I'll start
>she's about 5'2"
>has the ass of a goddess
>cute little mouse face
>dark hair
>she makes a squeaking noise when someone startles her
>has a retarded puerto rican accent that sounds cute somehow
>she's shy and quiet around people she doesn't know
I've barely talked to her, but she laughed at a dumb joke I made one time, so that's a good sign. A few nights ago I had a dream that she was sitting on my lap and trying to seduce me.
>crush
>giving a fuck about women's personality
Are you 15?
Women are just fucktoys, some prettier than others.
>And I'll say "Yes, you look wonderful tonight"
I was a nice person once, who could have had a crush.
Now I visit /r9k/, redpill etc. for a year and have to admit that banging lots of chicks, "being Chad", is something I now consider a value in itself and so I invest a lot of time to bang a few 6/10's and wouldn't gf any of them, out of principle because then I couldn't bang multiple at the same time.
I hate myself a bit for it - hopefully I get over it soon and invest time in making money or whatever. Then again, I also kind of believe that working toward being a wage slave is a shitty goal (I did this before /r9k/, don't worry) and so my search for meaning continues.
>>25039609
lol, to be 20 again.
she is very sweet, gentle and kind
she likes stuff i like
she is introverted
she is cute and pretty, but not too pretty
never had a bf
i hope to meet her some day
I wouldn't really call it a "crush", but she's really the closest thing I have to one.
>Cute black hair
>Kinda chubby
>Really nice
>Wears lots of batman stuff
>Rarely talks to anyone, but doesn't seem to show any sins of being socially awkward
>Always listening to music so I can't really talk to her
pls help robots how do I get qt batman gf
>>25040643
>i hope to meet her some day
>sort of long messy hair
>puffy cheeks
>cute green eyes that he sometimes sort of closes when he's talking to me
>adorable loud laughter
>knowledgeable in memes
>very sweet way of talking, very sweet accent
>can read me and understand me quite well
>good taste in music and other things, likes the same stuff I do
>sends me lots of pictures of his doggy
>likes me
I don't think I could imagine anyone as good
>>25041216
She won't care who you are until you put on theChadmask
>>25039585
Here she is. She's giving me a footjob right now. :3
>crush
get the fuck out, underage normies
bump cuz
>having a crush
>2013+2
Why do you hurt yourself like this, friends?
>>25041216
Good batman or shitty tim burton batman
>>25039585
>she's one of my closest friends
>she's under 5 ft
>blonde hair
>is a weeb
>shares multiple similiar interests
>perfect
>she has a boyfriend of 3 years
>5'0
>funny, smart
>schizophrenic
>into anime and video games
>best friend
>my ex
>social but introverted
>the young goat
>>25039585
>Korean
>Kinda has a tanned face
>About same height as me
>Dark long hair, but kinda red.
>Has a soft, angelic voice
>Cute asf eyes.
>pretty shy, only has 1 introverted friend.
She knows I like her, but it's pretty obvious she doesn't like me, I think.
>5'9 or 5'10, slightly taller than me
>redhead
>shy
>into video games
>smart, going into medicine
>incredible drawer
>sperg whenever I'm around her
>>25039585
>5'2" slav princess
>dark hair pale skin
>cute mousey face
>always wears dresses she's made
>very funny, dark sense of humor
>4chans
>good taste in anime
>collects dead animal parts
>extremely shy around people she doesn't know, she never had friends growing up
>has a an illegal beta spic bf
When Trump is elected I will have my chance.
>>25039609
fucboi spotted, are you frustrated?
>>25039585
>5ft
>qt and traditionalist
>hair is really light blonde, almost white
>into architecture, specifically castles
>has this little tune she sings to herself from time to time
>occasionally likes to watch me play vidya
Literally perfect
>>25041601
>knowledgeable in memes
>She's a 5'3" mexican girl who's got the attitude of a tiger.
>Although she doesn't like to admit it, she's got a fantastic voice
>It's obvious she tries too hard to be cool, she wears super fashionable clothes that don't suit her
>Total nerd though, and she could go on for hours about comics, anime, and video games
>Also really, highly intelligent, surpasses mine vastly
>My god, her sense of humor. It's just divine. She can crack me up by saying anything.
