I wish I could share with you how smelly my dick is right now
Clean it...now
>>24158918
i like kirie-chan
That is it, that is just fucking it.
Every day I come onto /r9k/ and every day I see the same disgusting shit, people, specifically you NEETs whose ass smells to fucking high heaven, who haven't bathed in fucking weeks, legit piss bottles, cum t-shirts, how the fuck do you motherfuckers do this shit?
I've been NEET for 4 years and I can not comprehend not showering at least once every two days, but I end up doing it almost every day, or else I go fucking crazy. It's like hitting a reset button and the feeling of pleasure of the water hitting me feels so good, why the fuck don't you guys shower? I can not comprehend it, maybe that is why you are so miserable.
Why is your dick smelly? I've gone strectches of days without showering though because camping or whatever and not cleaning my dick specifically, and it never started to smell, are you that unhygenic you sloth fuck?
>>24159942
stfu
Tffj
I am serious, gold bond powder on your balls and gooch. It's miracles. No more swamp ass.
>>24159942
I'm with you. I'm NEET also but I maintain a minimum of hygiene and dignity.my dick still smells sometimes though
>>24159942
I shower once a day and wash under the foreskin and everything and my dick still smells at the end of a day.
>Tfw no bf with a smelly dick
>>24159942
>cum t-shirts
I've watched mine turn from a solid white color shirt into a crispy yellow/brown shirt in the span of a decade
>>24159942
I haven't taken a shower in straight up 1 year. Last November was my last shower.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.08_[2015.11.10_01.47.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qg8UaU4.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.08_[2015.11.10_01.47.35].jpg")
>>24158918
My throat is sore, maybe you can soothe it with your cum
I want a smelly NEET dick against my face right now so fucking bad. I want to tug that greasy foreskin away and sniff underneath it.
The kikes stole my foreskin, so I'd love a boyfriend with a big smelly one I could enjoy daily, or play with while we cuddle.
>>24161628
W-would you pull his foreskin on your glans ?
i too have a smelly dick OP
>>24161862
Of course I would! I love the idea of our tips kissing while I slide his warm skin over the tip of my cock. It'd be like our penises were making out underneath a blanket, it'd be so cute and sexy.
Now I'm hard again, anon.
>>24161893
wanna suck my doodle?
>>24161893
Can I see your peepees I'll show you my foreskin if you do :3
>>24161893
Damn. I want cut bf so I can make him feel safe again by protecting his dick with my foreskin.W-what if becomes too lewd and you cum inside him while your urethras are perfectly aligned and he becomes pregnant ? Would you take responsibility ?
>>24161628
i have a smelly neet dick. are you a cute anime girl or willing to pretend to be one?
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.16_[2015.07.16_05.34.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xkUuiWY.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.16_[2015.07.16_05.34.38].jpg")
>>24161947
M-may I?
>>24161950
B-but anon, that's lewd and scary...showing pictures to random people of my pee-pee....
>>24161974
Oh gosh, anon, that's so cute~Of course, we'd raise a cute baby and be a happy family
>>24161975
Don't I look cute, anon?
>>24161986
D: I'm not a random, we were all made at the same factory anon....
>>24162014
You're so cute I can't bear it. I want to make you cum until your nutbladder is empty.
>>24162034
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, GET THESE FUCKING FRENCH CAVE PAINTINGS OF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEE REEEEE AND ALSO STOP BEING GAY LITTLE FAGGOTS.
ALL OF YOU, EAT SHIT AND DIE. FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>24162034
Aww, that's makes me really happy, anon. I want you to milk me while I cling to you with your dick-stink still ripe under my nose and on my cute lips~
>>24162032
I'm sorry anon, I'm just not comfortable doing that...I bet you're still very sweet though, and I'd love to have our pee pees kiss.
