>>25027796
>in some kind of weird halloween fun house
>cramped as fuck and could hardly move through it
>some hot bitch jumps onto me and basically forces me to catch her
>she starts kissing me while I'm holding her and tells me to make a wish
>for some reason I say "I wish for you to not kill me"
>end up in an area with slightly more light
>she looks like an old rotting corpse of a hag
>says that she's going to fuck me to death

Scared the shit out of me when I woke up, but then I just thought it was funny because I thought of Mr. Garrison from South Park saying that he was going to fuck all of the illegal immigrants to death.

>>25027884
>i wish for you not to kill me
How do you get this low in life

>>25027970
What do you mean? I'm just paranoid, humans are some scary ass creatures. I'm not worried about any other animal killing me, ever.

bump so I can post the last dream I remember

>>25027796
>living in vault after a nuclear apocalypse (guess what i've been playing)
>have to share a bed with daniel craig
>he takes up all the fucking room, leaves me with hardly any room
>hogs the blanket
>"come on now james bond fuckin' get ur act together like"
>whole vault wakes upa and laughs at me
>he goes "wow, that's a new one /s"
>dinner comes around and it's fish fingers and waffles
>chow down

then i woke up

>>25027796
>falling endlessly in the darkness
>there's no light, i can't see my surroundings but I can see my body and limbs flailing in the air
>suddenly i hit the ground
>the shock is so strong it wakes me up with heartbeat rate bigger than MG42 fire rate

this dream keeps coming again and again

>>25029386
ok here it is
>in some fairly big white wooden house built in or before the 1950s
>the house is in a rural area, presumably part of a farm
>some sort of get-together or a party
>be in some group of people in their 20s
>only know my brother there
>everyone else leaves
>it's just me and brother
>somehow we end up making a weird agreement
>whichever gets first married must hold a big party on every 10th anniversary
>the other can only get married on one of those days
>he has found a girlfriend and get the impression they're seriously planning a wedding (she's not there, though)
>we start planning those parties
>depression takes over
>he asks where I'm going to sleep on the 10th anniversary of his wedding
>say "in a coffin"
>he becomes shocked
>try to think of a good reply to save the situation and my face
>perhaps make a joke about having a weird taste in interior design
>instead say jokingly I have become a vampire
i don't remember how the dream continued

>be me
>in car but don't know how to drive or where to go
>lost
>see distant uncle yelling at me for being a weirdo
>see grandfather yelling at me for ruining my fathers life
>see father pulls me out of the car and tells me I'm a failure
>see mother crying
>she says she wishes I was never born
>says I ruined he life
>die
>lifted up by burning husks of flesh and eyes
>see the light of heaven

I then woke up.

my last dream was rather bland and boring
>be me
>in some sort of group
>arrive at some large open lot
>there is a large gravel parking lot
>the group seems to be some sort of special needs group
>there is also a large open grass field
>on the left, there is a forest
>there is a long line of people that starts in the parking lot and we get in line
>I'm stimming/fidgeting a lot
>the line is for some take out food place
>a bunch of the other people in line who aren't in our group are starring at me/the group
>finally get up the front of the line, but I don't know what to get and I have trouble ordering
>two of the other people in the group suddenly start running towards the forest
wake up

>>25027796
>be me in my neighbourhood
>walking down the street
>think that it would be awesome if i could fly
>actually start fucking flying
>omgfam.jpg i'm flying
>suddenly wake up

I NEVER WANTED TO WAKE UP FROM THAT FUCKING DREAM

>>25027796
>be me, on the beach
>see crush in front of me
>realize i'm lucid dreaming
>desperately trying to touch her/have her suck my dick
>wake up before i have the chance to fuck her in my dream

EVERY TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE