Good afternoon, wagecuck.
Another day, another dollar.
>>25014350
Im not a wagecuck. I'm a human bean.
>>25014350
>tfw neets will never know what its like to enjoy a job
>tfw neets will never know the feeling of taking pride in your work
>tfw neets will never know how much your coworkers appreciate you
>tfw neets will never know how it feels to earn your living
>tfw neets will never know how fun socialising with our friends at work is
granted i know this is a bait post, but everthing i said is true. neets make strawman arguments to feel better about being useless human beans.
>>25014350
thisis a load of horse shit, you need to stop making these threads and kill yourself
>>25014597
Says the wagecuck, who has to talk shit about their superior neetlords to feel better about wasting away their days to accomplish absolutely nothing.
>>25014678
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY FUCKING SIDE
Are there even that many NEETs on this board, or is it just the same few autists spamming these threads over and over again?
>>25014678
I can understand why a wagecuck would react so violently to being reminded that their job is nothing but a waste of time while the superior neet can spend all of his time bettering himself and the world around him.
Another day, another dollar.
A million days, a million dollars.
Oh, and BTW, neet, make sure to get that rent check into me on time this time. Wouldn't want to get kicked out of your hovel on Christmas, eh?
>>25014678
I dont even care if you're a wagecuck but don't appropriate thisguy you fucking maggot
>>25014687
b8 and not a good one.
Everybody is wagecuck to some extent only difference is how good is your job.
Dont delude yourself Neets that you can comfortably live on bebefits whole life
>>25014828
>one million days
>>25014350
wage cuck here.
wake up at 6:30 have to be at work at 7am.
good thing i only live 5 minutes away.
go to work today don't even do anything at all.
but i still come home at 3:30 and just want to fall asleep. i usually come home and eat and fall asleep until like 6 or 7 pm.
i dont even think its the working part that makes me tired. i think its just depressing doing this and not having a gf or life . i just can't wake up at 6:30 and be normal.
> implying you can enjoy life without making money
I never understood this logic. How are you supposed to enjoy life if you can't even afford a fucking apartment?
>>25014940
>needing money to enjoy life
nice meme logic there buddy
>>25014940
Live in a country like mine where they provide you NEETbux for being too fucked up and then also provide you very, very cheap housing, as well as a social worker who delivers coupons to your door.
>>25014989
What am I supposed to do, go on a cruise with spare couch money from my parent's house?
>>25015019
What the fuck
No
That can't be real
>>25015020
How about you go fucking fishing and enjoy the simplicity of catching some lunch? Jesus fuck.
>>25015034
It's true and real. And I'm living it. Though, I'd still rather be a wageslave, honestly. Don't need money to enjoy life but I'd certainly enjoy having a family. Again though, I live in a country where they'd pay for most of my kid's necessities if I were to have one. Wouldn't want to bring up a child in poverty though. It's part of what fucked me up, I think.
>>25014687
this is exactly what i meant when i said strawmanning lol
>>25014828
State pays for my rent
Wagekuk on suicide watch
>needing money to enjoy life
Literally the worst meme in existence. What the fuck do you do? Wake up, eat, go to work, waste money on alcohol or a ride at an amusement park or a movie, go home, eat, sleep, rinse and repeated
Fuck off. Money is stupid, working is stupid. There's no point to it. A life without wasting time earning and spending money is a life spent well since you actually utilize the environmentS
Fuck off
>>25015019
Hello my fellow Frenchie
Feels good huh
>>25014597
you're full of shit, no one who is not self employed feels proud of work or looking good at work since its only the owners who benefit from your time you fucking loser.
>>25015132
Poorfag
>>25015157
Not French, friendo. Australian. Similar type of government structure though where they don't want anybody living in poverty.
>>25014350
Thisis a magnificent afternoon, and >>25014678 this guy is an impostor, don't listen to him.
>>25014687
Try again Mr. NEET.
>another day another dollar
Quite literally today. Just got a $1/hour raise 2 hours ago
Feels good man
>>25015772
Anti NEET inbound
>>25015860
Fucking neets, when will they ever learn?
>>25014350
>being happy
get out normie this place is not for you you are not welcome here you do not belong here you do not fit in here you have no friends here you have no community here you are not welcome here
>>25015877
Posting original content just because I have to.
>tfw applying for jobs
>tfw wagecuck meme in the back of my mind
>tfw subconciously fuck up interviews because of memes
>>25015945
Anyone sometimes surprised they post a completely original comment that has NEVER been said before?
>>25014597
Look, I'm a wagecuck, too, but I am not in the business of bullshitting myself. The satisfaction of a job well done? Are you kidding me? Do you mean the stressful rush of making sure you do the proper amount of work, and metaphorical dick sucking to maintain your job status, and hopefully get a pay raise so you can increase your earnings for your wagecuckery? Socializing? How about do your fucking job? Socializing is an interaction with co workers who you are competing with for hours, and pay, they are obstacles, and you are an obstacle to them. Earning your living so you can stave off homelessness, feed yourself, and pay for the occasional drink and night out to escape from the physical and mental hell hole that is wagecuckery, and every cent you put towards that feels like a an unnecessary waste that you're too weak to give up when you should be working more. I do this because I have to, not because I want to, and you're in the same boat. So. Fuck. Off.
>>25015945
Arguments sure are easy to win when you literally write both sides, and strawman your opponent, huh bud?
>>25015877
He goes to bed at midnight and wakes up at six yet feel refreshed and ready to take on an eighteen hour day.
Come on wagekeks are you even trying to make these thing realistic?
>>25014350
>go to work today
>boss walks around dressed as santa giving everybody chocolate candy shaped like santa
>afterwards we get told to stop all work and we listen to a presentation on company results for like an hour
>after the presentation the boss reads everyone's names alphabetically
>everybody gets a nice fat christmas bonus on company provided credit cards that act like coupons
>everybody gets invited for a big christmas dinner, all paid by the company
>get back to work after like 2 hours
it's so good to be a wagecuck
>>25016045
Create your own version then
OC BATTLE
wagecucks are by definition cucked by their bosses
your boss extracts 80% of the value you produce at work
if he didn't, he wouldn't turn a profit and his business would have ceased to exist
the system is literally designed to cuck you
>>25014678
Please do not use my favorite maymay you fucking roach.
>>25014905
I thought wagecuckery was specifically unenjoyable "wage" work. So, someone working in a field they are passionate about wouldn't be "wagecuckery" or maybe I'm wrong.
>>25016011
That isn't how work is for everyone, m8
Some people, like myself actually enjoy my job, the people I work with and the environment we work in
Do I get excited at the thought of coming to work in the mornings? No of course not, but I also don't dread it
Sounds like you just have a shit job, friendo
>>25014350
Good afternoon.
How many times did you jerk off today? Your life is ending faster and faster, each day being the same. You have all this free time but have you gone outside and interacted with another person?
>>25015877
>Don Draper appears to be sitting in water
>5am for the wageslave should be 5pm
Please have the final draft on my desk by 5am
>>25016064
>because he is an adult and has properly planned his sleep, the Wageslave feels refreshed and invigorated.
>>25016123
I tend to think of "wagecuckery" as specifically a job one doesnt like. If you enjoy your work, and feel fulfilled by it then are you really being "cucked" at all?
>just recently got a job
>"Your only day off around the holidays will be Christmas and New Years eve/day, anon."
>working on Boxing day
>working on my birthday
it's supposed to be the one time of year where all i have to care about is eating nice food and getting drunk but i'll be working 10 hours a day instead
>>25016174
I always just assumed that a wagecuck was anyone who actually worked for a living and was just a term used by NEETs to make them feel better about their situation
>>25016136
>have you gone outside and interacted with another person?
Is that supposed o make them feel bad? Do you really believe they'd want to do that? What a stupid post.
>>25016094
I'm a programmer, and there's a lot of overhead involved if I want to extract value out of my skillset on a freelance basis, because running your own business requires an entirely separate set of skills. Its far more convenient to just have a company provide a steady stream of work for me in exchange for a steady paycheck.
Also the benefits of having a peer group of people with similar skills and having access to competent mentors through your work environment is extremely valuable for personal development
So its a symbiotic relationship, unless you're literally an illegal immigrant picking fruit in a field, or doing some other job that will be replaced by robots within the next few decades If you are then I recommend learning some kind of marketable skill. Or start your own business if you think its so easy to exploit others.
What is the best country to live in for neetbux? I'm american, they pay 750$ here
>>25016045
>what is literally every single fucking NEET response ever
Fire with fire faggot.
>>25015877
Wageslaves, the really angry ones, you know the ones I'm talking about. It's like these people come from a fucking parallel universe or something, y'know?
"Set this ship into warp drive, we're going to a new world, where being a slave somehow translates to being free and being a NEET somehow means you're life is miserable."
Right, also water is dry and the sky is fucking purple. That's the logic these wageslaves like to use, justifying their voluntary wearing of their shackles. Revisionists of the present day!