>>24162105
You're so cute ^^ I hope one day our peepees can fall in love
>>24162014
>>24161986
>>24161975
>>24162105
>>24162034
NO WE'RE DONE HERE, ALL OF YOU FUCKING CHINESE CARTOON LOVING SHIT HEADS GET THE FUCK OFF, GET YOUR DICK STINK AND TAKE IT TO /r/anime or /a/ YOU FUCKING LOSERS
>>24160363
>his parents fell for the uncut meme
cutfags will never know the glory of sticking your finger inside your foreskin and enjoying that glorious scent.
D-Does anyone know where noun is? Like his steam? I miss him... he hasn't been posting a lot lately....
>>24162248
But Noun is an annoying faggot, why would you want to see him again?
>>24162266
crushing on him....
>>24159942
>NEET cant let go of his wageslave habits
>extrovert
>goes camping
You are not a true NEET you are just a smelly man who thinks he is clean
>>24162276
stay the fuck away from my nouny you little sissy faggot
Gay robots are the comfyist robots in the world, nvr leave me pls
>>24162222
Please, cut and uncut boys are meant for each other. Every uncut anon should get a cut bf and love him tenderly.
>>24162248
He posts here all the time, he just dropped the trip.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.45_[2015.10.30_13.25.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2vHrPb9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.45_[2015.10.30_13.25.54].jpg")
>>24162580
>Every uncut anon should get a cut bf and love him tenderly.
This is the cutest thing I've read today. I wish my uncut cutie in shining, effeminate armor would come sweep me off my feet and take me to bed so our pee pees could share warm kisses while we hold each other!
>>24162248
>>24162266
>>24162403
>>24162580
he stopped posting here
read tumblr.
nounispound.tumblr.com
>>24162683
His names Angel on steam? Someone called Angel added me from here yesterday then removed me before I even got to speak to them, made me sad desu
>>24162683
yeah are you a tard if you cant tell a noun post he didnt mean much to you tbqh family
>>24162674
What the hell is wrong with you? You're a grown man. Not a gay.
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.36_[2015.10.29_12.01.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2LIFRYx.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.36_[2015.10.29_12.01.59].jpg")
>>24162735
That kind of rudeness and not being cute is very rude and ugly of you, anon. I know you're better than that. Don't you want a cute, sweet boy to share your life with? A woman could never understand what you, as a male, have gone through. Only a boy can understand another boy's heart.
>>24162674
I wish to find my cut sweetie so I can protect him and shower him with love, cuddles and kisses. I would hug him tightwith our pee pees comfily touching each other's too.I would hold his hand and kiss him on the forehead and bite his neck sometimes too.
S-sorry if I'm being too lewd but cut pee pees are a serious moe point for me.
>>24162683
He was here yesterday.
>>24162735
H-hey please don't be mean to anon !
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.06_[2015.10.29_12.02.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PKNaiDl.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.06_[2015.10.29_12.02.29].jpg")
>>24162819
Y-you're really cute anon. I wish I could give you my cut pee pee's virginity...y-you can bite me a little if you'd like, but not too hard, I'm sensitive, okay?
>tfw mutsy smelling dick
>not a NEET
>i am really bad at getting girls
>but good at getting traps
>still preffer girls a miliion times
I literally got a double blowjob from two of my NEET trap friends from /jp/ in a meetup about a week ago.
I fucking hate my life desu.
I don't shower nor clean any part of myself since 7 months, come at me
>>24162877
what the fuck man, you're living the dream
enjoy it
>>24162851
A-anon I would gladly take your pee pee's virginitywhile you take mineand kiss and gently bite you everrywhere after we get married. I mean, w-we can be lewd before if you want but I'll remind you that I want you and only you every day until you say yes.
>>24162872
>>24162938
Don't be selfish, there are many anons who would love to smell your dicks every day, find one and bf him.
>>24162988
I know there are. A certain Scandinavian sissy would give anything to smell my dick. I'm sure I could even make him beg for it. He gets really pathetic and flustered when that happens.
>>24162988
Anon, you're being way too cutie and sweet...you're making my heart go all doki-doki and my pee pee keeps getting hard...
>>24163009
Oh shit, Miles.
>>24163026
What's your favorite flavor : vanilla, coffee, chocolate, strawberry, peach, lemon or blueberry ?
>>24162988
I already have a fap buddy I met on a chatroom many years ago, thankfull she can't feel the smell of my body, sorry senpai
>>24163082
L-lemon, if I had to pick, I think. But I like vanilla and c-coffee too.
W-why do you ask? What's yours, anon-chan?
>>24163082
I never left or anything.
>>24163121
For the wedding cake of course ! I like vanilla & coffee but lemon is fine too.
>>24162674
That sentence made me smile incredibly hard. God bless you, sweetie
>>24163159
P-please don't try to seduce my future spouse ;_;
>>24163152
Awwww~ That's so sweet, anon!Lemon cake is actually my favorite sweet~
>>24163159
Thank you, anon, I'm glad I could make your day a bit better!
>>24158918
You could tie me up and gag me so I would be forced to breathe through my nose while you rub your cock all over it.
>>24163192
no! Something this cute MUST be mine
>>24163219
You could make it even better :)
>>24163242
im sorry anon the results have came backit's lewd disease :c just as we feared. im sorry you wont be able to cure it without taking thick cok to your boipussy on a daily basis
>>24163242
I could lick his cockstink off your face.
>>24163262
I think I might need a dose of medicine every day, but the only way to deliver it is with your dick, while you touch my tiny pee pee.
>>24163274
U-uwah!
You anime gaybots make my dick diamonds, why is this
>>24162986
I know but still, i get this feeling that it isn't enough, that i'm doing something wrong and it just doesn't go away, something reminding me "they're not girls, faggot" so i'm still a beta loser.
I suck.
>>24163277
alas the treatments can hold the lewd disease at bay but only for a day or so before it returns. you will have to undergo treatments and anal cum injections for the rest of your days. im sorry anon
>>24158918
>how smelly my dick is
Wash your dick then.
>>24163300
Another doctor told me that mouth injections could also help, even more so if done at the same t-time
>>24163245
You want his cockstink all for yourself you selfish slut. I'd love to lick his dick clean while you watch from the other side of the room, handcuffed to the bed frame. Then if you're lucky I'll kiss you so you can try to get a vague idea of how his dick tastes and smells.
>>24163320
ah yes multiple daily treatments as well of orally injected semen doses have been shown to stop symptoms in some sufferers
>>24163296
Even normies prefer passable traps, something like 75% of straight porn watching males have watched or watch shemale porn.
If anything, your an alpha anon
>>24163338
Fuck, this was obviously for >>24163284
>>24160470
>TFW gf with a smelly dick
>>24158918
Kirie is so misunderstood. She basically is the embodiment of every robot.
>>24163338
I am sorry, I lose my mind when it comes to smelly, oily dicks. I can't control myself... I'd count myself lucky if you even only let me watch
>>24163352
That helps, thanks.
Maybe i'll find a girl someday.
>>24163423
what kind of dicks are you looking at that are greasy or oily, what the fuck. that doesn't happen. you should get yourself checked out broe
>>24163338
T-too much teasing!
>>24163445
The best kind of dicks! Glistening with sweat, their scent so strong it makes my knees go weak
I want you wonderful cuties to take turns sliding your smelly, unwashed, greasy dicks all over my face, while my cut pee pee bobs in the air and dribbles all over itself! I want to slowly take each of you into my mouth, in turn, and make sure you're satisfied! You can cum on my hair or face, or wherever you like! Even shoot it all over my stiff pee pee if you like!
Gosh, you anons make my heart throb and my pee pee twitch! I love you all!
>>24163423
Slut. I'd let him rub his dick all over my tummy and force you to lick my navel. But I wouldn't need to force you anyway, right ?
