(Distant) Anon! *footsteps getting closer* hear door handle turning and door flys open
It's your mom and she starts to yell at you for being on the computer all day and lecture you on life like she always does
What do you do? How do you make the bitch shut up?
I have a 40 hour a week night job. I hate my life but at least my mom leaves me alone. I'm 24.
How old is the average person here.
Listen to your mother you ungrateful fuck. If you wernt so self centered you'd realise that she has your best interests at heart and the pain you're causing her is far worse than what you feel.
> have child
> child is a failure of a human being.
> in the old days they would probably die and you'd have 8 other kids to make up for a couple of failures.
> only have 1 or 2 kids
> one of them worthless NEET
> 50% of your legacy is a failure
> You're a failure as a parent for raising a failure.
>>25013780
>How do you make the bitch shut up?
Don't. Realize that she's is worried about you throwing your life away on the most useless board on the most useless website you can go to on the internet. You know how much effort goes into raising a child? The giving birth alone is already quite an undertaking. She has raised you with certain hopes, not in the sense of you having to make a lot of money, or you becoming famous or something, but you know, you just living a happy life as a functioning member of society. And you, even though you might have given up on it a long time ago, want to be that. Nobody wants to sit behind a screen all day, and if you're telling yourself that this is the best way for you to live you are lying to yourself. Your mother can see that you are unhappy. And she cares about that, even when you yourself might have given up on it. Listen to her. It will do you some good, maybe.
>>25013814
I'm 20.
>>25013814
not him but I'm 30 and I've been full NEET for like a year and a half now, and there's routinely "25+ yo feels" threads that are active.
That being said, I think most people here probably average around like 19 or something, compansating for both old fags like myself and the underage meme-riders who are just here to frogpost.
>>25013905
this.
>>25013780
how about some uplifting videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXy_X4QqjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwAqE2qSHFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc
>>25014073
I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUgLN6vDnA
>>25013780
My mom does this on a regular basis.
Every time she does it, I say "okay" after every sentence. She'll get frustrated and then leave.
Over the next few weeks, I will always be out at night, gone during the day, and never tell her anything. I won't touch my computer the entire time. I'll only come home to eat and sleep, and even then only sparingly. She'll constantly ask me what I'm up to, to which I will reply, "I'm not wasting time on the computer." I'll leave again for 14 hours.
After a week or two of this, I will return home and go back to my computer.
>>25014157
I feel bad for shitty parents and their shitty kids these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GorGswNsbMk
>>25014224
>tfw no scary computer virus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=34&v=1BrWVd74WTY
Wait for her to finish before filling the room with *BRRRRAP* and crackling as I make a stinky poopy for her to clean up so she remembers her place on the totem pole.
>mother started losing her mind because of old age
>one day enters the room to say that I (my past child me) have been outside playing for long and havent returned yet and that shes worried sick something might have happened
Some day...
>>25013780
I work more than full time, she knows that and wouldn't say anything about chilling on the computer.