>>25016173
No one can sleep six hours and wake up feeling refreshed. Don't give me that 1 and a half hour sleep cycle bullshit either. Six hours is not enough.
>>25016406
>just described his own post
>>25016422
you fucking wot m8. you can't be serious
>>25016422
Six hours is pretty fair as long as everything else is optimal because, you know, you're an adult. It can be made up pretty easily on the weekend.
holy shit I never realized these threads generate this much assdevastation among normalslimes
>>25016341
your worldview comes from a middle class perspective
not everybody can afford to train in fields likes yours or has access to "mentors" in their work environment
"starting your own business" is simply not on option for the vast majority of people
>>25016240
>working on boxing day
what
>>25016546
Pretty much everybody can learn programming these days. If you can afford a smartphone (which even niggers from Africa have) then you can afford a medium-tier computer which is sufficient for programming. The internet is full of books and tutorials about programming. There really is no excuse except laziness and being overwhelmed.
I get that it's hard to start something without being pointed in that direction. I get that it's hard teaching yourself marketable skills in a highly competitive environment. I get that not everybody is intelligent enough to do it. But you don't need to be middle-class to learn programming. In fact programming is one of those skills that can catapult you several classes upward and make you a multi-billionaire even though you started with absolutely nothing.
>>25016646
The day after Christmas in the UK is called Boxing day. Not sure what it's called for Amerim8s
>>25016546
>"starting your own business" is simply not on option for the vast majority of people
this is what robots actually believe. shows why you people are such failures
protip: you don't need education to start a succesful business, you need to have a good idea, brains and some money for initial expenses which can be easily obtained if you're not stupid
>>25016689
We call it December 26th
>>25016454
>>25016468
Maybe it's me that's fucked then but I can barely function on less than nine hours worth of sleep. Anything less than that and I'm prone to dozing off during the day unless im keeping myself constantly stimulated.
>>25016546
Starting your own business is always an option, it's just riskier without a safety net
If you really want to do it there's a ton of info online for free
>>25016799
Change your diet and drink more water
I was the same way until I made those changes. Now I rarely need caffeine to help me
>>25015019
>german government is flushing the country down the drain
>time to hook myself on the normie tax money
feels good to be first world country in thrid world construction.
>>25016848
Thanks mate I'll try it out. Even if I am a NEET I still like to try and do some stuff in a day.
>>25014678
laughed irl but you're a fucking imposter
>>25016546
>not everybody can afford to train in fields likes yours or has access to "mentors" in their work environment
I was raised by a single mother who spent most of her life crippled and depressed, living on welfare. Very much not a middle class upbringing, and I'm still emotionally fucked up due to my shitty upbringing.
>tfw no gf
But I'm self taught, no degree, no debts. Programming was just a hobby of mine, and companies don't give a shit that you have no degree so long as you've got the skills. Programming is the perfect hobby for a robot. You should look into it.
I am white tho so I had privilege on my side. That's probably why I'm doing okay.
>"starting your own business" is simply not on option for the vast majority of people
Startup capital isn't necessary for everything. In fact its better to start without it because then the risk of losses are far lower when you inevitably fuck up because you have no idea what you're doing. You don't want to blow $20000 on a shit idea that you didn't validate properly.
But start small and you'll still learn things. Start by buying cheap shit from China and selling it on eBay, you won't make a fortune but it can build up to be a nice little side income, and you can get started with very little cash. Order low MOQ items on AliExpress or DHgate, and use Terapeak to validate that those products will actually sell and that there isn't too much competition on them.
Or you can find some other niche where you can offer a service without needing startup capital. You will need to teach yourself some kind of skill though. Programming, marketing, etc... But you have the greatest information tool in the history of civilization at your fingertips, more books and resources, online courses and torrents available than you can ever imagine. Use it to learn something.
>>25016967
No problem, friendo
The biggest one for me was water, I didn't realize how much a person is supposed to drink each day
Take your body weight in LBS, divide that number in half and that is how many ozs you should have each day
Made a HUGE difference in energy levels and just overall how I felt through out the day. Will also help you lose weight
>>25016486
They don't.
It's just OP samefagging.
>Didn't get called in
>Would've been an easy day anyway
>Going to go to the gym, read a book and play MGSV
>Going to SW with work mates and going to get shitfaced with them afterwards and recover the next day by calling in sick
Who loving life?
>>25014732
Lots of neets, most are depressed.
Lurk for a day or two.