>>24163491
I just want to mindbreak a cockstink addict, desu
That's all you deserve.
how do I get a dominant bf to use me as his toy
>>24163523
When they're done with you I'd like to lick your entire body and dock you peepee in my foreskin and jerk you off and catch your cum in my foreskin and keep it there until I cum. I want your pee pee covered un my cum, not theirs. You're mine.
>>24163525
you can't force someone someone so eager and willing...
>>24163556
Find a bully in one of these threads and beg for it.
Bullies LOVE when subs beg.
>>24163556
steam friends threads
vapor colleagues topics
smoke comrades chats
>>24163582
>>24163582
>dock you peepee in my foreskin and jerk you off and catch your cum in my foreskin and keep it there until I cum. I want your pee pee covered un my cum, not theirs. You're mine.
G-geez. That melted my heart, anon.The thought of spraying my load into your delicious foreskin, and then you holding it there is so fucking indescribably hot...y-you're making me shake with lust, anon. I want to be yours.
>trying not to fap as much lately so I can get raging boners again
>wake up to this thread
Submissive folk are cute
>>24163605
Ikr I just came to this... >.>
>>24163604
I would cum as much as possible on your pee pee to keep it hydrated. I would try to keep my foreskin on the tip of your dick when we sleep together to keep it warm and comfy. I'd carefully wash your pee pee with my tongue first when we shower together.
But I'd also ask you to cum on mine all the time. I'd buy you an onahole for when I'm not here so you can cum inside it and I can use it when I come back from work. I'd want my dick coated in your cum at all times, sorry for being so demanding.
>>24163525
>I just want to mindbreak a cockstink addict, desu
>That's all you deserve.
Pl-please, w-what if I promise to suck your dick any time?
>>24163696
You sound wonderful anon...I want your foreskin to my pee pee's warm little blanket at night~! Take all the time you want to taste and lick my cum-coated pee pee.
I would do what I could to make you happy, anon. I want to make you the happiest spouse possible. Sharing an onahole sounds just incredible. I'll load it up for you everyday, and happily slip it over your gorgeous pee-pee when you get home and need to relax.
>>24163696
go on, tell me more
>>24163744
That's very nice of you, anon. I'm sure we're meant for each other.
But you know sometimes after a bad day at work I would be a little brutal and get naked, strip you down and hump you like a mad animal, while hugging you a little too tight so you need to have some lube or cococnut oil on the table right after the front door because I'm worried that I might hurt your pee pee when I do this. So just be ready for brutal humping when I come home, ideally I'd tell text you before I get home.
>>24163856
That's fine, anon; I want to be able to soothe your stress from work. Hump me all you need; If you text me I'll dress however you like for you and I'll be ready at the front door, my darling.
>>24163705
I would make you smell my dick and then wash it just to tease you. I would put my dick against yours for a few minutes so it ends up smelling like mine and watch you try to suck your own cock like the dumb slut you are.
When I'm done with you smelling my cock for one second will send you in a lewd trance and make you cum uncontrollably until you pass out.
>>24163888Would you find it gross if I told you that you just made me cum ? I mean, I'm not sure if you're lewdposting ironically or not. S-sorry if you find it disgusting.
>>24163956I find it hot as hell, frankly. Did you squirt out a nice, relaxing load for me, baby? I wish you could've coated my cock with it. I think you're really hot and cute anon~
>>24163993Well it was a big load since I didn't cum in the last few days... Since friday actually. But now I need to change my pants before I get back to work because I didn't intend to cum and didn't get a tissue ready and there's cum everywhere.Sorry for being useless, anon. You're the best. I wish I could make you cum. I wish you would be there when I come back from work so I could make up for this ;_;
>>24164068You sound really sweet and lewd, anon. I really enjoyed this. You don't need to worry about that! I wish I could strip your underwear out and lap your cum ribbons off of the fabric while you watched me. If you leave a throwaway, I could send you my steam, if you wanted...I don't have any games on my account so I can't add people myself.
