late to email back, he won't see it until monday
Dickhead bait-and-switched me into an interview.
He can go fuck himself, I have too much NEETpride to apply for a job that pays so little and that I would hate every second of. I would rather have no job than that one.
I swear the average salary of the jobs I've been applying for has gone down. Last year it was roughly 20k. Now it seems like 17k is the average. 15k isn't uncommon, and that's barely above minimum wage, for jobs which are clearly not minimum wage jobs. It's not like I've changed what I'm looking for in that time.
>>24295229
Fuck emailing back. No show the cocksucker.
>>24295124
Maybe you should get high on the love of Jesus Christ instead of drugs, loser
>>24294678
Lad, he sat in a movie theater and over the course of 3 days watched all his films in reverse chronological order.
There was a live camera, no sound, linked up and watching him the entire time. Quite the event.
>you will never be this pepe
>sitting in a cosy apartment with rain outside tapping on the window keeping you comfy as fuck
>>24295312
so it wasn't even his movies, it was him watching his movies?
I know gogglebox is popular in this country, but goddamn
that's the most pretentious thing I've ever heard
did anybody rape him this time?
>>24295310
>It is I baitius
>>24295308
Nah, he might find me something else if I don't burn my bridges.
He'll still have to deal with it on monday morning, the day before the interview date though.
>>24295364
I'd do anything to be this pepe is a neotokyo dystopia
>>24295364
Cant wait senpai
>>24295554
what am i even looking at here?
>>24295617
My backing of the vinyl release for that album the other anon posted
>can't afford anything bar the very basics until next payday
>payday not for two weeks
KILL ME SENPAI
>>24296096
I've had 0.00p in my bank for the past 3 weeks, spent all my wage on the day I got paid on anime figures
wish these threads weren't so dead in the early mornings
gets lonely
