What's the average day in the life of a highschool Chad, /r9k/?
Why are you asking us you retard
>>25011262
>wake up
>shower while texting
>shave while texting
>go to school while texting
>be rowdy with friends and still get A's
>go to football or go to Stacey's house and fuck her before parents get home
>work out
>hang out with friends
>go home to parents who love me
>go to bed and sleep without interruption
>repeat
BumparooRarooo
>>25011445
>you forgot wake up, hot blonde chick in your bed, shes blowing you already
>shower with her, have sex
>go to school in cool car parents got you
>be rowdy with friends and still get A's
>go to football or go to Stacey's house and fuck her before her parents get home or fuck her mom or both
>work out at gym
>fuck hot gym chick
>hang out with friends
>go home and be with parents who love me
>go to bed and sleep without interruption
>while you sleep phone blowing up with friends, girls, etc. on all social media, texting, whatever
>when you wake up you'll have tons of nudes
>repeat
wake up
eat
/r9k/
sleep
>>25011445
>>25011564
He knew you could do it.
>>25011445
>be rowdy with friends and still get A's
Or, rather, fail miserably but still get a pass because coach put in the word to the other instructors that you might get a footie scholarship.
>>25011564
My dick would be soar as fuck after a day like that
>Woken up via blow job from 10/10 milf mom
>Slap that bitch out the way, go take a shit
>Nothing but net, no wiping required but mommy begs to lick you clean anyway (denied)
>take a shower, making sure to wash all 12 inches of your smooth, uncut johnson
>Cuck dad is already preparing your favorite breakfast, full of memes like bacon and nutella that your perfect genetics and alphamale chemistry instantly turn into 3 more muscles despite lack of nutritional content
>Hop into dads car
>blond stacy blows you on the way over to school
>Hang out with jamal and smoke weed, show up to class 3 hours late
>teacher cums (from fear) when she sees you, A+++ on the essay Chad
>Collect new homework, pass it along to your cronies, who will return it to you the next morning after shaking the answers out of a few nerds
>Leave at noon, go eat lunch at a 5 star steakhouse while the asian hostess gives you a generous handy
>flip the table over and spit in the waitstaffs face when done, throw 1000 dollars in cash at them and leave.
>Ram a cop car on the way home, wedgie both the cops and make them apologize for bending your fender, take their car and guns and go back to school
>Drive onto the field during the big football game just in time to make the big catch, then back up and drive away with the ball as everyone cheers.
>run over the mascot on the way out because you know its a nerd in there
>return home, kick parents out for the night so you can have an orgy
>Throw everyone out of the house at 2 am, keep all the leftover coke and booze
>Inject some roids on the toilet, (another clean break shit as usual) look at 5000 new tinder matches
>go on r9k and tell robots how pathetic they are
>sleep like a baby
>>25011920
Now this is more like it