>>24164148
Oh look, it's this faggot. Thread ruined.
>>24164118[email protected]Thank you for today, anon, I'm really sorry I can't return the favor right now.
>>24164174Don't you worry about it, sweetie. I'll be waiting for your friend request.
Pic related is this entire fucking thread
Frenchie what the fuck I leave you alone for 1 minute and this happens?
>>24160625
I don't believe you, bastard.
>>24164205
It's cute how upset you are. I bet you think I'm a pedophile for posting this, don't you?
>>24164306
>mfw master found me
>mfw starting to think of master as some kind of omniscient god
I really need to go now ;_;
>>24164375
Give me 1 reason why I shouldn't kick you away right now. Go on steam
>>24160749
I'm telling your master!
>>24164386
Lmfao keked by your pet
>>24164386
toppest of kuks
>>24164386
Death penalty! Death penalty!
>>24164540
hey look maybe the love of your life will be single after allbet youd still get kuked lmao
>>24164553
>love of my life
As if I'd love that little mutt.
>>24164580
i dunno it deffinately seems like it, since you're sad as fuck as a person that bully facade doesn't do much since you wanna swallow lewd frenchie's cum
this is pathetic. I'm gay but this is pathetic.
>>24164595
I'm a generally happy person when I'm not in an edgy mood senpai and I wish to swallow no semen.
>>24159942
But then I'd have to do laundry. I'd rather keep the tasks I have to preform to an absolute minimum.
>>24160553
You're hardcore. Maybe if I get worse..
>mfw master is going to leave me and it's all my fault
I should just cut off my dick.
>>24164744
Or do something even better to win him back.
>>24164744
You're not helping by posting here
>>24164205
Aww, you want your little pee pee suck too?
>>24164777
You just need to find a master of your own.
Just act like a submissive slut and eventually someone will dominate you to the point where you give in to them completely.
>Tfw not gay but still want a fat smelly cock rubbed across my face
>>24160625
Congrats Anon.
Fuck the robot desu
I wonder if he'll actually do this
>>24159942
>shower every day
>using up precious water
There are thirsty children in africa who need that water :^)
baka desu senpai
Cotton buds are seriously the real deal though, shit frees your ears.Especially if you can get other people to do it for you.
only takes a couple of seconds and the results are immediate. Only a madman doesn't clean out his ears at least thrice a week.
![[AE] Akatsuki no Yona - 03 [720p].mp4-00002.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i7pR4x7.jpg "[AE] Akatsuki no Yona - 03 [720p].mp4-00002.jpg")
>>24164868
It's better when they resist though.
>>24159942
>cum t-shirts
f-fuck I thought I was the only one
>>24165078
I prefer to get them addicted to the pleasure only I can give them so they're dependent on me, then I dangle that in front of them so they get desperate and beg.I know you'll read this, Skandi
![[FFFpeeps] Kaichou wa Maid-sama 02 [720p][3D9A040F].mkv-00003.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P7ohimR.jpg "[FFFpeeps] Kaichou wa Maid-sama 02 [720p][3D9A040F].mkv-00003.jpg")
>>24165111
That is just ridiculous. Who would ever fall for such a ploy?
>>24165156
Scandinavians
>>24165084
I had one when i was like....14-15, then I started just eating my cum and it was a major improvement in my life.
>>24165156
You do, degenerate. Get back on
>>24162376
>thinks being extroverted or going outside has literally anything to do with not having education, employment or training.
How did a thread so good end up so bad?
>>24165166
Thank god I'm not Scandinavian. It would suck to be roped in that easily.
>>24165184
I'm not that person. Just a bystander monitoring this thread.
>>24165181
I cum gallons so I need a cum mop of some sort. I'd probably get sick to my stomach eating all my cum.
>AVATAR THREADS
MODS GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND BURN EVERYTHING
>>24165212
Point still stands, you'd enjoy it
>>24165233
Reaction images aren't avatars, kek.