>Artistic and dancer. Has really dark hair, and a beautiful bright smile. Also read the first letter of each sentence
>known her since elementary
>never really talked to her
>6th to 11th grade never saw her cuz high school scheduling
>Senior now and one of my best friends became friends with her
>2 of my best friends, my crush, 2 of her friends, and I have lunch everyday
>fell for her
>short (like 5"6')
>round face
>high but not annoying voice
>super sweet
>likes good mid 00's punk and indie rock
I like ska, retro wave, and 80's/90's noise/indie rock
>blue dyed hair
>buzzed one side
>nice rack
>very open minded
>clear thinker
>always positive
>open about sex jokes, dirty stuff, etc. within' friend group.
>has progressively more and more shitty boyfriend
>been talking about him and how the situation is become extremely strained
>dude is actually a dick and likes shit metal and screamo
>yesterday said she will break up with him and most appropriate time
I hang out with her and friends all the time.
Shooting to sweep her off her feet beginning of spring (give her some time to be single).
Just came off of a 3 month girl who straight up stopped communication for own personal problems.
>>25042450
niqqa enjoy your footjob wtf u doing on the big chan
>>25044616
bro bro bro bro
you're a chicken hawk bro
>>25039585
>she's also 5'2
>black kinda short hair (scene gril so the swoopy kind that can cover half of your face.)
>russian
>pale as fuck
>skinny>1,000,000 times out of my league.
>kinda chubby
>light brown hair
>pale skin
>5ft
>into books
>big boobs
>very cute face
My problem is that I don't know what the fuck I want. I'm not even really sure if I like her or not. I'm a senior in hs, she's a junior and she has liked me since she was a freshman. I had golden opportunities where I could get to know her better (including a week and a half school trip) and I have even approached her a few times but I always manage to fuck it up thanks to my stoic personality and taciturn manners. I'm not even sure if I want a relationship or not, when trying to answer that question I usually swing between yes and no depending on my current mood. I think I'm probably autistic
I feel like fate likes to make me forever alone, a brief history before I get into my current bullshit.
>Last crush was an extroverted NEET, (I know its a contradiction but bear with me)
>Was literally friend zoned for a year
>Stop paying attention to her to find other girls
>She blurts out that if I asked her out she'd say yes, says it sucks I have a gf
>have no gf
>2 Days after I ask her out
>I'm sorry anon, I gotta move
...You guys want me to continue or kill it.
>>25044699
dude I don't know what a chicken hawk is so I looked it up.
Am I a...
>North American Hawk
>a person who supports war but refuses to participate
>(pic related)
EXPLAIN 2 ME PLS thnks bubby
>>25044616
>mfw this post
bloxblox
>>25044839
youre an opportunist but a bit slimier than average
that's what a chicken hawk is
but honestly im just some guy in the internet, man
>>25044857
I feel u man
I gotchu
>4'9
>looks like she's 9
>flat chest
>long hair
>in nursing school
I want to split her ass in two. I'm sure even my 5.75"er could do it.
I would talk about my crush, but she also browses 4chan....
She doesn't exist.
This comment is original.
>>25044944
GO FOR IT M8
I BELIEVE THIS CAN LEAD TO A LASTING RELATIONSHIP
but ur call bruh
>5'3"
>Mexican, but fair skin
>religious background
>cute as fuck dimples
>chubby
>beautiful smile
>doesn't mind my autism
MY TIME IS NOW
>>25039585
I don't even have a crush anymore. I used to like this one girl from the end of my sophomore year of college. I asked her out right at the end of the quarter and got friendzoned.
I don't necessarily hate her, but ever since then I've had at least one class with her and it's always a painful reminder. This quarter I had 3 classes with her. Next quarter we'll probably be in at least 2 classes, our senior project class and probably parallel & cloud computing.
I'm hoping to god that in senior project we don't get put on the same team because in senior project, unlike other team based classes, you don't get to self assign. You take a survey listing your strengths and weaknesses as a CS student and they put you in teams of 4 based on that.
Also, any other girl on campus or in the CS program already has a Chad Thundercock boyfriend so there's no point in trying.
tl;dr I've given up on crushes and women.
>5'6"
>Half asian half white
>Intelligent
>Into science
>Studies a lot
>Uses a mac
>Has a great singing voice
>Loves roller skating
>Cute smile
>Kinda bad acne, but it's ok
>Weeb
>Jokes around a lot
>kinda aloof
>good at drawing
>does long-distance running
>>25039585
> qt.13 Polish chick in my uni halls who I see when I'm trying to skulk to the shops at midnight to get some dinner without being seen.