>>24165255
they are when the same users use the same reaction images to identify themselves you technicality-spewing shit licker
>>24165233
>>24165279
Well you're an avatarfag too, by your own standards.
I didn't use this knife in a while but damn, it's as sharp as a razor blade.
![[FFFpeeps] Kaichou wa Maid-sama 03 [720p][9E20463B].mkv-00002.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FuwlrF0.jpg "[FFFpeeps] Kaichou wa Maid-sama 03 [720p][9E20463B].mkv-00002.jpg")
>>24165241
No never. I'm not a degenerate like you.
>>24165342
You're not using it on yourself are you
>>24165342
Please don't hurt yourself like that.
Well shit I think I killed frenchie.. Maybe I was too mean to him
>>24165221
I can be your cum-mop, anon....
>>24165592
he deserves it, he can't actually seem to deal with a single guy, master, whatever, he is a slut and nothing more really
>>24165851
Well that may be true but he's still my pet for now so only I can be mean to him
>>24165881
I'm not trying to muscle in or anything, hey if you can make a pet out of him go for it man I wish you the best of luck, it's not something I'd want to even try, he seems to be a broken person in my eyes, good luck with him man, I hope you can make it work, or just toss him
>>24165916
It's been working fine before today, but he's been punished accordingly obviously if he's cutting himself now
>>24165934
>but he's been punished accordingly obviously if he's cutting himself now
Ahahaha nigger what
I don't think I have ever been so glad that I have a uncut dick as I have after reading this thread.
I'll never understand you people.
>>24166591
Shut the fuck up, moronic bitch.
>>24165342
Mine too!
>>24165343
Like you rhymes withTiramisu
>>24164162
NICE VLC SNAP FAAAAAAAG
>>24162169
fuckoff jew sempai
>>24165084
Why not just use... you know... toilet paper?
>>24167534
Not him but have you ever actually used toilet paper on your dick? It sticks to it. I use panties myself.
Does anyone know why your dick always smells really strong when you jerk off to tranny porn???
>>24168098
I don't jerk off to tranny porn.
>>24161628I think I ERPed with you once on here too. It was insanely good.
>Tfw no sub lewd friend to ERP with
>>24168659
literally the easiest thing to find here
>>24168827
Do you know how hard I've been looking? It's not as easy as one would think.
>>24168855
post your steam saying you want a sub slut to erp with and a dozen of lewd weebs will add you
>>24168879
>Thinking I would ever post my Steam
They're the sub ones anyways, they should come crawling to ME.
How the fuck are you all this lewd?
I never did erp, I just don't understand how these words come to your mind, must be some kind of talent.
>>24168900
where are we supposed to crawl to senpai
i'd drag my dick through ten miles of burning broken glass to lick your cum off your feet desu
>>24168965
Now that's what I'm talking about.Post your Steam, gayboi.
>>24168900
I w-want to serve you master... please let me lick your feet under your desk while you play video games >w<
>>24169040
Then post your ID already, so I can take your petite self to Steam.
>>24159942
This tbqh fampai
Warm water on my flesh, especially when it is cold is /comfy/ as fuck
>>24168995
just to be sure, how many friends do you have on steam at the moment, i'm pretty sure i already have you in my list
>>24169138
40.40bloxbloxbloxomgjustletmepostalreadystupidjap.
>>24169058
I'm not home now.. m-maybe later >w<
>>24169339
I still have to add you. By the time you get home, the thread will most likely be deleted.
>>24169362
w-well I hardly go on steam but ok..
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198218479389
>>24169634
Sad. Sad shit.
im not even gay... why is this thread making me so hard
Is the cute erp to make up for being a fat smelly weeb?
I couldn't erp without knowing what the other person looked like
>>24169983
Because you're thinking of nice, feminine penises.
>>24169983
get out of the closet idiot