>Short and perfect thick body
>Polish but 1/4 Indian or something so she looks Hispanic
>Catholic gud girl so she's strict about drinking and not fucking Chad
>Pretty face with kinda squirrelly teeth when she smiles
>I barely know her
>fuckingholdme.jpeg
>>25044884
ay bruh dnt worry about it chase dat pussy
After stalking the only girl that I have been atracted in a long time I'm suspicious that she might be a lesbian so thats over to me.
She doesn't really like relationships cos she's been fucked about and has huge daddy issues so we're going slow but dating.
>Pretty, way out of my league
>Exactly the same hight as me which I enjoy and idk why
>Funny as fuck, sassy and takes no shit
>v passionate about woman's rights, not Tumblr level however I saw shit about her being a fuck toy and she just laughs and jokes how I'm triggering her.
I could go on but keep trying and you'll reach the girl of your dreams guys
around 5'1, brunette, wears glasses, and plays video games. Coffee connoisseur
I mean, what else do you need, really?
>>25045725
>Coffee connoisseur
She's going to get so fucking fat in 5 years
>About 5'7"
>Adorable round face
>Long, dark wavy hair
>Body of a goddess
>Into nerdy stuff like anime
>Likes cats
>Dark sense of humor
>Has the cutest laugh and smile
>Smart
>Extremely similar in age
About to ask her out right now. Will post thread once (if) she texts me back
it's a weird thing that i've seen this one girl a few times and we fooled around a bit but she's just been so flaky lately and it makes me want to see her even more.
>all these latent pedos
I should have known. I can't even.
>>25044438
>women
>funny
Please pick one sir
I don't have a crush right now but I did a few months ago and this is her
>Petite mexican girl
>my superior at work
> sexy accent
>very slutty
>no hobbies outside of posting ass shots on instagram and pictures of her kid
Thank god I got away from that town
> Asian-american
> long, black hair
> cool sense of style
> awesome hobbies
> same sense of humor
> cute laugh
> has a boyfriend
she's had a bf the entire time I've known her, don't know why I fell for her, my brain's an asshole I guess. Fuck my shit, senpai.
>>25044951
what about your waifu fisho
don't give up on her
>about 5"4
>absolutely beautiful
>mixed race, white/asian
>dark ginger hair
>a smile like the sunrise
>reads a lot, is very intelligent yet modest
>funny and so easy to talk to
>amazing figure, works out and incredibly toned
>has good fashion sense
>listens to similar music to me>goes on dates with me
such a lovely lass
i haven't had a crush in years, how is it ?
>>25046474
She doesnt exist.
Thats why 2d is so perfect.
>>25046663
99% shitty
the 1% is bliss
>short (gets huffy if you bring it up)
>Asian
>long black hair
>Kind of ditzy but not annoyingly so
>adorable
>good sense of humor
>kind of shy
>never had a bf, is uncomfortable with anything even vaguely sexual
>huge weeb - watches tons of anime and is into cosplay
>liked me
And now she's gone and I'll probably never see her again. Fuck everything
>>25039585
>25
>around 160cm (that's taller than me)
>pale
>black short hair, thick eyebrows
>cute nose
>sex lips
>average body but a fat ass
>into literature, published a shitty novel
>probably a feminist
>doesn't know I exist
>>25041216
Just be yourself.
Just tap her on the shoulder while she's listening to music and talk to her, dummy. Ask her what she's listening to. Go from there.
>>25045124
I know the feel all too well. Its the daily reminder when she walks into class that hurts so much. We used to talk everyday. Then I realized I was being friendzoned and now I avoid her like the plague.
She lead me on for 2 fucking years. She seemed so perfect.
>a bit shorter than me
>half Asian
>super nice
>used to self harm
>GREAT tits
>good ass
>legitimately doesn't care abt looks
>one of the only non-roasties I know
>foundmywaifu.jpg
>thinking about her makes me smile
Your perfect waifu is out their tbqhwu robots, just keep lookin'
>>25044836
keep rollin bro.
(she sounds crazy, never stick it in crazy)
I tried to delude myself into thinking that I don't like her that much. One day while we were hanging out she showed me how this one guy messaged her, and I just felt the jealousy boil uo in my stomach. Then I knew I had a crush on her.
